97 Gossip Jokes That Are Better Than Gossiping Itself
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Publish Not your original work? Add source You're nobody until you're talked about, says a famous tagline from the beloved cult series Gossip Girl. One of the things one can take away from the show is that people will always find a way to criticize and detest you, no matter what you do, how well you do it, or how much you mess up. We all know that gossiping is not nice. However, deliberately or not, we all engage in it sometimes. Point me to a single person who wouldn't want to hear some juice about their former classmates. Exactly. Gossip jokes only confirm that people can make a joke about literally any subject and make fun of everything and anything. Cowboy jokes, jokes about plumbers, and even camping jests, you name it. As you can probably tell from the title, we will dip into jokes about gossip and joke about the delicious, beguiling temptation that many simply can't resist. If you think that tittle-tattles are juicy, then prepare for jokes about gossiping because they are dripping. Although funny jokes about hearsay can be amusing, we do not encourage gossiping or spreading rumors. While tittle-tattles can be somewhat helpful in bonding with people and instructive in some ways, gossiping is morally wrong and toxic. By engaging in gossip, we poison our thoughts with negativity and prejudice. Hence, let's avoid it and engage the group with good jokes instead! Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about gossiping! Do you know of any more funny gossip jokes and puns? Let us know! This post may include affiliate links. #1 "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time." Report 10points POST #2 "Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Everyone I told swore they wouldn't tell anyone." Report 10points POST #3 "My Mom's sister is always listening so that she can gossip. We call her Ant Enna." Report 9points POST #4 What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?
"My ears are burning!" Report 8points POST #5 "My friend is spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play that game!" Report 8points POST Liza Waseem Liza Waseem Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Mah 0 0points reply #6 Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers. Report 7points POST #7 A boss told his secretaries to stop gossiping and get back to work. One replied, "We're not gossiping we're networking." Report 7points POST #8 "Remember me at 8 years old refusing to play with the kids to stay with the old ones and hear them gossip." Report 7points POST #9 "Half of you all sharing the same boyfriend. But that's none of my business." Report 7points POST #10 "To all those people that watch my life and gossip about it... Season 3 is coming soon don't worry." Report 7points POST #11 Why don't people gossip during breakfast?
They don't want to spill the beans. Report 6points POST Whitney Anderson Whitney Anderson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago you have beans for breakfast? 0 0points reply #12 "I really dislike gossipers. They discuss me." Report 6points POST #13 "I hate it when chefs gossip about stuff. All they do is stand around and stir the pot." Report 6points POST billie wright billie wright Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Good One!! 1 1point reply #14 "I heard a rumour that tequila can be drunk neat. But I took it with a pinch of salt." Report 6points POST #15 "I could never be a therapist because I can’t hear a single piece of gossip without asking for a picture of the person." Mabel Lewis Report 6points POST #16 "Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?" Report 6points POST #17 "I get all my gossip from a ketchup bottle. Its a very reliable sauce." Report 5points POST #18 Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox?
Because they are fee-mail. Report 5points POST #19 "A very nosy neighbour told people on our street that my husband and I were getting a divorce since we didn't put up Christmas lights on the outside of our house one year." Report 5points POST #20 That feeling when you are finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense. Report 5points POST #21 "I never waste time commenting on people's Facebook posts. I screenshot it, text it to a friend, and comment on it there." Michael R. Carlson Report 5points POST #22 "I hate women who gossip about me at the workplace. Especially to the HR." Report 4points POST #23 The first rule of Thesaurus Club: "You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club." Report 4points POST #24 Why was the well-done steak a terrible gossip?
It wasn't juicy enough! Report 4points POST #25 "I'm a gossip."
"So I've heard." Report 4points POST #26 What do you call a monkey that likes to gossip?
A blaboon. Report 4points POST #27 What do you call gossip about kings and queens?
Royal tea. Report 4points POST #28 "A study finds that men are just as likely as women to spread gossip. At least that's what I heard Rick tell Brad (who, by the way, has a crush on Patty.)" Report 4points POST #29 "I was told by Peggy, who heard from Sandy, who was informed by Vivian, that you think I hang around with gossips." Report 4points POST #30 "I'm not nosey, I just like to gather information." Report 4points POST #31 The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. Report 4points POST #32 "Funny how people never gossip about how you helped them." lowkeyalbert Report 4points POST #33 "I believe in talking behind people backs; that way, they hear it more than once." Report 4points POST #34 "Senior year, I had a severe allergic reaction and was hospitalized and out of school for about a week. People thought I died and were shocked when I returned to school." Report 4points POST #35 "I was very close with this girl when I was in 9th grade. She was my best friend and we did everything together. Cue people saying we were lesbians. The girl then decided to ditch me because she hated those rumors and wanted to stop them. Three years later, turns out she actually is a lesbian." Report 4points POST #36 "Some girl in the middle school spread a rumor that I had lice. Even the teachers believed it. I cut my hair off." Report 4points POST #37 "One of the biggest gossips I ever heard about myself is that a lot of people think I'm ex-military, and that I've killed a man before." Report 4points POST #38 "In 11th grade — right before I got my license — I slipped down the steps of the school bus and broke my wrist. I was out of school for two days and, when I returned, my friends told me people were saying I had opened the back emergency door of the bus and jumped out while it was moving." Report 4points POST #39 In which month do gossipers gossip the least?
February, cause it has only 28 days. Report 3points POST #40 Two people gossiping: "Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for writing down something illegal?",-"No way! What was the sentence?" Report 3points POST #41 Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmate's gossip about them?
Because they know their father can read their emails. Report 3points POST #42 Where do chimps get their gossip?
On the ape vine. Report 3points POST #43 Kid: "Dad, what's gossip?"
Dad: "Hmm... I think you could say that gossip is a person with a great sense of rumour." Report 3points POST #44 What's it called when a group of people gossips at a Red Sox home game?
The Boston Tea Party. Report 3points POST #45 There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip. Report 3points POST #46 "I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours." Report 3points POST #47 So Leonardo Dicaprio wants to quosh rumours that he only dates women under 25... To demonstrate this, he's now dating Pete Davidson! Report 3points POST #48 There were rumours spreading that Zeus has been cheating on his wife with other women. But it was all just Hera-say. Report 3points POST #49 "I heard a gossip about butter. Everyone's spreading it." Report 3points POST #50 "I heard a rumour about the Canadian Prime Minister. Not sure if it's Trudeau." Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #51 "I know I should mind my own business but it's not as interesting as yours." Report 3points POST #52 If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart! Report 3points POST #53 If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn't be telling you this." Report 3points POST #54 "Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again." Report 3points POST #55 "I come to work just to be funny, drink tea, gossip, and be cute, and then rush to finish everything in the last hour. When will the cycle end?" nikonickatina Report 3points POST #56 "I love being the quiet kid, hearing all the gossip is honestly so funny." Klarissa Loera Report 3points POST #57 What are the three quickest ways of spreading gossip?
The internet, telephone, tell your mom. Report 3points POST #58 It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. Report 3points POST #59 Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. Report 3points POST #60 "I was told I was pregnant by an unreliable source. As a virgin, I was shocked." Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #61 "I spent a lot of high school "pregnant". I apparently had an immaculate conception with the gestational period of a elephant." Report 3points POST #62 "I moved from the US to Canada and didn't use FaceBook for many years. I found out later from my brother that everyone from my old university and high school said that I had been deported from the US. There were varying stories about why, but they were all convinced I had been arrested and deported." Report 3points POST #63 "That I lost my virginity at 11 and that I had a string of girlfriends all throughout high school. The truth was I was just really good friends with all of them and way to focused on becoming a pokemon master to care about sex." Report 3points POST #64 "My friends started a rumor that I'm Jewish. Nothing wrong with being Jewish but why? Two people texted me this weekend asking what I got for Hanukkah." Report 3points POST #65 "I heard I was a transvestite. It was amazing. I have four children I have given birth to and the people who started the rumor know one of them. Plus, a transvestite would dress better than I do." Report 3points POST #66 "In high school, someone started a rumor that I was a pedophile because the girl I was dating at the time was not big-breasted." Report 3points POST #67 “When I was 13, people thought I was dating a 17-year-old cheerleader. A kid saw me going into her house a couple times a week and sometimes in the yard together. The truth: Our moms were friends, and my mom hired the cheerleader to tutor me because I’m bad at math.” Report 3points POST #68 “I visited Samoa in 2009 while a tsunami hit. A friend back home spread gossip throughout our school that I was swept by the wave and broke both of my legs and almost died. Supposedly two people cried for me.” Report 3points POST #69 “People online have called me a fat American neckbeard living in my mom’s basement. I’m a skinny Asian girl and my mom doesn’t even have a basement!” Report 3points POST #70 “I heard that I worked at an ice cream shop. I did not. I had no job. Working at an ice cream shop sounds cool, though.” Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #71 "My neighbor's cousin broke into her house and stole 37 guns," this person writes, "Also I learned my neighbor owned at least 37 guns." Report 3points POST #72 "Just found out that my brother, who divorced his ex-wife a year ago, got married to a new woman in secret," a comment reads, "I mean secret as in that he hasn't told his own kids about it (10 and 12 years old)." Report 3points POST #73 The most important parties to attend are the ones you weren't invited to. Report 3points POST #74 Sometimes you should tell people different stories about your life so that when they gossip about you they argue. Report 3points POST #75 "I don't care about celebrity gossip. Give me small scale gossip. I want to know why the night shift employees at "Kohl's" are mad at each other." Report 3points POST #76 "When I say 'I hate drama' I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan." Report 3points POST #77 You ever heard a rumor about yourself and actually wanted to hear more like damn... What did I do next? Report 3points POST #78 "Gossiping? You mean oral histories and traditions?" Report 3points POST #79 "Trying to gossip with your dad is so hard because first, you have to introduce the characters, then give the plot line, then dish him the dets and then you have to repeat again because he wasn't listening to the first time." Report 3points POST #80 "I deserve an Oscar for every time I have to pretend that this gossip I heard for the first time." Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #81 What do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull?
Not much of a watchdog, but it’s a vicious gossip. Report 2points POST #82 "Rumors are worst than being robbed because gossips steal another persons dignity." Report 2points POST #83 "I own a gossipy parrot. Which really says a lot about me." Report 2points POST #84 "We don't like to refer to it as gossiping. We simply consider it "Sharing our opinions about other people's life choices." Report 2points POST #85 "You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning." Report 2points POST #86 Some people should use a gluestick instead of chopsticks. Report 2points POST #87 If you worked half as much as you run your smooth, you would be rich. Report 2points POST #88 Three priests are on a fishing trip. One of them says "Since we are alone here with God, perhaps we can tell our greatest sins. This would relieve us and perhaps allow us to overcome our mistakes." The other two agree, and one begins "I'm an alcoholic. Every Sunday, I look forward to the end of the sermon to go and drink my bottle of whiskey." The second says "I love women. Every Sunday, I look forward to the end of Mass to go flirt a pretty young thing at the bar." The third, the one who proposed the confession "I love gossip. And this Sunday, I can not wait to get back to town." Report 2points POST #89 “I saw in an online forum thread that apparently I’ve taken up pizza baking as my new career.” Report 2points POST #90 Detective: "You play good coop and I'll play bad cop."
Me: "Got it."
Detective: "Tell us who did it or else."
Me: "Yeah, spill the tea, sis." Report 2points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #91 "My own mother told my sister that I was fired from Tim Horton's for stealing a donut as a joke. It was obviously not true, but my sister believed it for YEARS." Report 2points POST #92 "Not me, but a kid at my school was rumored to be homeschooled...even though he came to school." Report 2points POST #93 "I heard I was an extra in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. How this rumor started or who started it, I don't think I'll ever know. Just one day I got a message from a friend saying, 'Hey, is it true you're in a Harry Potter movie?' This rumor started when the movie came out like in 2004, yet I still occasionally have someone ask me." Report 2points POST #94 "I used to feed stray dogs living at an old military base where I worked. A co-worker saw me walk by every day at noon with a big bag of dog chow, so he concluded that I was eating it myself. This rumor spread until it reached me and I was baffled." Report 2points POST #95 "My boyfriend at the time got a call from someone saying they just saw me going down on another guy in a mall parking lot. I was sitting right next to my boyfriend about 45 minutes away from the mall he was at." Report 1point POST #96 "Someone in middle school said that I couldn't turn my head and, if I wanted to look at something next to me, I had to turn my whole body to look at it." Report 1point POST #97 "I grew up in a pretty conservative town in Indiana and, when I was in 2nd grade, I told a friend that I didn’t believe in God. I found out later that — because of this — she spread gossip around the class that I worshipped the devil." Report 1point POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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97 Gossip Jokes That Are Better Than Gossiping Itself
Žydrūnė Trukanavičiūtė andVioleta Lyskoit
Publish Not your original work? Add source You're nobody until you're talked about, says a famous tagline from the beloved cult series Gossip Girl. One of the things one can take away from the show is that people will always find a way to criticize and detest you, no matter what you do, how well you do it, or how much you mess up. We all know that gossiping is not nice. However, deliberately or not, we all engage in it sometimes. Point me to a single person who wouldn't want to hear some juice about their former classmates. Exactly. Gossip jokes only confirm that people can make a joke about literally any subject and make fun of everything and anything. Cowboy jokes, jokes about plumbers, and even camping jests, you name it. As you can probably tell from the title, we will dip into jokes about gossip and joke about the delicious, beguiling temptation that many simply can't resist. If you think that tittle-tattles are juicy, then prepare for jokes about gossiping because they are dripping. Although funny jokes about hearsay can be amusing, we do not encourage gossiping or spreading rumors. While tittle-tattles can be somewhat helpful in bonding with people and instructive in some ways, gossiping is morally wrong and toxic. By engaging in gossip, we poison our thoughts with negativity and prejudice. Hence, let's avoid it and engage the group with good jokes instead! Below, we've compiled some of the funniest jokes about gossiping! Do you know of any more funny gossip jokes and puns? Let us know! This post may include affiliate links. #1 "I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time." Report 10points POST #2 "Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Everyone I told swore they wouldn't tell anyone." Report 10points POST #3 "My Mom's sister is always listening so that she can gossip. We call her Ant Enna." Report 9points POST #4 What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?
"My ears are burning!" Report 8points POST #5 "My friend is spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play that game!" Report 8points POST Liza Waseem Liza Waseem Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Mah 0 0points reply #6 Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers. Report 7points POST #7 A boss told his secretaries to stop gossiping and get back to work. One replied, "We're not gossiping we're networking." Report 7points POST #8 "Remember me at 8 years old refusing to play with the kids to stay with the old ones and hear them gossip." Report 7points POST #9 "Half of you all sharing the same boyfriend. But that's none of my business." Report 7points POST #10 "To all those people that watch my life and gossip about it... Season 3 is coming soon don't worry." Report 7points POST #11 Why don't people gossip during breakfast?
They don't want to spill the beans. Report 6points POST Whitney Anderson Whitney Anderson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago you have beans for breakfast? 0 0points reply #12 "I really dislike gossipers. They discuss me." Report 6points POST #13 "I hate it when chefs gossip about stuff. All they do is stand around and stir the pot." Report 6points POST billie wright billie wright Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Good One!! 1 1point reply #14 "I heard a rumour that tequila can be drunk neat. But I took it with a pinch of salt." Report 6points POST #15 "I could never be a therapist because I can’t hear a single piece of gossip without asking for a picture of the person." Mabel Lewis Report 6points POST #16 "Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?" Report 6points POST #17 "I get all my gossip from a ketchup bottle. Its a very reliable sauce." Report 5points POST #18 Why do bills always gossip with each other in the mailbox?
Because they are fee-mail. Report 5points POST #19 "A very nosy neighbour told people on our street that my husband and I were getting a divorce since we didn't put up Christmas lights on the outside of our house one year." Report 5points POST #20 That feeling when you are finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense. Report 5points POST #21 "I never waste time commenting on people's Facebook posts. I screenshot it, text it to a friend, and comment on it there." Michael R. Carlson Report 5points POST #22 "I hate women who gossip about me at the workplace. Especially to the HR." Report 4points POST #23 The first rule of Thesaurus Club: "You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club." Report 4points POST #24 Why was the well-done steak a terrible gossip?
It wasn't juicy enough! Report 4points POST #25 "I'm a gossip."
"So I've heard." Report 4points POST #26 What do you call a monkey that likes to gossip?
A blaboon. Report 4points POST #27 What do you call gossip about kings and queens?
Royal tea. Report 4points POST #28 "A study finds that men are just as likely as women to spread gossip. At least that's what I heard Rick tell Brad (who, by the way, has a crush on Patty.)" Report 4points POST #29 "I was told by Peggy, who heard from Sandy, who was informed by Vivian, that you think I hang around with gossips." Report 4points POST #30 "I'm not nosey, I just like to gather information." Report 4points POST #31 The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. Report 4points POST #32 "Funny how people never gossip about how you helped them." lowkeyalbert Report 4points POST #33 "I believe in talking behind people backs; that way, they hear it more than once." Report 4points POST #34 "Senior year, I had a severe allergic reaction and was hospitalized and out of school for about a week. People thought I died and were shocked when I returned to school." Report 4points POST #35 "I was very close with this girl when I was in 9th grade. She was my best friend and we did everything together. Cue people saying we were lesbians. The girl then decided to ditch me because she hated those rumors and wanted to stop them. Three years later, turns out she actually is a lesbian." Report 4points POST #36 "Some girl in the middle school spread a rumor that I had lice. Even the teachers believed it. I cut my hair off." Report 4points POST #37 "One of the biggest gossips I ever heard about myself is that a lot of people think I'm ex-military, and that I've killed a man before." Report 4points POST #38 "In 11th grade — right before I got my license — I slipped down the steps of the school bus and broke my wrist. I was out of school for two days and, when I returned, my friends told me people were saying I had opened the back emergency door of the bus and jumped out while it was moving." Report 4points POST #39 In which month do gossipers gossip the least?
February, cause it has only 28 days. Report 3points POST #40 Two people gossiping: "Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for writing down something illegal?",-"No way! What was the sentence?" Report 3points POST #41 Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmate's gossip about them?
Because they know their father can read their emails. Report 3points POST #42 Where do chimps get their gossip?
On the ape vine. Report 3points POST #43 Kid: "Dad, what's gossip?"
Dad: "Hmm... I think you could say that gossip is a person with a great sense of rumour." Report 3points POST #44 What's it called when a group of people gossips at a Red Sox home game?
The Boston Tea Party. Report 3points POST #45 There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip. Report 3points POST #46 "I've heard a lot of gossip about molasses today. It's nothing more than viscous rumours." Report 3points POST #47 So Leonardo Dicaprio wants to quosh rumours that he only dates women under 25... To demonstrate this, he's now dating Pete Davidson! Report 3points POST #48 There were rumours spreading that Zeus has been cheating on his wife with other women. But it was all just Hera-say. Report 3points POST #49 "I heard a gossip about butter. Everyone's spreading it." Report 3points POST #50 "I heard a rumour about the Canadian Prime Minister. Not sure if it's Trudeau." Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #51 "I know I should mind my own business but it's not as interesting as yours." Report 3points POST #52 If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart! Report 3points POST #53 If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn't be telling you this." Report 3points POST #54 "Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again." Report 3points POST #55 "I come to work just to be funny, drink tea, gossip, and be cute, and then rush to finish everything in the last hour. When will the cycle end?" nikonickatina Report 3points POST #56 "I love being the quiet kid, hearing all the gossip is honestly so funny." Klarissa Loera Report 3points POST #57 What are the three quickest ways of spreading gossip?
The internet, telephone, tell your mom. Report 3points POST #58 It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. Report 3points POST #59 Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. Report 3points POST #60 "I was told I was pregnant by an unreliable source. As a virgin, I was shocked." Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #61 "I spent a lot of high school "pregnant". I apparently had an immaculate conception with the gestational period of a elephant." Report 3points POST #62 "I moved from the US to Canada and didn't use FaceBook for many years. I found out later from my brother that everyone from my old university and high school said that I had been deported from the US. There were varying stories about why, but they were all convinced I had been arrested and deported." Report 3points POST #63 "That I lost my virginity at 11 and that I had a string of girlfriends all throughout high school. The truth was I was just really good friends with all of them and way to focused on becoming a pokemon master to care about sex." Report 3points POST #64 "My friends started a rumor that I'm Jewish. Nothing wrong with being Jewish but why? Two people texted me this weekend asking what I got for Hanukkah." Report 3points POST #65 "I heard I was a transvestite. It was amazing. I have four children I have given birth to and the people who started the rumor know one of them. Plus, a transvestite would dress better than I do." Report 3points POST #66 "In high school, someone started a rumor that I was a pedophile because the girl I was dating at the time was not big-breasted." Report 3points POST #67 “When I was 13, people thought I was dating a 17-year-old cheerleader. A kid saw me going into her house a couple times a week and sometimes in the yard together. The truth: Our moms were friends, and my mom hired the cheerleader to tutor me because I’m bad at math.” Report 3points POST #68 “I visited Samoa in 2009 while a tsunami hit. A friend back home spread gossip throughout our school that I was swept by the wave and broke both of my legs and almost died. Supposedly two people cried for me.” Report 3points POST #69 “People online have called me a fat American neckbeard living in my mom’s basement. I’m a skinny Asian girl and my mom doesn’t even have a basement!” Report 3points POST #70 “I heard that I worked at an ice cream shop. I did not. I had no job. Working at an ice cream shop sounds cool, though.” Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #71 "My neighbor's cousin broke into her house and stole 37 guns," this person writes, "Also I learned my neighbor owned at least 37 guns." Report 3points POST #72 "Just found out that my brother, who divorced his ex-wife a year ago, got married to a new woman in secret," a comment reads, "I mean secret as in that he hasn't told his own kids about it (10 and 12 years old)." Report 3points POST #73 The most important parties to attend are the ones you weren't invited to. Report 3points POST #74 Sometimes you should tell people different stories about your life so that when they gossip about you they argue. Report 3points POST #75 "I don't care about celebrity gossip. Give me small scale gossip. I want to know why the night shift employees at "Kohl's" are mad at each other." Report 3points POST #76 "When I say 'I hate drama' I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan." Report 3points POST #77 You ever heard a rumor about yourself and actually wanted to hear more like damn... What did I do next? Report 3points POST #78 "Gossiping? You mean oral histories and traditions?" Report 3points POST #79 "Trying to gossip with your dad is so hard because first, you have to introduce the characters, then give the plot line, then dish him the dets and then you have to repeat again because he wasn't listening to the first time." Report 3points POST #80 "I deserve an Oscar for every time I have to pretend that this gossip I heard for the first time." Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #81 What do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull?
Not much of a watchdog, but it’s a vicious gossip. Report 2points POST #82 "Rumors are worst than being robbed because gossips steal another persons dignity." Report 2points POST #83 "I own a gossipy parrot. Which really says a lot about me." Report 2points POST #84 "We don't like to refer to it as gossiping. We simply consider it "Sharing our opinions about other people's life choices." Report 2points POST #85 "You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning." Report 2points POST #86 Some people should use a gluestick instead of chopsticks. Report 2points POST #87 If you worked half as much as you run your smooth, you would be rich. Report 2points POST #88 Three priests are on a fishing trip. One of them says "Since we are alone here with God, perhaps we can tell our greatest sins. This would relieve us and perhaps allow us to overcome our mistakes." The other two agree, and one begins "I'm an alcoholic. Every Sunday, I look forward to the end of the sermon to go and drink my bottle of whiskey." The second says "I love women. Every Sunday, I look forward to the end of Mass to go flirt a pretty young thing at the bar." The third, the one who proposed the confession "I love gossip. And this Sunday, I can not wait to get back to town." Report 2points POST #89 “I saw in an online forum thread that apparently I’ve taken up pizza baking as my new career.” Report 2points POST #90 Detective: "You play good coop and I'll play bad cop."
Me: "Got it."
Detective: "Tell us who did it or else."
Me: "Yeah, spill the tea, sis." Report 2points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #91 "My own mother told my sister that I was fired from Tim Horton's for stealing a donut as a joke. It was obviously not true, but my sister believed it for YEARS." Report 2points POST #92 "Not me, but a kid at my school was rumored to be homeschooled...even though he came to school." Report 2points POST #93 "I heard I was an extra in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. How this rumor started or who started it, I don't think I'll ever know. Just one day I got a message from a friend saying, 'Hey, is it true you're in a Harry Potter movie?' This rumor started when the movie came out like in 2004, yet I still occasionally have someone ask me." Report 2points POST #94 "I used to feed stray dogs living at an old military base where I worked. A co-worker saw me walk by every day at noon with a big bag of dog chow, so he concluded that I was eating it myself. This rumor spread until it reached me and I was baffled." Report 2points POST #95 "My boyfriend at the time got a call from someone saying they just saw me going down on another guy in a mall parking lot. I was sitting right next to my boyfriend about 45 minutes away from the mall he was at." Report 1point POST #96 "Someone in middle school said that I couldn't turn my head and, if I wanted to look at something next to me, I had to turn my whole body to look at it." Report 1point POST #97 "I grew up in a pretty conservative town in Indiana and, when I was in 2nd grade, I told a friend that I didn’t believe in God. I found out later that — because of this — she spread gossip around the class that I worshipped the devil." Report 1point POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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