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This man is trying to sell a ' dildo chair' inspired by Game of Thrones

Evan BartlettJun 18, 2015 "Nice day, nice blue sky," Ralph Jones says as he flicks his hair and nonchalantly rests his hand back down on a big rubber penis. "Just sitting here on my throne made of dildos." Covered in about 100 of the "fellas" and covered in black paint and glitter, the GoT-inspired "throne" came into Jones's ownership after a competition on Twitter. "So here it is," Jones continues on his promo video (below). "Six foot tall, four foot six wide, three foot six deep. And I know the dimensions because I've tried to get it in a variety of places - my home, my office - and no space can handle it." As result of its inconvenient girth, Jones says he'll be keeping the throne in a rented garage in North London and is hoping to flog it online "for the right price". I don't see why you wouldn't want it, really. It's just about the best dildo throne I've seen in my time. You can bid for Jones's dildo throne on eBay here and read more of his inspiring story here. The auction ends on Saturday.
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