The Christmas Tradition Of Embarrassing People With Big Heads Must End NowSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 23 Dec 2017 The Christmas Tradition Of Embarrassing People With Big Heads Must End Now It's a miserable time for big heads everywhere. by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink There s an age-old tradition we have here in the UK It is the tradition of the Christmas cracker Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Like many traditions in the UK, no one's sure whether we actually enjoy doing it, but we do it anyway, because we're all too polite to say otherwise. The humble British Christmas cracker contains three things A shit joke Andy Miller @i_am_mill_i_am We are all baffled by this Christmas cracker joke. What does it mean?? 03:54 PM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite an equally shit gift Alicia Elizabeth @AliciaEl1zabeth The JOY of getting a job related Christmas cracker gift! #museumprofessionalthings #measuringtape 08:11 PM - 20 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Complete with a vicious fight to the death to get the shit gift. and possibly the shittest of them all — this hat BBC The WORST FUCKING HAT EVER MADE. For big heads everywhere the Christmas cracker hat cruelly taunts us with its flimsy form J.B. @JamesJBurton The Christmas cracker industry is sizist. Year upon year we fail to find a cracker which provides a hat that fits m… https://t.co/UFdyAT4LYL 06:16 PM - 25 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite No huge-headed individual can forget their first time trying and then consequently ripping their first Christmas hat in shame Redeye @PaulChaloner When your head is too big for the Christmas hats. FeelsBadMan 02:21 PM - 25 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite And then doing it again. And again. And again. For every big head a trail of ripped dishevelled hats will surely follow It s basically a Christmas tradition Sophie @sophiedanielle_ Ripped my Christmas hat #bigheadproblems 01:26 PM - 08 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Immense disappointment — the true meaning of Christmas. And it s not as if we don t try to get involved Twitter: @Laura_409 Some of us precariously perch the hats on our heads in an effort to quite literally fit in Rude man who shushes, please call @ConorWalshy TFW you head is too big for Christmas hats AKA JOY 07:37 PM - 23 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Some of us selflessly problem-solve by trying to make it work with the hairstyle we have Dani Massawe @Massaweee When your head is too big for just one Christmas hat.. 05:13 PM - 25 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite And some of us refuse to take part knowing that shoving on a paper hat is the equivalent of trying to squeeze a watermelon through a keyhole @my @amycb16 There's always one who forgets about the Christmas cracker hat... 11:53 PM - 25 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite That's quite a visceral image, I know, but my big-headed peers will know where I'm coming from. Don t get me wrong some people look really great in Christmas cracker hats As the good Lord of Paper Hats intended Katie @kaaatiexlouise Merry Christmas! #cracker #hat #festive #tradition 02:42 PM - 25 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite This must be what it's like to have a normal-sized head. Can't relate, but sounds great. But won t you spare a thought for the people who don t GWizzing @GWizzing #Christmas Craig rips another paper hat #bighead 07:04 PM - 24 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite The people who have to be embarrassed by eating their dinner in THIS Anna Yearley @AnnaYearley I think it's fair to say @StewartWood Christmas hat doesn't quite fit #bighead 08:32 PM - 17 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite This Christmas remember us the big-headed outcasts of the Christmas cracker tradition Ben Wynn @benjiboodleoo I always feel sad when opening a Christmas cracker cause it's just a reminder that my head is too big for the hats. 03:56 PM - 27 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite We matter too. (And while you're at it, someone make the fucking hats bigger.) Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.