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A ' bro' asked the CIA to see Bin Laden' s porn stash Here' s how they responded

Dina RickmanJun 12, 2015 Meet David Covucci: self-proclaimed "king of the bros". The journalist recently FOId the CIA to ask what porn Osama Bin Laden had in his Pakistan hideout. In a post on BroBible (we think it's like the American LadBible), Covucci quoted his letter to the CIA which said: We are adults. We can handle it. We would like to know what kind of porn the world’s most wanted man jerked it to. Does being under the constant threat of capture require extra stimulation? I imagine it would be hard for him to focus on his dick, so I figure he had to watch some really nasty s--t. Covucci sent his request and promptly forgot all about it - until the CIA responded. While they were happy to divulge what books Bin Laden was reading when he was captured, the intelligence agency cited an exemption which meant they did not have do the same for pornographic materials. Covucci's take on this? "I’ll be damned. I just successfully wasted the time of the world’s most powerful spy agency." More: These were the books on Osama bin Laden's shelves

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