18 Tweets About Work That Are Funny But Way Too RealSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 30 Oct 2017 18 Tweets About Work That Are Funny But Way Too Real "It's bleak how job hunting is a job in itself and the only reward is an actual job." by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Jessica Misener @jessmisener 95% of having a job is just saying “sounds good!” 06:34 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 maddie holden @winningprotocol it's bleak how job hunting is a job in itself and the only reward is an actual job 09:57 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Hippo @InternetHippo interviewer: ok great, do you have any other questions about the job? me: yes, (folding my hands & leaning in) does it suck ass 10:59 PM - 27 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Spookpants Cher @House_Feminist Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate 09:21 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 spooky snack @IamKickz Co-workers with kids: Omg guess what? My kid did the funniest thing yesterday! Me: Oh.....really, What did it do? 06:05 PM - 28 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 chaotic unstoppable @skinnybaras me at age 17: fuck 9-5 office jobs! ill never be that boring xD me at age 24: sweet fucking jesus what do i do to get a 9-5 office job 04:29 AM - 28 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 G.O.A.T. @DonCapra "can I speak to your manager?" First of all, they're gonna say the same exact thing I just told you and then we'll talk shit about you l8r 11:16 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 K @KadijahChloee When my coworkers try to talk to me at 8:59 am or 5:01 pm. 01:10 PM - 27 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 gabrielle coffee @gabriellecoffee Coworker: omg text me anytime you need a shift covered Me: can you work today Coworker: omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would 01:38 PM - 11 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 spooky AP @ayyypee everyone: why were you late me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry also me: 02:57 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Yung Pumpkin @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today 04:17 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Huey Antavious @BaebyHuey when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick 03:23 AM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Trill Jackson @Im_0n1 When ya employer ask do u have a Twitter .. why yes , yes I do glad u asked 07:34 PM - 02 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher How to be a grown up at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great" 02:03 AM - 03 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work. 08:36 PM - 18 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 champion of the sun @blazedd0nut me: i don't have time for workplace drama, i'm here for a paycheck also me, when my coworker says she's annoyed w s… https://t.co/ChPYcEDmSe 02:04 AM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Claudia Oshry @girlwithnojob When you get a work email at 5:01 10:48 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 slick @dlicj me: (texting boss) we still on for work today? boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri 04:12 PM - 14 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.