30 Clever Birthday Jokes And Puns
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Publish Not your original work? Add source There are several ways to mark such a joyous occasion as one's birthday. First, there's the unsurpassed classic of getting your friends and family together for a celebratory dinner, cake, and maybe some beverages afterward. Then there's the weekend escape with your loved one to a cozy place somewhere. Then, of course, if you work in an office or anywhere with other people involved, there's the inevitably awkward congratulation cake and limp-fish handshake party. But you know what could make this kind of a get-together even more unpalatable? Cringy birthday puns! But, as you're about to see, cringy wordplay could also be good, at least at relieving the tension of having to sit through your coworkers' rendition of the Happy Birthday song performed off-key and off-beat. And if you'd serve these creative puns at a one-per-minute rate, you might just have the cake and eat it too (as your comrades will definitely announce an early end to the party). Since you, our dedicated reader, already know that we just can't get enough of unique puns dedicated to some specific topic, it's probably no surprise that we also made a list of original puns meant to mark the passing of your years. Of course, there will be funny puns about commemoratory cakes, exultant presents, and birthday wishes. There will also be some clever puns on you getting older and none the wiser. In other words - exactly what the doctor prescribed to make your birthday an exclusive occasion. That is if you choose to serve these fun puns to your party guests. If not - it's entirely your choice, but then your affair will undoubtedly lack some pomp. Anyway, funny jokes or not - birthdays are always worthy of a celebration! And whether you are picking some birthday puns for your own jubilee or to be scribbled onto a greeting card and lousily shoved into your friend's hand - you'll find what you seek for just a couple of inches below. So don't forget to vote for these lame puns and tell us which ones did you like the most! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Report 75points POST Aroace tiger (any pronouns) Aroace tiger (any pronouns) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I'M USING THAT!! 12 12points reply View more comments #2 The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. Report 50points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Foshizzle, dude! 0 0points reply #3 Kids are so easy to buy for. My younger sister said she loves anything Frozen. I got her some frozen peas and pop tarts, can't wait to see the look on her face. Report 48points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Can't wait to see it too! Please make a video 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 I need glasses to read my birthday cards. Wine glasses. Report 45points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Nothing like a soft, velvety Merlot to make those birthday cards funnier than they actually are... 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you. Report 44points POST Somewhat-Guilty Somewhat-Guilty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This one actually made me chuckle 5 5points reply View more comments #6 Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake?
It’s too hard to put them on the bottom. Report 38points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago lateral thinking, mate. 4 4points reply View more comments #7 What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey! Report 35points POST Marianne Saiso Marianne Saiso Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago For all the other coffee- and sleep-deprived humans: it sound's like: "I'm eighty". 4 4points reply View more comments #8 How do raccoons celebrate their birthdays?
They get trashed. Report 32points POST Ragnhild Nilsen Ragnhild Nilsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago And the funniest part of that joke is that the six year old telling it has absolutely no idea what "getting trashed" really means. 5 5points reply #9 You know what goes up and never comes down?
Your age. Report 31points POST Lara Verne Lara Verne Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago So does yours (unless you're Benjamin Button). 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 How does a cat celebrate its birthday?
By turning up the mewsic. Report 28points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Actually, it’s clawing the furniture and not getting in trouble for it 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday. Unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday. Report 27points POST Judah Phelps Judah Phelps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago XD good one! Keep the hack-em-ups coming! 2 2points reply View more comments #12 My girlfriend asked for a ring for her birthday, so I don't know why she hung up the phone when I called. Report 25points POST Judah Phelps Judah Phelps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Haha! 3 3points reply View more comments #13 This whole birthday thing is getting old. Don’t you think? Report 23points POST The Cute Cat The Cute Cat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Yes.. 4 4points reply View more comments #14 What type of music is scary for birthday balloons?
Pop music. Report 22points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Aside from the joke aspect, balloons really, really need to stop being a thing...they’re so bad for the environment and kill so many creatures. Sea turtles run the risk of extinction because of them. 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A catalog. Report 22points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Any warehouse! Just pick a box 7 7points reply #16 I wanted to write some chemistry puns in your card, but I wasn't sure if I'd get a reaction. Report 21points POST Daniel Atkins Daniel Atkins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Try a a catalyst. 2 2points reply View more comments #17 What’s a ghost’s favorite cake?
I-scream cake. Report 20points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago My favourite cake for Mondays 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you care to exercise. Report 20points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Haaaaaahaha, this one is pretty brilliant ! 2 2points reply #19 Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Report 17points POST Micah Micah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I'd like to see some data supporting this claim. 2 2points reply View more comments #20 Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet! Report 17points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Beets...YUMMMM 2 2points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #21 What kind of birthday cake did Peter Pan receive?
A pan-cake! Report 17points POST Sue Lynn Chan Sue Lynn Chan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Not a bad idea 1 1point reply #22 Why do people write on birthday cakes?
Because everyone wants to have their cake and read it too. Report 16points POST Greg Stewart Greg Stewart Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I salute you. 1 1point reply #23 You feta have a…gouda birthday. Report 15points POST Robert T Robert T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago These jokes are getting mighty cheesy. But you can't diss a brie. 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 That birthday party was gelato fun. Report 15points POST Eagle Girl Eagle Girl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago No party is That much fun with gelato -2 -2points reply #25 What does a turtle do on his birthday?
He shell-a-brates. Report 15points POST Softball05 Softball05 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago shell-arious! 2 2points reply View more comments #26 I bought you a loaf of bread for your birthday toast. Report 14points POST Judah Phelps Judah Phelps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Hahaha! 1 1point reply View more comments #27 Go ahead cake my day. Report 14points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago What time is cake time? ANY time is cake time! 2 2points reply #28 So, you’re spaghetting older. Report 14points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #29 What do you say to a female sheep on her birthday?
Happy birthday to ewe! Report 14points POST Judah Phelps Judah Phelps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Happy birthday to ewe, Happy birthday to ewe Happy birthday dear Mary Happy birthday to eeeeeeewe! 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 I always get emotional on my birthday. Even my cake is in tiers. Report 14points POST Judah Phelps Judah Phelps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 150 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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30 Clever Birthday Jokes And Puns
Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė, Aivaras Kaziukonis andJurgita Dominauskaitė
Publish Not your original work? Add source There are several ways to mark such a joyous occasion as one's birthday. First, there's the unsurpassed classic of getting your friends and family together for a celebratory dinner, cake, and maybe some beverages afterward. Then there's the weekend escape with your loved one to a cozy place somewhere. Then, of course, if you work in an office or anywhere with other people involved, there's the inevitably awkward congratulation cake and limp-fish handshake party. But you know what could make this kind of a get-together even more unpalatable? Cringy birthday puns! But, as you're about to see, cringy wordplay could also be good, at least at relieving the tension of having to sit through your coworkers' rendition of the Happy Birthday song performed off-key and off-beat. And if you'd serve these creative puns at a one-per-minute rate, you might just have the cake and eat it too (as your comrades will definitely announce an early end to the party). Since you, our dedicated reader, already know that we just can't get enough of unique puns dedicated to some specific topic, it's probably no surprise that we also made a list of original puns meant to mark the passing of your years. Of course, there will be funny puns about commemoratory cakes, exultant presents, and birthday wishes. There will also be some clever puns on you getting older and none the wiser. In other words - exactly what the doctor prescribed to make your birthday an exclusive occasion. That is if you choose to serve these fun puns to your party guests. If not - it's entirely your choice, but then your affair will undoubtedly lack some pomp. Anyway, funny jokes or not - birthdays are always worthy of a celebration! And whether you are picking some birthday puns for your own jubilee or to be scribbled onto a greeting card and lousily shoved into your friend's hand - you'll find what you seek for just a couple of inches below. So don't forget to vote for these lame puns and tell us which ones did you like the most! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Report 75points POST Aroace tiger (any pronouns) Aroace tiger (any pronouns) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I'M USING THAT!! 12 12points reply View more comments #2 The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. Report 50points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Foshizzle, dude! 0 0points reply #3 Kids are so easy to buy for. My younger sister said she loves anything Frozen. I got her some frozen peas and pop tarts, can't wait to see the look on her face. Report 48points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Can't wait to see it too! Please make a video 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 I need glasses to read my birthday cards. Wine glasses. Report 45points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Nothing like a soft, velvety Merlot to make those birthday cards funnier than they actually are... 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you. Report 44points POST Somewhat-Guilty Somewhat-Guilty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This one actually made me chuckle 5 5points reply View more comments #6 Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake?
It’s too hard to put them on the bottom. Report 38points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago lateral thinking, mate. 4 4points reply View more comments #7 What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey! Report 35points POST Marianne Saiso Marianne Saiso Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago For all the other coffee- and sleep-deprived humans: it sound's like: "I'm eighty". 4 4points reply View more comments #8 How do raccoons celebrate their birthdays?
They get trashed. Report 32points POST Ragnhild Nilsen Ragnhild Nilsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago And the funniest part of that joke is that the six year old telling it has absolutely no idea what "getting trashed" really means. 5 5points reply #9 You know what goes up and never comes down?
Your age. Report 31points POST Lara Verne Lara Verne Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago So does yours (unless you're Benjamin Button). 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 How does a cat celebrate its birthday?
By turning up the mewsic. Report 28points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Actually, it’s clawing the furniture and not getting in trouble for it 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday. Unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday. Report 27points POST Judah Phelps Judah Phelps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago XD good one! Keep the hack-em-ups coming! 2 2points reply View more comments #12 My girlfriend asked for a ring for her birthday, so I don't know why she hung up the phone when I called. Report 25points POST Judah Phelps Judah Phelps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Haha! 3 3points reply View more comments #13 This whole birthday thing is getting old. Don’t you think? Report 23points POST The Cute Cat The Cute Cat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Yes.. 4 4points reply View more comments #14 What type of music is scary for birthday balloons?
Pop music. Report 22points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Aside from the joke aspect, balloons really, really need to stop being a thing...they’re so bad for the environment and kill so many creatures. Sea turtles run the risk of extinction because of them. 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A catalog. Report 22points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Any warehouse! Just pick a box 7 7points reply #16 I wanted to write some chemistry puns in your card, but I wasn't sure if I'd get a reaction. Report 21points POST Daniel Atkins Daniel Atkins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Try a a catalyst. 2 2points reply View more comments #17 What’s a ghost’s favorite cake?
I-scream cake. Report 20points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago My favourite cake for Mondays 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you care to exercise. Report 20points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Haaaaaahaha, this one is pretty brilliant ! 2 2points reply #19 Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Report 17points POST Micah Micah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I'd like to see some data supporting this claim. 2 2points reply View more comments #20 Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet! Report 17points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Beets...YUMMMM 2 2points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #21 What kind of birthday cake did Peter Pan receive?
A pan-cake! Report 17points POST Sue Lynn Chan Sue Lynn Chan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Not a bad idea 1 1point reply #22 Why do people write on birthday cakes?
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