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30 Times People Did Something So Stupid That It Surprised Even Themselves As Shared In This Online Group

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Publish Not your original work? Add source Many years ago, the great Dutch philosopher Erasmus of Rotterdam wrote his famous treatise called "The Praise of Stupidity". A lot of time has passed since then, and people continue to do incredibly stupid things and, moreover, willingly talk about how they did them, and how they felt doing them. On the other hand, if a person realizes that what they once did was really stupid, this means at least they have realized their own mistake and will try not to make it in the future. Well, or at least they will do new silly things... But then, many years later, there will be something to remember and tell friends and relatives about! There is an incredible thread in the AskReddit community whose topic starter asked just one question many years ago: "What is the stupidest thing you've done?" The result was around 17.2K upvotes, over 16.3K different comments - and such deposits of human stupidity of various levels that Erasmus of Rotterdam, if he had read this thread, would have continued his treatise in at least three more new books. But the great philosopher died in 1536, and we at Bored Panda are here, alive and well, and have collected for you a selection of the best comments from this epic thread. So now feel free to scroll to the very end, enjoy these amazing examples of stupid deeds - and please solemnly swear not to do them like the authors! More info: Reddit This post may include affiliate links. #1

Thinking That One s Own Hand Is Somebody Else s

I woke up one night. Saw a hand on my pillow. Started to freak out, froze. Waited. Decided I'd move. Screamed and jumped when the hand moved.

It was my hand. Empty_Allocution , Art Prof Report Final score: 276points POST CookieCrump CookieCrump Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Ah yes, the human hand, the most terrifying thing to see when you haven't fully woken up. 78 78points reply View more comments #2

Killing A Pint Of Vodka Straight On A Dare

Let's see, where to start.

I once killed a pint of vodka, straight, on a dare. Spent the rest of the night ralphing.

I fell for a prank of laying a stick across a shovel handle and then stomping the shovel spade to see how high the stick would go.

I had my windshield tinted to 5% on my car.

I sent a Nairobi prince some cash so I'd get a big return. I really did.

I voted for Ross Perot in '92.

I volunteered for several things in boot camp without knowing what they were.

I rear ended a cop car. During the questioning, I got the involuntary giggles and when the cop asked if I thought it was funny, I said "Yes."

In little league, I chased a ball under the bleachers from the back side. Imagine running fast as the bleacher seats get lower and lower. Cracked my head open.

Hit on a starting linebacker's girlfriend at a frat party. I even knew it was his girlfriend.

Noticed my "low oil pressure" light on in the car; decided I could make it to the next exit 10 miles away.

Took bowling as a HYPERS class in college. Cheated on the final exam and got caught.

Decided to jump in the water to p**s; left the boat in gear.

Spent a half hour trying to pick up a quarter someone had super glued to a sidewalk.

I'm really not as dumb as all this sounds. I'm just...impulsive.
No-Mas-Pantalones , Quinn Dombrowski Report Final score: 240points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I have a bridge I am selling cheap if your are interested? 166 166points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3

Not Taking The Keys After Finally Finding Them In The Flat

Late for work, running around the house looking for my keys. Ran upstairs, saw them on the desk, pointed at them and said to the air, "There they are." I was nearly to the front door before I realized I didn't actually pick them up. joshuastronomy , Jessica Paterson Report Final score: 228points POST LH25 LH25 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago At least you didn't leave and find yourself locked out. Yes, speaking from experience... 80 80points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4

Losing An Opportunity With A Girl Of One s Dream

The girl of my dreams came back to my place after dinner and drinks, we had been friends for a long time but never a hint of anything more.

I was in a sleeping bag, on the floor. She told me "Hey, you can jump up under the quilt to get warm" and my response was "Oh, this sleeping bag is really warm!"

It wasn't until the next day that I realized what I had done.

...Wow. Thinking about this makes me really depressed :( anon , Barry Silver Report Final score: 194points POST sofacushionfort sofacushionfort Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 month ago (edited) Just perhaps consider: your feelings were emotional but her’s just recreational. You’d be in for a bigger letdown when the sex didn’t lead to any sort of romantic bond. Just my opinion: turning down sex does not compromise one’s masculinity 91 91points reply View More Replies... View more comments #5

Talking Something Bad About A Guy Sitting At The Backseat Of One s Car

I once started talking s**t about a friend who I'd forgotten we had just picked up and was sitting in the backseat of the car. This one still keeps me up at night. Mutt1223 , Dennis Yang Report Final score: 181points POST Willa L Willa L Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Oh god this is like q nightmare situation 57 57points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6

Taking An Hour Ride In The City Instead Of A 10 Minute Walk

One of my ex's and I met in the city. We always went on dates in the city and never close to where we lived. I had just moved to the area, I had heard of the place he lived in but didn't think it was close to where I lived, and never really thought about it. Then I started staying over at his place, and when I was going home the following afternoons I would take the tram into city centre (~20 minutes) and then get the bus to my house (another ~40 minutes). I honestly thought the village he lived in was far from my house so I took the route I knew. Turns out he lives a 10 minute walk away. I did this like 8 times. yikesididitagain , Mussi KatzFollow Report Final score: 178points POST Wondering Alice Wondering Alice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Years ago I took over my sister's tutoring round when she was heavily pregnant. She had built it up over years, it was not even my home country so despite her carefully planned bus list, I kept getting disoriented. So I spent a day with a days bus pass and a lot of walking to get it straight in my head. Turned out, she had spent on average 2 hours a day extra connecting busses solved with a 1minute walk to a parallel street. Couldn't see that from the bus. 49 49points reply View more comments #7

Stapling A Finger To See If Stapling A Finger Was Possible

I stapled my finger to see if stapling my finger was possible. can confirm, it is. nourryburrito , Eric E Castro Report Final score: 176points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Who saw the red stapler and immediately thought "Office Space!"? Raise your hand. 65 65points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8

Shaking An Open Juice Pack As The Label Said Shake Well Before Use

Opened up a carton of orange juice and noticed it said shake well before use. Proceeded to violently shake the holy hell out of the carton as it rained vitamin C goodness over the kitchen and me. Housemate walked in and asked "what the f**k is wrong with you?" as if I'd done it on purpose and was thorougly enjoying my OJ shower Lridm , Mike Mozart Report Final score: 176points POST Anonymous panda Anonymous panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Ehhh it happens to everyone. 33 33points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9

Accidentally Calling A Student That Just Passed Away

I work as a substitute middle school teacher. At the beginning of each day the kids listen to the announcements. One time they announced that one of the students who had been battling cancer passed away the night before.

So me, being the great guy I am, give the students five minutes of time to sit quietly and reflect. Then I decide to lighten the mood by calling attendance, so I use a bizarre inflection to entertain the students.

Called out "Tyler?", no response. Call it out again, no response. Finally one student piped up and said that was the kid that died the day before.

This was after I called his name out several times with differing tones of voice to be comical, while all the students saw was me bashing the dead kid. F**k.
iKNOWpeoples , vickysandoval22 Report Final score: 174points POST Wondering Alice Wondering Alice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I remember when a kid in my year lost his battle when I was 15. Substitute teacher walked in to our silent maths lesson with a breezy "looks like someone died here". We all silently got up and left. Took me a while to realise school not supply was at fault for that. 70 70points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10

Asking A Barber What He Does For A Living

Barber while cutting my hair asks ''what do you do for a living?". I replied "I'm an accountant. You?" anon , IFA teched Report Final score: 170points POST Lena Rogers Lena Rogers Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago The second hand embarrassment is strong here 81 81points reply View more comments #11

Mixing Up The Trash Bin And The Speaker

One time I went through the drive thru at Dunkin donuts and stopped at the trash can instead of the speaker for about 5-8 minutes repeatedly saying "hello?" Johngdetti , Mike Mozart Report Final score: 166points POST Anonymous panda Anonymous panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Lol 5-8 minutes?!? 80 80points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12

Asking A Friend If He Had Got His Car Back From The Garage While Sitting In It

I asked my friend if he had got his car back from the garage while we were sitting in it...I am not a smart man. MGutty94 , Carlos Ebert Report Final score: 159points POST Anonymous panda Anonymous panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Lmao this s**t happens 35 35points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13

Understanding A Girl s Words Literally During A Heated Moment

Back to girls house after dinner. She has early class the next day so gets ready for bed, but says I can stay and keep her company for a while.

Laying in her bed, she's in silk pajamas, I'm fully clothed. We're just talking. I start running my hand up and down her back. She says "mmmm.... you'd better stop that, I'm getting turned on"

So I stopped.

Like a F*****g idiot. rayzerdayzhan , I am R. Report Final score: 158points POST Malina1606 Malina1606 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Actually I think if your first impulse was to stop after she kinda told you to stop it makes you quite a decent person. Misunderstandings can be discussed or hopefully laughed off in a case like this but us girls are usually happy about our NO or STOP being respected. 224 224points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14

Putting An Umbrella Handle In One s Mouth And Pushing The Button To Release The Umbrella

I put an umbrella handle in my mouth and pushed the button to release the umbrella.

I thought the umbrella would shoot out the front of my mouth and open. Instead the handle extended back into my mouth and broke my front teeth.

No idea why I thought that. pentarou , Kandukuru Nagarjun Report Final score: 157points POST Deborah Harris Deborah Harris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I did that once too and almost broke my nose, I had loads of bags and it started to rain ... meh 33 33points reply View more comments #15

Calling A Girlfriend A Big Girl For Finishing Her Dinner

Called my girlfriend a "big girl" for finishing her dinner. Jenkins92 , Ella Olsson Report Final score: 157points POST Sanchi Sanchi Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Are you still alive? 128 128points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16

Asking Why Don t Wheelchairs Have Pedals For When Your Arms Get Tired

Not me, but a friend of mine was dead serious and asked why don't wheelchairs have pedals for when your arms get tired. 5up7 , Joshua Zader Report Final score: 143points POST ThreeAngryLlamas ThreeAngryLlamas Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Hey, my arms work and my legs work. I have serious back problems, which is why I use a chair. I would LOVE pedals. 88 88points reply View More Replies... View more comments #17

Greeting Hey Are You Home As The Home Owner Was Inside

Friend came to my house. Knocked on my door. When I answered it I was greeted with "Hey are you home?" anon , Kleverveer Report Final score: 132points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago "No. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!" 97 97points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18

Thinking That One Had Lost Their Phone Although It Was In Their Hands

Unable to find my phone, in a complete state of panic, sending my friend a text asking

"Dude, did I leave my phone at your place? I can't find it anywhere!".

He replied "... what are you using to send this text, genius?"

I have never, in my life, been so ashamed.


*EDIT :* To clarify, this was quite a few years ago, before smartphones and Google Voice. We're talking some of the first color-screen Nokias here. CreepyPancakes , Teresa Boardman Report Final score: 130points POST Jossh Nine Jossh Nine Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Not to be rude, but I don't think the model of phone you were using comes in to play here haha 115 115points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19

Deliberately Stucking One s Feet In The Spokes Of The Bike s Front Tire

I was riding my bike and wondered what would happen if I stuck my feet in the spokes of my front tire.

Answer: Flipped over the handle bars, broke my two front teeth and road rash on half my face. jingle_hore , Infidelic Report Final score: 128points POST Bubbles and sparks Bubbles and sparks Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago You got a different outcome.... my friends daughter got two broken wrists out of her try ;P 47 47points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20

Running Into The Mirrors Thinking They Were Open Windows Or Like Portals To Another World Or Something

When I was younger I got kicked out of ballet class because I kept running into the mirrors thinking they were open windows or like portals to another world or something. JuniperLeaf , Flavio~ Report Final score: 114points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago KEPT running? Surely doing this once would teach you? 89 89points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21

Smashing One s Nose In An Attempt To Seduce A Boyfriend

After a night of drinking, we went back to my then-boyfriend's place to chill. He turned on the tv, but I had other ideas. I pulled the rolling chair away from his computer desk, placing myself between him & the tv. I turned the chair backward threw my leg over in what I thought was going to be a seductive manner, whipping my hair a little. Ended up putting my foot down on the edge of the wheelie part on the other side, rolled my ankle, and my momentum carried me all the way over to the floor. I hit the ground, the chair back smashed my face, and my nose started bleeding. Not my brightest moment. Shut_the , Andrew Michael Nathan Report Final score: 113points POST TheAquarius1978 TheAquarius1978 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago (edited) Lamoooo this reminds me of a sexy sexy story, i have a friend that really loves to tease, She loves the atention, once we went shopping and She bought a lolipop, then we went for a coffe, and wille i was driving She started licking the lolipop in a very very sugestive way, ( does nothing for me só i didn't care ) when i was parking i accidentaly hit a very low pole on the parking lot, and She almost swallow the entire f*****g lolipop stick and all, i never laughed só much in my life, She was really pissed at me though lol 54 54points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22

Searching For A Backpack Eventually Realizing It Was On Their Back

Missed the school bus and potential rides to school one morning because I couldn't find my backpack, eventually realized it was on my back. tmntnut , Ivan Radic Report Final score: 112points POST Daniel G Daniel G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I was 8 years old and was at a river taking a bath and having fun with my grandpa watching over me.Time to go home at night and me searching for the blanket we use to sit on,found after 10 minutes on my back,was getting cold so I put it on and forgot. 31 31points reply View more comments #23

Not Recalling Right And Left Off The Top Of One s Head

I like to think I am not stupid, but I have one memory gap that leads people to believe I am dumb as soup.

I cant f*****g recall right and left off the top of my head!

It is so f*****g frustrating! iwannabefreddieHg , Jeremy Segrott Report Final score: 110points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Look at the back of your hands. Stick your thumbs out. The hand that is L shaped, that is your left. Someone explained this to me as to how they learned left from right. 76 76points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24

Mishearing One s Friend In A Very Stupid Way

Last weekend my friend asked for a ride across town since he left his phone at a bar the previous night. Somehow I heard "car" instead of "phone" so dropped him off and drove home. I don't answer calls while I'm driving since I'm a bad driver too, so didn't realize I missed three of his calls til I got home. I'm sure there's others but my memories going pretty fast as well. Fiddlesticks2468 , Steven Miller Report Final score: 109points POST Tharizin Tharizin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I feel like not answering calls when you’re driving doesn’t classify you as a bad driver 54 54points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #25

Mistakenly Thinking That That Eth Is A Letter

In a spelling bee I spelled the word python:

"pee" "why" "eth" "oh" "en"

I was quickly reminded that "eth" is not a letter, though to this day I think that maybe it should be. _Scarecrow_ , Jonathan Kriz Report Final score: 103points POST Ace Ace Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago There used to be, the letter thorn (Þ, þ). In Old English and many other languages, was gradually replaced by the th in most of them. 65 65points reply View More Replies... View more comments #26

Trying To Catch A Falling Phone With One Finger

I asked my wife who was upstairs to drop my phone down to me. As it was falling I thought it would be cool to catch a phone with one finger. It wasn't. PM_ME_ROBOTS Report Final score: 99points POST Contented potato. (They/them) Contented potato. (They/them) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Love how the wife just went along with it 50 50points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27

Constantly Thinking I Can Probably Make This Jump

"I can probably make this jump". Every. Single. Time. Rap15t , Enoch Leung Report Final score: 95points POST Carter Allen Carter Allen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago lmaoooo 14 14points reply View more comments #28

Offending One s Girlfriend With Some Misplaced Wit

When my girlfriend asked why I am always late when going to her place, my response was "Im only late for things that aren't important". pm_me_ur_vajj , David Vega Report Final score: 94points POST Marisol L. Banks Marisol L. Banks Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago And she let you live? 65 65points reply View more comments #29

Wrongly Turning To Two One-Way Streets In Sequence

I turned left onto a one way street (where I should've went right), not SO bad until I panicked and then did U-Turn around the median onto yet another one way street... still going the wrong way.
Enter my first (and only) car accident. amy1651 , Daniel X. O'Neil Report Final score: 81points POST Khavrinen Khavrinen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Once coming off the freeway in an unfamiliar part of Seattle, we got to the stop-light at the end of the off-ramp and there was a "One Way" sign that had been knocked askew and was pointing at a weird angle. We weren't sure if it was referring to the cross street we were planning on turning onto, or the street directly opposite us, and there weren't any other cars on the street at the time to give us a clue. When the light changed, my Dad decided to turn left into the closest lane, and only realized he had guessed wrong when we noticed that this was one of those streets that didn't just have a yellow line in the middle to divide the two directions of travel, but an actual curb -- and we were on the wrong side of it. Then, in moving over so he could quickly cross to the right side at the next intersection, he checked his mirror and started laughing -- because four other cars had *followed* us down the wrong lane. Luckily, there was no oncoming traffic at the time. 17 17points reply View more comments #30

Drilling Into The Side Of One s Thigh With A 10mm Drill Bit While Drilling Holes In A Flower Pot

I drilled into the side of my thigh with a 10mm drill bit while drilling holes through the bottom of one of my girlfriends flower pots.
Edit: This was just a few seconds after it happened before it started bleeding. The bruising is from my skin wrapping around the drill and pulling away from my flesh.
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Title Update Oleg Tarasenko Oleg Tarasenko Writer, BoredPanda staff Oleg has master's degree in Economics he got long time ago in a city far, far away. Oleg also worked as a university teacher, sports writer and a BDSM* specialist for several IT companies.

After six years of making pub quizzez in Ukraine, Oleg joined Bored Panda team as a content creator. This panda (Pun? Duh!) is also a huge sports fan, being happy as a longtime member of WeDemBoys Community and Boston Celtics Nation as well.

During his downtime from work and parenting with three kids (twin daughters and a baby son), Oleg enjoys reading JKR, JRRT, GRRM and other respective abbreviations. Also interested in history and graphic design (and the history of graphic design too)... Read more » Monika Pašukonytė Monika Pašukonytė Author, BoredPanda staff Hey! I'm a photo editor. In my free time, I love going to art galleries, exhibitions, concerts or just hanging out in nature with my friends. My dream is to get an RV and travel around the world with my dog. Read more » Show All Contributors Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Download Bored Panda app! 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She was telling me about this place called the Wild Wild West. So me trying to be cute , i got one of the guys who pushes you in a carriage at the boardwalk to give us a lift. When i said Wild wild west he looked at me funny. He finally agreed and literally was the building next door. Im talking like maybe a 50 foot walk. I felt my face turning really red. Good thing my date had a great sense of humor. She thought it was the funniest thing ever. So cringe man 13 13points reply delightfuldragon delightfuldragon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago LOL Whoops! He could have gone down the street a bit before turning around. He was not your bro. lmao! 3 3points reply Load More Replies... Jose Ortiz Jose Ortiz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I know right?! Def not! 1 1point reply Katie Lutesinger Katie Lutesinger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and almost bumped right into a woman coming the other way. I stopped and said "oh, sorry!" and then realised I was talking to a mirror... 8 8points reply Jaya Jaya Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Well, not apologizing would be very impolite towards your reflection. 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Jason Marin Jason Marin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Drove my mom to the mall years ago. After I shut off the engine, I put the keys in my left hand. We get out, lock the doors, close them and suddenly, I can't find my keys. I use my right hand to search for them. Check my back pockets and front pockets and am about to freak out when I look at my left hand and see I'm still holding them. 8 8points reply Load More Comments POST Jose Ortiz Jose Ortiz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago On a first date in Atlantic City we're in the Tropicana Casino. She was telling me about this place called the Wild Wild West. So me trying to be cute , i got one of the guys who pushes you in a carriage at the boardwalk to give us a lift. When i said Wild wild west he looked at me funny. He finally agreed and literally was the building next door. Im talking like maybe a 50 foot walk. I felt my face turning really red. Good thing my date had a great sense of humor. She thought it was the funniest thing ever. So cringe man 13 13points reply delightfuldragon delightfuldragon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago LOL Whoops! He could have gone down the street a bit before turning around. He was not your bro. lmao! 3 3points reply Load More Replies... Jose Ortiz Jose Ortiz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I know right?! Def not! 1 1point reply Katie Lutesinger Katie Lutesinger Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and almost bumped right into a woman coming the other way. I stopped and said "oh, sorry!" and then realised I was talking to a mirror... 8 8points reply Jaya Jaya Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Well, not apologizing would be very impolite towards your reflection. 4 4points reply Load More Replies... Jason Marin Jason Marin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Drove my mom to the mall years ago. After I shut off the engine, I put the keys in my left hand. We get out, lock the doors, close them and suddenly, I can't find my keys. 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