Nerdy Pick Up Lines To Strike A Conversation With A Fellow Nerd
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Publish Not your original work? Add source In modern culture, the word "nerd" is usually used to describe someone who is intellectual but socially awkward and often has an obsessive passion for something. This could be a TV show, a game, or the history of one small ancient Egyptian town. For whatever reason, some people think that calling someone a nerd is derogatory, but you know what, if there is something that makes you happy and genuinely interests you, don't mind anyone else, just enjoy what you like. You can use your knowledge to create some clever pick-up lines. And if the person you're trying to impress happens to also like the same thing, that gives you bonus points. A word of warning though. If you use pick-up lines when meeting someone for the first time, make sure they don't make the other person uncomfortable. You do want them to like you, right? So maybe bold pick-up lines shouldn't open the conversation, unless you are completely sure your counterpart won't mind them. Funny pick-up lines are a great tool to break the ice, but don't forget that humor is rather subjective, and even if you can't stop laughing at your own joke, someone else might find that you make rather cheesy pick-up lines. So assess your words carefully. In this article, we've collected the best pick-up lines for a flirty conversation with nerds. In your opinion, what are some good pick-up lines if you want to impress someone you just met? Do you have a go-to nerdy pick-up line that you are particularly proud of making up? This post may include affiliate links. #1 I’m learning about important dates in history.
Wanna be one of them? Report 14points POST #2 I’m no photographer but I can picture us together. Report 13points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago With a chalk outline around our bodies. 1 1point reply View more comments #3 You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming. Report 12points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago And produce too much methane gas. 1 1point reply #4 You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Report 12points POST dxisy xo dxisy xo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago ;) 0 0points reply #5 Forget hydrogen – you’re my number one element. Report 11points POST #6 I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away! Report 11points POST #7 Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you.
And according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too. Report 11points POST #8 Wow, you breathe oxygen too?
We already have so much in common. Report 11points POST #9 Did we have class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. Report 11points POST #10 People call me Steve, but you can call me tonight… Report 10points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago But why do people call me Steve? My name is Nathaniel. But you can call me tonight. 1 1point reply #11 Are you from the cosmos?
Because you’re simply heavenly. Report 9points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago And full of dark energy. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 Be right back, I have to call NASA and tell them I’m talking to the most beautiful thing in the universe. Report 9points POST #13 You and a blue moon have something in common — you’re both rare finds in this universe. Report 9points POST #14 I used to think the moon was the prettiest thing in the universe — until I saw your smile. Report 9points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago I used to think your smile was the prettiest thing in the universe ----- Until I saw Uranus. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Can you solve this equation: you + me + dinner Friday night = ? Report 9points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Dead body in a ditch? 3 3points reply #16 Our love is like dividing by zero — you can’t define it. Report 9points POST #17 Forget the Golden Snitch — you’re the best catch out there. Report 9points POST #18 Are you a high test score?
Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents. Report 9points POST #19 Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron. Report 9points POST Amanda Haines Amanda Haines Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Ew. 0 0points reply View more comments #20 You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles. Report 9points POST #21 I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away. Report 9points POST #22 We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together. Report 9points POST #23 You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction. Report 8points POST #24 Girl, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase…
So I could unzip those genes. Report 8points POST #25 Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you I smile. Report 8points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I freeze, try to look normal, panic, and wonder where my arms should be. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere. Report 8points POST #27 Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I’m feeling a connection. Report 8points POST #28 Wow baby, you overclock my processor! Report 8points POST #29 I wish Uranium and Iodine had similar atomic numbers — that way, U and I would be next to one another. Report 8points POST #30 You seem really gneiss. Report 8points POST #31 Is this a chemical reaction?
Because I feel a new bond forming. Report 8points POST #32 Want to create a metamorphic rock with all this heat between us? Report 8points POST #33 If this goes well, you and Saturn will have something in common — you’ll both have giant rings. Report 8points POST #34 Wow, did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Report 8points POST #35 I never was good at trigonometry, but I could study your angles all day. Report 8points POST #36 Your beauty is unparalleled. Report 8points POST #37 Wait, I think I have your email address already — isn’t it [email protected]? Report 8points POST #38 Are you a computer keyboard?
Because you’re just my type. Report 8points POST #39 Are you hitting the F5 key right now?
Because our conversation is refreshing. Report 8points POST #40 You and Google have something in common: you have everything I’m searching for. Report 8points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Just don't ask what I use my Google to search for. 0 0points reply #41 Sorry, I thought you were Pikachu — you know, since you’re shockingly beautiful. Report 8points POST #42 Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy. Report 8points POST #43 Can I plug my solution into your equation? Report 8points POST #44 You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you. Report 8points POST #45 Can I be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state? Report 7points POST #46 I’d call our bond covalent — it’s pretty strong. Report 7points POST #47 Let’s treat this between us like Newton’s First Law and keep it in motion. Report 7points POST #48 Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you. Report 7points POST #49 I’d share my network with you any day. Report 7points POST #50 I don’t want to .wav goodbye just yet. Report 7points POST #51 I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me. Report 7points POST #52 I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile. Report 7points POST #53 You’re more special than relativity. Report 7points POST #54 My love for you goes on like the value of pi. Report 7points POST #55 If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me? Report 7points POST #56 Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too. Report 7points POST #57 My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now, because you’re making me happy! Report 7points POST #58 Let’s make love like Pi, girl – irrational and never-ending! Report 6points POST #59 You must be a red blood cell, because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart. Report 6points POST #60 Is this a trick?
Because you’re such a treat! Report 6points POST #61 See my friend over there?
He wants to know if you think I’m cute. Report 6points POST #62 If I went binary, you’d be my number one. Report 6points POST #63 Is the airport somewhere around here, or is it just my heart I feel taking off? Report 6points POST #64 Excuse me, but can you empty your pockets please?
I believe you’ve stolen my heart. Report 6points POST #65 Is your dad an astronaut?
Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Report 6points POST #66 Are you into chess?
Because I think you’ve just met your match. Report 6points POST #67 I’m not a grocery item, but I can tell when you’re checking me out. Report 6points POST #68 Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe. Report 6points POST #69 You still use Internet Explorer?
You must like it nice and slow. Report 6points POST #70 I swear, I won’t take our love for granite. Report 6points POST #71 I have all these extra electrons — mind if I give you some and create a spark? Report 6points POST #72 If you love water, good news — you already love 60 percent of me. Report 6points POST #73 Well, call me an archaeologist because I’m really digging you. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago You are old, dusty and crusty, covered in a thousand years of dirt. 0 0points reply #74 I went to the doctor and, turns out, I don’t have osteoporosis — you just make me weak in the knees. Report 6points POST #75 Are you an appendix?
Because I think I should take you out. Report 6points POST #76 You must be a supernova because you’re the hottest thing in the universe. Report 6points POST #77 Look up at the sky — you see all the stars?
That’s how many times I’ve thought of you today. Report 6points POST #78 Are you the sun?
Because you’re the center of my universe. Report 6points POST #79 Star light, star bright, won’t you accept this date with me tonight? Report 6points POST #80 You’re the moon to my tide — I can feel your pull wherever I am. Report 6points POST #81 Are you a black hole?
Because I can’t help but feel your powerful pull. Report 6points POST #82 You could say I’m your satellite because I orbit around you. Report 6points POST #83 The universe is complex, beautiful, and fascinating — do you ever get jealous that it’s copying you? Report 6points POST #84 I hear you like math, so tell me: what does you + me equal? Report 6points POST #85 I hear you like numbers. Want to add yours to my phone? Report 6points POST #86 I did the math, and it’s true: there’s a 100% chance of you and I going out this weekend. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #87 Are you the square root of -1?
Because you can’t be real. Report 6points POST #88 If you were a triangle, you’d definitely be acute. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Stop being so obtuse. 0 0points reply #89 You must be a 90-degree angle because you’re looking right. Report 6points POST #90 Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of numbers.
The only one I really care about is yours. Report 6points POST #91 Our relationship is like a mouse — it just clicks. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Now play with my scroll button. 0 0points reply #92 You’re an A++. Report 6points POST #93 You can put down your firewall — I won’t hack your heart. Report 6points POST #94 There’s plenty of storage in my heart for you. Report 6points POST #95 Don’t worry — our future date won’t clear all my cache. Report 6points POST #96 Yoda only one for me. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Because you are small, green, wrinkly and ancient. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #97 Funny, I lost my queen last game… But I think I just found her again. (For chess players) Report 6points POST #98 Some people may want to catch them all, but all I want to catch is your heart. (For Pokémon fans) Report 6points POST #99 Want to be my player 2? Report 6points POST #100 Are you a magician?
Because when I see you, everything else seems to disappear. Report 6points POST #101 It looks like I’m down to one heart — is it okay if I have yours? Report 6points POST #102 You are my density! Report 6points POST #103 Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the One. Report 6points POST #104 Go with me and you’ll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. Report 6points POST #105 You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life. Report 6points POST #106 You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #107 Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belongs to you. Report 6points POST #108 You’ve got more curves than a triple integral. Report 6points POST #109 If you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y? Report 6points POST #110 Can I have your significant digits? Report 6points POST #111 Whenever you and I get together, it’s like a superposition of 2 waves in phase. Report 6points POST #112 You must be related to Nikola Tesla, because you’re electrifying. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Also you have a strange attraction to pigeons. -1 -1point reply #113 Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate. Report 6points POST #114 I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart. Report 6points POST #115 Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you. Report 6points POST #116 It’s a good thing I brought my library card with me, because I’m checkin’ you out! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #117 I’m not being obtuse but you’re acute girl. Report 5points POST #118 Do you have any raisins?
No? Then how about a date? Report 5points POST #119 You’re so hot girl, you turn my software into hardware. Report 5points POST #120 If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction. Report 5points POST #121 Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? Report 5points POST #122 I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. Report 5points POST #123 Do you have a quarter?
My mom told me to phone home when I met the girl of my dreams. Report 5points POST #124 If I were a function you’d be my asymptote.
I always tend towards you. Report 5points POST #125 Hey girl, what’s your sine?
It must be pi/2 because you are the 1. Report 5points POST #126 You must have strongly moving electric charges.
‘Cause you’re quite attractive. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #127 If I were a neurotransmitter, I’d be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. Report 5points POST #128 My love for you is like a concave up function.
‘Cause it’s always increasing. Report 5points POST #129 Is your nickname glucose?
Because you’re pretty darn sweet. Report 5points POST #130 I have my ion you. Report 5points POST #131 Call me a proton — because I’m positive you’re the one. Report 5points POST #132 Are you a heart palpitation?
Because you make my heart skip a beat. Report 5points POST #133 I guess the stars and I have something in common — we’re falling for you. Report 5points POST #134 Sirius’ light is nothing compared to yours. Report 5points POST #135 There’s a rocket ship with your name on it, and it’s heading straight for my heart. Report 5points POST #136 You’re sweeter than 3.14. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #137 What do our love story and the number five have in common?
They’re both rational. Report 5points POST #138 I really don’t like fractions — will you be my other half and make me whole? Report 5points POST #139 You and a calculator have one thing in common: you give me the answers I’ve been looking for. Report 5points POST #140 You and the number 28 have something in common — you’re both perfect. Report 5points POST #141 What does our attraction to one another and 7x have in common?
They’re both exponentially growing. Report 5points POST #142 You know, in school I was always told to find x when doing math, but I’m glad I found u this time. Report 5points POST #143 Want to meet over some JavaScript later? Report 5points POST #144 The only space that should be between us is the space bar. Report 5points POST #145 I just searched my symptoms online and, turns out, I’ve been bitten by the love bug. Report 5points POST #146 I don’t think I can compress my feelings for you in one file. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #147 Care to accept my cookies? Report 5points POST #148 My head is like a disc in a CD-ROM when I’m around you — constantly spinning. Report 5points POST #149 Your homepage or mine? Report 5points POST #150 Is your phaser set to stunning? (For Star Trek fans) Report 5points POST #151 Talk nerdy to me. Report 5points POST #152 I lava you!
Do you lava me? Report 5points POST #153 You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear. Report 5points POST #154 You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar. Report 5points POST #155 I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you. Report 5points POST #156 Me without you is like a nerd without braces. Report 5points POST #157 I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
Now, I can’t get past “u.” Report 5points POST #158 Hey girl, are you gold?
Because I’m in Au of your beauty. Report 5points POST #159 If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair. Report 5points POST #160 You’re sweeter than fructose. Report 5points POST #161 I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day. Report 5points POST #162 I am cosine squared and you are sine squared.
Together, we are one. Report 5points POST #163 Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen. Report 5points POST #164 I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number? Report 5points POST #165 Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. Report 5points POST #166 Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us? Report 5points POST #167 Hey hon, are you made of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable. Report 5points POST #168 Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s. Report 5points POST #169 Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number? Report 5points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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Nerdy Pick-Up Lines To Strike A Conversation With A Fellow Nerd
Linas Simonaitis andMarisha Kazaryan
Publish Not your original work? Add source In modern culture, the word "nerd" is usually used to describe someone who is intellectual but socially awkward and often has an obsessive passion for something. This could be a TV show, a game, or the history of one small ancient Egyptian town. For whatever reason, some people think that calling someone a nerd is derogatory, but you know what, if there is something that makes you happy and genuinely interests you, don't mind anyone else, just enjoy what you like. You can use your knowledge to create some clever pick-up lines. And if the person you're trying to impress happens to also like the same thing, that gives you bonus points. A word of warning though. If you use pick-up lines when meeting someone for the first time, make sure they don't make the other person uncomfortable. You do want them to like you, right? So maybe bold pick-up lines shouldn't open the conversation, unless you are completely sure your counterpart won't mind them. Funny pick-up lines are a great tool to break the ice, but don't forget that humor is rather subjective, and even if you can't stop laughing at your own joke, someone else might find that you make rather cheesy pick-up lines. So assess your words carefully. In this article, we've collected the best pick-up lines for a flirty conversation with nerds. In your opinion, what are some good pick-up lines if you want to impress someone you just met? Do you have a go-to nerdy pick-up line that you are particularly proud of making up? This post may include affiliate links. #1 I’m learning about important dates in history.
Wanna be one of them? Report 14points POST #2 I’m no photographer but I can picture us together. Report 13points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago With a chalk outline around our bodies. 1 1point reply View more comments #3 You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming. Report 12points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago And produce too much methane gas. 1 1point reply #4 You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Report 12points POST dxisy xo dxisy xo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago ;) 0 0points reply #5 Forget hydrogen – you’re my number one element. Report 11points POST #6 I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away! Report 11points POST #7 Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you.
And according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too. Report 11points POST #8 Wow, you breathe oxygen too?
We already have so much in common. Report 11points POST #9 Did we have class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. Report 11points POST #10 People call me Steve, but you can call me tonight… Report 10points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago But why do people call me Steve? My name is Nathaniel. But you can call me tonight. 1 1point reply #11 Are you from the cosmos?
Because you’re simply heavenly. Report 9points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago And full of dark energy. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #12 Be right back, I have to call NASA and tell them I’m talking to the most beautiful thing in the universe. Report 9points POST #13 You and a blue moon have something in common — you’re both rare finds in this universe. Report 9points POST #14 I used to think the moon was the prettiest thing in the universe — until I saw your smile. Report 9points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago I used to think your smile was the prettiest thing in the universe ----- Until I saw Uranus. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 Can you solve this equation: you + me + dinner Friday night = ? Report 9points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Dead body in a ditch? 3 3points reply #16 Our love is like dividing by zero — you can’t define it. Report 9points POST #17 Forget the Golden Snitch — you’re the best catch out there. Report 9points POST #18 Are you a high test score?
Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents. Report 9points POST #19 Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron. Report 9points POST Amanda Haines Amanda Haines Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Ew. 0 0points reply View more comments #20 You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles. Report 9points POST #21 I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away. Report 9points POST #22 We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together. Report 9points POST #23 You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction. Report 8points POST #24 Girl, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase…
So I could unzip those genes. Report 8points POST #25 Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you I smile. Report 8points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I freeze, try to look normal, panic, and wonder where my arms should be. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere. Report 8points POST #27 Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I’m feeling a connection. Report 8points POST #28 Wow baby, you overclock my processor! Report 8points POST #29 I wish Uranium and Iodine had similar atomic numbers — that way, U and I would be next to one another. Report 8points POST #30 You seem really gneiss. Report 8points POST #31 Is this a chemical reaction?
Because I feel a new bond forming. Report 8points POST #32 Want to create a metamorphic rock with all this heat between us? Report 8points POST #33 If this goes well, you and Saturn will have something in common — you’ll both have giant rings. Report 8points POST #34 Wow, did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Report 8points POST #35 I never was good at trigonometry, but I could study your angles all day. Report 8points POST #36 Your beauty is unparalleled. Report 8points POST #37 Wait, I think I have your email address already — isn’t it [email protected]? Report 8points POST #38 Are you a computer keyboard?
Because you’re just my type. Report 8points POST #39 Are you hitting the F5 key right now?
Because our conversation is refreshing. Report 8points POST #40 You and Google have something in common: you have everything I’m searching for. Report 8points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Just don't ask what I use my Google to search for. 0 0points reply #41 Sorry, I thought you were Pikachu — you know, since you’re shockingly beautiful. Report 8points POST #42 Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy. Report 8points POST #43 Can I plug my solution into your equation? Report 8points POST #44 You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you. Report 8points POST #45 Can I be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state? Report 7points POST #46 I’d call our bond covalent — it’s pretty strong. Report 7points POST #47 Let’s treat this between us like Newton’s First Law and keep it in motion. Report 7points POST #48 Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you. Report 7points POST #49 I’d share my network with you any day. Report 7points POST #50 I don’t want to .wav goodbye just yet. Report 7points POST #51 I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me. Report 7points POST #52 I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile. Report 7points POST #53 You’re more special than relativity. Report 7points POST #54 My love for you goes on like the value of pi. Report 7points POST #55 If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me? Report 7points POST #56 Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too. Report 7points POST #57 My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now, because you’re making me happy! Report 7points POST #58 Let’s make love like Pi, girl – irrational and never-ending! Report 6points POST #59 You must be a red blood cell, because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart. Report 6points POST #60 Is this a trick?
Because you’re such a treat! Report 6points POST #61 See my friend over there?
He wants to know if you think I’m cute. Report 6points POST #62 If I went binary, you’d be my number one. Report 6points POST #63 Is the airport somewhere around here, or is it just my heart I feel taking off? Report 6points POST #64 Excuse me, but can you empty your pockets please?
I believe you’ve stolen my heart. Report 6points POST #65 Is your dad an astronaut?
Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Report 6points POST #66 Are you into chess?
Because I think you’ve just met your match. Report 6points POST #67 I’m not a grocery item, but I can tell when you’re checking me out. Report 6points POST #68 Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe. Report 6points POST #69 You still use Internet Explorer?
You must like it nice and slow. Report 6points POST #70 I swear, I won’t take our love for granite. Report 6points POST #71 I have all these extra electrons — mind if I give you some and create a spark? Report 6points POST #72 If you love water, good news — you already love 60 percent of me. Report 6points POST #73 Well, call me an archaeologist because I’m really digging you. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago You are old, dusty and crusty, covered in a thousand years of dirt. 0 0points reply #74 I went to the doctor and, turns out, I don’t have osteoporosis — you just make me weak in the knees. Report 6points POST #75 Are you an appendix?
Because I think I should take you out. Report 6points POST #76 You must be a supernova because you’re the hottest thing in the universe. Report 6points POST #77 Look up at the sky — you see all the stars?
That’s how many times I’ve thought of you today. Report 6points POST #78 Are you the sun?
Because you’re the center of my universe. Report 6points POST #79 Star light, star bright, won’t you accept this date with me tonight? Report 6points POST #80 You’re the moon to my tide — I can feel your pull wherever I am. Report 6points POST #81 Are you a black hole?
Because I can’t help but feel your powerful pull. Report 6points POST #82 You could say I’m your satellite because I orbit around you. Report 6points POST #83 The universe is complex, beautiful, and fascinating — do you ever get jealous that it’s copying you? Report 6points POST #84 I hear you like math, so tell me: what does you + me equal? Report 6points POST #85 I hear you like numbers. Want to add yours to my phone? Report 6points POST #86 I did the math, and it’s true: there’s a 100% chance of you and I going out this weekend. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #87 Are you the square root of -1?
Because you can’t be real. Report 6points POST #88 If you were a triangle, you’d definitely be acute. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Stop being so obtuse. 0 0points reply #89 You must be a 90-degree angle because you’re looking right. Report 6points POST #90 Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of numbers.
The only one I really care about is yours. Report 6points POST #91 Our relationship is like a mouse — it just clicks. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Now play with my scroll button. 0 0points reply #92 You’re an A++. Report 6points POST #93 You can put down your firewall — I won’t hack your heart. Report 6points POST #94 There’s plenty of storage in my heart for you. Report 6points POST #95 Don’t worry — our future date won’t clear all my cache. Report 6points POST #96 Yoda only one for me. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Because you are small, green, wrinkly and ancient. 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #97 Funny, I lost my queen last game… But I think I just found her again. (For chess players) Report 6points POST #98 Some people may want to catch them all, but all I want to catch is your heart. (For Pokémon fans) Report 6points POST #99 Want to be my player 2? Report 6points POST #100 Are you a magician?
Because when I see you, everything else seems to disappear. Report 6points POST #101 It looks like I’m down to one heart — is it okay if I have yours? Report 6points POST #102 You are my density! Report 6points POST #103 Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the One. Report 6points POST #104 Go with me and you’ll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. Report 6points POST #105 You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life. Report 6points POST #106 You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #107 Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base belongs to you. Report 6points POST #108 You’ve got more curves than a triple integral. Report 6points POST #109 If you’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y? Report 6points POST #110 Can I have your significant digits? Report 6points POST #111 Whenever you and I get together, it’s like a superposition of 2 waves in phase. Report 6points POST #112 You must be related to Nikola Tesla, because you’re electrifying. Report 6points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Also you have a strange attraction to pigeons. -1 -1point reply #113 Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate. Report 6points POST #114 I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart. Report 6points POST #115 Why would I need to know about the solar system?
My whole world revolves around you. Report 6points POST #116 It’s a good thing I brought my library card with me, because I’m checkin’ you out! Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #117 I’m not being obtuse but you’re acute girl. Report 5points POST #118 Do you have any raisins?
No? Then how about a date? Report 5points POST #119 You’re so hot girl, you turn my software into hardware. Report 5points POST #120 If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction. Report 5points POST #121 Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? Report 5points POST #122 I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. Report 5points POST #123 Do you have a quarter?
My mom told me to phone home when I met the girl of my dreams. Report 5points POST #124 If I were a function you’d be my asymptote.
I always tend towards you. Report 5points POST #125 Hey girl, what’s your sine?
It must be pi/2 because you are the 1. Report 5points POST #126 You must have strongly moving electric charges.
‘Cause you’re quite attractive. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #127 If I were a neurotransmitter, I’d be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. Report 5points POST #128 My love for you is like a concave up function.
‘Cause it’s always increasing. Report 5points POST #129 Is your nickname glucose?
Because you’re pretty darn sweet. Report 5points POST #130 I have my ion you. Report 5points POST #131 Call me a proton — because I’m positive you’re the one. Report 5points POST #132 Are you a heart palpitation?
Because you make my heart skip a beat. Report 5points POST #133 I guess the stars and I have something in common — we’re falling for you. Report 5points POST #134 Sirius’ light is nothing compared to yours. Report 5points POST #135 There’s a rocket ship with your name on it, and it’s heading straight for my heart. Report 5points POST #136 You’re sweeter than 3.14. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #137 What do our love story and the number five have in common?
They’re both rational. Report 5points POST #138 I really don’t like fractions — will you be my other half and make me whole? Report 5points POST #139 You and a calculator have one thing in common: you give me the answers I’ve been looking for. Report 5points POST #140 You and the number 28 have something in common — you’re both perfect. Report 5points POST #141 What does our attraction to one another and 7x have in common?
They’re both exponentially growing. Report 5points POST #142 You know, in school I was always told to find x when doing math, but I’m glad I found u this time. Report 5points POST #143 Want to meet over some JavaScript later? Report 5points POST #144 The only space that should be between us is the space bar. Report 5points POST #145 I just searched my symptoms online and, turns out, I’ve been bitten by the love bug. Report 5points POST #146 I don’t think I can compress my feelings for you in one file. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #147 Care to accept my cookies? Report 5points POST #148 My head is like a disc in a CD-ROM when I’m around you — constantly spinning. Report 5points POST #149 Your homepage or mine? Report 5points POST #150 Is your phaser set to stunning? (For Star Trek fans) Report 5points POST #151 Talk nerdy to me. Report 5points POST #152 I lava you!
Do you lava me? Report 5points POST #153 You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear. Report 5points POST #154 You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar. Report 5points POST #155 I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you. Report 5points POST #156 Me without you is like a nerd without braces. Report 5points POST #157 I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
Now, I can’t get past “u.” Report 5points POST #158 Hey girl, are you gold?
Because I’m in Au of your beauty. Report 5points POST #159 If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair. Report 5points POST #160 You’re sweeter than fructose. Report 5points POST #161 I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day. Report 5points POST #162 I am cosine squared and you are sine squared.
Together, we are one. Report 5points POST #163 Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen. Report 5points POST #164 I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number? Report 5points POST #165 Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. Report 5points POST #166 Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us? Report 5points POST #167 Hey hon, are you made of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable. Report 5points POST #168 Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s. Report 5points POST #169 Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number? Report 5points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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