Folks Are Cracking Up At These 30 Things Straight Guys Said While Being Flirty As Shared Online
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Though everyone craves attention, this urge is frequently seen negatively by our society. From a technical point of view, attention does wonders for our development and social skills. Plus, it shields vulnerable people, like the elderly and those with illnesses, from potential isolation. That said, whether we crave it to feel good about ourselves or otherwise – all reasons are valid, so why should we be so ashamed to recognize it? Even though everyone is aware of how nice it is to have someone's undivided attention, the issue is that not many folks know how to utilize it wisely, especially those individuals who try to impress someone with whom they want to develop an intimate relationship (yes, I'm talking to you, you flirtatious kings and queens). Well, today, Bored Panda decided to gather a collection of hilarious tweets that summarize what it's like to be hit on by a typical straight man. Image credits: Tony Alter (not the actual photo) This post may include affiliate links. #1 littlenavi_ Report 164points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Oh no! Do other men know this chat up line? I thought only I knew it? Passed down to me from Father to son, for me to pass on to my future male offspring? 91 91points reply View More Replies... View more comments First and foremost, the definition. The brains of the internet, Wikipedia, describe the term flirtation as a "social and sexual behavior involving spoken or written communication, as well as body language, by one person to another, either to suggest interest in a deeper relationship with the other person, or if done playfully, for amusement" – in short, a person's acts that usually indicate a playful sexual interest in another. Now, you may not know this, but flirting provides a number of benefits for your health; for instance, it greatly impacts your self-esteem. Picture this, you've had a terrible week, called up your pals and proposed a nice outing to a bar; you flirt with strangers just for jokes, yet when they give you the same energy, you feel wanted and worthy. Ideally, we should be able to build that confidence without depending on people we'll likely never see again, but having a little fun never hurt anybody. #2 bistinget Report 144points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Okay, not the point of the story, but the "Wanna have like sex"? Sounds like what he is offering is some poor alternative to sex. 108 108points reply View More Replies... View more comments Human beings are social creatures; we are literally hardwired for connection. However, in order to establish that connection, we must communicate, and as many of you know, sometimes it's not as easy as it might seem, so this is where flirtation comes in handy. Approaching people may be tricky, especially in the social media era when everyone is so used to being able to premeditate what they want to say, and, of course, for those who suffer from social anxiety. Initiating flirty small talk gives you the ability to step up your communication game, as during those moments you're not clouding your brain with the things you want to say next; instead, you're just going with the flow. And as for those who struggle with anxiety, playful conversation helps to break down the barriers, and the idea of not having to get caught up in the potential "end goal" eases the nervousness that comes with the whole dating malarkey. #3 PoleDoctress Report 124points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I actually like the sound of that. 49 49points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 genmnz Report 122points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Try offering to cook for her. 65 65points reply View More Replies... View more comments Now, let's talk about the stars of today's show – men. According to the "Flirting with Meaning: An Examination of Miscommunication in Flirting Interactions" study that was published back in 2004, in general, people tend to flirt for these exact reasons: sex, fun, exploring, esteem, and relational and instrumental motivations. Men, in particular, however, have a propensity to regard flirtation as more sexual than women do. Could this be the cause of some guys' abject failure at flirting? Who knows, but we do know that if done wrong, it can be a tragedy. #5 t0xicaries Report 118points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) "Wow! You're feisty! I like a girl with spirit!" Just for those reading this post, yes I have crippled myself with self induced cringe. 107 107points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 ellebeecher Report 113points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Creeper alerts. 55 55points reply View More Replies... View more comments The thing is, you have to read the room before initiating a conversation. Some individuals do a poor job, which frequently leads to trouble. Unwanted attention and inappropriate pick-up lines can turn the situation awkward real quick – and who knows, maybe you'll even get a drink or two thrown at your face. While it would be a great help, there isn't a special guide that will turn you into a natural flirt, yet there are a few things you might want to keep in mind. #7 ssleepfairy Report 113points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) Do you not like ducks? Why is duck censored? 119 119points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 laxmonkey6 Report 106points POST Astrius Astrius Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Every comment under me sucks, here have this generic bland comment 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 RealRachelFinch Report 100points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago "And you are so original yourself!" 41 41points reply View more comments If you're looking for a long-term connection, it's vital to keep your cool and not over-romanticize your approach. Hitting someone with a cheesy romance film quote will either turn them off or scare them away all together – so take a chill pill. Also, don't be a creep; no one likes a stranger that's being way too sexual. And while expressing interest through touch is a common tactic, be smarter and keep your hands to yourself. Lastly, drop the "Where's my hug at?" Just drop it. #10 hellotelly__ Report 92points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That is flirting?? 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 Kenia_Nass Report 88points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago You mean he’s willing to risk YOU if you allow it. What an a$$hole. 43 43points reply View more comments #12 JonathanJ_Skull Report 87points POST Jihana Jihana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And you sound so much better when you stay silent. 149 149points reply View More Replies... View more comments We hope that you've enjoyed this somewhat icky yet incredibly humorous collection of flirting tactics. Let us know which one you dread the most! #13 effuhlgent Report 86points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And? So what? 49 49points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 mmaarcosss Report 84points POST Kathryn Baylis Kathryn Baylis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) Stems from the dangerous misguided observations of people who tell girls that if some boy is mistreating them it must mean they have a crush on them. You know, “Boys will be boys, tee-hee”. I never heard anything that reeks of horseshit more than coming to that dangerous conclusion. And I expect way better behavior from my MEN. 58 58points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 izza_owen Report 83points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Nope 29 29points reply View more comments #16 zaibannn Report 82points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The skin of my last victim? 151 151points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #17 _dlanez Report 80points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Stalker alert 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 DidiAphane Report 75points POST Jihana Jihana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago A few months ago a really old men kind of flirted with me. He was easily 80 years old. But there was nothing creepy or sexual or weird about it. It was just fun and classy. I wished the younger generations would behave like that. 59 59points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 LogThatData Report 63points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Bye 49 49points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 JaseTime Report 58points POST Cecily Holland Cecily Holland Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That’s the point you excuse yourself to the ladies room and leave via the back door 24 24points reply View more comments #21 yt_selenita Report 57points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Such poetry! Such elegance! He is a silver tongued devil! 83 83points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22 badluckbitchhh Report 53points POST Jellicle bat Jellicle bat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Over there *points at nothing* 43 43points reply View more comments #23 bmp1_ Report 52points POST Astrius Astrius Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Hiding a comment, have this bland comment. Second time i have to do this, People suck. 30 30points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 amarislilianaa Report 48points POST Lovemyisland ️ Lovemyisland ️ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I hate it when some men goes after us just because we're latinas. "Ooh, I like latinas", dude what about my personality. 38 38points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 bxddie_kay Report 47points POST Madre_Dr4gnZFly Madre_Dr4gnZFly Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Just the spelling & grammar in some of these is enough to make me hurl. 58 58points reply View more comments #26 jessicammadison Report 45points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Omg, so the time travel machine really worked! 14 14points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #27 lilum1020 Report 42points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago After you mow my lawn and clean my gutters 60 60points reply View more comments #28 scuffedrimz Report 42points POST Robert B Robert B Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago At 38 years old I am apparently a geezer. I missed out on the vibe thing. Darn 33 33points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 AdrianaVecc Report 36points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago What does that even mean? 'I unclogged the toilet today' - '' 45 45points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 n3onvamp Report 32points POST Bluebrains Bluebrains Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Honestly I'd be intrigued lol 18 18points reply View more comments Note: this post originally had 33 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add New Image Add Your Photo To This List Please use high-res photos without watermarks Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Not your original work? 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Ms.M. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 week ago As someone who wears glasses, I have one. Random guy: "You look like a sexy librarian." Me: (takes off glasses) "You look better now that I can't see you." 38 38points reply The Radio Demon The Radio Demon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) Best comeback 9 9points reply Load More Replies... IceCreamLover IceCreamLover Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Love this!! 5 5points reply Joe Bloe Joe Bloe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Bad to call you sexy. Got it! -2 -2points reply Mrs.Pugh Mrs.Pugh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago 0 0points reply Lovemyisland ️ Lovemyisland ️ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Some of these are true but others not so much. Like the "hi" one, are you for real?! So men can't say hi to a woman now huh? 15 15points reply Bubs623 Bubs623 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The one that gets me every time: you're gorgeous. (No reply) you're so beautiful, want to hook up? (No reply) why aren't you answering me baby girl? (No reply). He then sends the infamous dic-pic. (No reply). F*ck you. You're fat and ugly and I'd never date you! (Still no reply and the interaction took place in less than a ten minute span). 15 15points reply BobTDG BobTDG Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Incel basic training. 11 11points reply Load More Replies... bob van wijk bob van wijk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Oh I thought you said that to him. 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Ms.M. Ms.M. Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 week ago As someone who wears glasses, I have one. Random guy: "You look like a sexy librarian." 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Folks Are Cracking Up At These 30 Things Straight Guys Said While Being Flirty As Shared Online
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Though everyone craves attention, this urge is frequently seen negatively by our society. From a technical point of view, attention does wonders for our development and social skills. Plus, it shields vulnerable people, like the elderly and those with illnesses, from potential isolation. That said, whether we crave it to feel good about ourselves or otherwise – all reasons are valid, so why should we be so ashamed to recognize it? Even though everyone is aware of how nice it is to have someone's undivided attention, the issue is that not many folks know how to utilize it wisely, especially those individuals who try to impress someone with whom they want to develop an intimate relationship (yes, I'm talking to you, you flirtatious kings and queens). Well, today, Bored Panda decided to gather a collection of hilarious tweets that summarize what it's like to be hit on by a typical straight man. Image credits: Tony Alter (not the actual photo) This post may include affiliate links. #1 littlenavi_ Report 164points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Oh no! Do other men know this chat up line? I thought only I knew it? Passed down to me from Father to son, for me to pass on to my future male offspring? 91 91points reply View More Replies... View more comments First and foremost, the definition. The brains of the internet, Wikipedia, describe the term flirtation as a "social and sexual behavior involving spoken or written communication, as well as body language, by one person to another, either to suggest interest in a deeper relationship with the other person, or if done playfully, for amusement" – in short, a person's acts that usually indicate a playful sexual interest in another. Now, you may not know this, but flirting provides a number of benefits for your health; for instance, it greatly impacts your self-esteem. Picture this, you've had a terrible week, called up your pals and proposed a nice outing to a bar; you flirt with strangers just for jokes, yet when they give you the same energy, you feel wanted and worthy. Ideally, we should be able to build that confidence without depending on people we'll likely never see again, but having a little fun never hurt anybody. #2 bistinget Report 144points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Okay, not the point of the story, but the "Wanna have like sex"? Sounds like what he is offering is some poor alternative to sex. 108 108points reply View More Replies... View more comments Human beings are social creatures; we are literally hardwired for connection. However, in order to establish that connection, we must communicate, and as many of you know, sometimes it's not as easy as it might seem, so this is where flirtation comes in handy. Approaching people may be tricky, especially in the social media era when everyone is so used to being able to premeditate what they want to say, and, of course, for those who suffer from social anxiety. Initiating flirty small talk gives you the ability to step up your communication game, as during those moments you're not clouding your brain with the things you want to say next; instead, you're just going with the flow. And as for those who struggle with anxiety, playful conversation helps to break down the barriers, and the idea of not having to get caught up in the potential "end goal" eases the nervousness that comes with the whole dating malarkey. #3 PoleDoctress Report 124points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I actually like the sound of that. 49 49points reply View More Replies... View more comments #4 genmnz Report 122points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Try offering to cook for her. 65 65points reply View More Replies... View more comments Now, let's talk about the stars of today's show – men. According to the "Flirting with Meaning: An Examination of Miscommunication in Flirting Interactions" study that was published back in 2004, in general, people tend to flirt for these exact reasons: sex, fun, exploring, esteem, and relational and instrumental motivations. Men, in particular, however, have a propensity to regard flirtation as more sexual than women do. Could this be the cause of some guys' abject failure at flirting? Who knows, but we do know that if done wrong, it can be a tragedy. #5 t0xicaries Report 118points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) "Wow! You're feisty! I like a girl with spirit!" Just for those reading this post, yes I have crippled myself with self induced cringe. 107 107points reply View More Replies... View more comments #6 ellebeecher Report 113points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Creeper alerts. 55 55points reply View More Replies... View more comments The thing is, you have to read the room before initiating a conversation. Some individuals do a poor job, which frequently leads to trouble. Unwanted attention and inappropriate pick-up lines can turn the situation awkward real quick – and who knows, maybe you'll even get a drink or two thrown at your face. While it would be a great help, there isn't a special guide that will turn you into a natural flirt, yet there are a few things you might want to keep in mind. #7 ssleepfairy Report 113points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) Do you not like ducks? Why is duck censored? 119 119points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 laxmonkey6 Report 106points POST Astrius Astrius Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Every comment under me sucks, here have this generic bland comment 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #9 RealRachelFinch Report 100points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago "And you are so original yourself!" 41 41points reply View more comments If you're looking for a long-term connection, it's vital to keep your cool and not over-romanticize your approach. Hitting someone with a cheesy romance film quote will either turn them off or scare them away all together – so take a chill pill. Also, don't be a creep; no one likes a stranger that's being way too sexual. And while expressing interest through touch is a common tactic, be smarter and keep your hands to yourself. Lastly, drop the "Where's my hug at?" Just drop it. #10 hellotelly__ Report 92points POST Buren Buren Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That is flirting?? 56 56points reply View More Replies... View more comments #11 Kenia_Nass Report 88points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago You mean he’s willing to risk YOU if you allow it. What an a$$hole. 43 43points reply View more comments #12 JonathanJ_Skull Report 87points POST Jihana Jihana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And you sound so much better when you stay silent. 149 149points reply View More Replies... View more comments We hope that you've enjoyed this somewhat icky yet incredibly humorous collection of flirting tactics. Let us know which one you dread the most! #13 effuhlgent Report 86points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago And? So what? 49 49points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 mmaarcosss Report 84points POST Kathryn Baylis Kathryn Baylis Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago (edited) Stems from the dangerous misguided observations of people who tell girls that if some boy is mistreating them it must mean they have a crush on them. You know, “Boys will be boys, tee-hee”. I never heard anything that reeks of horseshit more than coming to that dangerous conclusion. And I expect way better behavior from my MEN. 58 58points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 izza_owen Report 83points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Nope 29 29points reply View more comments #16 zaibannn Report 82points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago The skin of my last victim? 151 151points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #17 _dlanez Report 80points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Stalker alert 41 41points reply View More Replies... View more comments #18 DidiAphane Report 75points POST Jihana Jihana Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago A few months ago a really old men kind of flirted with me. He was easily 80 years old. But there was nothing creepy or sexual or weird about it. It was just fun and classy. I wished the younger generations would behave like that. 59 59points reply View More Replies... View more comments #19 LogThatData Report 63points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Bye 49 49points reply View More Replies... View more comments #20 JaseTime Report 58points POST Cecily Holland Cecily Holland Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That’s the point you excuse yourself to the ladies room and leave via the back door 24 24points reply View more comments #21 yt_selenita Report 57points POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Such poetry! Such elegance! He is a silver tongued devil! 83 83points reply View More Replies... View more comments #22 badluckbitchhh Report 53points POST Jellicle bat Jellicle bat Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Over there *points at nothing* 43 43points reply View more comments #23 bmp1_ Report 52points POST Astrius Astrius Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Hiding a comment, have this bland comment. Second time i have to do this, People suck. 30 30points reply View More Replies... View more comments #24 amarislilianaa Report 48points POST Lovemyisland ️ Lovemyisland ️ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago I hate it when some men goes after us just because we're latinas. "Ooh, I like latinas", dude what about my personality. 38 38points reply View More Replies... View more comments #25 bxddie_kay Report 47points POST Madre_Dr4gnZFly Madre_Dr4gnZFly Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Just the spelling & grammar in some of these is enough to make me hurl. 58 58points reply View more comments #26 jessicammadison Report 45points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Omg, so the time travel machine really worked! 14 14points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #27 lilum1020 Report 42points POST Natalie H Natalie H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago After you mow my lawn and clean my gutters 60 60points reply View more comments #28 scuffedrimz Report 42points POST Robert B Robert B Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago At 38 years old I am apparently a geezer. I missed out on the vibe thing. Darn 33 33points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 AdrianaVecc Report 36points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago What does that even mean? 'I unclogged the toilet today' - '' 45 45points reply View More Replies... View more comments #30 n3onvamp Report 32points POST Bluebrains Bluebrains Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Honestly I'd be intrigued lol 18 18points reply View more comments Note: this post originally had 33 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add New Image Add Your Photo To This List Please use high-res photos without watermarks Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Not your original work? 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