94 Memorable Song Lyrics You Can t Help But Sing Along To
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Publish Not your original work? Add source A solid structure, a memorable chorus, a catchy title. Tons of elements add up to the recipe for a great song, but lyrics are the one that usually get the most attention. As we know, great song lyrics can make an artist's career - just take a look at Ed Sheeran, Adele, and other songwriters who have won countless awards for their albums. Does this mean that singers must pen deep and meaningful lyrics all the time to make a hit song? Nope, not really. You know when a song gets stuck in your head, and you find yourself humming it non-stop and maybe even dancing to it? That's what we're talking about! So many tracks released over the years have delivered funny, catchy, or memorable lyrics without driving their audience to tears. Today we're celebrating the famous song lyrics we just can't get enough of, whether they're fun, captivating, or just plain clever. From hit songs to oldies, here are some of the catchiest lyrics ever written! This post may include affiliate links. #1 "And so I wake in the morning and I step outside,
And I take a deep breath and I get real high,
And I scream from the top of my lungs
“What’s going on?” - "What's up?" by 4 Non Blondes Report 57points POST Regal Kitten Regal Kitten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago My morning routine- which is why the neighbors don't like me very much 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 "I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha." - "Wannabe" by Spice Girls Report 56points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago What I really really want is to not have this nightmare song back in my head. 29 29points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? - "Firework" by Katy Perry Report 52points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago finally someone understands me 20 20points reply View more comments #4 "Yes, I like piña coladas,
And gettin' caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food,
I am into champagne." - "Escape" by Rupert Holmes Report 49points POST Just Mer Just Mer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Story of my life 7 7points reply View more comments #5 "I’m too hot (hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman." – "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars Report 44points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago hahahaa 7 7points reply View more comments #6 "If I go there will be trouble,
If I stay it will be double." – "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash Report 43points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago reminds me of stranger things 11 11points reply View more comments #7 "Hello, it's me." - "Hello" by Adele Report 37points POST Do-nut touch da donut Do-nut touch da donut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Hello from the other side!!!! 15 15points reply View more comments #8 "Why you gotta be so rude?
Don’t you know I’m human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I’m gonna marry her anyway." – "Rude" by Magic! Report 36points POST gayFrog gayFrog Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago its Rude by Magic- 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed." - "The Monster" by Eminem and Rihanna Report 34points POST Kristina Kristina Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Yes 7 7points reply View more comments #10 "So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA." - "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts Report 34points POST LH25 LH25 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Clap, clap, clap, clap 18 18points reply View more comments #11 “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” - "Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time" by Panic at the Disco Report 34points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago three only beers it was 13 13points reply View more comments #12 "Before you came into my life,
I missed you so bad." - "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen Report 32points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Girl's a total stalker 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 “There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti!” - "Lose Yourself" by Eminem Report 31points POST Zuleyka Alaniz Zuleyka Alaniz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago (edited) He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs...... (Continue the song) 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 "I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That’s too bad." – "Money Money Money" by Abba Report 30points POST MoMcB MoMcB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Ain't it sad? 10 10points reply #15 "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." - "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang Report 30points POST Patrick Linnen Patrick Linnen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 “You say ‘black’ I say ‘white’
You say ‘bark’ I say ‘bite’
You say ‘shark’ I say ‘hey man ‘Jaws’ was never my scene!’” -
"Bicycle Race" by Queen Report 27points POST Angela Turrall Angela Turrall Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago …And he don’t like Star Wars. 7 7points reply View more comments #17 "Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof." - "Happy" by Pharrell Report 27points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago 5 5points reply View more comments #18 "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains." - "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira Report 26points POST CandiBear CandiBear Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago It's a hard life having mountain boobs... 6 6points reply View more comments #19 "All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"MeRRy Christmas!" - "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" by DPEE Report 25points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago This is bad. But "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" is much worse. make-it-st...9a7417.jpg 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.” - "I Got a Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas Report 23points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago petiton to make it true 5 5points reply #21 "Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh." - "Photograph" by Nickelback Report 22points POST The lesbian knitting panda The lesbian knitting panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago sorry to be that person but LOOK AT THIS GRAPH 15 15points reply View more comments #22 "I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in." - "Rockstar" by Nickelback Report 22points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago With a king size tub big enough for 10 plus me. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 “And I know you love Shrek
Because we’ve watched it 12 times.” - "Wake me up" by Ed Sheeran Report 20points POST august is mentally unstable august is mentally unstable Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago someBODY once told me 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 “I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer
Are we human or are we dancer?” - "Human" by The Killers Report 20points POST Kristina Kristina Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I LOVE THIS SONG 3 3points reply #25 “Watch out where the huskies go, don’t eat the yellow snow.” - "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa Report 19points POST coconut <3 coconut <3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago life advice 8 8points reply View more comments #26 “God must have spent a little more time on you.” - by NSYNC Report 17points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I fell in love with this song 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 "Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby
I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby." - "Just Lose It" by Eminem Report 16points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Sooo fellas! What!? Fellas! What!? Grab ya left nut make ya right one jealous 4 4points reply View more comments #28 “Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pane.” - "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem Report 16points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Just going to stand there and watch me burn that's ok because I like the way it hurts 7 7points reply View more comments #29 “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.” - "All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers Report 16points POST Mark Berry Mark Berry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I hate this line, but I keep singing it 3 3points reply #30 "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." – "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix Report 16points POST Raimei Ai Raimei Ai Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago For the longest time I thought it was "Excuse me while I 'Kiss this guy'" xD 2 2points reply View more comments #31 "I am I said to no one there
And no one heard at all, not even the chair." - " I Am I Said" by Neil Diamond Report 16points POST Lynn Hammer Lynn Hammer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago (edited) If a chair is in a room alone does anyone hear it?? 0 0points reply #32 “What else could I say?
Everyone is gay.” - "Feature" by Nirvana Report 15points POST Chris G Chris G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago It's all apologies not feature 7 7points reply View more comments #33 "I do whatever The Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore." - "The Loophole" by Garfunkel and Oates Report 15points POST Haley Futch Haley Futch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Never heard it, but it's brilliant 3 3points reply View more comments #34 "Girl, your skin is so smooth,
And you smell good just like some new shoes." - "Pillow Talk" by Kid Cudi Report 15points POST Regal Kitten Regal Kitten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago World's greatest pickup line- telling a girl she smells like shoes 16 16points reply #35 "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." - by 50 Cent Report 15points POST coconut <3 coconut <3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago best compliment 3 3points reply View more comments #36 "You ain't a beauty, but hey you're all right." - "Thunder Road" by Bruce Springsteen Report 14points POST Susie Johnson Susie Johnson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Lyrics to that song are awesome poetry 2 2points reply View more comments #37 "Oh man, I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy." - "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen Report 14points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I brought my pencil....give me something to write on, man! 3 3points reply View more comments #38 "I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me.” - "The Last of the Real Ones" by Fall Out Boy Report 13points POST AnnaJ718 AnnaJ718 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago yes. yes I have. 0 0points reply View more comments #39 "And if daddy plays his cards right
He'll bring home your new mommy tonight." - "Lullaby" by Stephen Lynch Report 13points POST Raimei Ai Raimei Ai Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago (edited) Legendary 1 1point reply View more comments #40 “Lightning crashes, a new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor.” - "Lightning Crashes" by Live Report 13points POST Shatice Rucker Shatice Rucker Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Yes 2 2points reply View more comments #41 "You told your mama I'd get you home, but you didn't say I had no car." - "Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin Report 13points POST Susie Johnson Susie Johnson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I saw a lion he was standing alone he had a (forgot the item) in ajar! 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #42 "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball." -
"Champagne Supernova" by Oasis Report 12points POST Senti Senti Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 month ago THAT'S the name of the song????? 0 0points reply View more comments #43 “You gotta’ Prada bag with a lotta’ stuff in it.” - "Getting Jiggy with It" by Will Smith Report 12points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Give it to your friend, lets spin 0 0points reply #44 "Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?" - "Friday" by Rebecca Black Report 12points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I prefer the Bob Dylan version. https://youtu.be/9FISHEO3gsM 0 0points reply #45 "This ain't dinner it's paint thinner." - "My Mom" by Eminem Report 12points POST Susie Johnson Susie Johnson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago !!! 1 1point reply View more comments #46 “New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.” - "Summer Girls" by LFO Report 11points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch 2 2points reply #47 “I know a mouse and he hasn’t got a house. I don’t know why, I call him Gerald.” - "Bike" by Pink Floyd Report 11points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago He really is a nice mouse 4 4points reply #48 "I’ve been watching you!
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long." - "Sweat" by Inner Circle Report 10points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #49 "And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin." - "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty Report 10points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Since its a fifty fifty its partly ur fault too 0 0points reply #50 "Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war." - "Is There Something I Should Know?" by Duran Duran Report 10points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Neat 0 0points reply #51 “If you won’t be my number one,
Number two on you.” - by Roger Miller Report 10points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago uhm... no thank you? 1 1point reply #52 "You say you sleep when you're dead, I'm scared I'll die in my sleep." - “Nobody really cares if you don’t go to the party" - by Courtney Barnett Report 10points POST AnnaJ718 AnnaJ718 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago that's actually cool 0 0points reply #53 "Some people call it a one night stand,
But we can call it paradise." - "Save A Prayer" by Duran Duran Report 10points POST #54 “You own my heart, he just renting.” – "Right By My Side" by Nicki Minaj Report 10points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago well imma need it ba- 1 1point reply #55 "Don't ask me why I smoke
I don't know
But I drink to get drunk." - "Drink to get drunk" by Sia Report 10points POST #56 "I hate your friends and family
They're trying to take you from me
Oops I forgot to take the pill again!" - "Psycho Girlfriend" - by Jessie James Report 10points POST Damaris Gilbert Damaris Gilbert Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago WAIT LIKE THE JESSE JAMES 1 1point reply #57 "I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth." - "Animals" by Nickelback Report 10points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Cuz this is it. Like flippin on a switch. It felt so good i almost drove into the ditch! 0 0points reply View more comments #58 "Darling, will you take my metal hand,
It's cold." - "Chaos Space Marine" by Black Country, New Road Report 10points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago The AI is acting up again, robots dont have feelings 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #59 "After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first, Let me take a selfie." – #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers Report 9points POST #60 "Am I asleep?
No, I’m alive." – "Wild" by Jessie J Report 9points POST #61 "We can't make any promises
Now can we, babe?
But you can make me a drink." - "Delicate" by Taylor Swift Report 9points POST Kristina Kristina Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Huge swiftie here- I second this 2 2points reply #62 “What rhymes with hug me?” - "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke Report 9points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago You really bug me. 7 7points reply View more comments #63 “Get your tongue out of your mouth, because I’m kissing you goodbye,
Bye, Bye. Bye, Bye.” - by Ray Stevens Report 9points POST hanginwithmygnomies hanginwithmygnomies Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago No, thanks, I'd rather keep my tongue, thank you very much. 5 5points reply #64 "Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii." - "My Christmas List" by Simple Plan Report 9points POST layla owliaie layla owliaie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago don't we all want a first class trip to hawaii 0 0points reply #65 "Never go to loud clubs cause it's bad for your ears.
Your friends will all be sorry when they can’t hear." - "YOLO" by The Lonely Island Report 8points POST Ryan Hailey Ryan Hailey Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Love love this song 0 0points reply #66 “Late spring and you’re drifting off to sleep, with your teeth in your mouth.” - "You Are The Everything" by REM Report 8points POST Mark Berry Mark Berry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago So many other, better R.E.M. songs 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #67 "And I met a girl
She asked me her name
I told her what it was." - "Somewhere Else" by Razorlight Report 8points POST The lesbian knitting panda The lesbian knitting panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago oh did you now 0 0points reply #68 “The square root of 69 is 8 something, right?
Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.” - "What's My Name" by Rihanna Report 8points POST Shatice Rucker Shatice Rucker Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Yes feat. Drake 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #69 “Can’t you play my head and not my heart?” – “How Long” by Charlie Puth Report 8points POST #70 "If you ain't a 10, you're a 9.9." - "Drunk On You" by Luke Bryan Report 8points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Tippin and spillin that home made wine on your tied up t shirt 0 0points reply #71 "Your words are like Chinese water torture." - "Déjà vu" by Katy Perry Report 8points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Pfffftttt hahaha 0 0points reply #72 "A rich man once told me
"Hey life's a funny thing"
A poor man once told me
That he can't afford to speak
Now I'm in the middle like a bird without a beak 'cause." - "They Might Be Giants" by Number Three Report 7points POST The Captain The Captain Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Strike that. Reverse it. "Number Three" by They Might Be Giants 0 0points reply #73 "Why you sleeping with your eyes closed?" - "Get on the Bus" by Destiny Child Report 7points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago i don't know actually. I usually sleep with them opened 1 1point reply #74 “Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum.” – "Pop Style" by Drake Report 7points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Channing Tatum 1 1point reply #75 "There's three of us but we're not the Beatles." – "King of Rock" by Run-DMC Report 7points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Yea u are the musketeers 0 0points reply #76 “Take my thong off and my ass go boom!” - "Work It" by Missy Elliott Report 7points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Kept the lights on so you see what i can do 1 1point reply View more comments #77 "There's a girl in the mirror
I wonder who she is" - "Girl In The Mirror" by Britney Spears Report 7points POST #78 "I love you in the morning, so you know it's no lie." - "Why Are Sundays So Depressing" by The Strokes Report 7points POST Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Why ARE Sundays so depressing? I still haven't gotten a satisfactory answer. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #79 "And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs
She's not an intellectual giant....
She'd like to model or maybe act
Or start a magazine
Before she signs any contracts
I think she better learn to read
But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime." -"Airhead" by Thomas Dolby Report 6points POST #80 "Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing
You-you-you're just my type" - "My Type" by Saint Motel Report 6points POST Eli Eli Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Zeus is this you? 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #81 “Sing me a song with social significance.” - by Rose Marie Jun Report 6points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Ask the Politicians 0 0points reply #82 "No, I don't like macaroni
No, you can't cook it for me." - "Macaroni Time" by Chief Keef Report 6points POST The lesbian knitting panda The lesbian knitting panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago why don't you like macaroni? 1 1point reply #83 "I'm afraid you'll run away if I tell you what I wanted to tell you." - "Last First Kiss" by One Direction Report 6points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I absolutely love One Direction 2 2points reply #84 “Ain’t got time to talk, just hi and bye." - "Im So Proud Of You" by Drake Ft. Nicki Minaj Report 6points POST #85 "I'm tired of blood and overpriced bubble gum." - "Symbolistic White Walls" by Matthew Good Report 6points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Me too man, me too... 2 2points reply #86 "I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you." - "I Pray for You" by Jaron and the Long Road to Love Report 5points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago HA! 0 0points reply #87 “Email my heart and say our love will never die.” - "Email My Heart" by Britney Spears Report 5points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Its the AI again trying to evolve 0 0points reply #88 "Smells like a cologne and candy lotion" - "Slumber Party" by Britney Spears Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #89 “Don’t blame the world,
It’s the DJ’s Fault.” - by Cobra Starship Report 5points POST #90 “You're the single item on my list
You're my one and only Christmas wish" - "Only Thing I Ever Get for Christmas" by Justin Bieber Report 5points POST #91 “We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight.” - "Beauty And A Beat" by Justin Bieber Report 5points POST #92 "Aw, you look malnourished
Let's get some bread, fry it in egg, yolk
and drown it in syrup." - "WUSYANAME" by Tyler, The Creator Report 4points POST #93 "I'm stuck in traffic, bumper to bumper, babe." - "Beep Beep" by Little Mix Report 1point POST Patrick Linnen Patrick Linnen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Walk this way! talk this way. - Aerosmith & Run DMC 5 5points reply #94 "England is my city." - "It’s Everyday Bro" by Jake Paul Report -1point POST Jescia Jescia Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago This comment has been deleted. 0 0points reply View more comments Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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Title Update Žydrūnė Trukanavičiūtė Žydrūnė Trukanavičiūtė Author, BoredPanda staff Žydrūnė is a SEO listicles curator. She is a dreamer who likes active free time, nature, loves her friends, books and chips. She like to create surrealistic visual art, so she often watches Photoshop tutorials instead of movies. Also, Žydrūnė can't imagine life without her bicycle. "I am the person who will go to the store by bicycle, even though the distance to it is only 100m." Hates Coca-Cola and Mcdonalds. Read more » Melanie Gervasoni Follow Unfollow Melanie Gervasoni Writer, BoredPanda staff Copywriter and content writer who plans to visit all the countries in the world. Obsessed with oversize hoodies. Very loud, like every Italian.
Melanie spends most of her time in front of a screen, just noting some ideas she could use in her articles. When she's not writing, she watches TV series, plays video games, learns some Spanish (thanks, Duolingo!), and looks for the perfect music playlist on Deezer. Read more » Show All Contributors Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Download Bored Panda app! 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94 Memorable Song Lyrics You Can t Help But Sing Along To
Žydrūnė Trukanavičiūtė andMelanie Gervasoni
Publish Not your original work? Add source A solid structure, a memorable chorus, a catchy title. Tons of elements add up to the recipe for a great song, but lyrics are the one that usually get the most attention. As we know, great song lyrics can make an artist's career - just take a look at Ed Sheeran, Adele, and other songwriters who have won countless awards for their albums. Does this mean that singers must pen deep and meaningful lyrics all the time to make a hit song? Nope, not really. You know when a song gets stuck in your head, and you find yourself humming it non-stop and maybe even dancing to it? That's what we're talking about! So many tracks released over the years have delivered funny, catchy, or memorable lyrics without driving their audience to tears. Today we're celebrating the famous song lyrics we just can't get enough of, whether they're fun, captivating, or just plain clever. From hit songs to oldies, here are some of the catchiest lyrics ever written! This post may include affiliate links. #1 "And so I wake in the morning and I step outside,
And I take a deep breath and I get real high,
And I scream from the top of my lungs
“What’s going on?” - "What's up?" by 4 Non Blondes Report 57points POST Regal Kitten Regal Kitten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago My morning routine- which is why the neighbors don't like me very much 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 "I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha." - "Wannabe" by Spice Girls Report 56points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago What I really really want is to not have this nightmare song back in my head. 29 29points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? - "Firework" by Katy Perry Report 52points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago finally someone understands me 20 20points reply View more comments #4 "Yes, I like piña coladas,
And gettin' caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food,
I am into champagne." - "Escape" by Rupert Holmes Report 49points POST Just Mer Just Mer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Story of my life 7 7points reply View more comments #5 "I’m too hot (hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman." – "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars Report 44points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago hahahaa 7 7points reply View more comments #6 "If I go there will be trouble,
If I stay it will be double." – "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash Report 43points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago reminds me of stranger things 11 11points reply View more comments #7 "Hello, it's me." - "Hello" by Adele Report 37points POST Do-nut touch da donut Do-nut touch da donut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Hello from the other side!!!! 15 15points reply View more comments #8 "Why you gotta be so rude?
Don’t you know I’m human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I’m gonna marry her anyway." – "Rude" by Magic! Report 36points POST gayFrog gayFrog Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago its Rude by Magic- 27 27points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed." - "The Monster" by Eminem and Rihanna Report 34points POST Kristina Kristina Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Yes 7 7points reply View more comments #10 "So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA." - "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts Report 34points POST LH25 LH25 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Clap, clap, clap, clap 18 18points reply View more comments #11 “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” - "Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time" by Panic at the Disco Report 34points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago three only beers it was 13 13points reply View more comments #12 "Before you came into my life,
I missed you so bad." - "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen Report 32points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Girl's a total stalker 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 “There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti!” - "Lose Yourself" by Eminem Report 31points POST Zuleyka Alaniz Zuleyka Alaniz Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago (edited) He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs...... (Continue the song) 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 "I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That’s too bad." – "Money Money Money" by Abba Report 30points POST MoMcB MoMcB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Ain't it sad? 10 10points reply #15 "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." - "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang Report 30points POST Patrick Linnen Patrick Linnen Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 “You say ‘black’ I say ‘white’
You say ‘bark’ I say ‘bite’
You say ‘shark’ I say ‘hey man ‘Jaws’ was never my scene!’” -
"Bicycle Race" by Queen Report 27points POST Angela Turrall Angela Turrall Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago …And he don’t like Star Wars. 7 7points reply View more comments #17 "Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof." - "Happy" by Pharrell Report 27points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago 5 5points reply View more comments #18 "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains." - "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira Report 26points POST CandiBear CandiBear Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago It's a hard life having mountain boobs... 6 6points reply View more comments #19 "All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"MeRRy Christmas!" - "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth" by DPEE Report 25points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago This is bad. But "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" is much worse. make-it-st...9a7417.jpg 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.” - "I Got a Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas Report 23points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago petiton to make it true 5 5points reply #21 "Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh." - "Photograph" by Nickelback Report 22points POST The lesbian knitting panda The lesbian knitting panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago sorry to be that person but LOOK AT THIS GRAPH 15 15points reply View more comments #22 "I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in." - "Rockstar" by Nickelback Report 22points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago With a king size tub big enough for 10 plus me. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #23 “And I know you love Shrek
Because we’ve watched it 12 times.” - "Wake me up" by Ed Sheeran Report 20points POST august is mentally unstable august is mentally unstable Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago someBODY once told me 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 “I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer
Are we human or are we dancer?” - "Human" by The Killers Report 20points POST Kristina Kristina Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I LOVE THIS SONG 3 3points reply #25 “Watch out where the huskies go, don’t eat the yellow snow.” - "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" by Frank Zappa Report 19points POST coconut <3 coconut <3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago life advice 8 8points reply View more comments #26 “God must have spent a little more time on you.” - by NSYNC Report 17points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I fell in love with this song 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 "Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby
I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby." - "Just Lose It" by Eminem Report 16points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Sooo fellas! What!? Fellas! What!? Grab ya left nut make ya right one jealous 4 4points reply View more comments #28 “Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pane.” - "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem Report 16points POST Jade Trosper Jade Trosper Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Just going to stand there and watch me burn that's ok because I like the way it hurts 7 7points reply View more comments #29 “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.” - "All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers Report 16points POST Mark Berry Mark Berry Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I hate this line, but I keep singing it 3 3points reply #30 "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." – "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix Report 16points POST Raimei Ai Raimei Ai Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago For the longest time I thought it was "Excuse me while I 'Kiss this guy'" xD 2 2points reply View more comments #31 "I am I said to no one there
And no one heard at all, not even the chair." - " I Am I Said" by Neil Diamond Report 16points POST Lynn Hammer Lynn Hammer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago (edited) If a chair is in a room alone does anyone hear it?? 0 0points reply #32 “What else could I say?
Everyone is gay.” - "Feature" by Nirvana Report 15points POST Chris G Chris G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago It's all apologies not feature 7 7points reply View more comments #33 "I do whatever The Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore." - "The Loophole" by Garfunkel and Oates Report 15points POST Haley Futch Haley Futch Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Never heard it, but it's brilliant 3 3points reply View more comments #34 "Girl, your skin is so smooth,
And you smell good just like some new shoes." - "Pillow Talk" by Kid Cudi Report 15points POST Regal Kitten Regal Kitten Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago World's greatest pickup line- telling a girl she smells like shoes 16 16points reply #35 "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." - by 50 Cent Report 15points POST coconut <3 coconut <3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago best compliment 3 3points reply View more comments #36 "You ain't a beauty, but hey you're all right." - "Thunder Road" by Bruce Springsteen Report 14points POST Susie Johnson Susie Johnson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Lyrics to that song are awesome poetry 2 2points reply View more comments #37 "Oh man, I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy." - "Hot For Teacher" by Van Halen Report 14points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I brought my pencil....give me something to write on, man! 3 3points reply View more comments #38 "I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me.” - "The Last of the Real Ones" by Fall Out Boy Report 13points POST AnnaJ718 AnnaJ718 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago yes. yes I have. 0 0points reply View more comments #39 "And if daddy plays his cards right
He'll bring home your new mommy tonight." - "Lullaby" by Stephen Lynch Report 13points POST Raimei Ai Raimei Ai Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago (edited) Legendary 1 1point reply View more comments #40 “Lightning crashes, a new mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor.” - "Lightning Crashes" by Live Report 13points POST Shatice Rucker Shatice Rucker Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Yes 2 2points reply View more comments #41 "You told your mama I'd get you home, but you didn't say I had no car." - "Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin Report 13points POST Susie Johnson Susie Johnson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I saw a lion he was standing alone he had a (forgot the item) in ajar! 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #42 "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball." -
"Champagne Supernova" by Oasis Report 12points POST Senti Senti Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 month ago THAT'S the name of the song????? 0 0points reply View more comments #43 “You gotta’ Prada bag with a lotta’ stuff in it.” - "Getting Jiggy with It" by Will Smith Report 12points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Give it to your friend, lets spin 0 0points reply #44 "Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?" - "Friday" by Rebecca Black Report 12points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago I prefer the Bob Dylan version. https://youtu.be/9FISHEO3gsM 0 0points reply #45 "This ain't dinner it's paint thinner." - "My Mom" by Eminem Report 12points POST Susie Johnson Susie Johnson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago !!! 1 1point reply View more comments #46 “New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.” - "Summer Girls" by LFO Report 11points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch 2 2points reply #47 “I know a mouse and he hasn’t got a house. I don’t know why, I call him Gerald.” - "Bike" by Pink Floyd Report 11points POST James016 James016 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago He really is a nice mouse 4 4points reply #48 "I’ve been watching you!
A La La La La Long
A La La La La Long Long
Li Long Long Long." - "Sweat" by Inner Circle Report 10points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #49 "And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin." - "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty Report 10points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Since its a fifty fifty its partly ur fault too 0 0points reply #50 "Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war." - "Is There Something I Should Know?" by Duran Duran Report 10points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Neat 0 0points reply #51 “If you won’t be my number one,
Number two on you.” - by Roger Miller Report 10points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago uhm... no thank you? 1 1point reply #52 "You say you sleep when you're dead, I'm scared I'll die in my sleep." - “Nobody really cares if you don’t go to the party" - by Courtney Barnett Report 10points POST AnnaJ718 AnnaJ718 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago that's actually cool 0 0points reply #53 "Some people call it a one night stand,
But we can call it paradise." - "Save A Prayer" by Duran Duran Report 10points POST #54 “You own my heart, he just renting.” – "Right By My Side" by Nicki Minaj Report 10points POST ButterflyCatcher56 ButterflyCatcher56 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago well imma need it ba- 1 1point reply #55 "Don't ask me why I smoke
I don't know
But I drink to get drunk." - "Drink to get drunk" by Sia Report 10points POST #56 "I hate your friends and family
They're trying to take you from me
Oops I forgot to take the pill again!" - "Psycho Girlfriend" - by Jessie James Report 10points POST Damaris Gilbert Damaris Gilbert Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago WAIT LIKE THE JESSE JAMES 1 1point reply #57 "I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth." - "Animals" by Nickelback Report 10points POST Tangela Young Tangela Young Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Cuz this is it. Like flippin on a switch. It felt so good i almost drove into the ditch! 0 0points reply View more comments #58 "Darling, will you take my metal hand,
It's cold." - "Chaos Space Marine" by Black Country, New Road Report 10points POST Shiroiko Shiroiko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago The AI is acting up again, robots dont have feelings 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #59 "After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first, Let me take a selfie." – #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers Report 9points POST #60 "Am I asleep?
No, I’m alive." – "Wild" by Jessie J Report 9points POST #61 "We can't make any promises
Now can we, babe?
But you can make me a drink." - "Delicate" by Taylor Swift Report 9points POST Kristina Kristina Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Huge swiftie here- I second this 2 2points reply #62 “What rhymes with hug me?” - "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke Report 9points POST Kookamunga Kookamunga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago You really bug me. 7 7points reply View more comments #63 “Get your tongue out of your mouth, because I’m kissing you goodbye,
Bye, Bye. Bye, Bye.” - by Ray Stevens Report 9points POST hanginwithmygnomies hanginwithmygnomies Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago No, thanks, I'd rather keep my tongue, thank you very much. 5 5points reply #64 "Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii." - "My Christmas List" by Simple Plan Report 9points POST layla owliaie layla owliaie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago don't we all want a first class trip to hawaii 0 0points reply #65 "Never go to loud clubs cause it's bad for your ears.
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Title Update Žydrūnė Trukanavičiūtė Žydrūnė Trukanavičiūtė Author, BoredPanda staff Žydrūnė is a SEO listicles curator. She is a dreamer who likes active free time, nature, loves her friends, books and chips. She like to create surrealistic visual art, so she often watches Photoshop tutorials instead of movies. Also, Žydrūnė can't imagine life without her bicycle. "I am the person who will go to the store by bicycle, even though the distance to it is only 100m." Hates Coca-Cola and Mcdonalds. Read more » Melanie Gervasoni Follow Unfollow Melanie Gervasoni Writer, BoredPanda staff Copywriter and content writer who plans to visit all the countries in the world. Obsessed with oversize hoodies. Very loud, like every Italian.
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