130 Funny Jokes To Make Your 5 Year Old Laugh
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Dad jokes are all the rage. You see them on Twitter, in memes, and as part of a dad's everyday conversation. The problem is, when it comes to joking with your kids, you should be careful about what you can say and what you cannot. You might think that, because your child is young and doesn't understand the joke, it's okay for you to tell it. But it's not always the case. Sometimes kids are much smarter than we give them credit for. They tend to repeat things they hear adults say all the time - especially if those adults are their parents! So if you're thinking about telling an inappropriate joke around your kids, think again. You never know who might be listening or how long they'll remember what they heard! So what's the solution? How do you joke with your youngest kids without crossing over into the not-so-kid-friendly territory? We've gathered the best jokes for 5-year-olds that are guaranteed to make them laugh, so you'll know exactly what to say! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll “Let It Go”! Report 18points POST Illustrious G Illustrious G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago A chance to make my students groan AND I get to sing for them while doing so!? I can’t WAIT to try this joke on them! 0 0points reply #2 Why was the baby in Egypt?
It was looking for its mummy. Report 13points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That mummies are a burial practice from ancient Egypt and not just occasional cartoon heels. 3 3points reply #3 Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems! Report 12points POST #4 What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells. Report 11points POST #5 What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! Report 11points POST #6 Which hand is better to write with?
Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil! Report 11points POST #7 What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music. Report 11points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: I have neglected to explain the concept of music genres to my tiny human with barely any executive brain function. Even if she was fully developed brain-wise it still doesn't make any sense. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?
A teapot! Report 11points POST gellert grindlewald gellert grindlewald Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago this list can also entertain a certain 13-year-old as well. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 What kind of witch can you find at the beach?
A sand-witch! Report 9points POST #10 What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers! Report 9points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That banana peels are, according to the oldest cartoons, are the slipperiest things ever. 0 0points reply #11 Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold. Report 9points POST #12 How do they answer the phone at the paint store?
Yellow! Report 9points POST #13 Who won the race of princesses?
Rapunzel, by a hair! Report 9points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What "by a hair" means. And I do not spare the old colloquialisms. 0 0points reply #14 What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick. Report 8points POST #15 What’s a monster’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader! Report 8points POST #16 Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
Because he was stuffed! Report 8points POST #17 Why did Mickey Mouse go up in space?
To find Pluto! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That Pluto is a cartoon dog in addition to a disenfranchised planetessimal. 0 0points reply View more comments #18 Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the mooooo-vies! Report 8points POST Bethany Grinnell Bethany Grinnell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I told this one to my older sister and I started cracking up to the point where I couldn't breathe BHAHAHAHAHAHA 0 0points reply View more comments #19 Where do you take a sick horse?
To the horse-pital! Report 8points POST #20 What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What a "karate chop" is. 0 0points reply #21 Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "honey" is a cute, diminutive name for someone's partner. -2 -2points reply #22 Where do eskimo pigs live?
In pig-loos! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Neither what an Eskimo is or that that's not really what they're called. -1 -1point reply #23 Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze! Report 8points POST #24 Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot! Report 8points POST #25 Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words! Report 8points POST #26 Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk! Report 8points POST #27 Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels! Report 8points POST #28 Where do hamburgers go dancing?
A meat ball! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What a "ball" is. -1 -1point reply #29 Why did the jelly wobble?
Because it saw the milk shake! Report 8points POST #30 What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat. Report 8points POST #31 Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go. Report 8points POST #32 Which vegetable do sailors hate the most?
Leeks! Report 8points POST #33 What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast! Report 8points POST #34 Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it. Report 8points POST #35 Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME! Report 8points POST Bethany Grinnell Bethany Grinnell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago this one is so freaking hilarious!!!!!!!! 0 0points reply #36 Why can't you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck. Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What hockey is or the phrase "hogging the..." -1 -1point reply #37 What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y. Report 8points POST #38 What’s yellow and looks like pineapple?
A lemon with a new haircut. Report 8points POST #39 What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple! Report 8points POST #40 What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you. Report 7points POST #41 What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint. Report 7points POST #42 What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese! Report 7points POST #43 What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato?
C’mon, ketchup! Report 7points POST #44 Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t “peeling” well! Report 7points POST #45 Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with! Report 7points POST #46 What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr! Report 7points POST #47 What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up! Report 7points POST #48 Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up! Report 7points POST #49 What’s mommy and daddy’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A married-go-round! Report 7points POST #50 How did Cookie Monster feel after eating all the cookies?
Pretty crummy! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "crummy" means "not great or bad". 0 0points reply #51 What did the cookie say to the annoying cookie?
Crumb on! Report 7points POST #52 What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Icebergers! Report 7points POST #53 What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet! Report 7points POST #54 Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet! Report 7points POST #55 What goes black, white, black, white, bump?
A penguin falling down the stairs! Report 7points POST #56 Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! Report 7points POST #57 What do you get when you shake a cow?
A milkshake! Report 7points POST #58 How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! Report 7points POST #59 Where do eskimo pigs live?
In pig-loos! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago When I was in high school in the late 90s my friends and I would skip school and hang out at the local college campus. Our cover story was that we were Eskimologists. But we promptly switched to Inuit studies majors when we realized we were being ignorant. 0 0points reply #60 Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep! Report 7points POST #61 Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump! Report 7points POST #62 What can you catch but not throw?
A cold! Report 7points POST #63 What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What "on me" means. 0 0points reply #64 How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let go of it! Report 7points POST #65 What did the traffic light say to the truck?
Don’t look! I’m changing! Report 7points POST #66 What is the witch’s favorite school subject?
Spelling! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #67 What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzcuts! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What a buzz-cut is. Kids in her class either have hair or a thin blue line. 0 0points reply #68 Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania. Report 7points POST #69 What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers! Report 7points POST #70 What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste. Report 7points POST #71 What time do you go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty! Report 7points POST #72 Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school. Report 7points POST #73 Why should you not talk to circles?
Because there is no point! Report 7points POST #74 How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch! Report 7points POST #75 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! Report 7points POST #76 What did the hat say to the scarf?
You stay here I’ll go ahead! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #77 What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships! Report 7points POST #78 Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Report 7points POST #79 How do they keep the basketball arena cool?
They fill it with fans! Report 7points POST #80 Why was the computer cold?
It left its window open! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: This. And she can navigate a computer pretty well already. 0 0points reply #81 What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, "Odor in the court, odor in the court!" Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "order in the court" is a thing or how courts work. Am I doing something wrong? I let her watch law and order but my wife got mad at me. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #82 Who was that owl who did all the tricks?
Who-dini. Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Who Houdini even is. Although I'm glad my kid doesn't remember some weird past life I guess? Or is overly interested in stage magic? 0 0points reply #83 How do you fix a broken tomato?
With a can of tomato paste. Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That paste is a glue thing and some of her friends' parents definitely ate it. A lot. 0 0points reply #84 Why was the rabbit happy?
Because somebunny loved him! Report 7points POST #85 "Knock knock!"
"Who’s there?"
"Cow."
"Cow who?"
"Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!" Report 7points POST #86 What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear?
Vincent van Hog. Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Who the Dutch and Van Gough are. That's on me. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #87 How do bees brush their hair?
They use honeycombs. Report 6points POST #88 What goes “tick, woof, tick woof”?
A watch dog. Report 6points POST #89 Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What "cheesy" implies. 0 0points reply #90 Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
Because they can’t get the wrappers off. Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Why I don't get this joke. 0 0points reply #91 What goes "Ha ha ha..... THUD!"?
A monster laughing his head off. Report 6points POST #92 What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Matt. Report 6points POST #93 How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! Report 6points POST #94 What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots? Report 6points POST #95 What does one eye say to the other eye?
Something between us smells. Report 6points POST #96 What do you call a train that sneezes?
Achoo-choo train! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #97 What did the ocean say to their airplane?
Nothing, it just waved! Report 6points POST #98 Why did the crab go to jail?
Because he kept pinching things! Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "pinching" is a euphemism for stealing. 0 0points reply #99 What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle! Report 6points POST #100 What do you call a skunk who flies in a helicopter?
A smelly-copter! Report 6points POST #101 What do you call an eagle at the bay?
A bay-gull! Report 6points POST #102 "Knock! Knock! Who’s there?"
"Kanga."
"Kanga who?"
"Actually, it’s kangaroo." Report 6points POST #103 How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling! Report 6points POST #104 What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
The snow! Report 6points POST #105 What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neighbor! Report 6points POST #106 After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4." Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #107 What do you get on every birthday?
A year older! Report 6points POST #108 Why does a penguin carry a fish in its beak?
Because it doesn’t have pockets! Report 6points POST #109 What do you give a sick bird?
TWEETment! Report 6points POST #110 Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’ Report 6points POST #111 How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience. Report 6points POST #112 What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp. Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Stamps. Oh God I'm failing her. 0 0points reply #113 What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear! Report 6points POST #114 What day of the week are most twins born on?
Twos-day! Report 6points POST #115 What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer. Report 6points POST #116 Why do scissors always win a race?
Because they take a shortcut! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #117 How do cats bake cake?
From scratch. Report 6points POST #118 What did the basketball say to the hoop when it missed?
Oh shoot! Report 6points POST #119 Why do bees hum?
They’ve forgotten the words. Report 5points POST #120 What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks. Report 5points POST #121 What do kittens like to eat?
Mice cream. Report 5points POST #122 What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. Report 5points POST #123 What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint. Report 5points POST #124 What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
His pa-JAM-as! Report 5points POST #125 What is brown and sticky?
A stick! Report 5points POST #126 What letter is always wet?
The C! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #127 How can you tell if someone is a good farmer?
He is outstanding in his field! Report 5points POST #128 How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them! Report 5points POST #129 What do you call bears with no ears?
B. Report 5points POST #130 What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight?
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130 Funny Jokes To Make Your 5-Year-Old Laugh
Saimonas Lukošius andMelanie Gervasoni
Publish Not your original work? Add source Dad jokes are all the rage. You see them on Twitter, in memes, and as part of a dad's everyday conversation. The problem is, when it comes to joking with your kids, you should be careful about what you can say and what you cannot. You might think that, because your child is young and doesn't understand the joke, it's okay for you to tell it. But it's not always the case. Sometimes kids are much smarter than we give them credit for. They tend to repeat things they hear adults say all the time - especially if those adults are their parents! So if you're thinking about telling an inappropriate joke around your kids, think again. You never know who might be listening or how long they'll remember what they heard! So what's the solution? How do you joke with your youngest kids without crossing over into the not-so-kid-friendly territory? We've gathered the best jokes for 5-year-olds that are guaranteed to make them laugh, so you'll know exactly what to say! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll “Let It Go”! Report 18points POST Illustrious G Illustrious G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago A chance to make my students groan AND I get to sing for them while doing so!? I can’t WAIT to try this joke on them! 0 0points reply #2 Why was the baby in Egypt?
It was looking for its mummy. Report 13points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That mummies are a burial practice from ancient Egypt and not just occasional cartoon heels. 3 3points reply #3 Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems! Report 12points POST #4 What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells. Report 11points POST #5 What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! Report 11points POST #6 Which hand is better to write with?
Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil! Report 11points POST #7 What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music. Report 11points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: I have neglected to explain the concept of music genres to my tiny human with barely any executive brain function. Even if she was fully developed brain-wise it still doesn't make any sense. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?
A teapot! Report 11points POST gellert grindlewald gellert grindlewald Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago this list can also entertain a certain 13-year-old as well. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 What kind of witch can you find at the beach?
A sand-witch! Report 9points POST #10 What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers! Report 9points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That banana peels are, according to the oldest cartoons, are the slipperiest things ever. 0 0points reply #11 Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold. Report 9points POST #12 How do they answer the phone at the paint store?
Yellow! Report 9points POST #13 Who won the race of princesses?
Rapunzel, by a hair! Report 9points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What "by a hair" means. And I do not spare the old colloquialisms. 0 0points reply #14 What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick. Report 8points POST #15 What’s a monster’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader! Report 8points POST #16 Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
Because he was stuffed! Report 8points POST #17 Why did Mickey Mouse go up in space?
To find Pluto! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That Pluto is a cartoon dog in addition to a disenfranchised planetessimal. 0 0points reply View more comments #18 Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the mooooo-vies! Report 8points POST Bethany Grinnell Bethany Grinnell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I told this one to my older sister and I started cracking up to the point where I couldn't breathe BHAHAHAHAHAHA 0 0points reply View more comments #19 Where do you take a sick horse?
To the horse-pital! Report 8points POST #20 What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What a "karate chop" is. 0 0points reply #21 Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "honey" is a cute, diminutive name for someone's partner. -2 -2points reply #22 Where do eskimo pigs live?
In pig-loos! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Neither what an Eskimo is or that that's not really what they're called. -1 -1point reply #23 Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze! Report 8points POST #24 Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot! Report 8points POST #25 Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words! Report 8points POST #26 Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk! Report 8points POST #27 Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels! Report 8points POST #28 Where do hamburgers go dancing?
A meat ball! Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What a "ball" is. -1 -1point reply #29 Why did the jelly wobble?
Because it saw the milk shake! Report 8points POST #30 What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat. Report 8points POST #31 Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go. Report 8points POST #32 Which vegetable do sailors hate the most?
Leeks! Report 8points POST #33 What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast! Report 8points POST #34 Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it. Report 8points POST #35 Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME! Report 8points POST Bethany Grinnell Bethany Grinnell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago this one is so freaking hilarious!!!!!!!! 0 0points reply #36 Why can't you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck. Report 8points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What hockey is or the phrase "hogging the..." -1 -1point reply #37 What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y. Report 8points POST #38 What’s yellow and looks like pineapple?
A lemon with a new haircut. Report 8points POST #39 What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple! Report 8points POST #40 What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you. Report 7points POST #41 What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint. Report 7points POST #42 What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese! Report 7points POST #43 What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato?
C’mon, ketchup! Report 7points POST #44 Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t “peeling” well! Report 7points POST #45 Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with! Report 7points POST #46 What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr! Report 7points POST #47 What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up! Report 7points POST #48 Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up! Report 7points POST #49 What’s mommy and daddy’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A married-go-round! Report 7points POST #50 How did Cookie Monster feel after eating all the cookies?
Pretty crummy! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "crummy" means "not great or bad". 0 0points reply #51 What did the cookie say to the annoying cookie?
Crumb on! Report 7points POST #52 What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Icebergers! Report 7points POST #53 What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet! Report 7points POST #54 Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet! Report 7points POST #55 What goes black, white, black, white, bump?
A penguin falling down the stairs! Report 7points POST #56 Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! Report 7points POST #57 What do you get when you shake a cow?
A milkshake! Report 7points POST #58 How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut! Report 7points POST #59 Where do eskimo pigs live?
In pig-loos! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago When I was in high school in the late 90s my friends and I would skip school and hang out at the local college campus. Our cover story was that we were Eskimologists. But we promptly switched to Inuit studies majors when we realized we were being ignorant. 0 0points reply #60 Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep! Report 7points POST #61 Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump! Report 7points POST #62 What can you catch but not throw?
A cold! Report 7points POST #63 What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What "on me" means. 0 0points reply #64 How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let go of it! Report 7points POST #65 What did the traffic light say to the truck?
Don’t look! I’m changing! Report 7points POST #66 What is the witch’s favorite school subject?
Spelling! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #67 What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzcuts! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What a buzz-cut is. Kids in her class either have hair or a thin blue line. 0 0points reply #68 Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania. Report 7points POST #69 What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers! Report 7points POST #70 What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste. Report 7points POST #71 What time do you go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty! Report 7points POST #72 Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school. Report 7points POST #73 Why should you not talk to circles?
Because there is no point! Report 7points POST #74 How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch! Report 7points POST #75 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! Report 7points POST #76 What did the hat say to the scarf?
You stay here I’ll go ahead! Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #77 What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships! Report 7points POST #78 Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Report 7points POST #79 How do they keep the basketball arena cool?
They fill it with fans! Report 7points POST #80 Why was the computer cold?
It left its window open! Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: This. And she can navigate a computer pretty well already. 0 0points reply #81 What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, "Odor in the court, odor in the court!" Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "order in the court" is a thing or how courts work. Am I doing something wrong? I let her watch law and order but my wife got mad at me. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #82 Who was that owl who did all the tricks?
Who-dini. Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Who Houdini even is. Although I'm glad my kid doesn't remember some weird past life I guess? Or is overly interested in stage magic? 0 0points reply #83 How do you fix a broken tomato?
With a can of tomato paste. Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That paste is a glue thing and some of her friends' parents definitely ate it. A lot. 0 0points reply #84 Why was the rabbit happy?
Because somebunny loved him! Report 7points POST #85 "Knock knock!"
"Who’s there?"
"Cow."
"Cow who?"
"Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!" Report 7points POST #86 What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear?
Vincent van Hog. Report 7points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Who the Dutch and Van Gough are. That's on me. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #87 How do bees brush their hair?
They use honeycombs. Report 6points POST #88 What goes “tick, woof, tick woof”?
A watch dog. Report 6points POST #89 Do you want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: What "cheesy" implies. 0 0points reply #90 Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
Because they can’t get the wrappers off. Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Why I don't get this joke. 0 0points reply #91 What goes "Ha ha ha..... THUD!"?
A monster laughing his head off. Report 6points POST #92 What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Matt. Report 6points POST #93 How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! Report 6points POST #94 What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots? Report 6points POST #95 What does one eye say to the other eye?
Something between us smells. Report 6points POST #96 What do you call a train that sneezes?
Achoo-choo train! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #97 What did the ocean say to their airplane?
Nothing, it just waved! Report 6points POST #98 Why did the crab go to jail?
Because he kept pinching things! Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: That "pinching" is a euphemism for stealing. 0 0points reply #99 What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle! Report 6points POST #100 What do you call a skunk who flies in a helicopter?
A smelly-copter! Report 6points POST #101 What do you call an eagle at the bay?
A bay-gull! Report 6points POST #102 "Knock! Knock! Who’s there?"
"Kanga."
"Kanga who?"
"Actually, it’s kangaroo." Report 6points POST #103 How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling! Report 6points POST #104 What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
The snow! Report 6points POST #105 What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neighbor! Report 6points POST #106 After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4." Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #107 What do you get on every birthday?
A year older! Report 6points POST #108 Why does a penguin carry a fish in its beak?
Because it doesn’t have pockets! Report 6points POST #109 What do you give a sick bird?
TWEETment! Report 6points POST #110 Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’ Report 6points POST #111 How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience. Report 6points POST #112 What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp. Report 6points POST Andre Blue Andre Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Things I've realized my 5 year old doesn't know: Stamps. Oh God I'm failing her. 0 0points reply #113 What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear! Report 6points POST #114 What day of the week are most twins born on?
Twos-day! Report 6points POST #115 What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer. Report 6points POST #116 Why do scissors always win a race?
Because they take a shortcut! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #117 How do cats bake cake?
From scratch. Report 6points POST #118 What did the basketball say to the hoop when it missed?
Oh shoot! Report 6points POST #119 Why do bees hum?
They’ve forgotten the words. Report 5points POST #120 What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks. Report 5points POST #121 What do kittens like to eat?
Mice cream. Report 5points POST #122 What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. Report 5points POST #123 What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint. Report 5points POST #124 What does a piece of toast wear to bed?
His pa-JAM-as! Report 5points POST #125 What is brown and sticky?
A stick! Report 5points POST #126 What letter is always wet?
The C! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #127 How can you tell if someone is a good farmer?
He is outstanding in his field! Report 5points POST #128 How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them! Report 5points POST #129 What do you call bears with no ears?
B. Report 5points POST #130 What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight?
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