105 Joker Quotes About Life That Might Give You Food For Thought
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Before going straight to the promised Joker quotes below, let's figure some things out first. While we all know that the Joker is probably one of the best and the most compelling supervillains ever created, why not try and understand what exactly makes a good villain? Okay, first, the basics - a motive. A supervillain cannot be just 'evil .' There has to be an explanation for why he's evil. Although the Joker himself has proved to be a very unreliable storyteller, his torturous childhood might give us a good idea of why he has turned out to be such a vengeful, psychotic criminal mastermind. Another thing a respectable supervillain has to have is the same characteristics of his opponent hero, but very much misguided. Talking about the Joker, that might be his once-existent wish of making people feel good and laugh. Batman, his main nemesis, is also concerned about the well-being of Gotham's citizens. See how the same intentions can lead to two very different outcomes? Okay, although there are plenty more qualities to make a memorable criminal mastermind, let's finish our analysis with this - a supervillain cannot be a fool. And the Joker is anything but, as you're about to see in the smart quotes that we've gathered from movies and comics featuring our titular bad guy. Although a hardened criminal, the Joker seems to have wise words worthy of a book. He shares his thoughts on the surrealness of life, about the downfalls of humankind, the human condition itself, and, let's not forget, his twisted sense of humor that gave us some of the best dark jokes. And with almost uncountable appearances on various media, the Joker's wise quotes are aplenty, but be prepared that they are as grim and chilling as the character himself. But, without any further talks, let's check out the Joker quotes that we've prepared for your judgment. Don't forget to vote for the most chilling, dark, or intelligent quotes, and share this article with your friends who just happen to be in that villain-adoring stage of life. This post may include affiliate links. #1 “The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” Report 37points POST chicken wing chicken wing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago honestly I kinda relate to this one?? in a world full of neurotypical people it can be pressuring to mask and hide who you actually are. I have ADHD and it can be debilitating sometimes, but I'm expected to hide it. I can't really change this part about me and I have to live with it. 3 3points reply View more comments #2 “If you are good at something, never do it for free.” Report 33points POST Bob D. Lin Quint Bob D. Lin Quint Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Aye we need a picture of a scrawny 14 year old from Nebraska throwing gang signs in each and every one these quotes please. 3 3points reply View more comments #3 “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.” Report 31points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That's deep 3 3points reply #4 “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” Report 29points POST CMDR unematti CMDR unematti Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They're real, it's the idea of you that's more elusive 1 1point reply View more comments #5 “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.” Report 28points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But be willing to accept that you may not get it... 7 7points reply View more comments #6 “It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.” Report 27points POST #7 “You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.” Report 27points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sometimes. And sometimes not so much. 3 3points reply View more comments #8 “Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.” Report 25points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This could be also in the post about the English language 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 “They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” Report 24points POST #10 “As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.” Report 22points POST #11 “Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” Report 22points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You did this one already. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 “As you know, madness is like gravity… All it takes is a little push.” Report 22points POST El muerto El muerto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Newton is crying in his grave. 2 2points reply View more comments #13 “I’ve got nothing left to lose, nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.” Report 22points POST Scagsy Scagsy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Unfortunately, I can relate to this one. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 “Why so serious? ” Report 21points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago this was my favorite poster for quite some time. 0 0points reply View more comments #15 “See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder… Dynamite and… Gasoline!” Report 21points POST R.E.O. Speedwagon R.E.O. Speedwagon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You’re an explosive tank of taste then? 2 2points reply View more comments #16 “You can't sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” Report 21points POST Suzi Q Suzi Q Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago As a member of NA (Narcotics Anon) I can tell you so many people went through hell in their childhood or life with addiction. All of these people who survived to the other side (clean for years,) they start to go for their dreams. They did really hard work through counseling and or 12 Steps they can move on.If someone has gone through hell but hasn't dealt with it, they can't think about the future because they are still wearing the past. The scars exist in both cases though. 1 1point reply #17 “I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.” Report 20points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Why i relate with so many?? Am i joker? 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there.” Report 19points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago From 2020 even crazier 5 5points reply #19 “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” Report 19points POST #20 “You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?” Report 18points POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yes we sure could use more. 1 1point reply #21 “All I have are negative thoughts.” Report 18points POST Scagsy Scagsy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Same, but I'm working on it in therapy. 4 4points reply View more comments #22 “What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!” Report 18points POST #23 “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” Report 17points POST R.E.O. Speedwagon R.E.O. Speedwagon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Nah we have some air left in the chip bag 2 2points reply View more comments #24 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.” Report 16points POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sick joke 1 1point reply View more comments #25 “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” Report 16points POST #26 “I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” Report 16points POST #27 “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… Forever.” Report 15points POST #28 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.” Report 15points POST Sylvie Sylvie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He did have a plan in this scene though... 0 0points reply #29 “The strongest hearts have the most scars!” Report 15points POST Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago The weak give up and stay . . . the strong give up and leave . . . 0 0points reply #30 “Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!” Report 15points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And as Bruce wayne said: A grown man that dresses like a bat clearly has issues 3 3points reply #31 “Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” Report 15points POST Emberlee Tatum Emberlee Tatum Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Yes. Yes I have. 0 0points reply #32 “If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.” Report 14points POST Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago If you are safe about the choices, then they are no longer choices. It's just a stagnate pool. 0 0points reply #33 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…” Report 14points POST #34 “Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!” Report 14points POST #35 “There is no Yoda - there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.” Report 14points POST #36 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” Report 14points POST #37 “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” Report 13points POST #38 “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” Report 13points POST #39 “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.” Report 13points POST #40 “I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” Report 13points POST #41 “Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are.” Report 13points POST #42 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.” Report 13points POST #43 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?” Report 12points POST #44 “See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.” Report 12points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can hear the lip smacks. 1 1point reply #45 “You know, it only hurts when I laugh. But hey… I gotta know. Who are you? You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?” Report 12points POST #46 “They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.” Report 12points POST #47 “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.” Report 12points POST #48 “If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.” Report 11points POST #49 “Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things… Forever.” Report 11points POST #50 “Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.” Report 11points POST #51 “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” Report 11points POST #52 “If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.” Report 11points POST #53 “I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.” Report 11points POST #54 “No matter the situation, always wear a smile.” Report 11points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #55 “I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!” Report 11points POST #56 “To me, love is about being able to see light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.” Report 11points POST #57 “Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself!” Report 11points POST #58 “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.” Report 10points POST #59 “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.” Report 10points POST #60 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!” Report 10points POST #61 “I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.” Report 10points POST #62 “If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” Report 10points POST #63 “This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!” Report 10points POST #64 “I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.” Report 10points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #65 “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!” Report 10points POST #66 “Don’t test the monster in me!” Report 10points POST #67 “Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.” Report 10points POST #68 “When they treat you like a joke, leave them like its funny.” Report 10points POST #69 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” Report 10points POST #70 “April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!” Report 10points POST #71 “It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there.” Report 10points POST #72 “A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.” Report 10points POST #73 “You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts.” Report 10points POST #74 “Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?” Report 10points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #75 “And I thought my jokes were bad.” Report 10points POST #76 “Let’s put a smile on that face!” Report 9points POST #77 “Very poor choice of words.” Report 9points POST #78 “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” Report 9points POST #79 “I like you, but I want to kill you.” Report 9points POST #80 “Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” Report 9points POST #81 “You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.” Report 9points POST #82 “One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.” Report 9points POST #83 “The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!” Report 9points POST #84 “I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.” Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #85 “I now do what other people only dream.” Report 9points POST #86 “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” Report 9points POST #87 “For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.” Report 9points POST #88 “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” Report 9points POST #89 “You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?” Report 9points POST #90 “Do I look like I’m joking?” Report 9points POST #91 “Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong. The same way that you decide what’s funny or not.” Report 9points POST #92 “Ladies and murderers, welcome to the big fight! Batman, you’re going down!” Report 9points POST #93 “When I get out of here I will write my name in blood on every street corner. I’ll carve it on every corpse.” Report 9points POST #94 “A joke a day keeps the gloom away!” Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #95 “I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.” Report 8points POST #96 “And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass.” Report 8points POST #97 “I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.” Report 8points POST #98 “Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.” Report 8points POST #99 “I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.” Report 8points POST #100 “Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!” Report 8points POST #101 “It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.” Report 8points POST #102 “I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.” Report 7points POST #103 “Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!” Report 7points POST #104 “My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose to bring laughter and joy to the world.” Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #105 “Not clown—Joker.” Report 7points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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POST Chris Munro Chris Munro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Joker worship is the reddest of all flags. 3 3points reply Aaricia Aaricia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yes but the writers gave him some epic quotes. 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Fred Burrows Fred Burrows Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can also find interesting social observation quotes in Dee Snyders movie "Strangeland" 1 1point reply Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago Geeze, someone wrote this movie's dialogue during a VERY LONG, VERY BIG Chinese meal or a buffet or a long night of drinking. Supposed to give the impression they don't care but every quote points out the obvious "Look at me!" syndrome. Consider if you have this much difficulty defining yourself or holding a job like this, then this is NOT your calling. How long was this movie? . . . 0 0points reply POST Chris Munro Chris Munro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Joker worship is the reddest of all flags. 3 3points reply Aaricia Aaricia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yes but the writers gave him some epic quotes. 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Fred Burrows Fred Burrows Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can also find interesting social observation quotes in Dee Snyders movie "Strangeland" 1 1point reply Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago Geeze, someone wrote this movie's dialogue during a VERY LONG, VERY BIG Chinese meal or a buffet or a long night of drinking. 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105 Joker Quotes About Life That Might Give You Food For Thought
Linas Simonaitis andJustė Kairytė - Barkauskienė
Publish Not your original work? Add source Before going straight to the promised Joker quotes below, let's figure some things out first. While we all know that the Joker is probably one of the best and the most compelling supervillains ever created, why not try and understand what exactly makes a good villain? Okay, first, the basics - a motive. A supervillain cannot be just 'evil .' There has to be an explanation for why he's evil. Although the Joker himself has proved to be a very unreliable storyteller, his torturous childhood might give us a good idea of why he has turned out to be such a vengeful, psychotic criminal mastermind. Another thing a respectable supervillain has to have is the same characteristics of his opponent hero, but very much misguided. Talking about the Joker, that might be his once-existent wish of making people feel good and laugh. Batman, his main nemesis, is also concerned about the well-being of Gotham's citizens. See how the same intentions can lead to two very different outcomes? Okay, although there are plenty more qualities to make a memorable criminal mastermind, let's finish our analysis with this - a supervillain cannot be a fool. And the Joker is anything but, as you're about to see in the smart quotes that we've gathered from movies and comics featuring our titular bad guy. Although a hardened criminal, the Joker seems to have wise words worthy of a book. He shares his thoughts on the surrealness of life, about the downfalls of humankind, the human condition itself, and, let's not forget, his twisted sense of humor that gave us some of the best dark jokes. And with almost uncountable appearances on various media, the Joker's wise quotes are aplenty, but be prepared that they are as grim and chilling as the character himself. But, without any further talks, let's check out the Joker quotes that we've prepared for your judgment. Don't forget to vote for the most chilling, dark, or intelligent quotes, and share this article with your friends who just happen to be in that villain-adoring stage of life. This post may include affiliate links. #1 “The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” Report 37points POST chicken wing chicken wing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago honestly I kinda relate to this one?? in a world full of neurotypical people it can be pressuring to mask and hide who you actually are. I have ADHD and it can be debilitating sometimes, but I'm expected to hide it. I can't really change this part about me and I have to live with it. 3 3points reply View more comments #2 “If you are good at something, never do it for free.” Report 33points POST Bob D. Lin Quint Bob D. Lin Quint Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Aye we need a picture of a scrawny 14 year old from Nebraska throwing gang signs in each and every one these quotes please. 3 3points reply View more comments #3 “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.” Report 31points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That's deep 3 3points reply #4 “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” Report 29points POST CMDR unematti CMDR unematti Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They're real, it's the idea of you that's more elusive 1 1point reply View more comments #5 “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.” Report 28points POST Mary Rose Kent Mary Rose Kent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But be willing to accept that you may not get it... 7 7points reply View more comments #6 “It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.” Report 27points POST #7 “You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.” Report 27points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sometimes. And sometimes not so much. 3 3points reply View more comments #8 “Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.” Report 25points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This could be also in the post about the English language 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 “They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” Report 24points POST #10 “As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.” Report 22points POST #11 “Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” Report 22points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You did this one already. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 “As you know, madness is like gravity… All it takes is a little push.” Report 22points POST El muerto El muerto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Newton is crying in his grave. 2 2points reply View more comments #13 “I’ve got nothing left to lose, nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.” Report 22points POST Scagsy Scagsy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Unfortunately, I can relate to this one. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 “Why so serious? ” Report 21points POST Don't Look Don't Look Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago this was my favorite poster for quite some time. 0 0points reply View more comments #15 “See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder… Dynamite and… Gasoline!” Report 21points POST R.E.O. Speedwagon R.E.O. Speedwagon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You’re an explosive tank of taste then? 2 2points reply View more comments #16 “You can't sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” Report 21points POST Suzi Q Suzi Q Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago As a member of NA (Narcotics Anon) I can tell you so many people went through hell in their childhood or life with addiction. All of these people who survived to the other side (clean for years,) they start to go for their dreams. They did really hard work through counseling and or 12 Steps they can move on.If someone has gone through hell but hasn't dealt with it, they can't think about the future because they are still wearing the past. The scars exist in both cases though. 1 1point reply #17 “I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.” Report 20points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Why i relate with so many?? Am i joker? 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there.” Report 19points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago From 2020 even crazier 5 5points reply #19 “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” Report 19points POST #20 “You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?” Report 18points POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yes we sure could use more. 1 1point reply #21 “All I have are negative thoughts.” Report 18points POST Scagsy Scagsy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Same, but I'm working on it in therapy. 4 4points reply View more comments #22 “What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!” Report 18points POST #23 “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” Report 17points POST R.E.O. Speedwagon R.E.O. Speedwagon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Nah we have some air left in the chip bag 2 2points reply View more comments #24 “I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.” Report 16points POST R Carson R Carson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Sick joke 1 1point reply View more comments #25 “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” Report 16points POST #26 “I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” Report 16points POST #27 “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… Forever.” Report 15points POST #28 “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.” Report 15points POST Sylvie Sylvie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago He did have a plan in this scene though... 0 0points reply #29 “The strongest hearts have the most scars!” Report 15points POST Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago The weak give up and stay . . . the strong give up and leave . . . 0 0points reply #30 “Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!” Report 15points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And as Bruce wayne said: A grown man that dresses like a bat clearly has issues 3 3points reply #31 “Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” Report 15points POST Emberlee Tatum Emberlee Tatum Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Yes. Yes I have. 0 0points reply #32 “If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.” Report 14points POST Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago If you are safe about the choices, then they are no longer choices. It's just a stagnate pool. 0 0points reply #33 “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…” Report 14points POST #34 “Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!” Report 14points POST #35 “There is no Yoda - there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.” Report 14points POST #36 “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” Report 14points POST #37 “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” Report 13points POST #38 “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” Report 13points POST #39 “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.” Report 13points POST #40 “I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” Report 13points POST #41 “Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are.” Report 13points POST #42 “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.” Report 13points POST #43 “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?” Report 12points POST #44 “See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.” Report 12points POST Dizz2K7 Gaming Dizz2K7 Gaming Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can hear the lip smacks. 1 1point reply #45 “You know, it only hurts when I laugh. But hey… I gotta know. Who are you? You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?” Report 12points POST #46 “They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.” Report 12points POST #47 “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.” Report 12points POST #48 “If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.” Report 11points POST #49 “Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things… Forever.” Report 11points POST #50 “Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.” Report 11points POST #51 “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” Report 11points POST #52 “If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.” Report 11points POST #53 “I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.” Report 11points POST #54 “No matter the situation, always wear a smile.” Report 11points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #55 “I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!” Report 11points POST #56 “To me, love is about being able to see light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.” Report 11points POST #57 “Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself!” Report 11points POST #58 “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.” Report 10points POST #59 “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.” Report 10points POST #60 “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!” Report 10points POST #61 “I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.” Report 10points POST #62 “If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” Report 10points POST #63 “This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!” Report 10points POST #64 “I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.” Report 10points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #65 “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!” Report 10points POST #66 “Don’t test the monster in me!” Report 10points POST #67 “Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.” Report 10points POST #68 “When they treat you like a joke, leave them like its funny.” Report 10points POST #69 “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” Report 10points POST #70 “April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!” Report 10points POST #71 “It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there.” Report 10points POST #72 “A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.” Report 10points POST #73 “You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts.” Report 10points POST #74 “Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?” Report 10points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #75 “And I thought my jokes were bad.” Report 10points POST #76 “Let’s put a smile on that face!” Report 9points POST #77 “Very poor choice of words.” Report 9points POST #78 “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” Report 9points POST #79 “I like you, but I want to kill you.” Report 9points POST #80 “Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” Report 9points POST #81 “You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.” Report 9points POST #82 “One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.” Report 9points POST #83 “The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!” Report 9points POST #84 “I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.” Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #85 “I now do what other people only dream.” Report 9points POST #86 “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” Report 9points POST #87 “For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.” Report 9points POST #88 “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” Report 9points POST #89 “You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?” Report 9points POST #90 “Do I look like I’m joking?” Report 9points POST #91 “Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong. The same way that you decide what’s funny or not.” Report 9points POST #92 “Ladies and murderers, welcome to the big fight! Batman, you’re going down!” Report 9points POST #93 “When I get out of here I will write my name in blood on every street corner. I’ll carve it on every corpse.” Report 9points POST #94 “A joke a day keeps the gloom away!” Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #95 “I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.” Report 8points POST #96 “And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass.” Report 8points POST #97 “I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.” Report 8points POST #98 “Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.” Report 8points POST #99 “I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.” Report 8points POST #100 “Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!” Report 8points POST #101 “It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.” Report 8points POST #102 “I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.” Report 7points POST #103 “Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!” Report 7points POST #104 “My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose to bring laughter and joy to the world.” Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #105 “Not clown—Joker.” Report 7points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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POST Chris Munro Chris Munro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Joker worship is the reddest of all flags. 3 3points reply Aaricia Aaricia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yes but the writers gave him some epic quotes. 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Fred Burrows Fred Burrows Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can also find interesting social observation quotes in Dee Snyders movie "Strangeland" 1 1point reply Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago Geeze, someone wrote this movie's dialogue during a VERY LONG, VERY BIG Chinese meal or a buffet or a long night of drinking. Supposed to give the impression they don't care but every quote points out the obvious "Look at me!" syndrome. Consider if you have this much difficulty defining yourself or holding a job like this, then this is NOT your calling. How long was this movie? . . . 0 0points reply POST Chris Munro Chris Munro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Joker worship is the reddest of all flags. 3 3points reply Aaricia Aaricia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Yes but the writers gave him some epic quotes. 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Fred Burrows Fred Burrows Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You can also find interesting social observation quotes in Dee Snyders movie "Strangeland" 1 1point reply Octavia Hansen Octavia Hansen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago Geeze, someone wrote this movie's dialogue during a VERY LONG, VERY BIG Chinese meal or a buffet or a long night of drinking. Supposed to give the impression they don't care but every quote points out the obvious "Look at me!" syndrome. Consider if you have this much difficulty defining yourself or holding a job like this, then this is NOT your calling. How long was this movie? . . . 0 0points reply Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) Popular on Bored Panda "Never Come Back To My Restaurant": Chef Bans Rude Restaurant Patrons And Gives $1,350 Bill To 22 Y.O. 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