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Publish Not your original work? Add source Professional comedy writer, father of four girls, and one of the most famous dads on the internet today-meet James Breakwell, the founder of the legendary Exploding Unicorn family humor project on Twitter. From keeping his family happy to managing a brand that's keeping the world's parents giggling during those rare moments of solitude, James is a great embodiment of what the best dads are known for: balancing work and life, giving everyone the full attention they deserve, all the while keeping the internet laughing until it hurts. We've collected some of James' funniest and most interesting recent tweets that paint a wholesome word picture about the heartwarming chaos in his home. Scroll down, check out what it's really like raising four daughters, and don't forget to upvote the tweets that you liked the most. I reached out to James and he was kind enough to answer a few of my questions. We spoke about why his tweets resonate with so many people, the secrets hiding behind his success, and the future of Exploding Unicorn. Scroll down for Bored Panda's full interview with him, Pandas. And just in case you still haven't had your fun parenting fix yet, you really ought to take a peek at Bored Panda's previous features of James' tweets here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. Enjoy! More info: Twitter Facebook Instagram YouTube ExplodingUnicorn.com Books This post may include affiliate links. #1 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 370points POST jammer jammer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This is actually how some companies do it. 59 59points reply View more comments In James' view, the success of Exploding Unicorn rests on how relatable his tweets are for many social media users. We're far more alike in our life experiences than some of us realize. "Everybody's kids are weird. No matter what strange, hilarious thing your kid did, somebody else's kid probably did something just like it," he told Bored Panda in an email interview. "That's why so many people relate to my tweets. They're living the same experience every day, if not with their own kids, then through some other kids they know or maybe even through memories of their own childhoods." One of James' superpowers is his unrelenting optimism. He believes that laughter and having a positive outlook on life can really turn things around for the better. "There's a fine line between complaining about parenting and celebrating the struggle," he said. "Even in the most frustrating moments, I try to put a positive spin on it. Laughing is better than having a nervous breakdown." And we completely agree with him there. #2 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 368points POST rspanther rspanther Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That is a very serious burn you have there. 129 129points reply View More Replies... View more comments What's more, James gave Bored Panda an exclusive sneak peek into what the near future holds for the Exploding Unicorn brand. Right now, he's focusing on his weekly newsletter that's full to the brim with hilarity. "My big push right now is for my weekly newsletter, where I tell funny stories that can't be summed up in 280 characters. Highlights there include the time I surprised my brother at his wedding reception with a seven-foot-tall taxidermy bear dressed in a tuxedo and the time my neighbors called the police on my pet pigs," he revealed what the newsletter's all about. "You can sign up to get that free newsletter every Sunday night here." That's not all, though. James plans to continue writing books, and as someone who's dabbled in that a bit, I'm all for it. "I have three comedy parenting guides out and one guided journal for children. A few months ago, I released How To Be A Man (Whatever That Means): Lessons In Modern Masculinity From a Questionable Source. That one focuses more on funny stories from my life before kids. In January, I have my first fiction book coming out called The Chosen Twelve. It has my usual humor, but also kids with swords fighting robots and killer kangaroos. Good times." #3 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 366points POST Sakib sarar Ananda Sakib sarar Ananda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That turned Dark pretty quickly! 83 83points reply View more comments James has been sharing fun and chuckle-worthy excerpts from his family life since creating his Twitter account way back in 2012. However, it was in April of 2016 that things took a turn for the dramatic. That's when his account went viral, launching his career as a social media superstar dad. Suddenly, everyone wanted to get a piece of James and to take a peek into what makes him tick. He's been featured by some of the world's best-known media sites (the number of interviews he's done is frankly staggering!) and he's no stranger to TV and radio, either. That's the sort of fame that few parents would say no to! According to his website, James was chosen as Closer Magazine's 'Blogger Dad of The Year' back in 2016. Awards for being a dad and a writer? Count us in! #4 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 358points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) I envy your independence :) 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 357points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) dedication and hard work are always the key to success !! 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 347points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I think searching for "lessons" in Disney movies is not a good idea... 104 104points reply View More Replies... View more comments Ever since the Exploding Unicorn project went viral, James has been raking in the followers. As it stands now, his Twitter account has over a million followers. Meanwhile, he also has 295k fans on Facebook and a further 148k followers on Instagram. Throw in the 20.9k subscribers that he's got on YouTube and you've got yourself a small media empire. His talents aren't just limited to the Exploding Unicorn tweets, though. He's also got a Star Wars parody account, he's setting his artistic talents loose through his three webcomics, and he's published a series of tongue-in-cheek books about parenting and more. As for the name of the project itself, the idea of the Exploding Unicorn is something that he's been mulling inside his mind for years and years, ever since he was in high school. Bored one day, he wrote a fake book of the Bible and one of the passages featured hydrogen-filled unicorns. The line "…and that's where we get the saying, 'It exploded like a unicorn'" is where the roots of the brand lie, slightly shrouded in history and mystery. #7 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 325points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago "Shsh, mommy and daddy can't hear us" is the next progression step. 64 64points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 314points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago snort-laugh* Can't argue with that! ;D 63 63points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 293points POST Aaron W Aaron W Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Me too, kid. Me too. 58 58points reply View More Replies... View more comments In an interview with Know Your Meme, James elaborated on how the tweets he posts are a way to comment about his daily life experiences and what surrounds him. Since he's a dad of four girls, it made sense to write about their conversations. "I'd been trying to make it as a comedy writer for ten years before I went viral. I felt vindicated when it finally happened. It turns out you really can fail your way to the top," James joked. #10 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 291points POST Andy Acceber Andy Acceber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Headline: Seven-Year-Old First Human to Combine Own DNA with Sharks. "I wanted more teeth for the tooth fairy," says child. 136 136points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 288points POST Amy Pattie Amy Pattie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This is a mega mood 74 74points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 280points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago She does. The same goes for chocolade. 60 60points reply View More Replies... View more comments James explained to Know Your Meme that his tweets are a mix of reality and fiction. "Some are real, some are exaggerated, and some are made up, but they're all inspired by my kids," he was candid. "These are the kinds of things my daughters say and do, even if they didn't literally say or do them that day. That's why my jokes ring true to so many parents. The people who have a problem with my comedy tend to be childless." #13 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 278points POST Ola Pe Ola Pe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 40 40points reply View more comments #14 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 273points POST Jessica LanSpe Jessica LanSpe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's funny 44 44points reply View more comments #15 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 265points POST Nadja Lambacher Nadja Lambacher Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago *hands her Firestarter from Stephen King* You are going to like this 57 57points reply View More Replies... View more comments Recently, I had an in-depth conversation about parenting and its potential pitfalls with Lenore Skenazy, the president of Let Grow and the founder of the Free-Range Kids movement. According to her, it's important for parents to find the right balance between being too strict and too lenient, too prying and too hands-off. Something that parents ought to value in the digital age is their children's privacy, Lenore says. "One thing many parents are choosing today is to keep their kids under constant surveillance, with the help of tech. Whether it's being able to track their kids' movements, read their browsing history, or even scan their texts, parents have all sorts of new tools to make them seemingly omniscient," she told Bored Panda. #16 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 264points POST Andy Acceber Andy Acceber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Yes. The answer is absolutely yes. 89 89points reply View More Replies... View more comments #17 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 264points POST Sue Lynn Chan Sue Lynn Chan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago At least she's honest. 55 55points reply View more comments #18 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 263points POST Jesse Schröder Jesse Schröder Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Dobby is free! 47 47points reply View More Replies... View more comments "For the same reason you didn't want your parents to read your diary, or to build a treehouse on the branch right next to YOUR treehouse, children need some space to grow into their own person. Kids need to know they are loved, but they also need to know they are trusted. They can't prove that if parents never actually let them do some things literally on their own, without constant surveillance," she said. In Lenore's opinion, the path to greater trust between parents and their kids is by embodying the motto "talk, don't stalk." In other words, trust and communication lead to more trust and better communication. #19 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 256points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Well, good point, lol 51 51points reply View more comments #20 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 255points POST chi-wei shen chi-wei shen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago A fifth child could be fun. 38 38points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 251points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This kid got balls XD 68 68points reply View More Replies... View more comments "Try to keep the lines of communication open with your kids, and gradually give them more freedom as they get older and earn it by being responsible. Taking all independence away for their 'safety' is a way to teach them that you don't think they can handle anything on their own- how deflating!-and that you don't trust them. Would you appreciate a spouse who tracked your every move? Would you feel trusted? Love requires some trust." #22 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 250points POST chi-wei shen chi-wei shen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago He should probably search the house. 70 70points reply View more comments #23 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 250points POST Sue Lynn Chan Sue Lynn Chan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago She right about maths. 35 35points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 247points POST Pernille Dyre Pernille Dyre Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago She is right! Women with pockets are superwoman..... 118 118points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 244points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Now that's the first comparison ever that makes me understand the joy of having kids a liiiiiittle better. 73 73points reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 242points POST Rhon Young Rhon Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Hey, that's my thought too! 66 66points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #27 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 239points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago to go or not to go, that is the question !! 35 35points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 237points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Seriously, in a parliamentary monarchy without inheritance of the crown this could work. 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 232points POST Luther von Wolfen Luther von Wolfen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago He appreciates the effort. 69 69points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 230points POST BigFootToo BigFootToo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago They're not, incorrect 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 228points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Well, it's worth a shot, right? 50 50points reply View more comments #32 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 225points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago The shade! XD 44 44points reply View more comments #33 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 225points POST Beta Beta Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That was true 39 39points reply View more comments #34 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 216points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago now i can't wet to be much older !!! 36 36points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 215points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago why did i ignore i could do that ??? 35 35points reply View more comments #36 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 213points POST VANESSA RITTENHOUSE VANESSA RITTENHOUSE Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago yas queen 29 29points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #37 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 208points POST rspanther rspanther Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago He has a family of arsonists, they keep burning him. 71 71points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 206points POST rspanther rspanther Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago With your own money of course. 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #39 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 205points POST chi-wei shen chi-wei shen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Panic intensifies... 44 44points reply View more comments #40 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 204points POST Lea Lea Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Smart child 36 36points reply View More Replies... View more comments #41 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 204points POST Amy Pattie Amy Pattie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I have never related to a 4-year-old more in my life 62 62points reply View more comments #42 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 203points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Best advice ever: Avoid places that give you work to do. 46 46points reply View More Replies... View more comments #43 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 203points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago This option deserves to be considered at least. 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #44 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 202points POST BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago My little sister does that too. I keep telling her that's a male genital, but she doesn't care. 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #45 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 194points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago i used to wanna be a veterinarian knight as a child. 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 194points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago To brighten y'alls mood, they can, just not with as many colours as we do because they're missing one (of three) receptors that humans have. 47 47points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #47 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 194points POST Beeps Beeps Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago “That doesn’t match the pink on your shirt” - why would you even say something like that to a 4-year old? 60 60points reply View More Replies... View more comments #48 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 192points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago i need to remember this !! especially on mondays 30 30points reply View more comments #49 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 186points POST Jesse Schröder Jesse Schröder Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago magic, obviously 33 33points reply View More Replies... View more comments #50 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 185points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago works with Baby Groot too 63 63points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 100 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! 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Mike Crow Mike Crow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That is the navy life. 2 2points reply Raven DeathShade Raven DeathShade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's how being a military brat works, kid. Your dad goes away, misses important life events, gives presents when he comes back. It's hard for everyone. And I'm the third. Fricking. Generation. 1 1point reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Yes, we know it is probably fake... But it does not matter. It is just supposed to be funny jokes, and it is, period. 10 10points reply Lydia Dean-Melchior Lydia Dean-Melchior Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I don't get all the criticism. Personally I think all the haters are just jealous of James Breakwell's comedic talent. I think he is quite talented, and I love and laugh, at his humor. I enjoy his take on his family, and his children. I think for a comedian to be as successful as he is one needs to take bits and pieces, truth and some between the lines creativity, etc. Including actual things said by his children. After all, as Art Linkletter said, "kids say the darndest things." Y'all need to lighten up, and laugh a little. It would truly do you all some good. Thanks, James Brekwell, for the laughs. 5 5points reply McGovernor McGovernor Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Amen sister anyone who has met kids knows they say the best and craziest things 1 1point reply Load More Replies... Load More Comments POST Mike Crow Mike Crow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago While serving in the Royal Canadian Navy, I overheard my best friends young son say that he was sad his dad was going to sea. But the little boy was then comforted by his big sister when she said “don’t worry Jacob, Daddy is only going away to get us presents.” 11 11points reply BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's actually sad. 2 2points reply Load More Replies... Mike Crow Mike Crow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That is the navy life. 2 2points reply Raven DeathShade Raven DeathShade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's how being a military brat works, kid. Your dad goes away, misses important life events, gives presents when he comes back. It's hard for everyone. And I'm the third. Fricking. Generation. 1 1point reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Yes, we know it is probably fake... But it does not matter. It is just supposed to be funny jokes, and it is, period. 10 10points reply Lydia Dean-Melchior Lydia Dean-Melchior Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I don't get all the criticism. Personally I think all the haters are just jealous of James Breakwell's comedic talent. I think he is quite talented, and I love and laugh, at his humor. I enjoy his take on his family, and his children. I think for a comedian to be as successful as he is one needs to take bits and pieces, truth and some between the lines creativity, etc. Including actual things said by his children. After all, as Art Linkletter said, "kids say the darndest things." Y'all need to lighten up, and laugh a little. It would truly do you all some good. 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Publish Not your original work? Add source Professional comedy writer, father of four girls, and one of the most famous dads on the internet today-meet James Breakwell, the founder of the legendary Exploding Unicorn family humor project on Twitter. From keeping his family happy to managing a brand that's keeping the world's parents giggling during those rare moments of solitude, James is a great embodiment of what the best dads are known for: balancing work and life, giving everyone the full attention they deserve, all the while keeping the internet laughing until it hurts. We've collected some of James' funniest and most interesting recent tweets that paint a wholesome word picture about the heartwarming chaos in his home. Scroll down, check out what it's really like raising four daughters, and don't forget to upvote the tweets that you liked the most. I reached out to James and he was kind enough to answer a few of my questions. We spoke about why his tweets resonate with so many people, the secrets hiding behind his success, and the future of Exploding Unicorn. Scroll down for Bored Panda's full interview with him, Pandas. And just in case you still haven't had your fun parenting fix yet, you really ought to take a peek at Bored Panda's previous features of James' tweets here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. Enjoy! More info: Twitter Facebook Instagram YouTube ExplodingUnicorn.com Books This post may include affiliate links. #1 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 370points POST jammer jammer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This is actually how some companies do it. 59 59points reply View more comments In James' view, the success of Exploding Unicorn rests on how relatable his tweets are for many social media users. We're far more alike in our life experiences than some of us realize. "Everybody's kids are weird. No matter what strange, hilarious thing your kid did, somebody else's kid probably did something just like it," he told Bored Panda in an email interview. "That's why so many people relate to my tweets. They're living the same experience every day, if not with their own kids, then through some other kids they know or maybe even through memories of their own childhoods." One of James' superpowers is his unrelenting optimism. He believes that laughter and having a positive outlook on life can really turn things around for the better. "There's a fine line between complaining about parenting and celebrating the struggle," he said. "Even in the most frustrating moments, I try to put a positive spin on it. Laughing is better than having a nervous breakdown." And we completely agree with him there. #2 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 368points POST rspanther rspanther Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That is a very serious burn you have there. 129 129points reply View More Replies... View more comments What's more, James gave Bored Panda an exclusive sneak peek into what the near future holds for the Exploding Unicorn brand. Right now, he's focusing on his weekly newsletter that's full to the brim with hilarity. "My big push right now is for my weekly newsletter, where I tell funny stories that can't be summed up in 280 characters. Highlights there include the time I surprised my brother at his wedding reception with a seven-foot-tall taxidermy bear dressed in a tuxedo and the time my neighbors called the police on my pet pigs," he revealed what the newsletter's all about. "You can sign up to get that free newsletter every Sunday night here." That's not all, though. James plans to continue writing books, and as someone who's dabbled in that a bit, I'm all for it. "I have three comedy parenting guides out and one guided journal for children. A few months ago, I released How To Be A Man (Whatever That Means): Lessons In Modern Masculinity From a Questionable Source. That one focuses more on funny stories from my life before kids. In January, I have my first fiction book coming out called The Chosen Twelve. It has my usual humor, but also kids with swords fighting robots and killer kangaroos. Good times." #3 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 366points POST Sakib sarar Ananda Sakib sarar Ananda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That turned Dark pretty quickly! 83 83points reply View more comments James has been sharing fun and chuckle-worthy excerpts from his family life since creating his Twitter account way back in 2012. However, it was in April of 2016 that things took a turn for the dramatic. That's when his account went viral, launching his career as a social media superstar dad. Suddenly, everyone wanted to get a piece of James and to take a peek into what makes him tick. He's been featured by some of the world's best-known media sites (the number of interviews he's done is frankly staggering!) and he's no stranger to TV and radio, either. That's the sort of fame that few parents would say no to! According to his website, James was chosen as Closer Magazine's 'Blogger Dad of The Year' back in 2016. Awards for being a dad and a writer? Count us in! #4 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 358points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) I envy your independence :) 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 357points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) dedication and hard work are always the key to success !! 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 347points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I think searching for "lessons" in Disney movies is not a good idea... 104 104points reply View More Replies... View more comments Ever since the Exploding Unicorn project went viral, James has been raking in the followers. As it stands now, his Twitter account has over a million followers. Meanwhile, he also has 295k fans on Facebook and a further 148k followers on Instagram. Throw in the 20.9k subscribers that he's got on YouTube and you've got yourself a small media empire. His talents aren't just limited to the Exploding Unicorn tweets, though. He's also got a Star Wars parody account, he's setting his artistic talents loose through his three webcomics, and he's published a series of tongue-in-cheek books about parenting and more. As for the name of the project itself, the idea of the Exploding Unicorn is something that he's been mulling inside his mind for years and years, ever since he was in high school. Bored one day, he wrote a fake book of the Bible and one of the passages featured hydrogen-filled unicorns. The line "…and that's where we get the saying, 'It exploded like a unicorn'" is where the roots of the brand lie, slightly shrouded in history and mystery. #7 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 325points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago "Shsh, mommy and daddy can't hear us" is the next progression step. 64 64points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 314points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago snort-laugh* Can't argue with that! ;D 63 63points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 293points POST Aaron W Aaron W Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Me too, kid. Me too. 58 58points reply View More Replies... View more comments In an interview with Know Your Meme, James elaborated on how the tweets he posts are a way to comment about his daily life experiences and what surrounds him. Since he's a dad of four girls, it made sense to write about their conversations. "I'd been trying to make it as a comedy writer for ten years before I went viral. I felt vindicated when it finally happened. It turns out you really can fail your way to the top," James joked. #10 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 291points POST Andy Acceber Andy Acceber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Headline: Seven-Year-Old First Human to Combine Own DNA with Sharks. "I wanted more teeth for the tooth fairy," says child. 136 136points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 288points POST Amy Pattie Amy Pattie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This is a mega mood 74 74points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 280points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago She does. The same goes for chocolade. 60 60points reply View More Replies... View more comments James explained to Know Your Meme that his tweets are a mix of reality and fiction. "Some are real, some are exaggerated, and some are made up, but they're all inspired by my kids," he was candid. "These are the kinds of things my daughters say and do, even if they didn't literally say or do them that day. That's why my jokes ring true to so many parents. The people who have a problem with my comedy tend to be childless." #13 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 278points POST Ola Pe Ola Pe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 40 40points reply View more comments #14 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 273points POST Jessica LanSpe Jessica LanSpe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's funny 44 44points reply View more comments #15 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 265points POST Nadja Lambacher Nadja Lambacher Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago *hands her Firestarter from Stephen King* You are going to like this 57 57points reply View More Replies... View more comments Recently, I had an in-depth conversation about parenting and its potential pitfalls with Lenore Skenazy, the president of Let Grow and the founder of the Free-Range Kids movement. According to her, it's important for parents to find the right balance between being too strict and too lenient, too prying and too hands-off. Something that parents ought to value in the digital age is their children's privacy, Lenore says. "One thing many parents are choosing today is to keep their kids under constant surveillance, with the help of tech. Whether it's being able to track their kids' movements, read their browsing history, or even scan their texts, parents have all sorts of new tools to make them seemingly omniscient," she told Bored Panda. #16 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 264points POST Andy Acceber Andy Acceber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Yes. The answer is absolutely yes. 89 89points reply View More Replies... View more comments #17 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 264points POST Sue Lynn Chan Sue Lynn Chan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago At least she's honest. 55 55points reply View more comments #18 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 263points POST Jesse Schröder Jesse Schröder Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Dobby is free! 47 47points reply View More Replies... View more comments "For the same reason you didn't want your parents to read your diary, or to build a treehouse on the branch right next to YOUR treehouse, children need some space to grow into their own person. Kids need to know they are loved, but they also need to know they are trusted. They can't prove that if parents never actually let them do some things literally on their own, without constant surveillance," she said. In Lenore's opinion, the path to greater trust between parents and their kids is by embodying the motto "talk, don't stalk." In other words, trust and communication lead to more trust and better communication. #19 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 256points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Well, good point, lol 51 51points reply View more comments #20 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 255points POST chi-wei shen chi-wei shen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago A fifth child could be fun. 38 38points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 251points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This kid got balls XD 68 68points reply View More Replies... View more comments "Try to keep the lines of communication open with your kids, and gradually give them more freedom as they get older and earn it by being responsible. Taking all independence away for their 'safety' is a way to teach them that you don't think they can handle anything on their own- how deflating!-and that you don't trust them. Would you appreciate a spouse who tracked your every move? Would you feel trusted? Love requires some trust." #22 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 250points POST chi-wei shen chi-wei shen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago He should probably search the house. 70 70points reply View more comments #23 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 250points POST Sue Lynn Chan Sue Lynn Chan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago She right about maths. 35 35points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 247points POST Pernille Dyre Pernille Dyre Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago She is right! Women with pockets are superwoman..... 118 118points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 244points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Now that's the first comparison ever that makes me understand the joy of having kids a liiiiiittle better. 73 73points reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 242points POST Rhon Young Rhon Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Hey, that's my thought too! 66 66points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #27 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 239points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago to go or not to go, that is the question !! 35 35points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 237points POST Hans Hans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Seriously, in a parliamentary monarchy without inheritance of the crown this could work. 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 232points POST Luther von Wolfen Luther von Wolfen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago He appreciates the effort. 69 69points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 230points POST BigFootToo BigFootToo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago They're not, incorrect 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 228points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Well, it's worth a shot, right? 50 50points reply View more comments #32 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 225points POST ?'??????! ?'??????! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago The shade! XD 44 44points reply View more comments #33 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 225points POST Beta Beta Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That was true 39 39points reply View more comments #34 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 216points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago now i can't wet to be much older !!! 36 36points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 215points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago why did i ignore i could do that ??? 35 35points reply View more comments #36 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 213points POST VANESSA RITTENHOUSE VANESSA RITTENHOUSE Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago yas queen 29 29points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #37 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 208points POST rspanther rspanther Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago He has a family of arsonists, they keep burning him. 71 71points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 206points POST rspanther rspanther Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago With your own money of course. 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #39 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 205points POST chi-wei shen chi-wei shen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Panic intensifies... 44 44points reply View more comments #40 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 204points POST Lea Lea Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Smart child 36 36points reply View More Replies... View more comments #41 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 204points POST Amy Pattie Amy Pattie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I have never related to a 4-year-old more in my life 62 62points reply View more comments #42 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 203points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Best advice ever: Avoid places that give you work to do. 46 46points reply View More Replies... View more comments #43 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 203points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago This option deserves to be considered at least. 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #44 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 202points POST BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago My little sister does that too. I keep telling her that's a male genital, but she doesn't care. 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #45 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 194points POST Abhinc Abhinc Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago i used to wanna be a veterinarian knight as a child. 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 194points POST A B C A B C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago To brighten y'alls mood, they can, just not with as many colours as we do because they're missing one (of three) receptors that humans have. 47 47points reply View More Replies... 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Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Write comments POST Mike Crow Mike Crow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago While serving in the Royal Canadian Navy, I overheard my best friends young son say that he was sad his dad was going to sea. But the little boy was then comforted by his big sister when she said “don’t worry Jacob, Daddy is only going away to get us presents.” 11 11points reply BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's actually sad. 2 2points reply Load More Replies... Mike Crow Mike Crow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That is the navy life. 2 2points reply Raven DeathShade Raven DeathShade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's how being a military brat works, kid. Your dad goes away, misses important life events, gives presents when he comes back. It's hard for everyone. And I'm the third. Fricking. Generation. 1 1point reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Yes, we know it is probably fake... But it does not matter. It is just supposed to be funny jokes, and it is, period. 10 10points reply Lydia Dean-Melchior Lydia Dean-Melchior Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I don't get all the criticism. Personally I think all the haters are just jealous of James Breakwell's comedic talent. I think he is quite talented, and I love and laugh, at his humor. I enjoy his take on his family, and his children. I think for a comedian to be as successful as he is one needs to take bits and pieces, truth and some between the lines creativity, etc. Including actual things said by his children. After all, as Art Linkletter said, "kids say the darndest things." Y'all need to lighten up, and laugh a little. It would truly do you all some good. Thanks, James Brekwell, for the laughs. 5 5points reply McGovernor McGovernor Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Amen sister anyone who has met kids knows they say the best and craziest things 1 1point reply Load More Replies... Load More Comments POST Mike Crow Mike Crow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago While serving in the Royal Canadian Navy, I overheard my best friends young son say that he was sad his dad was going to sea. But the little boy was then comforted by his big sister when she said “don’t worry Jacob, Daddy is only going away to get us presents.” 11 11points reply BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's actually sad. 2 2points reply Load More Replies... Mike Crow Mike Crow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That is the navy life. 2 2points reply Raven DeathShade Raven DeathShade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's how being a military brat works, kid. Your dad goes away, misses important life events, gives presents when he comes back. It's hard for everyone. And I'm the third. Fricking. Generation. 1 1point reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Yes, we know it is probably fake... But it does not matter. It is just supposed to be funny jokes, and it is, period. 10 10points reply Lydia Dean-Melchior Lydia Dean-Melchior Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I don't get all the criticism. Personally I think all the haters are just jealous of James Breakwell's comedic talent. I think he is quite talented, and I love and laugh, at his humor. I enjoy his take on his family, and his children. I think for a comedian to be as successful as he is one needs to take bits and pieces, truth and some between the lines creativity, etc. Including actual things said by his children. After all, as Art Linkletter said, "kids say the darndest things." Y'all need to lighten up, and laugh a little. It would truly do you all some good. Thanks, James Brekwell, for the laughs. 5 5points reply McGovernor McGovernor Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Amen sister anyone who has met kids knows they say the best and craziest things 1 1point reply Load More Replies... Load More Comments Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. 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