125 Of The Very Best Dinosaur Puns
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Publish Not your original work? Add source What's so cool about giant reptiles that roamed the Earth some 65 million years ago? Well, for starters, they were giant - an instant bonus! Second, some of them had ridiculously short arms (Forelegs? Hands? Front-limbs?), others were spiny, and some of them could even fly or spend their days pretending to be even bigger manatees than the manatees of our days. It's also pretty cool that dinosaurs went extinct because, in my opinion, bears and giant anacondas are more than enough to be afraid of. Hopefully, those giant reptiles won't resurface ever again, or some mad scientist won't recreate them out of DNA samples, because we all know how that would end. Do I need to remind you about Jurassic Park? The thing that's left out of dinosaurs - besides fossils, some petrified bones, and chickens - is their ability to inspire jokes and funny puns. A thing that I'm perfectly content with, as it is so much easier to tease these intimidating prehistoric lizards than it would be watching them tease us. And ridicule we will! We've created a whole list of dinosaur puns just to harangue about how reptiles are the best pun fodder and the greatest inspiration for prehistoric jokes. Besides some lame puns about T-Rex's aforementioned limbs, you'll also find some surprisingly creative puns about dinosaurs' diets and sports preferences; all the things that you wouldn't expect a monstrous lizard to do. It's probably time to end this low-key rant about how scared your writer is of dinosaurs and skip right to the funny puns! You know what to do - scroll down below to check the clever puns that we've found on the subject of hairless ogres that once ruled the Earth, vote for the funniest jokes, and tell your friends about this list! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet! Report 22points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's a big burn! Literally 7 7points reply #2 What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyrannosaurus ex! Report 18points POST #3 Can you do it? You bet Jurassican. Report 18points POST After some research, we've found an expert who kindly talked to us about real-life 'dinosaurs' - Gerardas Paškevičius is an owner of a vast and diverse collection of reptiles. Gerardas also does educational programs about these animals and has his Facebook page, called Džiunglių Žmogus (Jungle Man), where he shares exciting information about his unusual pets and all kinds of cold-blooded vermin. So, for starters, we wanted to know where his fascination with these scaled beings stemmed from. And, as you're about to see, his story is far from an ordinary one! "I've been fascinated with nature for as long as I can remember - I loved closely observing my environment. Thankfully, I've spent my childhood living near various natural habitats, which made it all even more interesting. For example, there was a pond nearby supplied by a lively rivulet, overgrown with bushes and vast meadows right beside it. There were many animals to investigate - bugs, spiders, mollusks, frogs, toads, hedgehogs… You name it. Even reminiscing about it makes me feel the joy of exploring wild fauna!" #4 What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus. Report 18points POST #5 Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent! Report 18points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Is really p silent in pterodactyl??? I didn't know that! I'm pronouncing it wrong then! In Greek is not silent 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him? Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide). Report 17points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) Oh that's cute and sad! Poor dino 4 4points reply "Growing up, I was kind of an underdog - nobody understood this fascination of mine. So, feeling misunderstood, I tried to compensate for it by understanding more about those who also seemed like outcasts to me. That's why I chose arachnids, reptiles, bugs, and amphibians as my 'friends' - they were considered as 'creepy' by many, and it resonated with me." "When I was around nine, I already made a firm decision that I could own and take care of a snake all by myself. But, seeing that this fascination of mine won't go away easily, my parents finally caved in and permitted me to own a grass-snake. With the condition, of course, that I'll save the money to buy it and it will come out of my own pocket. So, instead of spending my allowance on pastries, chocolate bars, and ice cream, I started saving it for my dream. Once I did it, I knew that I was about to become the happiest kid on Earth! With the adder ordered, my parents supplied the terrarium and needed decorations, heating devices, and all the other things needed for the snake's comfortable living. And that's exactly how Rikis, a Taiwanese Beauty Rat Snake came to be a part of our family. With him, my fascination with all these 'creepy crawlies' grew, and soon enough, I got more pets - Afroditė, a Leopard Gecko, and Gena, a Sudan Plated Lizard. This trio still lives with me!" #7 What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way as fast as you can. Report 15points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Also for farts 3 3points reply #8 What do you call a dinosaur who's a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus! Report 14points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) Found a new nickname for my boyfriend 0 0points reply View more comments #9 What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur? A scaredactyl. Report 14points POST Nixxy Nixxy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Fun fact: pterodactyls are not dinosaurs but are instead a type of flying reptile! 0 0points reply Naturally, we wanted to know where does his nickname - Džiunglių Žmogus (Jungle Man) - come from, and this is what Gerardas told us - "It was my parent's friends who started to call me that after seeing my reptiles at our home. So I took this nickname and still use it for my social media, which I use as an educational tool talking about these fascinating animals." Want to meet Gerardas' crew? There's a whole list of them! As of now, he takes care of a Boa Constrictor, California King Snake, Sinaloan Milk Snake, African Brown House Snake, Banded Water Snake, Plains Hognose Snake - and that's only the snakes! He also owns a colony of Harvester ants, an African Giant Land Snail, a Salmon-pink Birdeater spider, and various exotic bugs. That's some impressive team if you ask us! #10 What do you call it when a dinosaur has a car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck! Report 13points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Also when he is depressed 4 4points reply #11 Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit. I don't know if it will be popular or not. That remains to be seen. Report 13points POST #12 What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork! Report 12points POST "Growing up, my passion for animals didn't wane, so I got my bachelor's degree in Animal Sciences and my master's degree in Biodiversity. With two diplomas in my hand, I understood that keeping exotic pets requires a constant deepening of knowledge! I'm delighted that I have the opportunity to educate audiences about reptiles and bugs via social media - I've recently hit the 10,000 followers mark on my Facebook page." Okay, so you also have an obsession with exotic pets and want one of your own but don't know where to start? Don't worry, Gerardas shared some tips on where to begin with your first scaled friend! #13 What do you call an anxious dino? A nervous Rex. Report 12points POST #14 And what do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex! Report 12points POST #15 What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times? Meglodawn. Report 12points POST Nixxy Nixxy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Or maybe deltadroma (pretty sure there is a dino named that and it means dawn runner) -1 -1point reply View More Replies... View more comments "First of all, figure out the laws of your location - some animals may be illegal to be kept at home, and for others, you might need to get various documentation and permits. Be sure that those living with you agree with such a pet - as with any animal, it has to be a cherished friend, not a nuisance. Once you get a green light, choose the animal you wish to acquire; different species need different maintenance. Now comes the most important part - read about your chosen pet, talk with experts, gain more than just basic knowledge. Don't buy an animal on a whim! After you've figured out how that particular animal lives in its natural environment, read all that you can find about keeping it at home. Do your research for the optimal terrarium, the devices that your pet will need, and only then find a veritable seller. Make sure that the animal is captive-bred and not wild-caught. Once your pet is at home, give it some time to acclimatize to its new environment. All these steps are vital for successfully keeping exotic pets." #16 Dinosaurs can't go on boats, they cause too many Ship Rex. Report 12points POST #17 What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink? Rex on the beach! Report 12points POST #18 What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane. Report 12points POST Lastly, we wanted to know if there are ever any funny or unexpected situations with Gerardas' exotic pets. And there surely are! "Oh, of course, there are some curious and unexpected things with pets like that. I keep laughing that most of my snakes never act like they're supposed to. For instance, Boa Constrictors are known to love water, yet in the five years that I've owned mine, I've never seen her spending time in her pool. Similarly, the African Brown House Snake supposedly loves staying on the ground and in burrows. Mine chooses hanging out on branches! I have plenty more examples about animals behaving not like they're 'supposed' to, but let's leave it at that this time." "In the summer, I bring out my pets to soak in the sun, and while my neighbors are accustomed to seeing various snakes around the house, the passersby often stop to take a picture or ask some questions about the animals they've probably never seen before." #19 Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her! Report 12points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Good one. I like word-play 0 0points reply #20 What sport is a brontosaurus good at? Squash. Report 12points POST Nixxy Nixxy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I think they would be pretty good at golf to (basing this off of the video game ARK) 0 0points reply #21 Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They described it as a blast from the past. Report 12points POST To close off our interview, Gerardas shared an interesting thought with us - "People often tell me that I spend my time taking care of animals that can never love me back. Reptiles can only tolerate a human being; that's the height of their 'emotion.' The height of human emotion is, naturally, love. Despite our emotions being on quite different levels, you can still call it love! So technically, a reptile 'loves' its owner to the best of its ability." We thank Gerardas for such an in-depth view of the world of exotic pets! If you have any questions for him, he'll be glad to tell you more about the species that you're interested in. You can find his page right here - Džiunglių Žmogus. #22 What do you call a dinosaur who won't stop rambling? A dino-bore! Report 11points POST #23 Why are dinosaurs never overweight? They’re surrounded by scales. Report 11points POST #24 Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody? ROARmones. Report 11points POST #25 Where did the dinosaur clown get a job? At the carnivore. Report 11points POST #26 What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? The dinosorcerer. Report 11points POST #27 Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant-eater. Report 11points POST #28 How do dinosaurs feel when they step in poison oak? Ichthyosaur. Report 11points POST #29 What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? Lefty. Report 11points POST #30 Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird! Report 10points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Brilliant! 1 1point reply #31 What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye? Do-you-think-he-saurus rex. Report 10points POST #32 I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill. Report 10points POST #33 What type of tool did prehistoric carpenters use? Dino-saws! Report 10points POST #34 How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed? Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling! Report 10points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's a very high ceiling 0 0points reply #35 What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur? A Toys-‘R-Us. Report 10points POST #36 What do you call a polite Dinosaur? A Pleaseyosaur. Report 10points POST #37 Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed? The tricera-cops. Report 10points POST #38 What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese? Gorgonzilla. Report 10points POST #39 What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkysaurus. Report 10points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago C'mon, bruh... Now y'all repeating yourselves. 0 0points reply #40 Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store! Report 9points POST #41 What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives? Dino-mite. Report 9points POST #42 What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long-distance! Report 9points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Yup. 0 0points reply #43 How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge? The door won’t shut! Report 9points POST Georgia Hebert Georgia Hebert Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I thought it was the footprints in the butter! ;) 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #44 What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom. Report 9points POST #45 What was T. rex’s favorite number? Eight! (ate) Report 9points POST #46 How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs? Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart. Report 9points POST #47 What do you call a dinosaur from Canada? Torontosaurus Rex. Report 9points POST #48 How do sales people approach dinosaurs in clothes shops? Try, sir, a top? Report 9points POST #49 What is purple and green and won’t stop singing? Barney taking a shower. Report 9points POST #50 What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day! Report 9points POST #51 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent! Report 8points POST #52 What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs? Ankle-is-sore-us. Report 8points POST #53 How did the triceratops speed up his computer? He gave it a good RAM. Report 8points POST #54 My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories. I said he should try Sarah Topps. Report 8points POST #55 What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones! Report 8points POST #56 What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom? All of them, they’re all dead. Report 8points POST #57 What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor. Report 8points POST #58 How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator? The door won’t close. Report 8points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Ya done did it again!! 1 1point reply #59 What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? Find somewhere else to sleep! Report 8points POST #60 What do you call it when a dinosaur gets a touchdown? A dino-score! Report 8points POST #61 What did the dinosaur put on her steak? Dinosauce. Report 8points POST #62 Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? The same as short ones. Report 8points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Good one 0 0points reply #63 What came after the dinosaur? Its tail. Report 8points POST #64 What do you call a dinosaur who keeps you awake at night? A bronto-snore-us (or a dino-snore). Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #65 What does a T-rex’s play on at the playground? The dino-see-saw. Report 8points POST #66 The dino-store was the favourite one-stop shop for all the prehistoric reptiles. Report 8points POST #67 What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Pray that it does not see you. Report 8points POST #68 Duno puns are pteroble. Report 8points POST #69 What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops! Report 7points POST #70 What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust! Report 7points POST #71 What do you call a dinosaur fart? An exstinktion! Report 7points POST #72 What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? Try Sara's Tops! Report 7points POST #73 What do you call a spooky dinosaur? A terror-adactyl! Report 7points POST #74 What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #75 Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not. Report 7points POST #76 What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat? A saur loser. Report 7points POST #77 What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do? He dino-snores. Report 7points POST #78 What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A tyranno-chorus. Report 7points POST #79 What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyl. Report 7points POST #80 What did the dinosaur say to the cashier? Keep the climate change. Report 7points POST #81 What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur? The mast-odon. Report 7points POST D Smith D Smith Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Sorry. Mammal. 2 2points reply #82 Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not? Report 7points POST #83 You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus. Report 7points POST #84 He's all skin and bones. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #85 How can you tell if there's an allosaurus lying in your bed? You'll see the bright red "A" on its pyjamas. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago ? 0 0points reply #86 Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? He could really spike the ball! Report 7points POST #87 What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 0 0points reply #88 What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus! Report 7points POST #89 What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?You’d be deeply impressed. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 0 0points reply #90 Which is the clumsiest dinosaur? Break-iosaur. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Breakiosaurus. 0 0points reply #91 Who is a dinosaur's best friend? Iguano-dog. Report 7points POST #92 What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump. Report 7points POST #93 What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up! Report 7points POST #94 What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter S. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #95 What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy? You got a friend in me. Report 7points POST #96 Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, one Gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors! Report 7points POST #97 Why does the brontosaurus have a long neck? Its feet smell. Report 7points POST #98 Which dinosaur always shoots first and asks questions later? Ammo-saurus. Report 7points POST #99 The one-eyed dinosaur passed us somewhere along the forest lane, but I am not sure he-saurus. Report 7points POST #100 The dinosaur charged with sewing the garments for all the prehistoric animals was known as a dino-sewer. Report 7points POST #101 When looking after dinosaurs, ensure the stegosaur-rust doesn’t stay out in the rain. Report 7points POST #102 What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw! Report 6points POST #103 What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur! Report 6points POST #104 What's a dinosaur's favorite quote? "Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!" Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #105 What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls! Report 6points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Good one, but they were not dinosaurs. 0 0points reply #106 Do you think he saurus (saw us)? Report 6points POST #107 A sight for saur eyes. Report 6points POST #108 I've got a bone to pick with you. Report 6points POST #109 Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can't afford new ones! Report 6points POST #110 Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn't evolved yet. Report 6points POST #111 What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuels. Report 6points POST #112 What’s the best thing to do if you see a tyrannosaurus rex? Pray that it doesn’t see you. Report 6points POST #113 Which dinosaur had to wear glasses? Tyrannosaurus specs. Report 6points POST #114 What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A diplodocus with a sore throat. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #115 Which dinosaur always wants a bargain when he shops? Mega-low-saurus (megalosaurus). Report 6points POST #116 What is the most magical dinosaur? Diplo-pocus. Report 6points POST #117 Which dinosaur is the most neurotic? Parasaurolo-fuss. Report 6points POST #118 What dinosaur hangs out in lunch boxes? A peanut butter and jeholopterus. Report 6points POST #119 Which dinosaur is best at yard work? Mows-asaurus. Report 6points POST #120 Which dinosaur never has any money? No-dough-saurus. Report 6points POST #121 What do you call a carpenter with no arms? A cannotasarus. Report 6points POST #122 Sticks out like a saur thumb. Report 5points POST #123 The no-dough-saurus was the only broke dinosaur at the party. Report 5points POST #124 Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget? Because they never knew anything in the first place. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #125 How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box? After that, the box isn’t empty. Report 4points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? 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125 Of The Very Best Dinosaur Puns
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Publish Not your original work? Add source What's so cool about giant reptiles that roamed the Earth some 65 million years ago? Well, for starters, they were giant - an instant bonus! Second, some of them had ridiculously short arms (Forelegs? Hands? Front-limbs?), others were spiny, and some of them could even fly or spend their days pretending to be even bigger manatees than the manatees of our days. It's also pretty cool that dinosaurs went extinct because, in my opinion, bears and giant anacondas are more than enough to be afraid of. Hopefully, those giant reptiles won't resurface ever again, or some mad scientist won't recreate them out of DNA samples, because we all know how that would end. Do I need to remind you about Jurassic Park? The thing that's left out of dinosaurs - besides fossils, some petrified bones, and chickens - is their ability to inspire jokes and funny puns. A thing that I'm perfectly content with, as it is so much easier to tease these intimidating prehistoric lizards than it would be watching them tease us. And ridicule we will! We've created a whole list of dinosaur puns just to harangue about how reptiles are the best pun fodder and the greatest inspiration for prehistoric jokes. Besides some lame puns about T-Rex's aforementioned limbs, you'll also find some surprisingly creative puns about dinosaurs' diets and sports preferences; all the things that you wouldn't expect a monstrous lizard to do. It's probably time to end this low-key rant about how scared your writer is of dinosaurs and skip right to the funny puns! You know what to do - scroll down below to check the clever puns that we've found on the subject of hairless ogres that once ruled the Earth, vote for the funniest jokes, and tell your friends about this list! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet! Report 22points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's a big burn! Literally 7 7points reply #2 What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyrannosaurus ex! Report 18points POST #3 Can you do it? You bet Jurassican. Report 18points POST After some research, we've found an expert who kindly talked to us about real-life 'dinosaurs' - Gerardas Paškevičius is an owner of a vast and diverse collection of reptiles. Gerardas also does educational programs about these animals and has his Facebook page, called Džiunglių Žmogus (Jungle Man), where he shares exciting information about his unusual pets and all kinds of cold-blooded vermin. So, for starters, we wanted to know where his fascination with these scaled beings stemmed from. And, as you're about to see, his story is far from an ordinary one! "I've been fascinated with nature for as long as I can remember - I loved closely observing my environment. Thankfully, I've spent my childhood living near various natural habitats, which made it all even more interesting. For example, there was a pond nearby supplied by a lively rivulet, overgrown with bushes and vast meadows right beside it. There were many animals to investigate - bugs, spiders, mollusks, frogs, toads, hedgehogs… You name it. Even reminiscing about it makes me feel the joy of exploring wild fauna!" #4 What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus. Report 18points POST #5 Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent! Report 18points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Is really p silent in pterodactyl??? I didn't know that! I'm pronouncing it wrong then! In Greek is not silent 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him? Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide). Report 17points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) Oh that's cute and sad! Poor dino 4 4points reply "Growing up, I was kind of an underdog - nobody understood this fascination of mine. So, feeling misunderstood, I tried to compensate for it by understanding more about those who also seemed like outcasts to me. That's why I chose arachnids, reptiles, bugs, and amphibians as my 'friends' - they were considered as 'creepy' by many, and it resonated with me." "When I was around nine, I already made a firm decision that I could own and take care of a snake all by myself. But, seeing that this fascination of mine won't go away easily, my parents finally caved in and permitted me to own a grass-snake. With the condition, of course, that I'll save the money to buy it and it will come out of my own pocket. So, instead of spending my allowance on pastries, chocolate bars, and ice cream, I started saving it for my dream. Once I did it, I knew that I was about to become the happiest kid on Earth! With the adder ordered, my parents supplied the terrarium and needed decorations, heating devices, and all the other things needed for the snake's comfortable living. And that's exactly how Rikis, a Taiwanese Beauty Rat Snake came to be a part of our family. With him, my fascination with all these 'creepy crawlies' grew, and soon enough, I got more pets - Afroditė, a Leopard Gecko, and Gena, a Sudan Plated Lizard. This trio still lives with me!" #7 What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way as fast as you can. Report 15points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Also for farts 3 3points reply #8 What do you call a dinosaur who's a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus! Report 14points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago (edited) Found a new nickname for my boyfriend 0 0points reply View more comments #9 What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur? A scaredactyl. Report 14points POST Nixxy Nixxy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Fun fact: pterodactyls are not dinosaurs but are instead a type of flying reptile! 0 0points reply Naturally, we wanted to know where does his nickname - Džiunglių Žmogus (Jungle Man) - come from, and this is what Gerardas told us - "It was my parent's friends who started to call me that after seeing my reptiles at our home. So I took this nickname and still use it for my social media, which I use as an educational tool talking about these fascinating animals." Want to meet Gerardas' crew? There's a whole list of them! As of now, he takes care of a Boa Constrictor, California King Snake, Sinaloan Milk Snake, African Brown House Snake, Banded Water Snake, Plains Hognose Snake - and that's only the snakes! He also owns a colony of Harvester ants, an African Giant Land Snail, a Salmon-pink Birdeater spider, and various exotic bugs. That's some impressive team if you ask us! #10 What do you call it when a dinosaur has a car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck! Report 13points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Also when he is depressed 4 4points reply #11 Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit. I don't know if it will be popular or not. That remains to be seen. Report 13points POST #12 What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork! Report 12points POST "Growing up, my passion for animals didn't wane, so I got my bachelor's degree in Animal Sciences and my master's degree in Biodiversity. With two diplomas in my hand, I understood that keeping exotic pets requires a constant deepening of knowledge! I'm delighted that I have the opportunity to educate audiences about reptiles and bugs via social media - I've recently hit the 10,000 followers mark on my Facebook page." Okay, so you also have an obsession with exotic pets and want one of your own but don't know where to start? Don't worry, Gerardas shared some tips on where to begin with your first scaled friend! #13 What do you call an anxious dino? A nervous Rex. Report 12points POST #14 And what do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex! Report 12points POST #15 What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times? Meglodawn. Report 12points POST Nixxy Nixxy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Or maybe deltadroma (pretty sure there is a dino named that and it means dawn runner) -1 -1point reply View More Replies... View more comments "First of all, figure out the laws of your location - some animals may be illegal to be kept at home, and for others, you might need to get various documentation and permits. Be sure that those living with you agree with such a pet - as with any animal, it has to be a cherished friend, not a nuisance. Once you get a green light, choose the animal you wish to acquire; different species need different maintenance. Now comes the most important part - read about your chosen pet, talk with experts, gain more than just basic knowledge. Don't buy an animal on a whim! After you've figured out how that particular animal lives in its natural environment, read all that you can find about keeping it at home. Do your research for the optimal terrarium, the devices that your pet will need, and only then find a veritable seller. Make sure that the animal is captive-bred and not wild-caught. Once your pet is at home, give it some time to acclimatize to its new environment. All these steps are vital for successfully keeping exotic pets." #16 Dinosaurs can't go on boats, they cause too many Ship Rex. Report 12points POST #17 What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink? Rex on the beach! Report 12points POST #18 What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane. Report 12points POST Lastly, we wanted to know if there are ever any funny or unexpected situations with Gerardas' exotic pets. And there surely are! "Oh, of course, there are some curious and unexpected things with pets like that. I keep laughing that most of my snakes never act like they're supposed to. For instance, Boa Constrictors are known to love water, yet in the five years that I've owned mine, I've never seen her spending time in her pool. Similarly, the African Brown House Snake supposedly loves staying on the ground and in burrows. Mine chooses hanging out on branches! I have plenty more examples about animals behaving not like they're 'supposed' to, but let's leave it at that this time." "In the summer, I bring out my pets to soak in the sun, and while my neighbors are accustomed to seeing various snakes around the house, the passersby often stop to take a picture or ask some questions about the animals they've probably never seen before." #19 Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her! Report 12points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Good one. I like word-play 0 0points reply #20 What sport is a brontosaurus good at? Squash. Report 12points POST Nixxy Nixxy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I think they would be pretty good at golf to (basing this off of the video game ARK) 0 0points reply #21 Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They described it as a blast from the past. Report 12points POST To close off our interview, Gerardas shared an interesting thought with us - "People often tell me that I spend my time taking care of animals that can never love me back. Reptiles can only tolerate a human being; that's the height of their 'emotion.' The height of human emotion is, naturally, love. Despite our emotions being on quite different levels, you can still call it love! So technically, a reptile 'loves' its owner to the best of its ability." We thank Gerardas for such an in-depth view of the world of exotic pets! If you have any questions for him, he'll be glad to tell you more about the species that you're interested in. You can find his page right here - Džiunglių Žmogus. #22 What do you call a dinosaur who won't stop rambling? A dino-bore! Report 11points POST #23 Why are dinosaurs never overweight? They’re surrounded by scales. Report 11points POST #24 Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody? ROARmones. Report 11points POST #25 Where did the dinosaur clown get a job? At the carnivore. Report 11points POST #26 What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? The dinosorcerer. Report 11points POST #27 Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant-eater. Report 11points POST #28 How do dinosaurs feel when they step in poison oak? Ichthyosaur. Report 11points POST #29 What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? Lefty. Report 11points POST #30 Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird! Report 10points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Brilliant! 1 1point reply #31 What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye? Do-you-think-he-saurus rex. Report 10points POST #32 I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill. Report 10points POST #33 What type of tool did prehistoric carpenters use? Dino-saws! Report 10points POST #34 How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed? Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling! Report 10points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago That's a very high ceiling 0 0points reply #35 What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur? A Toys-‘R-Us. Report 10points POST #36 What do you call a polite Dinosaur? A Pleaseyosaur. Report 10points POST #37 Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed? The tricera-cops. Report 10points POST #38 What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese? Gorgonzilla. Report 10points POST #39 What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkysaurus. Report 10points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago C'mon, bruh... Now y'all repeating yourselves. 0 0points reply #40 Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store! Report 9points POST #41 What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives? Dino-mite. Report 9points POST #42 What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long-distance! Report 9points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Yup. 0 0points reply #43 How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge? The door won’t shut! Report 9points POST Georgia Hebert Georgia Hebert Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago I thought it was the footprints in the butter! ;) 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #44 What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom. Report 9points POST #45 What was T. rex’s favorite number? Eight! (ate) Report 9points POST #46 How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs? Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart. Report 9points POST #47 What do you call a dinosaur from Canada? Torontosaurus Rex. Report 9points POST #48 How do sales people approach dinosaurs in clothes shops? Try, sir, a top? Report 9points POST #49 What is purple and green and won’t stop singing? Barney taking a shower. Report 9points POST #50 What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day! Report 9points POST #51 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent! Report 8points POST #52 What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs? Ankle-is-sore-us. Report 8points POST #53 How did the triceratops speed up his computer? He gave it a good RAM. Report 8points POST #54 My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories. I said he should try Sarah Topps. Report 8points POST #55 What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones! Report 8points POST #56 What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom? All of them, they’re all dead. Report 8points POST #57 What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor. Report 8points POST #58 How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator? The door won’t close. Report 8points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Ya done did it again!! 1 1point reply #59 What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? Find somewhere else to sleep! Report 8points POST #60 What do you call it when a dinosaur gets a touchdown? A dino-score! Report 8points POST #61 What did the dinosaur put on her steak? Dinosauce. Report 8points POST #62 Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? The same as short ones. Report 8points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Good one 0 0points reply #63 What came after the dinosaur? Its tail. Report 8points POST #64 What do you call a dinosaur who keeps you awake at night? A bronto-snore-us (or a dino-snore). Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #65 What does a T-rex’s play on at the playground? The dino-see-saw. Report 8points POST #66 The dino-store was the favourite one-stop shop for all the prehistoric reptiles. Report 8points POST #67 What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Pray that it does not see you. Report 8points POST #68 Duno puns are pteroble. Report 8points POST #69 What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops! Report 7points POST #70 What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust! Report 7points POST #71 What do you call a dinosaur fart? An exstinktion! Report 7points POST #72 What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? Try Sara's Tops! Report 7points POST #73 What do you call a spooky dinosaur? A terror-adactyl! Report 7points POST #74 What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #75 Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not. Report 7points POST #76 What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat? A saur loser. Report 7points POST #77 What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do? He dino-snores. Report 7points POST #78 What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A tyranno-chorus. Report 7points POST #79 What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyl. Report 7points POST #80 What did the dinosaur say to the cashier? Keep the climate change. Report 7points POST #81 What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur? The mast-odon. Report 7points POST D Smith D Smith Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Sorry. Mammal. 2 2points reply #82 Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not? Report 7points POST #83 You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus. Report 7points POST #84 He's all skin and bones. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #85 How can you tell if there's an allosaurus lying in your bed? You'll see the bright red "A" on its pyjamas. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago ? 0 0points reply #86 Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? He could really spike the ball! Report 7points POST #87 What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 0 0points reply #88 What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus! Report 7points POST #89 What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?You’d be deeply impressed. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago 0 0points reply #90 Which is the clumsiest dinosaur? Break-iosaur. Report 7points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Breakiosaurus. 0 0points reply #91 Who is a dinosaur's best friend? Iguano-dog. Report 7points POST #92 What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump. Report 7points POST #93 What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up! Report 7points POST #94 What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter S. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #95 What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy? You got a friend in me. Report 7points POST #96 Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, one Gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors! Report 7points POST #97 Why does the brontosaurus have a long neck? Its feet smell. Report 7points POST #98 Which dinosaur always shoots first and asks questions later? Ammo-saurus. Report 7points POST #99 The one-eyed dinosaur passed us somewhere along the forest lane, but I am not sure he-saurus. Report 7points POST #100 The dinosaur charged with sewing the garments for all the prehistoric animals was known as a dino-sewer. Report 7points POST #101 When looking after dinosaurs, ensure the stegosaur-rust doesn’t stay out in the rain. Report 7points POST #102 What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw! Report 6points POST #103 What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur! Report 6points POST #104 What's a dinosaur's favorite quote? "Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!" Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #105 What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls! Report 6points POST May Day May Day Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Good one, but they were not dinosaurs. 0 0points reply #106 Do you think he saurus (saw us)? Report 6points POST #107 A sight for saur eyes. Report 6points POST #108 I've got a bone to pick with you. Report 6points POST #109 Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can't afford new ones! 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