50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021
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Publish Not your original work? Add source 2021 was one hell of a ride. We rose and fell, and rose again like phoenixes boosted by the 3rd vaccine, with life returning to the (new) normal, resumed social life and work from the office reminding us why exactly we loved that pandemic 'pause' so much, and today we stand not only strong, but super anxious. In fact, our collective anxiety could easily be awarded with magna cum laude, if there were masters at surviving a crisis. And since the crisis is far from done yet, this seems like one hell of a long course. With so many ups and downs, people's marriages have also had a rollercoaster ride. This year proved to be a test for what couples uttered on their big day, and quite likely forgot the words: "for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health." So whether they were struggling or succeeded to keep up with the marital vows, the truth is, 2021 was a perfect breeding ground for hilarious marriage tweets. Today, we present you with this collection of hands down the funniest, most painfully accurate, and all too relatable tweets for you to feast on! This post may include affiliate links. #1 notmythirdrodeo Report Final score: 320points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Keys, those treacherous little bastards. 41 41points reply View more comments #2 simoncholland Report Final score: 317points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh yes, this is my idea of a very very good marriage :D 66 66points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 GrantTanaka Report Final score: 305points POST Sue Hazlewood Sue Hazlewood Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Understand completely 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments Marriage is one hell of a crazy ride, made to stand the test of a lifetime. The paradox is that, sadly, it's notorious for failing it. So no wonder so many people are looking for ways to strengthen their marriage and build a solid ground for it to stand on. But how do we do it? Well, there's no single answer. But to find out what an expert has to say on this matter, and you'd better get your notes ready, we reached out to Francis Merson, a clinical psychologist and founder of the Paris Psychology Centre. #4 simoncholland Report Final score: 286points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago How the hell do they know the exact spot to stand in front ! HOW ?? Every . single . time. 107 107points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 SladeWentworth Report Final score: 284points POST Rebekah Rebekah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh baby. Yes. 71 71points reply View more comments #6 RodLacroix Report Final score: 279points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What a tragic mistake. She lead you straight into the web buddy and you didn't see it coming. 62 62points reply View More Replies... View more comments "People often get married while they're high on the drug of being in love – that heady cocktail of hormones and obsession where your partner seems like the most wonderful thing in the world," Merson explained. It turns out there's even a psychological term for this, which is 'limerence.' "The research is clear that this is a temporary phenomenon. Limerence wears off, sexual chemistry cools, and sometimes, tragically, not much might be left to fuel a relationship," Merson said and added that "That's why the friendship aspect of a marriage is crucial." #7 mariana057 Report Final score: 276points POST Rebekah Rebekah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I don't understand. How can this happen? It needs, at the very least, a solid twist with multiple poppings at once. 89 89points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 HenpeckedHal Report Final score: 268points POST elysse elysse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Have you checked the library yet? 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 sweetmomissa Report Final score: 259points POST Sedona Sedona Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago I know this is supposed to be a joke but whenever I felt sick or had a headache my parents wouldn't believe me. Once I broke my arm and they just gave me bag of frozen veggies. When my arm tripled in size due to swelling they finally took me to a doctor. Reading this makes me a little angry. 99 99points reply View More Replies... View more comments In order for a marriage to last and stand strong in challenging times, it has to be built on a strong friendship. "A friend is someone whose company you enjoy, whose values you share, and who you can count on in difficult times. If your partner doesn't meet these criteria, then the relationship is unlikely to be a very happy one in the long term," Merson said. The psychologist also explained that the biggest mistake people make in relationships is getting into the wrong ones. "So it's important to ask yourself when entering a relationship: is this someone I would want to be lifelong friends with? Or is this just someone I find very attractive?" #10 mommajessiec Report Final score: 258points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Well, the time resets every Monday, so totally understandable. 49 49points reply View more comments #11 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 250points POST SCamp SCamp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Striped paint 60 60points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 245points POST bastillee bastillee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Do you need help disposing of the body? 82 82points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 sarabellab123 Report Final score: 245points POST Nadine Debard Nadine Debard Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... 34 34points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 copymama Report Final score: 237points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Get your own bloody junk drawer. 57 57points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 dramadelinquent Report Final score: 234points POST Panda Kicki Panda Kicki Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Well, you need to make an example then! Take of of his tools and randomly hammer it against a rock. 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 mom_tho Report Final score: 229points POST Desiree McKinnon Desiree McKinnon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago My friends made that mistake one summer. Whined that they were bored one day. Next thing they knew, their mom had them washing down the living room walls... I know cause I came to see if they could come outside and was told of the event, and then invited inside to join them. Just in case I was bored too. I was smart enough to say, nope not bored, I'll go ride my bike. 22 22points reply View more comments #17 maryfairybobrry Report Final score: 225points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You mean, you could actually find both socks in the process? 35 35points reply View more comments #18 Lhlodder Report Final score: 219points POST Nadine Debard Nadine Debard Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Just make a list together 17 17points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 ThisOneSayz Report Final score: 215points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Exactly, I have the shows I like, my wife has her shows and then there are the shows we have to watch together.....or else 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 TheBoydP Report Final score: 205points POST Siv Øiesvold Siv Øiesvold Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ah, happy times! 12 12points reply View more comments #21 LizerReal Report Final score: 203points POST bastillee bastillee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Totally understandable. 60 60points reply View more comments #22 a_simpl_man Report Final score: 202points POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Super glue? Big box of chocolates? Or in my wife's case, a Curry and red wine. 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 199points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It's 2. 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 Lazor2828 Report Final score: 196points POST Cecily Holland Cecily Holland Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Nope. We each have our own bed. 92 92points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 Social_Mime Report Final score: 196points POST elysse elysse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Don't forget the judgemental "tsk" 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 copymama Report Final score: 193points POST A girl A girl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Very true. I can ignore the garbage for days. He cannot stand it. He takes it out. Dishes in the sink make me anxious. I do them. 46 46points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 TheCatWhisprer Report Final score: 190points POST Neil Srivatsa Neil Srivatsa Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago More like: DID YOU JUST watch three whole episodes of The Witcher without me?????? THAT'S 3 HOURS, FRANK, THREE HOURS OF MY TIME. 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 189points POST Mari Mari Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago When I am taking a nap, my kids come in to ask me things. They know i am saying yes to everything, just to let me sleep a bit more... 36 36points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 RodLacroix Report Final score: 186points POST Robert Thompson Robert Thompson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is not how I remember it. If we both have the day off, I don't have a day off. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 momjeansplease Report Final score: 182points POST Panda Kicki Panda Kicki Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think I need a translation as we dont have Target here,.aggressive sellers? 19 19points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #31 StoneAgeRadio13 Report Final score: 182points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I feel this. It ain't funny, it's cold. No it's hot. Sh!t. 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #32 mommajessiec Report Final score: 168points POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is always dodgy when buying a pressy. Just say well I'd read this company were very mean with their sizing and I know you're a size smaller :-) 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 mommajessiec Report Final score: 163points POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh and don't forget, yes I know that's were we've kept it for ten years but I tidied up. 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 159points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He just bought a dishwasher 81 81points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 mommajessiec Report Final score: 158points POST Lucas Lucas Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago My dog is the one always sitting on the remote. Or jumping on it and changing the channel. 28 28points reply View More Replies... View more comments #36 Gupton68 Report Final score: 156points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What I love about my wife is that we are perfectly comfortable drinking coffee and not uttering a single word. The kids do more than enough of the speaking. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #37 thearibradford Report Final score: 156points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago It sounds awful. 34 34points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 153points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That's a level of laziness we all strive for. 31 31points reply View more comments #39 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 153points POST CrunChewy McSandybutt CrunChewy McSandybutt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We just laugh at each other. 15 15points reply View more comments #40 EliMcCann Report Final score: 149points POST Mad Dragon Mad Dragon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago My husband has the fan going, and I have an electric blanket! 33 33points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #41 RodLacroix Report Final score: 143points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Made me chuckle. 26 26points reply View more comments #42 SladeWentworth Report Final score: 141points POST Panda Kicki Panda Kicki Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Wait until you are pregnant and his natural scent makes you literally puke every time he comes near... 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #43 maryfairybobrry Report Final score: 137points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He is a problem-solver. 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #44 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 130points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And praying that a policeman gives him a ticket, a confirmation of criticism of his driving. 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #45 Average_Dad1 Report Final score: 127points POST Orlando Pitcher Orlando Pitcher Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It's everywhere. Even my favorite video games have squid game themes. If you've never heard of squid game You live under a rock. 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 mommajessiec Report Final score: 126points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Haaahaha. So true. And that sigh you make when you stand up to go and check. Brilliant. 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #47 Chhapiness Report Final score: 125points POST Sue Hazlewood Sue Hazlewood Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Well women do not have decent pockets in their clothes! 77 77points reply View More Replies... View more comments #48 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 121points POST Panda Kicki Panda Kicki Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Most.clothes that dont.wrinkle.can just be thrown.in the drawers. We rarely buy anything that takes special care . Time can be spent bettet, like a good book och playing with the kids. 12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #49 simoncholland Report Final score: 119points POST James James Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 1/3…1/4…. Does it really matter? YES IT DOES, apparently. 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments #50 skittle624 Report Final score: 118points POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago My wife wouldn't talk to me for about a day because I had sold her Lynyrd Skynyrd Albums in her dream. Why in the name of Brian would I do that? 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 120 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes. See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add New Image Add Your Photo To This List Please use high-res photos without watermarks Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. 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Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Join the conversation POST Mari Mari Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) If the kids behave good, they are my kids. If they behave bad they are my husband's. *have you seen how smart my son is? *Your son ate all the chocolate. 12 12points reply perkio perkio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue. 7 7points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner. 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Tiny Dancer Tiny Dancer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This stuff is all in fun, trust me. Note how many of them mentioned how long they'd been together (20 years, 25, etc.). None of these folks are unhappy, they're just jokes. Coming up on 20 years ourselves here next month. Not all sunshine and roses, but my life would be pretty empty without him and my son. Good luck and much happiness to you both! 7 7points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We joke a lot, as int his thread. We roll our eyes about each other's little "things". We laugh every day, together. If I am scared at 3 AM, there he is to hold me. If he is upset at 3 AM, I am there for him. We're best friends, lovers, partners, and yes, we worked to make it that way (hint: Communication, forgiveness, repeat). That said, if you can't handle flaws in someone else? Don't live with 'em. 6 6points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Lower taxes for married people, only one house to pay for, someone is here to help you with the chores or to call 911 if you are stuck in your bathtub... 5 5points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Elaborate stuck in bathtub 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago (edited) There is a biological process called "aging" : when time goes by, you become more fragile and weaker until you eventually die. 2 2points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I thought you had an experience of being stuck in the . However yes i know. I worked in the medical field for 15 years. I loved seeing old couples helping each other out. My grams and gramps always remind eachother to take their meds shower and other daily things. Because both of their memories are not as strong as they once were. 1 1point reply NL Stuart NL Stuart Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It happened to me! Have a walk-in tub (you step in, close the door, the seal on the door allows you to fill it about 44"). Was ready to get out and the handle to open the drain broke. Cheap plastic. Couldn't reach the drain to pull it open. Couldn't open the door without pouring LOTS of soapy water in my bathroom, with 100+ year old hardwood floor two feet away. Couldn't climb out without a painful fall. Sat a long time waiting for a visit from a friend. 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Wow... That kind of misogyny is surprising. 4 4points reply Gerard Neaux Gerard Neaux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago An excellent assortment of sexist jokes. 9 9points reply Load More Replies... KMill KMill Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They’re just taking a break from the ‘let’s hate Americans’ articles 0 0points reply WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago So a list of jokes about how men are utterly useless and incompetent defines as misogyny? 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago It looks more like a list of jokes about how women treat men like they are utterly useless and incompetent. When I read this, I don't think "wow, her husband is an idiot", I think "wow, she is mean". That, or else these women are really like that, and... damn. 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Mari Mari Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) If the kids behave good, they are my kids. If they behave bad they are my husband's. *have you seen how smart my son is? *Your son ate all the chocolate. 12 12points reply perkio perkio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue. 7 7points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner. 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Tiny Dancer Tiny Dancer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This stuff is all in fun, trust me. Note how many of them mentioned how long they'd been together (20 years, 25, etc.). None of these folks are unhappy, they're just jokes. Coming up on 20 years ourselves here next month. Not all sunshine and roses, but my life would be pretty empty without him and my son. Good luck and much happiness to you both! 7 7points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We joke a lot, as int his thread. We roll our eyes about each other's little "things". We laugh every day, together. If I am scared at 3 AM, there he is to hold me. If he is upset at 3 AM, I am there for him. We're best friends, lovers, partners, and yes, we worked to make it that way (hint: Communication, forgiveness, repeat). That said, if you can't handle flaws in someone else? Don't live with 'em. 6 6points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Lower taxes for married people, only one house to pay for, someone is here to help you with the chores or to call 911 if you are stuck in your bathtub... 5 5points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Elaborate stuck in bathtub 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago (edited) There is a biological process called "aging" : when time goes by, you become more fragile and weaker until you eventually die. 2 2points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I thought you had an experience of being stuck in the . However yes i know. I worked in the medical field for 15 years. I loved seeing old couples helping each other out. My grams and gramps always remind eachother to take their meds shower and other daily things. Because both of their memories are not as strong as they once were. 1 1point reply NL Stuart NL Stuart Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It happened to me! Have a walk-in tub (you step in, close the door, the seal on the door allows you to fill it about 44"). Was ready to get out and the handle to open the drain broke. Cheap plastic. Couldn't reach the drain to pull it open. Couldn't open the door without pouring LOTS of soapy water in my bathroom, with 100+ year old hardwood floor two feet away. Couldn't climb out without a painful fall. Sat a long time waiting for a visit from a friend. 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Wow... That kind of misogyny is surprising. 4 4points reply Gerard Neaux Gerard Neaux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago An excellent assortment of sexist jokes. 9 9points reply Load More Replies... KMill KMill Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They’re just taking a break from the ‘let’s hate Americans’ articles 0 0points reply WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago So a list of jokes about how men are utterly useless and incompetent defines as misogyny? 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago It looks more like a list of jokes about how women treat men like they are utterly useless and incompetent. When I read this, I don't think "wow, her husband is an idiot", I think "wow, she is mean". 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50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021
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Publish Not your original work? Add source 2021 was one hell of a ride. We rose and fell, and rose again like phoenixes boosted by the 3rd vaccine, with life returning to the (new) normal, resumed social life and work from the office reminding us why exactly we loved that pandemic 'pause' so much, and today we stand not only strong, but super anxious. In fact, our collective anxiety could easily be awarded with magna cum laude, if there were masters at surviving a crisis. And since the crisis is far from done yet, this seems like one hell of a long course. With so many ups and downs, people's marriages have also had a rollercoaster ride. This year proved to be a test for what couples uttered on their big day, and quite likely forgot the words: "for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health." So whether they were struggling or succeeded to keep up with the marital vows, the truth is, 2021 was a perfect breeding ground for hilarious marriage tweets. Today, we present you with this collection of hands down the funniest, most painfully accurate, and all too relatable tweets for you to feast on! This post may include affiliate links. #1 notmythirdrodeo Report Final score: 320points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Keys, those treacherous little bastards. 41 41points reply View more comments #2 simoncholland Report Final score: 317points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh yes, this is my idea of a very very good marriage :D 66 66points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 GrantTanaka Report Final score: 305points POST Sue Hazlewood Sue Hazlewood Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Understand completely 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments Marriage is one hell of a crazy ride, made to stand the test of a lifetime. The paradox is that, sadly, it's notorious for failing it. So no wonder so many people are looking for ways to strengthen their marriage and build a solid ground for it to stand on. But how do we do it? Well, there's no single answer. But to find out what an expert has to say on this matter, and you'd better get your notes ready, we reached out to Francis Merson, a clinical psychologist and founder of the Paris Psychology Centre. #4 simoncholland Report Final score: 286points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago How the hell do they know the exact spot to stand in front ! HOW ?? Every . single . time. 107 107points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 SladeWentworth Report Final score: 284points POST Rebekah Rebekah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh baby. Yes. 71 71points reply View more comments #6 RodLacroix Report Final score: 279points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What a tragic mistake. She lead you straight into the web buddy and you didn't see it coming. 62 62points reply View More Replies... View more comments "People often get married while they're high on the drug of being in love – that heady cocktail of hormones and obsession where your partner seems like the most wonderful thing in the world," Merson explained. It turns out there's even a psychological term for this, which is 'limerence.' "The research is clear that this is a temporary phenomenon. Limerence wears off, sexual chemistry cools, and sometimes, tragically, not much might be left to fuel a relationship," Merson said and added that "That's why the friendship aspect of a marriage is crucial." #7 mariana057 Report Final score: 276points POST Rebekah Rebekah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I don't understand. How can this happen? It needs, at the very least, a solid twist with multiple poppings at once. 89 89points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 HenpeckedHal Report Final score: 268points POST elysse elysse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Have you checked the library yet? 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 sweetmomissa Report Final score: 259points POST Sedona Sedona Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago I know this is supposed to be a joke but whenever I felt sick or had a headache my parents wouldn't believe me. Once I broke my arm and they just gave me bag of frozen veggies. When my arm tripled in size due to swelling they finally took me to a doctor. Reading this makes me a little angry. 99 99points reply View More Replies... View more comments In order for a marriage to last and stand strong in challenging times, it has to be built on a strong friendship. "A friend is someone whose company you enjoy, whose values you share, and who you can count on in difficult times. If your partner doesn't meet these criteria, then the relationship is unlikely to be a very happy one in the long term," Merson said. The psychologist also explained that the biggest mistake people make in relationships is getting into the wrong ones. "So it's important to ask yourself when entering a relationship: is this someone I would want to be lifelong friends with? Or is this just someone I find very attractive?" #10 mommajessiec Report Final score: 258points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Well, the time resets every Monday, so totally understandable. 49 49points reply View more comments #11 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 250points POST SCamp SCamp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Striped paint 60 60points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 245points POST bastillee bastillee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Do you need help disposing of the body? 82 82points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 sarabellab123 Report Final score: 245points POST Nadine Debard Nadine Debard Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... 34 34points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 copymama Report Final score: 237points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Get your own bloody junk drawer. 57 57points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 dramadelinquent Report Final score: 234points POST Panda Kicki Panda Kicki Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Well, you need to make an example then! Take of of his tools and randomly hammer it against a rock. 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 mom_tho Report Final score: 229points POST Desiree McKinnon Desiree McKinnon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago My friends made that mistake one summer. Whined that they were bored one day. Next thing they knew, their mom had them washing down the living room walls... I know cause I came to see if they could come outside and was told of the event, and then invited inside to join them. Just in case I was bored too. I was smart enough to say, nope not bored, I'll go ride my bike. 22 22points reply View more comments #17 maryfairybobrry Report Final score: 225points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You mean, you could actually find both socks in the process? 35 35points reply View more comments #18 Lhlodder Report Final score: 219points POST Nadine Debard Nadine Debard Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Just make a list together 17 17points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 ThisOneSayz Report Final score: 215points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Exactly, I have the shows I like, my wife has her shows and then there are the shows we have to watch together.....or else 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 TheBoydP Report Final score: 205points POST Siv Øiesvold Siv Øiesvold Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ah, happy times! 12 12points reply View more comments #21 LizerReal Report Final score: 203points POST bastillee bastillee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Totally understandable. 60 60points reply View more comments #22 a_simpl_man Report Final score: 202points POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Super glue? Big box of chocolates? Or in my wife's case, a Curry and red wine. 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 199points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It's 2. 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 Lazor2828 Report Final score: 196points POST Cecily Holland Cecily Holland Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Nope. We each have our own bed. 92 92points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 Social_Mime Report Final score: 196points POST elysse elysse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Don't forget the judgemental "tsk" 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 copymama Report Final score: 193points POST A girl A girl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Very true. I can ignore the garbage for days. He cannot stand it. He takes it out. Dishes in the sink make me anxious. I do them. 46 46points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 TheCatWhisprer Report Final score: 190points POST Neil Srivatsa Neil Srivatsa Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago More like: DID YOU JUST watch three whole episodes of The Witcher without me?????? THAT'S 3 HOURS, FRANK, THREE HOURS OF MY TIME. 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 189points POST Mari Mari Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago When I am taking a nap, my kids come in to ask me things. They know i am saying yes to everything, just to let me sleep a bit more... 36 36points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 RodLacroix Report Final score: 186points POST Robert Thompson Robert Thompson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is not how I remember it. If we both have the day off, I don't have a day off. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 momjeansplease Report Final score: 182points POST Panda Kicki Panda Kicki Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think I need a translation as we dont have Target here,.aggressive sellers? 19 19points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #31 StoneAgeRadio13 Report Final score: 182points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I feel this. It ain't funny, it's cold. No it's hot. Sh!t. 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #32 mommajessiec Report Final score: 168points POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is always dodgy when buying a pressy. Just say well I'd read this company were very mean with their sizing and I know you're a size smaller :-) 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 mommajessiec Report Final score: 163points POST Paul C. Paul C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh and don't forget, yes I know that's were we've kept it for ten years but I tidied up. 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 159points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He just bought a dishwasher 81 81points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 mommajessiec Report Final score: 158points POST Lucas Lucas Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago My dog is the one always sitting on the remote. Or jumping on it and changing the channel. 28 28points reply View More Replies... View more comments #36 Gupton68 Report Final score: 156points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What I love about my wife is that we are perfectly comfortable drinking coffee and not uttering a single word. The kids do more than enough of the speaking. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #37 thearibradford Report Final score: 156points POST Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago It sounds awful. 34 34points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 XplodingUnicorn Report Final score: 153points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That's a level of laziness we all strive for. 31 31points reply View more comments #39 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 153points POST CrunChewy McSandybutt CrunChewy McSandybutt Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We just laugh at each other. 15 15points reply View more comments #40 EliMcCann Report Final score: 149points POST Mad Dragon Mad Dragon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago My husband has the fan going, and I have an electric blanket! 33 33points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #41 RodLacroix Report Final score: 143points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Made me chuckle. 26 26points reply View more comments #42 SladeWentworth Report Final score: 141points POST Panda Kicki Panda Kicki Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Wait until you are pregnant and his natural scent makes you literally puke every time he comes near... 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #43 maryfairybobrry Report Final score: 137points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He is a problem-solver. 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #44 sixfootcandy Report Final score: 130points POST Serial pacifist Serial pacifist Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And praying that a policeman gives him a ticket, a confirmation of criticism of his driving. 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #45 Average_Dad1 Report Final score: 127points POST Orlando Pitcher Orlando Pitcher Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It's everywhere. Even my favorite video games have squid game themes. If you've never heard of squid game You live under a rock. 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 mommajessiec Report Final score: 126points POST Caro Caro Caro Caro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Haaahaha. So true. And that sigh you make when you stand up to go and check. Brilliant. 21 21points reply View More Replies... 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Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Join the conversation POST Mari Mari Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) If the kids behave good, they are my kids. If they behave bad they are my husband's. *have you seen how smart my son is? *Your son ate all the chocolate. 12 12points reply perkio perkio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue. 7 7points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner. 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Tiny Dancer Tiny Dancer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This stuff is all in fun, trust me. Note how many of them mentioned how long they'd been together (20 years, 25, etc.). None of these folks are unhappy, they're just jokes. Coming up on 20 years ourselves here next month. Not all sunshine and roses, but my life would be pretty empty without him and my son. Good luck and much happiness to you both! 7 7points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We joke a lot, as int his thread. We roll our eyes about each other's little "things". We laugh every day, together. If I am scared at 3 AM, there he is to hold me. If he is upset at 3 AM, I am there for him. We're best friends, lovers, partners, and yes, we worked to make it that way (hint: Communication, forgiveness, repeat). That said, if you can't handle flaws in someone else? Don't live with 'em. 6 6points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Lower taxes for married people, only one house to pay for, someone is here to help you with the chores or to call 911 if you are stuck in your bathtub... 5 5points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Elaborate stuck in bathtub 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago (edited) There is a biological process called "aging" : when time goes by, you become more fragile and weaker until you eventually die. 2 2points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I thought you had an experience of being stuck in the . However yes i know. I worked in the medical field for 15 years. I loved seeing old couples helping each other out. My grams and gramps always remind eachother to take their meds shower and other daily things. Because both of their memories are not as strong as they once were. 1 1point reply NL Stuart NL Stuart Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It happened to me! Have a walk-in tub (you step in, close the door, the seal on the door allows you to fill it about 44"). Was ready to get out and the handle to open the drain broke. Cheap plastic. Couldn't reach the drain to pull it open. Couldn't open the door without pouring LOTS of soapy water in my bathroom, with 100+ year old hardwood floor two feet away. Couldn't climb out without a painful fall. Sat a long time waiting for a visit from a friend. 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Wow... That kind of misogyny is surprising. 4 4points reply Gerard Neaux Gerard Neaux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago An excellent assortment of sexist jokes. 9 9points reply Load More Replies... KMill KMill Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They’re just taking a break from the ‘let’s hate Americans’ articles 0 0points reply WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago So a list of jokes about how men are utterly useless and incompetent defines as misogyny? 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago It looks more like a list of jokes about how women treat men like they are utterly useless and incompetent. When I read this, I don't think "wow, her husband is an idiot", I think "wow, she is mean". That, or else these women are really like that, and... damn. 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Mari Mari Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) If the kids behave good, they are my kids. If they behave bad they are my husband's. *have you seen how smart my son is? *Your son ate all the chocolate. 12 12points reply perkio perkio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue. 7 7points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner. 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Tiny Dancer Tiny Dancer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This stuff is all in fun, trust me. Note how many of them mentioned how long they'd been together (20 years, 25, etc.). None of these folks are unhappy, they're just jokes. Coming up on 20 years ourselves here next month. Not all sunshine and roses, but my life would be pretty empty without him and my son. Good luck and much happiness to you both! 7 7points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We joke a lot, as int his thread. We roll our eyes about each other's little "things". We laugh every day, together. If I am scared at 3 AM, there he is to hold me. If he is upset at 3 AM, I am there for him. We're best friends, lovers, partners, and yes, we worked to make it that way (hint: Communication, forgiveness, repeat). That said, if you can't handle flaws in someone else? Don't live with 'em. 6 6points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Lower taxes for married people, only one house to pay for, someone is here to help you with the chores or to call 911 if you are stuck in your bathtub... 5 5points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Elaborate stuck in bathtub 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago (edited) There is a biological process called "aging" : when time goes by, you become more fragile and weaker until you eventually die. 2 2points reply Summer Mason Summer Mason Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I thought you had an experience of being stuck in the . However yes i know. I worked in the medical field for 15 years. I loved seeing old couples helping each other out. My grams and gramps always remind eachother to take their meds shower and other daily things. Because both of their memories are not as strong as they once were. 1 1point reply NL Stuart NL Stuart Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It happened to me! Have a walk-in tub (you step in, close the door, the seal on the door allows you to fill it about 44"). Was ready to get out and the handle to open the drain broke. Cheap plastic. Couldn't reach the drain to pull it open. Couldn't open the door without pouring LOTS of soapy water in my bathroom, with 100+ year old hardwood floor two feet away. Couldn't climb out without a painful fall. Sat a long time waiting for a visit from a friend. 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago Wow... That kind of misogyny is surprising. 4 4points reply Gerard Neaux Gerard Neaux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago An excellent assortment of sexist jokes. 9 9points reply Load More Replies... KMill KMill Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They’re just taking a break from the ‘let’s hate Americans’ articles 0 0points reply WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago So a list of jokes about how men are utterly useless and incompetent defines as misogyny? 0 0points reply Ryan Deschanel Ryan Deschanel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago It looks more like a list of jokes about how women treat men like they are utterly useless and incompetent. When I read this, I don't think "wow, her husband is an idiot", I think "wow, she is mean". 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