99 Minecraft Jokes For The Minecraft Fan In All Of Us
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Bet you thought some topics would have been spared by the wave of dad jokes you can stumble upon during your daily scrolling through the web. But no, this is exactly what it looks like: a collection of the best Minecraft jokes. If, for some reason, you've been living under a rock for the past decade and don't know what Minecraft is, let us explain. It's a sandbox video game about building stuff in a blocky 3D world. You can build whatever you want, from houses to castles and even entire planets, with the resources available in the game. Talented Minecrafters all over the world have built futuristic cities, medieval kingdoms, and even perfect replicas of settings from The Hunger Games and Gotham City! Minecraft is one of the most popular video games in history, with a massive following and sales to match. Becoming a total gaming phenomenon, it's no wonder it's also the best-selling video game of all time. It seems like the only thing that can match how fun the game is, is a good joke about the game itself. We're not even sure how to describe the kind of person who would be into it, but you know what? Don't worry about it. Just know that if you ever feel like Minecraft puns and jokes are your thing, we won't judge you. Enjoy! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister. Report 21points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago *ouch* 5 5points reply View more comments #2 I identify as a creeper from Minecraft. Because I become unstable when people get too close to me. Report 19points POST Screen_Addict Screen_Addict Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago Same. Especially since the pandemic 0 0points reply #3 A Creeper walks into a bar... everyone dies. Report 18points POST #4 I got Minecraft for my girlfriend. Best trade I’ve ever made. Report 17points POST Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 3 weeks ago WOAH THERE! 2 2points reply View more comments #5 I just love the new Minecraft update. It's groundbreaking. Report 16points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago ba dum chig 0 0points reply #6 Minecraft is 10 years old. Older than half the people that play the game. Report 16points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago hehe 5 5points reply View more comments #7 I'm a huge fan of the outdoors. Just today I spent all day on my farm in Minecraft! Report 15points POST #8 What country plays Minecraft the most?
The Netherlands. Report 14points POST Navindu Wijewardena Navindu Wijewardena Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago They also can't sleep there. They go boom 4 4points reply View more comments #9 Who has mind stone?
Minecraft Steve, because he has mined stone. Report 13points POST #10 What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20?
A Redstoner. Report 13points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago was not expecting that. 0 0points reply #11 Why do kids love Minecraft?
Because they are minors. Report 12points POST #12 I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account. So they blocked me. Report 12points POST #13 What is Minecraft?
It's Hitler's lesser-known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more. Report 11points POST Screen_Addict Screen_Addict Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago That's dark 1 1point reply #14 What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bed-rock and roll! Report 11points POST #15 Everyone's excited about the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster. Report 10points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago is there? 0 0points reply #16 What do you call a bunch of redneck Canadians playing Minecraft?
Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks. Report 10points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago hheheheheehheheheh 0 0points reply #17 Me and my wife got married. I proposed via Minecraft. We tied a square knot. Report 10points POST #18 Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
Because the streets are always blocked off! Report 10points POST #19 I named my wood chest "Morning" in Minecraft. So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some "Morning Wood".
(This is an actual thing I have done, it's not just a cheesy joke) Report 9points POST #20 Why was Minecraft the movie canceled?
Because all of the actors wore blockface. Report 9points POST #21 I know how to code in Java.
*Plays Minecraft Report 9points POST #22 What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?
Anether Nether. Report 9points POST #23 What do you call a 25-year-old male who plays Minecraft?
Single. Report 9points POST RoanTheMad RoanTheMad Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago I'm married actually, we play it together. :) 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 What do you call a Minecraft boy band?
New Kids on the Block! Report 9points POST #25 Today I met a child playing Minecraft, with all the sound effects being a single note from a keyboard. A minor mining in A minor. Report 8points POST #26 What's the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft?
Apparently not much based on Notch's twitter. Report 8points POST #27 In what layers can you find Kevin Spacey in Minecraft?
16 and below. Report 8points POST #28 How do Minecraft players avoid getting a sunburn?
They use Sunblock! Report 8points POST #29 How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties! Report 8points POST #30 What did Steve say to Alex?
"I dig you!" Report 8points POST #31 Why doesn't Steve work in an office?
He isn't very good at thinking outside the box. Report 8points POST #32 What do priests and people who date on Minecraft have in common?
They're both really into miners. Report 7points POST #33 I'm writing a book about Minecraft. It's not finished yet, but it has some terrific plot development. Report 7points POST #34 What would happen if Minecraft went communist?
It would be Ourcraft. Report 7points POST #35 What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created Minecraft?
Data. So he can mine it. Report 7points POST #36 I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft. I just conduit. Report 7points POST #37 What's the square root of Minecraft?
There are three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots. Report 7points POST #38 Most blocks in Minecraft are one square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only two square feet?
Whichever one the player's standing on. Report 7points POST #39 Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a Hermit. How dare he make such baseless accusations. Report 7points POST BoredPip BoredPip Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago Hermitcraft? 3 3points reply #40 Why do so many Trumpies end up playing Minecraft?
They were looking for Mein Kampf and got misdirected. Report 7points POST #41 How much better is Minecraft than many other games?
About one notch! Report 7points POST #42 How does Steve measure his shoe size?
In square feet! Report 7points POST #43 How does Steve manage to chop trees down with his bare fists?
Well, how wood I know? Report 7points POST #44 Why don’t some people ever tell Minecraft jokes?
Because people might think they’re square. Report 7points POST #45 I won a Minecraft game without cheating. I did it fair and cube. Report 7points POST #46 I hurt my finger playing Minecraft. It’s okay. Just a minor injury. Report 7points POST #47 What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft?
Cuba. Report 7points POST #48 What do you call Minecraft on mute?
Mimecraft. Report 7points POST #49 You can start a new business in Minecraft. You just have to mine your own business! Report 6points POST #50 Minecraft is not a video game. Real video games have curves. Report 6points POST #51 What is a Minecraft stalker's biggest fear?
Getting blocked. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #52 Why did Steve need mouthwash after destroying the mobs?
Because he had bat breath! Report 6points POST #53 Last night I went to a Creeper party, it was weird, obviously. Report 6points POST #54 Why is Minecraft so popular with kids?
Because they love to hang out on corners. Report 6points POST #55 In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the Nether Lands. Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class. Report 5points POST #56 What is Minecraft called in North Korea?
Ourcraft. Report 5points POST #57 I'm trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft. But it's way too hard. Report 5points POST #58 Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Bromine. Report 5points POST #59 If someone made a sculpture in Minecraft of J-Lo.
Would you name it Jenny from the Block? Report 5points POST #60 What Do You Call A 7-Second Minecraft Video?
Vinecraft. Report 5points POST #61 Notch/Notchless - the whole phone debate thing confuses me. Who cares how much screen space you have if your phone can create Minecraft? Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #62 What's a flat eartherns favorite game?
Minecraft. Report 5points POST #63 What do you get when you cross Kerbal Space Program with Eve Online?
No Man's Minecraft. Report 5points POST #64 Every iPhone X should have Minecraft installed. Since they all have a notch on them. Report 5points POST #65 What do you call Minecraft in Germany?
NEIN-CRAFT! Report 5points POST #66 What’s Steve’s favourite sport?
Boxing! Report 5points POST #67 How does Steve keep fit?
He runs around the block. Report 5points POST #68 Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
Because they are always blocking! Report 5points POST #69 Steve walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve miners!" Report 5points POST #70 What do Minecraft players do at the weekend?
They go to square dances! Report 4points POST #71 Did you hear about the Creeper party?
It was a blast! Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #72 My ocelot was having trouble watching YouTube.
It turns out, the video was just on paws! Report 4points POST #73 Where do miners sleep?
On their bed-rocks! Report 4points POST #74 What did the Enderman say to Steve?
Leave me alone, end-er-mite not kill you! Report 4points POST #75 Why didn't the Enderman cross the road?
Because he teleported instead! Report 4points POST #76 What did the zombie say to the villager?
Nice to eat you! Report 4points POST #77 What is a Creeper’s favorite subject at school?
HisssSSSSStory! Report 4points POST #78 Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside! Report 4points POST #79 Ocelots are like crisps. You can never just have one. Report 4points POST #80 What is a Creeper's favorite food?
Sssssalad. Report 4points POST #81 What time is it when ten ocelots chase a Creeper?
Ten after one. Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #82 Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the end. Report 4points POST #83 Why was there iron and hold in the sailor's boat?
Because the sailor needed oars. Report 4points POST #84 "Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ocelot"
"Ocelot who?"
"Ocelot of questions you do!" Report 4points POST #85 What did Steve say to the skeleton?
"I've got a bone to pick with you!" Report 4points POST #86 How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?
He tickled its funny bone! Report 4points POST #87 Villagers stay fit because they jog around the block. Report 4points POST #88 Where does Steve rent movies?
Blockbuster. Report 4points POST #89 Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft. They’re too gamey. Report 4points POST #90 What did one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft?
Bromine. Report 4points POST #91 What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?
The Blocky Mountains. Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #92 Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars?
If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$. Report 3points POST #93 What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
They grow cubic hair! Report 3points POST #94 Did you hear about that non-cringy Minecraft lets play?
Me neither. Report 3points POST BoredPip BoredPip Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago Come on, there's some great youtubers out there 2 2points reply #95 My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have to build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play. So I got him Minecraft. Report 3points POST #96 Wanna Cornered Beef?
You’ll get it from Minecraft cows. Report 3points POST #97 I'm glad the Minecraft good Fortnite bad trend is over, there's a difference between memes and just telling facts. Report 2points POST #98 Stampy has a fence around his love garden, and I’m dying to get in! Report 1point POST #99 The water problem in Africa is like someone put a sponge block from Minecraft in the stream. Report -1point POST fadedandjaded fadedandjaded Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago what the f*ck 3 3points reply Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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99 Minecraft Jokes For The Minecraft Fan In All Of Us
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Bet you thought some topics would have been spared by the wave of dad jokes you can stumble upon during your daily scrolling through the web. But no, this is exactly what it looks like: a collection of the best Minecraft jokes. If, for some reason, you've been living under a rock for the past decade and don't know what Minecraft is, let us explain. It's a sandbox video game about building stuff in a blocky 3D world. You can build whatever you want, from houses to castles and even entire planets, with the resources available in the game. Talented Minecrafters all over the world have built futuristic cities, medieval kingdoms, and even perfect replicas of settings from The Hunger Games and Gotham City! Minecraft is one of the most popular video games in history, with a massive following and sales to match. Becoming a total gaming phenomenon, it's no wonder it's also the best-selling video game of all time. It seems like the only thing that can match how fun the game is, is a good joke about the game itself. We're not even sure how to describe the kind of person who would be into it, but you know what? Don't worry about it. Just know that if you ever feel like Minecraft puns and jokes are your thing, we won't judge you. Enjoy! This post may include affiliate links. #1 Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister. Report 21points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago *ouch* 5 5points reply View more comments #2 I identify as a creeper from Minecraft. Because I become unstable when people get too close to me. Report 19points POST Screen_Addict Screen_Addict Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago Same. Especially since the pandemic 0 0points reply #3 A Creeper walks into a bar... everyone dies. Report 18points POST #4 I got Minecraft for my girlfriend. Best trade I’ve ever made. Report 17points POST Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 3 weeks ago WOAH THERE! 2 2points reply View more comments #5 I just love the new Minecraft update. It's groundbreaking. Report 16points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago ba dum chig 0 0points reply #6 Minecraft is 10 years old. Older than half the people that play the game. Report 16points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago hehe 5 5points reply View more comments #7 I'm a huge fan of the outdoors. Just today I spent all day on my farm in Minecraft! Report 15points POST #8 What country plays Minecraft the most?
The Netherlands. Report 14points POST Navindu Wijewardena Navindu Wijewardena Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago They also can't sleep there. They go boom 4 4points reply View more comments #9 Who has mind stone?
Minecraft Steve, because he has mined stone. Report 13points POST #10 What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20?
A Redstoner. Report 13points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago was not expecting that. 0 0points reply #11 Why do kids love Minecraft?
Because they are minors. Report 12points POST #12 I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account. So they blocked me. Report 12points POST #13 What is Minecraft?
It's Hitler's lesser-known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more. Report 11points POST Screen_Addict Screen_Addict Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago That's dark 1 1point reply #14 What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bed-rock and roll! Report 11points POST #15 Everyone's excited about the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster. Report 10points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago is there? 0 0points reply #16 What do you call a bunch of redneck Canadians playing Minecraft?
Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks. Report 10points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 days ago hheheheheehheheheh 0 0points reply #17 Me and my wife got married. I proposed via Minecraft. We tied a square knot. Report 10points POST #18 Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
Because the streets are always blocked off! Report 10points POST #19 I named my wood chest "Morning" in Minecraft. So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some "Morning Wood".
(This is an actual thing I have done, it's not just a cheesy joke) Report 9points POST #20 Why was Minecraft the movie canceled?
Because all of the actors wore blockface. Report 9points POST #21 I know how to code in Java.
*Plays Minecraft Report 9points POST #22 What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?
Anether Nether. Report 9points POST #23 What do you call a 25-year-old male who plays Minecraft?
Single. Report 9points POST RoanTheMad RoanTheMad Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago I'm married actually, we play it together. :) 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 What do you call a Minecraft boy band?
New Kids on the Block! Report 9points POST #25 Today I met a child playing Minecraft, with all the sound effects being a single note from a keyboard. A minor mining in A minor. Report 8points POST #26 What's the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft?
Apparently not much based on Notch's twitter. Report 8points POST #27 In what layers can you find Kevin Spacey in Minecraft?
16 and below. Report 8points POST #28 How do Minecraft players avoid getting a sunburn?
They use Sunblock! Report 8points POST #29 How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties! Report 8points POST #30 What did Steve say to Alex?
"I dig you!" Report 8points POST #31 Why doesn't Steve work in an office?
He isn't very good at thinking outside the box. Report 8points POST #32 What do priests and people who date on Minecraft have in common?
They're both really into miners. Report 7points POST #33 I'm writing a book about Minecraft. It's not finished yet, but it has some terrific plot development. Report 7points POST #34 What would happen if Minecraft went communist?
It would be Ourcraft. Report 7points POST #35 What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created Minecraft?
Data. So he can mine it. Report 7points POST #36 I tried and failed to make an underwater breathing machine in Minecraft. I just conduit. Report 7points POST #37 What's the square root of Minecraft?
There are three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots. Report 7points POST #38 Most blocks in Minecraft are one square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only two square feet?
Whichever one the player's standing on. Report 7points POST #39 Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a Hermit. How dare he make such baseless accusations. Report 7points POST BoredPip BoredPip Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago Hermitcraft? 3 3points reply #40 Why do so many Trumpies end up playing Minecraft?
They were looking for Mein Kampf and got misdirected. Report 7points POST #41 How much better is Minecraft than many other games?
About one notch! Report 7points POST #42 How does Steve measure his shoe size?
In square feet! Report 7points POST #43 How does Steve manage to chop trees down with his bare fists?
Well, how wood I know? Report 7points POST #44 Why don’t some people ever tell Minecraft jokes?
Because people might think they’re square. Report 7points POST #45 I won a Minecraft game without cheating. I did it fair and cube. Report 7points POST #46 I hurt my finger playing Minecraft. It’s okay. Just a minor injury. Report 7points POST #47 What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft?
Cuba. Report 7points POST #48 What do you call Minecraft on mute?
Mimecraft. Report 7points POST #49 You can start a new business in Minecraft. You just have to mine your own business! Report 6points POST #50 Minecraft is not a video game. Real video games have curves. Report 6points POST #51 What is a Minecraft stalker's biggest fear?
Getting blocked. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #52 Why did Steve need mouthwash after destroying the mobs?
Because he had bat breath! Report 6points POST #53 Last night I went to a Creeper party, it was weird, obviously. Report 6points POST #54 Why is Minecraft so popular with kids?
Because they love to hang out on corners. Report 6points POST #55 In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the Nether Lands. Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class. Report 5points POST #56 What is Minecraft called in North Korea?
Ourcraft. Report 5points POST #57 I'm trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft. But it's way too hard. Report 5points POST #58 Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Bromine. Report 5points POST #59 If someone made a sculpture in Minecraft of J-Lo.
Would you name it Jenny from the Block? Report 5points POST #60 What Do You Call A 7-Second Minecraft Video?
Vinecraft. Report 5points POST #61 Notch/Notchless - the whole phone debate thing confuses me. Who cares how much screen space you have if your phone can create Minecraft? Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #62 What's a flat eartherns favorite game?
Minecraft. Report 5points POST #63 What do you get when you cross Kerbal Space Program with Eve Online?
No Man's Minecraft. Report 5points POST #64 Every iPhone X should have Minecraft installed. Since they all have a notch on them. Report 5points POST #65 What do you call Minecraft in Germany?
NEIN-CRAFT! Report 5points POST #66 What’s Steve’s favourite sport?
Boxing! Report 5points POST #67 How does Steve keep fit?
He runs around the block. Report 5points POST #68 Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
Because they are always blocking! Report 5points POST #69 Steve walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve miners!" Report 5points POST #70 What do Minecraft players do at the weekend?
They go to square dances! Report 4points POST #71 Did you hear about the Creeper party?
It was a blast! Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #72 My ocelot was having trouble watching YouTube.
It turns out, the video was just on paws! Report 4points POST #73 Where do miners sleep?
On their bed-rocks! Report 4points POST #74 What did the Enderman say to Steve?
Leave me alone, end-er-mite not kill you! Report 4points POST #75 Why didn't the Enderman cross the road?
Because he teleported instead! Report 4points POST #76 What did the zombie say to the villager?
Nice to eat you! Report 4points POST #77 What is a Creeper’s favorite subject at school?
HisssSSSSStory! Report 4points POST #78 Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside! Report 4points POST #79 Ocelots are like crisps. You can never just have one. Report 4points POST #80 What is a Creeper's favorite food?
Sssssalad. Report 4points POST #81 What time is it when ten ocelots chase a Creeper?
Ten after one. Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #82 Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the end. Report 4points POST #83 Why was there iron and hold in the sailor's boat?
Because the sailor needed oars. Report 4points POST #84 "Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ocelot"
"Ocelot who?"
"Ocelot of questions you do!" Report 4points POST #85 What did Steve say to the skeleton?
"I've got a bone to pick with you!" Report 4points POST #86 How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?
He tickled its funny bone! Report 4points POST #87 Villagers stay fit because they jog around the block. Report 4points POST #88 Where does Steve rent movies?
Blockbuster. Report 4points POST #89 Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft. They’re too gamey. Report 4points POST #90 What did one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft?
Bromine. Report 4points POST #91 What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?
The Blocky Mountains. Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #92 Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars?
If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$. Report 3points POST #93 What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
They grow cubic hair! Report 3points POST #94 Did you hear about that non-cringy Minecraft lets play?
Me neither. Report 3points POST BoredPip BoredPip Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago Come on, there's some great youtubers out there 2 2points reply #95 My son wanted an intense, hardcore game, where you have to build awesome bases, fight monsters, and online play. So I got him Minecraft. Report 3points POST #96 Wanna Cornered Beef?
You’ll get it from Minecraft cows. Report 3points POST #97 I'm glad the Minecraft good Fortnite bad trend is over, there's a difference between memes and just telling facts. Report 2points POST #98 Stampy has a fence around his love garden, and I’m dying to get in! Report 1point POST #99 The water problem in Africa is like someone put a sponge block from Minecraft in the stream. Report -1point POST fadedandjaded fadedandjaded Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 weeks ago what the f*ck 3 3points reply Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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