98 Movie Jokes For Hardcore Cinephiles
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Publish Not your original work? Add source You're the cinephile of your group of friends. You've seen every movie on those lists of the best films of all time. You're always up to date on the latest news about the hottest celebrities. Your watchlist on IMDb is endless and you can rattle off trivia about any great film ever made. You love going to the cinema as much as you love watching the newest flick curled up in bed with a bowl of popcorn (extra butter, of course). Congratulations! If the description fits you like a glove, you're officially eligible for our collection of movie jokes and puns! I mean, if you weren't such a movieholic, you wouldn't get some of these movie-themed jokes anyway. Test your knowledge and have some fun in the process with our list of funny jokes about films! We've gathered everything from cinema jokes to movie puns, celebrity jokes, and everything in between. You'll have plenty of material to work with when you need a quick joke or pun for those days when you just can't think of anything funny on your own. This post may include affiliate links. #1 Life tip: watch the movie "Jaws" backwards.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people. Report 30points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Oof 0 0points reply #2 Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was. Report 26points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago A good joke, this one was, mmmm. 2 2points reply #3 My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch. Report 25points POST #4 What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. Report 23points POST Carter Allen Carter Allen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago LOL scrolling through and saw this. New joke added to Data base 0 0points reply #5 What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
"Mufasa!" Report 23points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Mannnn 0 0points reply #6 What’s a climate activist’s favourite movie?
"Mad at gas car". Report 22points POST IamMe IamMe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago When my son was little he thought the movie was called Magic A$$ car. 5 5points reply View more comments #7 I made a movie about farm life... But the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny. Report 21points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago At least it wasn't cheesy (oh gawd, I'm leaving) 1 1point reply #8 Ever hear about the movie called "Constipation"?
It never came out. Report 21points POST Do-nut touch da donut Do-nut touch da donut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago *chokes on bread roll*** lol 1 1point reply #9 A girl is fed up with her boyfriend's unhealthy obsession with detective movies, and wants to break up with him.
Girl: "This is too much. We really should split up."
Boy: "Good idea, we can cover more ground that way." Report 20points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Okay, this one got a chuckle outta me. 3 3points reply #10 Netflix: Do you want to watch a 10-hour movie?
Me: No way! Are you insane?
Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting?
Me: I am in! Report 19points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago True 2 2points reply #11 Stallone: "I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi."
VanDamme: "I’ll be Mozart."
Schwarzenegger: "Stop it guys I’m not saying it." Report 19points POST 7773989 7773989 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago He can be Beethoven then. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 I don’t get why so many people have an issue with The Kardashians show.
I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around. Report 19points POST Do-nut touch da donut Do-nut touch da donut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago ? 1 1point reply View more comments #13 I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no nudity and no profanity.
It was a little overrated. Report 17points POST #14 Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go. Report 16points POST #15 How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon. Report 13points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago LMAO "Hey look guys! It's a picture of Reese with her spoon" 0 0points reply #16 I would like to appear on Celebrity Apprentice with Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I don't want to be Terminated. Report 13points POST #17 Is your name Ariel?
Because I think we mermaid for each other! Report 13points POST #18 Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every Movie has a cast. Report 13points POST #19 What is Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?
"Frozen". Report 13points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago You idiot sandwich!! 0 0points reply #20 What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers. Report 13points POST #21 Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It’s a blockbuster. Report 13points POST Chase Sisk Chase Sisk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago true 0 0points reply #22 What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
James Blonde! Report 12points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Ha! 0 0points reply #23 I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris. Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too. Report 12points POST #24 I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome.
It captured me even though I didn't like it at first, but by the end I absolutely loved it. Report 12points POST #25 What is the most unrealistic part of the newest James Bond movie?
A Brit with a full petrol tank. Report 12points POST #26 What's a bee's favorite Disney movie?
"Beauty And The Bees". Report 12points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago It'd 'bee' funnier if a real title was used, like "A Bug's Life." 1 1point reply #27 How did Will Smith steal $10 from millions of people?
All he had to do was Focus. Report 11points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I don't get it. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 What does RIP stand for in district 11?
Rue Is Perfect. Report 11points POST #29 Why shouldn't Tom Cruise remarry?
Because marriage is a Risky Business. Report 11points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago That's TOTALLY the ONLY reason why 0 0points reply #30 Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?
It's the one rated Arrrrrrrr. Report 11points POST #31 What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted?
Nothing, he was already stuffed. Report 10points POST #32 What do you call a gunslinger with glasses?
Squint Eastwood. Report 10points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Actually, having glasses fixing the squinting. I think you meant "in need of glasses." 0 0points reply #33 Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side. Report 10points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Mmmm cookies. 0 0points reply #34 Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener. Report 10points POST #35 I won't watch a Nicolas Cage movie unless it's done in 60 seconds. Report 10points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I dont mean to be Crood, but I hear its a real National Treasure. 1 1point reply #36 What Jedi can you eat?
Obi Wan Cannoli! Report 10points POST #37 Why did Katie Holmes stop pretending to be in love and divorce Tom Cruise?
Because it was Mission: Impossible. Report 9points POST #38 What do you call it when Batman attends Church?
Christian Bale. Report 9points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Robin: "Holy bible, Batman!" 1 1point reply #39 What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious. Report 9points POST #40 What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking?
A Few Good Menus. Report 9points POST #41 What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A Transfarmer. Report 9points POST #42 Jack Black doesn't always make scary movies, but when he does it gives you Goosebumps. Report 9points POST #43 What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
Spi-dough Man. Report 9points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Well, he did deliver pizzas in the sequel 0 0points reply #44 What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio. Report 8points POST #45 When does a movie star celebrate her 5th wedding anniversary?
After she's been married 5 times. Report 8points POST #46 What is the difference between Slumdog Millionaire and Slimeball Billionaire?
Slimeball Billionaire is a movie about Bernard Madoff. Report 8points POST #47 When does Oliver Stone go to Dairy Queen?
Any Given Sundae. Report 8points POST #48 Harrison Ford is getting so old his next movie is going to be called "Indiana Bones and The Battle with Osteoporosis". Report 8points POST #49 That awkward moment when you cut open a pineapple and look for Spongebob Squarepants. Report 8points POST #50 Is your dad Liam Neeson?
Because I'm Taken with you. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #51 My girlfriend watched a couple of Kevin Hart movies and now she believes she can Think Like A Man Too. Report 8points POST #52 A lot of people think the movie "The 5th Element" is exciting.
Personally I think it's boron. Report 8points POST #53 Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships...
Its called 'Scarf Ace'. Report 8points POST #54 My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house. Report 8points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Hey, she got what she asked for. 0 0points reply #55 What's a pirate's favorite Christmas movie?
"It's A Plunderful Life". Report 8points POST #56 Did you see the new movie they made about an air conditioner?
Wasn’t a fan. Report 8points POST #57 I saw a movie where a guy tried to shoot open a lock, but the heat from the bullet actually fused the metal together so the door wouldn't budge.
Now that's what I call a shotgun welding. Report 8points POST #58 Did you see that movie with the bugs living together in an apartment?
It's about ten ants. Report 8points POST #59 The movie "Speed" didn't have a director...
Because if "Speed" had direction, it would have been called "Velocity". Report 8points POST #60 What do you get when you squash together a game and a disney movie?
Aladdin's Creed. Report 8points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Actually, you get a kid with clown shoes wielding a key sword in a games story so complex and confusing, you still dont know what's all going on several games later. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #61 What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story. Report 8points POST #62 Why shouldn't you cyberbully creepy little girls?
You might get Unfriended. Report 7points POST #63 What should you do if you see Russell Brand holding a guitar?
Get Him To The Greek. Report 7points POST #64 Did you hear about the teacher who was fired for giving his students homework?
Apparently, it was called "Project X". Report 7points POST #65 Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
Apparently, he'd been in A Few Good Men. Report 7points POST #66 Why couldn't Dorothy tell the bad witch from the good witch?
Because she didn't know which witch was which. Report 7points POST #67 Do you remember when Billy Crystal took Meg Ryan out to dinner?
It's When Harry Fed Sally. Report 7points POST #68 Woody Allen is a great film maker. Do you know there is one movie that he really wished he actually have made?
"Father of the Bride". Report 7points POST #69 I don't want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me. Report 7points POST #70 Why does no one on iCarly have a dad? Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #71 What is a cow's favourite movie?
Moo-lan. Report 7points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! 0 0points reply #72 What do you call an overweight E.T.?
Extra Cholesterol! Report 7points POST #73 What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
Ghost blisters. Report 7points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago That was bad. 0 0points reply #74 Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
Yeah, it was MARVELous! Report 7points POST #75 Why does Quentin Tarantino refuse to make movies with digital cinematography?
Because he's the reel deal. Report 7points POST #76 Did you know that in the James Bond movies, all the action/risky scenes were performed by agent 0014?
Of course, he was, after all, his double. Report 7points POST #77 Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer.
The Bourne Again Christian. Report 7points POST #78 I'm thinking of watching a good movie with my girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend? Report 7points POST #79 Why did the cat never finish the movie?
It kept hitting paws. Report 7points POST #80 I'm gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2.
I'm gonna call it "Schindler's Lisp". Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #81 Why should you really be sure before you see a movie with Lake Bell and Owen Wilson?
Because there is No Escape. Report 6points POST #82 What if LeBron James quit basketball and became an actor?
It would be a Trainwreck. Report 6points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Considering another basketball star died in a Helicopter crash, I didn't find this funny. 0 0points reply #83 What does Drew Barrymore need to become a pop star?
Music and Lyrics. Report 6points POST #84 I don't need a little boy to tell me Heaven Is For Real. Report 6points POST #85 Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't like Star Wars, there's something wrong with you. Report 6points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago New or old? Classic is great, new stuff is c**p and people are justified if they don't like it. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #86 Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO! Report 6points POST #87 Why did the vampire give up acting?
Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into. Report 6points POST #88 What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
R2 detour! Report 6points POST #89 Did you see the movie about the dinosaurs that couldn’t find the herbs?
It was the Land Before Thyme. Report 6points POST #90 Did you hear that Clint Eastwood opened a preschool?
It's called "Go Ahead and Make My Day Care Center". Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago ....wow. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #91 What do you get when you drop Sixteen Candles on your favorite actor?
John Bar-B-Cusack. Report 5points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago wow 0 0points reply #92 What was the movie "Superbad" originally about?
A heart-warming tale about Lindsay Lohan's driving record. Report 5points POST #93 I'm no lifeguard but your baewatch me. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago .....what? 0 0points reply #94 Miley Cyrus was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Jokes are supposed to be funny, right? 1 1point reply #95 I stopped paying attention to movie reviews after critics raved about The Green Mile.
Great concept, but terrible execution. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago That was bad. 0 0points reply #96 The movie "Turning Red" takes place in Toronto, Canada in the year 2002.
It's a period piece. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I don't if I should call this bad or good. Its a Schrodinger's joke. 0 0points reply #97 What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?
Google: "Could you be more specific?" Report 5points POST #98 If Peeta were a ginger, would he be called the gingerbread man? Report 4points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago no 0 0points reply Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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98 Movie Jokes For Hardcore Cinephiles
Linas Simonaitis andMelanie Gervasoni
Publish Not your original work? Add source You're the cinephile of your group of friends. You've seen every movie on those lists of the best films of all time. You're always up to date on the latest news about the hottest celebrities. Your watchlist on IMDb is endless and you can rattle off trivia about any great film ever made. You love going to the cinema as much as you love watching the newest flick curled up in bed with a bowl of popcorn (extra butter, of course). Congratulations! If the description fits you like a glove, you're officially eligible for our collection of movie jokes and puns! I mean, if you weren't such a movieholic, you wouldn't get some of these movie-themed jokes anyway. Test your knowledge and have some fun in the process with our list of funny jokes about films! We've gathered everything from cinema jokes to movie puns, celebrity jokes, and everything in between. You'll have plenty of material to work with when you need a quick joke or pun for those days when you just can't think of anything funny on your own. This post may include affiliate links. #1 Life tip: watch the movie "Jaws" backwards.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people. Report 30points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Oof 0 0points reply #2 Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was. Report 26points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago A good joke, this one was, mmmm. 2 2points reply #3 My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch. Report 25points POST #4 What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. Report 23points POST Carter Allen Carter Allen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago LOL scrolling through and saw this. New joke added to Data base 0 0points reply #5 What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
"Mufasa!" Report 23points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Mannnn 0 0points reply #6 What’s a climate activist’s favourite movie?
"Mad at gas car". Report 22points POST IamMe IamMe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago When my son was little he thought the movie was called Magic A$$ car. 5 5points reply View more comments #7 I made a movie about farm life... But the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny. Report 21points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago At least it wasn't cheesy (oh gawd, I'm leaving) 1 1point reply #8 Ever hear about the movie called "Constipation"?
It never came out. Report 21points POST Do-nut touch da donut Do-nut touch da donut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago *chokes on bread roll*** lol 1 1point reply #9 A girl is fed up with her boyfriend's unhealthy obsession with detective movies, and wants to break up with him.
Girl: "This is too much. We really should split up."
Boy: "Good idea, we can cover more ground that way." Report 20points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Okay, this one got a chuckle outta me. 3 3points reply #10 Netflix: Do you want to watch a 10-hour movie?
Me: No way! Are you insane?
Netflix: How about I break up the movie into ten 1-hour episodes and you see them all in one sitting?
Me: I am in! Report 19points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago True 2 2points reply #11 Stallone: "I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi."
VanDamme: "I’ll be Mozart."
Schwarzenegger: "Stop it guys I’m not saying it." Report 19points POST 7773989 7773989 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago He can be Beethoven then. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 I don’t get why so many people have an issue with The Kardashians show.
I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around. Report 19points POST Do-nut touch da donut Do-nut touch da donut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago ? 1 1point reply View more comments #13 I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no nudity and no profanity.
It was a little overrated. Report 17points POST #14 Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go. Report 16points POST #15 How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon. Report 13points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago LMAO "Hey look guys! It's a picture of Reese with her spoon" 0 0points reply #16 I would like to appear on Celebrity Apprentice with Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I don't want to be Terminated. Report 13points POST #17 Is your name Ariel?
Because I think we mermaid for each other! Report 13points POST #18 Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every Movie has a cast. Report 13points POST #19 What is Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie?
"Frozen". Report 13points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago You idiot sandwich!! 0 0points reply #20 What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers. Report 13points POST #21 Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It’s a blockbuster. Report 13points POST Chase Sisk Chase Sisk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago true 0 0points reply #22 What is the British Secret Service's best yellow-haired spy?
James Blonde! Report 12points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Ha! 0 0points reply #23 I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris. Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too. Report 12points POST #24 I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome.
It captured me even though I didn't like it at first, but by the end I absolutely loved it. Report 12points POST #25 What is the most unrealistic part of the newest James Bond movie?
A Brit with a full petrol tank. Report 12points POST #26 What's a bee's favorite Disney movie?
"Beauty And The Bees". Report 12points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago It'd 'bee' funnier if a real title was used, like "A Bug's Life." 1 1point reply #27 How did Will Smith steal $10 from millions of people?
All he had to do was Focus. Report 11points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I don't get it. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #28 What does RIP stand for in district 11?
Rue Is Perfect. Report 11points POST #29 Why shouldn't Tom Cruise remarry?
Because marriage is a Risky Business. Report 11points POST Antisocial potato ? Antisocial potato ? Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago That's TOTALLY the ONLY reason why 0 0points reply #30 Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?
It's the one rated Arrrrrrrr. Report 11points POST #31 What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted?
Nothing, he was already stuffed. Report 10points POST #32 What do you call a gunslinger with glasses?
Squint Eastwood. Report 10points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Actually, having glasses fixing the squinting. I think you meant "in need of glasses." 0 0points reply #33 Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side. Report 10points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Mmmm cookies. 0 0points reply #34 Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener. Report 10points POST #35 I won't watch a Nicolas Cage movie unless it's done in 60 seconds. Report 10points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I dont mean to be Crood, but I hear its a real National Treasure. 1 1point reply #36 What Jedi can you eat?
Obi Wan Cannoli! Report 10points POST #37 Why did Katie Holmes stop pretending to be in love and divorce Tom Cruise?
Because it was Mission: Impossible. Report 9points POST #38 What do you call it when Batman attends Church?
Christian Bale. Report 9points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Robin: "Holy bible, Batman!" 1 1point reply #39 What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
2 Fast 2 Curious. Report 9points POST #40 What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking?
A Few Good Menus. Report 9points POST #41 What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A Transfarmer. Report 9points POST #42 Jack Black doesn't always make scary movies, but when he does it gives you Goosebumps. Report 9points POST #43 What movie tells the tale of a pizza maker bitten by an arachnid?
Spi-dough Man. Report 9points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Well, he did deliver pizzas in the sequel 0 0points reply #44 What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio. Report 8points POST #45 When does a movie star celebrate her 5th wedding anniversary?
After she's been married 5 times. Report 8points POST #46 What is the difference between Slumdog Millionaire and Slimeball Billionaire?
Slimeball Billionaire is a movie about Bernard Madoff. Report 8points POST #47 When does Oliver Stone go to Dairy Queen?
Any Given Sundae. Report 8points POST #48 Harrison Ford is getting so old his next movie is going to be called "Indiana Bones and The Battle with Osteoporosis". Report 8points POST #49 That awkward moment when you cut open a pineapple and look for Spongebob Squarepants. Report 8points POST #50 Is your dad Liam Neeson?
Because I'm Taken with you. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #51 My girlfriend watched a couple of Kevin Hart movies and now she believes she can Think Like A Man Too. Report 8points POST #52 A lot of people think the movie "The 5th Element" is exciting.
Personally I think it's boron. Report 8points POST #53 Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships...
Its called 'Scarf Ace'. Report 8points POST #54 My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house. Report 8points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Hey, she got what she asked for. 0 0points reply #55 What's a pirate's favorite Christmas movie?
"It's A Plunderful Life". Report 8points POST #56 Did you see the new movie they made about an air conditioner?
Wasn’t a fan. Report 8points POST #57 I saw a movie where a guy tried to shoot open a lock, but the heat from the bullet actually fused the metal together so the door wouldn't budge.
Now that's what I call a shotgun welding. Report 8points POST #58 Did you see that movie with the bugs living together in an apartment?
It's about ten ants. Report 8points POST #59 The movie "Speed" didn't have a director...
Because if "Speed" had direction, it would have been called "Velocity". Report 8points POST #60 What do you get when you squash together a game and a disney movie?
Aladdin's Creed. Report 8points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Actually, you get a kid with clown shoes wielding a key sword in a games story so complex and confusing, you still dont know what's all going on several games later. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #61 What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story. Report 8points POST #62 Why shouldn't you cyberbully creepy little girls?
You might get Unfriended. Report 7points POST #63 What should you do if you see Russell Brand holding a guitar?
Get Him To The Greek. Report 7points POST #64 Did you hear about the teacher who was fired for giving his students homework?
Apparently, it was called "Project X". Report 7points POST #65 Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
Apparently, he'd been in A Few Good Men. Report 7points POST #66 Why couldn't Dorothy tell the bad witch from the good witch?
Because she didn't know which witch was which. Report 7points POST #67 Do you remember when Billy Crystal took Meg Ryan out to dinner?
It's When Harry Fed Sally. Report 7points POST #68 Woody Allen is a great film maker. Do you know there is one movie that he really wished he actually have made?
"Father of the Bride". Report 7points POST #69 I don't want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me. Report 7points POST #70 Why does no one on iCarly have a dad? Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #71 What is a cow's favourite movie?
Moo-lan. Report 7points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! 0 0points reply #72 What do you call an overweight E.T.?
Extra Cholesterol! Report 7points POST #73 What did the Ghost Busters have on their hands?
Ghost blisters. Report 7points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago That was bad. 0 0points reply #74 Have you seen the Avengers Movie?
Yeah, it was MARVELous! Report 7points POST #75 Why does Quentin Tarantino refuse to make movies with digital cinematography?
Because he's the reel deal. Report 7points POST #76 Did you know that in the James Bond movies, all the action/risky scenes were performed by agent 0014?
Of course, he was, after all, his double. Report 7points POST #77 Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer.
The Bourne Again Christian. Report 7points POST #78 I'm thinking of watching a good movie with my girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend? Report 7points POST #79 Why did the cat never finish the movie?
It kept hitting paws. Report 7points POST #80 I'm gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2.
I'm gonna call it "Schindler's Lisp". Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #81 Why should you really be sure before you see a movie with Lake Bell and Owen Wilson?
Because there is No Escape. Report 6points POST #82 What if LeBron James quit basketball and became an actor?
It would be a Trainwreck. Report 6points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Considering another basketball star died in a Helicopter crash, I didn't find this funny. 0 0points reply #83 What does Drew Barrymore need to become a pop star?
Music and Lyrics. Report 6points POST #84 I don't need a little boy to tell me Heaven Is For Real. Report 6points POST #85 Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't like Star Wars, there's something wrong with you. Report 6points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago New or old? Classic is great, new stuff is c**p and people are justified if they don't like it. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #86 Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO! Report 6points POST #87 Why did the vampire give up acting?
Because he couldn't find a part he could sink his teeth into. Report 6points POST #88 What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
R2 detour! Report 6points POST #89 Did you see the movie about the dinosaurs that couldn’t find the herbs?
It was the Land Before Thyme. Report 6points POST #90 Did you hear that Clint Eastwood opened a preschool?
It's called "Go Ahead and Make My Day Care Center". Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago ....wow. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #91 What do you get when you drop Sixteen Candles on your favorite actor?
John Bar-B-Cusack. Report 5points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago wow 0 0points reply #92 What was the movie "Superbad" originally about?
A heart-warming tale about Lindsay Lohan's driving record. Report 5points POST #93 I'm no lifeguard but your baewatch me. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago .....what? 0 0points reply #94 Miley Cyrus was Hannah Montana when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Jokes are supposed to be funny, right? 1 1point reply #95 I stopped paying attention to movie reviews after critics raved about The Green Mile.
Great concept, but terrible execution. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago That was bad. 0 0points reply #96 The movie "Turning Red" takes place in Toronto, Canada in the year 2002.
It's a period piece. Report 5points POST kirara2516 kirara2516 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I don't if I should call this bad or good. Its a Schrodinger's joke. 0 0points reply #97 What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?
Google: "Could you be more specific?" Report 5points POST #98 If Peeta were a ginger, would he be called the gingerbread man? Report 4points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago no 0 0points reply Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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