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Publish Not your original work? Add source Have you ever stopped and wondered what God thinks of everything that's going on in our world today? Well, if you have, you'll be glad to hear that The Almighty has a Twitter account. As of today, it has amassed more than 6.2M devoted fans while He Himself follows only one person on Earth-Justin Bieber. The Tweet Of God is full of satirical jokes and razor-sharp humor that will hopefully brighten your day and help you let out a laugh or two. With the bio stating "Unverified; unverified", the account is entertaining the internet with its hilariously witty tweets. Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts God had to offer, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones! Be sure to let us know what you think about them in the comment section below, and don't forget to check out Part 1 of this post right here. This post may include affiliate links. #1 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 404points POST Pearl Pearl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Preach! 78 78points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 365points POST Walking On Sunshine Walking On Sunshine Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago God is a feminist. Go God. 97 97points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 342points POST Amy Pattie Amy Pattie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) The Bible literally talks about wearing a veil over your lower face when diseases. I don’t know where Christians find it discrimination when asked to wear one 179 179points reply View More Replies... View more comments The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles. He created the account in 2010 to promote his book, The Last Testament: A Memoir By God. Ironically, many people thought the book was actually a spin-off of the account since the latter took off so quickly. Later on, he adapted both the book and the Twitter account into a play, An Act of God, which was performed on Broadway for two summers and then all over the world. Javerbaum is always playing his part, saying that he's in fact working with and for God as a social media manager. He explained why the account is only interested in one person, Justin Bieber: "From what God told me, he only follows close family members. That's all I could get out of him." #4 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 306points POST Moon (She/Her) Moon (She/Her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This is the most valid point I've seen in a while 118 118points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 303points POST Moon (She/Her) Moon (She/Her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Maybe put it in rice and see what happens? 136 136points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 275points POST Julie C Rose Julie C Rose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) God made Jacinda and Jacinda banned my anti vax ex hairdresser from operating. :) 73 73points reply View More Replies... View more comments If you're trying to reach the comedy writer and have a little chat with The Almighty, don't expect too much. He Himself posts a lot and sometimes even re-tweets with a snappy comment but does not participate much in conversations. "God replies to tweets exactly as often as he replies to prayers from other people," Javerbaum said. Even though The Tweet of God has many followers and is viewed as "the universe's most popular unverified Twitter account", it also went through some bad times. The account got hacked several years ago, which made Javerbaum quit for a year and a half. Also, Twitter suspended the account twice. One time, he used their blue badge in the background picture without their permission. "And that was just a purely legalistic suspension," the founder of the account told The Last Laugh. "I was trying to imply that I was verified." #7 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 272points POST BlackestDawn BlackestDawn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I just have to applaud this one. 119 119points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 271points POST Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Snort-laugh! 91 91points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 269points POST Monday Monday Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago What can we say...we're overachievers! 130 130points reply View More Replies... View more comments The second time was in June 2019. "If gay people are a mistake, they're a mistake I've made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I'm incompetent and shouldn't be relied upon for anything," the tweet stated. Twitter mistakenly thought of it as anti-gay. "So they got that one wrong and they realized it and I got back on," the writer explained. "I let them know that their sense of irony had some deficiencies that ought to be corrected." Last year, the founder went one step further and created a podcast called Godcast. "Well, I think of it as adapting a character. God is a character that I know very well. And he's not any bigger of a character than any other character would be. He just happens to be God. But he's, in many ways, just the cranky old man on the lawn of the universe. And I always thought that a podcast was the ideal form, more so even than Twitter, because it's the voice of God." #10 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 268points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Bless all the hard working health workers fighting to help these folks get well. 109 109points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 264points POST WannaKnowWhatIThink?DoYa? WannaKnowWhatIThink?DoYa? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Like cats do 142 142points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 255points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Yes 65 65points reply View More Replies... View more comments So it seems that David Javerbaum is fully engaged with this all-powerful character. Right now, he's busy with publishing his response to King David's The Book of Psalms titled The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure. At the same time, the account is still going strong and continuing to entertain its followers with piercingly sharp humor. "The only time there would be no material for satire will be in a perfect world. And I don't see that coming any time soon. I do think that if it were a perfect world, my [in]ability to make fun of it would be a small price to pay," David Javerbaum said. #13 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 248points POST Jo Choto Jo Choto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Amen, God! 41 41points reply View more comments #14 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 236points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Of course not. Stupid people don't know they're stupid. 77 77points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 229points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Why didn't you save me, God? Well, I sent you the vaccine. 129 129points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 209points POST Julie C Rose Julie C Rose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago The main culprits plan on blasting off in their space penises. 134 134points reply View More Replies... View more comments #17 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 206points POST Luther von Wolfen Luther von Wolfen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago America is the new Babylon. 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 205points POST Pearl Pearl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) Before he directs you to hell, that is. Antivaxxers should go to hell 74 74points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 202points POST I I I I Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago it's so exhausting 62 62points reply View more comments #20 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 196points POST SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda. SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I agree 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 190points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 months ago Nah, we'll wait till the engine blows and blame nature. 59 59points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 189points POST Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago He's clearly right here, Glasshouse. 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 180points POST Ann Coffman Ann Coffman Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Maybe try the Romans??? 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 173points POST Monday Monday Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Covid is the romantic partner from those crappy Hallmark movies. They'll change for you. They'll follow you around and keep trying even after you say no. They'll use your friends to get to you. They WILL get you one way or another. 87 87points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 169points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago And to give the healthcare workers a long needed break. 56 56points reply View more comments #26 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 166points POST Grant Barke Grant Barke Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Nothing wrong with smiting your enemies, right. 34 34points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 157points POST BlackestDawn BlackestDawn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago And in many cases it's not the opinion itself that others have a problem with, but rather the "fact" you use to base said opinion on. By that I mean that if you used actual facts you most likely wouldn't have that opinion. 37 37points reply View more comments #28 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 156points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago D*mn it. There's always paperwork. 64 64points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #29 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 154points POST Luther von Wolfen Luther von Wolfen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Seems like that would be obvious after that garden of Eden fiasco. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 151points POST Chris Lehr Chris Lehr Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Took a while but you showed up in the UK recently. Cheers for that. Now we look like we’re run by American. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 145points POST Rijkærd Rijkærd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Jesus F*****g Christ you are right. 75 75points reply View More Replies... View more comments #32 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 142points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Evolution. 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 134points POST william mcgloin william mcgloin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Oh damn!!! ? 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 129points POST Daria Z Daria Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Exactly! Unless you're a criminal. 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 127points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago No, you're not. She just couldn't wait to make heaven a sweeter place. 106 106points reply View More Replies... View more comments #36 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 122points POST ThE MaN ThE MaN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I bet they'll have a bit of karen in them 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #37 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 112points POST Moon (She/Her) Moon (She/Her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Not to mention human decency and common sense 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 111points POST Steve Fischer Steve Fischer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Republicans, are you listening? 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #39 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 108points POST troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Floss as in dental care or the dance? 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments #40 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 106points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago But...but the Earth is flat; it says so on the internet. 44 44points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 109 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add New Image Add Your Photo To This List Please use high-res photos without watermarks Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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POST Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago "God, save our baby!" they're crying right now. Yeah, well, dipsh*ts, you didn't follow isolation protocols, and now your toddler is in ICU... I had a bad weekend shift, just ignore me. I'm crankier than Twitter-God! 19 19points reply Angelar Angelar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I hope the toddler makes it - and you get rest 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Same. I considered infectious disease as a specialty back in the day, but couldn't handle dying kids, went into research. Much less chance of lying awake. 4 4points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago For those wonder, FYI, RSV is a common virus in children, usually under 2, and rarely causes hospitalization. In fact, if your child under 2-3 has a "cold"? Odds are it's RSV, which stands for Respiratory Syncytial Virus. A syncytium is a bunch of cells stuck together. It's often heard in oncology, but does not necessarily refer to anything cancerous or malignant. RSV commonly causes what we'd refer to in lay terms as "colds", and may develop into pneumonia, as will any respiratory virus (pick one). Deniers love to use it as the culprit, ignoring PCR results proving Covid infection. Peace out. 2 2points reply Leah Helbig Leah Helbig Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view. Probanly from RSV and how do you know that would have made one lick of difference. John hopkins just released a report that mask and social distancing didn't really help at all. Also if the antibody treatments gave been pulled because they arent effective for the spike protein in omicron just alpha and delta then your shots are useless too. And guess what you work in healthcare people are going die that is just part of it. If you cant take it get out of the kitchen bro. And if you feel so strongly about protocols then when your next patient is 400+ i want you to say i dont feel sorry that you have heart disease and diabetes because guess what its no different. And i am not a troll i just can't take the stupidity anymore -5 -5points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago @Leah, ah, you're back. I specifically said *children*, and it wasn't Johns Hopkins. I'm in regular contact. Nor did the Stanford study say that. There is one review, a meta-analysis of the literature, and it was quite insistent on not counting in its review any studies that would contradict the desired outcomes, which makes it BS (Bad Science). BTW, I'm not a bro, I'm a woman, and it's not RSV! FFS, we have PCR tests! IT IS OMICRON. FYI, if you really understood the science, you'd understand why omicron has evaded vaccines (to some extent) and antibodies (which so far hadn't encountered omicron, gee, what a shock to no one in science) and you'd understand that noncompliance is the number one reason *measures don't work*. But since you choose to believe I'm whining? I got into this field to *save lives*. If deaths stop bothering me, then I'm a sociopath! None of us "get over it". We shouldn't! How dare you. *stalks away* 5 5points reply Mark Fuller Mark Fuller Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago If this WERE God ie someone with a modicum of common sense who says it like it is, promotes equality, cares about the planet and knows the bible is a work of fiction... then I'd probably start going to church. 13 13points reply Jo Choto Jo Choto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I have no idea who is behind this account, but I'm glad they are having fun with it. 10 10points reply JB JB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hi Jo, “ The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles.” Have a good day! 7 7points reply Load More Replies... kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Ieva Gailiūtė and Mindaugas Balčiauskas say, right in the article. They explain all about it. Didn't you read it? 0 0points reply kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago smdh, Jo says they have no idea who is behind the god account. I say who it is, Leva and Mindaugas write the name "David Javerbaum," right in the article. And I get downvoted for explaining the name is right there, for them to read, if only they read the article, and then Bacony Cakes agrees that the name isn't there? wtf, people. 1 1point reply I'mNotARoboat I'mNotARoboat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago (edited) The name is back (in three locations in the article). Also, I threw you (Kim Morris) an upvote because other people can be fickle. 0 0points reply Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago That's the people who posted it on this site. 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago "God, save our baby!" they're crying right now. Yeah, well, dipsh*ts, you didn't follow isolation protocols, and now your toddler is in ICU... I had a bad weekend shift, just ignore me. I'm crankier than Twitter-God! 19 19points reply Angelar Angelar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I hope the toddler makes it - and you get rest 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Same. I considered infectious disease as a specialty back in the day, but couldn't handle dying kids, went into research. Much less chance of lying awake. 4 4points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago For those wonder, FYI, RSV is a common virus in children, usually under 2, and rarely causes hospitalization. In fact, if your child under 2-3 has a "cold"? Odds are it's RSV, which stands for Respiratory Syncytial Virus. A syncytium is a bunch of cells stuck together. It's often heard in oncology, but does not necessarily refer to anything cancerous or malignant. RSV commonly causes what we'd refer to in lay terms as "colds", and may develop into pneumonia, as will any respiratory virus (pick one). Deniers love to use it as the culprit, ignoring PCR results proving Covid infection. Peace out. 2 2points reply Leah Helbig Leah Helbig Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view. Probanly from RSV and how do you know that would have made one lick of difference. John hopkins just released a report that mask and social distancing didn't really help at all. Also if the antibody treatments gave been pulled because they arent effective for the spike protein in omicron just alpha and delta then your shots are useless too. And guess what you work in healthcare people are going die that is just part of it. If you cant take it get out of the kitchen bro. And if you feel so strongly about protocols then when your next patient is 400+ i want you to say i dont feel sorry that you have heart disease and diabetes because guess what its no different. And i am not a troll i just can't take the stupidity anymore -5 -5points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago @Leah, ah, you're back. I specifically said *children*, and it wasn't Johns Hopkins. I'm in regular contact. Nor did the Stanford study say that. There is one review, a meta-analysis of the literature, and it was quite insistent on not counting in its review any studies that would contradict the desired outcomes, which makes it BS (Bad Science). BTW, I'm not a bro, I'm a woman, and it's not RSV! FFS, we have PCR tests! IT IS OMICRON. FYI, if you really understood the science, you'd understand why omicron has evaded vaccines (to some extent) and antibodies (which so far hadn't encountered omicron, gee, what a shock to no one in science) and you'd understand that noncompliance is the number one reason *measures don't work*. But since you choose to believe I'm whining? I got into this field to *save lives*. If deaths stop bothering me, then I'm a sociopath! None of us "get over it". We shouldn't! How dare you. *stalks away* 5 5points reply Mark Fuller Mark Fuller Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago If this WERE God ie someone with a modicum of common sense who says it like it is, promotes equality, cares about the planet and knows the bible is a work of fiction... then I'd probably start going to church. 13 13points reply Jo Choto Jo Choto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I have no idea who is behind this account, but I'm glad they are having fun with it. 10 10points reply JB JB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hi Jo, “ The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles.” Have a good day! 7 7points reply Load More Replies... kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Ieva Gailiūtė and Mindaugas Balčiauskas say, right in the article. They explain all about it. Didn't you read it? 0 0points reply kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago smdh, Jo says they have no idea who is behind the god account. I say who it is, Leva and Mindaugas write the name "David Javerbaum," right in the article. And I get downvoted for explaining the name is right there, for them to read, if only they read the article, and then Bacony Cakes agrees that the name isn't there? wtf, people. 1 1point reply I'mNotARoboat I'mNotARoboat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago (edited) The name is back (in three locations in the article). Also, I threw you (Kim Morris) an upvote because other people can be fickle. 0 0points reply Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago That's the people who posted it on this site. 0 0points reply Load More Comments Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) Popular on Bored Panda 30 Y.O. 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40 Of The Most Savage Things God Has Said On Twitter New Pics
Ieva Gailiūtė andMindaugas Balčiauskas
Publish Not your original work? Add source Have you ever stopped and wondered what God thinks of everything that's going on in our world today? Well, if you have, you'll be glad to hear that The Almighty has a Twitter account. As of today, it has amassed more than 6.2M devoted fans while He Himself follows only one person on Earth-Justin Bieber. The Tweet Of God is full of satirical jokes and razor-sharp humor that will hopefully brighten your day and help you let out a laugh or two. With the bio stating "Unverified; unverified", the account is entertaining the internet with its hilariously witty tweets. Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts God had to offer, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones! Be sure to let us know what you think about them in the comment section below, and don't forget to check out Part 1 of this post right here. This post may include affiliate links. #1 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 404points POST Pearl Pearl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Preach! 78 78points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 365points POST Walking On Sunshine Walking On Sunshine Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago God is a feminist. Go God. 97 97points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 342points POST Amy Pattie Amy Pattie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) The Bible literally talks about wearing a veil over your lower face when diseases. I don’t know where Christians find it discrimination when asked to wear one 179 179points reply View More Replies... View more comments The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles. He created the account in 2010 to promote his book, The Last Testament: A Memoir By God. Ironically, many people thought the book was actually a spin-off of the account since the latter took off so quickly. Later on, he adapted both the book and the Twitter account into a play, An Act of God, which was performed on Broadway for two summers and then all over the world. Javerbaum is always playing his part, saying that he's in fact working with and for God as a social media manager. He explained why the account is only interested in one person, Justin Bieber: "From what God told me, he only follows close family members. That's all I could get out of him." #4 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 306points POST Moon (She/Her) Moon (She/Her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This is the most valid point I've seen in a while 118 118points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 303points POST Moon (She/Her) Moon (She/Her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Maybe put it in rice and see what happens? 136 136points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 275points POST Julie C Rose Julie C Rose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) God made Jacinda and Jacinda banned my anti vax ex hairdresser from operating. :) 73 73points reply View More Replies... View more comments If you're trying to reach the comedy writer and have a little chat with The Almighty, don't expect too much. He Himself posts a lot and sometimes even re-tweets with a snappy comment but does not participate much in conversations. "God replies to tweets exactly as often as he replies to prayers from other people," Javerbaum said. Even though The Tweet of God has many followers and is viewed as "the universe's most popular unverified Twitter account", it also went through some bad times. The account got hacked several years ago, which made Javerbaum quit for a year and a half. Also, Twitter suspended the account twice. One time, he used their blue badge in the background picture without their permission. "And that was just a purely legalistic suspension," the founder of the account told The Last Laugh. "I was trying to imply that I was verified." #7 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 272points POST BlackestDawn BlackestDawn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I just have to applaud this one. 119 119points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 271points POST Auntriarch Auntriarch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Snort-laugh! 91 91points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 269points POST Monday Monday Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago What can we say...we're overachievers! 130 130points reply View More Replies... View more comments The second time was in June 2019. "If gay people are a mistake, they're a mistake I've made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I'm incompetent and shouldn't be relied upon for anything," the tweet stated. Twitter mistakenly thought of it as anti-gay. "So they got that one wrong and they realized it and I got back on," the writer explained. "I let them know that their sense of irony had some deficiencies that ought to be corrected." Last year, the founder went one step further and created a podcast called Godcast. "Well, I think of it as adapting a character. God is a character that I know very well. And he's not any bigger of a character than any other character would be. He just happens to be God. But he's, in many ways, just the cranky old man on the lawn of the universe. And I always thought that a podcast was the ideal form, more so even than Twitter, because it's the voice of God." #10 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 268points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Bless all the hard working health workers fighting to help these folks get well. 109 109points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 264points POST WannaKnowWhatIThink?DoYa? WannaKnowWhatIThink?DoYa? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Like cats do 142 142points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 255points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Yes 65 65points reply View More Replies... View more comments So it seems that David Javerbaum is fully engaged with this all-powerful character. Right now, he's busy with publishing his response to King David's The Book of Psalms titled The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure. At the same time, the account is still going strong and continuing to entertain its followers with piercingly sharp humor. "The only time there would be no material for satire will be in a perfect world. And I don't see that coming any time soon. I do think that if it were a perfect world, my [in]ability to make fun of it would be a small price to pay," David Javerbaum said. #13 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 248points POST Jo Choto Jo Choto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Amen, God! 41 41points reply View more comments #14 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 236points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Of course not. Stupid people don't know they're stupid. 77 77points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 229points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Why didn't you save me, God? Well, I sent you the vaccine. 129 129points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 209points POST Julie C Rose Julie C Rose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago The main culprits plan on blasting off in their space penises. 134 134points reply View More Replies... View more comments #17 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 206points POST Luther von Wolfen Luther von Wolfen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago America is the new Babylon. 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 205points POST Pearl Pearl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) Before he directs you to hell, that is. Antivaxxers should go to hell 74 74points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 202points POST I I I I Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago it's so exhausting 62 62points reply View more comments #20 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 196points POST SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda. SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I agree 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 190points POST WilvanderHeijden WilvanderHeijden Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 8 months ago Nah, we'll wait till the engine blows and blame nature. 59 59points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 189points POST Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago He's clearly right here, Glasshouse. 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 180points POST Ann Coffman Ann Coffman Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Maybe try the Romans??? 40 40points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 173points POST Monday Monday Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Covid is the romantic partner from those crappy Hallmark movies. They'll change for you. They'll follow you around and keep trying even after you say no. They'll use your friends to get to you. They WILL get you one way or another. 87 87points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 169points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago And to give the healthcare workers a long needed break. 56 56points reply View more comments #26 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 166points POST Grant Barke Grant Barke Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Nothing wrong with smiting your enemies, right. 34 34points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 157points POST BlackestDawn BlackestDawn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago And in many cases it's not the opinion itself that others have a problem with, but rather the "fact" you use to base said opinion on. By that I mean that if you used actual facts you most likely wouldn't have that opinion. 37 37points reply View more comments #28 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 156points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago D*mn it. There's always paperwork. 64 64points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #29 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 154points POST Luther von Wolfen Luther von Wolfen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Seems like that would be obvious after that garden of Eden fiasco. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 151points POST Chris Lehr Chris Lehr Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Took a while but you showed up in the UK recently. Cheers for that. Now we look like we’re run by American. 42 42points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 145points POST Rijkærd Rijkærd Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Jesus F*****g Christ you are right. 75 75points reply View More Replies... View more comments #32 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 142points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Evolution. 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 134points POST william mcgloin william mcgloin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Oh damn!!! ? 48 48points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 129points POST Daria Z Daria Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Exactly! Unless you're a criminal. 26 26points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 127points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago No, you're not. She just couldn't wait to make heaven a sweeter place. 106 106points reply View More Replies... View more comments #36 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 122points POST ThE MaN ThE MaN Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I bet they'll have a bit of karen in them 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #37 thetweetofgod Report Final score: 112points POST Moon (She/Her) Moon (She/Her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Not to mention human decency and common sense 53 53points reply View More Replies... View more comments #38 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 111points POST Steve Fischer Steve Fischer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Republicans, are you listening? 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #39 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 108points POST troufaki13 troufaki13 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Floss as in dental care or the dance? 43 43points reply View More Replies... View more comments #40 TheTweetOfGod Report Final score: 106points POST BusLady BusLady Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago But...but the Earth is flat; it says so on the internet. 44 44points reply View More Replies... View more comments Note: this post originally had 109 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add New Image Add Your Photo To This List Please use high-res photos without watermarks Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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POST Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago "God, save our baby!" they're crying right now. Yeah, well, dipsh*ts, you didn't follow isolation protocols, and now your toddler is in ICU... I had a bad weekend shift, just ignore me. I'm crankier than Twitter-God! 19 19points reply Angelar Angelar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I hope the toddler makes it - and you get rest 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Same. I considered infectious disease as a specialty back in the day, but couldn't handle dying kids, went into research. Much less chance of lying awake. 4 4points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago For those wonder, FYI, RSV is a common virus in children, usually under 2, and rarely causes hospitalization. In fact, if your child under 2-3 has a "cold"? Odds are it's RSV, which stands for Respiratory Syncytial Virus. A syncytium is a bunch of cells stuck together. It's often heard in oncology, but does not necessarily refer to anything cancerous or malignant. RSV commonly causes what we'd refer to in lay terms as "colds", and may develop into pneumonia, as will any respiratory virus (pick one). Deniers love to use it as the culprit, ignoring PCR results proving Covid infection. Peace out. 2 2points reply Leah Helbig Leah Helbig Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view. Probanly from RSV and how do you know that would have made one lick of difference. John hopkins just released a report that mask and social distancing didn't really help at all. Also if the antibody treatments gave been pulled because they arent effective for the spike protein in omicron just alpha and delta then your shots are useless too. And guess what you work in healthcare people are going die that is just part of it. If you cant take it get out of the kitchen bro. And if you feel so strongly about protocols then when your next patient is 400+ i want you to say i dont feel sorry that you have heart disease and diabetes because guess what its no different. And i am not a troll i just can't take the stupidity anymore -5 -5points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago @Leah, ah, you're back. I specifically said *children*, and it wasn't Johns Hopkins. I'm in regular contact. Nor did the Stanford study say that. There is one review, a meta-analysis of the literature, and it was quite insistent on not counting in its review any studies that would contradict the desired outcomes, which makes it BS (Bad Science). BTW, I'm not a bro, I'm a woman, and it's not RSV! FFS, we have PCR tests! IT IS OMICRON. FYI, if you really understood the science, you'd understand why omicron has evaded vaccines (to some extent) and antibodies (which so far hadn't encountered omicron, gee, what a shock to no one in science) and you'd understand that noncompliance is the number one reason *measures don't work*. But since you choose to believe I'm whining? I got into this field to *save lives*. If deaths stop bothering me, then I'm a sociopath! None of us "get over it". We shouldn't! How dare you. *stalks away* 5 5points reply Mark Fuller Mark Fuller Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago If this WERE God ie someone with a modicum of common sense who says it like it is, promotes equality, cares about the planet and knows the bible is a work of fiction... then I'd probably start going to church. 13 13points reply Jo Choto Jo Choto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I have no idea who is behind this account, but I'm glad they are having fun with it. 10 10points reply JB JB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hi Jo, “ The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles.” Have a good day! 7 7points reply Load More Replies... kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Ieva Gailiūtė and Mindaugas Balčiauskas say, right in the article. They explain all about it. Didn't you read it? 0 0points reply kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago smdh, Jo says they have no idea who is behind the god account. I say who it is, Leva and Mindaugas write the name "David Javerbaum," right in the article. And I get downvoted for explaining the name is right there, for them to read, if only they read the article, and then Bacony Cakes agrees that the name isn't there? wtf, people. 1 1point reply I'mNotARoboat I'mNotARoboat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago (edited) The name is back (in three locations in the article). Also, I threw you (Kim Morris) an upvote because other people can be fickle. 0 0points reply Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago That's the people who posted it on this site. 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago "God, save our baby!" they're crying right now. Yeah, well, dipsh*ts, you didn't follow isolation protocols, and now your toddler is in ICU... I had a bad weekend shift, just ignore me. I'm crankier than Twitter-God! 19 19points reply Angelar Angelar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I hope the toddler makes it - and you get rest 15 15points reply Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Same. I considered infectious disease as a specialty back in the day, but couldn't handle dying kids, went into research. Much less chance of lying awake. 4 4points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago For those wonder, FYI, RSV is a common virus in children, usually under 2, and rarely causes hospitalization. In fact, if your child under 2-3 has a "cold"? Odds are it's RSV, which stands for Respiratory Syncytial Virus. A syncytium is a bunch of cells stuck together. It's often heard in oncology, but does not necessarily refer to anything cancerous or malignant. RSV commonly causes what we'd refer to in lay terms as "colds", and may develop into pneumonia, as will any respiratory virus (pick one). Deniers love to use it as the culprit, ignoring PCR results proving Covid infection. Peace out. 2 2points reply Leah Helbig Leah Helbig Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago This comment is hidden. Click here to view. Probanly from RSV and how do you know that would have made one lick of difference. John hopkins just released a report that mask and social distancing didn't really help at all. Also if the antibody treatments gave been pulled because they arent effective for the spike protein in omicron just alpha and delta then your shots are useless too. And guess what you work in healthcare people are going die that is just part of it. If you cant take it get out of the kitchen bro. And if you feel so strongly about protocols then when your next patient is 400+ i want you to say i dont feel sorry that you have heart disease and diabetes because guess what its no different. And i am not a troll i just can't take the stupidity anymore -5 -5points reply Leo Domitrix Leo Domitrix Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago @Leah, ah, you're back. I specifically said *children*, and it wasn't Johns Hopkins. I'm in regular contact. Nor did the Stanford study say that. There is one review, a meta-analysis of the literature, and it was quite insistent on not counting in its review any studies that would contradict the desired outcomes, which makes it BS (Bad Science). BTW, I'm not a bro, I'm a woman, and it's not RSV! FFS, we have PCR tests! IT IS OMICRON. FYI, if you really understood the science, you'd understand why omicron has evaded vaccines (to some extent) and antibodies (which so far hadn't encountered omicron, gee, what a shock to no one in science) and you'd understand that noncompliance is the number one reason *measures don't work*. But since you choose to believe I'm whining? I got into this field to *save lives*. If deaths stop bothering me, then I'm a sociopath! None of us "get over it". We shouldn't! How dare you. *stalks away* 5 5points reply Mark Fuller Mark Fuller Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago If this WERE God ie someone with a modicum of common sense who says it like it is, promotes equality, cares about the planet and knows the bible is a work of fiction... then I'd probably start going to church. 13 13points reply Jo Choto Jo Choto Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago I have no idea who is behind this account, but I'm glad they are having fun with it. 10 10points reply JB JB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Hi Jo, “ The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles.” Have a good day! 7 7points reply Load More Replies... kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Ieva Gailiūtė and Mindaugas Balčiauskas say, right in the article. They explain all about it. Didn't you read it? 0 0points reply kim morris kim morris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago smdh, Jo says they have no idea who is behind the god account. I say who it is, Leva and Mindaugas write the name "David Javerbaum," right in the article. And I get downvoted for explaining the name is right there, for them to read, if only they read the article, and then Bacony Cakes agrees that the name isn't there? wtf, people. 1 1point reply I'mNotARoboat I'mNotARoboat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 7 months ago (edited) The name is back (in three locations in the article). Also, I threw you (Kim Morris) an upvote because other people can be fickle. 0 0points reply Bacony Cakes Bacony Cakes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago That's the people who posted it on this site. 0 0points reply Load More Comments Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) Popular on Bored Panda 30 Y.O. 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