158 Squeaky Clean Jokes For People Of All Ages To Have A Giggle At
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Publish Not your original work? Add source At least once in your life, you must've been in a situation, perhaps a family gathering, where you wanted to liven up a dull party by cracking a funny joke. But you didn't have any appropriate jokes up your sleeve. Because all the ones you knew were either non-family-friendly, offensive, or, as one's grandmother would call them, unholy. My friend, I believe you are in serious need of some clean jokes to never find yourself in a similar situation ever again. You know, just in case. However, I'm not saying you should delete the folder in your brain where you store all the cringey jokes or anti-jokes that are so bad that they're actually good. There'll still be an appropriate time and place to use them. However, equipping oneself with some funny clean jokes has never hurt anybody. And luckily, the internet is full of clean jokes for adults, kids, and whoever may be reciting them. Below, we have gathered the best examples of clean comedy. Try out some of these clean funny jokes the next time you need to impress a group of people of all ages! Do you know of any G-rated funny jokes and clean puns that we haven't included in the list? Let us know! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Can February march?
No, but April may. Report 14points POST Luna Lovegood Luna Lovegood Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago This is actually really good 0 0points reply View more comments #2 George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.” Report 13points POST J Baker J Baker Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago And Schwarzenegger days "I'll be Bach!" ....wait, wrong joke 3 3points reply #3 What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback. Report 13points POST Tiny Guy Tiny Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I see what you did there 0 0points reply View more comments #4 When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent. Report 12points POST #5 You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. Report 12points POST Pink_Boba22 Pink_Boba22 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Every politician has their face up their a*s 0 0points reply #6 What do you call malware on a Kindle?
A bookworm. Report 12points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago So that's why I find worms in my book! 0 0points reply #7 Why are crabs so bad at sharing?
Because they’re all shellfish. Report 11points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago They're crabby too 0 0points reply #8 What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates. Report 11points POST #9 Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food. Report 10points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Slow and steady wins the race? 0 0points reply #10 People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why. Report 10points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I cast "icy" on you for 10 mana! 0 0points reply #11 A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink 'Steve?'" Report 10points POST #12 Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. Report 10points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I thought it was cause he sucks.... 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics! Report 10points POST #14 I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did. Report 10points POST #15 I googled “Rorshach test.”
But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting. Report 10points POST #16 A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.” Report 10points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Actually five is represented with a V. 0 0points reply #17 A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!" Report 9points POST #18 What time does a duck wake up? The quack of down. Report 9points POST #19 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans... Report 9points POST #20 Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
You have my Word. Report 9points POST #21 Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends. Report 8points POST #22 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other's a little lighter. Report 8points POST #23 What's sticky and brown? A stick! Report 8points POST #24 What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel. Report 8points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago my whole life was a lie 0 0points reply #25 You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it. Report 8points POST #26 What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste, mostly. Report 8points POST #27 What do we want?
Low-flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow! Report 8points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago More like neeeeever. 0 0points reply View more comments #28 Someone stole my mood ring yesterday.
I still don’t know how I feel about that. Report 8points POST #29 You know what they say about cliffhangers… Report 8points POST #30 Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them. Report 8points POST #31 Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with. Report 8points POST #32 What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time. Report 8points POST #33 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. Report 7points POST #34 What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain. Report 7points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Where shall I find this meowntain? I must accomplish the snuggles from them 0 0points reply #35 What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! Report 7points POST #36 What bow can't be tied? A rainbow! Report 7points POST #37 How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button! Report 7points POST #38 My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!" Report 7points POST #39 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. Report 7points POST #40 What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? Pop. Report 7points POST #41 I used to be addicted to not showering. Luckily, I've been clean for five years. Report 7points POST #42 What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. Report 7points POST #43 Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it. Report 7points POST #44 What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. Report 7points POST #45 Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something. Report 7points POST #46 Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired. Report 7points POST #47 What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Report 7points POST #48 What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.” Report 7points POST #49 How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool. Report 7points POST #50 Why don’t blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs. Report 7points POST Down With Agent Hedgehog! Down With Agent Hedgehog! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 3 months ago Kinda not polite. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #51 I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me. Report 7points POST #52 Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump. Report 7points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago LoL! 0 0points reply #53 A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure.” Report 7points POST #54 How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?
Approximately 1 GB. Report 7points POST #55 Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels. Report 7points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago or the scientific word for them, flying breakfast. 0 0points reply #56 What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll hang around. Report 7points POST #57 I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not. Report 7points POST #58 And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth and won a toaster. Report 7points POST #59 I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist. Report 7points POST #60 What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway. Report 7points POST AniaSD AniaSD Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago 1 1point reply #61 Whenever you jump on a trampoline, did you know it changes the season?
No matter what time of year, it always becomes spring time. Report 7points POST #62 What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup. Report 7points POST #63 What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. Report 7points POST #64 Why do comedians love eggs?
They’re easy to crack up. Report 7points POST #65 What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler. Report 6points POST #66 A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals. Report 6points POST #67 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. Report 6points POST #68 I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting. Report 6points POST #69 A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, "This is a library." The man apologizes and whispers, "I'd like a hamburger, please." Report 6points POST #70 Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile. Report 6points POST #71 How do you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints. Report 6points POST #72 Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore. Report 6points POST Rafael Castro Rafael Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Roosevelt played the piano, Jefferson played the violin so... 2 2points reply #73 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. Report 6points POST #74 How do mountains stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps. Report 6points POST #75 What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. Report 6points POST #76 What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me! Report 6points POST #77 How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. Report 6points POST #78 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." Report 6points POST #79 Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing. Report 6points POST #80 Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #81 Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. Report 6points POST #82 I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish. Report 6points POST #83 You: What cartoon mouse walks on two feet?
Them: Mickey Mouse.
You: What duck walks on two feet?
Them: Donald Duck.
You: No, all ducks do! Report 6points POST #84 Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner — they’re usually 90 degrees. Report 6points POST Kassiopeia Kassiopeia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago *burns in Celsius* 3 3points reply View more comments #85 I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief.
But when I got home, the signs were all there. Report 6points POST #86 Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggie. Report 6points POST #87 I tried to win a suntanning competition. But all I got was bronze. Report 6points POST #88 What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers. Report 6points POST #89 Where do snowmen keep their savings?
In the snowbank. Report 6points POST #90 What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #91 What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I’m coming down with something. Report 6points POST #92 What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
Patty! Report 6points POST #93 How do you fix a broken gourd?
With a pumpkin patch. Report 6points POST #94 What did the beaver say to the tree?
“It’s been nice gnawing you.” Report 6points POST #95 Want to hear another roof joke?
It’s probably over your head. Report 6points POST #96 What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer. Report 5points POST #97 What does the world's top dentist get? A little plaque. Report 5points POST #98 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, man! Breathe!" Report 5points POST #99 How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches. Report 5points POST #100 Why was the tomato red? Because he saw the salad dressing. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #101 I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it. Report 5points POST #102 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights. Report 5points POST #103 How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Report 5points POST #104 What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud! Report 5points POST #105 What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed. Report 5points POST #106 Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents! Report 5points POST #107 Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks! Report 5points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago 7 year old me would have been snorting at this rn 0 0points reply #108 What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants. Report 5points POST #109 Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
IHOP. Report 5points POST #110 What does a house wear?
Address! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #111 Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush. Report 5points POST #112 You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. Report 5points POST #113 Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’ Report 5points POST #114 What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk. Report 5points POST #115 What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”. Report 5points POST #116 How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?
Because they’re always stuffed. Report 5points POST #117 Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie. Report 5points POST #118 I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. Report 5points POST #119 What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire. Report 5points POST #120 What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog. Report 5points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Woof woof! 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #121 As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans. Report 5points POST #122 Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
The doctors say it was due to too many strokes. Report 5points POST #123 How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it. Report 5points POST #124 What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky. Report 5points POST #125 I started a new job as a tailor last week.
It’s been sew-sew. Report 5points POST #126 What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. Report 5points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago among us food?! 0 0points reply #127 My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.
I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort. Report 5points POST #128 Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing. Report 5points POST #129 A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” Report 5points POST #130 The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #131 Why did the giraffe get such bad grades?
He always had his head stuck in the clouds. Report 5points POST #132 Did you hear about the carrot detective?
He always got to the root of every case. Report 5points POST #133 What washes up on very small beaches?
Micro-waves. Report 5points POST #134 What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine. Report 5points POST #135 Why won’t skeletons fight each other?
They just don’t have the guts. Report 5points POST #136 What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese! Report 5points POST #137 Where do beef burgers go dancing?
The meatball. Report 5points POST #138 Why did bread break up with margarine?
Because he found a butter lover. Report 5points POST #139 Did you hear about the waffle iron with anger issues?
He just flipped. Report 5points POST #140 Why should you never tell a taco a secret?
Because they tend to spill the beans. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #141 Why do they serve yogurt at museums?
Because it’s cultured. Report 5points POST #142 What do you call a group of berries playing instruments?
A jam session. Report 5points POST #143 Why are jalapeños such good marksmen?
Because they haben-arrow. Report 5points POST #144 Why can you never gossip in a cornfield?
Too many ears. Report 5points POST #145 Where do sick fish go?
To the dock. Report 5points POST #146 Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. Report 5points POST #147 What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour. Report 5points POST #148 Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house. Report 4points POST #149 Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications. Report 4points POST #150 A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder. Report 4points POST #151 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! Report 4points POST #152 I went into a store to buy some books about turtles. "Hardbacks?" asked the shopkeeper."Yes," I replied. "And they have little heads, too." Report 4points POST #153 How do you measure a snake?
In inches — they don’t have feet. Report 4points POST #154 A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?” Report 4points POST #155 What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.” Report 4points POST #156 Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Report 4points POST #157 I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm.
I’m the new C-I-E-I-O. Report 4points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago And in that farm he had a cow... 0 0points reply #158 What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man. Report 4points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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158 Squeaky Clean Jokes For People Of All Ages To Have A Giggle At
Linas Simonaitis andVioleta Lyskoit
Publish Not your original work? Add source At least once in your life, you must've been in a situation, perhaps a family gathering, where you wanted to liven up a dull party by cracking a funny joke. But you didn't have any appropriate jokes up your sleeve. Because all the ones you knew were either non-family-friendly, offensive, or, as one's grandmother would call them, unholy. My friend, I believe you are in serious need of some clean jokes to never find yourself in a similar situation ever again. You know, just in case. However, I'm not saying you should delete the folder in your brain where you store all the cringey jokes or anti-jokes that are so bad that they're actually good. There'll still be an appropriate time and place to use them. However, equipping oneself with some funny clean jokes has never hurt anybody. And luckily, the internet is full of clean jokes for adults, kids, and whoever may be reciting them. Below, we have gathered the best examples of clean comedy. Try out some of these clean funny jokes the next time you need to impress a group of people of all ages! Do you know of any G-rated funny jokes and clean puns that we haven't included in the list? Let us know! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Can February march?
No, but April may. Report 14points POST Luna Lovegood Luna Lovegood Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago This is actually really good 0 0points reply View more comments #2 George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.” Report 13points POST J Baker J Baker Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago And Schwarzenegger days "I'll be Bach!" ....wait, wrong joke 3 3points reply #3 What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback. Report 13points POST Tiny Guy Tiny Guy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I see what you did there 0 0points reply View more comments #4 When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent. Report 12points POST #5 You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. Report 12points POST Pink_Boba22 Pink_Boba22 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Every politician has their face up their a*s 0 0points reply #6 What do you call malware on a Kindle?
A bookworm. Report 12points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago So that's why I find worms in my book! 0 0points reply #7 Why are crabs so bad at sharing?
Because they’re all shellfish. Report 11points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago They're crabby too 0 0points reply #8 What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates. Report 11points POST #9 Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food. Report 10points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Slow and steady wins the race? 0 0points reply #10 People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why. Report 10points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I cast "icy" on you for 10 mana! 0 0points reply #11 A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink 'Steve?'" Report 10points POST #12 Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. Report 10points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago I thought it was cause he sucks.... 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics! Report 10points POST #14 I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did. Report 10points POST #15 I googled “Rorshach test.”
But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting. Report 10points POST #16 A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.” Report 10points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Actually five is represented with a V. 0 0points reply #17 A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!" Report 9points POST #18 What time does a duck wake up? The quack of down. Report 9points POST #19 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans... Report 9points POST #20 Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
You have my Word. Report 9points POST #21 Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends. Report 8points POST #22 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other's a little lighter. Report 8points POST #23 What's sticky and brown? A stick! Report 8points POST #24 What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel. Report 8points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago my whole life was a lie 0 0points reply #25 You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it. Report 8points POST #26 What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste, mostly. Report 8points POST #27 What do we want?
Low-flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow! Report 8points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago More like neeeeever. 0 0points reply View more comments #28 Someone stole my mood ring yesterday.
I still don’t know how I feel about that. Report 8points POST #29 You know what they say about cliffhangers… Report 8points POST #30 Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them. Report 8points POST #31 Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with. Report 8points POST #32 What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time. Report 8points POST #33 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. Report 7points POST #34 What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain. Report 7points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Where shall I find this meowntain? I must accomplish the snuggles from them 0 0points reply #35 What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! Report 7points POST #36 What bow can't be tied? A rainbow! Report 7points POST #37 How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button! Report 7points POST #38 My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!" Report 7points POST #39 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. Report 7points POST #40 What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? Pop. Report 7points POST #41 I used to be addicted to not showering. Luckily, I've been clean for five years. Report 7points POST #42 What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. Report 7points POST #43 Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it. Report 7points POST #44 What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business. Report 7points POST #45 Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something. Report 7points POST #46 Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired. Report 7points POST #47 What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Report 7points POST #48 What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.” Report 7points POST #49 How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool. Report 7points POST #50 Why don’t blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs. Report 7points POST Down With Agent Hedgehog! Down With Agent Hedgehog! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 3 months ago Kinda not polite. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #51 I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me. Report 7points POST #52 Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump. Report 7points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago LoL! 0 0points reply #53 A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure.” Report 7points POST #54 How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?
Approximately 1 GB. Report 7points POST #55 Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels. Report 7points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago or the scientific word for them, flying breakfast. 0 0points reply #56 What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll hang around. Report 7points POST #57 I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not. Report 7points POST #58 And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth and won a toaster. Report 7points POST #59 I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist. Report 7points POST #60 What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway. Report 7points POST AniaSD AniaSD Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago 1 1point reply #61 Whenever you jump on a trampoline, did you know it changes the season?
No matter what time of year, it always becomes spring time. Report 7points POST #62 What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup. Report 7points POST #63 What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. Report 7points POST #64 Why do comedians love eggs?
They’re easy to crack up. Report 7points POST #65 What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler. Report 6points POST #66 A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals. Report 6points POST #67 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. Report 6points POST #68 I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting. Report 6points POST #69 A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, "This is a library." The man apologizes and whispers, "I'd like a hamburger, please." Report 6points POST #70 Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile. Report 6points POST #71 How do you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints. Report 6points POST #72 Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore. Report 6points POST Rafael Castro Rafael Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Roosevelt played the piano, Jefferson played the violin so... 2 2points reply #73 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. Report 6points POST #74 How do mountains stay warm in the winter? Snowcaps. Report 6points POST #75 What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. Report 6points POST #76 What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me! Report 6points POST #77 How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. Report 6points POST #78 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." Report 6points POST #79 Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing. Report 6points POST #80 Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #81 Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. Report 6points POST #82 I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish. Report 6points POST #83 You: What cartoon mouse walks on two feet?
Them: Mickey Mouse.
You: What duck walks on two feet?
Them: Donald Duck.
You: No, all ducks do! Report 6points POST #84 Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner — they’re usually 90 degrees. Report 6points POST Kassiopeia Kassiopeia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago *burns in Celsius* 3 3points reply View more comments #85 I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief.
But when I got home, the signs were all there. Report 6points POST #86 Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggie. Report 6points POST #87 I tried to win a suntanning competition. But all I got was bronze. Report 6points POST #88 What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers. Report 6points POST #89 Where do snowmen keep their savings?
In the snowbank. Report 6points POST #90 What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #91 What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I’m coming down with something. Report 6points POST #92 What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
Patty! Report 6points POST #93 How do you fix a broken gourd?
With a pumpkin patch. Report 6points POST #94 What did the beaver say to the tree?
“It’s been nice gnawing you.” Report 6points POST #95 Want to hear another roof joke?
It’s probably over your head. Report 6points POST #96 What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup? Beer. Report 5points POST #97 What does the world's top dentist get? A little plaque. Report 5points POST #98 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, man! Breathe!" Report 5points POST #99 How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches. Report 5points POST #100 Why was the tomato red? Because he saw the salad dressing. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #101 I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it. Report 5points POST #102 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights. Report 5points POST #103 How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Report 5points POST #104 What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud! Report 5points POST #105 What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed. Report 5points POST #106 Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents! Report 5points POST #107 Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks! Report 5points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago 7 year old me would have been snorting at this rn 0 0points reply #108 What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants. Report 5points POST #109 Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
IHOP. Report 5points POST #110 What does a house wear?
Address! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #111 Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush. Report 5points POST #112 You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. Report 5points POST #113 Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’ Report 5points POST #114 What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk. Report 5points POST #115 What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”. Report 5points POST #116 How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?
Because they’re always stuffed. Report 5points POST #117 Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie. Report 5points POST #118 I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. Report 5points POST #119 What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire. Report 5points POST #120 What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog. Report 5points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago Woof woof! 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #121 As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans. Report 5points POST #122 Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
The doctors say it was due to too many strokes. Report 5points POST #123 How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it. Report 5points POST #124 What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky. Report 5points POST #125 I started a new job as a tailor last week.
It’s been sew-sew. Report 5points POST #126 What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. Report 5points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago among us food?! 0 0points reply #127 My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.
I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort. Report 5points POST #128 Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing. Report 5points POST #129 A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” Report 5points POST #130 The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #131 Why did the giraffe get such bad grades?
He always had his head stuck in the clouds. Report 5points POST #132 Did you hear about the carrot detective?
He always got to the root of every case. Report 5points POST #133 What washes up on very small beaches?
Micro-waves. Report 5points POST #134 What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine. Report 5points POST #135 Why won’t skeletons fight each other?
They just don’t have the guts. Report 5points POST #136 What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese! Report 5points POST #137 Where do beef burgers go dancing?
The meatball. Report 5points POST #138 Why did bread break up with margarine?
Because he found a butter lover. Report 5points POST #139 Did you hear about the waffle iron with anger issues?
He just flipped. Report 5points POST #140 Why should you never tell a taco a secret?
Because they tend to spill the beans. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #141 Why do they serve yogurt at museums?
Because it’s cultured. Report 5points POST #142 What do you call a group of berries playing instruments?
A jam session. Report 5points POST #143 Why are jalapeños such good marksmen?
Because they haben-arrow. Report 5points POST #144 Why can you never gossip in a cornfield?
Too many ears. Report 5points POST #145 Where do sick fish go?
To the dock. Report 5points POST #146 Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. Report 5points POST #147 What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour. Report 5points POST #148 Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house. Report 4points POST #149 Why don't koalas count as bears? They don't have the right koalafications. Report 4points POST #150 A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together. The charge? Attempted murder. Report 4points POST #151 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! Report 4points POST #152 I went into a store to buy some books about turtles. "Hardbacks?" asked the shopkeeper."Yes," I replied. "And they have little heads, too." Report 4points POST #153 How do you measure a snake?
In inches — they don’t have feet. Report 4points POST #154 A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?” Report 4points POST #155 What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.” Report 4points POST #156 Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Report 4points POST #157 I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm.
I’m the new C-I-E-I-O. Report 4points POST Deni Castro Deni Castro Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 months ago And in that farm he had a cow... 0 0points reply #158 What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man. Report 4points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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Title Update Linas Simonaitis Linas Simonaitis Author, BoredPanda staff Linas is a SEO List Curator at Bored Panda with a bachelor's degree in Communication & Digital Marketing. Before, he did a quick internship at AMII and worked as a Wolt courier (in other words, before Bored Panda, he never had a real job). After an intense day of Googling and scrolling, he likes to lose himself in League of Legends or make a couple pretzels while practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Never shies away from a deep conversation, never runs out of jokes. Also an owner of 0.0028 Bitcoin. Read more » Violeta Lyskoit Violeta Lyskoit Writer, BoredPanda staff Violeta has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism (so you better believe she's checking her facts). If she's not writing or editing pics for the Gram, she's probably hitting legs at the gym. Also, she's a firm believer that pineapple belongs on a pizza. 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