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Publish Not your original work? Add source The beauty of reading is that you never know what strange word constructions your eyes might come across-it's an exercise in expanding our imaginations. Meanwhile, the beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you're caught up in the flow of things, you never truly know what you'll end up saying until you put pen to paper (or, rather, pixelated ink to word processing documents). Any writer worth their salt knows the joy of writing something powerful, unique, and mesmerizing. However, people create new and interesting sentences all the time, whether they're amateur writers, seasoned professionals, or hate writing altogether. Sometimes, these new sentences appear entirely by accident. Sometimes, after someone slips the Muses a $5 bill. Don't believe us? Well then, you're in for a treat. Today, we're featuring the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit, a community of nearly 1 million members, entirely dedicated to the sentence "never before written, found in the wild." It's a writer's, reader's, and language-lover's dream subreddit. Bored Panda reached out to Doug Murano to learn about how to write impactful sentences that jump off the page, and what mistakes new writers should avoid making. (Spoiler warning: the idea that less is more definitely still applies.) Doug is a writer, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor, and the founder of Bad Hand Books. "A teacher of mine once told me words aren't the basic units of meaning-sentences are. So this is an important consideration," he told us. According to Doug, a lot of what makes sentences shine comes down to context and rhythm, not the "particular ingredients" of a sentence. "If you're a writer, that means vary up your sentence lengths and listen to the momentum you're creating. You can lull your reader into a groove with sentences that stretch on, describe setting, investigate a character's state of mind or follow action. Then add a punch at the end with a shorter sentence. It works." When you're done upvoting the most unusual and fresh sentences in this list, Bored Panda invites you to read through our first article about r/BrandNewStence. You can find it right over here. And if you can remember the most bizarre sentence you've ever written, dear Pandas, we'd love it if you shared it in the comment section. This post may include affiliate links. #1
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Hope you and your son are better now, that would've been so hard to go through 1 1point reply Load More Replies... Liz the Wanderer Liz the Wanderer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I'm bored panda reading REDDIT here. I can go to REDDIT to do that. 8 8points reply Demi Zwaan Demi Zwaan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But then you need to read the 100s of unfunny posts and comments too. Here you only get the best stuff. Or so they say. 31 31points reply Load More Replies... Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I'm not on Reddit so this is fine for me 12 12points reply Parmeisan Parmeisan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago For what it's worth, Reddit is sortable by top posts and each post is sortable by top comments. 1 1point reply Sir Tarsier Sir Tarsier Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) I don't go there anymore because they are too dirty minded 1 1point reply Jace Jace Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You must love the puritanical “bad word” censorship on here... 0 0points reply Demi Zwaan Demi Zwaan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) @Jace: Yeah, that's bad. Especially when they censor words like 'kill' or 'abortion', but that's America for you. Violence is fine, school shootings are hardly worthy of a news spread, but we need to censor all the scary words. 0 0points reply C W C W Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Exactly, every single post on BP is just a slimmed down thread from Reddit 6 6points reply Sweetie Cake Sweetie Cake Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago @LiztheWanderer, so why are you here then? 2 2points reply Marcio Chan Yu Marcio Chan Yu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago She wandered here 0 0points reply tuzdayschild tuzdayschild Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago All due respect Liz, no one's stopping you. 0 0points reply D K D K Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) Has anyone else here thought of how many photos they were in the background of? 4 4points reply Huddo's sister Huddo's sister Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I went on a school camp in year 11, then at the start of the next year I met someone else who had been on the camp and I hadn't known him then. I had someone describe a thing that happened on the camp that we were both involved in, but I still didn't recognize him. I went back to look at photos from the trip, but couldn't find him. There were another 50 or so on the trip, most of whom I didn't know, so I know there were probably others in those photos I just wouldn't recognize too. I am probably in someone else's photo from that camp too. 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Load More Comments POST Patti Vance Patti Vance Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago #2 was close to home. i was accompanied by my mom and grandmom when i walked out of court from divorcing my extremely abusive ex as well as successfully winning full custody of my son to whom he has been abusive to as well. he was so bad the judge ordered one of the baliffs to escort us to my car. once in, my gram pulled out her luger pistol from her purse. shocked, i asked her what that was for. her: i'm 70 yrs old. lived a good life. i could use housing, food, medical for life if he would have gotten [my son]. and, when i die i don't think i would be kicked out of heaven for taking that s****. out for what he has done. gram was the unknown family gangster and badass 21 21points reply Posmol W Posmol W Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Go gran! Hope you and your son are better now, that would've been so hard to go through 1 1point reply Load More Replies... Liz the Wanderer Liz the Wanderer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I'm bored panda reading REDDIT here. I can go to REDDIT to do that. 8 8points reply Demi Zwaan Demi Zwaan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But then you need to read the 100s of unfunny posts and comments too. Here you only get the best stuff. Or so they say. 31 31points reply Load More Replies... Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I'm not on Reddit so this is fine for me 12 12points reply Parmeisan Parmeisan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago For what it's worth, Reddit is sortable by top posts and each post is sortable by top comments. 1 1point reply Sir Tarsier Sir Tarsier Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) I don't go there anymore because they are too dirty minded 1 1point reply Jace Jace Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago You must love the puritanical “bad word” censorship on here... 0 0points reply Demi Zwaan Demi Zwaan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) @Jace: Yeah, that's bad. Especially when they censor words like 'kill' or 'abortion', but that's America for you. Violence is fine, school shootings are hardly worthy of a news spread, but we need to censor all the scary words. 0 0points reply C W C W Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Exactly, every single post on BP is just a slimmed down thread from Reddit 6 6points reply Sweetie Cake Sweetie Cake Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago @LiztheWanderer, so why are you here then? 2 2points reply Marcio Chan Yu Marcio Chan Yu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago She wandered here 0 0points reply tuzdayschild tuzdayschild Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago All due respect Liz, no one's stopping you. 0 0points reply D K D K Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) Has anyone else here thought of how many photos they were in the background of? 4 4points reply Huddo's sister Huddo's sister Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I went on a school camp in year 11, then at the start of the next year I met someone else who had been on the camp and I hadn't known him then. I had someone describe a thing that happened on the camp that we were both involved in, but I still didn't recognize him. I went back to look at photos from the trip, but couldn't find him. There were another 50 or so on the trip, most of whom I didn't know, so I know there were probably others in those photos I just wouldn't recognize too. I am probably in someone else's photo from that camp too. 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Load More Comments Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. 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This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before Here Are 50 Of The Best New Pics
Jonas Grinevičius andIlona Baliūnaitė
Publish Not your original work? Add source The beauty of reading is that you never know what strange word constructions your eyes might come across-it's an exercise in expanding our imaginations. Meanwhile, the beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you're caught up in the flow of things, you never truly know what you'll end up saying until you put pen to paper (or, rather, pixelated ink to word processing documents). Any writer worth their salt knows the joy of writing something powerful, unique, and mesmerizing. However, people create new and interesting sentences all the time, whether they're amateur writers, seasoned professionals, or hate writing altogether. Sometimes, these new sentences appear entirely by accident. Sometimes, after someone slips the Muses a $5 bill. Don't believe us? Well then, you're in for a treat. Today, we're featuring the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit, a community of nearly 1 million members, entirely dedicated to the sentence "never before written, found in the wild." It's a writer's, reader's, and language-lover's dream subreddit. Bored Panda reached out to Doug Murano to learn about how to write impactful sentences that jump off the page, and what mistakes new writers should avoid making. (Spoiler warning: the idea that less is more definitely still applies.) Doug is a writer, Bram Stoker Award-winning editor, and the founder of Bad Hand Books. "A teacher of mine once told me words aren't the basic units of meaning-sentences are. So this is an important consideration," he told us. According to Doug, a lot of what makes sentences shine comes down to context and rhythm, not the "particular ingredients" of a sentence. "If you're a writer, that means vary up your sentence lengths and listen to the momentum you're creating. You can lull your reader into a groove with sentences that stretch on, describe setting, investigate a character's state of mind or follow action. Then add a punch at the end with a shorter sentence. It works." When you're done upvoting the most unusual and fresh sentences in this list, Bored Panda invites you to read through our first article about r/BrandNewStence. You can find it right over here. And if you can remember the most bizarre sentence you've ever written, dear Pandas, we'd love it if you shared it in the comment section. This post may include affiliate links. #1
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Thedepressionoftrees Report Final score: 587points POST Artsy Bookworm Artsy Bookworm Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Shoulder blades damn 147 147points reply View more comments Writer and editor Doug told Bored Panda that in order to get a reader's attention, a sentence doesn't necessarily have to be bizarre or unusual. However, it all depends on the context. "Opening lines for stories or essays often benefit from a little twist because they're meant to draw a reader into the world you're creating. Then again, one of the most famous sentences in the English language is 'Jesus wept,' which is short, straightforward, and not bizarre, unusual, or even that descriptive. I'll bang this drum again: if context isn't everything, it's most of it." #2Supportive Grandma
wittyotter_ Report Final score: 555points POST Artsy Bookworm Artsy Bookworm Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Maybe she's part of a secret organization. Like Granny Hits? 126 126points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3Ur Mouth Can Remember It
Un_FaZed211 Report Final score: 524points POST Artsy Bookworm Artsy Bookworm Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Of course!!! 143 143points reply View More Replies... View more comments Doug told Bored Panda that many new writers cannot grasp the idea that they should be writing less and omitting some details. "New writers often believe more is more and, as a result, they'll start doing something I call 'tap-dancing in front of a burning building.' Essentially, this means you're drawing more attention to yourself as a writer than the picture you're trying to create because you lack restraint. Let the reader fill in some of the gaps in their own minds and resist the urge to toss descriptive and figurative language in every sentence." Founded back in the summer of 2018, r/BrandNewSentence celebrates the idea that never before seen sentences can pop up at any time, in any place. Whatever you might think of social media, you can't deny that it's a goldmine of awesome content if you know where to look. And the members of r/BrandNewSentence definitely know where to look. Naturally, the subreddit is all about uniqueness, so reposts aren't allowed. According to the mods, in order for a sentence to qualify for being posted on the sub, it has to "never been said before," cannot be an idiom, and has to be "humorous or confusingly worded." #4That d Be Great
jonacuff Report Final score: 498points POST Artsy Bookworm Artsy Bookworm Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago BP needs to put an option where we can upvote multiple times 162 162points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5A Two Pound Meat Potato
Cleverusername531 Report Final score: 480points POST Rebecca Flanagan Rebecca Flanagan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago OMG! True on every account. I can "hear" my childhood pet guinea pig; is name was Weepa as in the noise he screeched day and night. 88 88points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6What If I m That One
regian24 Report Final score: 468points POST Katie Lutesinger Katie Lutesinger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I was on my way to the pub and I found a street sign that had fallen off its post and thought it would look cool in my window at home, so I stuffed it in my bag with at least half of it poking out and spent the next couple of hours at the pub drinking with this thing sitting next to me on the bench. Just as I was leaving some guy sneaked up behind me and snapped a picture of the girl carrying a huge street sign around in her tiny backpack, and I just KNOW it ended up on Facebook. (I've still got the sign). 84 84points reply View More Replies... View more comments The subreddit's moderators suggest that people check the uniqueness of a sentence by searching for it on Google (don't forget the double quotation marks to look for exact quotes) before posting anything. "If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new. If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK)," they explain. #7Individually Assigned Rodent Friend
MainSWish Report Final score: 461points POST troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Maybe each rodent has special skills like Ratatouille and is seeking its human so they can work together 94 94points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8Trick Or Treatment
AbrahamYayo Report Final score: 456points POST C. Wade C. Wade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Missed opportunity there. 79 79points reply View More Replies... View more comments #941 460 Tacos Is A Lot…
regian24 Report Final score: 444points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Checkmate 156 156points reply View more comments Previously, Bored Panda spoke to Dr. Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, about keeping our English skills sharp and our grammar game up to par. According to her, there are some pitfalls that non-native speakers tend to fall into when learning English. "For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard-the difference between 'I read,' 'I am reading,' and 'I do read' is nonexistent in many other languages," Lisa told us. However, native speakers deal with their own linguistic challenges. #10Beer Angel
vcole37 Report Final score: 432points POST KJ KJ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago When your smashing tiny projectiles around at high speed is a great time to have a beer. 82 82points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect
diveonfire Report Final score: 420points POST ThatOneWriter ThatOneWriter Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 9 months ago I know this is supposed to be a thread on weird sentences but this is also REALLY GOOD advice. 198 198points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12Exclusively By
tim_locky Report Final score: 410points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I laught so hard! This is perefct! Polite way to f#%@'em all 101 101points reply View More Replies... View more comments In her experience as an editor, as well as a teacher, Lisa noticed that native speakers have a lot of trouble with past passive participles in speech (for example. saying 'I had went'). When it comes to writing, they find punctuation, homophones (for instance, peek vs. peak), and misplaced modifiers challenging. "Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes. But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar," the professor gave advice for anyone wanting to improve. #13I Believe It
NSLCpunk Report Final score: 393points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago It sure would explain a lot. 93 93points reply View more comments #14Time Pillow And Duvet Of Truth
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Hope you and your son are better now, that would've been so hard to go through 1 1point reply Load More Replies... Liz the Wanderer Liz the Wanderer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I'm bored panda reading REDDIT here. I can go to REDDIT to do that. 8 8points reply Demi Zwaan Demi Zwaan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But then you need to read the 100s of unfunny posts and comments too. Here you only get the best stuff. Or so they say. 31 31points reply Load More Replies... 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I had someone describe a thing that happened on the camp that we were both involved in, but I still didn't recognize him. I went back to look at photos from the trip, but couldn't find him. There were another 50 or so on the trip, most of whom I didn't know, so I know there were probably others in those photos I just wouldn't recognize too. I am probably in someone else's photo from that camp too. 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Load More Comments POST Patti Vance Patti Vance Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago #2 was close to home. i was accompanied by my mom and grandmom when i walked out of court from divorcing my extremely abusive ex as well as successfully winning full custody of my son to whom he has been abusive to as well. he was so bad the judge ordered one of the baliffs to escort us to my car. once in, my gram pulled out her luger pistol from her purse. shocked, i asked her what that was for. her: i'm 70 yrs old. lived a good life. i could use housing, food, medical for life if he would have gotten [my son]. and, when i die i don't think i would be kicked out of heaven for taking that s****. out for what he has done. gram was the unknown family gangster and badass 21 21points reply Posmol W Posmol W Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Go gran! Hope you and your son are better now, that would've been so hard to go through 1 1point reply Load More Replies... Liz the Wanderer Liz the Wanderer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I'm bored panda reading REDDIT here. I can go to REDDIT to do that. 8 8points reply Demi Zwaan Demi Zwaan Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But then you need to read the 100s of unfunny posts and comments too. Here you only get the best stuff. Or so they say. 31 31points reply Load More Replies... 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Violence is fine, school shootings are hardly worthy of a news spread, but we need to censor all the scary words. 0 0points reply C W C W Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Exactly, every single post on BP is just a slimmed down thread from Reddit 6 6points reply Sweetie Cake Sweetie Cake Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago @LiztheWanderer, so why are you here then? 2 2points reply Marcio Chan Yu Marcio Chan Yu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago She wandered here 0 0points reply tuzdayschild tuzdayschild Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago All due respect Liz, no one's stopping you. 0 0points reply D K D K Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) Has anyone else here thought of how many photos they were in the background of? 4 4points reply Huddo's sister Huddo's sister Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I went on a school camp in year 11, then at the start of the next year I met someone else who had been on the camp and I hadn't known him then. 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