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Community member Publish Not your original work? Add source Some people just have a word that comes to them naturally. This post may include affiliate links. #1 "Oh, for f*ck's sake!"
More and more of late. Report Final score: 55points Ray Martin POST Carol Emory Carol Emory Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago fox-sake-6...765a05.jpg 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 "You uneducated potato!" someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol Report Final score: 23points malenchki POST Adam C Adam C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago something about anti-waxxer 6 6points reply View more comments #3 "Same difference" . . . I don't even remember where I heard it but now it's part of my daily vocabulary ? Report Final score: 20points Ayden Manning POST Devil's Advocate Devil's Advocate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This phrase really grates on me 1 1point reply View more comments #4 Recently I've been saying "oof" and "yikes" a lot. Report Final score: 19points Titas Burinskas POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Love "yikes" 3 3points reply #5 "Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw."
It's from Heathers. Report Final score: 18points basically_bill_cipher POST Die Königin Nilpferd Die Königin Nilpferd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Heathers is iconic 10 10points reply View more comments #6 I once wanted to say "cool beans" and "sweet" at the same time, so I split the difference and said "sweet beans". I don't know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now... Report Final score: 18points Sky Render POST Teresa Lewis Teresa Lewis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Love it! 0 0points reply View more comments #7 jiminy christmas Report Final score: 13points J Rob POST Ashe Ashe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Yo same 1 1point reply View more comments #8 "I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream"
why do I say that
or "sup bitches" Report Final score: 13points mx stefff POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Do you, perchance, love berries and cream? 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!” Report Final score: 13points sbf POST Sky Render Sky Render Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I remember, when we were kids, that my younger brother came up with some amusing G-rated swears. The best ones were "Sorghum flatter-batter!" and "Pillsbury breadbox!" 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Really ?
To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket
To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok. Report Final score: 12points ben woskje POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Why is every government corrupt in some way? It happens in every single one to differing levels, but let you try and pay less tax, !!! 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time Report Final score: 11points Die Königin Nilpferd POST Pearl Pearl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Now this..is weird. I like it! 4 4points reply View more comments #12 I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately Report Final score: 11points TheHarryistHarryPotterFan POST ben woskje ben woskje Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago context please? "oh god" as in WTF are these morons thinking/doing? or "oh god" as in good sex ? 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 suuuuuure Report Final score: 11points Delilah Wharton POST Ansley Byrd Ansley Byrd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i do this to haha but I tend to pronounce it like "SHORRRRE" when someone says something strange, like someone barking at me in the hallways. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day. Report Final score: 10points alex cosgrove POST #15 To the cats - “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”.
All three will be inscribed on my gravestone! Report Final score: 8points Jods POST Ansley Byrd Ansley Byrd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago my cats always drag the gravity water dropper away from the wall into the middle of the flroor 4 4points reply View more comments #16 Your mom jokes lmao Report Final score: 8points Rowan POST Die Königin Nilpferd Die Königin Nilpferd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Same! Literally my friends and I allllll the time 4 4points reply #17 lolllssss and neener Report Final score: 7points Robyn POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago How old are you? 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 I don’t know why, but I CANNOT stop making Dad Jokes. My Kids and husband could say anything and all that comes out of my mouth is randomly stupid jokes.
It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out. Report Final score: 6points Danish Dynomummy POST Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin Spice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago "Hi concerned about your tendency to make Dad Jokes, I'm Mom!" 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 I'm fine. Report Final score: 5points Whispurr And Artemis and Peppa POST Devil's Advocate Devil's Advocate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Aww 0 0points reply #20 Goodness gracious great balls of fire Report Final score: 5points Danse Macabre Cat POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Gosh, this is an old one 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 Fan f*****g tastic! Report Final score: 5points Hodor! Hodor? POST #22 Y'all
Calm yo' self
If ya say so bud. Report Final score: 4points Jacin Larkwell POST thatmagicgaychick thatmagicgaychick Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i say all of these 0 0points reply #23 Only when I'm hanging around a certain group of friends I say "yo I wanna f**k the brown M&M/a Samsung smart fridge." TO GIVE SOME CONTEXT!! there is a streamer we all watch who said this once as a joke and now I just use it to tease my friends. Points if you know which streamer I'm talking about lol Report Final score: 4points Rockstar POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago WILBUR SOOT MY BELOVED AND HIS CANONICAL MOTHER THE SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 “That’s all I did at my last job.” Usually follows someone’s pointing out a personal faux pas of mine. Then I say: “They paid me very well with benefits!” Report Final score: 4points Rick Floyd POST #25 Every single curse/swear word Report Final score: 4points Aroace tiger (she/they/he) POST turtledove turtledove Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago mmmmm i can relate 2 2points reply View more comments #26 no s**t sherlock
ALL the time whenever someone says something lol Report Final score: 4points turtledove POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago its a shame that "no s**t sherlock" didn't make it into a marvel movie, considering both sherlocks and watsons were there 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again. Report Final score: 4points Moo Moo Futch POST #28 Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels. JMJ for short. Report Final score: 4points Amber Smith POST #29 If I stub my toe or hurt myself in anyway at all it’s normally, son of a biscuit when my kids are around. Son of a bitch when I’m by myself, or the f word. I say the f word a lot. I really, really try not to cuss. It just comes out. Report Final score: 4points Lolliegag POST #30 "For f**k's sake Phelix stop taking my pictures!!" Report Final score: 3points SilverRain POST #31 I've been saying:
"I need oreos!"
"YEET!"
"I'm hungry." Report Final score: 3points Non-Bananary hooman POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Have you seen the Pokemon Oreos yet???? 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #32 Me:shut the frick up
My sister:STUD Report Final score: 3points Purplesloth4586 POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Your sister calling you a stud is mighty creepy. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 I have a stim where I repeat “I am not a vet” for like half an hour Idk why I have nothing to do with vets or want to be one its just so random Report Final score: 3points GaeFrog POST #34 Bugger nuts? It just slides of your tongue Report Final score: 3points Keiley Ball POST TryppTrapp TryppTrapp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Especially in a Scottish accent, 2 2points reply #35 Ruuuude
For some reason, it's the only comeback I can think of now... Report Final score: 3points Akylah McKenzie POST littlesaresare littlesaresare Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I often say that when something inconvenient but totally reasonable happens. eg. "I got a power bill. Rude." 1 1point reply #36 Jeez louise Report Final score: 3points Danse Macabre Cat POST #37 Well h3ll Report Final score: 3points Terilee Bruyere POST #38 "Just like a mighty herd of Turtles" My grandfather used to say it all the time. IDK why. Report Final score: 3points Icedragocat POST #39 Not Trump again! Report Final score: 2points Monty Glue POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Trump is just Hitler in a Woodrow Wilson costume. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #40 "Couldn't care less."
To everything. specifically whenever my little brother starts talking Report Final score: 2points malenchki POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Don't be mean to your little brother. That's not nice. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #41 Off Like a dirty shirt
Off like a herd of turtles
You ready, Steady? Report Final score: 2points Carol Emory POST #42 More of an action
*insert gay flip* Report Final score: 2points OliKindaVibes POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago *insert pan finger guns* 6 6points reply View more comments #43 E Report Final score: 2points 54 POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago My Grandma used to say that 0 0points reply #44 "You have no idea what...[INSERT WHATEVER THE OTHER PERSON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT] Report Final score: 2points Steve Barnett POST Die Königin Nilpferd Die Königin Nilpferd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Same lol I say you have no idea what this is like 1 1point reply #45 Well fancy that. Report Final score: 2points WildBerry POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Another Grandma sayings 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 Tingle fingers... do you need to ask? Report Final score: 2points Douglas Turner POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I do need to ask. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #47 "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" Report Final score: 2points Ranger Kanootsen POST #48 I'm in 10th grade and I have the vocabulary of a 3rd-grade teacher. I use phrases like "smarticle-particle" quite frequently and things along that line. Report Final score: 2points Ansley Byrd POST #49 Groovy Report Final score: 2points Danse Macabre Cat POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago 60's word is it? 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #50 Sweet cheese and rice Report Final score: 2points Danse Macabre Cat POST Foodie panda Foodie panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago 2 2points reply #51 “Good heavens!” “Goodness gracious!” “Oh my goodness…” For reference, I’m 42 and have said these phrases since I was a little tyke. Report Final score: 2points Jasper’s World POST #52 I’ve been saying this is a disaster but I pronounce it dis-a-stuh instead and no clue why lmao Report Final score: 2points Lawless POST #53 My answer to anything (and everything) is “cool”
“I slept late today” “cool”
“I murdered someone” “cool” Report Final score: 2points Hungry Panda POST Francis Francis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago mood! 2 2points reply View more comments #54 An Irish "Jasus", an English "Bloody 'ell", a Hispanic "Jesús Christo", and my personal favorite, the half swears you have to do in offices, planes, public places in general, " Son of a... seabiscuit, Fu..dge" Report Final score: 2points TryppTrapp POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Why do non English everyone cut English words? 1 1point reply #55 From my time in the deep South: "If it don't come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse." Report Final score: 2points Shara Kranz POST Tuna Fish Tuna Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It'll all come out in the wash. if it don't than you aint got a dog in that fight. 0 0points reply #56 Crap on a cracker! Even got my mom saying it. Report Final score: 2points Witchling POST Francis Francis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i might steal this one :D 2 2points reply View more comments #57 SINCE UH WHEN Report Final score: 2points Callia Rose Girouard POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago *clutches left boob while laughing uncontrollably* 1 1point reply #58 “What doin?” Ever since I saw a bird on Tik-Tok, I’m constantly saying it. It’s not grammatically correct so it drives people crazy but I just can’t stop!!! Report Final score: 2points Shawna Dean POST #59 Doodle Bug. I call everyone from my cats to my boss Doodle Bug. Report Final score: 2points Scooter POST #60 Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest! Report Final score: 2points John Jun POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ahahahahah! 0 0points reply #61 For sure, dirty.
I've been saying it for years because this guy in High School said it all the time and it just kinda stuck?
Said it to my boss the other day, thought about it for a sec, and finally looked up what it meant. Apologized shortly after. He thought it was funny. Report Final score: 2points Sanguinius POST #62 "with that said..." Report Final score: 1point jenny rebecca Mclaughlin POST #63 Blah, blah, blah… “like a fish!”
You’ll either know the film reference. Or you won’t. But everything in my world is, “like a fish”. Report Final score: 1point Mark Fuller POST #64 the amount of times i say "pog", "mate", and "man" is insane Report Final score: 1point your socially awkward cousin POST Scarlet Blackfox Scarlet Blackfox Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago can someone explain the origin of pog? 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #65 ~Yee yee bois ?~
Lately because of a classmate. Report Final score: 1point Strawberry Cow POST #66 "epic". idk why I can't stop I just constantly say epic Report Final score: 1point alex he/him POST #67 Been saying "Mother of god" lately because of this one emote named "motherofgod:, in which the emote looks cool. Report Final score: 1point Whining Walace POST #68 um... what the freak,shut up, get lost, damnit, freaking lord
and a few more... Report Final score: 1point Smita Samel POST #69 Fudge
Mother of satan
What the fudge
SCREEEEEE
DO YALL EVER GET QUIET????
BROWN MNM Report Final score: 1point Larry Face POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago "BROWN M&M" POGGERS MATE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE A FELLOW WILBUR SOOT ENJOYER 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #70 For the Aussies out there - "No Worries" Report Final score: 1point Duncan POST #71 "Greetings!"
"Ayo"
"'Sup?"
"Dope"
"Wack"
"Sick"
"Sweet"
"Fack"
"What fresh hell is this?"
"What in gay hell?"
"What the curse-ed f*ck?"
"Wazzat?" (In place of 'What's that?')
"Be gay do crime"
"My dude"
"My boi"
"My man"
"I just don't vibe with it"
"This is taking eons"
"It'll take a dragon's age" (meaning it will take a long time)
"Hey you forgot your flashlight" (said aggressively when entering a room/voicecall to greet certain friends)
"Operator sickness" or "links disease" (in response to anyone coughing)
"(Insert beverage), what are you, forty?" (Usually in response to someone saying they like black coffee) Report Final score: 1point NotADemigod POST Derek Watkins Derek Watkins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I like to combine sup and ayo. Ayup, fella! 2 2points reply View more comments #72 I tend to say "kiddo" a lot as an endearing term but also "uh oh spaghetti-o" which people find weird and funny lol Report Final score: 1point Grasie MoonFlower POST #73 "I'll add it to my list"
My list of stuff to do is getting rather long :) Report Final score: 1point Phendrena POST Francis Francis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i sometimes say that in a sarcastic way :D 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #74 Apparently it's "Zack", my 1,5y old repeats it every time I say it. I really have to stop, it's getting out of hand Report Final score: 1point LuckyL POST #75 “Oh for Pete’s sake!” Who is this Pete guy anyway? Report Final score: 1point Miranda Tittles POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It's in place of saying "for God's sake" or 'for Christ's sake", which would be blasphemous and then evolved to 'for pity's sake' and then to 'for pete's sake'. 3 3points reply View more comments #76 'Like.'
It means a lot of things and can be a whole sentence depending on the intonation. I'm trying to stop using it though. Report Final score: 1point Michelle M POST #77 A masterpiece of meticulous exactitude Report Final score: 1point Nicolas Pilot POST #78 “We’re not here to f**k spiders!” Report Final score: 1point Claire Nichols POST ThoughtsAreNotFacts ThoughtsAreNotFacts Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Lmao what? Is there specific context or is this just your go to? Totally made me laugh either way! 0 0points reply #79 I am originally from Michigan and these are the things I blame it for.
"Yeah no" - I disagree or I agree but its a negative thing
"No yeah" - I agree.
The 5 tenses of "You guys" (ie. "You guys" "Yours guys" "You guyses" "Your guys" and the ever popular "Yours guyses") None of these are pronounced like one is Tony Soprano.
The Michigan "ope" - A standard issue apology, generally whispered under the breath when one gets to close to anything living or otherwise.
I personally find "no yeah" and "yeah no' to be the worst of the lot, and by far and away the most used. Report Final score: 1point Jill Pulcifer POST #80 Indubitably Report Final score: 1point Wakearound POST #81 "Let it die."
Not literally...obviously. Report Final score: 1point John Mulaney's Toupee POST #82 "Char!"
It's just an expression. Lol! Report Final score: 1point frank0ys POST littlesaresare littlesaresare Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Mander 0 0points reply #83 -variations on f*ck, mainly f*ck me (in my head)
-ehhh... is it though?
-oof
-freakin' hell
-Jesus Christ (i'm agnostic) Report Final score: 1point oddly_informed_raven POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #84 Nice Report Final score: 1point Aesthetic Potato POST #85 Any quote from a Marvel movie or the Marvel cast. Report Final score: 1point thatawkwardhistorian POST #86 Hello, Bees! Report Final score: 0points Silre POST #87 Question!
Usually preceding a question, but sometimes a statement :)
Got it from Dwight on The Office Report Final score: 0points Saucy Aussie POST #88 Omg
Oh my god
Oh my gosh
(To my parents) hello mother / father Report Final score: 0points Space Whale POST turtledove turtledove Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago yeshhs me to 1 1point reply #89 2 words:
"SWEET" and " WHACK" Report Final score: 0points Tamaya Williams-Newby POST #90 With my UK friends
"Listen here yah c***ts"
We do this every time we play together Report Final score: 0points Kristopher POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Goodness knows who your UK friends are, sounds more like Australian 1 1point reply View more comments #91 oof idk why also spawn and /sarcastically/ of course Report Final score: 0points ℚ???????????? POST #92 *observes something agreeable and/or callipygian*
That's pretty Art Deco. Report Final score: 0points Bacony Cakes POST #93 "It's okay"
or
"It's going to be okay" Report Final score: 0points Willow POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #94 “Garbage people” are just “trash” Report Final score: 0points Phil Perkins POST #95 'Oh Misery!'
But i'm dutch, so then it's; 'oh ellende!' and it just fits in so, so many ways. Report Final score: 0points Cynner POST #96 Fair point.my sister and I live on a road,it’s called Fairview,she hates me so when I say Fair Point she says “you mean Fairview” Report Final score: 0points Kai Scadden POST #97 when someone asks me for a favor i ALWAYS say "depends on the favor" my bf hates it xD
i also make an awful lot of "your momma" jokes
"MOOD"
and i recently started to use "jeeezus" a lot.. i don't know why :D Report Final score: 0points Francis POST #98 Shut the f**k up stop spamming you son of a bitch. Report Final score: 0points Die POST #99 Holy D*ck, Swaggalicious, and what the Sh*t. Report Final score: 0points MustardLemon POST #100 awesome sauce and dammit cheese and crackers!!! Report Final score: 0points Mahagony74 Red POST #101 Bugger it all
Oh, f*ck me in the ar*e
Whatever Report Final score: 0points Scarlett POST #102 "What the actual falafel is this" Report Final score: 0points Pumpkin Spice POST #103 "100 percent". Not sure where I picked it up but currently trying to shake it. Report Final score: 0points Sam Yobado POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #104 Calm yourself! Report Final score: 0points Ashley Nell POST #105 You need edumacated? Report Final score: 0points Ashley Nell POST #106 That makes sense. Report Final score: 0points Kimberly Sandquist POST #107 You better check yourself. Report Final score: 0points BlueHunter POST Tuna Fish Tuna Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I like "treat yo self" 0 0points reply #108 No s**t Peter Parker your spider senses are or king! Report Final score: 0points Unstablefrog POST Izzy the mushroom (Submission author) Izzy the mushroom Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It’s supposed to say working sorry typo 0 0points reply #109 "Sana all."
Filipino slang used when we're jealous of other people's good luck. Report Final score: 0points Lindsay Joyce Macabantad POST #110 IT IS WHAT IT IS Report Final score: 0points mamadeflorencia POST #111 snowflake Report Final score: 0points BleeBloo POST #112 i saw this in a movie awhiel ago and ever since then my favorite insult has been "Camel C*ck" Report Final score: 0points plush n puppet shenanigans POST #113 "Cool beans" I picked it up from a Tumblr post about slang used in past decades, started using it ironically, and now I say it way too much. Report Final score: 0points Bryn POST Tuna Fish Tuna Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I say it all the time. Now ya'll got me wondering what the f&^% it means. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #114 I have a few
- "Oh for crying out loud."
- "Oh for God's sake"
- "Dang"
- "Seriously?" Report Final score: 0points rose_colored_husky717 POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I use all them except Dang 0 0points reply #115 I’ll be the judge of that. Report Final score: 0points Chewie Baron POST #116 My hands are wet because I just washed them. No other reason. (points if you get the reference) Report Final score: 0points Ansley Byrd POST #117 Ever since Brooklyne99 I keep saying "Noice and toit!" Report Final score: 0points Michal Lev POST #118 I’ll just say “Barnacles” as another word for crap, etc. Report Final score: 0points Grace DeGroot POST #119 So at some point in time I started saying "So" at the beginning of a comment. I'm aware of it and it drives me nuts. No reason for it at all. So, I am working on it. F*ck! (also I am saying that a lot more) Report Final score: 0points Irish Lad POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago So sorry to hear this -2 -2points reply #120 FFS and Cool bananas Report Final score: 0points Rens POST #121 Fudge.
Put that down and eat your dinner
More recently “Why don’t you watch a different episode of Hey Duggie, one you haven’t seen before.“ Report Final score: 0points James016 POST #122 F*cking hell!!! When I drop something, or make a mistake, or find the science too loud. Yea. Report Final score: 0points yelsnia_forever POST #123 'Skoden'. (Let's go, then,)
Thanks, Reservation Dogs. Report Final score: 0points chas ames POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #124 KRIKEY! Report Final score: 0points Thorfin Wolfsbane POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Long time since I heard that word 0 0points reply #125 "Are they trying to kill us all?" I used to just yell it at the TV but I caught myself muttering it under my breath when I saw how much they wanted for a lamp I was looking at. Report Final score: 0points Two_rolling_black_eyes POST #126 "crimony antlers" spoken by my friend's very conservative mother on verge of aneurism Report Final score: 0points Susan Brown POST Susan Brown (Submission author) Susan Brown Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Not an actual aneurism: that was her version of the worst curse possible...this was over 25yrs ago: I use it to this day. 1 1point reply #127 gotcha...even if I don't "gotcha", I still say gotcha Report Final score: 0points ch.ase.me POST #128 " Jesus Christ, Superstar, Mary Chain and All Saints!" as an expression of surprise Report Final score: 0points Hugo Falcão POST Amber Smith Amber Smith Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That is similar to mine. I say, "Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels". Don't ask. Ha 1 1point reply #129 "...so, be it". Used for many years and being known for using this phrase Report Final score: 0points Captain Newt POST #130 sorry Report Final score: 0points Pamela Noon POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I used to say that far too often, I learnt better though 1 1point reply #131 Exclaimation
Sweet and sour baby Jesus. Report Final score: 0points Wayne Noffsinger POST #132 I have said gosh darn your life, mother funyuns, and weirdchamp wayyy to much recently Report Final score: 0points Space Whale Warrior POST #133 AINT I THE CATS PAJAMAS?!? Report Final score: 0points the walrus POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #134 “No sh*t Sherlock!” and “Okie-Dokie Captain Obvious.” Report Final score: 0points a_smol_berry POST #135 Y'all
Just- it slid into my vocabulary at school one day and bam. Report Final score: 0points Emo Sloth POST #136 potatoes i don't know i just can't stop saying it.... Report Final score: 0points Uvavuva Buba POST #137 You’re killing me, Smalls. Report Final score: 0points Matt Storm POST #138 “It is what it is.” My co-workers always nod and agree, because it’s easier to say than flipping s**t. We work in a restaurant. Better to have that attitude than going ballistic, imho. Report Final score: 0points TheCatasaurusMeowMom POST #139 “That’s Showbiz!” I work as a background actor and I never know when I’m gonna work till the night before. Usually work 12-16 hour days starting real early. Whenever I’m on my way to the studio at like 4 am and I’m messaging my friends out of boredom and they reply I’m just; “That’s Showbiz, baby!” Report Final score: 0points Ben Moss POST #140 Couldn't be happier if I was twins. Report Final score: 0points Lucinda Speer POST #141 sacré bleu, picked it up from beauty and the beast. Report Final score: 0points Michael Reed POST #142 At the end of the day…. Report Final score: 0points marjory white POST #143 At the end of the day… Report Final score: 0points marjory white POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #144 Christ on a stick! Report Final score: 0points Marsha James POST #145 Not my phrase but a phrase my GF says way too often, and it gets under my skin. At the end of so many sentences she'll say "you know what I mean?"
We should go and walk the dog now so we can go and watch a movie later whilst she's chill... you know what I mean? Report Final score: 0points Aidan Caig POST #146 "like" has finally left this building. Listen to how often even a news report will repeat it. Report Final score: 0points Raylene POST Raylene (Submission author) Raylene Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Would love to know HOW to edit a comment *shrug* 0 0points reply View more comments #147 Oh Sh*t! And "christopher columbus"
My daily words Report Final score: 0points Angel of India POST #148 ghetto-tastic. one day i tried to say fantasticly ghetto and out it popped. Report Final score: 0points Shishal Asaurus POST #149 my other fave - son of a biscuit eater Report Final score: 0points Shishal Asaurus POST #150 never gonna give you up Report Final score: 0points Just your avergae anime artist POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Never gonna let you down 1 1point reply #151 calm your knickers.....to the wife. Report Final score: -1point Fraser Kelly POST Robyn Robyn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago U r scottish.... ME " 1 1point reply #152 I sometimes just go "s**t" Report Final score: -1point Falcon on Dizzy POST #153 Though.
At this point I don't even know what it means anymore. Report Final score: -1point Lisa POST #154 You need edumacated? Report Final score: -1point Ashley Nell POST #155 I'm tired *sigh
cause I am. I am always tired. *sigh Report Final score: -1point Shelby P POST #156 No worries.
That’s what she said! Report Final score: -1point David Harris POST #157 "Bite Me!"
You'd think I learn not to say it after a friend bit me...LOL Nope still say it...LOL Report Final score: -1point Heather Mack-Scott POST #158 I have said “yabba dabba doo” for most of my adult life. Not in a happy excited way, but kind of deadpan. Like if I just finished washing dishes, and Love of my Life puts a coffee cup and spoon in the sink while I’m still standing there drying my hands. Yabba dabba doo. Report Final score: -1point Deanna Crichley POST #159 i’m about to hit, spit, spackle the f*** out of somebody. as well as “ah yes, bisois man” and “just killed a woman feeling good”
props if you can tell what this is from Report Final score: -1point XLucy1217 POST #160 YEAH BABY! I say it out of impulse when excited. Report Final score: -1point Vector POST #161 right now?
"I can be brown, I can be blue, I can be violet sky. I can be hurfull, I can be purple, I can be anything you want..."
suffer with me now Report Final score: -1point Lenka Smetanová POST #162 Any sarcastic reply or something that has dumbass Report Final score: -2points Unstablefrog POST #163 "How can anybody still support that senile creepy old pedophile Joe Biden?"
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5Kviews Die Königin NilpferdCommunity member Publish Not your original work? Add source Some people just have a word that comes to them naturally. This post may include affiliate links. #1 "Oh, for f*ck's sake!"
More and more of late. Report Final score: 55points Ray Martin POST Carol Emory Carol Emory Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago fox-sake-6...765a05.jpg 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 "You uneducated potato!" someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol Report Final score: 23points malenchki POST Adam C Adam C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago something about anti-waxxer 6 6points reply View more comments #3 "Same difference" . . . I don't even remember where I heard it but now it's part of my daily vocabulary ? Report Final score: 20points Ayden Manning POST Devil's Advocate Devil's Advocate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This phrase really grates on me 1 1point reply View more comments #4 Recently I've been saying "oof" and "yikes" a lot. Report Final score: 19points Titas Burinskas POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Love "yikes" 3 3points reply #5 "Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw."
It's from Heathers. Report Final score: 18points basically_bill_cipher POST Die Königin Nilpferd Die Königin Nilpferd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Heathers is iconic 10 10points reply View more comments #6 I once wanted to say "cool beans" and "sweet" at the same time, so I split the difference and said "sweet beans". I don't know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now... Report Final score: 18points Sky Render POST Teresa Lewis Teresa Lewis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Love it! 0 0points reply View more comments #7 jiminy christmas Report Final score: 13points J Rob POST Ashe Ashe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Yo same 1 1point reply View more comments #8 "I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream"
why do I say that
or "sup bitches" Report Final score: 13points mx stefff POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Do you, perchance, love berries and cream? 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!” Report Final score: 13points sbf POST Sky Render Sky Render Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I remember, when we were kids, that my younger brother came up with some amusing G-rated swears. The best ones were "Sorghum flatter-batter!" and "Pillsbury breadbox!" 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Really ?
To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket
To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok. Report Final score: 12points ben woskje POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Why is every government corrupt in some way? It happens in every single one to differing levels, but let you try and pay less tax, !!! 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time Report Final score: 11points Die Königin Nilpferd POST Pearl Pearl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Now this..is weird. I like it! 4 4points reply View more comments #12 I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately Report Final score: 11points TheHarryistHarryPotterFan POST ben woskje ben woskje Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago context please? "oh god" as in WTF are these morons thinking/doing? or "oh god" as in good sex ? 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 suuuuuure Report Final score: 11points Delilah Wharton POST Ansley Byrd Ansley Byrd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i do this to haha but I tend to pronounce it like "SHORRRRE" when someone says something strange, like someone barking at me in the hallways. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day. Report Final score: 10points alex cosgrove POST #15 To the cats - “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”.
All three will be inscribed on my gravestone! Report Final score: 8points Jods POST Ansley Byrd Ansley Byrd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago my cats always drag the gravity water dropper away from the wall into the middle of the flroor 4 4points reply View more comments #16 Your mom jokes lmao Report Final score: 8points Rowan POST Die Königin Nilpferd Die Königin Nilpferd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Same! Literally my friends and I allllll the time 4 4points reply #17 lolllssss and neener Report Final score: 7points Robyn POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago How old are you? 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 I don’t know why, but I CANNOT stop making Dad Jokes. My Kids and husband could say anything and all that comes out of my mouth is randomly stupid jokes.
It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out. Report Final score: 6points Danish Dynomummy POST Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin Spice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago "Hi concerned about your tendency to make Dad Jokes, I'm Mom!" 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 I'm fine. Report Final score: 5points Whispurr And Artemis and Peppa POST Devil's Advocate Devil's Advocate Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Aww 0 0points reply #20 Goodness gracious great balls of fire Report Final score: 5points Danse Macabre Cat POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Gosh, this is an old one 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 Fan f*****g tastic! Report Final score: 5points Hodor! Hodor? POST #22 Y'all
Calm yo' self
If ya say so bud. Report Final score: 4points Jacin Larkwell POST thatmagicgaychick thatmagicgaychick Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i say all of these 0 0points reply #23 Only when I'm hanging around a certain group of friends I say "yo I wanna f**k the brown M&M/a Samsung smart fridge." TO GIVE SOME CONTEXT!! there is a streamer we all watch who said this once as a joke and now I just use it to tease my friends. Points if you know which streamer I'm talking about lol Report Final score: 4points Rockstar POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago WILBUR SOOT MY BELOVED AND HIS CANONICAL MOTHER THE SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 “That’s all I did at my last job.” Usually follows someone’s pointing out a personal faux pas of mine. Then I say: “They paid me very well with benefits!” Report Final score: 4points Rick Floyd POST #25 Every single curse/swear word Report Final score: 4points Aroace tiger (she/they/he) POST turtledove turtledove Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago mmmmm i can relate 2 2points reply View more comments #26 no s**t sherlock
ALL the time whenever someone says something lol Report Final score: 4points turtledove POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago its a shame that "no s**t sherlock" didn't make it into a marvel movie, considering both sherlocks and watsons were there 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again. Report Final score: 4points Moo Moo Futch POST #28 Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels. JMJ for short. Report Final score: 4points Amber Smith POST #29 If I stub my toe or hurt myself in anyway at all it’s normally, son of a biscuit when my kids are around. Son of a bitch when I’m by myself, or the f word. I say the f word a lot. I really, really try not to cuss. It just comes out. Report Final score: 4points Lolliegag POST #30 "For f**k's sake Phelix stop taking my pictures!!" Report Final score: 3points SilverRain POST #31 I've been saying:
"I need oreos!"
"YEET!"
"I'm hungry." Report Final score: 3points Non-Bananary hooman POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Have you seen the Pokemon Oreos yet???? 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #32 Me:shut the frick up
My sister:STUD Report Final score: 3points Purplesloth4586 POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Your sister calling you a stud is mighty creepy. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 I have a stim where I repeat “I am not a vet” for like half an hour Idk why I have nothing to do with vets or want to be one its just so random Report Final score: 3points GaeFrog POST #34 Bugger nuts? It just slides of your tongue Report Final score: 3points Keiley Ball POST TryppTrapp TryppTrapp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Especially in a Scottish accent, 2 2points reply #35 Ruuuude
For some reason, it's the only comeback I can think of now... Report Final score: 3points Akylah McKenzie POST littlesaresare littlesaresare Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I often say that when something inconvenient but totally reasonable happens. eg. "I got a power bill. Rude." 1 1point reply #36 Jeez louise Report Final score: 3points Danse Macabre Cat POST #37 Well h3ll Report Final score: 3points Terilee Bruyere POST #38 "Just like a mighty herd of Turtles" My grandfather used to say it all the time. IDK why. Report Final score: 3points Icedragocat POST #39 Not Trump again! Report Final score: 2points Monty Glue POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Trump is just Hitler in a Woodrow Wilson costume. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #40 "Couldn't care less."
To everything. specifically whenever my little brother starts talking Report Final score: 2points malenchki POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Don't be mean to your little brother. That's not nice. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #41 Off Like a dirty shirt
Off like a herd of turtles
You ready, Steady? Report Final score: 2points Carol Emory POST #42 More of an action
*insert gay flip* Report Final score: 2points OliKindaVibes POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago *insert pan finger guns* 6 6points reply View more comments #43 E Report Final score: 2points 54 POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago My Grandma used to say that 0 0points reply #44 "You have no idea what...[INSERT WHATEVER THE OTHER PERSON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT] Report Final score: 2points Steve Barnett POST Die Königin Nilpferd Die Königin Nilpferd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Same lol I say you have no idea what this is like 1 1point reply #45 Well fancy that. Report Final score: 2points WildBerry POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Another Grandma sayings 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 Tingle fingers... do you need to ask? Report Final score: 2points Douglas Turner POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I do need to ask. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #47 "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" Report Final score: 2points Ranger Kanootsen POST #48 I'm in 10th grade and I have the vocabulary of a 3rd-grade teacher. I use phrases like "smarticle-particle" quite frequently and things along that line. Report Final score: 2points Ansley Byrd POST #49 Groovy Report Final score: 2points Danse Macabre Cat POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago 60's word is it? 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #50 Sweet cheese and rice Report Final score: 2points Danse Macabre Cat POST Foodie panda Foodie panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago 2 2points reply #51 “Good heavens!” “Goodness gracious!” “Oh my goodness…” For reference, I’m 42 and have said these phrases since I was a little tyke. Report Final score: 2points Jasper’s World POST #52 I’ve been saying this is a disaster but I pronounce it dis-a-stuh instead and no clue why lmao Report Final score: 2points Lawless POST #53 My answer to anything (and everything) is “cool”
“I slept late today” “cool”
“I murdered someone” “cool” Report Final score: 2points Hungry Panda POST Francis Francis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago mood! 2 2points reply View more comments #54 An Irish "Jasus", an English "Bloody 'ell", a Hispanic "Jesús Christo", and my personal favorite, the half swears you have to do in offices, planes, public places in general, " Son of a... seabiscuit, Fu..dge" Report Final score: 2points TryppTrapp POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Why do non English everyone cut English words? 1 1point reply #55 From my time in the deep South: "If it don't come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse." Report Final score: 2points Shara Kranz POST Tuna Fish Tuna Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It'll all come out in the wash. if it don't than you aint got a dog in that fight. 0 0points reply #56 Crap on a cracker! Even got my mom saying it. Report Final score: 2points Witchling POST Francis Francis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i might steal this one :D 2 2points reply View more comments #57 SINCE UH WHEN Report Final score: 2points Callia Rose Girouard POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago *clutches left boob while laughing uncontrollably* 1 1point reply #58 “What doin?” Ever since I saw a bird on Tik-Tok, I’m constantly saying it. It’s not grammatically correct so it drives people crazy but I just can’t stop!!! Report Final score: 2points Shawna Dean POST #59 Doodle Bug. I call everyone from my cats to my boss Doodle Bug. Report Final score: 2points Scooter POST #60 Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest! Report Final score: 2points John Jun POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Ahahahahah! 0 0points reply #61 For sure, dirty.
I've been saying it for years because this guy in High School said it all the time and it just kinda stuck?
Said it to my boss the other day, thought about it for a sec, and finally looked up what it meant. Apologized shortly after. He thought it was funny. Report Final score: 2points Sanguinius POST #62 "with that said..." Report Final score: 1point jenny rebecca Mclaughlin POST #63 Blah, blah, blah… “like a fish!”
You’ll either know the film reference. Or you won’t. But everything in my world is, “like a fish”. Report Final score: 1point Mark Fuller POST #64 the amount of times i say "pog", "mate", and "man" is insane Report Final score: 1point your socially awkward cousin POST Scarlet Blackfox Scarlet Blackfox Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago can someone explain the origin of pog? 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #65 ~Yee yee bois ?~
Lately because of a classmate. Report Final score: 1point Strawberry Cow POST #66 "epic". idk why I can't stop I just constantly say epic Report Final score: 1point alex he/him POST #67 Been saying "Mother of god" lately because of this one emote named "motherofgod:, in which the emote looks cool. Report Final score: 1point Whining Walace POST #68 um... what the freak,shut up, get lost, damnit, freaking lord
and a few more... Report Final score: 1point Smita Samel POST #69 Fudge
Mother of satan
What the fudge
SCREEEEEE
DO YALL EVER GET QUIET????
BROWN MNM Report Final score: 1point Larry Face POST your socially awkward cousin your socially awkward cousin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago "BROWN M&M" POGGERS MATE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE A FELLOW WILBUR SOOT ENJOYER 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #70 For the Aussies out there - "No Worries" Report Final score: 1point Duncan POST #71 "Greetings!"
"Ayo"
"'Sup?"
"Dope"
"Wack"
"Sick"
"Sweet"
"Fack"
"What fresh hell is this?"
"What in gay hell?"
"What the curse-ed f*ck?"
"Wazzat?" (In place of 'What's that?')
"Be gay do crime"
"My dude"
"My boi"
"My man"
"I just don't vibe with it"
"This is taking eons"
"It'll take a dragon's age" (meaning it will take a long time)
"Hey you forgot your flashlight" (said aggressively when entering a room/voicecall to greet certain friends)
"Operator sickness" or "links disease" (in response to anyone coughing)
"(Insert beverage), what are you, forty?" (Usually in response to someone saying they like black coffee) Report Final score: 1point NotADemigod POST Derek Watkins Derek Watkins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I like to combine sup and ayo. Ayup, fella! 2 2points reply View more comments #72 I tend to say "kiddo" a lot as an endearing term but also "uh oh spaghetti-o" which people find weird and funny lol Report Final score: 1point Grasie MoonFlower POST #73 "I'll add it to my list"
My list of stuff to do is getting rather long :) Report Final score: 1point Phendrena POST Francis Francis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago i sometimes say that in a sarcastic way :D 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #74 Apparently it's "Zack", my 1,5y old repeats it every time I say it. I really have to stop, it's getting out of hand Report Final score: 1point LuckyL POST #75 “Oh for Pete’s sake!” Who is this Pete guy anyway? Report Final score: 1point Miranda Tittles POST WildBerry WildBerry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It's in place of saying "for God's sake" or 'for Christ's sake", which would be blasphemous and then evolved to 'for pity's sake' and then to 'for pete's sake'. 3 3points reply View more comments #76 'Like.'
It means a lot of things and can be a whole sentence depending on the intonation. I'm trying to stop using it though. Report Final score: 1point Michelle M POST #77 A masterpiece of meticulous exactitude Report Final score: 1point Nicolas Pilot POST #78 “We’re not here to f**k spiders!” Report Final score: 1point Claire Nichols POST ThoughtsAreNotFacts ThoughtsAreNotFacts Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Lmao what? Is there specific context or is this just your go to? Totally made me laugh either way! 0 0points reply #79 I am originally from Michigan and these are the things I blame it for.
"Yeah no" - I disagree or I agree but its a negative thing
"No yeah" - I agree.
The 5 tenses of "You guys" (ie. "You guys" "Yours guys" "You guyses" "Your guys" and the ever popular "Yours guyses") None of these are pronounced like one is Tony Soprano.
The Michigan "ope" - A standard issue apology, generally whispered under the breath when one gets to close to anything living or otherwise.
I personally find "no yeah" and "yeah no' to be the worst of the lot, and by far and away the most used. Report Final score: 1point Jill Pulcifer POST #80 Indubitably Report Final score: 1point Wakearound POST #81 "Let it die."
Not literally...obviously. Report Final score: 1point John Mulaney's Toupee POST #82 "Char!"
It's just an expression. Lol! Report Final score: 1point frank0ys POST littlesaresare littlesaresare Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Mander 0 0points reply #83 -variations on f*ck, mainly f*ck me (in my head)
-ehhh... is it though?
-oof
-freakin' hell
-Jesus Christ (i'm agnostic) Report Final score: 1point oddly_informed_raven POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #84 Nice Report Final score: 1point Aesthetic Potato POST #85 Any quote from a Marvel movie or the Marvel cast. Report Final score: 1point thatawkwardhistorian POST #86 Hello, Bees! Report Final score: 0points Silre POST #87 Question!
Usually preceding a question, but sometimes a statement :)
Got it from Dwight on The Office Report Final score: 0points Saucy Aussie POST #88 Omg
Oh my god
Oh my gosh
(To my parents) hello mother / father Report Final score: 0points Space Whale POST turtledove turtledove Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago yeshhs me to 1 1point reply #89 2 words:
"SWEET" and " WHACK" Report Final score: 0points Tamaya Williams-Newby POST #90 With my UK friends
"Listen here yah c***ts"
We do this every time we play together Report Final score: 0points Kristopher POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Goodness knows who your UK friends are, sounds more like Australian 1 1point reply View more comments #91 oof idk why also spawn and /sarcastically/ of course Report Final score: 0points ℚ???????????? POST #92 *observes something agreeable and/or callipygian*
That's pretty Art Deco. Report Final score: 0points Bacony Cakes POST #93 "It's okay"
or
"It's going to be okay" Report Final score: 0points Willow POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #94 “Garbage people” are just “trash” Report Final score: 0points Phil Perkins POST #95 'Oh Misery!'
But i'm dutch, so then it's; 'oh ellende!' and it just fits in so, so many ways. Report Final score: 0points Cynner POST #96 Fair point.my sister and I live on a road,it’s called Fairview,she hates me so when I say Fair Point she says “you mean Fairview” Report Final score: 0points Kai Scadden POST #97 when someone asks me for a favor i ALWAYS say "depends on the favor" my bf hates it xD
i also make an awful lot of "your momma" jokes
"MOOD"
and i recently started to use "jeeezus" a lot.. i don't know why :D Report Final score: 0points Francis POST #98 Shut the f**k up stop spamming you son of a bitch. Report Final score: 0points Die POST #99 Holy D*ck, Swaggalicious, and what the Sh*t. Report Final score: 0points MustardLemon POST #100 awesome sauce and dammit cheese and crackers!!! Report Final score: 0points Mahagony74 Red POST #101 Bugger it all
Oh, f*ck me in the ar*e
Whatever Report Final score: 0points Scarlett POST #102 "What the actual falafel is this" Report Final score: 0points Pumpkin Spice POST #103 "100 percent". Not sure where I picked it up but currently trying to shake it. Report Final score: 0points Sam Yobado POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #104 Calm yourself! Report Final score: 0points Ashley Nell POST #105 You need edumacated? Report Final score: 0points Ashley Nell POST #106 That makes sense. Report Final score: 0points Kimberly Sandquist POST #107 You better check yourself. Report Final score: 0points BlueHunter POST Tuna Fish Tuna Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I like "treat yo self" 0 0points reply #108 No s**t Peter Parker your spider senses are or king! Report Final score: 0points Unstablefrog POST Izzy the mushroom (Submission author) Izzy the mushroom Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It’s supposed to say working sorry typo 0 0points reply #109 "Sana all."
Filipino slang used when we're jealous of other people's good luck. Report Final score: 0points Lindsay Joyce Macabantad POST #110 IT IS WHAT IT IS Report Final score: 0points mamadeflorencia POST #111 snowflake Report Final score: 0points BleeBloo POST #112 i saw this in a movie awhiel ago and ever since then my favorite insult has been "Camel C*ck" Report Final score: 0points plush n puppet shenanigans POST #113 "Cool beans" I picked it up from a Tumblr post about slang used in past decades, started using it ironically, and now I say it way too much. Report Final score: 0points Bryn POST Tuna Fish Tuna Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I say it all the time. Now ya'll got me wondering what the f&^% it means. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #114 I have a few
- "Oh for crying out loud."
- "Oh for God's sake"
- "Dang"
- "Seriously?" Report Final score: 0points rose_colored_husky717 POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I use all them except Dang 0 0points reply #115 I’ll be the judge of that. Report Final score: 0points Chewie Baron POST #116 My hands are wet because I just washed them. No other reason. (points if you get the reference) Report Final score: 0points Ansley Byrd POST #117 Ever since Brooklyne99 I keep saying "Noice and toit!" Report Final score: 0points Michal Lev POST #118 I’ll just say “Barnacles” as another word for crap, etc. Report Final score: 0points Grace DeGroot POST #119 So at some point in time I started saying "So" at the beginning of a comment. I'm aware of it and it drives me nuts. No reason for it at all. So, I am working on it. F*ck! (also I am saying that a lot more) Report Final score: 0points Irish Lad POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago So sorry to hear this -2 -2points reply #120 FFS and Cool bananas Report Final score: 0points Rens POST #121 Fudge.
Put that down and eat your dinner
More recently “Why don’t you watch a different episode of Hey Duggie, one you haven’t seen before.“ Report Final score: 0points James016 POST #122 F*cking hell!!! When I drop something, or make a mistake, or find the science too loud. Yea. Report Final score: 0points yelsnia_forever POST #123 'Skoden'. (Let's go, then,)
Thanks, Reservation Dogs. Report Final score: 0points chas ames POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #124 KRIKEY! Report Final score: 0points Thorfin Wolfsbane POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Long time since I heard that word 0 0points reply #125 "Are they trying to kill us all?" I used to just yell it at the TV but I caught myself muttering it under my breath when I saw how much they wanted for a lamp I was looking at. Report Final score: 0points Two_rolling_black_eyes POST #126 "crimony antlers" spoken by my friend's very conservative mother on verge of aneurism Report Final score: 0points Susan Brown POST Susan Brown (Submission author) Susan Brown Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Not an actual aneurism: that was her version of the worst curse possible...this was over 25yrs ago: I use it to this day. 1 1point reply #127 gotcha...even if I don't "gotcha", I still say gotcha Report Final score: 0points ch.ase.me POST #128 " Jesus Christ, Superstar, Mary Chain and All Saints!" as an expression of surprise Report Final score: 0points Hugo Falcão POST Amber Smith Amber Smith Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That is similar to mine. I say, "Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels". Don't ask. Ha 1 1point reply #129 "...so, be it". Used for many years and being known for using this phrase Report Final score: 0points Captain Newt POST #130 sorry Report Final score: 0points Pamela Noon POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I used to say that far too often, I learnt better though 1 1point reply #131 Exclaimation
Sweet and sour baby Jesus. Report Final score: 0points Wayne Noffsinger POST #132 I have said gosh darn your life, mother funyuns, and weirdchamp wayyy to much recently Report Final score: 0points Space Whale Warrior POST #133 AINT I THE CATS PAJAMAS?!? Report Final score: 0points the walrus POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #134 “No sh*t Sherlock!” and “Okie-Dokie Captain Obvious.” Report Final score: 0points a_smol_berry POST #135 Y'all
Just- it slid into my vocabulary at school one day and bam. Report Final score: 0points Emo Sloth POST #136 potatoes i don't know i just can't stop saying it.... Report Final score: 0points Uvavuva Buba POST #137 You’re killing me, Smalls. Report Final score: 0points Matt Storm POST #138 “It is what it is.” My co-workers always nod and agree, because it’s easier to say than flipping s**t. We work in a restaurant. Better to have that attitude than going ballistic, imho. Report Final score: 0points TheCatasaurusMeowMom POST #139 “That’s Showbiz!” I work as a background actor and I never know when I’m gonna work till the night before. Usually work 12-16 hour days starting real early. Whenever I’m on my way to the studio at like 4 am and I’m messaging my friends out of boredom and they reply I’m just; “That’s Showbiz, baby!” Report Final score: 0points Ben Moss POST #140 Couldn't be happier if I was twins. Report Final score: 0points Lucinda Speer POST #141 sacré bleu, picked it up from beauty and the beast. Report Final score: 0points Michael Reed POST #142 At the end of the day…. Report Final score: 0points marjory white POST #143 At the end of the day… Report Final score: 0points marjory white POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #144 Christ on a stick! Report Final score: 0points Marsha James POST #145 Not my phrase but a phrase my GF says way too often, and it gets under my skin. At the end of so many sentences she'll say "you know what I mean?"
We should go and walk the dog now so we can go and watch a movie later whilst she's chill... you know what I mean? Report Final score: 0points Aidan Caig POST #146 "like" has finally left this building. Listen to how often even a news report will repeat it. Report Final score: 0points Raylene POST Raylene (Submission author) Raylene Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Would love to know HOW to edit a comment *shrug* 0 0points reply View more comments #147 Oh Sh*t! And "christopher columbus"
My daily words Report Final score: 0points Angel of India POST #148 ghetto-tastic. one day i tried to say fantasticly ghetto and out it popped. Report Final score: 0points Shishal Asaurus POST #149 my other fave - son of a biscuit eater Report Final score: 0points Shishal Asaurus POST #150 never gonna give you up Report Final score: 0points Just your avergae anime artist POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Never gonna let you down 1 1point reply #151 calm your knickers.....to the wife. Report Final score: -1point Fraser Kelly POST Robyn Robyn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago U r scottish.... ME " 1 1point reply #152 I sometimes just go "s**t" Report Final score: -1point Falcon on Dizzy POST #153 Though.
At this point I don't even know what it means anymore. Report Final score: -1point Lisa POST #154 You need edumacated? Report Final score: -1point Ashley Nell POST #155 I'm tired *sigh
cause I am. I am always tired. *sigh Report Final score: -1point Shelby P POST #156 No worries.
That’s what she said! Report Final score: -1point David Harris POST #157 "Bite Me!"
You'd think I learn not to say it after a friend bit me...LOL Nope still say it...LOL Report Final score: -1point Heather Mack-Scott POST #158 I have said “yabba dabba doo” for most of my adult life. Not in a happy excited way, but kind of deadpan. Like if I just finished washing dishes, and Love of my Life puts a coffee cup and spoon in the sink while I’m still standing there drying my hands. Yabba dabba doo. Report Final score: -1point Deanna Crichley POST #159 i’m about to hit, spit, spackle the f*** out of somebody. as well as “ah yes, bisois man” and “just killed a woman feeling good”
props if you can tell what this is from Report Final score: -1point XLucy1217 POST #160 YEAH BABY! I say it out of impulse when excited. Report Final score: -1point Vector POST #161 right now?
"I can be brown, I can be blue, I can be violet sky. I can be hurfull, I can be purple, I can be anything you want..."
suffer with me now Report Final score: -1point Lenka Smetanová POST #162 Any sarcastic reply or something that has dumbass Report Final score: -2points Unstablefrog POST #163 "How can anybody still support that senile creepy old pedophile Joe Biden?"
I say it often Report Final score: -3points Tres D POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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