164 Corny Love Jokes That Are Right On Time For Valentine s Day
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Publish Not your original work? Add source If every song is inherently about love, then finding a joke dedicated to this chemical brain reaction is far rarer. But we did it! We have scoured the Internet, checked every thread and every post, and found enough funny material to dedicate a complete list to adorable love jokes. And you know what, it's right on time for Valentine's day, so you might just have the perfect source for greeting card inspiration in front of your very own eyes. So, the things you are about to find on this list are: the cutest jokes on bees meeting their honey, the silliest pick-up lines, the most adorable puns on doctors having crushes, and, of course, some healthy satire on the institution of marriage. So really, a love joke for any occasion, any Valentine's Day plans, and even for those who aren't paired up at this instant. Alas, with the help of these silly jokes, who knows, you might just attract someone's attention! And while we know that some of you cringe the very hardest upon seeing anything sweet or cute, we can bet that these love jokes will make even the iciest heart thaw at least a tiny bit. If you are still determined to prove us wrong, though, try and read this article without uttering any 'awwws' and 'oooohs' even in the solitude of your cranium. If you honestly succeed, our bows are deserved, but if not - a 'we told you so' might be issued. Well, anyway, let's just go to the silly jokes and check them out for ourselves, shall we? Of course, don't forget to vote for the love jokes that made you squeal with joy and share this article with your loved ones (even if it's a cat). This post may include affiliate links. #1 My friends laughed at me when I said I had a hot date and said that she was imaginary.
The joke is on them, though. They’re imaginary, too. Report 33points POST Rose Romano Rose Romano Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I hate to admit this, but I can relate. 6 6points reply #2 If I ever have a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s.
It’s never been used. Report 31points POST Oak Ruiz Oak Ruiz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Damn. 3 3points reply View more comments #3 I’m in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future. Report 28points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lightyears away? 5 5points reply View more comments #4 A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games. Report 28points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Let;'s play You're it! 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 When one satellite dish falls in love with another, what’s the best part of the wedding?
The reception. Report 27points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago At least this wedding will be interesting as long as I have my phone 2 2points reply #6 Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
The calendar! Report 25points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And who doesn't? ME! 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #7 My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change." Report 25points POST #8 The T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much” as he stretched out his arms as far as he could.
His girlfriend said, “That’s not very much.” Report 24points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That should be enough for you 5 5points reply View more comments #9 What do you call two ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy?
Romance. Report 23points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) Romance in many latin languages have a different meaning than english..it signifyes some glamourous Love between man n woman,like the story of Romeo n Juliet....not Just a vulgar TV soup Opera 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 What happens when you fall in love with an encyclopedia?
You get in-fact-uated. Report 20points POST #11 My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Report 19points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can, but I'm compatible with Android, my soul mate 8 8points reply View more comments #12 My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a keeper. Report 19points POST #13 Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He'll dessert you. Report 18points POST heystobit1231 heystobit1231 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He gave you up, he let you down, he ran around and desserted you 0 0points reply #14 Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted?
He fell in love with a pincushion. Report 18points POST #15 What did the volcano say to express his love to his girlfriend?
He said, “I lava you so much!” Report 18points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago THERE IS A DISNEY SONG "LAVA" ON THIS IDEA! WATCH/LISTEN IT RN!!! 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 Don't break anybody's heart; they only have one. Break their bones; they have 206. Report 18points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yeahhh,that.s what Ana Condas do when embrancing some lovers 2 2points reply #17 Why did the soccer player dislike Valentine’s Day?
He hated getting red cards. Report 17points POST #18 Had a nice long chat with my husband today after our WI-FI went down.
He seems like a nice guy. Report 17points POST #19 How do tightrope walkers find romance?
Online dating! Report 16points POST #20 What did the octopus say to its octopus crush?
“I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.” Report 16points POST Annie Bieber Annie Bieber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 0 0points reply #21 My wife thinks I don’t respect her privacy enough. At least, that’s what it says in her diary. Report 16points POST Crazy Dubagay Crazy Dubagay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lol 2 2points reply View more comments #22 Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes. Report 16points POST Kai Kai Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago tomatoes are fruits though aren't they?... 1 1point reply #23 I'm trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn't even know if I exist or not. Report 15points POST #24 Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart and you can steal mine. Report 15points POST #25 Spouse #1: "I love you."
Spouse #2: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Spouse #1: "It's me. Talking to the wine." Report 15points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago N I Love wine more than humans lovers...they satisfy my inner ego above all 1 1point reply #26 They say that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. So how come when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half?! Report 15points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Then it s a no...no..for remainder of life 1 1point reply #27 Being in a relationship is just yelling "WHAT?" from different rooms for thirty years and then you die. Report 15points POST #28 They keep saying the right person will come along.
I think mine got lost. Report 14points POST LaKalynn Galloway LaKalynn Galloway Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago or their just left.... 1 1point reply View more comments #29 My girlfriend just told me that she didn’t care what she got for Christmas, as long as it had diamonds in it.
Looks like somebody’s getting a pack of cards. Report 14points POST #30 Why is Spider-Man the perfect boyfriend?
Because he’ll always stick beside you. Report 14points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But beware of a Black Window spiderwoman 2 2points reply #31 Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! Report 14points POST Vic Vic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago it goes from there to "I find your lack of faith disturbing" pretty quickly.. 3 3points reply #32 What happens when your boyfriend pokes you in the eye?
You stop seeing him for a while. Report 14points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 'Cause he been arrested for assault, a very common crime nowdays..hoje he stays in jail for a loooong time 1 1point reply #33 We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair. Report 13points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago If we're not socks, we can't lose each other too! Yay! 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 What did the light bulb say to the switch?
“You turn me on.” Report 13points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Or off.. 3 3points reply #35 What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Burnt lips. Report 13points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago When u Kiss a frog it becomes an enchanting bonde young prince...but if the animal is a Dragon it will digest you entirely 2 2points reply #36 Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart. Report 13points POST #37 The secret to a successful long-term relationship is the ability to laugh at the same joke 3,682,000 times. Report 13points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Hahhhhhhhhhh...lol..but I will stop here, I do not wish that level of sucesso,defitly 2 2points reply #38 What did one little flame say to the other?
“We’re a perfect match.” Report 12points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We are consuming ourselves with a burning Love passion 1 1point reply #39 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Report 12points POST #40 I always wanted to marry an Archeologist. The older I would get, the more interested she would become! Report 12points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But archeologists Love always terminate in ruins 2 2points reply #41 Why is it annoying to date a chef?
Because you get roasted too much! Report 12points POST #42 What is it like to date a dentist?
They’ll always make you smile. Report 12points POST #43 Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl, who?
Owl always love you! Report 12points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Well, you own me that too 0 0points reply #44 What do you call a pair of spiders that just tied the knot?
Newly-webs. Report 12points POST #45 Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You're one of them. Report 11points POST #46 How do you make a crush notice you if they don't believe in love at first sight? You pass by them again. Report 11points POST #47 What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance? Report 10points POST #48 Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely. Report 10points POST #49 I like to show my girlfriend who's the boss in our house. I do this by holding a mirror up to her face. Report 10points POST #50 What happens when you date a girl whose ex-boyfriend was a clown?
You get some big shoes to fill. Report 10points POST #51 Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Report 10points POST kristina law kristina law Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago These are so adorable lol corny and cheesy yes.But still cute! 2 2points reply #52 Just went on a date with a welder.
Man, were the sparks flying! Report 10points POST #53 I just saw two zombies on a date.
And they say romance is dead. Report 10points POST #54 What did the snake say to his girlfriend?
“Give me a little hiss.” Report 10points POST #55 My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary. Report 10points POST #56 Why is it difficult to impress the police? Because they don’t like anyone who steals hearts. Report 10points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Só what? Robbers are yet worse ,one of these rascalls ran away after getting my necklace Gold chain with a pure 24 karats small heart attached to that -1 -1point reply #57 Confucius says "Love one another. If it doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words." Report 10points POST #58 I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed. Report 10points POST #59 After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.” Report 10points POST #60 Which song do sunflowers listen to when their girlfriend goes to work?
“Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.” Report 9points POST #61 Why is it risky to date a photographer?
Because you might get shot. Report 9points POST #62 Why shouldn’t you date a poet?
Because they might go from bad to verse. Report 9points POST #63 What is the worst thing about dating astronauts?
They don’t like to give you any space. Report 9points POST #64 I'm single by choice. Unfortunately, it's not my choice. Report 9points POST Laura Probst Laura Probst Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Story of my life. 1 1point reply #65 I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine. Report 9points POST #66 LOVE stands for Loss Of Valuable Energy. Report 9points POST Sky Render Sky Render Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I thought it stood for Level Of ViolencE. 0 0points reply #67 A husband was throwing knives at his wife’s photo and missing the target. All of a sudden, she called to ask what he was doing. His reply was, “I am missing you.” Report 9points POST #68 My partner asked to play doctor…
So I kept him waiting outside the bedroom for three hours! Report 9points POST #69 What's the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener. Report 8points POST #70 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Report 8points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Relationships are equations that never equalizes 1 1point reply #71 I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. Report 8points POST #72 What happens when you fall in love with a chef?
You get buttered up. Report 8points POST #73 What did the squirrel say to his lover?
“I’m nuts about you!” Report 8points POST #74 Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
He was losing interest. Report 8points POST #75 My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk". Report 8points POST #76 What do you call it when two nachos fall for each other?
A relation-dip. Report 8points POST #77 Do you know what happened when one girl fell in love with a mechanic? Their relationship had a breakdown. Report 8points POST #78 How does it feel to date a deep-sea diver?
You drown in their love. Report 8points POST #79 What did the mobile phone say to the Wi-Fi router?
“I think I feel a special connection between us.” Report 8points POST #80 Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “I don’t know. What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.” Report 8points POST #81 When you are in love, it is the most glorious two and a half days of one’s entire life. Report 8points POST #82 Your name must be Autumn, because I’m fall-ing hard for you. Report 8points POST #83 The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #84 Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them! Report 8points POST #85 How do you tell your boyfriend that your relationship isn’t working out?
You stop going to the gym with him. Report 8points POST #86 What's common between a girlfriend and an X-ray machine?
Both can see right through you. Report 8points POST #87 What do you call your girlfriend if she doesn’t text you when she gets home?
Homeless. Report 8points POST #88 Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th. Report 8points POST #89 My husband is of the opinion that I am absolutely crazy. But if he is the one who decided to get married to me, then that makes him even crazier than I am. Report 8points POST #90 Love is in the air? What about the Oxygen! Report 8points POST #91 When do bees like to get married?
When they find their honey. Report 7points POST #92 You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try. Report 7points POST #93 Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #94 What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you. Report 7points POST #95 What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?
It was love at first bite. Report 7points POST #96 What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts! Report 7points POST #97 Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore, who?
Eyesore do love you a lot. Report 7points POST #98 If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart. Report 7points POST #99 Which is the best season for bed bugs to get married?
The spring. Report 7points POST #100 Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art. Report 7points POST #101 What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you watts and watts. Report 7points POST #102 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together. Report 6points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Y ????? 1 1point reply #103 Do you know why the Queen of Hearts married the King of Hearts?
Because they were utterly suited for each other. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #104 Why did the baseball player have trouble dating?
He always had a hard time getting to first base. Report 6points POST #105 What did the astronaut’s girlfriend say to him when he proposed in outer-space?
“I can’t breathe!” Report 6points POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think this joke stopped being funny in 2020. 0 0points reply #106 What was the stamp’s way of confessing his love for the envelope? He said, “I’m stuck on you!” Report 6points POST #107 My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD.
I told her to close the door five times on her way out. Report 6points POST #108 What kind of architecture makes people fall in love?
Heart deco. Report 6points POST #109 Why did the man accuse his wife of robbery?
She stole his heart. Report 6points POST #110 My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But, I laugh more. Report 6points POST #111 What did the Australian zoologist do with his sweetheart?
Spend koala-ty time together. Report 6points POST #112 Why did the square break up with the circle?
She wasn’t edgy enough. Report 6points POST #113 What do you call two rabbits in bed?
Snuggle-bunnies. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #114 What do you call a pair of fish?
Sole-mates. Report 6points POST #115 You’re like asthma because you take my breath away. Report 6points POST #116 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's your common sense leaving your body. Report 6points POST #117 My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that... Report 6points POST #118 My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." Report 6points POST #119 What did the lung say to his girlfriend?
“You take my breath away!” Report 6points POST #120 A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more than twice a week. Report 6points POST #121 A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. Report 6points POST #122 I had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong.
We’re married now. Report 6points POST #123 My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life. I’m not buying it. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #124 What type of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship. Report 6points POST #125 Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental! Report 6points POST #126 I think my girlfriend has a blind fetish. Last night she said we should stop seeing each other. Report 6points POST #127 The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk. Report 6points POST #128 Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was the icing on the cake. Report 6points POST #129 Are you from Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte. Report 6points POST #130 Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno, who.
Juno that you're the love of my life? Report 6points POST #131 Are you a banana?
Because I find you a peeling. Report 6points POST #132 Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore. Report 6points POST #133 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #134 Why did she fall for the high-fat, low-carb diet?
Because it was the keto her heart the whole time. Report 6points POST #135 Why is Elvis Presley sentimental?
Because he can’t help falling in love with you. Report 6points POST #136 I used to date a girl that reported the weather. We’d have a stormy relationship. Report 6points POST #137 Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy. Report 6points POST #138 Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you’re disconnected. Report 6points POST #139 Love is a very complex matter of chemistry. And that is why my partner treats me like toxic waste! Report 6points POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago lol wife bad - Boomers 0 0points reply #140 How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring. Report 5points POST #141 What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. Report 5points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Love in the beggining is Just like a delicious lollypop but when marriages arrives it ends up as a stick 0 0points reply #142 What does the ghost call his true love?
My ghoul-friend. Report 5points POST #143 What did the hopeless romantic baker say to his dough?
I knead you! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #144 What happened when the candle went dating?
It found the perfect match. Report 5points POST #145 Why did the melons get married in a church?
They cantaloupe. Report 5points POST #146 The funniest joke of all time is my love life. Report 5points POST #147 Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? Report 5points POST #148 Why do men believe in love at first sight?
It saves them a ton of money. Report 5points POST #149 How do you get a banker to fall in love with you?
Pique their interest. Report 5points POST #150 My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Report 5points POST #151 What happens when two ropes fall head over heels for each other?
They tie the knot. Report 5points POST #152 What do you call two raindrops who have fallen for each other? Rain-beaus. Report 5points POST #153 What’s the best thing about dating an architect?
The foundation of the relationship is strong! Report 5points POST #154 How do you ask a foodie out on a date?
You say, “Lettuce meat for dinner.” Report 5points POST #155 How do atoms know that they are falling in love?
They feel a strong force between each other. Report 5points POST #156 What would the earth say to the sun if they started dating?
“My entire world revolves around you.” Report 5points POST #157 What did Mr. Broom say to his wife?
“You absolutely swept me off my feet!” Report 5points POST #158 I have been happily and blissfully married for 5 years… out of a total of 20. Report 5points POST #159 Why are artichokes so beloved?
They're known for their hearts. Report 5points POST #160 Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen. Report 5points POST #161 I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you. Report 5points POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Funnyn't. 0 0points reply #162 Why did the bartender get back with her boyfriend?
Because he kept asking for one more shot. Report 5points POST #163 Why do brides cry at their wedding?
Because they can’t marry the best man. Report 5points POST #164 Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Report 4points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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164 Corny Love Jokes That Are Right On Time For Valentine’ s Day
Saimonas Lukošius andJustė Kairytė - Barkauskienė
Publish Not your original work? Add source If every song is inherently about love, then finding a joke dedicated to this chemical brain reaction is far rarer. But we did it! We have scoured the Internet, checked every thread and every post, and found enough funny material to dedicate a complete list to adorable love jokes. And you know what, it's right on time for Valentine's day, so you might just have the perfect source for greeting card inspiration in front of your very own eyes. So, the things you are about to find on this list are: the cutest jokes on bees meeting their honey, the silliest pick-up lines, the most adorable puns on doctors having crushes, and, of course, some healthy satire on the institution of marriage. So really, a love joke for any occasion, any Valentine's Day plans, and even for those who aren't paired up at this instant. Alas, with the help of these silly jokes, who knows, you might just attract someone's attention! And while we know that some of you cringe the very hardest upon seeing anything sweet or cute, we can bet that these love jokes will make even the iciest heart thaw at least a tiny bit. If you are still determined to prove us wrong, though, try and read this article without uttering any 'awwws' and 'oooohs' even in the solitude of your cranium. If you honestly succeed, our bows are deserved, but if not - a 'we told you so' might be issued. Well, anyway, let's just go to the silly jokes and check them out for ourselves, shall we? Of course, don't forget to vote for the love jokes that made you squeal with joy and share this article with your loved ones (even if it's a cat). This post may include affiliate links. #1 My friends laughed at me when I said I had a hot date and said that she was imaginary.
The joke is on them, though. They’re imaginary, too. Report 33points POST Rose Romano Rose Romano Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I hate to admit this, but I can relate. 6 6points reply #2 If I ever have a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s.
It’s never been used. Report 31points POST Oak Ruiz Oak Ruiz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Damn. 3 3points reply View more comments #3 I’m in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future. Report 28points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lightyears away? 5 5points reply View more comments #4 A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games. Report 28points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Let;'s play You're it! 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 When one satellite dish falls in love with another, what’s the best part of the wedding?
The reception. Report 27points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago At least this wedding will be interesting as long as I have my phone 2 2points reply #6 Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
The calendar! Report 25points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And who doesn't? ME! 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #7 My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change." Report 25points POST #8 The T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much” as he stretched out his arms as far as he could.
His girlfriend said, “That’s not very much.” Report 24points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That should be enough for you 5 5points reply View more comments #9 What do you call two ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy?
Romance. Report 23points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) Romance in many latin languages have a different meaning than english..it signifyes some glamourous Love between man n woman,like the story of Romeo n Juliet....not Just a vulgar TV soup Opera 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 What happens when you fall in love with an encyclopedia?
You get in-fact-uated. Report 20points POST #11 My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Report 19points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can, but I'm compatible with Android, my soul mate 8 8points reply View more comments #12 My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a keeper. Report 19points POST #13 Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He'll dessert you. Report 18points POST heystobit1231 heystobit1231 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He gave you up, he let you down, he ran around and desserted you 0 0points reply #14 Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted?
He fell in love with a pincushion. Report 18points POST #15 What did the volcano say to express his love to his girlfriend?
He said, “I lava you so much!” Report 18points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago THERE IS A DISNEY SONG "LAVA" ON THIS IDEA! WATCH/LISTEN IT RN!!! 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 Don't break anybody's heart; they only have one. Break their bones; they have 206. Report 18points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yeahhh,that.s what Ana Condas do when embrancing some lovers 2 2points reply #17 Why did the soccer player dislike Valentine’s Day?
He hated getting red cards. Report 17points POST #18 Had a nice long chat with my husband today after our WI-FI went down.
He seems like a nice guy. Report 17points POST #19 How do tightrope walkers find romance?
Online dating! Report 16points POST #20 What did the octopus say to its octopus crush?
“I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.” Report 16points POST Annie Bieber Annie Bieber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 0 0points reply #21 My wife thinks I don’t respect her privacy enough. At least, that’s what it says in her diary. Report 16points POST Crazy Dubagay Crazy Dubagay Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lol 2 2points reply View more comments #22 Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes. Report 16points POST Kai Kai Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago tomatoes are fruits though aren't they?... 1 1point reply #23 I'm trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn't even know if I exist or not. Report 15points POST #24 Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart and you can steal mine. Report 15points POST #25 Spouse #1: "I love you."
Spouse #2: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Spouse #1: "It's me. Talking to the wine." Report 15points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago N I Love wine more than humans lovers...they satisfy my inner ego above all 1 1point reply #26 They say that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. So how come when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half?! Report 15points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Then it s a no...no..for remainder of life 1 1point reply #27 Being in a relationship is just yelling "WHAT?" from different rooms for thirty years and then you die. Report 15points POST #28 They keep saying the right person will come along.
I think mine got lost. Report 14points POST LaKalynn Galloway LaKalynn Galloway Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago or their just left.... 1 1point reply View more comments #29 My girlfriend just told me that she didn’t care what she got for Christmas, as long as it had diamonds in it.
Looks like somebody’s getting a pack of cards. Report 14points POST #30 Why is Spider-Man the perfect boyfriend?
Because he’ll always stick beside you. Report 14points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But beware of a Black Window spiderwoman 2 2points reply #31 Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! Report 14points POST Vic Vic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago it goes from there to "I find your lack of faith disturbing" pretty quickly.. 3 3points reply #32 What happens when your boyfriend pokes you in the eye?
You stop seeing him for a while. Report 14points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 'Cause he been arrested for assault, a very common crime nowdays..hoje he stays in jail for a loooong time 1 1point reply #33 We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair. Report 13points POST DUN DUN DUN DUN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago If we're not socks, we can't lose each other too! Yay! 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 What did the light bulb say to the switch?
“You turn me on.” Report 13points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Or off.. 3 3points reply #35 What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Burnt lips. Report 13points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago When u Kiss a frog it becomes an enchanting bonde young prince...but if the animal is a Dragon it will digest you entirely 2 2points reply #36 Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart. Report 13points POST #37 The secret to a successful long-term relationship is the ability to laugh at the same joke 3,682,000 times. Report 13points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Hahhhhhhhhhh...lol..but I will stop here, I do not wish that level of sucesso,defitly 2 2points reply #38 What did one little flame say to the other?
“We’re a perfect match.” Report 12points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We are consuming ourselves with a burning Love passion 1 1point reply #39 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Report 12points POST #40 I always wanted to marry an Archeologist. The older I would get, the more interested she would become! Report 12points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But archeologists Love always terminate in ruins 2 2points reply #41 Why is it annoying to date a chef?
Because you get roasted too much! Report 12points POST #42 What is it like to date a dentist?
They’ll always make you smile. Report 12points POST #43 Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl, who?
Owl always love you! Report 12points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Well, you own me that too 0 0points reply #44 What do you call a pair of spiders that just tied the knot?
Newly-webs. Report 12points POST #45 Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You're one of them. Report 11points POST #46 How do you make a crush notice you if they don't believe in love at first sight? You pass by them again. Report 11points POST #47 What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance? Report 10points POST #48 Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely. Report 10points POST #49 I like to show my girlfriend who's the boss in our house. I do this by holding a mirror up to her face. Report 10points POST #50 What happens when you date a girl whose ex-boyfriend was a clown?
You get some big shoes to fill. Report 10points POST #51 Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Report 10points POST kristina law kristina law Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago These are so adorable lol corny and cheesy yes.But still cute! 2 2points reply #52 Just went on a date with a welder.
Man, were the sparks flying! Report 10points POST #53 I just saw two zombies on a date.
And they say romance is dead. Report 10points POST #54 What did the snake say to his girlfriend?
“Give me a little hiss.” Report 10points POST #55 My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary. Report 10points POST #56 Why is it difficult to impress the police? Because they don’t like anyone who steals hearts. Report 10points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Só what? Robbers are yet worse ,one of these rascalls ran away after getting my necklace Gold chain with a pure 24 karats small heart attached to that -1 -1point reply #57 Confucius says "Love one another. If it doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words." Report 10points POST #58 I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed. Report 10points POST #59 After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.” Report 10points POST #60 Which song do sunflowers listen to when their girlfriend goes to work?
“Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.” Report 9points POST #61 Why is it risky to date a photographer?
Because you might get shot. Report 9points POST #62 Why shouldn’t you date a poet?
Because they might go from bad to verse. Report 9points POST #63 What is the worst thing about dating astronauts?
They don’t like to give you any space. Report 9points POST #64 I'm single by choice. Unfortunately, it's not my choice. Report 9points POST Laura Probst Laura Probst Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Story of my life. 1 1point reply #65 I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine. Report 9points POST #66 LOVE stands for Loss Of Valuable Energy. Report 9points POST Sky Render Sky Render Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I thought it stood for Level Of ViolencE. 0 0points reply #67 A husband was throwing knives at his wife’s photo and missing the target. All of a sudden, she called to ask what he was doing. His reply was, “I am missing you.” Report 9points POST #68 My partner asked to play doctor…
So I kept him waiting outside the bedroom for three hours! Report 9points POST #69 What's the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener. Report 8points POST #70 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Report 8points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Relationships are equations that never equalizes 1 1point reply #71 I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. Report 8points POST #72 What happens when you fall in love with a chef?
You get buttered up. Report 8points POST #73 What did the squirrel say to his lover?
“I’m nuts about you!” Report 8points POST #74 Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
He was losing interest. Report 8points POST #75 My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk". Report 8points POST #76 What do you call it when two nachos fall for each other?
A relation-dip. Report 8points POST #77 Do you know what happened when one girl fell in love with a mechanic? Their relationship had a breakdown. Report 8points POST #78 How does it feel to date a deep-sea diver?
You drown in their love. Report 8points POST #79 What did the mobile phone say to the Wi-Fi router?
“I think I feel a special connection between us.” Report 8points POST #80 Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “I don’t know. What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.” Report 8points POST #81 When you are in love, it is the most glorious two and a half days of one’s entire life. Report 8points POST #82 Your name must be Autumn, because I’m fall-ing hard for you. Report 8points POST #83 The difference between true love and dinosaurs: We're sure that dinosaurs once existed on this earth. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #84 Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them! Report 8points POST #85 How do you tell your boyfriend that your relationship isn’t working out?
You stop going to the gym with him. Report 8points POST #86 What's common between a girlfriend and an X-ray machine?
Both can see right through you. Report 8points POST #87 What do you call your girlfriend if she doesn’t text you when she gets home?
Homeless. Report 8points POST #88 Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th. Report 8points POST #89 My husband is of the opinion that I am absolutely crazy. But if he is the one who decided to get married to me, then that makes him even crazier than I am. Report 8points POST #90 Love is in the air? What about the Oxygen! Report 8points POST #91 When do bees like to get married?
When they find their honey. Report 7points POST #92 You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try. Report 7points POST #93 Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #94 What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you. Report 7points POST #95 What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?
It was love at first bite. Report 7points POST #96 What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts! Report 7points POST #97 Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore, who?
Eyesore do love you a lot. Report 7points POST #98 If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart. Report 7points POST #99 Which is the best season for bed bugs to get married?
The spring. Report 7points POST #100 Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art. Report 7points POST #101 What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you watts and watts. Report 7points POST #102 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together. Report 6points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Y ????? 1 1point reply #103 Do you know why the Queen of Hearts married the King of Hearts?
Because they were utterly suited for each other. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #104 Why did the baseball player have trouble dating?
He always had a hard time getting to first base. Report 6points POST #105 What did the astronaut’s girlfriend say to him when he proposed in outer-space?
“I can’t breathe!” Report 6points POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think this joke stopped being funny in 2020. 0 0points reply #106 What was the stamp’s way of confessing his love for the envelope? He said, “I’m stuck on you!” Report 6points POST #107 My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD.
I told her to close the door five times on her way out. Report 6points POST #108 What kind of architecture makes people fall in love?
Heart deco. Report 6points POST #109 Why did the man accuse his wife of robbery?
She stole his heart. Report 6points POST #110 My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But, I laugh more. Report 6points POST #111 What did the Australian zoologist do with his sweetheart?
Spend koala-ty time together. Report 6points POST #112 Why did the square break up with the circle?
She wasn’t edgy enough. Report 6points POST #113 What do you call two rabbits in bed?
Snuggle-bunnies. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #114 What do you call a pair of fish?
Sole-mates. Report 6points POST #115 You’re like asthma because you take my breath away. Report 6points POST #116 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's your common sense leaving your body. Report 6points POST #117 My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that... Report 6points POST #118 My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." Report 6points POST #119 What did the lung say to his girlfriend?
“You take my breath away!” Report 6points POST #120 A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more than twice a week. Report 6points POST #121 A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. Report 6points POST #122 I had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong.
We’re married now. Report 6points POST #123 My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life. I’m not buying it. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #124 What type of ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship. Report 6points POST #125 Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental! Report 6points POST #126 I think my girlfriend has a blind fetish. Last night she said we should stop seeing each other. Report 6points POST #127 The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk. Report 6points POST #128 Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was the icing on the cake. Report 6points POST #129 Are you from Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte. Report 6points POST #130 Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno, who.
Juno that you're the love of my life? Report 6points POST #131 Are you a banana?
Because I find you a peeling. Report 6points POST #132 Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore. Report 6points POST #133 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #134 Why did she fall for the high-fat, low-carb diet?
Because it was the keto her heart the whole time. Report 6points POST #135 Why is Elvis Presley sentimental?
Because he can’t help falling in love with you. Report 6points POST #136 I used to date a girl that reported the weather. We’d have a stormy relationship. Report 6points POST #137 Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy. Report 6points POST #138 Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you’re disconnected. Report 6points POST #139 Love is a very complex matter of chemistry. And that is why my partner treats me like toxic waste! Report 6points POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago lol wife bad - Boomers 0 0points reply #140 How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring. Report 5points POST #141 What's the difference between love and marriage? Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. Report 5points POST Nilce nice Bizancio Nilce nice Bizancio Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Love in the beggining is Just like a delicious lollypop but when marriages arrives it ends up as a stick 0 0points reply #142 What does the ghost call his true love?
My ghoul-friend. Report 5points POST #143 What did the hopeless romantic baker say to his dough?
I knead you! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #144 What happened when the candle went dating?
It found the perfect match. Report 5points POST #145 Why did the melons get married in a church?
They cantaloupe. Report 5points POST #146 The funniest joke of all time is my love life. Report 5points POST #147 Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? Report 5points POST #148 Why do men believe in love at first sight?
It saves them a ton of money. Report 5points POST #149 How do you get a banker to fall in love with you?
Pique their interest. Report 5points POST #150 My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Report 5points POST #151 What happens when two ropes fall head over heels for each other?
They tie the knot. Report 5points POST #152 What do you call two raindrops who have fallen for each other? Rain-beaus. Report 5points POST #153 What’s the best thing about dating an architect?
The foundation of the relationship is strong! Report 5points POST #154 How do you ask a foodie out on a date?
You say, “Lettuce meat for dinner.” Report 5points POST #155 How do atoms know that they are falling in love?
They feel a strong force between each other. Report 5points POST #156 What would the earth say to the sun if they started dating?
“My entire world revolves around you.” Report 5points POST #157 What did Mr. Broom say to his wife?
“You absolutely swept me off my feet!” Report 5points POST #158 I have been happily and blissfully married for 5 years… out of a total of 20. Report 5points POST #159 Why are artichokes so beloved?
They're known for their hearts. Report 5points POST #160 Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen. Report 5points POST #161 I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you. Report 5points POST Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Funnyn't. 0 0points reply #162 Why did the bartender get back with her boyfriend?
Because he kept asking for one more shot. Report 5points POST #163 Why do brides cry at their wedding?
Because they can’t marry the best man. Report 5points POST #164 Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Report 4points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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