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Amazon is selling a towel for a trillion dollars and the reviews are priceless

Dina RickmanJun 08, 2015 Amazon is selling this 100 per cent cotton towel for only 0.8 trillion dollars plus $4.49 shipping - a steal. While the item is both functional, decorative and machine washable we don't think it's worth 12 figures. But while the pricing error isn't that remarkable, the consumer reviews are priceless. Once again, well played internet. This is quite possibly the best towel ever made. I had to take out a second mortgage on my house and sell my children into indentured servitude but it was way worth it. The cotton alone must have been grown in heaven. Every time I dry off I feel like I'm wrapped in joy. Sometimes I will take this towel to the lake and fish jump into my boat just to be near it. Where ever you are, this towel will attract attention. Women and men will flock to you in the gym just to rub up on this fine piece of cloth. Do yourself a favor and buy this towel. It will change your life.David H. These towels cost 12-figures and they're not even Amazon Prime eligible?? Sometimes it's the little things that count.Jonathan M. PriceKeep reading...Show less

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