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This is why everyone has been sharing their own ' day on a plate'

Roisin O'ConnorJan 15, 2015 This week a woman's description of what she eats in an average day for a newspaper went viral. The reason why is fairly self-explanatory: In a piece published in the Daily Telegraph, Kara Rosen, a former magazine executive who founded a juice company, described her typical "day on a plate". It begins at 6am with a “hot water and lemon” before a shower, with a naughty “handful of nuts” before a run, then a delicious “green juice”, later followed by a satisfying evening meal of “kale salad with pistachios”. The general reaction was like this: Followed by a few suggestions of what other people consumed in a typical day. In this spirit, here's mine: (Please note: Times may vary) My day on a plate 5am: Wake up shouting expletives. Black coffee. 7am: Black coffee, potentially a croissant or some Ibroprofen, depending on what day it is. Still shouting expletives, now in the office. 8.30am: Maybe a latte. 9am: ? 11am: Some raisins with yogurt on them, because raisins are fruit and fruit is healthy. 1pm: Crawl out of the office to find something edible on the high street. Sometimes I find something edible in the canteen. 3pm: I usually feel a dip in energy and start craving caffeine, so I drink coffee which has caffeine in it. 6.30pm: Gin 8pm: Literally anything that isn’t kale salad with pistachios. 9pm: Gin (repeat) More: [Meanwhile, on Facebook, the worst argument ever made]4 More: [Ridiculous fashion trend alert: We're now in flankle season]5Keep reading...Show less

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