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Community member Publish Not your original work? Add source Share you best/favorite dark humor jokes here! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo Report Final score: 73points Elyce POST Newsies forever!! Newsies forever!! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I've heard this one before. Sad but true 7 7points reply View more comments #2 Dark humor is like clean water.
Not everyone gets it. Report Final score: 73points 404 Panda Not Found POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Good one. 11 11points reply View more comments #3 You know what never gets old?
Dark humor and unvaccinated children! Report Final score: 64points Tres D POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This is very dark. 11 11points reply View more comments #4 My friend told me this one.
"The other night I was in the hospital. I went and unplugged all those beeping machines because I thought they were keeping everyone awake. They seemed to sleep a lot better after that." Report Final score: 63points rose_colored_husky717 POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That'll do it 10 10points reply View more comments #5 My grief counselor died. He was so good I didnt even care. Report Final score: 60points Cheese and rice, Moony! POST glowworm2 glowworm2 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I like this one! 4 4points reply View more comments #6 When you kill 5 zombies and a vampire with a stake, and you start to wonder why they were carrying candy... Report Final score: 57points Hazmat POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I'm STILL wondering. 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #7 my therapist says time heals all wounds. I stabbed him and now, we wait. Report Final score: 55points LeProudDork POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That seems like a logical response to that phrase 11 11points reply View more comments #8 So, the other day my mom was chopping onions and it made me tear up.
Onions was a good dog. Report Final score: 54points Jade POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) R.I.P. Onions 11 11points reply View more comments #9 I bought my blind friend a cheese grater.A week later he told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read. Report Final score: 43points Phantom682 POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago OMG that is dark black hahaha 8 8points reply View more comments #10 What do you call a summer program for kids with ADHD?
A concentration camp. Report Final score: 41points RandomBeing POST Dizzy Falcon Dizzy Falcon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago True, been there 8 8points reply View more comments #11 My doctor only gave me a week to live, so I killed her, and then the judge gave me life. Report Final score: 40points thatawkwardhistorian POST HooowlAtTheMoon HooowlAtTheMoon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Modern problems require modern solutions 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 My friends and I were playing a game. I lost,got up,and called for a rematch and everybody started screaming. We were playing Russian Roulette. Report Final score: 40points Phantom682 POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I would scream too. 4 4points reply View more comments #13 How would you feel if someone removed your left eye, left ear, left arm, and left leg?
Alright. Report Final score: 37points Titas Burinskas POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It's punny! 9 9points reply View more comments #14 If you're born deaf, what language do you think in? Report Final score: 36points Scagsy POST Andrea Pereira Andrea Pereira Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Now that's an interesting question. 29 29points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Child:what's dark humor mom?
Mom:Hey son you see that man over there with no hands? Tell him to clap
Child:But mom I'm blind Report Final score: 36points Phantom682 POST BananaJo BananaJo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 12 months ago exactly 2 2points reply View more comments #16 Dave and Alan went hunting in Montana for the first when Dave becomes unwell and collapses to the ground. Alan, very unexperienced, calls 911 and tells the operator his friend is on the ground and might have died.
The operator tries to calm him down first and then proceeds to say...Now first thing...we need to be sure he's dead, ok?
Alan, a little startled goes a little closer and a shot is heard.
He comes back on the phone and says, OK, and now what?
Report Final score: 33points Pascale Pierloot POST ChocoAsparaguso ChocoAsparaguso Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago 7 7points reply View more comments #17 I called suicide hotline in Iran. They were really excited and asked if I can drive a truck. Report Final score: 32points SealOfDisapproval POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago No, Wil, no joke about knowing how to fly a plane... 5 5points reply View more comments #18 I saw a little girl and her mother having an argument the other day. "You've gotta stop having temper tantrums and hurting people every time someone asks you to do something you don't wanna do!" That was one smart kid, real shame her mom wasn't listening. Report Final score: 29points Sky Render POST Kai Scadden Kai Scadden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Hmmm 3 3points reply View more comments #19 Why did Suzzie fall off the swing?
Suzzie had no arms...
knock, knock
who's there?
not suzzie Report Final score: 26points David Scholl POST Loraine D.G. MacGinness Loraine D.G. MacGinness Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Bit near the Knuckle !! 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 Give a man a match, keep him warm for a day, lite a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life! Report Final score: 24points AwkwardDinosuar3000 POST Foodie panda Foodie panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago By Terry Prachett 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 100 dead bodies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. Report Final score: 23points 2763MilesAway POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago eeeeew 3 3points reply View more comments #22 I want to get depressed grass for my yard so it’ll cut itself. Report Final score: 23points DragonWhisperer15 POST Improperplays Improperplays Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago My favorite one so far 5 5points reply View more comments #23 Why is dark spelt with a K not a C?
Cause you can’t C in the dark. Report Final score: 21points Hazmat POST Troux Troux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago Oooh that was dark. 15 15points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #24 What do elephants use as tampons?
sheep Report Final score: 20points Madeline C POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Oh my my 9 9points reply View more comments #25 What does my will to live and a unicorn have in common?
Neither of them exsist Report Final score: 19points Pansexual fnaf weeb POST Sheepeggs Sheepeggs Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Hang in there Pansexual FNAF weeb 3 3points reply View more comments #26 I heard they found Jimmy Hoffa when they conducted Jeffrey Dahmer’s autopsy Report Final score: 17points Hotomato POST Loraine D.G. MacGinness Loraine D.G. MacGinness Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Lost on me / 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
Hot wheels ! Report Final score: 14points Space Whale POST Fred Fred Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago No I call it gran -1 -1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 *WARNING* MAY BE TOO DARK
What do you call a Jewish Pokemon player
Ash. Report Final score: 12points Outlawzen POST Donna Martin Donna Martin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Why is it taboo to laugh at this kind of joke about Jewish people but ok to laugh at jokes about an Iranian suicide bomber (#24 above)? I find this funnier than #24! 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 A local policeman came to school to deliver a lecture on drugs.
Couldn’t understand a word the meth addled cop said! Report Final score: 6points Jon Jobling POST Fred Fred Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view. Hi Danny -4 -4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 "I see."
"Said the blind man, but he didn't." Report Final score: 4points Pumpkin Spice POST Nicole Trombly Nicole Trombly Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I see said the blind man to the deaf sailor 3 3points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #31 A guy with crutches was saying "I stand for equality". So I took his crutches, since he had them while I didn't. Now he can't even stand straight. Report Final score: 4points RandomX123 POST Bear Hall Bear Hall Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago "Dad, why is Mom running in zig-zag?" "Never mind, just give that magazine." 5 5points reply #32 What are 2 things that never get old?
Dark humor and unvaccinated children.! Report Final score: 4points Tres D POST Akylah McKenzie Akylah McKenzie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Double Post 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 When do you know when your kid sister is starting her period? Your dad's c**k tastes funny. Report Final score: 2points Steve Barnett POST Steve Barnett (Submission author) Steve Barnett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Too dark? I only submitted it because it was the darkest joke I've ever heard. I thought that was the point. Please don't shoot the messenger. 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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Hey Pandas Share Your Best Dark Humor Joke Closed
7Kviews ElyceCommunity member Publish Not your original work? Add source Share you best/favorite dark humor jokes here! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo Report Final score: 73points Elyce POST Newsies forever!! Newsies forever!! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I've heard this one before. Sad but true 7 7points reply View more comments #2 Dark humor is like clean water.
Not everyone gets it. Report Final score: 73points 404 Panda Not Found POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Good one. 11 11points reply View more comments #3 You know what never gets old?
Dark humor and unvaccinated children! Report Final score: 64points Tres D POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This is very dark. 11 11points reply View more comments #4 My friend told me this one.
"The other night I was in the hospital. I went and unplugged all those beeping machines because I thought they were keeping everyone awake. They seemed to sleep a lot better after that." Report Final score: 63points rose_colored_husky717 POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That'll do it 10 10points reply View more comments #5 My grief counselor died. He was so good I didnt even care. Report Final score: 60points Cheese and rice, Moony! POST glowworm2 glowworm2 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I like this one! 4 4points reply View more comments #6 When you kill 5 zombies and a vampire with a stake, and you start to wonder why they were carrying candy... Report Final score: 57points Hazmat POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I'm STILL wondering. 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #7 my therapist says time heals all wounds. I stabbed him and now, we wait. Report Final score: 55points LeProudDork POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That seems like a logical response to that phrase 11 11points reply View more comments #8 So, the other day my mom was chopping onions and it made me tear up.
Onions was a good dog. Report Final score: 54points Jade POST Night Owl Night Owl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago (edited) R.I.P. Onions 11 11points reply View more comments #9 I bought my blind friend a cheese grater.A week later he told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read. Report Final score: 43points Phantom682 POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago OMG that is dark black hahaha 8 8points reply View more comments #10 What do you call a summer program for kids with ADHD?
A concentration camp. Report Final score: 41points RandomBeing POST Dizzy Falcon Dizzy Falcon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago True, been there 8 8points reply View more comments #11 My doctor only gave me a week to live, so I killed her, and then the judge gave me life. Report Final score: 40points thatawkwardhistorian POST HooowlAtTheMoon HooowlAtTheMoon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Modern problems require modern solutions 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 My friends and I were playing a game. I lost,got up,and called for a rematch and everybody started screaming. We were playing Russian Roulette. Report Final score: 40points Phantom682 POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I would scream too. 4 4points reply View more comments #13 How would you feel if someone removed your left eye, left ear, left arm, and left leg?
Alright. Report Final score: 37points Titas Burinskas POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It's punny! 9 9points reply View more comments #14 If you're born deaf, what language do you think in? Report Final score: 36points Scagsy POST Andrea Pereira Andrea Pereira Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Now that's an interesting question. 29 29points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Child:what's dark humor mom?
Mom:Hey son you see that man over there with no hands? Tell him to clap
Child:But mom I'm blind Report Final score: 36points Phantom682 POST BananaJo BananaJo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 12 months ago exactly 2 2points reply View more comments #16 Dave and Alan went hunting in Montana for the first when Dave becomes unwell and collapses to the ground. Alan, very unexperienced, calls 911 and tells the operator his friend is on the ground and might have died.
The operator tries to calm him down first and then proceeds to say...Now first thing...we need to be sure he's dead, ok?
Alan, a little startled goes a little closer and a shot is heard.
He comes back on the phone and says, OK, and now what?
Report Final score: 33points Pascale Pierloot POST ChocoAsparaguso ChocoAsparaguso Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago 7 7points reply View more comments #17 I called suicide hotline in Iran. They were really excited and asked if I can drive a truck. Report Final score: 32points SealOfDisapproval POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 year ago No, Wil, no joke about knowing how to fly a plane... 5 5points reply View more comments #18 I saw a little girl and her mother having an argument the other day. "You've gotta stop having temper tantrums and hurting people every time someone asks you to do something you don't wanna do!" That was one smart kid, real shame her mom wasn't listening. Report Final score: 29points Sky Render POST Kai Scadden Kai Scadden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Hmmm 3 3points reply View more comments #19 Why did Suzzie fall off the swing?
Suzzie had no arms...
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