Funny Book TweetsSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 15 May 2022 Just 19 Tweets For Anyone Who Loves Reading "RIP Edgar Allan Poe. I know he would've loved That's So Raven." by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @pixelatedboat It’s the “roaring 20s” again so I’m going to take inspiration from the Great Gatsby and continue to not have read any books since high school 06:24 AM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Terry F @daemonic3 teacher: you're currently failing english, are you reading for extra credit? me: i'm reading Animal Farm, the author is so good teacher: orwell? me: yeah [sweating] i meant the author is so well 10:43 PM - 16 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Jules @Julian_Epp Before you turn 18 you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about for the rest of your life: -Harry Potter -The Great Gatsby -Animal Farm -The Communist Manifesto -1984 -The Bible 10:49 PM - 20 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Andrew Fowler @fowlerism ME: I will now give my Moby Dick presentation as a rap TEACHER: I specifically told you not to d– ME: His palms are sweaty, Queequeg's harpoon heavy, there's something on his sweater already, spermaceti 01:29 AM - 25 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 SparkNotes @SparkNotes The Phantom of the Opera is a cautionary tale of what happens when you date a musician 02:57 PM - 17 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SparkNotes 6 Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto I [35M] married a woman [32F] from a slave-owning family for money. She had mental illness and cheated on me, so I removed her from home and loved ones and chained her in an attic. Now I want to marry an employee [18F] without telling her I’m married because she’ll say no. AITA? 02:20 PM - 03 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Quilliam @nyquills I can't fuck with fantasy books if they don't have a map at the front 08:31 PM - 28 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nyquills 8 samia @PotatoHamps so you mean to tell me , Willy Wonka sent golden tickets AROUND THE WORLD, and 5 WHITE children got them all?!?!! 05:14 AM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 seaElle @ellewasamistake editor: this better not be like last time kafka: it's a coming of age story editor: ok kafka: about a boy who's changed, but his family won’t accept him editor: i'm listening kafka: because he's changed into a bug editor: there we go kafka: like a real big fuckin bug 11:13 PM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 andy @gothicdogsclub I’d just like everyone to know that one of my pals thinks “what a sad little life Jane” is a quote from Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and not from the greatest ever ending to come dine with me 12:13 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 #EndSARSNow @melfeezy willy wonka beating murder charges after the factory https://t.co/aCuMHNn1Cz 12:24 AM - 03 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @melfeezy 12 Laila Lalami @LailaLalami Whenever I have a bad writing day, I take a peek at Kafka's diary. 07:50 PM - 10 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LailaLalami 13 Nathalie Kernot @nolliepops It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop' 03:55 PM - 12 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nolliepops 14 jordan @mygfreal RIP edgar allen poe i know he woud've loved that's so raven 11:06 PM - 22 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mygfreal 15 Gee Aitch Cee @Scriblit ME, SOBBING: Please, Emily, you can't give all your 100 characters the same 4 names EMILY BRONTE: *points* That's Earnshaw Linton. *points* That's Cathy Heathcliff. *points* Heathcliff Linton. *points* Cathy Cathy. *points* Earnshaw Cathy Jr. *pause* And they're all GHOSTS. 10:13 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Middle Earth Memes @earthmemea 06:46 AM - 03 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @earthmemea 17 kira @kirawontmiss RIP William Shakespeare I know you would’ve loved Kendrick Lamar 04:11 AM - 13 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kirawontmiss 18 Ross Daniel Bullen @BullenRoss PUBLISHER: So it’s got vampires? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: Sex? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: A lunatic asylum? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: It needs something more. BRAM STOKER: [scratches head] A… a cowboy? PUBLISHER: Fucking sold. 04:13 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 SparkNotes @SparkNotes mercutio, dying: ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a GRAVE man romeo and benvolio: 06:05 AM - 16 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SparkNotes Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.