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Publish Not your original work? Add source Crafting a snappy and witty comeback that'll grab everyone's attention is no easy feat. However, all that effort and comedic instinct are worth it-if it's on the internet, it might just live on in the digital hall of fame in screenshot form. Who knows, you might see peeps sharing your comeback for years and years. Ego boost? Yes, please! One place where these legendary testaments to people's wit are documented is the 'Clever Comebacks' page on Twitter. Having been founded just a few short months ago, in February, it's grown to have nearly 67k followers since then. We've collected the crème de la crème of clever comebacks for you to enjoy, dear Pandas, so go on and have a look at them below. Hopefully, some of these will inspire you to greatness the next time you need a snappy one-liner. Don't forget to upvote the ones you enjoyed the most and let us know what the very best comeback you've ever said or written was in the comments. I reached out to British musical stand-up comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine to talk to her about comebacks, the role that courage plays in comedy, and how we can overcome our fear of being judged whether on-stage or on-screen. Have a read below for Bored Panda's interview with the humor expert. This post may include affiliate links. #1 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 802points POST Kira Okah Kira Okah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago There are only three companies in the USA that are allowed, by government regulation, to produce insulin. Talk to your government. 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 794points POST varwenea varwenea Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That's a sick burn. Hope he got bonus points for that answer. 259 259points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 786points POST IFXO IFXO Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago OML 108 108points reply View more comments "Courage is hugely important," British comedian Ariane told Bored Panda about its role in comedy. "The more courageous you are, the more you'll shed your inhibitions and the greater the chance that you'll say something shocking and funny." According to the comedy expert, the element of surprise is "essential" to comedy. And more often than not, "there's an edge or a hint of cruelty" in most jokes and comebacks. "If you're timid and careful, then you're probably not going to want to offend people with comebacks and will be polite rather than witty," she said. #4 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 730points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago We saw the man kill a man on TV. f**k if the trial wasn't fair 227 227points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 729points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago The student is not wrong. See what education does? 201 201points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 697points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago People should really start taking those Grammarly adverts seriously. 85 85points reply View More Replies... View more comments The anonymity that the internet and social media provide can be a double edged sword: it can help people feel freer because they'll take criticism less personally, but it can also empower bullies to spew hatred. Comedian Ariane agreed that anonymity is a tool and everything depends on how we use it. "We feel freer to say things we wouldn't say in real life, but that also means we're more likely to be hurtful. I think the same is true of being on stage for comics-when we're holding the mic we feel free to dispense with niceties," she gave us her take on the relationship between anonymity, honesty, and comedy. #7 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 692points POST Kesam Kesam Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Agree but disagree. Everyone should do their part. 139 139points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 685points POST Chris Wade Chris Wade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago In reply to "Something" - Umm, prepare to have your mind blown: you can eat more than one slice of cake. 51 51points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 670points POST troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago And the will to live 202 202points reply View More Replies... View more comments Bored Panda was also intrigued to find out how best not to freeze up when you're going on-stage as a comedian or if we're paralized for fear of being rejected before posting a joke or a witty comeback. "Alcohol! Only joking. I guess it's to remember that fear of rejection never got anyone anywhere," Ariane quipped and then pointed out that we have to focus on what our end goals really are. "All the comics you admire have overcome fear of rejection. So do you want to make people laugh or not?" #10 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 632points POST Nat Hedley Nat Hedley Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago (You could text in the 90s though). 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 622points POST troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I prefer dad bods, but everyone has a preference :) 80 80points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 612points POST If I could I would live under water If I could I would live under water Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I love this one :D 44 44points reply View more comments Comebacks, from cool and clever to lame and drab, are nothing new to us. Previously, I'd also spoken with comedian Ariane about the art of the comeback, as she's an insider in the world of comedy, timing, and shutting down hecklers. Speed, according to Ariane, is where the essence of comebacks lies. Without it, our attempts at humor can fall flat. "I think the most important thing with comebacks is speed. Even if the joke isn't a total zinger, people will be impressed by your quickfire response," she told Bored Panda in an earlier interview. #13 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 599points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago Put "decent people" instead of women. It still works, but it is more accurate and inclusive. 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 594points POST Linda Cowley, auntriarch Linda Cowley, auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ouchy McOuchface! 122 122points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 570points POST Ben Moss Ben Moss Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Jesus f*****g christ what idiot still doesnt understand that vaccines STRENGTHEN the immune system? Who honestly thinks that training your army makes it weaker? 265 265points reply View More Replies... View more comments However, unlike us mere mortals, most stand-up comics actually come prepared. They've got an entire repertoire of comebacks at the ready, just in case they need to shut down a heckler or fire off a rapid put-down or two. What's more, comedians tend to share these comebacks with one another. #16 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 569points POST Sheila Stamey Sheila Stamey Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Oh that's a good one. 40 40points reply View more comments #17 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 561points POST Lisa Lisa Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago You know the bible never mentions the word, "Apple." Early Christian art depicted it as a fig. They believe Apple came into play because when translated "malum" means evil and "malus" is apple. 38 38points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 532points POST Premislaus de Colo Premislaus de Colo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I absolutely love the insult 83 83points reply View more comments "We're not all as fast and talented as it seems! But if we're doing stand-up, our own routines will be original-it's just heckle putdowns that might not be," Ariane gave us an insight into the giggle industry. #19 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 530points POST crazy_cat_notAlady crazy_cat_notAlady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago burrrrrrrrrrrrrn 81 81points reply View more comments #20 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 504points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago We drink the t. 143 143points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #21 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 502points POST infinite upvote infinite upvote Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Lol Ryan doesnt know about corporate tax breaks 46 46points reply View More Replies... View more comments Ariane highlighted the fact that you grow your emotional resilience with experience as a comedian. Over time, you get better at delivering comebacks and how quickly you can do so. "You don't want to give them the chance to reject you-you've got to get in there first with a funny insult!" she said about the dynamic between the performer and the audience if the latter's feeling a tad cheeky and wants to have a go at ruining the show. #22 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 477points POST CatWoman312 CatWoman312 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) I hate how you can’t comment on people down arrowed. Anyway, to the sexist guys who only seem to care about embryos not actual living babies “no uterus, no opinion” 68 68points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 465points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I think we have peaked with this comeback... I don't see a better one coming up 108 108points reply View more comments #24 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 462points POST cybermerlin2000 cybermerlin2000 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago They found men who wore a mask were better than those who didn't because no woman wants to go near someone with a high risk of carrying COVID-19 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments If you feel like you're not up to snuff, you really should draw on others for inspiration when it comes to good comedy. Whether it's reading through tons of screenshots of clever comebacks that you find on the net or watching reruns of your favorite comedians (both are great). However, British comedy pro Ariane pointed out that you shouldn't be stealing original stand-up material for your own shows. It's fine if you're doing it to impress your friends, but there's a certain code of honor that pops up when you start earning money for your jokes. #25 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 455points POST Mark Schilling Mark Schilling Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Here's a radical thought: maybe being concerned for the greater good is beneficial for the individual. We live in a society, not in isolated cells. 66 66points reply View more comments #26 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 443points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It's easier to run a negative story than a positive story 166 166points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 442points POST Alma Mater Alma Mater Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago The federal minimum wage of $7.25 is worth $2 less today than it was in 1968 when adjusted for inflation. Over the past 50 years, the minimum wage has seen little to no growth as worker productivity has surged. In fact, if the minimum wage kept pace with increases in worker productivity, it would now stand at $21.72 per hour. no comment needed i guess, right ? 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments Ariane told Bored Panda something that most people know but few voice aloud: it's very clear to everybody when a comeback is good and when it's so bad, you'll be remembering it and cringing for years. We instinctively know what's quality and what's best left on the dusty lower shelf in the joke store. #28 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 432points POST Something Something Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Reminder that you created the world last Thursday. 76 76points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 425points POST Y T Y T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago LOL! I'm using this. 132 132points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 355points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago He could have also used $30 million to built houses to fight homelessness. 157 157points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 42 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. 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Fact Perils Fact Perils Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I go on Reddit, but sometimes I'll miss something good so 0 0points reply EmmaLupees EmmaLupees Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) Write me here and better c︆︆all =>>> m︆︆u︆︆b.︆︆︆me/usergirl4578 -3 -3points reply Sara Rodrigues Sara Rodrigues Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago All I gotta say is that there are a lot of trolls on the internet and the best way to deal with them is to not give them any attention at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 17 17points reply If I could I would live under water If I could I would live under water Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago But it's more fun of you do give them attention 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Aileen Aileen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Yeah, and if you refute them you get free upvotes. Downvote me all you want but it's true. -2 -2points reply AmberSweet AmberSweet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) This comment is hidden. Click here to view. My pu︆︆ssy gets so wet, look at .... Wanna come inside? >> ku︆︆︆︆tt.︆︆it/user8227 -15 -15points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so me and my sis were on the bus yesterday and some dumbass boys were hung annoying. So anyways one of them tells her "I bet your dad spends more money on milk than you!" And she just ignored him and he said "Aww, are you gonna cry?" And she whips around with the biggest smile and says "At least my dad came home with the milk" IT WAS THE BEST COMEBACK EVER 5 5points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so the point of the original joke the boys were trying to make was following the story of like a dad going to get milk and never coming back, just their own dumb version of it 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Kristal Kristal Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago How did they reply? Also, how is buying milk a bad thing? 0 0points reply Frozengeckolover Frozengeckolover Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) I am also curious about this one. I have a dirty mind and a morbid sense of humour, and I cannot see the pun here. I get the part about the dad coming home, but what's up with the milk. 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Glowdaddy Glowdaddy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I am grateful that BP reposts from Twitter, Tumblr and Reddit, because I don't spend time on those apps. 42 42points reply Aliquid A Aliquid A Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago never even been on them once. 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Fact Perils Fact Perils Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I go on Reddit, but sometimes I'll miss something good so 0 0points reply EmmaLupees EmmaLupees Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) Write me here and better c︆︆all =>>> m︆︆u︆︆b.︆︆︆me/usergirl4578 -3 -3points reply Sara Rodrigues Sara Rodrigues Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago All I gotta say is that there are a lot of trolls on the internet and the best way to deal with them is to not give them any attention at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 17 17points reply If I could I would live under water If I could I would live under water Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago But it's more fun of you do give them attention 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Aileen Aileen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Yeah, and if you refute them you get free upvotes. Downvote me all you want but it's true. -2 -2points reply AmberSweet AmberSweet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) This comment is hidden. Click here to view. My pu︆︆ssy gets so wet, look at .... Wanna come inside? >> ku︆︆︆︆tt.︆︆it/user8227 -15 -15points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so me and my sis were on the bus yesterday and some dumbass boys were hung annoying. So anyways one of them tells her "I bet your dad spends more money on milk than you!" And she just ignored him and he said "Aww, are you gonna cry?" And she whips around with the biggest smile and says "At least my dad came home with the milk" IT WAS THE BEST COMEBACK EVER 5 5points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so the point of the original joke the boys were trying to make was following the story of like a dad going to get milk and never coming back, just their own dumb version of it 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Kristal Kristal Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago How did they reply? Also, how is buying milk a bad thing? 0 0points reply Frozengeckolover Frozengeckolover Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) I am also curious about this one. I have a dirty mind and a morbid sense of humour, and I cannot see the pun here. 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This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks And Here’ re 30 Of The Best Ones
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Crafting a snappy and witty comeback that'll grab everyone's attention is no easy feat. However, all that effort and comedic instinct are worth it-if it's on the internet, it might just live on in the digital hall of fame in screenshot form. Who knows, you might see peeps sharing your comeback for years and years. Ego boost? Yes, please! One place where these legendary testaments to people's wit are documented is the 'Clever Comebacks' page on Twitter. Having been founded just a few short months ago, in February, it's grown to have nearly 67k followers since then. We've collected the crème de la crème of clever comebacks for you to enjoy, dear Pandas, so go on and have a look at them below. Hopefully, some of these will inspire you to greatness the next time you need a snappy one-liner. Don't forget to upvote the ones you enjoyed the most and let us know what the very best comeback you've ever said or written was in the comments. I reached out to British musical stand-up comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine to talk to her about comebacks, the role that courage plays in comedy, and how we can overcome our fear of being judged whether on-stage or on-screen. Have a read below for Bored Panda's interview with the humor expert. This post may include affiliate links. #1 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 802points POST Kira Okah Kira Okah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago There are only three companies in the USA that are allowed, by government regulation, to produce insulin. Talk to your government. 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 794points POST varwenea varwenea Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That's a sick burn. Hope he got bonus points for that answer. 259 259points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 786points POST IFXO IFXO Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago OML 108 108points reply View more comments "Courage is hugely important," British comedian Ariane told Bored Panda about its role in comedy. "The more courageous you are, the more you'll shed your inhibitions and the greater the chance that you'll say something shocking and funny." According to the comedy expert, the element of surprise is "essential" to comedy. And more often than not, "there's an edge or a hint of cruelty" in most jokes and comebacks. "If you're timid and careful, then you're probably not going to want to offend people with comebacks and will be polite rather than witty," she said. #4 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 730points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago We saw the man kill a man on TV. f**k if the trial wasn't fair 227 227points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 729points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago The student is not wrong. See what education does? 201 201points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 697points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago People should really start taking those Grammarly adverts seriously. 85 85points reply View More Replies... View more comments The anonymity that the internet and social media provide can be a double edged sword: it can help people feel freer because they'll take criticism less personally, but it can also empower bullies to spew hatred. Comedian Ariane agreed that anonymity is a tool and everything depends on how we use it. "We feel freer to say things we wouldn't say in real life, but that also means we're more likely to be hurtful. I think the same is true of being on stage for comics-when we're holding the mic we feel free to dispense with niceties," she gave us her take on the relationship between anonymity, honesty, and comedy. #7 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 692points POST Kesam Kesam Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Agree but disagree. Everyone should do their part. 139 139points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 685points POST Chris Wade Chris Wade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago In reply to "Something" - Umm, prepare to have your mind blown: you can eat more than one slice of cake. 51 51points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 670points POST troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago And the will to live 202 202points reply View More Replies... View more comments Bored Panda was also intrigued to find out how best not to freeze up when you're going on-stage as a comedian or if we're paralized for fear of being rejected before posting a joke or a witty comeback. "Alcohol! Only joking. I guess it's to remember that fear of rejection never got anyone anywhere," Ariane quipped and then pointed out that we have to focus on what our end goals really are. "All the comics you admire have overcome fear of rejection. So do you want to make people laugh or not?" #10 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 632points POST Nat Hedley Nat Hedley Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago (You could text in the 90s though). 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 622points POST troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I prefer dad bods, but everyone has a preference :) 80 80points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 612points POST If I could I would live under water If I could I would live under water Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I love this one :D 44 44points reply View more comments Comebacks, from cool and clever to lame and drab, are nothing new to us. Previously, I'd also spoken with comedian Ariane about the art of the comeback, as she's an insider in the world of comedy, timing, and shutting down hecklers. Speed, according to Ariane, is where the essence of comebacks lies. Without it, our attempts at humor can fall flat. "I think the most important thing with comebacks is speed. Even if the joke isn't a total zinger, people will be impressed by your quickfire response," she told Bored Panda in an earlier interview. #13 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 599points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago Put "decent people" instead of women. It still works, but it is more accurate and inclusive. 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 594points POST Linda Cowley, auntriarch Linda Cowley, auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ouchy McOuchface! 122 122points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 570points POST Ben Moss Ben Moss Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Jesus f*****g christ what idiot still doesnt understand that vaccines STRENGTHEN the immune system? Who honestly thinks that training your army makes it weaker? 265 265points reply View More Replies... View more comments However, unlike us mere mortals, most stand-up comics actually come prepared. They've got an entire repertoire of comebacks at the ready, just in case they need to shut down a heckler or fire off a rapid put-down or two. What's more, comedians tend to share these comebacks with one another. #16 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 569points POST Sheila Stamey Sheila Stamey Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Oh that's a good one. 40 40points reply View more comments #17 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 561points POST Lisa Lisa Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago You know the bible never mentions the word, "Apple." Early Christian art depicted it as a fig. They believe Apple came into play because when translated "malum" means evil and "malus" is apple. 38 38points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 532points POST Premislaus de Colo Premislaus de Colo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I absolutely love the insult 83 83points reply View more comments "We're not all as fast and talented as it seems! But if we're doing stand-up, our own routines will be original-it's just heckle putdowns that might not be," Ariane gave us an insight into the giggle industry. #19 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 530points POST crazy_cat_notAlady crazy_cat_notAlady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago burrrrrrrrrrrrrn 81 81points reply View more comments #20 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 504points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago We drink the t. 143 143points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #21 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 502points POST infinite upvote infinite upvote Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Lol Ryan doesnt know about corporate tax breaks 46 46points reply View More Replies... View more comments Ariane highlighted the fact that you grow your emotional resilience with experience as a comedian. Over time, you get better at delivering comebacks and how quickly you can do so. "You don't want to give them the chance to reject you-you've got to get in there first with a funny insult!" she said about the dynamic between the performer and the audience if the latter's feeling a tad cheeky and wants to have a go at ruining the show. #22 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 477points POST CatWoman312 CatWoman312 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) I hate how you can’t comment on people down arrowed. Anyway, to the sexist guys who only seem to care about embryos not actual living babies “no uterus, no opinion” 68 68points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 465points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I think we have peaked with this comeback... I don't see a better one coming up 108 108points reply View more comments #24 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 462points POST cybermerlin2000 cybermerlin2000 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago They found men who wore a mask were better than those who didn't because no woman wants to go near someone with a high risk of carrying COVID-19 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments If you feel like you're not up to snuff, you really should draw on others for inspiration when it comes to good comedy. Whether it's reading through tons of screenshots of clever comebacks that you find on the net or watching reruns of your favorite comedians (both are great). However, British comedy pro Ariane pointed out that you shouldn't be stealing original stand-up material for your own shows. It's fine if you're doing it to impress your friends, but there's a certain code of honor that pops up when you start earning money for your jokes. #25 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 455points POST Mark Schilling Mark Schilling Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Here's a radical thought: maybe being concerned for the greater good is beneficial for the individual. We live in a society, not in isolated cells. 66 66points reply View more comments #26 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 443points POST Sum Guy Sum Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It's easier to run a negative story than a positive story 166 166points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 442points POST Alma Mater Alma Mater Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago The federal minimum wage of $7.25 is worth $2 less today than it was in 1968 when adjusted for inflation. Over the past 50 years, the minimum wage has seen little to no growth as worker productivity has surged. In fact, if the minimum wage kept pace with increases in worker productivity, it would now stand at $21.72 per hour. no comment needed i guess, right ? 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments Ariane told Bored Panda something that most people know but few voice aloud: it's very clear to everybody when a comeback is good and when it's so bad, you'll be remembering it and cringing for years. We instinctively know what's quality and what's best left on the dusty lower shelf in the joke store. #28 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 432points POST Something Something Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Reminder that you created the world last Thursday. 76 76points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 425points POST Y T Y T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago LOL! I'm using this. 132 132points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 CleverComebacks Report Final score: 355points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago He could have also used $30 million to built houses to fight homelessness. 157 157points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 42 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. 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Title Update Jonas Grinevičius Follow Unfollow Jonas Grinevičius Writer, BoredPanda staff Jonas is a Bored Panda writer who previously worked as a world news journalist elsewhere. After getting his bachelor's degree in Politics and International Relations at the University of Manchester, he returned home and graduated from Vilnius University with a master's degree in Comparative Politics. Jonas enjoys writing articles ranging from serious topics like politics and social issues to more lighthearted things like art, pop culture, and nature. In his spare time, Jonas writes books and short stories and likes to draw lighthearted illustrations. A huge fan of literature, films, philosophy, and tabletop games, he also has a special place in his heart for anything related to fantasy or science fiction. Read more » Austėja Akavickaitė Follow Unfollow Austėja Akavickaitė Author, BoredPanda staff Austėja is a Photo Editor at Bored Panda with a BA in Photography. They have a diverse set of creative skills and a wide portfolio which ranges from photography to digital editing and traditional art. After graduating from Nottingham Trent University in 2018 they have worked as a freelance photographer until Bored Panda. When not editing, they enjoy biking, taking too many pictures of their dog and drawing. Read more » Show All Contributors Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Download Bored Panda app! 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Fact Perils Fact Perils Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I go on Reddit, but sometimes I'll miss something good so 0 0points reply EmmaLupees EmmaLupees Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) Write me here and better c︆︆all =>>> m︆︆u︆︆b.︆︆︆me/usergirl4578 -3 -3points reply Sara Rodrigues Sara Rodrigues Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago All I gotta say is that there are a lot of trolls on the internet and the best way to deal with them is to not give them any attention at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 17 17points reply If I could I would live under water If I could I would live under water Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago But it's more fun of you do give them attention 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Aileen Aileen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Yeah, and if you refute them you get free upvotes. Downvote me all you want but it's true. -2 -2points reply AmberSweet AmberSweet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) This comment is hidden. Click here to view. My pu︆︆ssy gets so wet, look at .... Wanna come inside? >> ku︆︆︆︆tt.︆︆it/user8227 -15 -15points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so me and my sis were on the bus yesterday and some dumbass boys were hung annoying. So anyways one of them tells her "I bet your dad spends more money on milk than you!" And she just ignored him and he said "Aww, are you gonna cry?" And she whips around with the biggest smile and says "At least my dad came home with the milk" IT WAS THE BEST COMEBACK EVER 5 5points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so the point of the original joke the boys were trying to make was following the story of like a dad going to get milk and never coming back, just their own dumb version of it 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Kristal Kristal Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago How did they reply? Also, how is buying milk a bad thing? 0 0points reply Frozengeckolover Frozengeckolover Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) I am also curious about this one. I have a dirty mind and a morbid sense of humour, and I cannot see the pun here. I get the part about the dad coming home, but what's up with the milk. 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Glowdaddy Glowdaddy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I am grateful that BP reposts from Twitter, Tumblr and Reddit, because I don't spend time on those apps. 42 42points reply Aliquid A Aliquid A Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago never even been on them once. 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Fact Perils Fact Perils Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I go on Reddit, but sometimes I'll miss something good so 0 0points reply EmmaLupees EmmaLupees Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) Write me here and better c︆︆all =>>> m︆︆u︆︆b.︆︆︆me/usergirl4578 -3 -3points reply Sara Rodrigues Sara Rodrigues Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago All I gotta say is that there are a lot of trolls on the internet and the best way to deal with them is to not give them any attention at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 17 17points reply If I could I would live under water If I could I would live under water Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago But it's more fun of you do give them attention 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Aileen Aileen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Yeah, and if you refute them you get free upvotes. Downvote me all you want but it's true. -2 -2points reply AmberSweet AmberSweet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) This comment is hidden. Click here to view. My pu︆︆ssy gets so wet, look at .... Wanna come inside? >> ku︆︆︆︆tt.︆︆it/user8227 -15 -15points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so me and my sis were on the bus yesterday and some dumbass boys were hung annoying. So anyways one of them tells her "I bet your dad spends more money on milk than you!" And she just ignored him and he said "Aww, are you gonna cry?" And she whips around with the biggest smile and says "At least my dad came home with the milk" IT WAS THE BEST COMEBACK EVER 5 5points reply Axolotl King Axolotl King Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ok so the point of the original joke the boys were trying to make was following the story of like a dad going to get milk and never coming back, just their own dumb version of it 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Kristal Kristal Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago How did they reply? Also, how is buying milk a bad thing? 0 0points reply Frozengeckolover Frozengeckolover Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) I am also curious about this one. I have a dirty mind and a morbid sense of humour, and I cannot see the pun here. 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