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Community member Publish Not your original work? Add source I'm not allowed to swear so I say stuff like "freaking", "shoot" and most notably "fugeknukles" to avoid punishment. I've heard stuff like "frubida" and have recently adopted "shiitake" and I'm eager to hear what you say. This post may include affiliate links. #1 Sometimes, when I'm really pissed, I moo instead of swearing. Don't ask me why, I don'r know either. Report Final score: 44points Markus Holstein POST Viviane Viviane Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Cowabunga!! 4 4points reply View more comments #2 1. Mother-father
2. Dog farts
3. Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches
4. Son of a biscuit Report Final score: 36points Vanner POST Dvd Pr Dvd Pr Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 fudge nuggets, gosh dang nabbit and shiitaki mudhrooms. Report Final score: 30points Kira Trepanier POST Kira Trepanier (Submission author) Kira Trepanier Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Dang that was supposed to say shiitaki mushrooms ? 22 22points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 I would imagine someone swearing in medieval languages, like thou art a cookie or something Report Final score: 26points Andrei Marentette POST September September Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I like using breakfast cereal names to insult people. You GrapeNut, You're being a total Fruitloop, etc... 8 8points reply View more comments #5 Idiotic brain damaged booger pickin chicken butt! It’s one sentence. Report Final score: 24points Georgia Hebert POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Jesus, Joseph, Mary and the Wee Donkey! 1 1point reply View more comments #6 Pants, shoes, and 'oh for the love of cheese and crackers' Report Final score: 19points Amberleigh Mysts POST Melaney Logue Melaney Logue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Pucking Frick!!! and Great googly moogily!!! 10 10points reply View more comments #7 I just try to run out of momentum before I get to the swear words, so something like, "Dirty rotten lousy miserable pathetic excuse for a ..." until I eventually give up. Report Final score: 17points Random Okapi POST #8 What in Cthulhu's name and H-E-Single Asgardian Hockey Stick. Report Final score: 16points Me Oh My POST thatmagicgaychick thatmagicgaychick Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago the second one has got to have a good story behind it 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 Grasshole and fudge Report Final score: 15points DUN DUN POST Kirstin Murphy Kirstin Murphy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago 'Grasshole' made my brain say 'ditch'.. 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Holy guacamole Report Final score: 15points I like donuts POST I like donuts (Submission author) I like donuts Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I Also say "you! You foul loathsome evil little cockroach!" when someone makes me mad To quote Hermione granger 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 Shirt like from the good place Report Final score: 15points Amber.exe POST IlovemydogShilo IlovemydogShilo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Sugar Honey Ice Tea. Hey, it worked for Chris Rock! 6 6points reply View more comments #12 Oh licorice sticks, oh for petes sake ( btw who IS Pete, idk), Booger nuggets, chmichangas, Snooze feathers Report Final score: 14points Has sold soul for corn chip POST Dvd Pr Dvd Pr Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago It’s a reference to St Peter 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 one time i stubbed my toe in school and went FFFFFF and then slowly went...fructose. the teacher was skeptical. i also really like bull-spit and just any medieval or creative curse, such as beaver dam and god daniel it Report Final score: 14points thatdisasterpanda POST Deutschland Mädchen Deutschland Mädchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Oh fr*****e! (Fructose) 1 1point reply View more comments #14 Not really bizarre, but I say ‘What the Fred’ and ‘Holy Sharon’. Report Final score: 13points LILYANDPEARL POST Chancey Chancey Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago My fav since my name is Sharon!!! 1 1point reply #15 "Frickadoodle-" Report Final score: 12points ??? ? ??????? ! POST thatmagicgaychick thatmagicgaychick Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago same 3 3points reply View more comments #16 "Monkeyface". Do you want to hear the evolution of why I say that? If not, too bad.
So, when I was little, I liked Spy Kids. The main character, Carmen, says "oh shiitake mushrooms" bc she can't curse. So I started saying it, until my mom told me it was an actual curse word (oops).
My mom says "shmonks" when she's trying not to curse, which is a derivative of "shiitake mushrooms". So I started saying "monkeyface". And now when I stub my toe I scream "holy goodness", but the monkeyface thing was cool for a while. Report Final score: 12points Raven DeathShade POST Orange Is Aging Orange Is Aging Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 months ago I say holy goodness too! 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #17 Fekkin' is one of my favorites. That and "for the love of ballpoint pens" Report Final score: 11points becca POST #18 Holy crepe Report Final score: 11points Freddy M. (He/Him) POST Freddy Martin (Submission author) Freddy Martin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Came from my neighbors a few years ago, was friends with their kid and they didn't like it when I said crap around their them, so it became carp and then eventually crepe 6 6points reply #19 Sweet Baby Pancakes is my "holy s**t." Also, "son of a motherless goat," which is from the Three Amigos. Report Final score: 10points dvelata POST Eunice Bentley Eunice Bentley Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago that one I hear a lot of when my son-in-law and his 3 sons are playing games. 0 0points reply View more comments #20 This one was completed by accident... wanted to say 'son of a b**ch' but it came out 'bunny snitches'. Now my go to! Report Final score: 10points Karen Root POST Chiken Nugit Chiken Nugit Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago You're like my phone's autocorrect! 2 2points reply View more comments #21 I growl deeply. I dunno why, but I do it all the time. They aren't quiet little growls either.
My poor throat. . . Report Final score: 9points KoffeeRune POST Sarcastic Cow Sarcastic Cow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I´m doing this since my childhood - since my parents banned swearing :D 1 1point reply #22 Ahh, Fudgesicles and Lollipops!

Not sure how my brain came up with it but works. Report Final score: 9points The Mom POST Chiken Nugit Chiken Nugit Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago You were hungry :) 1 1point reply #23 You absolute- followed by any word you want. Examples are: you absolute dishwasher, you absolute fridge, you absolute chicken headed dog water. If you want actual swearwords substitutes I’m not that helpful since almost everyone just uses the actual word here Report Final score: 9points Firefoxy3121 POST #24 "Blort." A substitute for all the swear words.
Blort!
Holy blort!
What a blort!
I randomly came up with it when I was 10-ish and I still say it :P Report Final score: 9points ima cat POST IrrelevantNonsense IrrelevantNonsense Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Son of a blort 3 3points reply View more comments #25 MotherHell Report Final score: 8points Moezzzz POST Harry pottsh Harry pottsh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago My mother? 0 0points reply #26 rOcKs!!!! Report Final score: 8points Pudge POST That nerd Zoe That nerd Zoe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Ah I see a man of culture as well. Does anyone else know where it's from XD 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 Fudgknukls Report Final score: 7points Da Dragon Queen POST #28 What the chocolate fudge Report Final score: 7points Nuri POST Stuti Aggarwal Stuti Aggarwal Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago yummy ! 3 3points reply #29 Oh balderdash! Report Final score: 7points Mistralok POST Deutschland Mädchen Deutschland Mädchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Yes! 1 1point reply #30 i hug my dog instead of swearing don't ask why idk Report Final score: 7points summer POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago aww! wish i can do that with my fish, but he a hungry boi and can bite, and tries to eat my hands. yet he de size of my thumb 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 My favourite from my brother (who is a Priest) "Oh for the Lord of Loaves and Fish!" Report Final score: 7points Peace, Love and Respect POST Laura Lett Laura Lett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This is to nice. Unless you say it sarcastically. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #32 Dirty poodles. Worked in an animal shelter for a spell and also am certified in pet grooming. Ever try to groom a very dirty poodle? Report Final score: 7points Terilee Bruyere POST Helen Haley Helen Haley Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Like trying to groom a wiggling cotton ball. 1 1point reply #33 What The Fazuli? or any Ice Cream flavor that comes to mind e.g. Why in the Mint Chocolate Chip would you do that? Report Final score: 6points justice POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago tasty lol 0 0points reply #34 "Puppies and kittens!!!" and when that's not enough, "Puppies and kittens everywhere!" Report Final score: 6points Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost POST Sara Marie Sara Marie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I do this! Was always food but then stared watching A Nation an that's their word for zombies and it works well for just about any situation where cussing may be warranted lol. Confuses people too 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 Bullgarbage Report Final score: 5points Shirley Jones POST Wendy Justice Wendy Justice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This comment has been deleted. -1 -1point reply #36 I was once reading a very old book where, instead of cursing they used the expression "¡Cáscaras!" (Shells, in English - like those from peanuts-). And it got deep rooted in my brain. Now I say "¡Cáscaras!" Whenever I try not to curse. Report Final score: 5points Paola Martz POST Crookshanks Crookshanks Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago How do you pronounce this? 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #37 Well Spit
Fluff
Where didn't you learn how to drive
Go cuddle a cactus Report Final score: 5points Susan Reid Smith POST KiwiBubbles KiwiBubbles Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago "WHERE *DIDN'T* YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE" OHMY LORD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER 3 3points reply View more comments #38 Instead of m*****f****** I choose instead to say MOTHER NATURE Report Final score: 5points Rockstar POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago i say u mother chicken nugget tender idk XD 1 1point reply View more comments #39 Son of a motherless baconator is my favorite one Report Final score: 5points GayFireTruck POST Laura Lett Laura Lett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Son of baconnater is my hubby's. 1 1point reply #40 Shooty la marde. Dagnabbit! Report Final score: 4points - POST #41 what the fudge cakes?!!!! Report Final score: 4points bean POST Lilia Loewenberg Lilia Loewenberg Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Lol! I say fudge muffin 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #42 Racka-frackin’ filibunkin' bortin'.

No one can curse without swearing like Yosemite Sam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWYFxekoAsM Report Final score: 4points Tami POST Laura Lett Laura Lett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Sometimes i also strat bleeping, like r2 d2. He had a seriously filthy mouth. Bleeped everything he says 1 1point reply View more comments #43 I either switch to Spanish or say either piss, cheeky, flying monkey, and hint at the bad word (ex: ahh mother-! Or sonofa-) Report Final score: 4points AceOfChaos317 POST #44 i say " holy air fryer!" Report Final score: 4points Omnisexual elephant POST Red Red Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 months ago I love this 1 1point reply #45 I go with zark, because usually the person I'm arguing with hasn't read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Report Final score: 4points Lukyan Terdal POST Deutschland Mädchen Deutschland Mädchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago You really seem like you know where your towel is 3 3points reply View more comments #46 Furgermurger!
Dipped (This one gets shouted to bad drivers. They can't hear me but I still say it.) Report Final score: 3points Sandra Braverman POST #47 Golly whing-whang
Shish kebab
Bullfeathers, bullcrud
Fumbling, flying
Motherflipper Report Final score: 3points Freya the Wanderer POST Freya the Wanderer (Submission author) Freya the Wanderer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Forgot to add "fish sticks" 1 1point reply #48 what the fluck-cluck Report Final score: 3points Sweetie Cake️‍ POST #49 Fudgesticks! Fudging heck... Report Final score: 3points RifleReptiles POST #50 Son of a Biscuit Report Final score: 3points Ozymandias73 POST #51 Fudgesicles and shishkabobs Report Final score: 3points MyOpinionHasBeenServed POST #52 Frack.

I watched too much Battlestar Galactica. Report Final score: 3points Erick Blood POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) Frell from Farscape 0 0points reply #53 DUCK YOU!
(or i just start squealing because i have a broken brain) Report Final score: 3points WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO POST #54 Not me, I live by the "Swearing is good for you" camp, but my dad does an angry drawn out "G*d bless Armenia." Instead of G*d D*mn it
(Notes, some religions protest writing the name of the lord and I try to respect them, hence the self censorship) Report Final score: 3points Buggycas POST Unnamed Hooman Unnamed Hooman Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Thank you for that respect, fine user 3 3points reply #55 Pinfeathers and gollyfluff!

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3fyC0MkdtI Report Final score: 3points [] POST #56 I say, "what the heek are you mother flowers doing!"
I've said this when the little kids at school are too loud and obnoxious. Report Final score: 3points Lilia Loewenberg POST #57 “Cheese!” Report Final score: 3points Unnamed Hooman POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago OY ! 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #58 Two that I picked up from my husband.

Son of a Biscuit.

And

Mother Puss Bucket.

but since I've been living in the South, "Bless their heart" has come into my vocabulary. Report Final score: 3points Carol Emory POST Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Yes! Bless their heart is one of my top cusses now (thank you Celia Rivenbark) 0 0points reply #59 Son of a nutcracker or son of a buttcracker Report Final score: 3points Saucy Aussie POST #60 i say this:

wHy In ThE hAm sAnDwIcH wOuLd U dO tHaT???


and

what the cheesy potato skins are u doing? Report Final score: 3points Samia Guled POST #61 Sherbatsci! Report Final score: 3points Mr.Knaps (He/Him) POST #62 wat the hekk is dat huh why u do dat bruh idiotik Report Final score: 3points SomePilot POST #63 Whistle.
My husband learnt it, if I'm whistling, I'm not in agood mood, I'm too mad to be asked if or why I'm angry.
In 5-15 minutes of whistling, it calms me down too. Report Final score: 3points Sidra Badar POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Can't whistle...been trying 70 years, have given up. 0 0points reply View more comments #64 “Barstools”. “Oh fffff”. “Sugar”. “You little scumble” if it’s a cat I’m cross with. “You little buglers”, again to the cats. Report Final score: 2points Jods POST #65 My go-to is fudge-nuggets Report Final score: 2points Juno French POST #66 Christ on a Cracker!
Oh wait....that's still cussing, isn't it?

Pooper scooper!! Report Final score: 2points Jackie Lulu POST MyOpinionHasBeenServed MyOpinionHasBeenServed Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago How is saying Jesus Christ or Christ still cussing? I said it in work one day and someone cubicles yonder was like "Whoa. Language." 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #67 Heckity heck is my favorite, although I also like frick, sometimes I say carp instead of crap, I call people muffinbutts and it’s really fun for some reason… holey jeans, etc etc Report Final score: 2points BORKADYMUSIC POST CreativeKlutz CreativeKlutz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Whenever something is starting to go bad I try to stay positive but when I can’t I just go straight to “well… heck” 1 1point reply View more comments #68 Anything in this list with a & after the word means that I don't know if it counts or not.

Sh** = Crap& or Scheisse (Sh** in German)
He** = Heck (Duh)
F-Word = Frigg&

Also stuff like
"shEEEEEEEEEEEOUOUOUTTT Report Final score: 2points Mike Jacobs POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Merde! 2 2points reply #69 Fut the wuck.
Fudge nuggets.

(My "go to" used to be the F-Bomb.) Report Final score: 2points Madre_Dr4gnZFly POST DuchessDegu DuchessDegu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 months ago Fut the wuck - brilliant! 0 0points reply #70 Holy Christmas! Report Final score: 2points Starving4myart POST Laura Lett Laura Lett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Jiiimmmnnnyyyy Christmas!! ia another favorite. 0 0points reply #71 I say chupacabra... And no, I don't know why. Report Final score: 2points Mrt POST #72 instead of calling someone a b***h I call them a piece of bread. My parents still don't know that's what it means. Report Final score: 2points ChickenNugget POST #73 Very frequently use things like "shoot" "heck" "dang", but I got my more unusual one from a couple of my favorite clean YouTube channels. Both DanTDM and J from the SuperCarlinBrothers just use "BUTTS!!" as a replacement for swearing. So now I say it all the time Report Final score: 2points KiwiBubbles POST MollyJune MollyJune Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Yeah, I use those basics too, but I say darn more than dang. 1 1point reply View more comments #74 Rat farts or Rats on a stick Report Final score: 2points MotherofGuineaPigs POST #75 Oh fiddlesticks, diddley dang it, Sheeshkabob, You Marshmallow of Satan,
Sometimes I just scream, beep, and make weird sounds too. I have no idea where marshmallows of Satan came from, to be honest. Report Final score: 2points Sequoia door. POST Sequoia (Submission author) Sequoia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) I should probably explain the Marshmallows of Satan since I remembered. I was sitting by a fire, eating marshmallows when my friend compared me to the devil. So I shouted the first thing that came to mind. YOU MARSHMELLOW OF SATAN. I still use it to this day. My friend still teases me to this day. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #76 Oh my gods, schist, do immortales, γαμώ(the f word in Greek), and gods of Olympus. Yeah I’m a pjo fan if y’all couldn’t tell. Report Final score: 2points Elyce POST Elyce (Submission author) Elyce Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Can’t forget the good ol’ dam. Lmfao. Only pjo fans will get that reference. -__- 2 2points reply View more comments #77 “What in the holiness of chicken nuggets” “Freaking Mare” “FRICK” “Shoot” “Crop” “Hoover Dam” Report Final score: 2points Gremlin (She/They) POST Sea otter simone Sea otter simone Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago CHICKEN NOOGETS 0 0points reply #78 Once hit my knee at work, started to yell sh.. and then changed midword to shinanigans so I wouldn't get in trouble. Stuck with me. Also use Good Gravy and gurgle shmurgle from the movie Black Cauldren. Report Final score: 2points Erica Brownrigg POST #79 Not ridiculous per se, but sometimes I start today sh!t, and jut end up going shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Report Final score: 2points tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa POST #80 Why did no one add Cheesus Crust yet? Report Final score: 2points Kanuli POST MollyJune MollyJune Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Haven't heard that one, but it's pretty similar to "Cheese and Rice!" 1 1point reply View more comments #81 Trying to teach my kids not to swear, my youngest son decided to just use that word literally. He looks you dead in the eye and says “swearword” Report Final score: 2points Llewella POST #82 not me but a friend: sugar me timbers Report Final score: 2points BAWK BAWK BAKAW POST #83 I say 'mother puss bucket' from Ghostbusters Report Final score: 2points dmjhmer POST #84 Son of a fire truck Report Final score: 1point Debe Wilson POST #85 My husbands says "ratfarts". Report Final score: 1point ThisIsMe POST #86 "mother-fluffer" and 'razzum-frazum' are my go to's. Report Final score: 1point TruBrit81 POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago My mother came up with chicken f--------, thinking it was less offensive than m-------- f-----. I can't say whether it was, but I laughed whenever she used it. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #87 Fudge monkeys is a favorite Report Final score: 1point Stephanie Rohweder POST #88 Son of a dog
Frick you
F**k f**k f**k fecky f**k
dangnabbit
Holy cheese Report Final score: 1point Person POST Person (Submission author) Person Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Note- It may be censored but it was not a swear word (technically) 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #89 Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake! Report Final score: 1point TheDinoSourHands POST #90 Add on common things like: what on the chicken nuggets?! For the frickity fracks sake! Report Final score: 1point TheDinoSourHands POST #91 Crud monkeys
Holy Cats
Blasted or Blast it depending on the grammar required Report Final score: 1point Melissa Hollowell POST #92 "Fiddlesticks"
"N'Luuura" (that is from a book series, same meaning as hell)
"Fuzz and fluffles"
"Fek"
"Rude!" Report Final score: 1point Kira Okah POST #93 Son of a nutcracker, Oh my goodie goodie gumdrops, bang dang it Micheal (I don’t even know who Micheal is) and Fiddlesticks. Report Final score: 1point Lynogile POST Lynogile (Submission author) Lynogile Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I almost forgot Schist (type of rock) 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #94 You Raven Starver!
I also likw Beep Report Final score: 1point S. U. Mone POST #95 Booger snot when you forget something or something is not cooperating Report Final score: 1point L.a. Williams POST #96 Fudge-cracken-pots. Altogether just as it sounds. I also had a friend years ago from Spain and she would always say "bananas", it was lovely with her accent. It has been 12 years and I still say it because of her. Report Final score: 1point Sacco Mom POST MollyJune MollyJune Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago My brother used to call people "Bananapants" when he was really mad at them. 0 0points reply #97 I say “holy cats!” Or “for the love of everything pink and purple polka dotted!!”. Report Final score: 1point NotTodaySatan!! POST Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago You knew my grandmother? For the love of all that's pink and spotty 0 0points reply #98 S***= shoot or crap
F***= freak/freaking
A**holea**wipe= ozweepay (it’s from an old Saturday night live skit; search it up!) Report Final score: 1point Sofia Schutt POST #99 Long time ago I knew a sweet little old lady whose favoured curse word was phenyle!

Myself, I tend to use thiiiiiit! Report Final score: 1point Ariom Dahl POST #100 Go eat spaghetti out of a shoe! Report Final score: 1point That nerd Zoe ️‍‍ POST Summer Godwin Summer Godwin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago ok um no thhhank you no way 0 0points reply #101 Krum, mother trucker Report Final score: 1point Sabriam Loll POST #102 oh ffffuuuuun times! Report Final score: 1point Jimmy Harkness POST Amelia Amelia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago i say that too lol 0 0points reply #103 Sugar Honey Ice Tea Report Final score: 1point Refilwe Mojafi POST Freya the Wanderer Freya the Wanderer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Look at the first letters - ha ha-- 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #104 Fart-Nugget, Son-of-a-biscut-eater, Fart a Dart, poop nugget, GOD!.....bless America Report Final score: 1point Genny McD POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #105 i remember when i was a smol boi i had just heard the word b*********y (disgusting right) so i was getting mad at the homework i had so i loudly screamed B********Y i had no idea wat it meant but i was still grounded for a week lol Report Final score: 1point Lil Neeagor POST Mira Heiman Mira Heiman Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago i am confused. please explain 0 0points reply View more comments #106 I saw "Crap doodles" a lot. I honestly like it more than swearing. I still swear a lot, but Ive been able to rein it in more by saying that lol. Report Final score: 1point Black Pearl POST #107 I have quite a few. Some of them...

Sweet serendipity doo daw day!
Fudge knuckers!
Frog's breath!
Achalavida!
Dag nabbit!
Darn tootin! Report Final score: 1point September POST Elizabeth Sundby Elizabeth Sundby Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago what the fudge knuckers! 0 0points reply #108 it wasn't me, but I heard a lady in the store say " I'm fed up with your shhenanigans" haha good catch lady Report Final score: 1point Elizabeth Sundby POST #109 You freaking android! You son of a toaster! Oh my guacamole! Well darn and drats! Report Final score: 1point Rylee Evergreen? POST #110 what the frick frack diddily dack patty whack snick snack crack pack crackerjack train track quarterback biofeedback thumb tack tic-tac just happened? Report Final score: 1point sirfryingpan POST ?'??????!(new account) ?'??????!(new account) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Ay! I use this!! but I usually use it when I stub my toe or something, cause as I get to the middle of it, I start to laugh and it helps a little with the pain. Gets me distracted 0 0points reply #111 GRAVY! I have no idea why. Report Final score: 1point Rebecca POST #112 Too many! I have the classics (frick, heck...) but then there's "holy carp", "holy crudbuckets", "frackdiddlydumptious", "fudgeknuckles", "fudge nuggests", "son of a biscuit", "what the actual flippers", "bullsheepgoatpoop" (don't ask), "oh chiz", "holy cheeseburger", and way too many more... Report Final score: 1point alice in nowhereland POST #113 Usually i just say the first letter or say flip or dang or something like that Report Final score: 1point Your Local Slytherin POST #114 i say:

aiefjowjweifjaoeifj;aeiofj;eoifja;eoif Report Final score: 1point ツ chihuahua n. POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago must be the cuss word babies say 0 0points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #115 cheese nuggies Report Final score: 1point Leslie POST #116 Several years ago I started saying "Holy Christmas Trees". Now my adult children say it, too! Report Final score: 1point Frances Lee POST Bill Corbett Bill Corbett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Somebody forgot to chlorinate the gene pool again, and I'll bet the Jack that aired you is proud today! 0 0points reply #117 Bother! Said Pooh... A.%20A.%20Milne Report Final score: 1point Completely Hatstand POST #118 "Mickey fricky"

I watched a TV edited version of Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing when I was young. Every time a character said MF, it was edited as mickey fricky. So, to this day, that's what I use when it's inappropriate to curse. Report Final score: 1point Synsepalum POST #119 I cuss like a kindergarten teacher on a break, but I am trying so hard to not say GD or JC. Don't ask. I know it makes no sense, but anyway, instead I say Gee-Hay-Zues. I have no idea how I came up with that or what, but it helps. IF I try not to cuss it's usually, Son of a Busicut, or Friggin, or Son of a Beach. Report Final score: 1point AzKhaleesi POST #120 I worked for the government for a while and had to talk to people in the phone all day long, I developed the habit of saying “oh my goodness gracious” instead of “oh ffs!”
Also I have a habit of saying “Christ in a Cream Cheese Sauce” instead of the “f-word”- from a book I read as a teen! Report Final score: 1point Anna Stephenson POST #121 "SSSSSSSSS...." like a snake Report Final score: 1point Elliot Fowler POST #122 For the love of Peter, Paul, and Mary; Jiminy Christmas; What the H. E. Double Hockey Stick Report Final score: 1point C C POST #123 See You Next Tuesday! Report Final score: 1point C C POST #124 BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Report Final score: 1point MARGARET SCHILLING POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #125 "Argh! BIG FLAMING PANTALOONS!". Don't ask me why. Blurted it out accidently years ago and it just...stuck. Report Final score: 1point Karis Ravenhill POST #126 I turn i to Ned Flanders and say Diddily Darn Report Final score: 1point PrincessTheSiameseKat POST PrincessTheSiameseKat (Submission author) PrincessTheSiameseKat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago *into 0 0points reply #127 In Germany we say „Scheibenkleister“, which roughly translates to „windowpane glue“ Report Final score: 1point Alina Walenta POST #128 Crapples and crudcakes xD Report Final score: 1point Kalmar (she/her) POST #129 For the love of all things Holy, For the love of guns and ammo (when I am really mad), What the what, Audit you, What the actual idiotic foolery, I hope your pizza is always soggy, Litter lover (no idea where that one came from) Report Final score: 1point BooduhCookie POST #130 Christopher Columbus.
Great day in the morning.
Jiminy Cricket. Report Final score: 1point d a POST #131 zapatos de rata, which means rat shoes in Spanish Report Final score: 1point LAS POST #132 instead of saying jesus christ i say cheez its crisp Report Final score: 1point lapis lazuli POST #133 What the frickity frack quackity quack Report Final score: 1point Criminalmindsjunkie POST #134 What the chiz???
Holy chiz-
Oh chiz…

Like “cheese” but fun to say. And it’s not “ch eye z” it’s “ch is z”

Also when insulting I say
You buttface!!
Oh, don’t be a buttface. Report Final score: 1point Glittery Panda POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #135 I personally say holy hell weasels Report Final score: 1point Mia Roberts POST #136 Mother Butler. I heard Melissa McCarthy say it in her Spy movie and it made me laugh. I've used it since then. Report Final score: 1point K K POST #137 When my daughter was young: I’m going to kick your donkey! AND “Shiit”ake mushrooms. To this day - I’m 50 & she’s 26 - we say this regardless of where we are or who we’re talking to/about. Crazy LOL Report Final score: 1point Kristi Savage Cook POST #138 I have three cats. Since the lockdown, whenever I get mad, I hiss. Report Final score: 1point Luis Hernandez Dauajare POST #139 What the “flying fudge” is that? Or I don’t give a “flying fudge”
And since I couldn’t add a photo, here is a link
https://www.redbubble.com/i/kids-t-shirt/What-the-FLYING-FUDGE-by-Herefor1reason/31435022.MZ153 Report Final score: 1point TKA POST #140 Son of a monkey’s butt. Report Final score: 1point Panda-riffic POST #141 Jiminy Cricket!!! Report Final score: 1point RicRakNicNak POST #142 No poo Poirot Report Final score: 0points Skulduggery Pheasant POST Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Class! I'm stealing this 0 0points reply #143 not me but my friend

she says “what the pudding”

which i think is quite cute Report Final score: 0points Miss Marmite POST #144 c**k Report Final score: 0points kit cat chunky POST I I I I Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago kinda of is a swear , i know its a male chicken but still 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #145 When We ( hubby and myself) found out i was pregnant we made pizza our swearword
So we got used to it and now we dont swear in front of our kid
So pizza Report Final score: 0points Elvira Kreft POST Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Actually pizza sounds like quite a satisfying cuss 1 1point reply View more comments #146 bum flaps Bianca Report Final score: 0points I I POST Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Snort-laugh! 0 0points reply #147 I swear Report Final score: 0points Blackadams POST #148 Planker (Wa**) Prit-Stick (Prick), Door K**b, Flosser (Toss**), Custard (Bas**), Twix (Tw*t)

Also love the ones from Upstart Crow like Bastable and Bollingbrookes :) Report Final score: 0points ?? POST ?? (Submission author) ?? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Oh and “Sum of a peach” 0 0points reply #149 Custard Report Final score: 0points John Brindley POST #150 I say the name of a place in Scotland, Ecclefechan, because when you say it with feeling it sounds just like a swear word.

Oh, Ecclefechan.......!!!! Report Final score: 0points BN80 POST Eb Eb Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago And pronounced Kirkcudbright? (Kir-coo-bry, for non-Brits.) Another Victoria Wood gem, bless her. 0 0points reply View more comments #151 Ok, I have a lot
Fudge
Oh my Odin & Oh my Zeus
Diddly Darn Dang It
Scheisse
What the Muffin
:) Report Final score: 0points Guinta POST #152 Son of a rat monkey! Report Final score: 0points Heather W POST #153 Son of a biscuit! Report Final score: 0points kaycee14 POST #154 Crackers! Freak! Fudge! Son of a motherless goat. The weirdest one was Cheese and crackers on a squid and it stuck. Report Final score: 0points Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #155 Fork and Forking, from the good place. Had to practice using them so as not to swear in front of our young kids. Report Final score: 0points sonofabass POST #156 My gutter mouth has gotten less foul over the years. Now, if something occurs where I used to say, "shut the f*** up!" I now go with, "shut the front door!" Also Ill call someone a "dutch noodle" instead of calling them a "douche nozzle." Report Final score: 0points Whitey Black POST #157 Pony poop- snot nosed booger face- cow manure. These are my to go insults Report Final score: 0points Turtle42 POST #158 Son of a beehive, son of a biscuit eater and mother skunker. Had to come up with alternatives to my normal trucker mouth when my nephew began to learn all the words. Report Final score: 0points Monika Brandt POST #159 SCHMITT ! Report Final score: 0points Linouchka POST #160 haberdasheries and hemoglobin Report Final score: 0points AffenpinscherMom POST #161 My grandmother always said fiddle sticks. Report Final score: 0points Krista Daniel POST #162 "Gotterdammerung!"
Been saying that when I'm angry, for maybe the past 3 decades or so... Report Final score: 0points B POST #163 My dear friend runs a day care from her home. My favorite from her is "oh, for fish sticks" instead of "oh, for f#@ks sake" Report Final score: 0points Madzdad the Bard POST #164 Fork/ frick/frigg
Bench/ borscht
Carp
Frigglefrack
Shirt/ Shark Report Final score: 0points Maya Forbes POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #165 Sugar Nuts. I got this from one of my (favorite) high school teachers. He'd always hold the SHHHHH long enough so you thought THIS TIME he's really going to say it. "SHHHHHHHHH-ugar nuts!"

Following in a close second is "Fudge Buckets". Report Final score: 0points StayClassy POST #166 A few of my favorites (some from friends)

Frickin frackin froockel frock
Aw Canada
Frog pants
Dang it (in Gollum voice)
Oh lorsh
Flying frack
I could go on and on Report Final score: 0points TKFitzy POST #167 Not sure if it's a replacement, but I call someone a weirdo as a mild insult. I've also taken to calling things 'bohimba' if I don't know the right name of it. I guess it sort-of replaces 'sonofa...' Report Final score: 0points T. D. Bostick POST #168 Farglesnot Report Final score: 0points DebSue POST #169 Not me but my husband. He was getting really frustrated while doing a project that just wasn't working. At one point he yelled, "Fudge knuckle!" at the ceiling. I had to hide my face so he couldn't see me trying not to laugh. Report Final score: 0points Kim Shannon POST #170 Puppy kicker!! Because you don’t get much worse than that!! Report Final score: 0points LeeAnna White POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago true true I agree 0 0points reply #171 "Raskolnikov!" It's what Boris Badenov used to shout when he got angry. If you don't know who Boris Badenov was, you could look that up - as Casey Stegal used to say And if you don't know who Casey Stengal was, you should definitely look that up. Report Final score: 0points Michael Largey POST #172 "Son of a hoochie mama" Report Final score: 0points Lily bloom POST #173 Son of a bees wax! Report Final score: 0points Michael Pippa POST #174 Fudge pickles. Report Final score: 0points jasper POST #175 Aw pickles. Usually a good fill in for most words that shouldn't be repeated by younger ones. Report Final score: 0points Redheaded1 POST #176 I call people African Donkeys.
Not as a racial thing or anything, but African sounds like A-frickin Report Final score: 0points VerticallyChallenged POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago IM an African, so EXCUSE ME??? 0 0points reply #177 Fart Knockers Report Final score: 0points StayClassy POST #178 I say pickle instead of a swear, really, instead of the F word if I can't swear for some reason Report Final score: 0points Samantha Melnychuk POST #179 When I swear, I swear. There are no other words. Report Final score: 0points eve POST #180 I swear like a sailor everywhere...except around my 4-year old granddaughter. When I catch myself about to, out come these words very slowly at first: Chitty-chitty bang bang. Fudgsicles. Oh my aching Cripes. Report Final score: 0points Gia SDP POST #181 Specifically when I stub my toe or hit my shin, I won't swear. I'll say something to the effect of "Son-of-a-god-dang-mother-trucking-dunkin-donut-effin-god-mother...". My roommates think its funny, I'm usually in too much pain to be laughing. Report Final score: 0points giraffe-wannabe13 POST #182 Fudge on a stick! I think cause it starts with Fu and ends with ck. Report Final score: 0points Llama_flower93 POST #183 Here's a few:
1. "Oh for the love of sweet beans!" (very common)
2. Have a great day! (it's rare - I use it to mean the opposite if I'm cross with someone).
3. "oh Fruitcake!", "Fudge muffins" or "Oh Fudge!" (alt to the F-word) Report Final score: 0points A Jones POST #184 Flipping/Bloody Norah
Bananas Report Final score: 0points Hollie Marie POST #185 Son of a butternut squash
Holy sugar cookie
Funky monkey Report Final score: 0points Gabby M POST #186 Sugar! Report Final score: 0points Eleanor Green POST #187 I work in a school. When something isn’t working, I say “flerp.” Report Final score: 0points VulcansAreSexy POST #188 Well fudgsicle.

Oh bovine fritter. Report Final score: 0points rspanther POST #189 The DUCK??? Report Final score: 0points rennie roo POST #190 Son of a bug in a rug Report Final score: 0points Heather Evans POST #191 "Blistering Blue Barnacles!" from the Captain in The Adventures of Tintin by Herge. Report Final score: 0points Ellen Townsend POST #192 Dunno why but "Fudge in a bucket!" sometimes comes out of my mouth. Report Final score: 0points Ellen Townsend POST #193 I've taken to saying Schweppes (like the ginger ale) at work, usually gets a laugh. Report Final score: 0points Stephanie POST #194 I usually say son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!! Report Final score: 0points Shawn LaFramboise POST #195 Shoot a monkey! Report Final score: 0points Shelly Sudia POST #196 Fudgesicles, Cheese and rice, and my favorite; Shoot-a-pickle. Report Final score: 0points M B POST #197 Oh fluff. Report Final score: 0points Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson POST #198 I been saying “bug nuts” or “ mothballs” since I was about 9 Report Final score: 0points Kary Chastain POST #199 Cheese and Rice.
People are Chuckleheads and Boogernuts.
For fun, get creative like “You jellied egg brained, theater floor licking, waste of air”. It fun and generally while coming up them, you tend to chill a bit. Report Final score: 0points Jerry Mathers POST #200 Mother Trucker. Hello no/yeah. Bejesus. Report Final score: 0points Lovin' Life POST #201 Ish-ka-bibble Report Final score: 0points Lucky2BAlive POST #202 Son of a …. Sea cook!!! Report Final score: 0points Monica A. M. POST #203 Oh cuss words Report Final score: 0points Beth Wells POST #204 I was playing Minecraft and trying to beat the parkour that i built. When i fell in the lava trap i wanted to say the “f” word, but because i don’t cuss i said - FARHIQYJACKABA!!! Report Final score: 0points Emilis Stalnionis POST #205 Saw fun’s a bill fitch - instead of SOB Report Final score: -1point Gary Born POST Gary Born (Submission author) Gary Born Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 months ago First 0 0points reply #206 I just swear, why bother with silly words Report Final score: -2points H Moore POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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