130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers Loving Friends
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Publish Not your original work? Add source If you tell me you have never seen a Marvel movie, I'm going to assume that you are either an alien from a galaxy far away or are concealing the truth. Whether you love Marvel movies, hate Marvel movies, or openly support DC just to annoy your younger sibling, you have most definitely seen at least one MCU installment. The peculiarity of Marvel movies is that, unlike standalone films, they create a whole universe. It's no longer only about the big screen, but also art, fanfics, mashups, crossovers, and even superhero jokes. Fans have taken jokes for comics to a new level, turning them into an art of their own. The studio provides a good portion of the laughs too. Easter eggs in Marvel movies can often squeeze a chuckle out of viewers, and the writers make sure to include witty banter in the dialogues as well. Whether you prefer princess Shuri, who keeps poking fun at her brother T'Challa, or Spiderman's best friend Ned with his hilarious reactions, there are plenty of funny Marvel characters to choose from. And even the ones that are supposed to be all serious will have you doubled over with a side-splitting remark every now and then. If you like strange (or should I say, Dr. Strange?) puns, you will find a huge number of them in this article, alongside other Avengers jokes. By the way, I am really curious to know who you consider to be the funniest Marvel character, so tell me in the comments. This post may include affiliate links. #1 Knock! Knock!
Who is out there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No! Doctor Strange! Report 25points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago any whovians here 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
Web designer. Report 25points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago He tells people he's a reporter : (yes, I get the joke) 2 2points reply #3 How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
One Buck. Report 21points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago BOOO 3 3points reply View more comments #4 What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA?
Avengers assemble! Report 20points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago lmao 0 0points reply #5 What are the security guards out of the Samsung store called?
Guardians of the galaxy. Report 20points POST #6 Why is Thor's brother great at sneaking around?
He is very Loki. Report 19points POST #7 What was Iron Man not satisfied with his new assistant?
Well, he wasn't Happy. Report 19points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago I see what you did there 4 4points reply #8 What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk?
The Fast and the Furious. Report 19points POST #9 What do you get when Iron Man takes off his suit?
Stark naked. Report 17points POST McGovernor McGovernor Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Sherlock Holmes! 2 2points reply #10 What did Thor say when he came across a rabbit on his way?
Hey, raccoon! Report 16points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Ok that was funny 4 4points reply #11 Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir?
He did not want to steal Thor's thunder. Report 16points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago :D 0 0points reply #12 Why was Thanos so crazy?
He snapped! Report 15points POST #13 What is Hulk's mashed potatoes known as?
Hulk's mash! Report 14points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Marvel could make a lot of money off of something like that 1 1point reply #14 The Eternals are the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe. They were the only team powerful enough to destroy the franchise. Report 14points POST Richard Muir Richard Muir Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago I liked Eternals! 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 What OS do the supervillains of the Marvel Comic Universe use?
Than OS. Report 13points POST Lola M Lola M Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Quality ! 0 0points reply #16 How will you determine that you are in a Marvel movie?
You are bound to bump into Stan Lee randomly at some point in your life. Report 13points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago In loving memory of Stan Lee ಥ‿ಥ 4 4points reply View more comments #17 Why does Hulk recycle most of the trash at home?
He likes to go green. Report 13points POST #18 Where can you find the home page of Spider-Man?
On the web. Report 13points POST #19 How is Aluminum Man different from Iron Man?
Iron Man defeats villains but Aluminum Man can only foil their attempts. Report 13points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago beautiful 0 0points reply #20 If Captain America’s shield is vibranium, what is Hawkeye’s shield?
Quicksilver. Report 13points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Don’t even 1 1point reply #21 The Avengers forced Black Widow to turn her GPS on because she is always Romanoff. Report 13points POST #22 What is Dr. Strange's cousin's name who cannot do magic?
Doctor Normal. Report 12points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Doctor Ordinary 1 1point reply #23 What does Groot say when he becomes angry and acts brutish?
"I am Groot." Report 12points POST #24 Which month is the least favorite of Spider-Man?
Ock-tober. Report 12points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Oktoberfest! 1 1point reply #25 Which Avenger is the best gardener?
The Hulk, because of his green thumb. Report 12points POST #26 Why were the Avengers fighting blind after Infinity War?
They lost their Vision. Report 12points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago BOOO NO MAKING FUN OF VISIONS DEATH 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 What was T’Challa’s nickname as a baby?
Black Pampers. Report 12points POST #28 What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
The Pepper pots. Report 12points POST #29 Why did Marvel fire Mark Ruffalo?
They don't need him. After all, Hulk is just a big banner. Report 12points POST #30 Why did Aquaman not join the Marvel Comic Universe and end up joining the DC Universe?
He was hydra-phobic. Report 11points POST #31 When Odin got a leak in the bathroom, who did he call?
The jani-Thor. Report 11points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Who can you call? JaniThor! 0 0points reply View more comments #32 Where do the Avengers go to drink coffee?
Starkbucks. Report 11points POST #33 What would be the name of a group chat with Hulk, Thanos, and Iron Man?
SnapChat. Report 11points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago YE 0 0points reply View more comments #34 What was Captain America called when he was young?
Lieutenant America. Report 11points POST #35 Why did Iron Man's tuxedo range not work out?
It was not his strong suit! Report 11points POST #36 What is Dora the Explorer called when she wears an Iron Man costume?
FeDora. Report 11points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago :3 0 0points reply #37 If Ironman and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys? Report 11points POST #38 Which color do all the lights in Wanda's apartment have?
No idea, but they can be turned on with a Scarlet Switch. Report 10points POST #39 What is the common thing between Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character?
The last names of each are strange. Report 10points POST #40 What would you get if you cross Captain America with Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner. Report 10points POST #41 What would you call Hulk if he didn't shave for quite some time?
Mark Scuffulo. Report 10points POST #42 What is Bruce Banner called when he does not want to speak to anyone?
The incredible sulk. Report 10points POST #43 How does the Hulk feel when he wears a suit?
He looks smashing. Report 10points POST #44 Which baseball position is Spider-Man's favorite?
The outfield. He loves the flies. Report 10points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Idk why but I thought of flies in an outhouse = 1 1point reply #45 Why was Peter torn up about joining the Avengers?
Because his uncle Ben would never tell him to turn down the offer, but his aunt May. Report 10points POST #46 Which superhero loves to run in marathons?
Irun Man. Report 10points POST #47 Why did Iron Man think that Thanos is pessimistic?
He's a universe half-empty kind of person. Report 10points POST #48 What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat?
That you’re on a wild Goose chase. Report 10points POST #49 Which Marvel actress got arrested for stealing a truck of soft French cheese?
Brie Larceny. Report 10points POST #50 If you cross a dog and an Avenger, you end up with a Labra-Thor. Report 10points POST #51 Whenever Groot gets a load of money, he shouts, “I am loot.” Report 10points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago And if you use his body to create a musical instrument, he'd probably say "I am lute" 1 1point reply #52 What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML?
Spiderman. Report 10points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago There sure is a lot of jokes about spiderman and the internet 0 0points reply #53 What's Captain Marvel's favorite cheese?
Brie. Report 10points POST #54 Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup. Report 10points POST #55 What species of spider is friendly with all of the Avengers and lives in their headquarters?
A Black Widow. Report 9points POST #56 What did Wolverine do when he was working at a salad bar?
He was shredding carrots. Report 9points POST #57 What is the favorite song of Hulk?
'It's Not Easy Being Green.' Report 9points POST #58 What do the Avengers call Bruce Banner when he is injured Hulk?
Bruised Banner. Report 9points POST #59 What did people think of the new fashion line of The Incredible Hulk?
It was all the rage. Report 9points POST #60 How does Yondu get baby Star-Lord to sleep?
Rocket. Report 9points POST #61 What is Peter Parker called when he is in a bad mood?
Angry Neighborhood Spider-Man. Report 9points POST #62 What does Tony Stark use while cooking?
Pepper. Report 9points POST #63 Was fixing the universe hard for the Hulk?
No, it was a snap. Report 9points POST #64 Which Marvel character is the readiest for the summer?
Tan-os. Report 9points POST #65 How does Odin's son feel after carrying around Mjolnir all day?
He feels Thor. Report 9points POST #66 Avengers: Endgame is usually seen as Marvel’s longest movie, but that’s not true. It’s their twenty-second film. Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #67 A Marvel antihero who loves talking in puns and cracks wordplay jokes is the Pun-isher. Report 9points POST #68 Marvel Studios is now against hair coloring. In fact, their next film is about a group of people that never dye. Report 9points POST That Gay Friend That Gay Friend Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago *Thanos walks in* 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #69 Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences. Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker. Report 9points POST #70 Disney just tweeted that they won't be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters. Report 9points POST #71 Marvel announced the first episode of the next season of "What If" It's called "The DCU was Good" Report 9points POST #72 Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman. The cast will have a FeMale. Report 9points POST #73 How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner. Report 9points POST #74 Did you hear about the new Marvel hero? He’s a Mexican guy that can clone himself... I think he’s called Juan Division. Report 9points POST #75 Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel. She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film. Report 9points POST #76 Who's the favorite author of Thor?
Thoreau. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #77 Which superhero wins all singing competitions?
Captain American Idol! Report 8points POST #78 What would Baby Groot's character's name be if he was Winnie the Pooh's best friend?
Twiglet. Report 8points POST #79 Why did Spider-Man fail to be the hero and save the day?
He refused to get out of his bath. Report 8points POST #80 Which is the favorite outdoor sport that Spider-Man loves?
Fly fishing. Report 8points POST #81 Why is Spider-Man so good at playing baseball?
He catches flies very well. Report 8points POST #82 What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel?
A ferrous wheel. Report 8points POST #83 What does Hawkeye like to wear with his suits?
A bow tie. Report 8points POST #84 What kind of car does Black Panther like to drive?
A T’Challanger. Report 8points POST #85 Do you think “Hawk the Herald Angels Sing” is Hawkeye’s favorite holiday song? Report 8points POST #86 Who’s the famous comedian in the Black Panther movie?
Wakanda Sykes. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #87 Thanos’s snap in infinity war would’ve had a greater impact if Marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn’t there, but apparently, only DC movies can do that. Report 8points POST #88 Which Marvel villain loves Thanksgiving the most?
Goblin. Report 8points POST #89 My store is currently selling Marvel-branded socks. I'm probably not going to buy any because I'm sure they will make my feet all Thor. Report 8points POST #90 Why did all the MARVEL Netflix shows disappear?
SNAP! Report 8points POST #91 What Should Marvel's Falcon's new name be?
Bald Eagle. Report 8points POST #92 Marvel is developing a new superhero who has the ability to remotely edit people’s DNA. He will be called “Gene Hackman.” Report 8points POST Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago How many folks will look that up...? 0 0points reply #93 What would Thor do if he finds an injured person?
Norse him. Report 7points POST #94 How do Ant-Man and the Wasp travel?
They take the buzz. Report 7points POST #95 What is the favorite food of Thor?
Thor-tillas. Report 7points POST #96 Why did Thor take so long to look for his brother?
He failed to Lokite him. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #97 Thor: Knock! Knock!
Loki: Who is out there?
Thor: Father adopted.
Loki: Father adopted who?
Thor: You!!! Report 7points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago loki: **starts crying** 1 1point reply #98 What will the Avengers movie where there is a battle of the media conglomerate Comcast be called?
It will be called Xfinity War. Report 7points POST #99 Why did Thanos knit himself a glove after losing the gauntlet in Endgame?
Because he wanted an Infi-knit-y Gauntlet. Report 7points POST #100 What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra?
"Avengers, ensemble!" Report 7points POST #101 Which supervillain gets sick while flying to destroy New York?
The Green Goblin. Report 7points POST #102 Where did Spider-Man take his parent’s car?
Out for a spin. Report 7points POST #103 What do you result in when you cross an ear of corn with Spider-Man?
Cobwebs. Report 7points POST #104 Which month is Spider-Man’s favorite?
Web-ruary. Report 7points POST #105 How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider suit?
The World Wide Web. Report 7points POST #106 What does Tony Stark usually eat in the morning?
Iron Bran. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #107 What did Iron Man angrily say to Spiderman?
"Quit bugging me." Report 7points POST #108 When does Tony Stark stand in the rain?
To get a bit of rust. Report 7points POST #109 Why do the Avengers use the Hulk to advertise their services?
He’s essentially a giant Banner. Report 7points POST #110 What do you call the King of Asgard when he lives in Williamsburg?
A hips-thor. Report 7points POST #111 Which Avenger is the most trustworthy?
The Credible Hulk. Report 7points POST #112 Why did Spider-Man join the swim team?
Because he had webbed feet. Report 7points POST #113 Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes?
He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea. Report 7points POST #114 Why are the Avengers so handy with tools?
They’re always assembling. Report 7points POST #115 The second Avengers movie left a lot of unanswered questions. Does anyone know how old Ultron actually is? Report 7points POST #116 Did you know that each Avenger, on average, can only have about ten minutes of screen time?
It’s a little mean. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #117 Why does Thor’s brother never make a good impression at parties?
He’s too Low-key. Report 7points POST #118 What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN-themed trophy?
A box of Uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside. Report 7points POST #119 What is Thor's favorite element?
Thorium. Report 6points POST #120 How many characters from the Marvel Comic Universe will it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Report 6points POST #121 Which Pink Floyd song is Gamora's favorite song?
'Green is the color.' Report 6points POST Karnevil4 Karnevil4 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago And Dr. Strange's: Cymboline 0 0points reply #122 Who does an eye patch and cannot feel cold?
Nick Furry. Report 6points POST #123 Why was the second Avengers movie 'Age of Ultron' so confusing?
Because nobody knows how old Ultron is. Report 6points POST #124 Which Avenger is always out in the sun?
Cap-tan America! Report 6points POST #125 What do the Avengers shout when they hit a golf ball?
“Thor!” Report 6points POST #126 What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye?
“You make me quiver.” Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #127 What is Spider-Man's favorite day of the week?
Flyday. Report 5points POST #128 Where do the Avengers go to get their laundry pressed?
Iron Man. Report 5points POST #129 What is Ironman’s favorite movie?
Ferrous Bueller. Report 5points POST #130 My wife said she was leaving me because of my weird obsession with Marvel characters. I said, "Please Yondu that." Report 5points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
Aivaras Kaziukonis andMarisha Kazaryan
Publish Not your original work? Add source If you tell me you have never seen a Marvel movie, I'm going to assume that you are either an alien from a galaxy far away or are concealing the truth. Whether you love Marvel movies, hate Marvel movies, or openly support DC just to annoy your younger sibling, you have most definitely seen at least one MCU installment. The peculiarity of Marvel movies is that, unlike standalone films, they create a whole universe. It's no longer only about the big screen, but also art, fanfics, mashups, crossovers, and even superhero jokes. Fans have taken jokes for comics to a new level, turning them into an art of their own. The studio provides a good portion of the laughs too. Easter eggs in Marvel movies can often squeeze a chuckle out of viewers, and the writers make sure to include witty banter in the dialogues as well. Whether you prefer princess Shuri, who keeps poking fun at her brother T'Challa, or Spiderman's best friend Ned with his hilarious reactions, there are plenty of funny Marvel characters to choose from. And even the ones that are supposed to be all serious will have you doubled over with a side-splitting remark every now and then. If you like strange (or should I say, Dr. Strange?) puns, you will find a huge number of them in this article, alongside other Avengers jokes. By the way, I am really curious to know who you consider to be the funniest Marvel character, so tell me in the comments. This post may include affiliate links. #1 Knock! Knock!
Who is out there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No! Doctor Strange! Report 25points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago any whovians here 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
Web designer. Report 25points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago He tells people he's a reporter : (yes, I get the joke) 2 2points reply #3 How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
One Buck. Report 21points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago BOOO 3 3points reply View more comments #4 What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA?
Avengers assemble! Report 20points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago lmao 0 0points reply #5 What are the security guards out of the Samsung store called?
Guardians of the galaxy. Report 20points POST #6 Why is Thor's brother great at sneaking around?
He is very Loki. Report 19points POST #7 What was Iron Man not satisfied with his new assistant?
Well, he wasn't Happy. Report 19points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago I see what you did there 4 4points reply #8 What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk?
The Fast and the Furious. Report 19points POST #9 What do you get when Iron Man takes off his suit?
Stark naked. Report 17points POST McGovernor McGovernor Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Sherlock Holmes! 2 2points reply #10 What did Thor say when he came across a rabbit on his way?
Hey, raccoon! Report 16points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Ok that was funny 4 4points reply #11 Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir?
He did not want to steal Thor's thunder. Report 16points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago :D 0 0points reply #12 Why was Thanos so crazy?
He snapped! Report 15points POST #13 What is Hulk's mashed potatoes known as?
Hulk's mash! Report 14points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Marvel could make a lot of money off of something like that 1 1point reply #14 The Eternals are the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe. They were the only team powerful enough to destroy the franchise. Report 14points POST Richard Muir Richard Muir Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago I liked Eternals! 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 What OS do the supervillains of the Marvel Comic Universe use?
Than OS. Report 13points POST Lola M Lola M Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Quality ! 0 0points reply #16 How will you determine that you are in a Marvel movie?
You are bound to bump into Stan Lee randomly at some point in your life. Report 13points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago In loving memory of Stan Lee ಥ‿ಥ 4 4points reply View more comments #17 Why does Hulk recycle most of the trash at home?
He likes to go green. Report 13points POST #18 Where can you find the home page of Spider-Man?
On the web. Report 13points POST #19 How is Aluminum Man different from Iron Man?
Iron Man defeats villains but Aluminum Man can only foil their attempts. Report 13points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago beautiful 0 0points reply #20 If Captain America’s shield is vibranium, what is Hawkeye’s shield?
Quicksilver. Report 13points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Don’t even 1 1point reply #21 The Avengers forced Black Widow to turn her GPS on because she is always Romanoff. Report 13points POST #22 What is Dr. Strange's cousin's name who cannot do magic?
Doctor Normal. Report 12points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Doctor Ordinary 1 1point reply #23 What does Groot say when he becomes angry and acts brutish?
"I am Groot." Report 12points POST #24 Which month is the least favorite of Spider-Man?
Ock-tober. Report 12points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Oktoberfest! 1 1point reply #25 Which Avenger is the best gardener?
The Hulk, because of his green thumb. Report 12points POST #26 Why were the Avengers fighting blind after Infinity War?
They lost their Vision. Report 12points POST Gillian Gray Gillian Gray Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago BOOO NO MAKING FUN OF VISIONS DEATH 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 What was T’Challa’s nickname as a baby?
Black Pampers. Report 12points POST #28 What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
The Pepper pots. Report 12points POST #29 Why did Marvel fire Mark Ruffalo?
They don't need him. After all, Hulk is just a big banner. Report 12points POST #30 Why did Aquaman not join the Marvel Comic Universe and end up joining the DC Universe?
He was hydra-phobic. Report 11points POST #31 When Odin got a leak in the bathroom, who did he call?
The jani-Thor. Report 11points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Who can you call? JaniThor! 0 0points reply View more comments #32 Where do the Avengers go to drink coffee?
Starkbucks. Report 11points POST #33 What would be the name of a group chat with Hulk, Thanos, and Iron Man?
SnapChat. Report 11points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago YE 0 0points reply View more comments #34 What was Captain America called when he was young?
Lieutenant America. Report 11points POST #35 Why did Iron Man's tuxedo range not work out?
It was not his strong suit! Report 11points POST #36 What is Dora the Explorer called when she wears an Iron Man costume?
FeDora. Report 11points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago :3 0 0points reply #37 If Ironman and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys? Report 11points POST #38 Which color do all the lights in Wanda's apartment have?
No idea, but they can be turned on with a Scarlet Switch. Report 10points POST #39 What is the common thing between Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character?
The last names of each are strange. Report 10points POST #40 What would you get if you cross Captain America with Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner. Report 10points POST #41 What would you call Hulk if he didn't shave for quite some time?
Mark Scuffulo. Report 10points POST #42 What is Bruce Banner called when he does not want to speak to anyone?
The incredible sulk. Report 10points POST #43 How does the Hulk feel when he wears a suit?
He looks smashing. Report 10points POST #44 Which baseball position is Spider-Man's favorite?
The outfield. He loves the flies. Report 10points POST Peacemaker21 Peacemaker21 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago Idk why but I thought of flies in an outhouse = 1 1point reply #45 Why was Peter torn up about joining the Avengers?
Because his uncle Ben would never tell him to turn down the offer, but his aunt May. Report 10points POST #46 Which superhero loves to run in marathons?
Irun Man. Report 10points POST #47 Why did Iron Man think that Thanos is pessimistic?
He's a universe half-empty kind of person. Report 10points POST #48 What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat?
That you’re on a wild Goose chase. Report 10points POST #49 Which Marvel actress got arrested for stealing a truck of soft French cheese?
Brie Larceny. Report 10points POST #50 If you cross a dog and an Avenger, you end up with a Labra-Thor. Report 10points POST #51 Whenever Groot gets a load of money, he shouts, “I am loot.” Report 10points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago And if you use his body to create a musical instrument, he'd probably say "I am lute" 1 1point reply #52 What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML?
Spiderman. Report 10points POST Full Name Full Name Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago There sure is a lot of jokes about spiderman and the internet 0 0points reply #53 What's Captain Marvel's favorite cheese?
Brie. Report 10points POST #54 Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup. Report 10points POST #55 What species of spider is friendly with all of the Avengers and lives in their headquarters?
A Black Widow. Report 9points POST #56 What did Wolverine do when he was working at a salad bar?
He was shredding carrots. Report 9points POST #57 What is the favorite song of Hulk?
'It's Not Easy Being Green.' Report 9points POST #58 What do the Avengers call Bruce Banner when he is injured Hulk?
Bruised Banner. Report 9points POST #59 What did people think of the new fashion line of The Incredible Hulk?
It was all the rage. Report 9points POST #60 How does Yondu get baby Star-Lord to sleep?
Rocket. Report 9points POST #61 What is Peter Parker called when he is in a bad mood?
Angry Neighborhood Spider-Man. Report 9points POST #62 What does Tony Stark use while cooking?
Pepper. Report 9points POST #63 Was fixing the universe hard for the Hulk?
No, it was a snap. Report 9points POST #64 Which Marvel character is the readiest for the summer?
Tan-os. Report 9points POST #65 How does Odin's son feel after carrying around Mjolnir all day?
He feels Thor. Report 9points POST #66 Avengers: Endgame is usually seen as Marvel’s longest movie, but that’s not true. It’s their twenty-second film. Report 9points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #67 A Marvel antihero who loves talking in puns and cracks wordplay jokes is the Pun-isher. Report 9points POST #68 Marvel Studios is now against hair coloring. In fact, their next film is about a group of people that never dye. Report 9points POST That Gay Friend That Gay Friend Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago *Thanos walks in* 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #69 Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences. Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker. Report 9points POST #70 Disney just tweeted that they won't be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters. Report 9points POST #71 Marvel announced the first episode of the next season of "What If" It's called "The DCU was Good" Report 9points POST #72 Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman. The cast will have a FeMale. Report 9points POST #73 How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner. Report 9points POST #74 Did you hear about the new Marvel hero? He’s a Mexican guy that can clone himself... I think he’s called Juan Division. Report 9points POST #75 Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel. She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film. Report 9points POST #76 Who's the favorite author of Thor?
Thoreau. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #77 Which superhero wins all singing competitions?
Captain American Idol! Report 8points POST #78 What would Baby Groot's character's name be if he was Winnie the Pooh's best friend?
Twiglet. Report 8points POST #79 Why did Spider-Man fail to be the hero and save the day?
He refused to get out of his bath. Report 8points POST #80 Which is the favorite outdoor sport that Spider-Man loves?
Fly fishing. Report 8points POST #81 Why is Spider-Man so good at playing baseball?
He catches flies very well. Report 8points POST #82 What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel?
A ferrous wheel. Report 8points POST #83 What does Hawkeye like to wear with his suits?
A bow tie. Report 8points POST #84 What kind of car does Black Panther like to drive?
A T’Challanger. Report 8points POST #85 Do you think “Hawk the Herald Angels Sing” is Hawkeye’s favorite holiday song? Report 8points POST #86 Who’s the famous comedian in the Black Panther movie?
Wakanda Sykes. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #87 Thanos’s snap in infinity war would’ve had a greater impact if Marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn’t there, but apparently, only DC movies can do that. Report 8points POST #88 Which Marvel villain loves Thanksgiving the most?
Goblin. Report 8points POST #89 My store is currently selling Marvel-branded socks. I'm probably not going to buy any because I'm sure they will make my feet all Thor. Report 8points POST #90 Why did all the MARVEL Netflix shows disappear?
SNAP! Report 8points POST #91 What Should Marvel's Falcon's new name be?
Bald Eagle. Report 8points POST #92 Marvel is developing a new superhero who has the ability to remotely edit people’s DNA. He will be called “Gene Hackman.” Report 8points POST Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago How many folks will look that up...? 0 0points reply #93 What would Thor do if he finds an injured person?
Norse him. Report 7points POST #94 How do Ant-Man and the Wasp travel?
They take the buzz. Report 7points POST #95 What is the favorite food of Thor?
Thor-tillas. Report 7points POST #96 Why did Thor take so long to look for his brother?
He failed to Lokite him. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #97 Thor: Knock! Knock!
Loki: Who is out there?
Thor: Father adopted.
Loki: Father adopted who?
Thor: You!!! Report 7points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago loki: **starts crying** 1 1point reply #98 What will the Avengers movie where there is a battle of the media conglomerate Comcast be called?
It will be called Xfinity War. Report 7points POST #99 Why did Thanos knit himself a glove after losing the gauntlet in Endgame?
Because he wanted an Infi-knit-y Gauntlet. Report 7points POST #100 What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra?
"Avengers, ensemble!" Report 7points POST #101 Which supervillain gets sick while flying to destroy New York?
The Green Goblin. Report 7points POST #102 Where did Spider-Man take his parent’s car?
Out for a spin. Report 7points POST #103 What do you result in when you cross an ear of corn with Spider-Man?
Cobwebs. Report 7points POST #104 Which month is Spider-Man’s favorite?
Web-ruary. Report 7points POST #105 How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider suit?
The World Wide Web. Report 7points POST #106 What does Tony Stark usually eat in the morning?
Iron Bran. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #107 What did Iron Man angrily say to Spiderman?
"Quit bugging me." Report 7points POST #108 When does Tony Stark stand in the rain?
To get a bit of rust. Report 7points POST #109 Why do the Avengers use the Hulk to advertise their services?
He’s essentially a giant Banner. Report 7points POST #110 What do you call the King of Asgard when he lives in Williamsburg?
A hips-thor. Report 7points POST #111 Which Avenger is the most trustworthy?
The Credible Hulk. Report 7points POST #112 Why did Spider-Man join the swim team?
Because he had webbed feet. Report 7points POST #113 Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes?
He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea. Report 7points POST #114 Why are the Avengers so handy with tools?
They’re always assembling. Report 7points POST #115 The second Avengers movie left a lot of unanswered questions. Does anyone know how old Ultron actually is? Report 7points POST #116 Did you know that each Avenger, on average, can only have about ten minutes of screen time?
It’s a little mean. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #117 Why does Thor’s brother never make a good impression at parties?
He’s too Low-key. Report 7points POST #118 What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN-themed trophy?
A box of Uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside. Report 7points POST #119 What is Thor's favorite element?
Thorium. Report 6points POST #120 How many characters from the Marvel Comic Universe will it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Report 6points POST #121 Which Pink Floyd song is Gamora's favorite song?
'Green is the color.' Report 6points POST Karnevil4 Karnevil4 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 months ago And Dr. Strange's: Cymboline 0 0points reply #122 Who does an eye patch and cannot feel cold?
Nick Furry. Report 6points POST #123 Why was the second Avengers movie 'Age of Ultron' so confusing?
Because nobody knows how old Ultron is. Report 6points POST #124 Which Avenger is always out in the sun?
Cap-tan America! Report 6points POST #125 What do the Avengers shout when they hit a golf ball?
“Thor!” Report 6points POST #126 What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye?
“You make me quiver.” Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #127 What is Spider-Man's favorite day of the week?
Flyday. Report 5points POST #128 Where do the Avengers go to get their laundry pressed?
Iron Man. Report 5points POST #129 What is Ironman’s favorite movie?
Ferrous Bueller. Report 5points POST #130 My wife said she was leaving me because of my weird obsession with Marvel characters. I said, "Please Yondu that." Report 5points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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