Bartenders In This Online Group Jokingly Disclose What These 30 Drink Orders Tell Them About You As A Person
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Publish Not your original work? Add source The famous French lawyer and politician, also the author of The Physiology Of Taste, Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin once said, "Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are." Meaning that the choices a person makes about their food which is fundamental for being alive can reveal things about other aspects of their life. Apparently that can be applied to drinks at a bar as well because many bartenders shared their thoughts on what they think about a person when they order when Redditor Indianfattie asked "Bartenders Of Reddit: What Are The Stereotypes That Come With Specific Drinks People Order?" People eagerly joined the conversation and shared what stories they can tell from people's drinks. Do these stereotypes bartenders ascribe to your favorite drink are true? Tell us in the comments! More info: Reddit This post may include affiliate links. #1
One night I ordered it at a bar and the bartender chuckled to himself a bit so I asked him why, he said he just learned the name of that drink but didn’t want to offend me. I said to let me have it; it’s called a High Maintenance White B***h. sweetjoyness , Todd Carr Report Final score: 82points POST Yoga Kitty Yoga Kitty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Sounds absolutely easy to mix - I do not see the "high maintenance" part so far... 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5
That said, I'm pretty tolerant of most drink orders, people are allowed to like what they like, even if I don't share the same taste.
I should clarify, it's the specific way of ordering it to sound like James Bond that I find douchey and tells me the guest probably don't know what they're doing and won't like the drink, not the actual drink itself. time_is_galleons , Sarah Stierch Report Final score: 68points POST Funhog Funhog Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago True that James Bond orders a watered-down drink. As a spy, he probably does this on purpose. 23 23points reply View More Replies... View more comments #7
I'm not. smallerthings , Ruth Hartnup Report Final score: 67points POST MyOpinionHasBeenServed MyOpinionHasBeenServed Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago It's harder to come by someone who knows how to make them properly. Or even what a Shirley Temple is. 23 23points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Old-Fashioned Sweet. Fun grandma with a s**t ton of stories. Has been to hell and back but still is nice as pie. Adroite , m_culnane Report Final score: 57points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Hey, that’s me...minus the grandchildren! 17 17points reply View more comments #11
TIL also very popular amongst Babushkas and Wisconsinites. Who woulda thunk it. Scarlet_Rad , masatsu Report Final score: 56points POST Lord Mysticlaw Lord Mysticlaw Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago TIL brandy and coke is a SA thing, I thought everyone loves it as much as we do 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12
some people think I’m judging lager drinkers, I’m definitely not. In the UK pubs usually have 5+ unless they’re just a real ale pub so it’s a really unspecific order. DANIELG360 , David Woo Report Final score: 36points POST Baby Fratelli Baby Fratelli Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Surely people would know this means they’ll get the most expensive one 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22
If I'm asked about the malty flavor or mouthfeel of every IPA we have, it's a hipster in their 20's trying to be cool.
If they ask for any kind of shooter, at my bar at least (not a college bar), they're 30-35, unhappy with their life and wishing to go back to college. Often they're trying to seem fun, young, and hip to the other people at the bar.
Idk what it is about moms and margaritas, but they go together like pb&j SpartanLegend , Jazz Guy Report Final score: 35points POST Ivana Ivana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What about oyster shooters? Those things are amazing. 5 5points reply View more comments #24 If your a "vodka drinker" and you demand obscure expensive vodka for the "clean" flavor, your a victim of marketing. You don't like vodka, you like alcohol, which is fine, but pretending like there is a difference between grey goose and pinnacle is one of the lower aspects of my job. buttpants_r_r , Acid Pix Report Final score: 34points POST Danielle Terese Danielle Terese Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago You’re you’re you’re 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25
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Didn't even finish reading because the bartenders actually sound like jerks. 25 25points reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago They have to deal with drunks all the time. Can you imagine how much that sucks? 10 10points reply Load More Replies... Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) Yes but they don't judge the drunks. They judge the people who either don't get drunk enough or drink something these bartenders personally don't like or find "wussy" 1 1point reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I didn't see a lot of "wussy" posts, actually. I was looking out for them. People are assholes a lot of the time, especially when they're hanging out in groups, and drinking. Put extra shitty pandemic attitudes in there, and the fact that these folks have to deal with the added risk people are happy to throw in their faces? Let them vent. 1 1point reply Mermaid Elle-Jaye Mermaid Elle-Jaye Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago There were some people who definitely shouldn’t be in customer service but I liked the ones that were just like experience at work comparisons 0 0points reply Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I'm missing something here. At a certain point in ones adult life, we tend to order what we like (taste based) AND what our (digestion) systems can handle. So, if a young woman asks for something tasty (sugary, I suspect), what's the harm? My parents used to order white wines at every restaurant. That's what they liked and that's what their systems could handle. So, why all the judging? Or perhaps that's what this article was about.... 21 21points reply Random Anon Random Anon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 10 months ago (edited) No you're not missing anything. As a graying fella I can tell you honestly my go-to drink changes as I age. Based on this list, I should be 55-65. But I ain't lol. At least not yet. 2 2points reply Load More Replies... ZAPanda ZAPanda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago white wine is horrible, always gives me stomach ulcers. Can only do reds. Sad. 1 1point reply Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Same for me. But not so sad. I think red tastes better anyway 2 2points reply Beth S Beth S Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) I was a bartender for several years.... do you want to know what I thought about someone that ordered a pina colada? I thought that the person wanted a damn pina colada. That is all, no more and no less. LOL 20 20points reply Rocky Mom Rocky Mom Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Always gotta have one.. and I was nervous for your answer. Hahaha..yea, so judgy 3 3points reply Load More Replies... Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Huge fan of pina coladas. The flavor is just brilliant for me. 1 1point reply Load More Comments POST Zoe's Mom Zoe's Mom Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Was this even worth posting?! Didn't even finish reading because the bartenders actually sound like jerks. 25 25points reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago They have to deal with drunks all the time. Can you imagine how much that sucks? 10 10points reply Load More Replies... Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) Yes but they don't judge the drunks. They judge the people who either don't get drunk enough or drink something these bartenders personally don't like or find "wussy" 1 1point reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I didn't see a lot of "wussy" posts, actually. I was looking out for them. People are assholes a lot of the time, especially when they're hanging out in groups, and drinking. Put extra shitty pandemic attitudes in there, and the fact that these folks have to deal with the added risk people are happy to throw in their faces? Let them vent. 1 1point reply Mermaid Elle-Jaye Mermaid Elle-Jaye Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago There were some people who definitely shouldn’t be in customer service but I liked the ones that were just like experience at work comparisons 0 0points reply Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I'm missing something here. At a certain point in ones adult life, we tend to order what we like (taste based) AND what our (digestion) systems can handle. So, if a young woman asks for something tasty (sugary, I suspect), what's the harm? My parents used to order white wines at every restaurant. That's what they liked and that's what their systems could handle. So, why all the judging? Or perhaps that's what this article was about.... 21 21points reply Random Anon Random Anon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 10 months ago (edited) No you're not missing anything. As a graying fella I can tell you honestly my go-to drink changes as I age. Based on this list, I should be 55-65. But I ain't lol. At least not yet. 2 2points reply Load More Replies... ZAPanda ZAPanda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago white wine is horrible, always gives me stomach ulcers. Can only do reds. Sad. 1 1point reply Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Same for me. But not so sad. I think red tastes better anyway 2 2points reply Beth S Beth S Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) I was a bartender for several years.... do you want to know what I thought about someone that ordered a pina colada? I thought that the person wanted a damn pina colada. That is all, no more and no less. LOL 20 20points reply Rocky Mom Rocky Mom Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Always gotta have one.. and I was nervous for your answer. Hahaha..yea, so judgy 3 3points reply Load More Replies... Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Huge fan of pina coladas. The flavor is just brilliant for me. 1 1point reply Load More Comments Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. 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Bartenders In This Online Group Jokingly Disclose What These 30 Drink Orders Tell Them About You As A Person
Jurgita Dominauskaitė andSaulė Tolstych
Publish Not your original work? Add source The famous French lawyer and politician, also the author of The Physiology Of Taste, Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin once said, "Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are." Meaning that the choices a person makes about their food which is fundamental for being alive can reveal things about other aspects of their life. Apparently that can be applied to drinks at a bar as well because many bartenders shared their thoughts on what they think about a person when they order when Redditor Indianfattie asked "Bartenders Of Reddit: What Are The Stereotypes That Come With Specific Drinks People Order?" People eagerly joined the conversation and shared what stories they can tell from people's drinks. Do these stereotypes bartenders ascribe to your favorite drink are true? Tell us in the comments! More info: Reddit This post may include affiliate links. #1
Piña Colada
Pina Colada - you care more about flavor than image. Also want to be in the Caribbean. CodyLeet , Patricia Díaz Report Final score: 89points POST Ms.M. Ms.M. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 10 months ago Piña Coladas are deliciously refreshing. And yes, it would would be nice to be in the Caribbean right about now. 45 45points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2A Drink From Pinterest
If you pull up a drink you found on Pinterest and it has 25 steps and is more pretty than tasty, I can tell already you are a future “I want to speak to the manager” type of mom. CybReader , Phil Denton Report Final score: 84points POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Thanks Karen. 12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3Seven Seas
Obligatory "not a bartender" but once in NYC I overheard a dude ordering a "Seven Seas". Turned out it's "A splash of the first seven things the bartender sees" - yep, instantly judged as an alcoholic q1w2e3r4t5z , Salim Virji Report Final score: 83points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Oh wow that's hilarious. 20 20points reply View more comments #4 When I first started drinking I never knew what to order so my sister told me to get her college friend’s favorite drink, which was Malibu and Sprite. As a lifelong sugar addict I loved it.One night I ordered it at a bar and the bartender chuckled to himself a bit so I asked him why, he said he just learned the name of that drink but didn’t want to offend me. I said to let me have it; it’s called a High Maintenance White B***h. sweetjoyness , Todd Carr Report Final score: 82points POST Yoga Kitty Yoga Kitty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Sounds absolutely easy to mix - I do not see the "high maintenance" part so far... 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5
Long Island Iced Tea
LIT. Usually someone who wants to get drunk for cheap and is going to complain that the drink is not strong enough. Life Pro Tip for bartenders, before serving, fill the straw with well tequila. You will never get another complaint about a weak LIT. CoolHandRK1 , Joe Szilagyi Report Final score: 69points POST Ivana Ivana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago That pro tip is what bartenders do when they are watering down shitty drinks at bad bars. Just saying. It was what the bartenders were told to do at the bar my husband worked at. It was the standard practice to rip off customers. 39 39points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6Martini Shaken Not Stirred
Martini 'shaken, not stirred'= Idiot who knows nothing about booze and definitely has no idea what they're ordering, and will most likely not like it.That said, I'm pretty tolerant of most drink orders, people are allowed to like what they like, even if I don't share the same taste.
I should clarify, it's the specific way of ordering it to sound like James Bond that I find douchey and tells me the guest probably don't know what they're doing and won't like the drink, not the actual drink itself. time_is_galleons , Sarah Stierch Report Final score: 68points POST Funhog Funhog Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago True that James Bond orders a watered-down drink. As a spy, he probably does this on purpose. 23 23points reply View More Replies... View more comments #7
Vodka Water With Lime
Vodka water with lime for the sorority girl who wants to cut calories, then drinks 8 of them and gets blackout pizza from the place next door. FREAK_DOLPHIN_R**E , James Temple Report Final score: 68points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Got a laugh out of me...thumbs up! 23 23points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8Jagerbomb
Jagerbombs are ordered by students which just want to get f**ked up asap. [deleted] , Ben Sutherland Report Final score: 67points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Sounds right... 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9Shirley Temples
As a grown man who orders Shirley Temples I can say the stereotype is usually that I'm joking.I'm not. smallerthings , Ruth Hartnup Report Final score: 67points POST MyOpinionHasBeenServed MyOpinionHasBeenServed Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago It's harder to come by someone who knows how to make them properly. Or even what a Shirley Temple is. 23 23points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Old-Fashioned Sweet. Fun grandma with a s**t ton of stories. Has been to hell and back but still is nice as pie. Adroite , m_culnane Report Final score: 57points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Hey, that’s me...minus the grandchildren! 17 17points reply View more comments #11
Double Brandy And Coke
Double Brandy and Coke means you're probably from South AfricaTIL also very popular amongst Babushkas and Wisconsinites. Who woulda thunk it. Scarlet_Rad , masatsu Report Final score: 56points POST Lord Mysticlaw Lord Mysticlaw Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago TIL brandy and coke is a SA thing, I thought everyone loves it as much as we do 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12
Gin&Tonic
This might be silly, but people who order a gin&tonic never end up drinking fewer than 5 of them. skorletun , Katherine Lim Report Final score: 56points POST LH25 LH25 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I love gin&tonics, but can stop at 2. 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13Make It Strong
Anyone who orders a drink and says "make it strong" means that they aren't going to tip. No, I will not give you free booze, this is how I make my living. I always ask if they want to order (and therefor pay for) a double, the answer is always no. You can F**k right off, my good sir drunk_and_clumsy , mariobonifacio Report Final score: 55points POST Thorfin Wolfsbane Thorfin Wolfsbane Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I imagine drunk tippers are either really good or terrible with no inbetween. 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14Loudly Announcing That They Don t Like Drink Beer
I work at a craft microbrewery. As soon as someone feels the need to loudly announce and explain that they don’t like/drink beer, I know they’re going to be a pain in the a**. We also sell cocktails, wine, and cider, but why not talk about how all beer is disgusting in front of the brewers and staff! yamigrl , Felipe Tofani Report Final score: 51points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I'm not a beer fan but why anyone has to know that is beyond me. Then again I don't go to breweries so.... 28 28points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Pitcher of Bud Light and one glass: here's $1 while I harass every female within eyesight. octopussua , Michel Curi Report Final score: 51points POST Thorfin Wolfsbane Thorfin Wolfsbane Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I did always think of Bud Light as the official beer of date rapists... 21 21points reply View more comments #16Manhattan While In NYC
Ordering Manhattans while in nyc because of the novelty, not knowing that it’s mostly bourbon then saying it’s too strong. acunderthetree Report Final score: 42points POST ShriSha Kamboj ShriSha Kamboj Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago they expect drinks they dont know to taste like drinks they know 12 12points reply View more comments #17Lemon Drop
the woman who ordered a Lemon Drop is the only person to this day who has screamed at me at work, so I’ll say that’s a drink for high maintenance a**holes hashtagpueb , Schezar Report Final score: 41points POST MyOpinionHasBeenServed MyOpinionHasBeenServed Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I was given a lemon drop shot. I didn't know it was a shot. Thought it was an actual drink. 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18Appletini
If they come in and order an appletini you can bet they’re one hell of a doctor and not the slightest bit feminine for ordering it Son_of_Carr , Michael Lehet Report Final score: 41points POST Helen Haley Helen Haley Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I don't know about incredible doctor, I'd go with hilarious doctor with a huge man-crush on his best friend. 32 32points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #19Pink Beer
"Pink beer? No, I can't drink this, too gay, I'm not gay" I work at Harpoon in Boston and there really still are some people too afraid of being emasculated because of the color of beer they drink. thisguypatrick , Bernt Rostad Report Final score: 41points POST snipergun snipergun Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I've had some pink beer, it's called delirium red here in Netherlands and it's damn tasty. At beer tasting everyone drank it, no problem at all. 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20A Bourbon Old-Fashioned
My go-to is a bourbon old fashioned. A bartender once told me this means I'm an old woman from the South UncleTrustworthy , Jazz Guy Report Final score: 36points POST Ivana Ivana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago This is my absolute favorite. 99% of the time I will order this. One day I will be an old woman from the South. Got the Southern and woman part, just working on the old part one day at a time. 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21Lager
“I’ll have a lager” too lazy to look at the taps or you literally don’t care what you drink.some people think I’m judging lager drinkers, I’m definitely not. In the UK pubs usually have 5+ unless they’re just a real ale pub so it’s a really unspecific order. DANIELG360 , David Woo Report Final score: 36points POST Baby Fratelli Baby Fratelli Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Surely people would know this means they’ll get the most expensive one 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22
Man Orders The Same Type Of Drink As The Lady
If a man orders the same (type of) drink as the lady, they haven't had sex (with each other) yet. Berlin_Blues , djjewelz Report Final score: 36points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Well, that's hilarious, stereotyping and probably at least 60% accurate. 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 Any brand name liquor on the rocks with a splash of soda means it's a person between 55-65 with decent money. They usually tip pretty well.If I'm asked about the malty flavor or mouthfeel of every IPA we have, it's a hipster in their 20's trying to be cool.
If they ask for any kind of shooter, at my bar at least (not a college bar), they're 30-35, unhappy with their life and wishing to go back to college. Often they're trying to seem fun, young, and hip to the other people at the bar.
Idk what it is about moms and margaritas, but they go together like pb&j SpartanLegend , Jazz Guy Report Final score: 35points POST Ivana Ivana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What about oyster shooters? Those things are amazing. 5 5points reply View more comments #24 If your a "vodka drinker" and you demand obscure expensive vodka for the "clean" flavor, your a victim of marketing. You don't like vodka, you like alcohol, which is fine, but pretending like there is a difference between grey goose and pinnacle is one of the lower aspects of my job. buttpants_r_r , Acid Pix Report Final score: 34points POST Danielle Terese Danielle Terese Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago You’re you’re you’re 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25
A Bud Light Miller Light Budweiser With A Shot Of Bourbon Or Whisky
From my experience if you order a Bud Light/ Miller Light/ Budweiser with a shot of Bourbon or Whisky you probably work a manual labor intensive job. Most older women want vodka with water/tonic/soda. Younger woman tend to order vodka with cranberry or sweeter mixed drinks. Younger men tend to order IPA's or Craft Beers. I can always tell who just turned 21 due to all the complex sweet shots with fancy names being ordered. Old ladies that want to party usually start with Margaritas. I bartend on the weekends at a shot and beer spot, so I don't get a lot variety. Modod_ , Rick Report Final score: 33points POST Nikki Sevven Nikki Sevven Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Me, a 56yo woman: "May I have a pale ale and a shot of whiskey, please?" Bartender: "You're a younger man who works intensive manual labor." Me: "My dude, open your eyes." 16 16points reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 I have bartended for more than 15yrs, & honestly the biggest correlation I've experienced is with sports fans. Here, baseball fans = beers, low maintenance, minimal tips. Football fans = double whiskey 7s at 9am, as fast as possible, decent tips as its pure volume and turnover. Soccer fans = moscow mules, kamikazes, anything with 3 or more ingredients, unless it's a shot of expensive tequila. High maintenance customers, but good tips. I realize this isn't universal, but it goes with the fans and teams in my city. sneekiepee , Anto&Max Report Final score: 33points POST Bexxxxx Bexxxxx Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Wow this is….surprisingly accurate lol. I worked at a hockey bar and it’s nothing but pitchers of bud, Caesar’s and anger bombs for those teams 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27Something Yummy
"just make me something yummy" - early twenties girl that's going to flirt with me and everyone else in the bar and get carried out by 10pm. I'm a bartender not a Chef, just order a f**king drink Tiffany. kokaneeranger , Paul Wilkinson Report Final score: 32points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Sucks for you I guess. Early twenty something I would think are more interested in spending money on alcohol because they like the feeling so ... why not give them cheap pretty, sugary drinks and get more money out of it? 19 19points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28Amaretto Sour
Amaretto Sour - don't card me because I'm 18 nightster89 , sascha_medwedew Report Final score: 32points POST James James Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago As a teen I used to drink Whiskey Sour. Would go to the Chinese restaurants as they never carded. 16 16points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #29Long Island Iced Tea
Long Island iced teas rarely get tips and are almost always asked to “make it strong.” It’s nearly an entire cup of liquor how tf am I supposed to make it stronger Di5c0_T , Kyle Taylor Report Final score: 31points POST GoddessOdd GoddessOdd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I drank these for years, and I tip very well. 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30Shot Of Rye
Shot of rye - you're probably a fast gun who'll clear leather like lightning, quicker than anyone else in the territories. dolemite_II , Wendel Fisher Report Final score: 27points POST Travis Hassig Travis Hassig Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Dah! Just posted above I like a double Bullitt Rye with a little ice. Definitely not a cowboy, though... 1 1point reply View more comments Note: this post originally had 39 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversationUse html version
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Didn't even finish reading because the bartenders actually sound like jerks. 25 25points reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago They have to deal with drunks all the time. Can you imagine how much that sucks? 10 10points reply Load More Replies... Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) Yes but they don't judge the drunks. They judge the people who either don't get drunk enough or drink something these bartenders personally don't like or find "wussy" 1 1point reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I didn't see a lot of "wussy" posts, actually. I was looking out for them. People are assholes a lot of the time, especially when they're hanging out in groups, and drinking. Put extra shitty pandemic attitudes in there, and the fact that these folks have to deal with the added risk people are happy to throw in their faces? Let them vent. 1 1point reply Mermaid Elle-Jaye Mermaid Elle-Jaye Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago There were some people who definitely shouldn’t be in customer service but I liked the ones that were just like experience at work comparisons 0 0points reply Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I'm missing something here. At a certain point in ones adult life, we tend to order what we like (taste based) AND what our (digestion) systems can handle. So, if a young woman asks for something tasty (sugary, I suspect), what's the harm? My parents used to order white wines at every restaurant. That's what they liked and that's what their systems could handle. So, why all the judging? Or perhaps that's what this article was about.... 21 21points reply Random Anon Random Anon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 10 months ago (edited) No you're not missing anything. As a graying fella I can tell you honestly my go-to drink changes as I age. Based on this list, I should be 55-65. But I ain't lol. At least not yet. 2 2points reply Load More Replies... ZAPanda ZAPanda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago white wine is horrible, always gives me stomach ulcers. Can only do reds. Sad. 1 1point reply Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Same for me. But not so sad. I think red tastes better anyway 2 2points reply Beth S Beth S Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) I was a bartender for several years.... do you want to know what I thought about someone that ordered a pina colada? I thought that the person wanted a damn pina colada. That is all, no more and no less. LOL 20 20points reply Rocky Mom Rocky Mom Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Always gotta have one.. and I was nervous for your answer. Hahaha..yea, so judgy 3 3points reply Load More Replies... Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Huge fan of pina coladas. The flavor is just brilliant for me. 1 1point reply Load More Comments POST Zoe's Mom Zoe's Mom Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Was this even worth posting?! Didn't even finish reading because the bartenders actually sound like jerks. 25 25points reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago They have to deal with drunks all the time. Can you imagine how much that sucks? 10 10points reply Load More Replies... Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) Yes but they don't judge the drunks. They judge the people who either don't get drunk enough or drink something these bartenders personally don't like or find "wussy" 1 1point reply Aeon Flux Aeon Flux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I didn't see a lot of "wussy" posts, actually. I was looking out for them. People are assholes a lot of the time, especially when they're hanging out in groups, and drinking. Put extra shitty pandemic attitudes in there, and the fact that these folks have to deal with the added risk people are happy to throw in their faces? Let them vent. 1 1point reply Mermaid Elle-Jaye Mermaid Elle-Jaye Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago There were some people who definitely shouldn’t be in customer service but I liked the ones that were just like experience at work comparisons 0 0points reply Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I'm missing something here. At a certain point in ones adult life, we tend to order what we like (taste based) AND what our (digestion) systems can handle. So, if a young woman asks for something tasty (sugary, I suspect), what's the harm? My parents used to order white wines at every restaurant. That's what they liked and that's what their systems could handle. So, why all the judging? Or perhaps that's what this article was about.... 21 21points reply Random Anon Random Anon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 10 months ago (edited) No you're not missing anything. As a graying fella I can tell you honestly my go-to drink changes as I age. Based on this list, I should be 55-65. But I ain't lol. At least not yet. 2 2points reply Load More Replies... ZAPanda ZAPanda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago white wine is horrible, always gives me stomach ulcers. Can only do reds. Sad. 1 1point reply Stimpy Stimpy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Same for me. But not so sad. I think red tastes better anyway 2 2points reply Beth S Beth S Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) I was a bartender for several years.... do you want to know what I thought about someone that ordered a pina colada? I thought that the person wanted a damn pina colada. That is all, no more and no less. 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