50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable
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Publish Not your original work? Add source If once artists were a group of people shrouded in mystery on their summit of wit, exclusiveness, and importance, then as of recently, the tables have drastically turned. Now, it's the chic IT guys and gals that have taken the position of mystique, and not without reason. See, our lives are undeniably turning tech, and, first of all, we need someone to make it all techy. Secondly - without the IT professionals to explain stuff, the codes and such are just a bunch of meaningless numbers taking us nowhere, leaving us stumped. Yet, as discussed a couple of times before, those in the unknown tend to make fun of the things they do not comprehend, to make them look less ethereal and more earthly. Exactly because of that, there are plenty of IT jokes trying to explain the purpose and the magic of IT to those dimwitted on the subject while making the professionals look down on us with a sparkle of amusement in their glimmering wise eyes. Sure, as with anything that's made out of cogs and gears, even if imaginable, IT things are bound to break, and it is even folklore of a kind mentioning crashing websites, apps, and the disasters that are printer machines. Yes, we're adding printers to our IT category since someone still had to program them. Of course, the bigger the failure, the more funny IT jokes you can milk out of the situation. So, there you have it; everything in life can be funny, it's only a matter of an unexpected failure, a misunderstanding, or a case of complete ignorance. Without ruminating on our thoughts about the importance of technology and where the roots of fun are, let's just scroll down below to the best jokes we could find, shall we? Once you're finished reading them, give them an evaluation on a decimal scale and share these silly jokes with your friends and your foes. This post may include affiliate links. #1 We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick. Report 371points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I am literally crying-laughing right now! Imagination STAHP! 48 48points reply View more comments #2 If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?
One answer: “I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.” Report 323points POST Celeste Celeste Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago #Facts 33 33points reply View more comments #3 What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." Report 312points POST Pezor Zass Pezor Zass Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago In my job i have to send out information to students that's not exactly technical, but makes you pay attention to get it properly. It's super obvious that most students glance at it and move on, and i blame all the T&Cs that we all ignore for it. Sometimes you actually have to read all the words or bad things will happen, folks. 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone. Report 271points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 47 47points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing.” Report 265points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago **snort** 56 56points reply View more comments #6 "Yesterday I decided to change my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can" and when I woke up this morning I saw the name changed to "Challenge accepted" somebody help." Report 255points POST Christopher Moncur Christopher Moncur Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago rip 32 32points reply View more comments #7 Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google Search. Report 242points POST QibliOfTheSandWings QibliOfTheSandWings Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But what if the cops become desperate for the answer? 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 Password looks at itself in the mirror:
"Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password." Report 235points POST Cassidy ChillRose Cassidy ChillRose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And then you see those one time auto generated passwords with 30 assorted symbols, letters, and numbers, and realize that for all your strength and confidence, you cannot win against such power. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 Autocorrect has become my worst enema. Report 229points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is so turtle. 101 101points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888. So when someone asks for it, tell them it's 12345678. Report 225points POST Jacob Nunez Jacob Nunez Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I’m gonna use this one 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 "Happy 3 week anniversary to the 26 browser tabs I have open." Report 221points POST Ragnhild Nilsen Ragnhild Nilsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Only three weeks? I believe I have at least five that are a year old. 30 tabs right now 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 "I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two police officers and a psychiatrist." Report 217points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago More people need to remember that anything known by more than one person is NOT a secret. 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking. Report 210points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Is MUTE an option as well? 73 73points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 "I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know. “Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since I don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?” He said he did and thanked me. The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is your client asking us if we’re fluent in Chinese?” Report 187points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Not everyone understands the concept of a simile. 54 54points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer. Report 178points POST Valerie G. Valerie G. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) It’s been attributed to all sorts of people: Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain, Confucius, an old Chinese proverb, and most famously Albert Einstein, but there is little to no proof that any of them ever said such a thing. 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?! Report 173points POST Terry Tobias Terry Tobias Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That would make sense! Lol! 29 29points reply View more comments #17 The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. Report 167points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Elon disagrees 79 79points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 "My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat." Report 164points POST QibliOfTheSandWings QibliOfTheSandWings Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Poor cat! 25 25points reply View more comments #19 If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does. Report 162points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Would it be cruel to make someone's wallpaper a screenshot of the Blue Screen of Death? 54 54points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 I told the kids I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine. Report 159points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh, no!!! 29 29points reply View more comments #21 The guy who invented predictive text died last night. His funfair is next monkey. Report 153points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Let us moon his pissing. 112 112points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22 "I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back. We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.” Report 145points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago took me a minute to realize 29 29points reply View more comments #23 I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%. Report 139points POST Coco Coco Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Scary 17 17points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 "A friend of ours was puzzled with the odd messages left on his answering machine. Day after day friends and family would talk and then say, "Beep." He discovered the reason for the joke when he decided to listen to his greeting. "Hi," it said. "I'm not in right now, so please leave a beep after the message." Report 136points POST Deborah Padgett Deborah Padgett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ask and you shall receive....lol. 24 24points reply View more comments #25 I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate. Report 132points POST Cassidy ChillRose Cassidy ChillRose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I get the feeling Peter Pan would agree with you. 17 17points reply View more comments #26 Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'. Report 131points POST Sue Bradley Sue Bradley Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Can I add - change your profile pic to an identical one on a daily basis, to elicit comments of you look fantastic Babe }:‑) 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 "I was showing my kids an old rotary phone when my nine-year-old asked, “How did you text on it?” My 15-year-old daughter roared with laughter, until a thought occurred to her: “Wait, where did you store your contacts?” Report 129points POST M O'Connell M O'Connell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago All your contacts fit between your index finger and your brain ;) 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because it is a hardware problem. Report 128points POST Chris M Chris M Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hey now, I both program software and work with hardware. That said, I did once spend a while trying to figure out why a printer wasn't communicating on the network. Eventually a coworker came in to help me and pointed out that the network cable wasn't plugged in. 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 "I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens. As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive. Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.” Report 127points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 Can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's an escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Think it's time for a new keyboard. Report 127points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They had us in the first part, not gonna lie. 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 We'll we'll we'll... If it isn't autocorrect. Report 125points POST Rijkærd Rijkærd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago S**t ..they got me.. 22 22points reply View more comments #32 How many types of people are there in the world?
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not. Report 122points POST Robert T Robert T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago There are 11 types of people in the world. Those that understand that joke, those that don't and those who have heard it a million times before. 62 62points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #33 CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. Report 121points POST Cassidy ChillRose Cassidy ChillRose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago MAKING IT SEEM LIKE YOU'RE MAD AT EVERYTHING SINCE THE FIRST ONLINE ARGUMENT OVER TOAST AND LEATHER SHOES. Seriously though, we need to learn that sometimes we can convey our anger with well placed punctuation and being particular with our wording, not by keeping caps lock on 24/7. 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it. Report 117points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We need phone leashes. Oh, yeah, we got rid of those. 44 44points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word. Report 116points POST Robert T Robert T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Access granted. 25 25points reply View more comments #36 I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits." Report 115points POST Cassie Sondrup Cassie Sondrup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lol 20 20points reply View more comments #37 Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas. Report 112points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Krampus is going to go out of business. 32 32points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 The only people who don’t click Skip on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that ad. Report 109points POST Troll Troll Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That turned dark quickly 23 23points reply View more comments #39 Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house. Report 106points POST Pink kitty Pink kitty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lol! 8 8points reply View more comments #40 "My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eats and breathes computers. I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day. "No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down." Report 96points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Stop scrolling down before Insert 29 29points reply View More Replies... View more comments #41 I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone. Report 93points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Old fart ;) 13 13points reply View More Replies... View more comments #42 My password is the last 16 digits of Pi. Report 90points POST Luna Luna Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago So easy! It’s (REDACTED)! 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #43 "If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2." - Recording on an Australian tax help line. Report 86points POST Annie Bieber Annie Bieber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago BWAAAHAAAHA ? me some Australians. 13 13points reply View more comments #44 I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect". Report 82points POST Claudia Henderson Claudia Henderson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ingenious 13 13points reply View more comments #45 Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies. Report 82points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago OH Now it must be really bad there!! 5 5points reply View more comments #46 It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too. Report 81points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 20 minutes... Ever tried to watch Netflix after dinner, while lying on the couch? 22 22points reply #47 Mom: How make chicken.
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken.
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado. Report 76points POST Rijkærd Rijkærd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Hahahahah 8 8points reply View more comments #48 What made the Java developers wear glasses?
They can't C. Report 70points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ffs 12 12points reply View more comments #49 I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child. Report 69points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago True gamers can relate. 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #50 I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts. Report 67points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Damn, I also forgot to install WINDOWS in case my HOME KEY got deleted. 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 148 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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POST Joran Quinten Joran Quinten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think this is one of my favorites: "A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone." 6 6points reply Katinka Min Katinka Min Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Another old one: 'How many Microsfot peeps does it tak to change a lightbulb?' 'None. Darkness becomes the industrial standard' 0 0points reply Gogamash Gogamash Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago As somebody from IT I can just say, those "jokes" are old. lame and not funny :-/ 0 0points reply Monty Glue Monty Glue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hey! I resemble that. I'm old, lame, and not funny! Worse, I was from I.T. too, My work motto was : Never let the client get between you and the door! 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Troll Troll Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago To be fair though, some of them really couldn't be considered jokes. 0 0points reply POST Joran Quinten Joran Quinten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think this is one of my favorites: "A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone." 6 6points reply Katinka Min Katinka Min Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Another old one: 'How many Microsfot peeps does it tak to change a lightbulb?' 'None. 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50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable
Linas Simonaitis, Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė, Konstancija Gasaitytė andSaulė Tolstych
Publish Not your original work? Add source If once artists were a group of people shrouded in mystery on their summit of wit, exclusiveness, and importance, then as of recently, the tables have drastically turned. Now, it's the chic IT guys and gals that have taken the position of mystique, and not without reason. See, our lives are undeniably turning tech, and, first of all, we need someone to make it all techy. Secondly - without the IT professionals to explain stuff, the codes and such are just a bunch of meaningless numbers taking us nowhere, leaving us stumped. Yet, as discussed a couple of times before, those in the unknown tend to make fun of the things they do not comprehend, to make them look less ethereal and more earthly. Exactly because of that, there are plenty of IT jokes trying to explain the purpose and the magic of IT to those dimwitted on the subject while making the professionals look down on us with a sparkle of amusement in their glimmering wise eyes. Sure, as with anything that's made out of cogs and gears, even if imaginable, IT things are bound to break, and it is even folklore of a kind mentioning crashing websites, apps, and the disasters that are printer machines. Yes, we're adding printers to our IT category since someone still had to program them. Of course, the bigger the failure, the more funny IT jokes you can milk out of the situation. So, there you have it; everything in life can be funny, it's only a matter of an unexpected failure, a misunderstanding, or a case of complete ignorance. Without ruminating on our thoughts about the importance of technology and where the roots of fun are, let's just scroll down below to the best jokes we could find, shall we? Once you're finished reading them, give them an evaluation on a decimal scale and share these silly jokes with your friends and your foes. This post may include affiliate links. #1 We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick. Report 371points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I am literally crying-laughing right now! Imagination STAHP! 48 48points reply View more comments #2 If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?
One answer: “I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.” Report 323points POST Celeste Celeste Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago #Facts 33 33points reply View more comments #3 What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." Report 312points POST Pezor Zass Pezor Zass Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago In my job i have to send out information to students that's not exactly technical, but makes you pay attention to get it properly. It's super obvious that most students glance at it and move on, and i blame all the T&Cs that we all ignore for it. Sometimes you actually have to read all the words or bad things will happen, folks. 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone. Report 271points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 47 47points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing.” Report 265points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago **snort** 56 56points reply View more comments #6 "Yesterday I decided to change my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can" and when I woke up this morning I saw the name changed to "Challenge accepted" somebody help." Report 255points POST Christopher Moncur Christopher Moncur Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago rip 32 32points reply View more comments #7 Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google Search. Report 242points POST QibliOfTheSandWings QibliOfTheSandWings Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago But what if the cops become desperate for the answer? 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 Password looks at itself in the mirror:
"Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password." Report 235points POST Cassidy ChillRose Cassidy ChillRose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago And then you see those one time auto generated passwords with 30 assorted symbols, letters, and numbers, and realize that for all your strength and confidence, you cannot win against such power. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 Autocorrect has become my worst enema. Report 229points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That is so turtle. 101 101points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888. So when someone asks for it, tell them it's 12345678. Report 225points POST Jacob Nunez Jacob Nunez Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I’m gonna use this one 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 "Happy 3 week anniversary to the 26 browser tabs I have open." Report 221points POST Ragnhild Nilsen Ragnhild Nilsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Only three weeks? I believe I have at least five that are a year old. 30 tabs right now 61 61points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 "I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two police officers and a psychiatrist." Report 217points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago More people need to remember that anything known by more than one person is NOT a secret. 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking. Report 210points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Is MUTE an option as well? 73 73points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 "I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know. “Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since I don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?” He said he did and thanked me. The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is your client asking us if we’re fluent in Chinese?” Report 187points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Not everyone understands the concept of a simile. 54 54points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer. Report 178points POST Valerie G. Valerie G. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago (edited) It’s been attributed to all sorts of people: Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain, Confucius, an old Chinese proverb, and most famously Albert Einstein, but there is little to no proof that any of them ever said such a thing. 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?! Report 173points POST Terry Tobias Terry Tobias Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That would make sense! Lol! 29 29points reply View more comments #17 The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. Report 167points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Elon disagrees 79 79points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 "My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat." Report 164points POST QibliOfTheSandWings QibliOfTheSandWings Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Poor cat! 25 25points reply View more comments #19 If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does. Report 162points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Would it be cruel to make someone's wallpaper a screenshot of the Blue Screen of Death? 54 54points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 I told the kids I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine. Report 159points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Oh, no!!! 29 29points reply View more comments #21 The guy who invented predictive text died last night. His funfair is next monkey. Report 153points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Let us moon his pissing. 112 112points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22 "I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back. We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.” Report 145points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago took me a minute to realize 29 29points reply View more comments #23 I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%. Report 139points POST Coco Coco Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Scary 17 17points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 "A friend of ours was puzzled with the odd messages left on his answering machine. Day after day friends and family would talk and then say, "Beep." He discovered the reason for the joke when he decided to listen to his greeting. "Hi," it said. "I'm not in right now, so please leave a beep after the message." Report 136points POST Deborah Padgett Deborah Padgett Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ask and you shall receive....lol. 24 24points reply View more comments #25 I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate. Report 132points POST Cassidy ChillRose Cassidy ChillRose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I get the feeling Peter Pan would agree with you. 17 17points reply View more comments #26 Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'. Report 131points POST Sue Bradley Sue Bradley Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Can I add - change your profile pic to an identical one on a daily basis, to elicit comments of you look fantastic Babe }:‑) 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 "I was showing my kids an old rotary phone when my nine-year-old asked, “How did you text on it?” My 15-year-old daughter roared with laughter, until a thought occurred to her: “Wait, where did you store your contacts?” Report 129points POST M O'Connell M O'Connell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago All your contacts fit between your index finger and your brain ;) 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because it is a hardware problem. Report 128points POST Chris M Chris M Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hey now, I both program software and work with hardware. That said, I did once spend a while trying to figure out why a printer wasn't communicating on the network. Eventually a coworker came in to help me and pointed out that the network cable wasn't plugged in. 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 "I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens. As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive. Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.” Report 127points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 Can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's an escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Think it's time for a new keyboard. Report 127points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago They had us in the first part, not gonna lie. 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 We'll we'll we'll... If it isn't autocorrect. Report 125points POST Rijkærd Rijkærd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago S**t ..they got me.. 22 22points reply View more comments #32 How many types of people are there in the world?
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not. Report 122points POST Robert T Robert T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago There are 11 types of people in the world. Those that understand that joke, those that don't and those who have heard it a million times before. 62 62points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #33 CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. Report 121points POST Cassidy ChillRose Cassidy ChillRose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago MAKING IT SEEM LIKE YOU'RE MAD AT EVERYTHING SINCE THE FIRST ONLINE ARGUMENT OVER TOAST AND LEATHER SHOES. Seriously though, we need to learn that sometimes we can convey our anger with well placed punctuation and being particular with our wording, not by keeping caps lock on 24/7. 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it. Report 117points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago We need phone leashes. Oh, yeah, we got rid of those. 44 44points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word. Report 116points POST Robert T Robert T Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Access granted. 25 25points reply View more comments #36 I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits." Report 115points POST Cassie Sondrup Cassie Sondrup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lol 20 20points reply View more comments #37 Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas. Report 112points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Krampus is going to go out of business. 32 32points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 The only people who don’t click Skip on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that ad. Report 109points POST Troll Troll Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago That turned dark quickly 23 23points reply View more comments #39 Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house. Report 106points POST Pink kitty Pink kitty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Lol! 8 8points reply View more comments #40 "My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eats and breathes computers. I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day. "No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down." Report 96points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Stop scrolling down before Insert 29 29points reply View More Replies... View more comments #41 I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone. Report 93points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Old fart ;) 13 13points reply View More Replies... View more comments #42 My password is the last 16 digits of Pi. Report 90points POST Luna Luna Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago So easy! It’s (REDACTED)! 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #43 "If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2." - Recording on an Australian tax help line. Report 86points POST Annie Bieber Annie Bieber Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago BWAAAHAAAHA ? me some Australians. 13 13points reply View more comments #44 I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect". Report 82points POST Claudia Henderson Claudia Henderson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ingenious 13 13points reply View more comments #45 Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies. Report 82points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago OH Now it must be really bad there!! 5 5points reply View more comments #46 It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too. Report 81points POST Evil Hornet Evil Hornet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago 20 minutes... Ever tried to watch Netflix after dinner, while lying on the couch? 22 22points reply #47 Mom: How make chicken.
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken.
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado. Report 76points POST Rijkærd Rijkærd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Hahahahah 8 8points reply View more comments #48 What made the Java developers wear glasses?
They can't C. Report 70points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Ffs 12 12points reply View more comments #49 I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child. Report 69points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago True gamers can relate. 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #50 I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts. Report 67points POST Andonis600 Andonis600 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Damn, I also forgot to install WINDOWS in case my HOME KEY got deleted. 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 148 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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POST Joran Quinten Joran Quinten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think this is one of my favorites: "A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone." 6 6points reply Katinka Min Katinka Min Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Another old one: 'How many Microsfot peeps does it tak to change a lightbulb?' 'None. Darkness becomes the industrial standard' 0 0points reply Gogamash Gogamash Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago As somebody from IT I can just say, those "jokes" are old. lame and not funny :-/ 0 0points reply Monty Glue Monty Glue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hey! I resemble that. I'm old, lame, and not funny! Worse, I was from I.T. too, My work motto was : Never let the client get between you and the door! 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Troll Troll Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago To be fair though, some of them really couldn't be considered jokes. 0 0points reply POST Joran Quinten Joran Quinten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago I think this is one of my favorites: "A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone." 6 6points reply Katinka Min Katinka Min Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Another old one: 'How many Microsfot peeps does it tak to change a lightbulb?' 'None. Darkness becomes the industrial standard' 0 0points reply Gogamash Gogamash Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago As somebody from IT I can just say, those "jokes" are old. lame and not funny :-/ 0 0points reply Monty Glue Monty Glue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hey! I resemble that. I'm old, lame, and not funny! Worse, I was from I.T. too, My work motto was : Never let the client get between you and the door! 0 0points reply Load More Replies... Troll Troll Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago To be fair though, some of them really couldn't be considered jokes. 0 0points reply Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. 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