Best Knock Knock Jokes That Might Knock You Out
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Knock knock! Who's there? Why, of course, it's the Bored Panda's knock-knock jokes article! Isn't that an unexpected yet very welcome plot twist to this old-school joke? We thought so, too. And this is exactly the joke where every twist and every unexpected portion of its punchline is happily accepted and is known to be funny to both your run-of-the-mill kindergartener and the middle-aged business tycoon. Since it's so universally funny, we definitely had to make an article dedicated to this style of humoresque, thus presenting to you our comprehensive knock-knock jokes library, which we've lovingly nurtured and are serving to be cherished. And truly, we've gathered only the best knock-knock jokes there are, and it's only a hundred and sixty that made it to the final cut. A hundred and sixty hilarious jokes that you can choose to read in an instant or spread throughout the year by reading one every two-and-an-eighth days. Or wolf down half now, and save the rest for tomorrow. Or read just the first ten. Really, the technique of how to conquer this list is entirely up to you, but whichever tactic you choose, we hope that these jokes will give you the appropriate amount of laughs and giggles. Also, it would be nice if these clever jokes won't knock-knock you down too hard, as that would make this article very much NSFW. And we don't want that, do we? Anyhoo, stretch the muscles needed for laughing (including, but not limited to, your Levator Labii Superioris, Depressor Anguli Oris, and of course, Buccinator) and bravely scroll down below to meet the so familiar yet so funny jokes. In retrospect, we should've probably opened this article by mentioning the muscle stretches, as the approximate minute-and-a-half that takes to read it would've been sufficient enough time for warming up the cords beneath your skin. Well, without crying too much over spilled milk, let's read the jokes. Don't forget to vote for the ones that entertained you the most! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock! Knock! Report 28points POST Robin Couse Robin Couse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is funny it took me a min to get be haha 1 1point reply View more comments #2 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course. Report 17points POST #3 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
H.
H who?
Bless you! Report 17points POST #4 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?" Report 16points POST #5 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you? Report 16points POST #6 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it! Report 16points POST #7 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you! Report 14points POST #8 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! Report 13points POST #9 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! Report 13points POST #10 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out? Report 13points POST #11 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who! Report 12points POST #12 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song! Report 12points POST #13 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight. Report 12points POST #14 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom. Report 12points POST #15 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know? Report 12points POST #16 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe CDEFJH... Report 11points POST #17 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. Report 11points POST #18 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention! Report 11points POST #19 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? Report 11points POST #20 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today. Report 11points POST #21 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who! Report 10points POST #22 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys the weekend—no homework! Report 10points POST #23 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come! Report 10points POST #24 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep! Report 10points POST #25 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo. Report 10points POST #26 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Report 10points POST #27 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin? Report 10points POST #28 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold! Report 10points POST #29 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again! Report 10points POST #30 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already! Report 10points POST #31 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! Report 10points POST #32 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play! Report 10points POST #33 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless. Report 10points POST #34 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Somebody who can't reach the doorbell! Report 10points POST #35 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me! Report 10points POST #36 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do? Report 10points POST #37 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired! Report 10points POST #38 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door! Report 10points POST #39 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up! Report 10points POST #40 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me! Report 10points POST #41 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question. Report 10points POST #42 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now? Report 10points POST #43 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator! Report 10points POST #44 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot. Report 10points POST #45 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are? Report 10points POST #46 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe! Report 10points POST #47 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry! Report 9points POST #48 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business! Report 9points POST #49 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless. Report 9points POST #50 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin- Mooooo! Report 9points POST #51 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know? Report 9points POST #52 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O. Report 9points POST #53 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish! Report 9points POST #54 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it! Report 9points POST #55 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work. Report 9points POST #56 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas! Report 9points POST #57 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you? Report 9points POST #58 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already! Report 9points POST #59 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison! Report 9points POST #60 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I'm excited to see you too! Report 9points POST #61 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what's taking you so long! Report 9points POST #62 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door. Report 9points POST #63 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see! Report 9points POST #64 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you! Report 9points POST #65 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking! Report 9points POST #66 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes! Report 9points POST #67 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore. Report 9points POST #68 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in? Report 9points POST #69 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up! Report 9points POST #70 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome! Report 9points POST #71 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked! Report 9points POST #72 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war. Report 9points POST #73 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now! Report 9points POST #74 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you. Report 9points POST #75 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ! Report 9points POST #76 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you! Report 9points POST #77 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later! Report 9points POST #78 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like! Report 9points POST #79 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window. Report 9points POST #80 Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me! Report 9points POST #81 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy! Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #82 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you! Report 9points POST #83 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door! Report 9points POST #84 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here? Report 8points POST #85 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions? Report 8points POST #86 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in! Report 8points POST #87 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!! Report 8points POST #88 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?! Report 8points POST #89 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know! Report 8points POST #90 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken! Report 8points POST #91 Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #92 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's cold out here. Report 8points POST #93 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy? Report 8points POST #94 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eysore.
Eysore who?
Eysore do love you! Report 8points POST #95 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone! Report 8points POST #96 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door? Report 8points POST #97 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
That's impossible.
Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice! Report 8points POST #98 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo! Report 8points POST #99 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes? Report 8points POST #100 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or they're going to die! Report 8points POST #101 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you're chewing! Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #102 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! Report 8points POST #103 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Loaf.
Loaf who?
I don't just like bread, I loaf it. Report 8points POST #104 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door? Report 8points POST #105 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat? Report 8points POST #106 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking? Report 8points POST #107 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in? Report 8points POST #108 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I'm coming in! Report 8points POST #109 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door? Report 8points POST #110 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already? Report 8points POST #111 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already? Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #112 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom." Report 8points POST #113 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too! Report 8points POST #114 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up! Report 8points POST #115 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten? Report 8points POST #116 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again! Report 8points POST #117 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep? Report 8points POST #118 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is! Report 8points POST #119 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you! Report 8points POST #120 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner. Report 8points POST #121 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo! Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #122 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’? Report 7points POST #123 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do. Report 7points POST #124 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
*Remains silent* Report 7points POST #125 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts! Report 7points POST #126 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size! Report 7points POST #127 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co... MOO! Report 7points POST #128 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now? Report 7points POST #129 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I'm freezing out here! Report 7points POST #130 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over. Report 7points POST #131 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #132 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here. Report 7points POST #133 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn't realize you were some kind of nut! Report 7points POST #134 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door? Report 7points POST #135 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before? Report 7points POST #136 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN! Report 7points POST #137 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you. Report 7points POST #138 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them! Report 7points POST #139 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Report 7points POST #140 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something. Report 7points POST #141 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #142 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running! Report 7points POST #143 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it? Report 7points POST #144 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in! Report 7points POST #145 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door! Report 7points POST #146 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture! Report 7points POST #147 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out. Report 7points POST #148 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? Report 6points POST #149 Knock! knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy! Report 6points POST #150 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree! Report 6points POST #151 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here! Report 6points POST #152 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home? Report 6points POST #153 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening. Report 6points POST #154 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel! Report 6points POST #155 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me! Report 6points POST #156 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it! Report 6points POST #157 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking! Report 6points POST #158 Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up! Report 6points POST #159 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in! Report 5points POST #160 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
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Best Knock-Knock Jokes That Might Knock You Out
Aivaras Kaziukonis andJustė Kairytė - Barkauskienė
Publish Not your original work? Add source Knock knock! Who's there? Why, of course, it's the Bored Panda's knock-knock jokes article! Isn't that an unexpected yet very welcome plot twist to this old-school joke? We thought so, too. And this is exactly the joke where every twist and every unexpected portion of its punchline is happily accepted and is known to be funny to both your run-of-the-mill kindergartener and the middle-aged business tycoon. Since it's so universally funny, we definitely had to make an article dedicated to this style of humoresque, thus presenting to you our comprehensive knock-knock jokes library, which we've lovingly nurtured and are serving to be cherished. And truly, we've gathered only the best knock-knock jokes there are, and it's only a hundred and sixty that made it to the final cut. A hundred and sixty hilarious jokes that you can choose to read in an instant or spread throughout the year by reading one every two-and-an-eighth days. Or wolf down half now, and save the rest for tomorrow. Or read just the first ten. Really, the technique of how to conquer this list is entirely up to you, but whichever tactic you choose, we hope that these jokes will give you the appropriate amount of laughs and giggles. Also, it would be nice if these clever jokes won't knock-knock you down too hard, as that would make this article very much NSFW. And we don't want that, do we? Anyhoo, stretch the muscles needed for laughing (including, but not limited to, your Levator Labii Superioris, Depressor Anguli Oris, and of course, Buccinator) and bravely scroll down below to meet the so familiar yet so funny jokes. In retrospect, we should've probably opened this article by mentioning the muscle stretches, as the approximate minute-and-a-half that takes to read it would've been sufficient enough time for warming up the cords beneath your skin. Well, without crying too much over spilled milk, let's read the jokes. Don't forget to vote for the ones that entertained you the most! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock! Knock! Report 28points POST Robin Couse Robin Couse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is funny it took me a min to get be haha 1 1point reply View more comments #2 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course. Report 17points POST #3 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
H.
H who?
Bless you! Report 17points POST #4 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?" Report 16points POST #5 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you? Report 16points POST #6 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it! Report 16points POST #7 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you! Report 14points POST #8 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! Report 13points POST #9 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! Report 13points POST #10 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out? Report 13points POST #11 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who! Report 12points POST #12 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song! Report 12points POST #13 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight. Report 12points POST #14 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom. Report 12points POST #15 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know? Report 12points POST #16 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe CDEFJH... Report 11points POST #17 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. Report 11points POST #18 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention! Report 11points POST #19 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door? Report 11points POST #20 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today. Report 11points POST #21 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who! Report 10points POST #22 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys the weekend—no homework! Report 10points POST #23 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come! Report 10points POST #24 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep! Report 10points POST #25 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo. Report 10points POST #26 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Report 10points POST #27 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin? Report 10points POST #28 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold! Report 10points POST #29 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again! Report 10points POST #30 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already! Report 10points POST #31 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! Report 10points POST #32 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play! Report 10points POST #33 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless. Report 10points POST #34 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Somebody who can't reach the doorbell! Report 10points POST #35 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me! Report 10points POST #36 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do? Report 10points POST #37 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired! Report 10points POST #38 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door! Report 10points POST #39 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up! Report 10points POST #40 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me! Report 10points POST #41 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question. Report 10points POST #42 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now? Report 10points POST #43 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator! Report 10points POST #44 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot. Report 10points POST #45 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are? Report 10points POST #46 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe! Report 10points POST #47 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry! Report 9points POST #48 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business! Report 9points POST #49 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless. Report 9points POST #50 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin- Mooooo! Report 9points POST #51 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know? Report 9points POST #52 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O. Report 9points POST #53 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish! Report 9points POST #54 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it! Report 9points POST #55 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work. Report 9points POST #56 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas! Report 9points POST #57 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you? Report 9points POST #58 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already! Report 9points POST #59 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison! Report 9points POST #60 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I'm excited to see you too! Report 9points POST #61 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what's taking you so long! Report 9points POST #62 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door. Report 9points POST #63 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see! Report 9points POST #64 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you! Report 9points POST #65 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking! Report 9points POST #66 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes! Report 9points POST #67 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore. Report 9points POST #68 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in? Report 9points POST #69 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up! Report 9points POST #70 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome! Report 9points POST #71 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked! Report 9points POST #72 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war. Report 9points POST #73 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now! Report 9points POST #74 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you. Report 9points POST #75 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ! Report 9points POST #76 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you! Report 9points POST #77 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later! Report 9points POST #78 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like! Report 9points POST #79 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window. Report 9points POST #80 Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me! Report 9points POST #81 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy! Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #82 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you! Report 9points POST #83 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door! Report 9points POST #84 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here? Report 8points POST #85 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions? Report 8points POST #86 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in! Report 8points POST #87 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!! Report 8points POST #88 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?! Report 8points POST #89 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know! Report 8points POST #90 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken! Report 8points POST #91 Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #92 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's cold out here. Report 8points POST #93 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy? Report 8points POST #94 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eysore.
Eysore who?
Eysore do love you! Report 8points POST #95 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone! Report 8points POST #96 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door? Report 8points POST #97 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
That's impossible.
Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice! Report 8points POST #98 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo! Report 8points POST #99 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes? Report 8points POST #100 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or they're going to die! Report 8points POST #101 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you're chewing! Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #102 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me! Report 8points POST #103 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Loaf.
Loaf who?
I don't just like bread, I loaf it. Report 8points POST #104 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door? Report 8points POST #105 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat? Report 8points POST #106 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking? Report 8points POST #107 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in? Report 8points POST #108 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I'm coming in! Report 8points POST #109 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door? Report 8points POST #110 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already? Report 8points POST #111 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already? Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #112 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom." Report 8points POST #113 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too! Report 8points POST #114 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up! Report 8points POST #115 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten? Report 8points POST #116 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again! Report 8points POST #117 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep? Report 8points POST #118 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is! Report 8points POST #119 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you! Report 8points POST #120 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner. Report 8points POST #121 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
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Wire.
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Yes, they do. Report 7points POST #124 Knock! Knock!
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No one who?
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Pecan.
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Wanda.
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Wanda hang out with me right now? Report 7points POST #129 Knock! Knock!
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Police.
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Justin.
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Harry.
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Dishes.
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Cash.
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Canoe.
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Canoe open the door? Report 7points POST #135 Knock! Knock!
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Avenue.
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Ice cream.
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Banana.
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Banana.
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Orange.
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Roach.
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Al.
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Andrew.
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Armageddon.
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Mikey.
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Amarillo.
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Hanna.
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Witches.
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Some.
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Dwayne.
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Iva.
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Imma.
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Alfie.
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Arfur.
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