19 Hipster Food Atrocities That Will Make All Scots Go Fucking RadgeSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 27 Apr 2017 19 Hipster Food Atrocities That Will Make All Scots Go Fucking Radge Most of these edible abominations happened in Edinburgh, unsurprisingly. by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 This Maryhill café that serves its juice in a shoe Facebook: surfacepluscafe "Have you finished your drink yet? I need ma trainer back." 2 And this Glasgow bar which serves up food and cocktails in vintage gramophones Facebook: emmastraveltales Like you do. 3 This let s-play-up-to-tired-stereotypes dog Twitter: @AFraserAllen Have some self-respect, James. 4 And this haggis dog served on a beef slider served on a cucumber ball served in a Bloody Mary Twitter: @ichbingoatboy That's no way to treat our national dish. And yes, of course this was in Edinburgh. 5 This reheated rip-off Knot Unknot @MadeleineS Lasagne, served in its microwaveable plastic tray in a billiecan in an Italian restaurant, Edinburgh. @WeWantPlates 07:10 PM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite How much cheekier can hipsters get? 6 A Glasgow pub that serves 40p sardines for £6 Twitter: @CityliciousUK Ah, so that's how cheeky they can get. Never mind. 7 This deconstructed flat white from an Edinburgh café Facebook: myfrontroomedinburgh Do you just chew the coffee while downing the water and sipping the milk? 8 And this deconstructed hot dog Twitter: @jeanne_darc1 That's not even a flipping hot dog bun. FOR SHAME. 9 This so-called full Scottish breakfast served to an unsuspecting diner in Edinburgh Twitter: @Scubee Link sausages? Potatoes? Pancakes? No. Where's the lorne? Where's the tattie scones? Where's the humanity? *Calls the police* 10 This haggis bonbon hanging over a spinach velouté Twitter: @sezl What's wrong with neeps, tatties, or plates? 11 Not to mention this bizarre presentation Amy Brewer @thuggo17 Croquettes served on a picture in a frame... Uh I think @WeWantPlates! #Edinburgh 06:46 PM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite It's not even a nice picture. 12 This kale salt at an Edinburgh deli Twitter: @glynhudson "Do you know what this salt needs? More kale." – No one, ever. 13 This deconstructed Glasgow cheesecake Twitter: @Mawheid "I'll have a jar of cream and some crumbs on a slate, please!" "Coming right up." 14 This ludicrous mugotto from an Edinburgh pub We Want Plates @WeWantPlates "Our special today is risotto in a mug." "Why is it special?" "It's in a mug." (Pic: @AFraserAllen) 08:35 PM - 13 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 This frankly insane way to serve broth Helen Davidson @helend2811 @WeWantPlates chicken broth, "percolating" in Edinburgh. 04:24 PM - 06 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite It's hot chicken water, not a pour-over, single-origin Macau espresso. 16 These flower pot chips from a Glasgow bar Twitter: @sheby Mmm, soily. 17 This pint of haggis in a sweaty glass Twitter: @deaddawg64 With a mysterious sauce that looks like blood or tar. So traditional! 18 This bollocks We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Mini-shopping-trolley idiocy at a pop-up artisan coffee stall in Edinburgh's Waverley Market. (Pic: Odran Doherty) 09:13 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite *Shakes head so violently it falls off* 19 And worst of all this cup of tea Twitter: @robmanuel Some people just want to watch the world burn. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.