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Funny Curses To Step Up Your Witch Game For Halloween

Justina Čiapaitė and
Marisha Kazaryan
Publish Not your original work? Add source Whether you believe in the supernatural, magic, and all things spooky or not, Halloween is just around the corner, which means they are all automatically real. So equip yourself with every spooky accessory possible to have fun and get the most out of the season. People in older times were big on curses. They were believed to be the most practical way to get rid of your enemies. Have a rival? Send them some cursed food. An educated rival? There was no shortage of cursed books in medieval times. These were particularly interesting because even though in most cases you needed the help of a professional witch to create a cursed item, it was widely believed that a cursed text was the work of the dark forces themselves to keep humans away from their secrets. Of course, we don't want to hurt anyone, Halloween or not. But to keep the spirit of the season, you might want to practice some fun curses, especially if you are planning to turn into a witch for Halloween. How about "I hope you stub your toe!" for starters? If you are going to attend a party, prepare some "cursed images": photos of cute puppies and kitties the recipient has to keep on their desk at all times to avoid terrible consequences. We have collected some funny curses to put on someone on Halloween night. You may even want to carry some of them over to your daily life. When anyone annoys you, instead of being mean to them, you will always have fun curses to say in a sinister tone to make them stop. Can you come up with more funny curses? 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One_For_Twenty Report 9points POST tara tara Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 week ago And then the cat comes in and flings it open, looks inside and walks away, so you have to get up again and close it. 2 2points reply #134 May you forever feel your cell phone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in. metagloria Report 9points POST #135 May Senpai never notices you. iBzOtaku Report 9points POST Rylosalex Rylosalex Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago *Gasp* You monster!! 0 0points reply See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #136 May you become famous for the terrible things you did when you were 17. shakeythirsty Report 9points POST #137 May you be locked in a room full of people who like to use words such as "yummy", "hubby", and "veggies". someguy7734206 Report 9points POST tara tara Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 1 week ago Guilty guilty and guilty. My yummy hubby likes to eat veggies. 0 0points reply #138 May you always stutter your words whenever someone casually passes by and asks how you're doing. Margerita94 Report 9points POST Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago That's really mean... Folks, remember it's YOUR Karma that gets affected by your words and intentions, too! 0 0points reply #139 May you never, no matter what clothes you wear, get rid of that uncomfortable bunched-up feeling you get when you initially put a shirt on over another shirt. scottishzombie Report 9points POST #140 May every shoe you wear have a single rock, pine needle, or sticker seed in it but you won't feel it util you have left the house. 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