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Publish Not your original work? Add source Bees, our diligent tiny pollinators, are to be thanked for the food on our tables, the plants that make up our natural environments, and the healing they provide us with their products. You might've heard that bee populations are suffering a great decline in many places on our planet due to various pesticides used on crops that endanger these vitally important bugs a great deal. Several organizations worldwide advocate the importance of bees, advising us on what to do to help them. Precisely because of this cause, some cities are going greener, providing tiny oases for these tiny fuzzies. More and more farmers are going back to ecological crops or even biodynamic farming. Everybody can do their part in helping restore the bee population! Besides hands-on action to help honeybees, talking about them and keeping the topic alive is as important. So, although we have done several serious posts, talks don't always have to be somber to keep the bees on our minds. That's why we've rounded up some of the best puns that the Internet has to offer on our tiny little friends! So now, you can think about ways to aid these adorable insects while heartily laughing at some funny puns. From classic puns such as 'bee yourself' to more sophisticated ones about the flight of the bumblebees - only the creme de la creme of bee puns are on our list! So, scroll down below, check out these clever puns, and go tend to your flower garden, which, I'm sure, is beloved by the neighborhood bees. Don't forget to vote for the most original puns, add in some of your own to the comments, and share this bee-utiful article with your friends! This post may include affiliate links. #1 When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. Report 24points POST Kate Wooding Kate Wooding Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago well this is bee-utiful 1 1point reply View more comments #2 What’s a bee’s favorite kind of candy? Bumble gum. Report 19points POST Amy Livingston Amy Livingston Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view. Life doesn’t get easier, instead we strive hard to make it easy for us and today I’m so happy and glad that my husband is back to himself again after he had turned drinking into a habit. I don’t want to lose my husband for any reason. I was hurt with how our lives just changed and I needed help. I went online to search for help on how I can save my marriage and I came across lots of genuine testimonies about Lord Zakuza that specializes in all kinds of spell casting and I gave it a try to save my own marriage. Lord Zakuza accepted to help me and he cast a spell for me that made my husband reduced his intake of alcohol within 48 hours and within 7 days, he stopped drinking. My marriage was fully restored back with Joy, love and romance and I want to say thank you to Lord Zakuza for helping me. Anyone that needs help can contact him via Call/WhatsApp on this cell phone number +1 (740) 573-9483 or visit his website: Lordzakuzaspells.com or send him an email via: [email protected] -5 -5points reply #3 Always bee yourself. Report 18points POST Alvin Chip Alvin Chip Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago When that happens, they can’t help pollen in love with you. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 Bee puns really sting. Report 15points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Especially these ones 1 1point reply #5 Who’s Mama Bee’s favorite singer? Sting. Report 14points POST #6 What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee. Report 14points POST Roy Roy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago may the force "bee" with you 1 1point reply #7 That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee! Report 13points POST #8 Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats. Report 12points POST evelin kay evelin kay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago GET YOUR EX LOVER TO RESTORE YOUR BROKEN RELATIONSHIP, MARRIAGE RESTORED. I’m just upset that I have been in pain and crying for so long and many times. Thank you [email protected] I wished I would have found you earlier, you would have saved me from a lot of pain for the past five years my ex lover left me for another woman in just 2 days i contacted you Dr Omokpo you brought my broken relationship back I spent a small fortune enough to take my dream trip to South Carolina but what’s the point in taking a dream trip without the love of my life. Dr Omokpo has given me hope and his honesty is a breath of fresh air, I feel so good and heavy happiness in my heart to get my ex lover back. Who I thought he was gone forever. We are married now as I share my testimony with you. If you have broken relationship or broken marriage or you want to get your ex lover back kindly contact: [email protected] 0 0points reply #9 Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and less vinegar. Report 12points POST #10 What goes zzub-zubb when it travels? A bee flying backwards. Report 12points POST #11 When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon. Report 11points POST #12 What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive? A wanna-bee! Report 11points POST #13 I felt a bit of apiculture shock a couple of weeks after moving. Report 10points POST #14 A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched! Report 9points POST #15 A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee. Report 9points POST #16 Bees style their hair with a honeycomb. Report 9points POST #17 Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey! Report 9points POST #18 When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger. Report 8points POST #19 Only bees who are on their best bee-havior, get to go to the hive and make honey. Report 8points POST #20 Bee puns are good for your health. Why? Because they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee! Report 8points POST #21 What did the one bee say to the prankster bee? “Quit pollen my leg.” Report 8points POST #22 What do kiddo bees take to school? The school buzz. Report 8points POST #23 Bee my love. Report 8points POST #24 If you were a bee, I’d keep you. Report 8points POST #25 What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship? The honeymoon period. Report 8points POST #26 What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud!” Report 8points POST #27 Appearances can bee deceiving. Report 8points POST #28 The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug. Report 8points POST #29 As busy as a bee. Report 8points POST #30 This has been like pollen teeth! Report 8points POST #31 Naughty baby bees really need to beehive. Report 8points POST #32 What do you call honey on a bee? A sticky situation. Report 8points POST #33 Why do beekeepers have such beautiful eyes? Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder. Report 8points POST #34 Where do bees go on vacation? To the bee-ch! Report 8points POST #35 Why did the bee on Shark Tank? She was starting her own beesness. Report 8points POST #36 Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives. Report 8points POST #37 To bee or not to bee, that is the question! Report 8points POST #38 I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a bee. The shopkeeper said they didn't have bees. I said: ''But there's one in your window''. Report 8points POST #39 If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. Report 8points POST #40 What's worse than being a fool? Fooling a bee. Report 8points POST #41 What was the hive's favourite Shakespeare line? "To bee or not to bee". Report 8points POST #42 What does a bee like playing in the park? A fris-bee. Report 8points POST #43 Why did the bee go to the dermatologist? It had hives. Report 8points POST #44 As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party. Report 8points POST #45 That bee certainly deserved the promotion at work, he was always so buzzy on the job. Report 7points POST #46 What did the bee girlfriend say in return? “Hive never felt this way bee-fore.” Report 7points POST #47 Why was the bee fired from the barbershop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut. Report 7points POST #48 Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé. Report 7points POST #49 Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets. Report 7points POST #50 What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive! Report 7points POST #51 They asked the beekeeper to move his business out of town because he was creating quite a buzz around town. Report 7points POST #52 What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee! Report 7points POST #53 The worst part about getting stung by bees? Tomorrow you’re going to have to take care of those hives. Report 7points POST #54 I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee. Report 7points POST #55 Meanwhile, the swarm of teen bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album. Report 7points POST #56 A smart mathematician knows exactly what a rhom-buzz is. Report 7points POST #57 You’re so bee-autiful that every day with you is like a honeymoon. Report 7points POST #58 There’s something bee-tween us and it’s not just your stinger. Report 7points POST #59 Not all it’s cracked up to bee. Report 7points POST #60 Go away, I want to bee alone. Report 6points POST #61 Pollinate me. Report 6points POST Steph Jay Steph Jay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Sounds a bit kinky? 0 0points reply #62 You’re bee-autiful. Report 6points POST #63 Come a little closer. I promise I won’t sting. Report 6points POST #64 You’re sweeter than honey. Report 6points POST #65 Are you a flower? Because I wanna help you pollinate. Report 6points POST Steph Jay Steph Jay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Dirty things bees say to flowers.... 0 0points reply #66 You’re sweeter than honey. Report 6points POST #67 Let’s make a bee-line for the bedroom. Report 6points POST #68 You must take care of bees because you’re definitely a keeper. Report 6points POST #69 What do you call a bee having a bad hair day? A frizz-bee. Report 6points POST #70 What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasa-bee.” Report 6points POST #71 What’s a bee’s favorite novel? The Great Gats-bee. Report 6points POST #72 What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Bee-hydrated. Report 6points POST #73 What do you call a ghost bee? A boo bee. Report 6points POST #74 What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything? A free-bee. Report 6points POST #75 Why do bees do so well in job interviews? They know all the good buzzwords. Report 6points POST #76 Well, I’ll bee! Report 6points POST #77 Speaking of music, all bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees. Report 6points POST #78 That single bee finally got married because he found his honey. Report 6points POST #79 Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your bee-friend. Report 6points POST #80 What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias! Report 6points POST #81 Say, these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee. Report 6points POST #82 Wasp are you talking about? Report 6points POST #83 Do you think a bee brushes its hair with a honeycomb? Report 6points POST #84 When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home? Report 6points POST #85 A nectar pun would bee unbeelivable. Report 6points POST #86 Bees usually hive in the pool. Report 6points POST #87 What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? A stumble bee. Report 6points POST #88 When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic. Report 6points POST #89 That posh wasp is just plain snob-bee! Report 6points POST #90 Will you quit pollen my leg? Report 6points POST #91 Have you got a bee in your bonnet? Report 6points POST #92 A force to bee reckoned with. Report 6points POST #93 When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home? Report 6points POST #94 The bee got fired from the hairdressers. The only style he could do was a buzz-cut. Report 6points POST #95 What do you call a bee that's a bad loser? It's a cry ba-bee! Report 6points POST #96 What are the names for bees from America? USBs. Report 6points POST #97 How do bee boys and girls get to school? They take the buzz. Report 6points POST #98 What do they call a bee that doesn't stop talking? Blabb-bee. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #99 What are the bees' favourite weapons? BeeBee guns. Report 6points POST #100 What do bees love to chew? Bumble gum! Report 6points POST #101 Which shape is a bees' favourite? A Rhom-buzz! Report 6points POST #102 What do you call a bee that's dressed up for halloween? A bee-witched. Report 6points POST #103 What do you call a ghost bee? A boo bee. Report 6points POST #104 What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber? They like Sting. Report 6points POST #105 Why was the bee so hard to understand? It was a mumble bee. Report 6points POST #106 What did the bee say to his girlfriend? “I can’t help pollen in love with you.” Report 5points POST #107 What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane. Report 5points POST #108 The bee bank robber said to the tellers, “Your honey or your life.” Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #109 What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee! Report 5points POST #110 To bee or not to bee, that is the question. Report 5points POST #111 The bee that resides in America is called a USB. Report 5points POST #112 What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees! Report 5points POST #113 Where do worker bees go on vacation? Sting-apore. Report 5points POST #114 Just like humans, bees love the honey-moon part of their relationships more than anything else. Report 5points POST #115 The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees. Report 5points POST #116 How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun. Report 5points POST #117 A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee. Report 5points POST #118 We were always meant to bee. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #119 Of course, Grandma really liked the Bee Gees. Report 5points POST #120 A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee. Report 5points POST #121 A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee. Report 5points POST #122 Honey, I’m stuck on you. Report 5points POST #123 I can’t bee-lieve how sweet you are. Report 5points POST #124 The benefits of having a hive is un-bee-lievable. Report 5points POST #125 What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias! Report 5points POST #126 Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings. Report 5points POST #127 What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Fris-bees. Report 5points POST #128 What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #129 What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? A zom-bee. Report 5points POST #130 Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee. Report 5points POST #131 What would bears be without bees? Just ears. Report 5points POST #132 If truth bee told. Report 5points POST #133 A force to bee reckoned with. Report 5points POST #134 Who’s a bee’s favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso. Report 5points POST #135 Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about. Report 5points POST #136 The little bees are always humming because they forgot the words to the song. Report 5points POST #137 You son of a bee-ch. Report 5points POST #138 Honey, I’m home! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #139 I don’t hive a clue! Report 5points POST #140 I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 — he said it was a freebee. Report 5points POST #141 As luck would hive it. Report 5points POST #142 None of your beeswax. Report 5points POST #143 What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, honey!” Report 5points POST #144 Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza? He didn’t know where to buzz in. Report 5points POST #145 A bumblebee, a spelling bee, and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1. Report 5points POST #146 What’s a bumblebee’s favorite wing sauce? Pollenesian. Report 5points POST #147 A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King. Report 5points POST #148 Never play hide and seek with a swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #149 Can you catch the buzz to school? Report 5points POST #150 Bees love the summer because its swarm outside. Report 5points POST #151 Give me a hive five. Report 5points POST #152 Do you think a bee brushes their hair with a honeycomb? Report 5points POST #153 I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 - he said it was a free bee. Report 5points POST #154 Do you think a bee's favourite book is the Great Gats-bee? Report 5points POST #155 The bee who preferred to fly backwards all the time was heard going "zzub, zzub, zzub!" Report 5points POST #156 What's a bee's favourite sport? Rug-bee. Report 5points POST #157 What did the mummy bee call her baby? My little hum-bug. Report 5points POST #158 What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Beehydrated! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #159 What do bees get given on the first day of school? The sylla-buzz. Report 5points POST #160 What is a bee's favourite Spice Girls single? Wanna-bee! Report 5points POST #161 What’s stripey and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on a plane. Report 5points POST #162 What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee? It gets a royal pardon. Report 5points POST #163 What did one bee say to the other when they both landed on the same flower? Buzzzzzz off! Report 5points POST #164 What did the teacher bee say to their students? Bee on your best bee-haviour! Report 5points POST #165 What does the queen bee say to the worker bees? You should bee more productive. Report 5points POST #166 What do unionized bees ask for? More honey and shorter working flowers. Report 5points POST #167 No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on. Report 5points POST #168 We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes. Report 4points POST #169 What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.” Report 4points POST #170 The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee. Report 4points POST #171 That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee! Report 4points POST #172 What is bees’ favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee! Report 4points POST #173 What do you call a bee that was born in May? A may-bee. Report 4points POST #174 As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house swarming party. Report 4points POST #175 Bee the change you want to see. Report 4points POST #176 What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? “It’s on the sylla-buzz!” Report 4points POST #177 Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours. Report 4points POST #178 What did the businesswoman say? “We’re in bees-ness now!” Report 4points POST #179 What do you get if you cross a bee and a skunk? An animal that stings and stinks. Report 4points POST #180 A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz. Report 4points POST #181 What do you call a bee that works for the government? A pollentician. Report 4points POST #182 HIVE five! Report 4points POST #183 These bee puns are just WINGING it. Report 4points POST #184 What’s more impressive than a talking llama? A spelling bee. Report 4points POST #185 I may have never seen a humming bird, but I've definitely seen a spelling bee. Report 4points POST #186 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe. Report 4points POST #187 What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son? You must beehive! Report 4points POST #188 Which painter do bees like? Pablo Bee-casso. Report 4points POST #189 What is yellow and black and goes along the seabed? A bee in a submarine. Report 4points POST #190 What do you call a bee who doesn't show off? A humble bee. Report 4points POST #191 Why did the bee live through the winter? Because it wore a yellow jacket. Report 4points POST #192 What does a bee use to style her hair? Her honey comb, of course. Report 4points POST #193 You’re so hot, you make my colony collapse. Report 3points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. 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Cutest Bee Puns That’ ll Positively Bee-witch You
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Bees, our diligent tiny pollinators, are to be thanked for the food on our tables, the plants that make up our natural environments, and the healing they provide us with their products. You might've heard that bee populations are suffering a great decline in many places on our planet due to various pesticides used on crops that endanger these vitally important bugs a great deal. Several organizations worldwide advocate the importance of bees, advising us on what to do to help them. Precisely because of this cause, some cities are going greener, providing tiny oases for these tiny fuzzies. More and more farmers are going back to ecological crops or even biodynamic farming. Everybody can do their part in helping restore the bee population! Besides hands-on action to help honeybees, talking about them and keeping the topic alive is as important. So, although we have done several serious posts, talks don't always have to be somber to keep the bees on our minds. That's why we've rounded up some of the best puns that the Internet has to offer on our tiny little friends! So now, you can think about ways to aid these adorable insects while heartily laughing at some funny puns. From classic puns such as 'bee yourself' to more sophisticated ones about the flight of the bumblebees - only the creme de la creme of bee puns are on our list! So, scroll down below, check out these clever puns, and go tend to your flower garden, which, I'm sure, is beloved by the neighborhood bees. Don't forget to vote for the most original puns, add in some of your own to the comments, and share this bee-utiful article with your friends! This post may include affiliate links. #1 When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. Report 24points POST Kate Wooding Kate Wooding Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago well this is bee-utiful 1 1point reply View more comments #2 What’s a bee’s favorite kind of candy? Bumble gum. Report 19points POST Amy Livingston Amy Livingston Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view. Life doesn’t get easier, instead we strive hard to make it easy for us and today I’m so happy and glad that my husband is back to himself again after he had turned drinking into a habit. I don’t want to lose my husband for any reason. I was hurt with how our lives just changed and I needed help. I went online to search for help on how I can save my marriage and I came across lots of genuine testimonies about Lord Zakuza that specializes in all kinds of spell casting and I gave it a try to save my own marriage. Lord Zakuza accepted to help me and he cast a spell for me that made my husband reduced his intake of alcohol within 48 hours and within 7 days, he stopped drinking. My marriage was fully restored back with Joy, love and romance and I want to say thank you to Lord Zakuza for helping me. Anyone that needs help can contact him via Call/WhatsApp on this cell phone number +1 (740) 573-9483 or visit his website: Lordzakuzaspells.com or send him an email via: [email protected] -5 -5points reply #3 Always bee yourself. Report 18points POST Alvin Chip Alvin Chip Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago When that happens, they can’t help pollen in love with you. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 Bee puns really sting. Report 15points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Especially these ones 1 1point reply #5 Who’s Mama Bee’s favorite singer? Sting. Report 14points POST #6 What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee. Report 14points POST Roy Roy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago may the force "bee" with you 1 1point reply #7 That bee is talking way too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee! Report 13points POST #8 Remember, if you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats. Report 12points POST evelin kay evelin kay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago GET YOUR EX LOVER TO RESTORE YOUR BROKEN RELATIONSHIP, MARRIAGE RESTORED. I’m just upset that I have been in pain and crying for so long and many times. Thank you [email protected] I wished I would have found you earlier, you would have saved me from a lot of pain for the past five years my ex lover left me for another woman in just 2 days i contacted you Dr Omokpo you brought my broken relationship back I spent a small fortune enough to take my dream trip to South Carolina but what’s the point in taking a dream trip without the love of my life. Dr Omokpo has given me hope and his honesty is a breath of fresh air, I feel so good and heavy happiness in my heart to get my ex lover back. Who I thought he was gone forever. We are married now as I share my testimony with you. If you have broken relationship or broken marriage or you want to get your ex lover back kindly contact: [email protected] 0 0points reply #9 Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and less vinegar. Report 12points POST #10 What goes zzub-zubb when it travels? A bee flying backwards. Report 12points POST #11 When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon. Report 11points POST #12 What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive? A wanna-bee! Report 11points POST #13 I felt a bit of apiculture shock a couple of weeks after moving. Report 10points POST #14 A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched! Report 9points POST #15 A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee. Report 9points POST #16 Bees style their hair with a honeycomb. Report 9points POST #17 Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey! Report 9points POST #18 When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger. Report 8points POST #19 Only bees who are on their best bee-havior, get to go to the hive and make honey. Report 8points POST #20 Bee puns are good for your health. Why? Because they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee! Report 8points POST #21 What did the one bee say to the prankster bee? “Quit pollen my leg.” Report 8points POST #22 What do kiddo bees take to school? The school buzz. Report 8points POST #23 Bee my love. Report 8points POST #24 If you were a bee, I’d keep you. Report 8points POST #25 What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship? The honeymoon period. Report 8points POST #26 What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud!” Report 8points POST #27 Appearances can bee deceiving. Report 8points POST #28 The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug. Report 8points POST #29 As busy as a bee. Report 8points POST #30 This has been like pollen teeth! Report 8points POST #31 Naughty baby bees really need to beehive. Report 8points POST #32 What do you call honey on a bee? A sticky situation. Report 8points POST #33 Why do beekeepers have such beautiful eyes? Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder. Report 8points POST #34 Where do bees go on vacation? To the bee-ch! Report 8points POST #35 Why did the bee on Shark Tank? She was starting her own beesness. Report 8points POST #36 Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives. Report 8points POST #37 To bee or not to bee, that is the question! Report 8points POST #38 I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a bee. The shopkeeper said they didn't have bees. I said: ''But there's one in your window''. Report 8points POST #39 If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. Report 8points POST #40 What's worse than being a fool? Fooling a bee. Report 8points POST #41 What was the hive's favourite Shakespeare line? "To bee or not to bee". Report 8points POST #42 What does a bee like playing in the park? A fris-bee. Report 8points POST #43 Why did the bee go to the dermatologist? It had hives. Report 8points POST #44 As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party. Report 8points POST #45 That bee certainly deserved the promotion at work, he was always so buzzy on the job. Report 7points POST #46 What did the bee girlfriend say in return? “Hive never felt this way bee-fore.” Report 7points POST #47 Why was the bee fired from the barbershop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut. Report 7points POST #48 Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé. Report 7points POST #49 Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets. Report 7points POST #50 What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive! Report 7points POST #51 They asked the beekeeper to move his business out of town because he was creating quite a buzz around town. Report 7points POST #52 What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee! Report 7points POST #53 The worst part about getting stung by bees? Tomorrow you’re going to have to take care of those hives. Report 7points POST #54 I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee. Report 7points POST #55 Meanwhile, the swarm of teen bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album. Report 7points POST #56 A smart mathematician knows exactly what a rhom-buzz is. Report 7points POST #57 You’re so bee-autiful that every day with you is like a honeymoon. Report 7points POST #58 There’s something bee-tween us and it’s not just your stinger. Report 7points POST #59 Not all it’s cracked up to bee. Report 7points POST #60 Go away, I want to bee alone. Report 6points POST #61 Pollinate me. Report 6points POST Steph Jay Steph Jay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Sounds a bit kinky? 0 0points reply #62 You’re bee-autiful. Report 6points POST #63 Come a little closer. I promise I won’t sting. Report 6points POST #64 You’re sweeter than honey. Report 6points POST #65 Are you a flower? Because I wanna help you pollinate. Report 6points POST Steph Jay Steph Jay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago Dirty things bees say to flowers.... 0 0points reply #66 You’re sweeter than honey. Report 6points POST #67 Let’s make a bee-line for the bedroom. Report 6points POST #68 You must take care of bees because you’re definitely a keeper. Report 6points POST #69 What do you call a bee having a bad hair day? A frizz-bee. Report 6points POST #70 What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasa-bee.” Report 6points POST #71 What’s a bee’s favorite novel? The Great Gats-bee. Report 6points POST #72 What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Bee-hydrated. Report 6points POST #73 What do you call a ghost bee? A boo bee. Report 6points POST #74 What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything? A free-bee. Report 6points POST #75 Why do bees do so well in job interviews? They know all the good buzzwords. Report 6points POST #76 Well, I’ll bee! Report 6points POST #77 Speaking of music, all bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees. Report 6points POST #78 That single bee finally got married because he found his honey. Report 6points POST #79 Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your bee-friend. Report 6points POST #80 What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias! Report 6points POST #81 Say, these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee. Report 6points POST #82 Wasp are you talking about? Report 6points POST #83 Do you think a bee brushes its hair with a honeycomb? Report 6points POST #84 When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home? Report 6points POST #85 A nectar pun would bee unbeelivable. Report 6points POST #86 Bees usually hive in the pool. Report 6points POST #87 What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? A stumble bee. Report 6points POST #88 When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic. Report 6points POST #89 That posh wasp is just plain snob-bee! Report 6points POST #90 Will you quit pollen my leg? Report 6points POST #91 Have you got a bee in your bonnet? Report 6points POST #92 A force to bee reckoned with. Report 6points POST #93 When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home? Report 6points POST #94 The bee got fired from the hairdressers. The only style he could do was a buzz-cut. Report 6points POST #95 What do you call a bee that's a bad loser? It's a cry ba-bee! Report 6points POST #96 What are the names for bees from America? USBs. Report 6points POST #97 How do bee boys and girls get to school? They take the buzz. Report 6points POST #98 What do they call a bee that doesn't stop talking? Blabb-bee. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #99 What are the bees' favourite weapons? BeeBee guns. Report 6points POST #100 What do bees love to chew? Bumble gum! Report 6points POST #101 Which shape is a bees' favourite? A Rhom-buzz! Report 6points POST #102 What do you call a bee that's dressed up for halloween? A bee-witched. Report 6points POST #103 What do you call a ghost bee? A boo bee. Report 6points POST #104 What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber? They like Sting. Report 6points POST #105 Why was the bee so hard to understand? It was a mumble bee. Report 6points POST #106 What did the bee say to his girlfriend? “I can’t help pollen in love with you.” Report 5points POST #107 What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane. Report 5points POST #108 The bee bank robber said to the tellers, “Your honey or your life.” Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #109 What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee! Report 5points POST #110 To bee or not to bee, that is the question. Report 5points POST #111 The bee that resides in America is called a USB. Report 5points POST #112 What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees! Report 5points POST #113 Where do worker bees go on vacation? Sting-apore. Report 5points POST #114 Just like humans, bees love the honey-moon part of their relationships more than anything else. Report 5points POST #115 The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees. Report 5points POST #116 How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun. Report 5points POST #117 A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee. Report 5points POST #118 We were always meant to bee. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #119 Of course, Grandma really liked the Bee Gees. Report 5points POST #120 A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee. Report 5points POST #121 A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee. Report 5points POST #122 Honey, I’m stuck on you. Report 5points POST #123 I can’t bee-lieve how sweet you are. Report 5points POST #124 The benefits of having a hive is un-bee-lievable. Report 5points POST #125 What’s a bee’s favorite flower? Bee-gonias! Report 5points POST #126 Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings. Report 5points POST #127 What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach? Fris-bees. Report 5points POST #128 What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #129 What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? A zom-bee. Report 5points POST #130 Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee. Report 5points POST #131 What would bears be without bees? Just ears. Report 5points POST #132 If truth bee told. Report 5points POST #133 A force to bee reckoned with. Report 5points POST #134 Who’s a bee’s favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso. Report 5points POST #135 Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about. Report 5points POST #136 The little bees are always humming because they forgot the words to the song. Report 5points POST #137 You son of a bee-ch. Report 5points POST #138 Honey, I’m home! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #139 I don’t hive a clue! Report 5points POST #140 I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 — he said it was a freebee. Report 5points POST #141 As luck would hive it. Report 5points POST #142 None of your beeswax. Report 5points POST #143 What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, honey!” Report 5points POST #144 Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza? He didn’t know where to buzz in. Report 5points POST #145 A bumblebee, a spelling bee, and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1. Report 5points POST #146 What’s a bumblebee’s favorite wing sauce? Pollenesian. Report 5points POST #147 A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King. Report 5points POST #148 Never play hide and seek with a swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #149 Can you catch the buzz to school? Report 5points POST #150 Bees love the summer because its swarm outside. Report 5points POST #151 Give me a hive five. Report 5points POST #152 Do you think a bee brushes their hair with a honeycomb? Report 5points POST #153 I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 - he said it was a free bee. Report 5points POST #154 Do you think a bee's favourite book is the Great Gats-bee? Report 5points POST #155 The bee who preferred to fly backwards all the time was heard going "zzub, zzub, zzub!" Report 5points POST #156 What's a bee's favourite sport? Rug-bee. Report 5points POST #157 What did the mummy bee call her baby? My little hum-bug. Report 5points POST #158 What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Beehydrated! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #159 What do bees get given on the first day of school? The sylla-buzz. Report 5points POST #160 What is a bee's favourite Spice Girls single? Wanna-bee! Report 5points POST #161 What’s stripey and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on a plane. Report 5points POST #162 What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee? It gets a royal pardon. Report 5points POST #163 What did one bee say to the other when they both landed on the same flower? Buzzzzzz off! Report 5points POST #164 What did the teacher bee say to their students? Bee on your best bee-haviour! Report 5points POST #165 What does the queen bee say to the worker bees? You should bee more productive. Report 5points POST #166 What do unionized bees ask for? More honey and shorter working flowers. Report 5points POST #167 No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on. Report 5points POST #168 We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes. Report 4points POST #169 What did the teacher say to the bad bee? “Bee-hive yourself.” Report 4points POST #170 The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee. Report 4points POST #171 That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee! Report 4points POST #172 What is bees’ favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee! Report 4points POST #173 What do you call a bee that was born in May? A may-bee. Report 4points POST #174 As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house swarming party. Report 4points POST #175 Bee the change you want to see. Report 4points POST #176 What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? “It’s on the sylla-buzz!” Report 4points POST #177 Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours. Report 4points POST #178 What did the businesswoman say? “We’re in bees-ness now!” Report 4points POST #179 What do you get if you cross a bee and a skunk? An animal that stings and stinks. Report 4points POST #180 A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz. Report 4points POST #181 What do you call a bee that works for the government? A pollentician. Report 4points POST #182 HIVE five! Report 4points POST #183 These bee puns are just WINGING it. Report 4points POST #184 What’s more impressive than a talking llama? A spelling bee. Report 4points POST #185 I may have never seen a humming bird, but I've definitely seen a spelling bee. Report 4points POST #186 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe. Report 4points POST #187 What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son? You must beehive! Report 4points POST #188 Which painter do bees like? Pablo Bee-casso. Report 4points POST #189 What is yellow and black and goes along the seabed? A bee in a submarine. Report 4points POST #190 What do you call a bee who doesn't show off? A humble bee. Report 4points POST #191 Why did the bee live through the winter? Because it wore a yellow jacket. Report 4points POST #192 What does a bee use to style her hair? Her honey comb, of course. Report 4points POST #193 You’re so hot, you make my colony collapse. Report 3points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. 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