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Publish Not your original work? Add source I used to think that accountants were the most serious, no-nonsense people on the planet. I mean, numbers. And taxes. And all the responsibility that follows when you deal with money. See? There's simply no room left for fun. That's why the very existence of accountant jokes seemed unreal to me. As I later learned, it is not like that at all. If you think that only desperate people make tax jokes, you may have a point, but also imagine how much accountants and any professionals who work in finance enjoy them. Also, it turns out that accounting puns are not as difficult to understand as they might seem in the beginning, and they're definitely not as difficult as any accounting software. If you don't know where to start, ask some of your friends who are in accounting, or even your co-workers from the financial department, to share funny accounting memes with you. You might not immediately understand them, as some of them may lean on professional knowledge, but don't be shy to ask. Accountants are used to explaining things. Also, there are always the finance jokes that we common people make. I hear accountants find them amusing. After a while, you'll progress to properly enjoying audit jokes, even if you have no idea how to conduct an audit. To give you some practice, we collected jokes about accountants. Share them with your friends in the finance industry, and if they tell you more jokes, put them in the comments. This post may include affiliate links. #1 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Report 11points POST #2 An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says.
“Have you tried counting sheep?”, inquires the doctor.
"That’s the problem — I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." Report 11points POST #3 If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, all she has to say is “Dear, tell me about your day at work.” Report 10points POST #4 How did the CPA break her leg?
She lost her balance. Report 10points POST #5 What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don’t understand. Report 9points POST #6 There are two steps to creating a successful accounting business:
(1) Don’t tell them everything that you know.
(2) [redacted] Report 8points POST #7 How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many did it take last year? Report 8points POST Russ Kincade Russ Kincade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change. 1 1point reply #8 I received a letter from the IRS telling me I committed tax fraud.
They must have the wrong address because I have never paid taxes in my life. Report 8points POST #9 Did you ever notice when you put the words “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs?!” Report 8points POST #10 Nothing makes a person more humble about their income than to fill out a tax form. Report 8points POST Russ Kincade Russ Kincade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago It is way easier now with Turbotax that it used to be with paper forms! 0 0points reply #11 You know when a tax accountant has been overworked when you ask what time it is, they answer, “It’s 10:99.” Report 8points POST #12 What do accountants do for fun?
Add the telephone book. Report 8points POST #13 How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
The Net Present Value. Report 7points POST #14 Have you heard the one about the fun accountant?
Me neither. Report 7points POST #15 What do you call an accountant without a calculator?
Lonely. Report 7points POST #16 What’s the difference between lawyers and accountants?
Accountants know they’re boring. Report 7points POST #17 When do accountants fall over?
When they lose their balance. Report 7points POST #18 Which superhero pays no tax?
Spiderman, all his income is net. Report 7points POST #19 What do the IRS, a mugger, and your kids have in common?
They all take your money. Report 7points POST #20 I was told when I bought solar panels for my house, they would be free because of the tax breaks. Does this mean they are on the house? Report 7points POST #21 Seen on the T-shirt of an IRS tax agent: "We’ve got what it takes to take what you got." Report 7points POST #22 Why did the IRS audit the chiropractor?
He owed back taxes. Report 7points POST #23 After I spoke with the tax auditor, I slept like a baby.
I woke up every hour and cried. Report 7points POST #24 What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
Lazy. Report 7points POST #25 How do accountants make a bold fashion statement?
Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey. Report 7points POST #26 Why are accountants so cool, calm, and collected?
They have strong internal controls. Report 6points POST #27 What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost. Report 6points POST #28 What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card. Report 6points POST #29 How does a pirate report treasure on his taxes?
On a schedule sea! Report 6points POST #30 There are three types of tax forms: short, long, and surrender. Report 6points POST #31 Something you’ll never hear on tax day: "Taxes are liberating! They free you from the burden of deciding how to spend your own money." Report 6points POST #32 What do a pelican, a vulture, and the IRS have in common?
They all have big bills. Report 6points POST #33 My friend just became a full-time accountant. From now on, his days are numbered! Report 6points POST #34 What do you get when you cross a tax accountant and a jet airplane?
Boring 747. Report 6points POST #35 What would an accountant want for a superpower?
Telepathy with an excel spreadsheet. Report 6points POST #36 The best things in life are free — plus tax, of course. Report 6points POST #37 How do you know when an accountant’s having a mid-life crisis?
He gets a faster calculator. Report 6points POST #38 Did you hear about the shy and retiring accountant?
The accountant is $1 million shy and hence is retiring. Report 6points POST #39 What do accountants like most about the weekends?
They get to wear casual clothes to work! Report 5points POST #40 Seen on a sign in the accounting firm: Its accrual world out there. Report 5points POST #41 How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted?
He looks at your shoes when talking to you instead of looking at his own. Report 5points POST #42 A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had six months to live. “Oh my God!”, said the woman. “What shall I do?”
“Marry an accountant,” suggested the doctor.
“Why?”, asked the woman. “Will that make me live longer?”
“No,” replied the doctor. “But it will SEEM longer.” Report 5points POST #43 What did the overworked asset say to the other asset?
"I feel so under depreciated." Report 5points POST #44 How do dairy farmers do their taxes?
The ones with simple taxes use a cowculator, and the ones with complicated situations have to go to an accowntant. Report 5points POST #45 The IRS is a place that says, “Watch your step” going in, and “Watch your language” going out. Report 5points POST #46 What did the IRS say to the cat about his litter box deduction?
"I’m sorry, but you can’t claim your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there." Report 5points POST #47 Where is the place to negotiate with the IRS?
At the tax table. Report 5points POST #48 Where do actors that don’t pay taxes perform?
In the audit-orium. Report 5points POST #49 What’s the difference between “counting” and “accounting”?
Counting is one, two, three, four, five… etc.
Accounting is “ah-one,” “ah-two,” “ah-three,” “ah-four,” and “oh no!” Report 5points POST #50 Did you hear about the CPA who became a chef?
It wasn’t long before he was cooking the books! Report 5points POST #51 How do you know when an accountant is on holiday?
He doesn’t wear a tie and comes in after 8am! Report 5points POST #52 How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas. Report 5points POST #53 There are 3 types of accountants. Those who can count and those who can’t. Report 5points POST #54 How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft?
When he actually listens to marketing before saying no. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #55 America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer! Report 5points POST #56 Did you hear about the constipated CFO?
He couldn’t budget with his calculator so he had to work it out with a pencil and some paper. Report 5points POST #57 What is the definition of an insolvency practitioner?
Someone who arrives after the battle, bayonets all the wounded, pawns their possessions and charges their time to the relatives. Report 5points POST #58 What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?
Popular. Report 5points POST #59 What do you call a trial balance that does not balance?
A late night. Report 4points POST #60 What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation. Report 4points POST #61 For every tax problem encountered there is a solution that’s straightforward, uncomplicated, and wrong. Report 4points POST #62 What does an accountant say when getting on a train?
"Mind the GAAP." Report 4points POST #63 Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes?
They’ve only got one scent. Report 4points POST #64 Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures! Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #65 Did you hear about the cannibal CPA?
He charges an arm and a leg! Report 4points POST #66 What’s an accountant’s favorite type of cereal?
Post! Report 4points POST #67 How do accountants manage to stay out of debt?
They learn to act their wage. Report 4points POST #68 What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him. Report 4points POST #69 Why did the two CPAs finally call off their on-again, off-again romance?
They couldn’t reconcile their differences. Report 4points POST #70 Intaxification: The wonderful feeling you get when you receive a tax refund until you realize it was your own money in the first place. Report 4points POST Glenn Schroeder Glenn Schroeder Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago . . . and you've been loaning it to the government interest free all year. 0 0points reply #71 April 15th is when the money supply gets out of hand — as in out of your hand and into the governments. Report 4points POST #72 Why did the church get indicted by the IRS?
For displaying false profits. Report 4points POST #73 Nothing has done more to stimulate the art of creative writing than the itemized deduction section of income tax forms. Report 4points POST #74 Income tax is Uncle Sam’s version of “Truth or Consequences.” Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #75 My local tax firm is a great place to work. Everybody counts. Report 4points POST #76 A successful tennis player has a lot of net income. Report 4points POST #77 The idea of simpler tax reform always leaves me feeling flat. Report 4points POST #78 Have you heard about the new dating app for CPAs?
It’s called Let’s Get Fiscal. Report 4points POST #79 Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child, “No, son. It wouldn’t be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking.” Report 4points POST #80 Why does Santa like visiting the UK?
He can claim Gift Relief. Report 4points POST #81 What’s an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humour. Report 4points POST #82 Why was the accountant in rehab?
Solvency abuse. Report 4points POST #83 How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
How much money do you have? Report 4points POST #84 Budget: an orderly system for living beyond your means. Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #85 Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts. Report 3points POST #86 What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor. Report 3points POST #87 Children may be tax deductible, but they’re still taxing. Report 3points POST #88 What do actuaries do to liven up their parties?
Invite an accountant. Report 3points POST #89 How was copper wire invented?
Two accountants were arguing over a penny. Report 3points POST #90 Ever wonder why it’s called a Form 1040?
For every $50 you earn, you get $10 and they get $40. Report 3points POST #91 Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting. Report 3points POST #92 Where do actors who don’t pay taxes perform?
In the audit-orium. Report 3points POST #93 Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS?
He had too many deductions. Report 3points POST #94 Why did the accountant divorce the banker?
They couldn't reconcile their differences. Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #95 How did the auditor propose to his girlfriend?
With an engagement letter. Report 3points POST #96 Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole. Report 3points POST #97 Why won’t the IRS embrace bitcoin?
They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze. Report 3points POST #98 An IRS auditor is walking down the street when a mugger stops him.
“Give me your money!”, the mugger says.
“You can’t do that!”, says the IRS auditor.
“Oh,” the mugger comments. “Well, in that case, give me MY money.” Report 3points POST #99 At no time is it easier to keep your mouth shut than during an audit of your income tax return. Report 3points POST #100 The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding. Take the 1040EZ, for example. It’s the official IRS form to demonstrate how alone, broke, and boring you are. Report 3points POST #101 Accounting is an accrual profession, where everyone works their assets off, and everybody counts. Report 3points POST #102 The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money. Report 3points POST #103 Did you hear about the deviant Forensic Accountant?
He got his client’s charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency. Report 3points POST #104 Where there’s a will, there’s a tax shelter. Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #105 Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year. Report 3points POST #106 What does CPA stand for?
Can’t Pass Again. Report 3points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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Funny Accounting Jokes To Create Profit For Everyone s Mood
Linas Simonaitis andMarisha Kazaryan
Publish Not your original work? Add source I used to think that accountants were the most serious, no-nonsense people on the planet. I mean, numbers. And taxes. And all the responsibility that follows when you deal with money. See? There's simply no room left for fun. That's why the very existence of accountant jokes seemed unreal to me. As I later learned, it is not like that at all. If you think that only desperate people make tax jokes, you may have a point, but also imagine how much accountants and any professionals who work in finance enjoy them. Also, it turns out that accounting puns are not as difficult to understand as they might seem in the beginning, and they're definitely not as difficult as any accounting software. If you don't know where to start, ask some of your friends who are in accounting, or even your co-workers from the financial department, to share funny accounting memes with you. You might not immediately understand them, as some of them may lean on professional knowledge, but don't be shy to ask. Accountants are used to explaining things. Also, there are always the finance jokes that we common people make. I hear accountants find them amusing. After a while, you'll progress to properly enjoying audit jokes, even if you have no idea how to conduct an audit. To give you some practice, we collected jokes about accountants. Share them with your friends in the finance industry, and if they tell you more jokes, put them in the comments. This post may include affiliate links. #1 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Report 11points POST #2 An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night,” he says.
“Have you tried counting sheep?”, inquires the doctor.
"That’s the problem — I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." Report 11points POST #3 If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, all she has to say is “Dear, tell me about your day at work.” Report 10points POST #4 How did the CPA break her leg?
She lost her balance. Report 10points POST #5 What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don’t understand. Report 9points POST #6 There are two steps to creating a successful accounting business:
(1) Don’t tell them everything that you know.
(2) [redacted] Report 8points POST #7 How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many did it take last year? Report 8points POST Russ Kincade Russ Kincade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change. 1 1point reply #8 I received a letter from the IRS telling me I committed tax fraud.
They must have the wrong address because I have never paid taxes in my life. Report 8points POST #9 Did you ever notice when you put the words “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs?!” Report 8points POST #10 Nothing makes a person more humble about their income than to fill out a tax form. Report 8points POST Russ Kincade Russ Kincade Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago It is way easier now with Turbotax that it used to be with paper forms! 0 0points reply #11 You know when a tax accountant has been overworked when you ask what time it is, they answer, “It’s 10:99.” Report 8points POST #12 What do accountants do for fun?
Add the telephone book. Report 8points POST #13 How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?
The Net Present Value. Report 7points POST #14 Have you heard the one about the fun accountant?
Me neither. Report 7points POST #15 What do you call an accountant without a calculator?
Lonely. Report 7points POST #16 What’s the difference between lawyers and accountants?
Accountants know they’re boring. Report 7points POST #17 When do accountants fall over?
When they lose their balance. Report 7points POST #18 Which superhero pays no tax?
Spiderman, all his income is net. Report 7points POST #19 What do the IRS, a mugger, and your kids have in common?
They all take your money. Report 7points POST #20 I was told when I bought solar panels for my house, they would be free because of the tax breaks. Does this mean they are on the house? Report 7points POST #21 Seen on the T-shirt of an IRS tax agent: "We’ve got what it takes to take what you got." Report 7points POST #22 Why did the IRS audit the chiropractor?
He owed back taxes. Report 7points POST #23 After I spoke with the tax auditor, I slept like a baby.
I woke up every hour and cried. Report 7points POST #24 What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
Lazy. Report 7points POST #25 How do accountants make a bold fashion statement?
Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey. Report 7points POST #26 Why are accountants so cool, calm, and collected?
They have strong internal controls. Report 6points POST #27 What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost. Report 6points POST #28 What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card. Report 6points POST #29 How does a pirate report treasure on his taxes?
On a schedule sea! Report 6points POST #30 There are three types of tax forms: short, long, and surrender. Report 6points POST #31 Something you’ll never hear on tax day: "Taxes are liberating! They free you from the burden of deciding how to spend your own money." Report 6points POST #32 What do a pelican, a vulture, and the IRS have in common?
They all have big bills. Report 6points POST #33 My friend just became a full-time accountant. From now on, his days are numbered! Report 6points POST #34 What do you get when you cross a tax accountant and a jet airplane?
Boring 747. Report 6points POST #35 What would an accountant want for a superpower?
Telepathy with an excel spreadsheet. Report 6points POST #36 The best things in life are free — plus tax, of course. Report 6points POST #37 How do you know when an accountant’s having a mid-life crisis?
He gets a faster calculator. Report 6points POST #38 Did you hear about the shy and retiring accountant?
The accountant is $1 million shy and hence is retiring. Report 6points POST #39 What do accountants like most about the weekends?
They get to wear casual clothes to work! Report 5points POST #40 Seen on a sign in the accounting firm: Its accrual world out there. Report 5points POST #41 How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted?
He looks at your shoes when talking to you instead of looking at his own. Report 5points POST #42 A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had six months to live. “Oh my God!”, said the woman. “What shall I do?”
“Marry an accountant,” suggested the doctor.
“Why?”, asked the woman. “Will that make me live longer?”
“No,” replied the doctor. “But it will SEEM longer.” Report 5points POST #43 What did the overworked asset say to the other asset?
"I feel so under depreciated." Report 5points POST #44 How do dairy farmers do their taxes?
The ones with simple taxes use a cowculator, and the ones with complicated situations have to go to an accowntant. Report 5points POST #45 The IRS is a place that says, “Watch your step” going in, and “Watch your language” going out. Report 5points POST #46 What did the IRS say to the cat about his litter box deduction?
"I’m sorry, but you can’t claim your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there." Report 5points POST #47 Where is the place to negotiate with the IRS?
At the tax table. Report 5points POST #48 Where do actors that don’t pay taxes perform?
In the audit-orium. Report 5points POST #49 What’s the difference between “counting” and “accounting”?
Counting is one, two, three, four, five… etc.
Accounting is “ah-one,” “ah-two,” “ah-three,” “ah-four,” and “oh no!” Report 5points POST #50 Did you hear about the CPA who became a chef?
It wasn’t long before he was cooking the books! Report 5points POST #51 How do you know when an accountant is on holiday?
He doesn’t wear a tie and comes in after 8am! Report 5points POST #52 How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas. Report 5points POST #53 There are 3 types of accountants. Those who can count and those who can’t. Report 5points POST #54 How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft?
When he actually listens to marketing before saying no. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #55 America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer! Report 5points POST #56 Did you hear about the constipated CFO?
He couldn’t budget with his calculator so he had to work it out with a pencil and some paper. Report 5points POST #57 What is the definition of an insolvency practitioner?
Someone who arrives after the battle, bayonets all the wounded, pawns their possessions and charges their time to the relatives. Report 5points POST #58 What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?
Popular. Report 5points POST #59 What do you call a trial balance that does not balance?
A late night. Report 4points POST #60 What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation. Report 4points POST #61 For every tax problem encountered there is a solution that’s straightforward, uncomplicated, and wrong. Report 4points POST #62 What does an accountant say when getting on a train?
"Mind the GAAP." Report 4points POST #63 Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes?
They’ve only got one scent. Report 4points POST #64 Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures! Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #65 Did you hear about the cannibal CPA?
He charges an arm and a leg! Report 4points POST #66 What’s an accountant’s favorite type of cereal?
Post! Report 4points POST #67 How do accountants manage to stay out of debt?
They learn to act their wage. Report 4points POST #68 What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him. Report 4points POST #69 Why did the two CPAs finally call off their on-again, off-again romance?
They couldn’t reconcile their differences. Report 4points POST #70 Intaxification: The wonderful feeling you get when you receive a tax refund until you realize it was your own money in the first place. Report 4points POST Glenn Schroeder Glenn Schroeder Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago . . . and you've been loaning it to the government interest free all year. 0 0points reply #71 April 15th is when the money supply gets out of hand — as in out of your hand and into the governments. Report 4points POST #72 Why did the church get indicted by the IRS?
For displaying false profits. Report 4points POST #73 Nothing has done more to stimulate the art of creative writing than the itemized deduction section of income tax forms. Report 4points POST #74 Income tax is Uncle Sam’s version of “Truth or Consequences.” Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #75 My local tax firm is a great place to work. Everybody counts. Report 4points POST #76 A successful tennis player has a lot of net income. Report 4points POST #77 The idea of simpler tax reform always leaves me feeling flat. Report 4points POST #78 Have you heard about the new dating app for CPAs?
It’s called Let’s Get Fiscal. Report 4points POST #79 Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child, “No, son. It wouldn’t be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking.” Report 4points POST #80 Why does Santa like visiting the UK?
He can claim Gift Relief. Report 4points POST #81 What’s an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humour. Report 4points POST #82 Why was the accountant in rehab?
Solvency abuse. Report 4points POST #83 How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
How much money do you have? Report 4points POST #84 Budget: an orderly system for living beyond your means. Report 4points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #85 Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts. Report 3points POST #86 What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor. Report 3points POST #87 Children may be tax deductible, but they’re still taxing. Report 3points POST #88 What do actuaries do to liven up their parties?
Invite an accountant. Report 3points POST #89 How was copper wire invented?
Two accountants were arguing over a penny. Report 3points POST #90 Ever wonder why it’s called a Form 1040?
For every $50 you earn, you get $10 and they get $40. Report 3points POST #91 Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting. Report 3points POST #92 Where do actors who don’t pay taxes perform?
In the audit-orium. Report 3points POST #93 Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS?
He had too many deductions. Report 3points POST #94 Why did the accountant divorce the banker?
They couldn't reconcile their differences. Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #95 How did the auditor propose to his girlfriend?
With an engagement letter. Report 3points POST #96 Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole. Report 3points POST #97 Why won’t the IRS embrace bitcoin?
They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze. Report 3points POST #98 An IRS auditor is walking down the street when a mugger stops him.
“Give me your money!”, the mugger says.
“You can’t do that!”, says the IRS auditor.
“Oh,” the mugger comments. “Well, in that case, give me MY money.” Report 3points POST #99 At no time is it easier to keep your mouth shut than during an audit of your income tax return. Report 3points POST #100 The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding. Take the 1040EZ, for example. It’s the official IRS form to demonstrate how alone, broke, and boring you are. Report 3points POST #101 Accounting is an accrual profession, where everyone works their assets off, and everybody counts. Report 3points POST #102 The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money. Report 3points POST #103 Did you hear about the deviant Forensic Accountant?
He got his client’s charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency. Report 3points POST #104 Where there’s a will, there’s a tax shelter. Report 3points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #105 Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year. Report 3points POST #106 What does CPA stand for?
Can’t Pass Again. Report 3points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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