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181 Mind-Boggling Weird Realizations That Actually Make Sense

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Publish Not your original work? Add source There is something different about how the brain functions while in the shower or lying in bed. Whether it's the warm water that boosts neuron transmission or the unearthly energy one receives from the moon, shower thoughts and late night thoughts occasionally bring to the fore some brilliant ideas and, yet, more often, bizarre, weird realizations. Strange and often funny realizations come to our heads the more we think of something in particular. Just try thinking of balloons. Basically, by getting someone a bouquet of balloons for their birthday, we are, in essence, gifting them our CO2-saturated breath preserved in a colored piece of latex. While this is just one of the crazy realizations one can make, there are plenty of weird things to realize concerning pretty much any object. Or subject. While many philosophical, deep realizations may affect your life for the better (or worse), many carry no significant value. Yet they can still make you raise your eyebrows. Below, we've gathered a collection of weird realizations people made found on the vastness of the internet. What are some exciting fruits of imagination and realizations that blow your mind when you think about them? Let us know! This post may include affiliate links. #1 The probability that your parents actually wanted you is the highest when you are an adopted kid. lightsaberbatman Report 63points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Lol :') 8 8points reply View more comments #2 Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission. Report 57points POST Seth Salisbury Seth Salisbury Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago As a gamer I like this one 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy. Report 54points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Its his. For sure. He just wants to play fetch. 4 4points reply #4 If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other. Report 54points POST Libstak Libstak Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That made me laugh 11 11points reply View more comments #5 Due to it almost only being populated by researchers, Antarctica is technically the continent with the highest average IQ and education. Report 54points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago As recent reports show, a pretty high damn level of sexual harassment, too..... 17 17points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to ever touch that rock until the end of time. Bendy_McBendyThumb Report 52points POST Edwina Craciun Edwina Craciun Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Deeper than any lake 4 4points reply View more comments #7 Emojis are the closest we've come to a universal language. Report 49points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago What about facial expressions? 13 13points reply View more comments #8 On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away. Report 48points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And into the past! 19 19points reply View more comments #9 A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt. Report 47points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I view mine as a certificate of authenticity. 13 13points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? Have_One Report 46points POST Anonymouse Anonymouse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Wow that's crazy that's wow 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 We all have an endless conversation with ourselves. Report 44points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Turns out I nag, nag, nag 15 15points reply View more comments #12 Some future archaeologist will dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult. Report 44points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago What are the assumptions about future discoveries of Santa's Village and any USA shopping mall? 5 5points reply View more comments #13 People get mad at you for forgetting, but it’s impossible to forget on purpose. TheWeirdWorld Report 43points POST Oais Wright Oais Wright Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Same with thinking. No matter how hard you try, you could never stop thinking about something on will. Acknowledging this fact will change nothing. 4 4points reply View more comments #14 There was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a kid and never picked you up again. Report 42points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Well that's sad on some many levels. 14 14points reply View more comments #15 Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton. Report 40points POST Tabitha Tabitha Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago It's weird to me that teeth are considered part of the skeleton when they aren't connected to the actual skeleton and are not bone. 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #16 The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The Pop Tart is. Report 40points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That made me feel old. 10 10points reply View more comments #17 What if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works. Report 40points POST Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago that's how it actually works, dogs look at you for protection because they are vulnerable in that moment so they are protecting you. ( i learned this on bored panda) 13 13points reply View more comments #18 If you replace "W" in when, what and where with a "T", you answer the questions. Report 39points POST Alexej Dvorak Alexej Dvorak Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) not to brag, but I had that exact realization in like 5th grade. 8 8points reply #19 If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day. Report 39points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Major portions of me are NOT fit for viewing. No clear windows in me, please. ;( 4 4points reply #20 There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you've ever met. Report 37points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I really try not to think things like that..... 16 16points reply View More Replies... View more comments #21 The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. Report 37points POST Telepathetic Telepathetic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago So you win if you don't even bother 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22 You don’t really own your money it’s just your turn with it. TheWeirdWorld Report 35points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Hoard money until you die---....wait.... 3 3points reply View more comments #23 Your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episode. Report 34points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago My alarm tone is usually a series of shrieks from my bladder 20 20points reply View more comments #24 If you water water it grows. Report 33points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago If you fire a fire it just does its job better. 12 12points reply View more comments #25 If you do not pass on your genes, you are the first in your line to fail to do so since the dawn of living organisms. Ziberzaba Report 33points POST Patty O Patty O Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The last of your line ... 6 6points reply View more comments #26 The Titanic’s sinking was a true miracle to the lobsters in the kitchens. Report 33points POST Vix Spiderthrust Vix Spiderthrust Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Again, a credit for the originator would be nice. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Report 32points POST BananaStrings BananaStrings Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Look up and wave hello;-) 11 11points reply View more comments #28 During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection. Raghnarok Report 32points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Unfortunately, so are we... 17 17points reply View more comments #29 Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you. parithaabam Report 32points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago But why it doesn't adjust with inflation? 18 18points reply View more comments #30 It won't be long before people use 'the '20s, the '30s, and the '40s' to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s. Report 32points POST Kimberly Banow Kimberly Banow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago People are already referring to the 1900s. 8 8points reply View more comments #31 Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers. Report 32points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago this is the circle of life 2 2points reply View more comments #32 If you were invisible, you could have a perfectly normal relationship with a blind person. Loobooway Report 31points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago OK.... I'll be the one to say it..... If you were invisible, you'd also be blind cause light would pass clean through you eyes without registering.....( Sorry to nerd out, but still...) 20 20points reply View More Replies... View more comments #33 Psychiatrists are technically human tech support. TheWeirdWorld Report 31points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago But when they didn't always try to turn me on and off 12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #34 The only difference between being murdered and being assassinated is how important you are in the public eye. MildlyOkayLooking Report 31points POST Libstak Libstak Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago It's not the only difference, you are assassinated BECAUSE of how important you are in the public eye. You are murdered for a host of reasons that the murderer hopes never gets seen in the public eye. 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #35 Nothing is on fire, fire is on things. Report 30points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE! But instead, THE FIRE IS ON THIS GIRL! 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #36 The brain named itself. Report 30points POST Seth Salisbury Seth Salisbury Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago If the brain was named itself it would give itself a coolqe name like Brian. Or maybe it wanted to be called Brian but it's a spelling mistake that never got corrected? 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #37 Your belly button is just your old mouth. Ryskill Report 30points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Ewww! 6 6points reply View more comments #38 Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy. Report 30points POST Telepathetic Telepathetic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago They're not fast enough 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #39 When you drink alcohol, the alcohol is getting drunk too. Report 29points POST Telepathetic Telepathetic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Deep 5 5points reply View more comments #40 Bottled water companies do not produce water, they produce plastic bottles. yung_gravy1 Report 28points POST Mimi M Mimi M Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago One of the worst things to happen to our environment was the marketing of bottled water. 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #41 Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town. Report 28points POST Kylie Mountain Kylie Mountain Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago She's not the only one with deformed feet by the end. In the Brothers Grimm version, the stepsisters chop off their toes and heels to try to fit in the shoes, and the prince realizes he's been tricked when he notices that the shoe is full of blood. 12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #42 Dog heaven and squirrel hell are the same place. Report 27points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago 6 6points reply View more comments #43 "DO NOT TOUCH" would be really unsettling thing to read in Braille. Report 27points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago My stupid self read "Brazil" 7 7points reply #44 Every 130 years, the Earth is inhabited by a totally new set of humans. Report 27points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago i just thought of god buying a set of humans lol- 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #45 The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence. Report 27points POST R.E.O. Speedwagon R.E.O. Speedwagon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) those choices also let to me typing this exact comment under this exact post stating the exact sentence 13 13points reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 If you're still pretty young, chances are you still haven't met the majority of people who will attend your funeral. Deusque Report 26points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago But what if no one attends my funeral? 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #47 It is impossible to dig half of a hole. Report 26points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago What if you dig a full hole and then fill half of it in? 13 13points reply View More Replies... View more comments #48 In 5 years, we'll be closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. Report 25points POST Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago y-yeah that's how time works 4 4points reply View more comments #49 "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?" W0rdN3rd Report 25points POST KombatBunni KombatBunni Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I think mine is faulty.. 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #50 Every book you've read is just a different combination of the same 26 letters. Report 25points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And every song is a combination of the same eight notes 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #51 The reason why Mickey Mouse has a pet dog Pluto is to keep cats away. Report 25points POST Masha Aguer Masha Aguer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago ? 2 2points reply View more comments #52 Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens. Report 25points POST Telepathetic Telepathetic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And a MESS 5 5points reply #53 Once you become the world’s oldest person, there’s no way you could lose that title, whatever you do. Report 25points POST indiecognition indiecognition Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago You could go to Mars 6 6points reply View more comments #54 If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status. Unknown Report 24points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Or VIPs would still rule from elevated offices, carried aloft on the backs of human mules (studly indentured servants). On-the-job sexual abuse will abound but be covered-up. The only solution: escalator stairs. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #55 If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking. Report 24points POST Scott Anderson Scott Anderson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I was afraid you'd say that 14 14points reply View more comments #56 If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over. migrvne Report 24points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That would explain all those extended warranty phone calls. 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #57 When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine. Report 23points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago Bro I cant anymore- 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #58 The voice in your head can scream, whisper, and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume. Report 23points POST Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago no i have 2 in my head. one is constantly yelling terrible things, the other is whispering kinda good thoughts. 7 7points reply View more comments #59 If you are standing back-to-back with someone, you are facing them in the longest way possible (around the Earth). Report 23points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago N O 0 0points reply View more comments #60 You probably know more Latin, a dead language, than you do Mandarin, the most common native tongue. iGotEDfromAComercial Report 23points POST Concept-Peter Roosdorp Concept-Peter Roosdorp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago On the other hand, there is more latin in that sentence than there is mandarin. 15 15points reply View more comments #61 Your head is very slowly 3D printing your hair. Report 23points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The toners run out.... Too many grey hairs... 22 22points reply View More Replies... View more comments #62 In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of peoples lives. anonymoos_user Report 22points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago BRO- 0 0points reply View more comments #63 A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it. Nabrokovian Report 22points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And charger 16 16points reply View More Replies... View more comments #64 You can’t stand backwards on stairs. Report 22points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I stand S I D E W A Y S 4 4points reply View more comments #65 Most people are real on their fake accounts and fake on their real account. TheWeirdWorld Report 22points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago *screams* 0 0points reply #66 If we pop bubble wrap made in China, the air that comes out is from China. Report 21points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago China even MAKES AIR NOW. (Joke) 6 6points reply View more comments #67 Painkillers are the 'Mute Notifications' option for the body. TheWeirdWorld Report 21points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago W H Y D O E S T H I S M A K E S E N S E- 1 1point reply #68 Balloons are rubber sacks of breath. Report 20points POST Eric C. Eric C. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago ...unless you fill them with helium 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #69 If Jesus were born today, DNA tests would prove who the father was. Report 20points POST Libstak Libstak Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago So we have God's DNA on file then? 10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #70 If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle. Report 20points POST Patty O Patty O Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Oh eww ? 5 5points reply View more comments #71 Everyone is their own main character. Report 19points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I'm not..... Just a bit player, always....... 3 3points reply View more comments #72 Knocking on people's doors is basically punching their house until they let you in. Report 19points POST Kimberly Banow Kimberly Banow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago What about if you kick in someone's door? 2 2points reply #73 Lamps in video games use real electricity. 1ferrox Report 19points POST CaptainJoe CaptainJoe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 3 days ago (edited) oh. oh no 1 1point reply View more comments #74 All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light. Autofarer Report 19points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago dAmN bRo- 0 0points reply #75 Your favorite song might not be the one you've played the most, but the one you've skipped the least. TheWeirdWorld Report 19points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago My fave songs are those I play on several different instruments. 4 4points reply #76 There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven't seen it. P0RKYM0LE Report 19points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I've thought of that ... along with how many times have I accidently been in someone's vacation pictures. 5 5points reply View more comments #77 If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a pizza. Report 19points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Lucky sod. My remote mountain hamlet lacks home deliveries. Oh, how I suffer... ;( 2 2points reply #78 Belt is the most disgusting item of clothing. People always touch it right after they’ve used the bathroom, but nobody ever washes it. Report 19points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Wait, most people DON'T wash belts?! 7 7points reply View more comments #79 When having a nightmare, your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is being written as you are viewing it. Report 18points POST ShinyLopunny ShinyLopunny Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Talk about low budget. 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #80 Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains. Report 18points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I'll never be the same .. 3 3points reply View more comments #81 Mirrors don’t break, they multiply. Report 18points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago S I R- 0 0points reply #82 Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie. Eagle_Blimp Report 18points POST Libstak Libstak Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago A maybe isn't a truth by definition. This thread is about truths... 7 7points reply View more comments #83 Unless you’re a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room. Report 18points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago NONONONONONONONONONO IM DONE NOW- 0 0points reply #84 My right elbow is and will remain untouched by my right hand. Report 18points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I could touch my left elbow with my left hand... after compound-fracturing that arm. Ouch. 3 3points reply View more comments #85 Technically, you aren't stuck in traffic, because you are the traffic. Report 18points POST Laura Ketteridge Laura Ketteridge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I wish more motorists would think about that when they are stuck in traffic. They are the traffic. 2 2points reply View more comments #86 If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich. Report 17points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The ultimate dirt sandwich 4 4points reply View more comments #87 Oranges are pre-sliced by nature. Report 17points POST R.E.O. Speedwagon R.E.O. Speedwagon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago why are oranges called oranges when grapes aren't called purples 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #88 The hospital you were born in is the only building you leave without entering. Report 17points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Technically, you entered in a submarine. 25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #89 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers. Report 17points POST Simon Rivest Simon Rivest Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago 1988: double 8 1989: double 9 1990: double 9 ... 2001: double 0 And so on. The next year with no double digit was 2013. Next with no double digit was 2014, 2015, 2016 up to 2019. First with double digit after 2013 was 2020, and the next year with no double digit will be 2031. 1 1point reply View more comments #90 One day you will hear your name for the last time and never know it. Report 17points POST Concept-Peter Roosdorp Concept-Peter Roosdorp Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I haven't heard my name for a long time. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #91 If everyone blinked in sync nobody would know that other people blinked. Report 17points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Unless you record it... 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #92 Pizzas come in square boxes, made as circles and are eaten as triangles. Report 17points POST Justin Justin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The pizza life cycle: starts a circle, becomes a square, is cut down to a triangle, and ends up a cylinder 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #93 As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet. ItsHerox Report 17points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago ASDSFFSGA- 0 0points reply #94 All adults were children, but not all children will become adults. sepientr34 Report 17points POST Booklover<3 Booklover<3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That's just sad 6 6points reply View more comments #95 Pregnant women are the only true body builders. Report 17points POST Jocie (she/they) Jocie (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 days ago *screams* 0 0points reply View more comments #96 If weights became invisible, a gym would turn into a slow motion disco. Report 17points POST Maggie Maggie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That would be fun to see. 1 1point reply #97 If you put one lasagna on top of another one, you still have just one lasagna. Report 17points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Put one more, and you're gonna have a heart attack... 8 8points reply #98 People can be the exact same age with different birthdays. Report 16points POST EvilNob EvilNob Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago You just have to be born at the 29th of February. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #99 When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow. benji9t3 Report 16points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Unless you overdose and die, in which case you are borrowing happiness from nothing. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #100 The word "Fat" just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "Eat". dunkm1n Report 16points POST #101 What if rocks are actually soft but tense up when we touch them? Report 16points POST indiecognition indiecognition Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) They don't seem soft in a rockslide, even if nobody had touched them 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #102 Pizza is always a pie graph of how much pizza remains. CompanionSph3re Report 16points POST Laura Ketteridge Laura Ketteridge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Depends on the starting shape of the pizza, and how you cut it. :o) When my children were little we'd regularly make rectangular pizzas. These made excellent bar graphs of how much pizza was left. 1 1point reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #103 Tobacco companies kill their best customers. Report 16points POST R.E.O. Speedwagon R.E.O. Speedwagon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago condoms prevent future costumers 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #104 We eat pizza from the inside out. Report 16points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Except during the nuclear explosion. 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #105 The outer Space is really just an hour away if your car could make it straight up. Report 16points POST Thorsten Massow Thorsten Massow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) Even less if your car is fast. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #106 You know how you pull the smartphone out of your pocket to check the time? We’re really going back to the era of pocket watches. Report 16points POST *Displayname*=idk *Displayname*=idk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago = 0 0points reply #107 My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life. Report 15points POST Laura Ketteridge Laura Ketteridge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago When I want to save money, I work out how long I would have to work to pay for an item. It really to know that 8 hours of work would be required for a doodah. Then I can choose whether being the owner of said doodah is more important than having an extra day at my disposal. 8 8points reply View More Replies... View more comments #108 Marriage is literally agreeing to hang out with someone until the day you die. Report 15points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Why don't more people just hang out with someone until the day they die/decide they've had enough rather than spend $20K on a ceremony (and potentially even more on a divorce)? 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #109 We never stop tasting our own tongues. Report 15points POST EvilNob EvilNob Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I tastes like chicken. 5 5points reply #110 When you close both eyes you see black, but when you close one you see nothing. Report 15points POST Memo Memo Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Its called "Eigengrau" - the color you see if your eyes are closed. 9 9points reply View More Replies... View more comments #111 Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now. Report 15points POST EvilNob EvilNob Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago You just changed your breath pattern, didn't you? 6 6points reply View More Replies... View more comments #112 Winter is the only season you experience twice a year. Report 15points POST CatAlien CatAlien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Only if you live in the northern hemisphere 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #113 There are sidewalks in the Cars movies, but they are all cars. Report 15points POST le_smol_froge le_smol_froge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago GASP who uses the sidewalks 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #114 If you sat on your voodoo doll, you shouldn’t be able get back up again. Report 15points POST Telepathetic Telepathetic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago HMMM 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #115 Life never gave us lemons; we invented the fruit all by ourselves. Report 14points POST Laura Ketteridge Laura Ketteridge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Yup, a crossing of bitter orange and citron. 8 8points reply #116 If a morgue worker dies they will have to go back to work one more time. Report 14points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Unless they are devoured by carnivores, immolated by hot lava, or hauled off by angels or demons. Cue the memorial service. 1 1point reply View more comments #117 Cheese is just a loaf of milk. Report 14points POST indiecognition indiecognition Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And spilt milk is just a puddle of cow 5 5points reply View more comments #118 People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique. DukoBoss Report 14points POST Exotic Butters Exotic Butters Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Who even knows if they're different? Who has seen them all ? 2 2points reply View more comments #119 Eventually, most of the content on the internet will be from dead people. 3VD Report 14points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago How much network content now comes from WebCams, or IoT (Internet of Things) devices, all spewing 'data' without human intervention? 0 0points reply #120 There are very good odds that you've never been naked for 24 hours straight in your life. Report 14points POST Telepathetic Telepathetic Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) You were naked for nine months straight 11 11points reply View More Replies... View more comments #121 Leonardo DiCaprio is wealthier than the man he played in Wolf of Wall Street. SupaNintendoChalmerz Report 14points POST Cassidy Moore Cassidy Moore Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago As well as the man he played in Titanic 1 1point reply #122 The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused. Report 14points POST Laura Ketteridge Laura Ketteridge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Why would they be confused? Lots, and lots of animals give birth to multiples, and some of them will be identical. 6 6points reply See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #123 If you lose a shoe, you’ve practically lost yourself two shoes. Report 14points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Same with socks. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #124 The alphabet doesn’t need to be in order. Report 13points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago But everyone would be singing a different song. 3 3points reply View more comments #125 Blind people and deaf people dream differently. Report 13points POST Piggy Tee Piggy Tee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Doesn't everybody dream different? 2 2points reply View more comments #126 The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton. Report 13points POST Laura Ketteridge Laura Ketteridge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Nope. I am the brain. I am the skeleton. I am the liver, the kidneys, the skin, the teeth, etc. It's all me. 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #127 You've known your parents for your entire life but they've only known you for part of theirs. Report 13points POST April Caron April Caron Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago My father knows of me, but he doesn’t KNOW me. ? 1 1point reply View more comments #128 Every year we pass the anniversary of our death. Report 13points POST Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago r u.... a ghost? 2 2points reply View more comments #129 Being "up" for something and "down" for something are the same thing. Report 13points POST Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Lizzy Abbey (she/they) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago a nasty shot and a clean shot in basketball is the same thing 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #130 A marriage isn't truly successful until somebody dies. ithinkimlostguys Report 13points POST Vix Spiderthrust Vix Spiderthrust Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago As Steve Aylett said, 100% of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death. 1 1point reply View more comments #131 Honey is just bee throw up. Report 13points POST Jono Jono Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago My dad always called it Bee-spit 3 3points reply View more comments #132 The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue. Report 13points POST April Caron April Caron Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Not true… if you can touch your nose with your tongue, like I can. 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #133 Caterpillars are amazing, since while in the cocoon, the caterpillar dissolves its body into a gooey substance. Report 12points POST Sardonyx_3 Sardonyx_3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago Do they know what they're doing when they build the cocoon? Or do they just build it and be like 'wtf am I doing" 0 0points reply View more comments #134 Thermometers are speedometers for atoms. Unknown Report 12points POST eap ambrose eap ambrose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago What's a car made of...? 0 0points reply #135 With each passing minute, you are one minute closer to your next cheeseburger. TheWeirdWorld Report 12points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago HURRY! 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #136 Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave. Report 12points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago you're making your computer suffer by making it watch you replace the current computer. 1 1point reply #137 Wild animals live in a continuous state of poverty. Report 12points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Money never made anyone as pure as an animal. 4 4points reply View more comments #138 When you say somebody is one in a million, then taking into account the current human population, you’re really saying there are 7 500 people exactly like him. Report 12points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago plot twist: the 7499 are bots 0 0points reply #139 Brains can't understand themselves. Report 11points POST ShinyLopunny ShinyLopunny Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Sometimes my two brain cells talk to one another 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #140 Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly. Report 11points POST Frando Bone Frando Bone Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Yep. True 3 3points reply #141 A show's first episode is called "pilot" because it's the first thing that puts them on air. Report 11points POST Laura Ketteridge Laura Ketteridge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I don't think that the correct explanation. I'd like to suggest a different one. A pilot (long before flight) was a person who would pilot a ship from the tricky shore-side into open water (eg the sea, a lake, or river). They would know their section of coast incredibly well. They'd know the sight lines, the location of the sandbanks, etc. The pilot would navigate through the dangerous waters, and then hand over to the crew for them to take the ship on the rest of the journey. 5 5points reply View more comments #142 Death makes everything meaningless while it also gives meaning to everything. Report 11points POST Kylie Mountain Kylie Mountain Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Scythe series by Neal Shusterman is about this exact concept 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #143 When you rob a bank, you can stop worrying about rent/food bills for several years – regardless of whether you get caught or not. Report 11points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 days ago i wanna try that lol- 0 0points reply #144 All pets have Stockholm Syndrome. Report 10points POST Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Except cats. 7 7points reply View more comments #145 Blinking is like clapping for your eyes. Report 10points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago My step-bro can make his eyeballs vibrate. Is that like a razzberry? 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #146 Water is a portal to a space where you can fly but you can’t breathe. Report 10points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Use a snorkel. ;) 1 1point reply #147 Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed. Report 10points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago when you mash a potato, you crush the chance of mcdonald fries- 1 1point reply #148 At every point in history, back to the dawn of humanity, an ancestor of yours was alive. mejma Report 9points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Didn't pre-humans have ancestors, too? All the way back to the spark of biogenesis, right? 2 2points reply #149 You wouldn't know if you've ever had an original thought. Lonely-Intern Report 9points POST Nikki Sevven Nikki Sevven Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The phrases "to peter out" and "to pan out" mean the exact opposite of each other. 1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #150 Cars in movies don't have bird poop on them. _Prncess_Brde_sux_ Report 9points POST April Caron April Caron Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Final Destination. Bird poop scene… Google it. 1 1point reply #151 By the time your brain processes that you’re living in the present it would already be the past. Report 9points POST EvilNob EvilNob Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Except that time is relative. 1 1point reply #152 Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes. snowmanmcgeefordayz Report 9points POST EvilNob EvilNob Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The shell of the turtle is actually it's skeleton so it it's not it's home but the body. 2 2points reply See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #153 Right now your body is covered in millions of crawling bacteria. Report 8points POST K- THULU K- THULU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Thanks...... 2 2points reply View more comments #154 Spoons are just little bowls on sticks. Report 8points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago which you can put tiny cereal on it and a spoon and keep going 1 1point reply #155 Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms. edgememeston Report 8points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago There are bones in gummy worms ... what? 2 2points reply View More Replies... View more comments #156 Bacon is cooked and cookies are baked. Report 8points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 days ago i thought you could cook cookies- 0 0points reply #157 Feet smell and noses run. Report 8points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 days ago HOW DO WE WALK THO- HOWW 0 0points reply #158 We all have puke in our stomachs. Report 8points POST Booklover<3 Booklover<3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Eww. ? 2 2points reply View more comments #159 Are there coffee breaks in a tea factory? Report 8points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago if its in england, it might be a tea break (srry if this joke is harmful) 1 1point reply #160 Words are just a compilation of noises. Report 7points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I can read silently, not even moving my lips. Silently playing trombone is harder. 2 2points reply #161 There are thousand ways to die but only one way to be born. ElkAccording5889 Report 7points POST Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Not really. There's a few different ways to be born. Vaginal birth, water birth, cesarian section, episiotomy, forceps, epidural, home birth, then you have the same with, surrogacy, IVF, egg donation, and technically we do have cloning too so.... 9 9points reply View more comments #162 Condoms are made for humans to prevent humans. Report 7points POST indiecognition indiecognition Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And syphilis. But that's a sore subject. 11 11points reply #163 Eye drops are technical blinker fluid. reddit.com Report 7points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 days ago ... to make us blink? 0 0points reply #164 We are actually aliens to somebody. Report 6points POST Exotic Butters Exotic Butters Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Only when we're in their country 3 3points reply #165 The app store in an app. Report 6points POST Emily Doup Emily Doup Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago typo? 1 1point reply #166 Zero is just a portal between positive and negative numbers. Report 6points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I long-ago wrote music software for the SoundBlasterPro chip, addressing its 32 control points as a 32-dimension array. Zero was the gateway between a complex mash of numbers -- I envisage it as a spiny microbe. 0 0points reply #167 Horses are the most farted on animals. Report 6points POST indiecognition indiecognition Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Little siblings are a close #2 15 15points reply View more comments #168 If Apple had kept its 1976 logo, it wouldn't have to change its logo during pride month. Report 6points POST Booklover<3 Booklover<3 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago It still doesn't have to. It's just fake marketing to the gays. If you're actually gay it doesn't work. 5 5points reply View More Replies... View more comments #169 Money is worthless. Report 5points POST Samia Guled Samia Guled Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 3 days ago while worth is worth... 1 1point reply #170 The chum bucket (in Spongebob Squarepants) is for cannibals. Report 5points POST April Caron April Caron Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Fish and most other seafood ARE cannibals. 1 1point reply #171 The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it. Report 5points POST EvilNob EvilNob Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Not necessarily. 2 2points reply #172 When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. Report 5points POST Nikki Sevven Nikki Sevven Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) The room could contain everyone in the world, and I'd still be the only person in the room who sees what I'm seeing. Everyone else is seeing what I'm seeing plus also seeing me, which I'm not. 13 13points reply #173 If you’re rich enough an entire museum is a gift shop. Report 5points POST eap ambrose eap ambrose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago Ahh yes buying someone else's history... Real nice 0 0points reply #174 A knee is a really big knuckle. Report 4points POST Hypoxia Smurf Hypoxia Smurf Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Never passed an A&P course, hey? Nor endured hand and knee surgeries? Hmm... 1 1point reply #175 Earthquake on another planet is still an earthquake. Report 4points POST indiecognition indiecognition Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago No, there are marsquakes (and starquakes) 9 9points reply View more comments #176 Maybe Batman fights crime only at nights because if he did it during the day, he’d get funny tan lines in the face? Report 4points POST Libstak Libstak Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Again with the maybe... 3 3points reply #177 Anything in America is within walking distance – it only depends on how much time you have. Report 3points POST ShaZam Beaubien ShaZam Beaubien Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Wouldn't that be true in other countries? That statement seems a little narcissistic. 3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #178 Necks are basically wrists for our heads. Report 3points POST eap ambrose eap ambrose Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago What's the difference between a sock puppet and a balaclava? 0 0points reply #179 All the money in the world is still paper. 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