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Publish Not your original work? Add source Alrighty then, here's a debate that's as old as humankind itself. You know what we're talking about; it's the one questioning the origins of a bird, an egg, a joke, and a pun. It goes like this - which one of them was first, a pun or a joke? What, you thought we'd be talking about the egg and the chicken? Hah, no, this topic is as hackneyed as an old Hackney pony, and we'd rather stick to jokes and puns! But, to make it spicier by just a pinch, we're combining two of the oldest dilemmas into one topic, and it's egg puns! That's absolutely right; the next topic in our puns galore is about eggs, only the most perfect of Nature's creations. So 'what's so punny about an egg?' you might ask, and we are here to put your thoughts at rest with this all egg-lusive article. First of all, it's the name of the thing that's terrifically suitable for clever puns. Just look at it, read it out loud like ten times, and try not to laugh by the end of your recital. An EGG. We're cracking up here already, and our craniums are as full of ideas for hilarious puns as never before! Now, the shape of it - instead of being a perfectly understandable round object, an egg is both a bit like a balance doll and a rock with absolutely pointless points. Cue the cracking and the cackling because we can no longer even! We hope that by the end of this egg-cellent selection of cute puns, you'll join our cacklers' ranks, too. And now it is time to check if our hopes do come true! How will we know? Well, easy, it all starts with you scrolling down below and checking out our best egg puns. Then, give the funniest pun your vote, and tell us what you think about this article! Lastly, share these cheesy puns with your friends, and after all these steps, we'll know if we've succeeded in amusing you with our selection of these little wordplays! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet. Report 17points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) Don't think ohmletting you get away with that! 1 1point reply View more comments #2 How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf. Report 15points POST #3 The eggs decided to leave Europe, so we need to prepare for Breggsit. Report 15points POST #4 Why did the egg fail its driving test? He liked to egg-celerate too much! Report 13points POST Kyra M Weiss Kyra M Weiss Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago This joke cracks me up so much. It made my day much better. 0 0points reply #5 What did the egg say to his girlfriend? "You are the hottest chick I've ever seen and that's no eggs-aggeration!" Report 13points POST #6 Who wrote the book “Great Egg-spectations”? Charles Chickens. Report 13points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago A two-fer. 0 0points reply #7 Why can’t an egg speak publicly? He cracks under pressure. Report 13points POST Crene Crene Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago OK. This got me laughing 0 0points reply #8 Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas? Because there’s no place like home for the hollandaise. Report 13points POST #9 What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White! Report 12points POST #10 Where is the best place to learn about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia! Report 11points POST #11 What did the two eggs say after brunch? "Let's hatch a plan for the rest of the day!" Report 11points POST Lara Collins Lara Collins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughing out loud with cat and my 10 dogs,turtle without these egg jokes they would going ferral all over again laugh out loud. Definetly going in the funeral slide show to cheer everyone up Laughing out loud also do u know what WAP means. My children say it a lot to their boy best friends. ????? 0 0points reply #12 The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack. Report 11points POST #13 What sport do eggs excel at? Eggs-treme sports. Report 11points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Why don't eggs take the bus to work? Because they have to scramble to get to the bus stop in time. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 What do you call an artificial egg? A bootlegg. Report 11points POST #15 Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens! Report 10points POST #16 How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted! Report 10points POST #17 What's an egg's favorite motivational phrase? "Stay on the sunny side up!" Report 10points POST #18 Why did the rooster ask the hen out on a date? He was feeling plucky! Report 10points POST #19 Why did the new egg feel so good? Because he just got laid! Report 10points POST #20 What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why are you egg-noring me? Report 10points POST #21 What did the egg say to the frying pan? Let’s get fried! Report 10points POST I'mRiley - DEALwithIT ? I'mRiley - DEALwithIT ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Insert PSA: "this is your brain on drugs" 0 0points reply #22 What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial. Report 10points POST #23 I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said: “It’s a little bit runny”. Report 10points POST #24 Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast? They're so hard to beat! Report 9points POST #25 Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be! Report 9points POST #26 How do eggs get around? On a s-egg-way. Report 9points POST #27 What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac. Report 9points POST #28 Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk. Report 9points POST #29 What’s an egg’s favorite tree? A y-oak tree. Report 9points POST #30 Why was the chicken up all night? Restless Egg Syndrome. Report 9points POST #31 Where do eggs keep their money? In their bank eggounts! Report 9points POST #32 Where do you find the best eggs in England? Yolkshire. Report 9points POST #33 What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad? Mediyolkre. Report 9points POST #34 What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. Report 9points POST #35 What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm? An alarm cluck. Report 9points POST #36 An egg got late to work. He says to his boss: “Sorry omelette.” Report 9points POST #37 I’ve ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know… Report 9points POST #38 Police were questioning an egg. He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words. Report 9points POST #39 Whenever you mix a cookbook with a computer manual you will wind up with an egg-shell spreadsheet. Report 9points POST #40 My brain is scrambled after reading this. Why don’t you lay off the yokes for a bit, you egg head. Report 9points POST #41 She's now his eggs-girlfriend. luleigas Report 9points POST #42 Where do Eskimos keep their eggs? Inside an egg-loo! Report 8points POST #43 Why was the egg late for school? He didn't study for the eggs-am. Report 8points POST #44 How did the hen get to work so fast? She used the eggs-press lane! Report 8points POST #45 What did the hen say to her chick? "Don't you egg-nore me!" Report 8points POST #46 What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? "Have an eggs-tra special day!" Report 8points POST #47 What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled! Report 8points POST #48 Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken! Report 8points POST #49 When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn! Report 8points POST #50 What happened to the chicken at school? He was eggs-pelled! Report 8points POST #51 What did the chef say after an incredible breakfast? "That was egg-ceptional!" Report 8points POST #52 Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten! Report 8points POST #53 How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push! Report 8points POST #54 What's an egg's favorite sport? Running! Report 8points POST #55 What did the omelet say after the breakfast sandwich stole her idea? "That's eggs-actly what I just said!" Report 8points POST #56 How did the breakfast burrito find out she was sick? She had an eggs-amination! Report 8points POST #57 What did you think of these egg puns? They were seriously egg-cellent! Report 8points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) That's not egg-zactly what I would say. Some of them I got over easy. 1 1point reply #58 What do you call a smart omelet? An egg head! Report 8points POST #59 What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me! Report 8points POST #60 What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching! Report 8points POST #61 How do you know if a chef is mean? He beats all the eggs. Report 8points POST #62 Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #63 My dears, what shell we do? What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell? An egg-arophobic. Report 8points POST #64 The party last night was a shell of a time. Report 8points POST #65 Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break. Report 8points POST #66 Why does the Easter Bunny paint eggs? Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them! Report 8points POST #67 You seem like a good egg. Want to beat it out of here and scramble to someplace more private? Report 8points POST #68 How did the egg get up the hill? It scrambled up. Report 8points POST #69 What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay? Scrambled eggs. Report 8points POST #70 The lethargic hen ended up laying the egg on an ax since she was expecting of hatcheting early. Report 8points POST #71 What did the egg do at the funeral? He eggs-pressed grief. Report 8points POST #72 What happened to the egg that won the lottery? It went from reggs to riches. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #73 What did the Egg say to the Ant that was very good as its job? You're Egg-Shell-Ant. Report 8points POST #74 I say this anytime someone says, “That cracks me up!” “Good thing you’re not an egg!” Report 8points POST #75 Why should you be extra careful handling duck eggs? They're prone to quacking. Report 8points POST #76 Two eggs went hatch-hiking around the world. Report 8points POST #77 What is the most famous talent show for eggs? The Eggs Factor! Report 8points POST #78 What do you do to a murderous egg? You egg-secute it! Report 8points POST #79 What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill? Egg rolls! Report 8points POST #80 What do you call a scared egg? Terri-fried! Report 7points POST #81 What's an egg's favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso! Report 7points POST #82 What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #83 What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer! Report 7points POST #84 What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? "Try to lay off eggs for a while!" Report 7points POST #85 Why did the man steal his eggs? He liked them poached! Report 7points POST #86 How does a hen leave her coop? Through the eggs-it! Report 7points POST #87 What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide this time. Report 7points POST #88 What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic. Report 7points POST #89 The guy that consumed lots of eggs was called egg-holic. Report 7points POST #90 I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket. Report 7points POST #91 Why did the hen lay eggs on the mountain slope? Because the farmer wanted egg rolls. Report 7points POST #92 What do you call an egg murderer? An eggs-terminator. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #93 I'm completely ova all these egg jokes. Report 7points POST #94 This is uneggceptable. Mysterious_Nerd_ Report 7points POST #95 Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station! Report 6points POST #96 Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out. Report 6points POST #97 Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can't take a yolk! Report 6points POST #98 What did the egg say after acing its test? "Omelet smarter than I look!" Report 6points POST #99 Why wouldn't the farmer let the hen in his house? She kept laying deviled eggs! Report 6points POST #100 How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise! Report 6points POST #101 What's an egg's least favorite day of the week? Fry-day! Report 6points POST #102 What did the egg say about escaping the chef? "I might whisk it and run!" Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #103 How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am! Report 6points POST #104 Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an ax? She wanted to hatchet. Report 6points POST #105 What did the angry egg parent say to her child? You’re such a rotten egg! Report 6points POST #106 How would you describe a baby egg on Christmas morning? Absolutely egg-static! Report 6points POST #107 What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress. Report 6points POST #108 You’re poaching my best yolks. Report 6points POST #109 An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess. Report 6points POST #110 You must be an Easter egg because your body is crackin’. Report 6points POST #111 I never count my chickens before they’re hatched. Because they’re eggs. Report 6points POST #112 Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #113 Why did the egg lose its way around town? Because it was mislaid. Report 6points POST #114 Why did the egg visit the haunted house? Because he wanted to get terri-fried! Report 6points POST #115 What superpower did the egg wish it had? Eggs ray vision. Report 6points POST #116 Why was the chicken happy after seeing its medical test report? Because all the results were n-egg-ative! Report 6points POST #117 How do you cook a bunch of funny eggs? You throw them in the crack-pot. Report 6points POST #118 How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been? Eggs mark the spot! Report 6points POST #119 How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push! Report 6points POST #120 What does a demonic hen lay? Deviled eggs! Report 6points POST #121 An egg living on a deserted island is living in Eggs Isle. Report 6points POST #122 What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagon! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Alrighty then, here's a debate that's as old as humankind itself. You know what we're talking about; it's the one questioning the origins of a bird, an egg, a joke, and a pun. It goes like this - which one of them was first, a pun or a joke? What, you thought we'd be talking about the egg and the chicken? Hah, no, this topic is as hackneyed as an old Hackney pony, and we'd rather stick to jokes and puns! But, to make it spicier by just a pinch, we're combining two of the oldest dilemmas into one topic, and it's egg puns! That's absolutely right; the next topic in our puns galore is about eggs, only the most perfect of Nature's creations. So 'what's so punny about an egg?' you might ask, and we are here to put your thoughts at rest with this all egg-lusive article. First of all, it's the name of the thing that's terrifically suitable for clever puns. Just look at it, read it out loud like ten times, and try not to laugh by the end of your recital. An EGG. We're cracking up here already, and our craniums are as full of ideas for hilarious puns as never before! Now, the shape of it - instead of being a perfectly understandable round object, an egg is both a bit like a balance doll and a rock with absolutely pointless points. Cue the cracking and the cackling because we can no longer even! We hope that by the end of this egg-cellent selection of cute puns, you'll join our cacklers' ranks, too. And now it is time to check if our hopes do come true! How will we know? Well, easy, it all starts with you scrolling down below and checking out our best egg puns. Then, give the funniest pun your vote, and tell us what you think about this article! Lastly, share these cheesy puns with your friends, and after all these steps, we'll know if we've succeeded in amusing you with our selection of these little wordplays! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet. Report 17points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) Don't think ohmletting you get away with that! 1 1point reply View more comments #2 How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf. Report 15points POST #3 The eggs decided to leave Europe, so we need to prepare for Breggsit. Report 15points POST #4 Why did the egg fail its driving test? He liked to egg-celerate too much! Report 13points POST Kyra M Weiss Kyra M Weiss Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago This joke cracks me up so much. It made my day much better. 0 0points reply #5 What did the egg say to his girlfriend? "You are the hottest chick I've ever seen and that's no eggs-aggeration!" Report 13points POST #6 Who wrote the book “Great Egg-spectations”? Charles Chickens. Report 13points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago A two-fer. 0 0points reply #7 Why can’t an egg speak publicly? He cracks under pressure. Report 13points POST Crene Crene Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago OK. This got me laughing 0 0points reply #8 Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas? Because there’s no place like home for the hollandaise. Report 13points POST #9 What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White! Report 12points POST #10 Where is the best place to learn about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia! Report 11points POST #11 What did the two eggs say after brunch? "Let's hatch a plan for the rest of the day!" Report 11points POST Lara Collins Lara Collins Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughing out loud with cat and my 10 dogs,turtle without these egg jokes they would going ferral all over again laugh out loud. Definetly going in the funeral slide show to cheer everyone up Laughing out loud also do u know what WAP means. My children say it a lot to their boy best friends. ????? 0 0points reply #12 The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack. Report 11points POST #13 What sport do eggs excel at? Eggs-treme sports. Report 11points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Why don't eggs take the bus to work? Because they have to scramble to get to the bus stop in time. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 What do you call an artificial egg? A bootlegg. Report 11points POST #15 Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens! Report 10points POST #16 How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted! Report 10points POST #17 What's an egg's favorite motivational phrase? "Stay on the sunny side up!" Report 10points POST #18 Why did the rooster ask the hen out on a date? He was feeling plucky! Report 10points POST #19 Why did the new egg feel so good? Because he just got laid! Report 10points POST #20 What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why are you egg-noring me? Report 10points POST #21 What did the egg say to the frying pan? Let’s get fried! Report 10points POST I'mRiley - DEALwithIT ? I'mRiley - DEALwithIT ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Insert PSA: "this is your brain on drugs" 0 0points reply #22 What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial. Report 10points POST #23 I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said: “It’s a little bit runny”. Report 10points POST #24 Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast? They're so hard to beat! Report 9points POST #25 Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be! Report 9points POST #26 How do eggs get around? On a s-egg-way. Report 9points POST #27 What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac. Report 9points POST #28 Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk. Report 9points POST #29 What’s an egg’s favorite tree? A y-oak tree. Report 9points POST #30 Why was the chicken up all night? Restless Egg Syndrome. Report 9points POST #31 Where do eggs keep their money? In their bank eggounts! Report 9points POST #32 Where do you find the best eggs in England? Yolkshire. Report 9points POST #33 What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad? Mediyolkre. Report 9points POST #34 What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. Report 9points POST #35 What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm? An alarm cluck. Report 9points POST #36 An egg got late to work. He says to his boss: “Sorry omelette.” Report 9points POST #37 I’ve ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know… Report 9points POST #38 Police were questioning an egg. He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words. Report 9points POST #39 Whenever you mix a cookbook with a computer manual you will wind up with an egg-shell spreadsheet. Report 9points POST #40 My brain is scrambled after reading this. Why don’t you lay off the yokes for a bit, you egg head. Report 9points POST #41 She's now his eggs-girlfriend. luleigas Report 9points POST #42 Where do Eskimos keep their eggs? Inside an egg-loo! Report 8points POST #43 Why was the egg late for school? He didn't study for the eggs-am. Report 8points POST #44 How did the hen get to work so fast? She used the eggs-press lane! Report 8points POST #45 What did the hen say to her chick? "Don't you egg-nore me!" Report 8points POST #46 What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? "Have an eggs-tra special day!" Report 8points POST #47 What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled! Report 8points POST #48 Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken! Report 8points POST #49 When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn! Report 8points POST #50 What happened to the chicken at school? He was eggs-pelled! Report 8points POST #51 What did the chef say after an incredible breakfast? "That was egg-ceptional!" Report 8points POST #52 Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten! Report 8points POST #53 How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push! Report 8points POST #54 What's an egg's favorite sport? Running! Report 8points POST #55 What did the omelet say after the breakfast sandwich stole her idea? "That's eggs-actly what I just said!" Report 8points POST #56 How did the breakfast burrito find out she was sick? She had an eggs-amination! Report 8points POST #57 What did you think of these egg puns? They were seriously egg-cellent! Report 8points POST Jo Johannsen Jo Johannsen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago (edited) That's not egg-zactly what I would say. Some of them I got over easy. 1 1point reply #58 What do you call a smart omelet? An egg head! Report 8points POST #59 What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me! Report 8points POST #60 What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching! Report 8points POST #61 How do you know if a chef is mean? He beats all the eggs. Report 8points POST #62 Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #63 My dears, what shell we do? What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell? An egg-arophobic. Report 8points POST #64 The party last night was a shell of a time. Report 8points POST #65 Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break. Report 8points POST #66 Why does the Easter Bunny paint eggs? Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them! Report 8points POST #67 You seem like a good egg. Want to beat it out of here and scramble to someplace more private? Report 8points POST #68 How did the egg get up the hill? It scrambled up. Report 8points POST #69 What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay? Scrambled eggs. Report 8points POST #70 The lethargic hen ended up laying the egg on an ax since she was expecting of hatcheting early. Report 8points POST #71 What did the egg do at the funeral? He eggs-pressed grief. Report 8points POST #72 What happened to the egg that won the lottery? It went from reggs to riches. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #73 What did the Egg say to the Ant that was very good as its job? You're Egg-Shell-Ant. Report 8points POST #74 I say this anytime someone says, “That cracks me up!” “Good thing you’re not an egg!” Report 8points POST #75 Why should you be extra careful handling duck eggs? They're prone to quacking. Report 8points POST #76 Two eggs went hatch-hiking around the world. Report 8points POST #77 What is the most famous talent show for eggs? The Eggs Factor! Report 8points POST #78 What do you do to a murderous egg? You egg-secute it! Report 8points POST #79 What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill? Egg rolls! Report 8points POST #80 What do you call a scared egg? Terri-fried! Report 7points POST #81 What's an egg's favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso! Report 7points POST #82 What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #83 What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer! Report 7points POST #84 What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? "Try to lay off eggs for a while!" Report 7points POST #85 Why did the man steal his eggs? He liked them poached! Report 7points POST #86 How does a hen leave her coop? Through the eggs-it! Report 7points POST #87 What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide this time. Report 7points POST #88 What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic. Report 7points POST #89 The guy that consumed lots of eggs was called egg-holic. Report 7points POST #90 I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket. Report 7points POST #91 Why did the hen lay eggs on the mountain slope? Because the farmer wanted egg rolls. Report 7points POST #92 What do you call an egg murderer? An eggs-terminator. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #93 I'm completely ova all these egg jokes. Report 7points POST #94 This is uneggceptable. Mysterious_Nerd_ Report 7points POST #95 Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station! Report 6points POST #96 Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out. Report 6points POST #97 Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can't take a yolk! Report 6points POST #98 What did the egg say after acing its test? "Omelet smarter than I look!" Report 6points POST #99 Why wouldn't the farmer let the hen in his house? She kept laying deviled eggs! Report 6points POST #100 How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise! Report 6points POST #101 What's an egg's least favorite day of the week? Fry-day! Report 6points POST #102 What did the egg say about escaping the chef? "I might whisk it and run!" Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #103 How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am! Report 6points POST #104 Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an ax? She wanted to hatchet. Report 6points POST #105 What did the angry egg parent say to her child? You’re such a rotten egg! Report 6points POST #106 How would you describe a baby egg on Christmas morning? Absolutely egg-static! Report 6points POST #107 What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress. Report 6points POST #108 You’re poaching my best yolks. Report 6points POST #109 An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess. Report 6points POST #110 You must be an Easter egg because your body is crackin’. Report 6points POST #111 I never count my chickens before they’re hatched. Because they’re eggs. Report 6points POST #112 Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #113 Why did the egg lose its way around town? Because it was mislaid. Report 6points POST #114 Why did the egg visit the haunted house? Because he wanted to get terri-fried! Report 6points POST #115 What superpower did the egg wish it had? Eggs ray vision. Report 6points POST #116 Why was the chicken happy after seeing its medical test report? Because all the results were n-egg-ative! Report 6points POST #117 How do you cook a bunch of funny eggs? You throw them in the crack-pot. Report 6points POST #118 How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been? Eggs mark the spot! Report 6points POST #119 How do you make an egg roll? 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