146 Water Jokes That Might Quench Your Thirst For Fun
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Remember the Why is water wet joke? Yup, the one that explains the very nature of H2O and gives an immersive experience into the world of liquids? The hilariously funny joke that squeezed some bodily waters (tears, we mean tears) out of you? Well, that very same joke has inspired us to comprise a whole list of water jokes and to share it with you, too! So, ready or not, the jokes about water are here. So, water, right? Not the first thing that pops into your mind when thinking about hilarious jokes, we can bet. However, bearing in mind that like 90% of everything around us is actually made from water (the number is not scientific, we added like before it), that means that liquids are the basis of plenty of cool jokes. Well, at least in our minds, that is. However, we're going to find out very soon if our thesis is any good because you're about to read these funny water jokes and tell us what you think about them! Now, our selection of water jokes is, as usual, a bit further down. Once you get there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on the list. And after that is all well and done, share this article with your friends who you think would benefit from a bit more water and entertainment in their day! This post may include affiliate links. #1 WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.” Report 17points POST Alexander Izzo Alexander Izzo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago godamn 3 3points reply View more comments #2 RIP Boiled water… you will be mist. Report 15points POST #3 A man walks into a library and asks for a bottle of water.
The librarian says “this is a library!”.
The man whispers “sorry, a bottle of water, please”. Report 14points POST #4 What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond. Report 13points POST #5 Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well. Report 13points POST #6 That awkward moment when you pay $2 for Evian water and notice if spelled backwards you’re Naive. Report 13points POST Alexander Izzo Alexander Izzo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago omg never noticed that 1 1point reply #7 Adele might set fire to rain… But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water. Report 13points POST #8 My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well. Report 13points POST #9 If you ever feel blue, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.
That will give you a reason to get up in the morning. Report 13points POST Liza Waseem Liza Waseem Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Meh 0 0points reply #10 What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England. Report 13points POST #11 Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor. Report 12points POST #12 How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it. Report 12points POST #13 What state does the Mississippi River flow in?
Liquid. Report 12points POST #14 When does it rain money?
When there is “change” in the weather. Report 11points POST #15 How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?” Report 11points POST #16 What did the sea say to the river?
You can run, but you can't tide. Report 11points POST #17 Patient: Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
Doctor: A tap on the ankle. Report 11points POST #18 Why should one be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
Because they might step on a poodle. Report 11points POST #19 How did the raindrop feel while receiving a gift?
It was on Cloud Nine. Report 11points POST #20 How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant. Report 10points POST #21 What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle. Report 10points POST #22 In the future water will be like sarcasm.
No one will get it. Report 10points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago that got dark fast 2 2points reply #23 What did an impatient pot of water say to the noodles?
Udon!? Report 10points POST #24 All you have to know about celery is that it’s made up of 95% water, and it’s 100% not pizza. Report 10points POST #25 What did the ocean tell his gym buddy?
He asked them to show him their mussels. Report 10points POST #26 What did I tell my friend who wanted to swim in a river in Ukraine?
It's Dnieper than you think. Report 10points POST #27 What is the best waterfall joke?
The one which does not have any downfalls. Report 9points POST #28 What did the swan say before leaving the lake?
Aboat time. Report 9points POST #29 I never believed water could freeze, but now icy. Report 9points POST #30 What do you call a spy left to drown?
Pond. James Pond. Report 9points POST #31 The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states. Solid, liquid, and gas. Report 9points POST #32 A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.
I think he meant well. Report 8points POST #33 What kind of rocks are never under water?
Dry ones! Report 8points POST #34 H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course. Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago ...am i missing something here? 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 Who carries out operations in water?
A sturgeon. Report 8points POST #36 There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two. Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago dogs: that sign won't stop me, because i can't read! 0 0points reply #37 What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved. Report 8points POST #38 As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. Report 8points POST #39 Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow. Report 8points POST #40 Wanted to play water polo but couldn’t get the horses to swim. Report 8points POST #41 What kind of hair did the ocean have?
Wavy! Report 8points POST #42 Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean?
A Mer-Maid. Report 8points POST #43 Why were the student’s grades underwater?
They were all below C level. Report 8points POST #44 If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed. Report 8points POST #45 A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet. Report 8points POST #46 Why do male dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys. Report 8points POST #47 Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave. Report 8points POST #48 What can you do if you are the ocean?
Waterver you want. Report 8points POST #49 What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it. Report 8points POST #50 If Smart water is so smart then how did it get bottled? Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago what is smart water though? 0 0points reply #51 Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze. Report 8points POST #52 Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow. Report 8points POST #53 I asked my friend to name two places where you could store water.
He was stumped. “Well, dam.” Report 8points POST #54 Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths. Report 8points POST #55 How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
You use spring water. Report 8points POST #56 Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy! Report 8points POST #57 What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies. Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago thanks, i hate it 1 1point reply #58 Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time.
I was shocked. Report 8points POST #59 What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend. Report 8points POST #60 What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear. Report 8points POST #61 What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
Fjord Focus. Report 8points POST #62 What did one stream say to the other?
Let's meet around the bend. Report 8points POST #63 What happens when you get water on a table?
It becomes a pool table. Report 8points POST #64 Is this a real life or is this just Fanta sea? Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago caught in a landslide, no escape from reality (also now i want to know what would happen if the sea actually is replaced with fanta) 1 1point reply #65 I just heard a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke. Report 8points POST #66 I considered making a new brand of bottled water, but the market was too saturated. Report 8points POST #67 My friend can't afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a card saying "Get well, soon". Report 8points POST #68 Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Bless you. Report 8points POST #69 What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather. Report 8points POST #70 Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video. Report 8points POST #71 What did the newly married couple say when they found the bed they liked?
"Water bed!" Report 8points POST #72 Why should you not drink water during your exam preparation?
Because it can dilute your concentration. Report 8points POST #73 What helps to build an ark when it rains?
To Noah guy. Report 8points POST #74 Why is it always so noisy when there is an opera in the clouds?
Because there are too many thunderclaps. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #75 How do you wrap a gift for a cloud?
Using a rain-bow. Report 8points POST #76 What precedes raining candies?
Sprinkles. Report 8points POST #77 What does a snowflake eat?
Icebergers. Report 8points POST #78 What would you find at the bottom of the ocean which often twitches?
A nervous wreck. Report 8points POST #79 Why are oceans mostly salty?
Because when they wave, the land never waves back. Report 8points POST #80 How are criminals in the ocean held accountable?
They are charged gill-ty. Report 8points POST #81 What keeps the ocean intact and does not let the water leak out?
The seals. Report 8points POST #82 In which section of the newspaper did the seaweed search for jobs?
Kelp wanted. Report 8points POST #83 What would you call the citizens of Paris going for a bath in the river?
In-Seine. Report 8points POST #84 Why did the tourist decline the assertions of him being in Egypt?
Because he was in de-Nile. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #85 What are tiny river tributaries in Cairo named?
Juve-Niles. Report 8points POST #86 Have you heard that river joke?
It is a dam good one. Report 8points POST #87 Why can the river not have a good memory anymore?
Because it has turned se-Nile. Report 8points POST #88 What did the guide say to the tourists when she spotted a shoe in the river?
Beware of the crocs. Report 8points POST #89 What do you call it when a prince falls into a well?
A roil mess. Report 8points POST #90 What do you call a water body that is polite?
Well-behaved. Report 8points POST #91 Why did the woman not spend much time at the lake full of ducks?
Because she was not liking the bills. Report 8points POST #92 Why are jokes on frozen lakes dangerous?
Because they might crack you up. Report 8points POST #93 When Chuck Norris touches water, he doesn’t get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norrised. Report 8points POST #94 On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew member asked what I wanted to drink.
“Water”.
“Still?”
“Well, I haven’t changed my mind…” Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #95 Where can you find an ocean with no water?
On a map! Report 7points POST #96 How do you get a pen across some water?
Biro-ing. Report 7points POST #97 What runs, but never walks?
Water! Report 7points POST #98 What do mermaids sleep on?
Water beds. Report 7points POST #99 What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
A title wave! Report 7points POST #100 Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat. Report 7points POST #101 What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
It gets wet! Report 7points POST #102 The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne. Report 7points POST #103 Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific. Report 7points POST #104 Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #105 What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam! Report 7points POST #106 Why don’t you see a school in the ocean?
They just can’t wade through all that homework. Report 7points POST #107 What do you call a melted snowman?
Water. Report 7points POST #108 Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
In the closest ISOBAR. Report 7points POST #109 What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
“Well, I’ll be dammed.” Report 7points POST #110 Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks. Report 7points POST #111 What did the sink say to the tap?
You're a real drip. Report 7points POST #112 What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray. Report 7points POST #113 What did the beach say to the wave?
Long tide, no sea. Report 7points POST #114 What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #115 What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water. Report 7points POST #116 What is a water marathon called?
A livestream. Report 7points POST #117 What could possibly be the opposite of a waterfall?
A firefly. Report 7points POST #118 How does a cloud invest?
Through liquid assets. Report 7points POST #119 What did the shark say when his friend was being shy?
Do not be koi with me. Report 7points POST #120 What is the process of throwing money in the river called?
Cash flow. Report 7points POST #121 Why do fishermen make good movie directors?
Because they have experience with reeling. Report 7points POST #122 Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back.
Must be spring water. Report 6points POST #123 Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
They dropped out of school! Report 6points POST #124 What keeps a dock floating above water?
Pier pressure. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #125 Love watching running water on the internet.
Was watching a live stream. Report 6points POST #126 Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door! Report 6points POST #127 What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip. Report 6points POST #128 What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course! Report 6points POST #129 Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality. Report 6points POST #130 What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat. Report 6points POST #131 Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart. Report 6points POST #132 Why are the Great Lakes running out of water?
Because Americans are drinking Canada Dry. Report 6points POST #133 How did the crab cross the river?
He took a taxi crab. Report 6points POST #134 What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #135 What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella. Report 6points POST #136 Which rock does not like to swim underwater?
Hardrock. Report 6points POST #137 How does the faucet work with all its intricate mechanisms?
The mechanism works in sink. Report 6points POST #138 How did the boiled water pay for her new house?
With hydrogen bonds. Report 6points POST #139 Why was the sky sad when it rained?
It used to get the blues. Report 6points POST #140 Why were the two snowflakes best friends?
Because they stuck together. Report 6points POST #141 Why did the ocean restaurant still keep going even after suffering losses?
Because it was serving the porpoise. Report 6points POST #142 What is the favorite subject of oceanic creatures?
Algae-bra. Report 6points POST #143 Why do unique people not swim in the river?
Because it is too mainstream. Report 6points POST #144 Why did the tourist like the landscape surrounding the river?
It was gorges. Report 6points POST #145 Where do fish wash?
In a river basin. Report 5points POST #146 Why do owls turn nonchalant during monsoons?
Because they are too wet to woo. Report 4points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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146 Water Jokes That Might Quench Your Thirst For Fun
Viltė Domkutė andJustė Kairytė - Barkauskienė
Publish Not your original work? Add source Remember the Why is water wet joke? Yup, the one that explains the very nature of H2O and gives an immersive experience into the world of liquids? The hilariously funny joke that squeezed some bodily waters (tears, we mean tears) out of you? Well, that very same joke has inspired us to comprise a whole list of water jokes and to share it with you, too! So, ready or not, the jokes about water are here. So, water, right? Not the first thing that pops into your mind when thinking about hilarious jokes, we can bet. However, bearing in mind that like 90% of everything around us is actually made from water (the number is not scientific, we added like before it), that means that liquids are the basis of plenty of cool jokes. Well, at least in our minds, that is. However, we're going to find out very soon if our thesis is any good because you're about to read these funny water jokes and tell us what you think about them! Now, our selection of water jokes is, as usual, a bit further down. Once you get there, be sure to vote for the best jokes on the list. And after that is all well and done, share this article with your friends who you think would benefit from a bit more water and entertainment in their day! This post may include affiliate links. #1 WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.” Report 17points POST Alexander Izzo Alexander Izzo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago godamn 3 3points reply View more comments #2 RIP Boiled water… you will be mist. Report 15points POST #3 A man walks into a library and asks for a bottle of water.
The librarian says “this is a library!”.
The man whispers “sorry, a bottle of water, please”. Report 14points POST #4 What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond. Report 13points POST #5 Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well. Report 13points POST #6 That awkward moment when you pay $2 for Evian water and notice if spelled backwards you’re Naive. Report 13points POST Alexander Izzo Alexander Izzo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago omg never noticed that 1 1point reply #7 Adele might set fire to rain… But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water. Report 13points POST #8 My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well. Report 13points POST #9 If you ever feel blue, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep.
That will give you a reason to get up in the morning. Report 13points POST Liza Waseem Liza Waseem Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Meh 0 0points reply #10 What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England. Report 13points POST #11 Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor. Report 12points POST #12 How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it. Report 12points POST #13 What state does the Mississippi River flow in?
Liquid. Report 12points POST #14 When does it rain money?
When there is “change” in the weather. Report 11points POST #15 How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?” Report 11points POST #16 What did the sea say to the river?
You can run, but you can't tide. Report 11points POST #17 Patient: Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
Doctor: A tap on the ankle. Report 11points POST #18 Why should one be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
Because they might step on a poodle. Report 11points POST #19 How did the raindrop feel while receiving a gift?
It was on Cloud Nine. Report 11points POST #20 How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant. Report 10points POST #21 What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle. Report 10points POST #22 In the future water will be like sarcasm.
No one will get it. Report 10points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago that got dark fast 2 2points reply #23 What did an impatient pot of water say to the noodles?
Udon!? Report 10points POST #24 All you have to know about celery is that it’s made up of 95% water, and it’s 100% not pizza. Report 10points POST #25 What did the ocean tell his gym buddy?
He asked them to show him their mussels. Report 10points POST #26 What did I tell my friend who wanted to swim in a river in Ukraine?
It's Dnieper than you think. Report 10points POST #27 What is the best waterfall joke?
The one which does not have any downfalls. Report 9points POST #28 What did the swan say before leaving the lake?
Aboat time. Report 9points POST #29 I never believed water could freeze, but now icy. Report 9points POST #30 What do you call a spy left to drown?
Pond. James Pond. Report 9points POST #31 The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states. Solid, liquid, and gas. Report 9points POST #32 A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.
I think he meant well. Report 8points POST #33 What kind of rocks are never under water?
Dry ones! Report 8points POST #34 H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course. Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago ...am i missing something here? 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 Who carries out operations in water?
A sturgeon. Report 8points POST #36 There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two. Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago dogs: that sign won't stop me, because i can't read! 0 0points reply #37 What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved. Report 8points POST #38 As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. Report 8points POST #39 Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow. Report 8points POST #40 Wanted to play water polo but couldn’t get the horses to swim. Report 8points POST #41 What kind of hair did the ocean have?
Wavy! Report 8points POST #42 Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean?
A Mer-Maid. Report 8points POST #43 Why were the student’s grades underwater?
They were all below C level. Report 8points POST #44 If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed. Report 8points POST #45 A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet. Report 8points POST #46 Why do male dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys. Report 8points POST #47 Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave. Report 8points POST #48 What can you do if you are the ocean?
Waterver you want. Report 8points POST #49 What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it. Report 8points POST #50 If Smart water is so smart then how did it get bottled? Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago what is smart water though? 0 0points reply #51 Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze. Report 8points POST #52 Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow. Report 8points POST #53 I asked my friend to name two places where you could store water.
He was stumped. “Well, dam.” Report 8points POST #54 Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths. Report 8points POST #55 How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
You use spring water. Report 8points POST #56 Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy! Report 8points POST #57 What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies. Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago thanks, i hate it 1 1point reply #58 Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time.
I was shocked. Report 8points POST #59 What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend. Report 8points POST #60 What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear. Report 8points POST #61 What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
Fjord Focus. Report 8points POST #62 What did one stream say to the other?
Let's meet around the bend. Report 8points POST #63 What happens when you get water on a table?
It becomes a pool table. Report 8points POST #64 Is this a real life or is this just Fanta sea? Report 8points POST shiny shinx shiny shinx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago caught in a landslide, no escape from reality (also now i want to know what would happen if the sea actually is replaced with fanta) 1 1point reply #65 I just heard a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke. Report 8points POST #66 I considered making a new brand of bottled water, but the market was too saturated. Report 8points POST #67 My friend can't afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a card saying "Get well, soon". Report 8points POST #68 Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Bless you. Report 8points POST #69 What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather. Report 8points POST #70 Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video. Report 8points POST #71 What did the newly married couple say when they found the bed they liked?
"Water bed!" Report 8points POST #72 Why should you not drink water during your exam preparation?
Because it can dilute your concentration. Report 8points POST #73 What helps to build an ark when it rains?
To Noah guy. Report 8points POST #74 Why is it always so noisy when there is an opera in the clouds?
Because there are too many thunderclaps. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #75 How do you wrap a gift for a cloud?
Using a rain-bow. Report 8points POST #76 What precedes raining candies?
Sprinkles. Report 8points POST #77 What does a snowflake eat?
Icebergers. Report 8points POST #78 What would you find at the bottom of the ocean which often twitches?
A nervous wreck. Report 8points POST #79 Why are oceans mostly salty?
Because when they wave, the land never waves back. Report 8points POST #80 How are criminals in the ocean held accountable?
They are charged gill-ty. Report 8points POST #81 What keeps the ocean intact and does not let the water leak out?
The seals. Report 8points POST #82 In which section of the newspaper did the seaweed search for jobs?
Kelp wanted. Report 8points POST #83 What would you call the citizens of Paris going for a bath in the river?
In-Seine. Report 8points POST #84 Why did the tourist decline the assertions of him being in Egypt?
Because he was in de-Nile. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #85 What are tiny river tributaries in Cairo named?
Juve-Niles. Report 8points POST #86 Have you heard that river joke?
It is a dam good one. Report 8points POST #87 Why can the river not have a good memory anymore?
Because it has turned se-Nile. Report 8points POST #88 What did the guide say to the tourists when she spotted a shoe in the river?
Beware of the crocs. Report 8points POST #89 What do you call it when a prince falls into a well?
A roil mess. Report 8points POST #90 What do you call a water body that is polite?
Well-behaved. Report 8points POST #91 Why did the woman not spend much time at the lake full of ducks?
Because she was not liking the bills. Report 8points POST #92 Why are jokes on frozen lakes dangerous?
Because they might crack you up. Report 8points POST #93 When Chuck Norris touches water, he doesn’t get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norrised. Report 8points POST #94 On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew member asked what I wanted to drink.
“Water”.
“Still?”
“Well, I haven’t changed my mind…” Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #95 Where can you find an ocean with no water?
On a map! Report 7points POST #96 How do you get a pen across some water?
Biro-ing. Report 7points POST #97 What runs, but never walks?
Water! Report 7points POST #98 What do mermaids sleep on?
Water beds. Report 7points POST #99 What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
A title wave! Report 7points POST #100 Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat. Report 7points POST #101 What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
It gets wet! Report 7points POST #102 The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne. Report 7points POST #103 Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific. Report 7points POST #104 Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #105 What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam! Report 7points POST #106 Why don’t you see a school in the ocean?
They just can’t wade through all that homework. Report 7points POST #107 What do you call a melted snowman?
Water. Report 7points POST #108 Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
In the closest ISOBAR. Report 7points POST #109 What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
“Well, I’ll be dammed.” Report 7points POST #110 Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks. Report 7points POST #111 What did the sink say to the tap?
You're a real drip. Report 7points POST #112 What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray. Report 7points POST #113 What did the beach say to the wave?
Long tide, no sea. Report 7points POST #114 What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #115 What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water. Report 7points POST #116 What is a water marathon called?
A livestream. Report 7points POST #117 What could possibly be the opposite of a waterfall?
A firefly. Report 7points POST #118 How does a cloud invest?
Through liquid assets. Report 7points POST #119 What did the shark say when his friend was being shy?
Do not be koi with me. Report 7points POST #120 What is the process of throwing money in the river called?
Cash flow. Report 7points POST #121 Why do fishermen make good movie directors?
Because they have experience with reeling. Report 7points POST #122 Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back.
Must be spring water. Report 6points POST #123 Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
They dropped out of school! Report 6points POST #124 What keeps a dock floating above water?
Pier pressure. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #125 Love watching running water on the internet.
Was watching a live stream. Report 6points POST #126 Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door! Report 6points POST #127 What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip. Report 6points POST #128 What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course! Report 6points POST #129 Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality. Report 6points POST #130 What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat. Report 6points POST #131 Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart. Report 6points POST #132 Why are the Great Lakes running out of water?
Because Americans are drinking Canada Dry. Report 6points POST #133 How did the crab cross the river?
He took a taxi crab. Report 6points POST #134 What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #135 What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella. Report 6points POST #136 Which rock does not like to swim underwater?
Hardrock. Report 6points POST #137 How does the faucet work with all its intricate mechanisms?
The mechanism works in sink. Report 6points POST #138 How did the boiled water pay for her new house?
With hydrogen bonds. Report 6points POST #139 Why was the sky sad when it rained?
It used to get the blues. Report 6points POST #140 Why were the two snowflakes best friends?
Because they stuck together. Report 6points POST #141 Why did the ocean restaurant still keep going even after suffering losses?
Because it was serving the porpoise. Report 6points POST #142 What is the favorite subject of oceanic creatures?
Algae-bra. Report 6points POST #143 Why do unique people not swim in the river?
Because it is too mainstream. Report 6points POST #144 Why did the tourist like the landscape surrounding the river?
It was gorges. Report 6points POST #145 Where do fish wash?
In a river basin. Report 5points POST #146 Why do owls turn nonchalant during monsoons?
Because they are too wet to woo. Report 4points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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