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Community member Publish Not your original work? Add source Share a story of a time in kindergarten. This post may include affiliate links. #1 I faintly remember having a debate with some other kids at my table during snack time over what the worst "bad word" was.
We agreed that "sexy" was the worst.
We were so innocent back then... Report Final score: 7points rose_colored_husky717 POST CalicoKitty CalicoKitty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I remember a group of kids having an argument in the first grade because none if them actually knew what sexy meant and one of the girls had decided she wanted to marry, I quote, "Sexy Cinderella". Last I remember they were fighting over whether sexy meant "Cool" or "Naked". Gotta love childhood. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 I was in the same kindergarten class as my wife but we didn’t actually meet till the eighth grade been together every since 22 years Report Final score: 6points Kaleb POST VesselTrenchBlurryface VesselTrenchBlurryface Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago wow! 0 0points reply #3 I have been a Kindergarten teacher for 15 years. No two days are alike. A few years ago I had a student come to class and wanted to show her friends her new chapstick. Just as she was about to put it on I read the label. It was not chapstick. It was Monistat. When I asked her where she got it from she said her mom’s bathroom. Needless to say, I did not let her put it on, and called mom so she could come pick it up. Report Final score: 3points Maryanna Baldridge POST #4 Not sure if this is funny/lazy/etc. but one time I faked sleeping during nap time so I wouldn't have to do stuff. Report Final score: 2points No POST Deutschland Mädchen Deutschland Mädchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Same! Though I just did it because I wasn't tired enough to sleep for real... we had this thing where the "best napper" got to be the 'wake-up fairy' and wake everyone else up and we all wanted that job so badly. Smart move by the Kindergarten teacher. 1 1point reply #5 I got out of line to get milk and cookies at snack time to kiss Gary Robinson and then had to stay back 10 minutes with the other naughty kids. My first kiss. I’ve always wondered where he moved to. Report Final score: 2points Hotomato POST #6 I made the school ban nap times for faking during them. Report Final score: 2points Vector POST #7 There was this long table and it was full of sand. One kid stuffed another’s mouth full with sand and then stood on the table screaming “I sand king” Report Final score: 2points Unknownperson POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This one made me laugh 1 1point reply #8 I'll go in a different direction here...
My kindergarten 'graduation' certificate is displayed on my office wall. Along with my BS, MS, and Doctorate degrees.
Stay humble... Report Final score: 2points Benjamin Thor Collier V POST #9 In kindergarten, I had a crush on this kid. He liked me back. We dated for a month and then he proposed. I said yes. We spent the whole school year planning the wedding and me and my friend even tried tried dig to China for the honeymoon. We never did get married... Report Final score: 2points Wanda Maximoff POST #10 We were all on a play set. It was recess and they had just mowed the football field but everyone in my kindergarden class thought that all of the lawn clippings were dinosaur bones. Good times. Report Final score: 0points Scout POST #11 Not funny then, but definitely funny now: My mom was late picking me up one day and I was absolutely convinced she had abandoned me. I felt abandoned and it was the worst feeling, which for some reason I still remember to this day! Report Final score: 0points Mina POST #12 The only kindergarten story I actually remember was how jealous I was of my little brother. He was like 2 and I was doing school, and I got mad because he got to play and I didn't. I ask my mom why, and she said that playing was his "schoolwork" Report Final score: 0points Justy POST #13 Not kinder garden but in first grade, we were all getting in line to go to reses and my best friend shouted "hay baby I saved you a spot!" let's just say she didn't get the get her "one love"(or any, she had a new crush each year)...still tease her about it today! Report Final score: 0points Aura the rain/seawing hybrid POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #14 A little brick wall at the end of our street with the name of our development was tall enough for me to hide behind. When I didn’t want to go to school, I hid there, and the bus would just drive on by. I’d go home and tell my mom, “they drove right past me again”!! This worked a few times, and she she didn’t have a car to take me to school. Then the bus driver would stop and yell at me to come out from behind the wall. Embarrassing to get caught. Report Final score: 0points McSydney POST #15 I once shoved a boy into a cupboard and sat in front of it so he couldn't open the doors to get out - only because he annoyed me Report Final score: 0points wifeofweasley POST Betta Fish Betta Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago I one time did that! ? 0 0points reply #16 In kindergarten I bit a kid on the shoulder, really hard. I think it was justified however, because he was being a jerk. (He’s not a jerk anymore and all is forgiven). And then when he started crying and told on me, I gave this excuse to the teacher:
“it’s my brother’s fault, he’s terrible to me at home and it uses up all my kindness to deal with him.”
My brother was 2 at the time, and was just super annoying. But I got away with it.
This and a few other incidents led to the rumor that I was a vampire, and I supported it because I enjoyed the fact that people were afraid of me. I even considered the other kids my prey. Kindergarten was fun. Report Final score: 0points Universal Toaster Goddess POST Betta Fish Betta Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago Sounds like it haha 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #17 I don't remember any of my time in kindergarten but I do have a few fun ones about my daughter's time (which was last year). This first one wasn't funny at the time but we can smile about it now: my daughter is hypermobile and has rather weak muscles in her legs/hips/back. At the time she did not have extra bracing on the outside her shoes but did have ortho insoles. Her first two weeks of school she came home every single day with bandaids and bruises from her ankles rolling over and her going splat. I felt awful for her teacher, image always wondering when your pupil with suddenly crash. Luckily she did the same thing while seeing her ortho doc and he adjusted her shoes to help her out. Second one: She got on really well with the TA in her class. She always mispronounce said TAs name and it stuck. Even the other teachers now call poor Ms Blumly "Ms Crumly" Report Final score: -1point Terilee Bruyere POST #18 My son went to the high school for Winter Wonderland. He convinced the teachers, the volunteer parents, and the high school kids he didn’t have any presents for Christmas and no food at home to eat. The high school kids went to Walmart after school and bought him a lot of toys for Christmas morning. The school counselor and principal called because they were worried about him. We had the school give the presents to a family that really needed them. In reality, he had so many toys, he couldn’t even think of anything he wanted for Christmas. He has never been truly hungry and was never without toys.
He is now 14 and I have a dozen stories just like that. The principal still laughs about it when we see her. I never want to squash his imagination. Report Final score: -1point Cyndi Wrenn POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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426views NoCommunity member Publish Not your original work? Add source Share a story of a time in kindergarten. This post may include affiliate links. #1 I faintly remember having a debate with some other kids at my table during snack time over what the worst "bad word" was.
We agreed that "sexy" was the worst.
We were so innocent back then... Report Final score: 7points rose_colored_husky717 POST CalicoKitty CalicoKitty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I remember a group of kids having an argument in the first grade because none if them actually knew what sexy meant and one of the girls had decided she wanted to marry, I quote, "Sexy Cinderella". Last I remember they were fighting over whether sexy meant "Cool" or "Naked". Gotta love childhood. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 I was in the same kindergarten class as my wife but we didn’t actually meet till the eighth grade been together every since 22 years Report Final score: 6points Kaleb POST VesselTrenchBlurryface VesselTrenchBlurryface Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago wow! 0 0points reply #3 I have been a Kindergarten teacher for 15 years. No two days are alike. A few years ago I had a student come to class and wanted to show her friends her new chapstick. Just as she was about to put it on I read the label. It was not chapstick. It was Monistat. When I asked her where she got it from she said her mom’s bathroom. Needless to say, I did not let her put it on, and called mom so she could come pick it up. Report Final score: 3points Maryanna Baldridge POST #4 Not sure if this is funny/lazy/etc. but one time I faked sleeping during nap time so I wouldn't have to do stuff. Report Final score: 2points No POST Deutschland Mädchen Deutschland Mädchen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Same! Though I just did it because I wasn't tired enough to sleep for real... we had this thing where the "best napper" got to be the 'wake-up fairy' and wake everyone else up and we all wanted that job so badly. Smart move by the Kindergarten teacher. 1 1point reply #5 I got out of line to get milk and cookies at snack time to kiss Gary Robinson and then had to stay back 10 minutes with the other naughty kids. My first kiss. I’ve always wondered where he moved to. Report Final score: 2points Hotomato POST #6 I made the school ban nap times for faking during them. Report Final score: 2points Vector POST #7 There was this long table and it was full of sand. One kid stuffed another’s mouth full with sand and then stood on the table screaming “I sand king” Report Final score: 2points Unknownperson POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This one made me laugh 1 1point reply #8 I'll go in a different direction here...
My kindergarten 'graduation' certificate is displayed on my office wall. Along with my BS, MS, and Doctorate degrees.
Stay humble... Report Final score: 2points Benjamin Thor Collier V POST #9 In kindergarten, I had a crush on this kid. He liked me back. We dated for a month and then he proposed. I said yes. We spent the whole school year planning the wedding and me and my friend even tried tried dig to China for the honeymoon. We never did get married... Report Final score: 2points Wanda Maximoff POST #10 We were all on a play set. It was recess and they had just mowed the football field but everyone in my kindergarden class thought that all of the lawn clippings were dinosaur bones. Good times. Report Final score: 0points Scout POST #11 Not funny then, but definitely funny now: My mom was late picking me up one day and I was absolutely convinced she had abandoned me. I felt abandoned and it was the worst feeling, which for some reason I still remember to this day! Report Final score: 0points Mina POST #12 The only kindergarten story I actually remember was how jealous I was of my little brother. He was like 2 and I was doing school, and I got mad because he got to play and I didn't. I ask my mom why, and she said that playing was his "schoolwork" Report Final score: 0points Justy POST #13 Not kinder garden but in first grade, we were all getting in line to go to reses and my best friend shouted "hay baby I saved you a spot!" let's just say she didn't get the get her "one love"(or any, she had a new crush each year)...still tease her about it today! Report Final score: 0points Aura the rain/seawing hybrid POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #14 A little brick wall at the end of our street with the name of our development was tall enough for me to hide behind. When I didn’t want to go to school, I hid there, and the bus would just drive on by. I’d go home and tell my mom, “they drove right past me again”!! This worked a few times, and she she didn’t have a car to take me to school. Then the bus driver would stop and yell at me to come out from behind the wall. Embarrassing to get caught. Report Final score: 0points McSydney POST #15 I once shoved a boy into a cupboard and sat in front of it so he couldn't open the doors to get out - only because he annoyed me Report Final score: 0points wifeofweasley POST Betta Fish Betta Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago I one time did that! ? 0 0points reply #16 In kindergarten I bit a kid on the shoulder, really hard. I think it was justified however, because he was being a jerk. (He’s not a jerk anymore and all is forgiven). And then when he started crying and told on me, I gave this excuse to the teacher:
“it’s my brother’s fault, he’s terrible to me at home and it uses up all my kindness to deal with him.”
My brother was 2 at the time, and was just super annoying. But I got away with it.
This and a few other incidents led to the rumor that I was a vampire, and I supported it because I enjoyed the fact that people were afraid of me. I even considered the other kids my prey. Kindergarten was fun. Report Final score: 0points Universal Toaster Goddess POST Betta Fish Betta Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago Sounds like it haha 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #17 I don't remember any of my time in kindergarten but I do have a few fun ones about my daughter's time (which was last year). This first one wasn't funny at the time but we can smile about it now: my daughter is hypermobile and has rather weak muscles in her legs/hips/back. At the time she did not have extra bracing on the outside her shoes but did have ortho insoles. Her first two weeks of school she came home every single day with bandaids and bruises from her ankles rolling over and her going splat. I felt awful for her teacher, image always wondering when your pupil with suddenly crash. Luckily she did the same thing while seeing her ortho doc and he adjusted her shoes to help her out. Second one: She got on really well with the TA in her class. She always mispronounce said TAs name and it stuck. Even the other teachers now call poor Ms Blumly "Ms Crumly" Report Final score: -1point Terilee Bruyere POST #18 My son went to the high school for Winter Wonderland. He convinced the teachers, the volunteer parents, and the high school kids he didn’t have any presents for Christmas and no food at home to eat. The high school kids went to Walmart after school and bought him a lot of toys for Christmas morning. The school counselor and principal called because they were worried about him. We had the school give the presents to a family that really needed them. In reality, he had so many toys, he couldn’t even think of anything he wanted for Christmas. He has never been truly hungry and was never without toys.
He is now 14 and I have a dozen stories just like that. The principal still laughs about it when we see her. I never want to squash his imagination. Report Final score: -1point Cyndi Wrenn POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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POST bonnyatlast bonnyatlast Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I had a kinder boy walk in my classroom and drop his pants to the ground. He wanted to show me his new Batman underwear! He had a new teacher and she about flipped! She was telling him "We do not do that in class!!!" I was in hysterics I was laughing so hard! 0 0points reply POST bonnyatlast bonnyatlast Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I had a kinder boy walk in my classroom and drop his pants to the ground. He wanted to show me his new Batman underwear! He had a new teacher and she about flipped! She was telling him "We do not do that in class!!!" I was in hysterics I was laughing so hard! 0 0points reply Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. 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