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Publish Not your original work? Add source Music is as old as humankind itself, and so are puns. At least, we believe so. With what else could one have occupied their minds when scavenging for food some 60,000 years ago if not by annoying their hunting partners with puns or humming a repetitive tune? And, at one time, both of these pastimes merged into one, and thus we have musical puns - a marriage made in heaven. And you know what? We had so much fun searching for the best puns to include in our Liszt that we would just love to come Bach to the beginning of our search and do it all again! However, we can't Haydn the jokes that we've found anymore, so it's time to share the funniest puns with you. So, scroll down below and check them out for yourself, if you can Handel the hilarity! And since a big chunk of our musical puns is dedicated to the Classics, we just couldn't miss a chance to talk to Kamilė Kubiliūtė - a professional violinist at the Philharmonie Salzburg (Austria) orchestra. She has kindly spoken to us about the life of a violinist and classical music, so be sure to read her answers below! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback Report 114points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago ????? 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins Report 110points POST Jigsaw's Puzzle Jigsaw's Puzzle Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This one is awesome lol 10 10points reply View more comments #3 My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. Report 102points POST Kaleb Kaleb Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Pretty sure my neighbor posted this 1 1point reply View more comments First of all, we wanted to know how one becomes a professional violinist and if Kamilė always knew that it was the right path for her. She kindly shared her story about the early beginnings of such an unusual career, especially in these tech times. "I started studying for it when I was seven years old - that's when my parents brought me to the National M.K. Čiurlionis school of art." For those not acquainted with it - it's a Lithuanian national school for very gifted kids wanting to learn classical music, ballet, and fine arts. But let's go back to Kamilė's story - "My mother played the piano when she was young, so logically, that was my first instrument as well, (hmmm....talk about fulfilling your parents' dreams :D) but after one year, some teachers convinced my parents that someone with perfect pitch and rather small hands should switch to a string instrument - that's how the violin entered my life." #4 C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors” Report 95points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Brilliant 7 7points reply View more comments #5 What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing Report 90points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's so bad that is good 19 19points reply View more comments #6 My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter. Report 89points POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 8 8points reply View more comments Now, when we know what circumstances influenced our violinist's choice, we wanted to know how she coped with it at the beginning. "First years were horrifying for me, for my parents and the neighbors - violin is truly a very mean instrument to start musical education with. It takes years to produce something called sound finally." Let it be noted that the last comment was supplemented by a sad-ironic smirk. "And when you pair it up with an extremely impatient kid, as I was, and rather strict teachers, there will be some instruments left broken on the way to becoming a violinist (when something didn't work on the second try, I used to throw my bow across the room - one can imagine how it ended :D)." Thankfully, her trials and tribulations ended at some point, and in her case, the choice for a professional career as a violinist was made quite early. "I started to fully comprehend that this is the way I want to spend the rest of my life at around 12 years old. Around the same time, I stopped breaking instruments, started to practice not only while simultaneously reading books (it took a lot to hide it from my mother - still proud of it :D), and finally got to the stage of knowing the violin enough to start discovering the freedom of expression this instrument has to offer. At 16, I was already a full "music addict," and there were no questions left about what my career choices would be." So there you have it - rocky roads most often lead to something great. So if you're struggling with something right now, just remember that it will definitely end with a conclusion! #7 A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.” Report 87points POST Terry Tobias Terry Tobias Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Oh, this one is really good!! 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
14-inch pizza can feed a family of four Report 87points POST Shelp Shelp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That one's brutal 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs Report 63points POST Gaya Knust Gaya Knust Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Ba-dum-tsss 3 3points reply Now, since we have some sort of a tradition to take a peek into a professional's day, we just couldn't skip it with such an unconventional profession as a violinist! So when asked about her day, Kamilė's first reaction was - "OMG, that's actually a tough question - every one of us, I think, lives very individual lives with minimal routine in it. But I will try to describe a couple of the most common routines at least from my life." Scenario number one - A Day With Orchestra Projects. "Wake up at seven from 15 alarms, with big plans to warm up at least 1 hour before leaving for a rehearsal, forget about big plans while drinking coffee, warm-up 15 min and rush to the bus to arrive early enough to still chat about daily nonsense with your colleagues. Rehearse from 9:30 till 12:30, come back home, fight with the idea of going for a nap or watching tons of bullsh*t on Netflix/YouTube or any other platform designed to destroy your life, eat, watch a bit of nonsense, and have your conscience slowly eating you from within about it, practice from 15 till 18 with several breaks (practicing actually requires tons of concentration, so I usually stop for a break every 45 min to an hour), have another coffee and rush to another rehearsal from 19:00 till 22:00, obviously go to sleep much too late and repeat the day from the "wake up at seven from 15 alarms" several times till the day of the concert." #10 What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless Report 59points POST Chucky Cheezburger Chucky Cheezburger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I thought that was the drummer. 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s Report 58points POST Rosa Diaz ️️ Rosa Diaz ️️ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago the 10 year old in me loves this 7 7points reply #12 How many indie hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s an obscure number, you probably haven’t heard it Report 58points POST Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin Spice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago W H E E Z E 7 7points reply View more comments Scenario number two - An Official Day Off, The First Of, Let's Say, Five Days Designated For Preparation For A Concert/Audition/Rehearsal Before You Paid Professional People To Fix Your Mental State. "Wake up too late. It doesn't really matter when on the clock; the important part is that it is already too late. Have an aspirin; there was definitely one wine glass too much yesterday, as there definitely was a concert, otherwise why the hell would you be having a day (or days) off. Have a coffee, get motivated, make a practicing plan, procrastinate at the computer/phone/book, get annoyed about yourself procrastinating, find any other reason for NOT practicing: like sort all your single socks or try to tidy up a mess called your apartment, promise yourself to start practicing at 15h, 15:07 break that promise and make a new one start at 16h. Continue breaking them till 19, at least. You have two options left then: start the f... practicing and do it till 1 at night (yup, I do live in an apartment from the 15th century with a very low and depressing ceiling but with verrrry thick walls), or don't and feel crap about it." #13 Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
To get away from the noise Report 57points POST H.L.Lewis H.L.Lewis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Ok, I love 2 things that seem to be in opposition to each other. The sound of bagpipes. And bagpipe jokes. 16 16points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 What is a Jehovah’s Witness’ favorite band?
The Doors Report 51points POST Daniel Atkins Daniel Atkins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Their favorite song "Bicycle Race" By Queen. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 The biggest difference between the Super Bowl and the Grammys.
The Eagles have won a Grammy Report 50points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Burn 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments Scenario number two, annex B - An Official Day Off AFTER You Went To Intelligent People And Paid Them To Fix Your Brain "Wake up later than usual, enjoy it. Do some sports for your poor, poor back, go for breakfast outside, meet people to talk about work again, or about music, or about personal issues, be happy about it and afterward procrastinate at home with watching nonsense, or go to a concert/museum or do any other stuff the internet tells you to do on a normal day of (feeling bad about not practicing is lingering there all the time, but you learned to ignore it politely- blessed are the ignorant, someone said once upon a time)." Scenario number three - Last Days Before An Important Deadline "Wake up, eat, practice, eat, nap, practice, and then practice some more. Don't think, work." See, it's kind of a constant with our interviews - good stuff comes only with hard work, dedication, and passion. Something that we can hope to have in our chosen career paths.
#16 What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music Report 48points POST Kinslee the witches apprentice Kinslee the witches apprentice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) This is too bad that it is almost to good to be good 6 6points reply #17 What rock group never sings?
Mount Rushmore Report 48points POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Just because you have not heard them does not mean it does not happen 10 10points reply View more comments #18 What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?” Report 47points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago This joke also works with sociologists. 11 11points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective Naturally, we were very curious about Kamilė's favorite pieces and composers. To which she answered, "I like the ones where I feel like I am going to do a good job. Pieces that move me or are an interesting challenge. As for genres, I could say that I love opera and chamber music the most, but it doesn't mean that I don't find playing solo or symphonic works any less exciting." "Hypothetically, if I would be asked which composer I fear the most - it's definitely Shubert, and if I needed to save only two scores in a sort of "let's burn everything" apocalyptic scenario, it would be Beethoven string quartets and anything by Schönberg. (and I already hear all the pieces by other composers I adore screaming in my head)." For us, it's headphones time, tuning into some Beethoven. If you're about to do it too, be advised that it's kind of NSFW - you're about to be immersed into the glorious sounds of strings, forgetting about your duties completely for the next hour or so. #19 What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit Report 47points POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago hehehee 5 5points reply View more comments #20 Why shouldn't you trust string instruments?
They can be lyres Report 36points POST Dani Alexander Dani Alexander Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago *snort laugh* 3 3points reply #21 What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Rap Report 36points POST A. A. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago too many jokes about mummies. we gotta amp the vamp jokes 2 2points reply View more comments Surely, we just couldn't skip a question that just might result in some hilarity, so we asked Kamilė to tell us about her most notable concert. "Side reading in Vienna Volksoper as a substitute, when receiving the score 30 min before the performance was definitely memorable every single time :D Otherwise, it is a question I cannot answer- playing concerts is my life and my job - it would be the same as asking a worker in a bank which day he enjoyed the most - I guess first and the last one. And of course, the ones where something funny/unexpected happens." "As a listener though, I had twice an experience of losing any ability to speak after the concert - the music was so great, that any attempts to describe it would be simply pitiful: once in Lithuania, after a concert of my friend Agata Daraškaitė, who gave a recital in the City Hall and once in Vienna Konzerthaus after the recital of Ivo Pogorelich, a phenomenal Croatian pianist." And that, dear readers, is how we completely lost track of time, so we searched for the works of the artists that Kamilė mentioned with care, especially if you are supposed to be seriously working now. #22 What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo Report 35points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Mean again. Funny again. 7 7points reply #23 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor Report 34points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago You can get the same if you throw a kid from a building ( ok i know it's bad but don't hate me i like dark humor) 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?
Swing Report 33points POST Robert T Robert T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago And favourite song is The Birdie Dance. :D 7 7points reply Now, we all have this picture in our minds thinking that classical music performers are incredibly serious. That's exactly why we have asked our violinist to clear things up for us. "Well, good artists are very, very intelligent. The majority of them also have a great sense of humor, as that is a part of being intelligent, as we all know. At the same time, a lot of us are introverts - just try spending a lot of hours without talking and only with your instrument or the score, and you will become one easily. So sometimes, some artists I know are not the easiest to approach or connect with. But usually in the orchestra, one would meet all sorts of personalities - from very serious and silent ones to that one guy/girl who cracks jokes every 5 minutes." #25 How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue Report 33points POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Best one so far. 2 2points reply #26 There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt Report 31points POST A. A. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago i’ve really got to get a Handel on that Liszt. but don’t Strauss if you can’t get it to me by tomorrow. 4 4points reply #27 What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi Report 30points POST Lastly, we wanted to know what Kamilė does for fun, that is, if she ever finds the time for it. "Good coffee. I am searching for it wherever I go. I love painting and photography, I just have no time for both, but someday I hope to manage to spend more time with them. Adore sleeping late. I am a total addict to audiobooks - anything by Stephen King, and I am in heaven. I love traveling, especially exploring new cities - I think my love for nature is still to come. Absolutely hate cooking but really like good quality food, whatever the kitchen. I love trying new instruments and bows - I hope at some point in my life to start collecting. I could spend hours trying new strings or making a fresh setup for my violin. Love Movies and Museums. Or museums and movies. Or movies in Museums :D." And that is it, folks - hopefully, you've learned something new about being a professional violinist. And for that, we bow to Kamilė Kubiliūtė, who has so kindly shared her experience with you, our readers, and us. Also, if you're ever in Salzburg, check if she has a concert scheduled at the Philharmonie Salzburg's official page. #28 Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short Report 29points POST VesselTrenchBlurryface VesselTrenchBlurryface Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago haha 1 1point reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #29 Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano Report 28points POST Dani Alexander Dani Alexander Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Dad joke 4 4points reply #30 What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it Report 25points POST BasedWang BasedWang Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago siiiiigh. I make this joke way too often with wayyyy too many objects -1 -1point reply View more comments Note: this post originally had 128 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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30 Of The Funniest Music Puns And Jokes People On The Internet Have Come Up With
Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė, Aivaras Kaziukonis, Jurgita Dominauskaitė andSaulė Tolstych
Publish Not your original work? Add source Music is as old as humankind itself, and so are puns. At least, we believe so. With what else could one have occupied their minds when scavenging for food some 60,000 years ago if not by annoying their hunting partners with puns or humming a repetitive tune? And, at one time, both of these pastimes merged into one, and thus we have musical puns - a marriage made in heaven. And you know what? We had so much fun searching for the best puns to include in our Liszt that we would just love to come Bach to the beginning of our search and do it all again! However, we can't Haydn the jokes that we've found anymore, so it's time to share the funniest puns with you. So, scroll down below and check them out for yourself, if you can Handel the hilarity! And since a big chunk of our musical puns is dedicated to the Classics, we just couldn't miss a chance to talk to Kamilė Kubiliūtė - a professional violinist at the Philharmonie Salzburg (Austria) orchestra. She has kindly spoken to us about the life of a violinist and classical music, so be sure to read her answers below! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback Report 114points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago ????? 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins Report 110points POST Jigsaw's Puzzle Jigsaw's Puzzle Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This one is awesome lol 10 10points reply View more comments #3 My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. Report 102points POST Kaleb Kaleb Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Pretty sure my neighbor posted this 1 1point reply View more comments First of all, we wanted to know how one becomes a professional violinist and if Kamilė always knew that it was the right path for her. She kindly shared her story about the early beginnings of such an unusual career, especially in these tech times. "I started studying for it when I was seven years old - that's when my parents brought me to the National M.K. Čiurlionis school of art." For those not acquainted with it - it's a Lithuanian national school for very gifted kids wanting to learn classical music, ballet, and fine arts. But let's go back to Kamilė's story - "My mother played the piano when she was young, so logically, that was my first instrument as well, (hmmm....talk about fulfilling your parents' dreams :D) but after one year, some teachers convinced my parents that someone with perfect pitch and rather small hands should switch to a string instrument - that's how the violin entered my life." #4 C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors” Report 95points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Brilliant 7 7points reply View more comments #5 What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing Report 90points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's so bad that is good 19 19points reply View more comments #6 My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter. Report 89points POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 8 8points reply View more comments Now, when we know what circumstances influenced our violinist's choice, we wanted to know how she coped with it at the beginning. "First years were horrifying for me, for my parents and the neighbors - violin is truly a very mean instrument to start musical education with. It takes years to produce something called sound finally." Let it be noted that the last comment was supplemented by a sad-ironic smirk. "And when you pair it up with an extremely impatient kid, as I was, and rather strict teachers, there will be some instruments left broken on the way to becoming a violinist (when something didn't work on the second try, I used to throw my bow across the room - one can imagine how it ended :D)." Thankfully, her trials and tribulations ended at some point, and in her case, the choice for a professional career as a violinist was made quite early. "I started to fully comprehend that this is the way I want to spend the rest of my life at around 12 years old. Around the same time, I stopped breaking instruments, started to practice not only while simultaneously reading books (it took a lot to hide it from my mother - still proud of it :D), and finally got to the stage of knowing the violin enough to start discovering the freedom of expression this instrument has to offer. At 16, I was already a full "music addict," and there were no questions left about what my career choices would be." So there you have it - rocky roads most often lead to something great. So if you're struggling with something right now, just remember that it will definitely end with a conclusion! #7 A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.” Report 87points POST Terry Tobias Terry Tobias Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Oh, this one is really good!! 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
14-inch pizza can feed a family of four Report 87points POST Shelp Shelp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That one's brutal 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs Report 63points POST Gaya Knust Gaya Knust Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Ba-dum-tsss 3 3points reply Now, since we have some sort of a tradition to take a peek into a professional's day, we just couldn't skip it with such an unconventional profession as a violinist! So when asked about her day, Kamilė's first reaction was - "OMG, that's actually a tough question - every one of us, I think, lives very individual lives with minimal routine in it. But I will try to describe a couple of the most common routines at least from my life." Scenario number one - A Day With Orchestra Projects. "Wake up at seven from 15 alarms, with big plans to warm up at least 1 hour before leaving for a rehearsal, forget about big plans while drinking coffee, warm-up 15 min and rush to the bus to arrive early enough to still chat about daily nonsense with your colleagues. Rehearse from 9:30 till 12:30, come back home, fight with the idea of going for a nap or watching tons of bullsh*t on Netflix/YouTube or any other platform designed to destroy your life, eat, watch a bit of nonsense, and have your conscience slowly eating you from within about it, practice from 15 till 18 with several breaks (practicing actually requires tons of concentration, so I usually stop for a break every 45 min to an hour), have another coffee and rush to another rehearsal from 19:00 till 22:00, obviously go to sleep much too late and repeat the day from the "wake up at seven from 15 alarms" several times till the day of the concert." #10 What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Homeless Report 59points POST Chucky Cheezburger Chucky Cheezburger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I thought that was the drummer. 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s Report 58points POST Rosa Diaz ️️ Rosa Diaz ️️ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago the 10 year old in me loves this 7 7points reply #12 How many indie hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s an obscure number, you probably haven’t heard it Report 58points POST Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin Spice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago W H E E Z E 7 7points reply View more comments Scenario number two - An Official Day Off, The First Of, Let's Say, Five Days Designated For Preparation For A Concert/Audition/Rehearsal Before You Paid Professional People To Fix Your Mental State. "Wake up too late. It doesn't really matter when on the clock; the important part is that it is already too late. Have an aspirin; there was definitely one wine glass too much yesterday, as there definitely was a concert, otherwise why the hell would you be having a day (or days) off. Have a coffee, get motivated, make a practicing plan, procrastinate at the computer/phone/book, get annoyed about yourself procrastinating, find any other reason for NOT practicing: like sort all your single socks or try to tidy up a mess called your apartment, promise yourself to start practicing at 15h, 15:07 break that promise and make a new one start at 16h. Continue breaking them till 19, at least. You have two options left then: start the f... practicing and do it till 1 at night (yup, I do live in an apartment from the 15th century with a very low and depressing ceiling but with verrrry thick walls), or don't and feel crap about it." #13 Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
To get away from the noise Report 57points POST H.L.Lewis H.L.Lewis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Ok, I love 2 things that seem to be in opposition to each other. The sound of bagpipes. And bagpipe jokes. 16 16points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 What is a Jehovah’s Witness’ favorite band?
The Doors Report 51points POST Daniel Atkins Daniel Atkins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Their favorite song "Bicycle Race" By Queen. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 The biggest difference between the Super Bowl and the Grammys.
The Eagles have won a Grammy Report 50points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Burn 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments Scenario number two, annex B - An Official Day Off AFTER You Went To Intelligent People And Paid Them To Fix Your Brain "Wake up later than usual, enjoy it. Do some sports for your poor, poor back, go for breakfast outside, meet people to talk about work again, or about music, or about personal issues, be happy about it and afterward procrastinate at home with watching nonsense, or go to a concert/museum or do any other stuff the internet tells you to do on a normal day of (feeling bad about not practicing is lingering there all the time, but you learned to ignore it politely- blessed are the ignorant, someone said once upon a time)." Scenario number three - Last Days Before An Important Deadline "Wake up, eat, practice, eat, nap, practice, and then practice some more. Don't think, work." See, it's kind of a constant with our interviews - good stuff comes only with hard work, dedication, and passion. Something that we can hope to have in our chosen career paths.
#16 What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music Report 48points POST Kinslee the witches apprentice Kinslee the witches apprentice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) This is too bad that it is almost to good to be good 6 6points reply #17 What rock group never sings?
Mount Rushmore Report 48points POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Just because you have not heard them does not mean it does not happen 10 10points reply View more comments #18 What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?” Report 47points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago This joke also works with sociologists. 11 11points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective Naturally, we were very curious about Kamilė's favorite pieces and composers. To which she answered, "I like the ones where I feel like I am going to do a good job. Pieces that move me or are an interesting challenge. As for genres, I could say that I love opera and chamber music the most, but it doesn't mean that I don't find playing solo or symphonic works any less exciting." "Hypothetically, if I would be asked which composer I fear the most - it's definitely Shubert, and if I needed to save only two scores in a sort of "let's burn everything" apocalyptic scenario, it would be Beethoven string quartets and anything by Schönberg. (and I already hear all the pieces by other composers I adore screaming in my head)." For us, it's headphones time, tuning into some Beethoven. If you're about to do it too, be advised that it's kind of NSFW - you're about to be immersed into the glorious sounds of strings, forgetting about your duties completely for the next hour or so. #19 What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit Report 47points POST Davis the Un-Greatest Davis the Un-Greatest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago hehehee 5 5points reply View more comments #20 Why shouldn't you trust string instruments?
They can be lyres Report 36points POST Dani Alexander Dani Alexander Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago *snort laugh* 3 3points reply #21 What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Rap Report 36points POST A. A. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago too many jokes about mummies. we gotta amp the vamp jokes 2 2points reply View more comments Surely, we just couldn't skip a question that just might result in some hilarity, so we asked Kamilė to tell us about her most notable concert. "Side reading in Vienna Volksoper as a substitute, when receiving the score 30 min before the performance was definitely memorable every single time :D Otherwise, it is a question I cannot answer- playing concerts is my life and my job - it would be the same as asking a worker in a bank which day he enjoyed the most - I guess first and the last one. And of course, the ones where something funny/unexpected happens." "As a listener though, I had twice an experience of losing any ability to speak after the concert - the music was so great, that any attempts to describe it would be simply pitiful: once in Lithuania, after a concert of my friend Agata Daraškaitė, who gave a recital in the City Hall and once in Vienna Konzerthaus after the recital of Ivo Pogorelich, a phenomenal Croatian pianist." And that, dear readers, is how we completely lost track of time, so we searched for the works of the artists that Kamilė mentioned with care, especially if you are supposed to be seriously working now. #22 What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo Report 35points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 11 months ago Mean again. Funny again. 7 7points reply #23 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor Report 34points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago You can get the same if you throw a kid from a building ( ok i know it's bad but don't hate me i like dark humor) 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?
Swing Report 33points POST Robert T Robert T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago And favourite song is The Birdie Dance. :D 7 7points reply Now, we all have this picture in our minds thinking that classical music performers are incredibly serious. That's exactly why we have asked our violinist to clear things up for us. "Well, good artists are very, very intelligent. The majority of them also have a great sense of humor, as that is a part of being intelligent, as we all know. At the same time, a lot of us are introverts - just try spending a lot of hours without talking and only with your instrument or the score, and you will become one easily. So sometimes, some artists I know are not the easiest to approach or connect with. But usually in the orchestra, one would meet all sorts of personalities - from very serious and silent ones to that one guy/girl who cracks jokes every 5 minutes." #25 How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue Report 33points POST Tee Witt Tee Witt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Best one so far. 2 2points reply #26 There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt Report 31points POST A. A. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago i’ve really got to get a Handel on that Liszt. but don’t Strauss if you can’t get it to me by tomorrow. 4 4points reply #27 What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi Report 30points POST Lastly, we wanted to know what Kamilė does for fun, that is, if she ever finds the time for it. "Good coffee. I am searching for it wherever I go. I love painting and photography, I just have no time for both, but someday I hope to manage to spend more time with them. Adore sleeping late. I am a total addict to audiobooks - anything by Stephen King, and I am in heaven. I love traveling, especially exploring new cities - I think my love for nature is still to come. Absolutely hate cooking but really like good quality food, whatever the kitchen. I love trying new instruments and bows - I hope at some point in my life to start collecting. I could spend hours trying new strings or making a fresh setup for my violin. Love Movies and Museums. Or museums and movies. Or movies in Museums :D." And that is it, folks - hopefully, you've learned something new about being a professional violinist. And for that, we bow to Kamilė Kubiliūtė, who has so kindly shared her experience with you, our readers, and us. Also, if you're ever in Salzburg, check if she has a concert scheduled at the Philharmonie Salzburg's official page. #28 Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short Report 29points POST VesselTrenchBlurryface VesselTrenchBlurryface Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago haha 1 1point reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #29 Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano Report 28points POST Dani Alexander Dani Alexander Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Dad joke 4 4points reply #30 What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it Report 25points POST BasedWang BasedWang Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago siiiiigh. I make this joke way too often with wayyyy too many objects -1 -1point reply View more comments Note: this post originally had 128 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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