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Publish Not your original work? Add source Fall jokes, or autumn jokes (for fellow British and international readers), are perfect for capturing the funsies and jollies of the pumpkin season. Whether you are looking for some funny fall jokes to help beat the summer blues and boost the release of the 'happy hormones' or want a hearty chuckle over your morning pumpkin spice latte, stick through with the post! While some are still getting over the beach days being long gone, others are already employing the advantages of the year's most beautiful season. In fact, a study showed that fall is the favorite season for most Americans! It seems that for Americans, lingering colds, allergies, puddles, muddy shoes, and unforeseen showers don't take away from the magic and coziness of the sweater-weather season. Observing the fall foliage, the chill in the air, oversized sweaters, chunky socks, and drinking hot choco in front of the fireplace really makes the fall season the perfect time to unwind and relax. However, the reduced level of sunlight can lead to a drop in serotonin, a hormone directly associated with mood swings. Thus, cracking jokes about fall is the way to go to increase your serotonin levels without frittering money away on food supplements. Below, we've compiled a list of the funniest fall jokes and puns that will hopefully make you fall in love with the autumn season just a little more. Was there a fall joke on the list that made you crack a smile? Let us know! Also, check out our recent post if you are interested in even more weather jokes! This post may include affiliate links. #1 UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “Autumnus.”
USA: We call it Fall because leaves fall down. Report 26points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago (logic) 3 3points reply View more comments #2 My favorite part of autumn is walking through a hundred spider webs a day and screaming every single time. Report 21points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago hey same! 2 2points reply #3 What did the ground say when fall came?
Well that’s a re-leaf. Report 14points POST #4 Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
Because every fall, they let loose. Report 13points POST #5 In Autumn, what did the skydiver say?
"I love the fall." Report 13points POST #6 What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili. Report 13points POST #7 What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?
"May the forest be with you." Report 13points POST #8 What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
A har-vest. Report 12points POST #9 Why can you trust leaves in the fall?
They speak from the b-autumn of their hearts. Report 11points POST #10 What is a rock star’s favorite month?
Rock-tober. Report 11points POST #11 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
Because he had a great fall. Report 10points POST #12 Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
Because they’re easily stumped. Report 10points POST #13 What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?
Pumpkin spy-ced latte. Report 9points POST #14 What’s Voltaire's favorite dessert?
Candide apples. Report 9points POST #15 What kind of car do Brits drive at fall?
An autumn-atic. Report 9points POST #16 What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
Sep-timberrrrrr! Report 9points POST #17 What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls. Report 9points POST #18 What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth. Report 9points POST #19 What do the leaves say before they hibernate?
"Rake me up when September ends." Report 9points POST #20 What happens when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves. Report 9points POST #21 What’s the saddest side dish?
Sweet potato cries. Report 9points POST #22 Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
Winnie the Boo. Report 9points POST #23 Why was the tree annoyed with the children?
They wouldn’t leaf him alone. Report 8points POST #24 What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist. Report 8points POST #25 What is the cutest season?
Aww-tumn. Report 8points POST #26 How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
With your in-cider voice. Report 8points POST #27 Why did the apple pie cry?
Its peelings were hurt! Report 8points POST #28 What time of year do people get injured the most?
In the fall. Report 8points POST #29 What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm. Report 8points POST #30 What monster is red, round, and comes out in the fall?
Frankenapple. Report 8points POST #31 What did October say to August?
"Wake me up when September ends!" Report 8points POST #32 Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
Because he is a sucker! Report 8points POST #33 Why did the courgette, the pumpkin and the butternut squash get on so well?
They were gourd friends. Report 8points POST #34 Who plays James Bond best in an autumn orchard?
Pears Brosnan. Report 8points POST #35 Why do people with vertigo hate autumn?
In case they have a bad fall. Report 8points POST #36 What do trees say when autumn comes?
"Don’t leaf me this way" Report 8points POST #37 What did the gardener do when he accidentally raked up a dead body?
Gasped in disbe-leaf. Report 8points POST #38 Why was the autumn vegetable stew so valuable?
It contained 24 carat gourd. Report 8points POST #39 Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated. Report 8points POST #40 What’s the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You’ll get autumn’y ache. Report 8points POST #41 How do people pray to Autumnal Gods?
“I’m feeling gratefall for these days.” Report 8points POST #42 Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in Autumn, it’s because of nostalgia?
They’re trying to get back to their roots. Report 8points POST #43 Why shouldn’t you date a girl named Autumn?
Because she’ll leave you. Report 8points POST #44 Why do leaves change color in Autumn?
Because instead of chlorophyll, they chloro-empty. Report 8points POST #45 What did Summer say to Spring before Autumn?
"Help! I am going to fall." Report 8points POST #46 What if money grew on trees?
Autumn would be the best season ever. Report 8points POST #47 What did one Almond tree say to another before Autumn?
"Hold onto your nuts; fall is here!" Report 8points POST #48 Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was chicken's day off. Report 8points POST #49 I would tell you an autumn joke but you probably wouldn’t fall for it. Report 8points POST #50 How can one tree contact another tree?
Through a teleafone. Report 8points POST #51 What do you get when you cross a train engine with an apple pie?
Puff pastry. Report 8points POST #52 Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling. Report 8points POST #53 What’s an octopus’ favorite party?
Oktoperfest. Report 7points POST #54 How should you hunt wild boar in the fall?
With an autumn-atic rifle. Report 7points POST #55 Why did the conker get a sore throat?
Because it was a hoarse chestnut. Report 7points POST #56 How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch. Report 7points POST #57 What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
The stuffing was knocked out of him. Report 7points POST #58 What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
Paid leaf. Report 7points POST #59 What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
"I’m falling for you." Report 7points POST #60 What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
The Great Barrier Leaf. Report 7points POST #61 What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
Disbe-leaf. Report 7points POST #62 What do turkeys eat for dessert?
Peach gobbler. Report 7points POST #63 Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
They fall for anything. Report 7points POST #64 Why is autumn the proudest season?
It’s fall of it. Report 7points POST #65 What do short-sighted ghouls wear?
Spooktacles. Report 7points POST #66 What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi. Report 7points POST #67 Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body. Report 7points POST #68 What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?
The living room. Report 7points POST #69 What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest?
Report it to the leaf of police. Report 7points POST #70 What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #71 What did the tree say to fall in their fight?
"I can’t do this anymore; I’m leafing." Report 7points POST #72 What did the squash with an identity crisis say?
I’m A–Corn! Report 7points POST #73 What’s the best kind of weather for growing guns and roses?
November rain. Report 7points POST #74 Why did the squirrel call the tree a liar?
He couldn’t be-leaf a word he said. Report 7points POST #75 Why should you always eat mushrooms in the morning?
It’s the breakfast of champignons. Report 7points POST #76 What did the farmer tell the crying apple orchard keeper to do?
Grow a pear. Report 7points POST #77 Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?
He didn’t be-leaf in himself. Report 7points POST #78 Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall?
He was absent without leaves. Report 7points POST #79 How did the tree get a new job?
He had the right qua-leaf-ications. Report 7points POST #80 What is the best pickup line in Autumn?
"Hey, girl are you a cool autumn breeze because you make me wanna jacket." Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #81 Why should National Pride Day be on September 21?
September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall. Report 7points POST #82 Why are girls named Autumn not good at pranking?
Because nobody falls for it. Report 7points POST #83 How did Grandma know it was autumn?
She had a fall sensor. Report 7points POST #84 Why wasn’t autumn included in the list of seasons?
Because somebody had to take the fall. Report 7points POST #85 Why do trees take a break every year in Autumn?
Annual Leave. Report 7points POST #86 The four seasons were debating over who was the best.
Winter brags: “Well, you can make snowmen, and the snow is lovely. And then there’s Christmas!! Everyone enjoys the holiday season!”
Spring chuckles: “Sure, but everything is so fresh and new in the spring! It doesn’t get much better than all the new blooms!”
Summer says: “Yes, but I am without a doubt the best season overall! Girls in swimsuits, ice cream, and nice weather You can’t compete with it. What about you, Autumn? What can you offer?”
Autumn: leaves Report 7points POST #87 What’s the preacher’s favorite autumn song?
A-maize-ing Grace. Report 7points POST #88 What is the biggest problem with Autumn jokes?
No one falls for it. Report 7points POST #89 Which is the most gourd-geous season of them all?
With all the pumpkins around, autumn. Report 7points POST #90 What did the farmer kid say to another while picking up apples during Autumn?
Fall is a-maize-ing. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #91 What do the trees say when they start getting their leaves back in spring?
What a re-leaf! Report 7points POST #92 What did the leaf feel when he first saw his long-lost nephew?
He was so g-leaf-ul. Report 7points POST #93 Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy fall days?
Because their kids have to play inside! Report 7points POST #94 Where do apples like to go hiking?
Mount Fuji. Report 7points POST #95 Why is fall the best time of the year to go on vacation?
The weather is un-be-leaf-able! Report 7points POST #96 What did the baker add to the apple pie to make it extra delicious?
Spice spice baby. Report 7points POST #97 What did the squash say to the pumpkin?
"Life is gourd, isn’t it?" Report 7points POST #98 What did the farmer say when his gourds went missing?
"There’s pumpkin strange going on around here." Report 7points POST #99 Why was Cinderella not any good at softball?
Because her coach was a pumpkin! Report 7points POST #100 What do tuna fish love to drink in fall?
Mulled brine. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #101 How many books do you read at fall?
I usually leaf through a couple of them. Report 6points POST #102 Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
He let his gourd down. Report 6points POST #103 What’s Prince’s favorite vegetable?
A little red courgette. Report 6points POST #104 Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?
She wanted to branch out. Report 6points POST #105 What did the apple say to the pie baker?
Use cherries instead. Report 6points POST #106 How do leaves get from place to place?
Autumn-mobiles. Report 6points POST #107 What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half of a worm! Report 6points POST #108 What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
Squash. Report 6points POST #109 What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Little BOO Peep. Report 6points POST #110 What’s a strangler’s favorite soup?
Garrot and coriander. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #111 What is the best book to read in autumn?
Gourd of the Rings. Report 6points POST #112 Why was the man shopping for Reynolds Wrap?
He thought his wife wanted to see fall foilage. Report 6points POST #113 Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes?
On his harvest spoon. Report 6points POST #114 Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes. Report 6points POST #115 Why was nobody scared of the tree?
His bark was worse than his bite. Report 6points POST #116 What do cars eat in the fall?
Chestnuts roasting on an open tire. Report 6points POST #117 Which emperor do skeletons love the most?
Napoleon Bone-aparte. Report 6points POST #118 What did autumn say to summer?
“Make like a tree and leave!” Report 6points POST #119 Autumn is better than summer.
Nope, that’s a fall-acy. Report 6points POST #120 Why did the tree have to go to work every day this fall?
Because he couldn’t get any autumn leaves. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #121 What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn?
"Please don’t leaf us again!” Report 6points POST #122 What does a spaceship wear in autumn?
A hullover. Report 6points POST #123 If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
Poultree. Report 6points POST #124 Why do birds fly south for the fall?
It beats walking. Report 6points POST #125 What does a school book do in the fall?
It puts on a jacket. Report 6points POST #126 How do gourds get so strong?
By pumpkin iron. Report 6points POST #127 What did the pumpkin football coach tell his team before the big game?
"Gourd big or gourd home!" Report 6points POST #128 What did the pumpkin tell his girlfriend on their date?
"Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful!" Report 6points POST #129 Why do you never see deer hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it. Report 5points POST #130 Why did the Jack-o’-lantern look after the pie?
They were pump-kin. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #131 Why are apples so bad in interrogations?
They always crumble. Report 5points POST #132 Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
The traffic gourd! Report 5points POST #133 What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries. Report 5points POST #134 What part did the turkeys play in the Thanksgiving Day parade?
They played their drumsticks. Report 5points POST #135 Why does the guy like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves, whenever Autumn comes around?
He is a street sweeper. Report 5points POST #136 What band do autumn vandals listen to?
The Smashing Pumpkins. Report 5points POST #137 I’ll leaf you alone now, as there’s not mushroom for more people to contreebute. Report 5points POST #138 Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
They don’t have any hands to knock on the door. Report 5points POST Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Add Your Answer! Not your original work? Add source Publish Change image Upload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. Render conversation
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138 Fall Jokes To Make You Fall About Laughing
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Fall jokes, or autumn jokes (for fellow British and international readers), are perfect for capturing the funsies and jollies of the pumpkin season. Whether you are looking for some funny fall jokes to help beat the summer blues and boost the release of the 'happy hormones' or want a hearty chuckle over your morning pumpkin spice latte, stick through with the post! While some are still getting over the beach days being long gone, others are already employing the advantages of the year's most beautiful season. In fact, a study showed that fall is the favorite season for most Americans! It seems that for Americans, lingering colds, allergies, puddles, muddy shoes, and unforeseen showers don't take away from the magic and coziness of the sweater-weather season. Observing the fall foliage, the chill in the air, oversized sweaters, chunky socks, and drinking hot choco in front of the fireplace really makes the fall season the perfect time to unwind and relax. However, the reduced level of sunlight can lead to a drop in serotonin, a hormone directly associated with mood swings. Thus, cracking jokes about fall is the way to go to increase your serotonin levels without frittering money away on food supplements. Below, we've compiled a list of the funniest fall jokes and puns that will hopefully make you fall in love with the autumn season just a little more. Was there a fall joke on the list that made you crack a smile? Let us know! Also, check out our recent post if you are interested in even more weather jokes! This post may include affiliate links. #1 UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “Autumnus.”
USA: We call it Fall because leaves fall down. Report 26points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago (logic) 3 3points reply View more comments #2 My favorite part of autumn is walking through a hundred spider webs a day and screaming every single time. Report 21points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 days ago hey same! 2 2points reply #3 What did the ground say when fall came?
Well that’s a re-leaf. Report 14points POST #4 Why are trees so carefree and easy going?
Because every fall, they let loose. Report 13points POST #5 In Autumn, what did the skydiver say?
"I love the fall." Report 13points POST #6 What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili. Report 13points POST #7 What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?
"May the forest be with you." Report 13points POST #8 What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
A har-vest. Report 12points POST #9 Why can you trust leaves in the fall?
They speak from the b-autumn of their hearts. Report 11points POST #10 What is a rock star’s favorite month?
Rock-tober. Report 11points POST #11 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
Because he had a great fall. Report 10points POST #12 Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
Because they’re easily stumped. Report 10points POST #13 What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?
Pumpkin spy-ced latte. Report 9points POST #14 What’s Voltaire's favorite dessert?
Candide apples. Report 9points POST #15 What kind of car do Brits drive at fall?
An autumn-atic. Report 9points POST #16 What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
Sep-timberrrrrr! Report 9points POST #17 What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls. Report 9points POST #18 What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth. Report 9points POST #19 What do the leaves say before they hibernate?
"Rake me up when September ends." Report 9points POST #20 What happens when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves. Report 9points POST #21 What’s the saddest side dish?
Sweet potato cries. Report 9points POST #22 Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
Winnie the Boo. Report 9points POST #23 Why was the tree annoyed with the children?
They wouldn’t leaf him alone. Report 8points POST #24 What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist. Report 8points POST #25 What is the cutest season?
Aww-tumn. Report 8points POST #26 How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
With your in-cider voice. Report 8points POST #27 Why did the apple pie cry?
Its peelings were hurt! Report 8points POST #28 What time of year do people get injured the most?
In the fall. Report 8points POST #29 What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm. Report 8points POST #30 What monster is red, round, and comes out in the fall?
Frankenapple. Report 8points POST #31 What did October say to August?
"Wake me up when September ends!" Report 8points POST #32 Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
Because he is a sucker! Report 8points POST #33 Why did the courgette, the pumpkin and the butternut squash get on so well?
They were gourd friends. Report 8points POST #34 Who plays James Bond best in an autumn orchard?
Pears Brosnan. Report 8points POST #35 Why do people with vertigo hate autumn?
In case they have a bad fall. Report 8points POST #36 What do trees say when autumn comes?
"Don’t leaf me this way" Report 8points POST #37 What did the gardener do when he accidentally raked up a dead body?
Gasped in disbe-leaf. Report 8points POST #38 Why was the autumn vegetable stew so valuable?
It contained 24 carat gourd. Report 8points POST #39 Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated. Report 8points POST #40 What’s the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You’ll get autumn’y ache. Report 8points POST #41 How do people pray to Autumnal Gods?
“I’m feeling gratefall for these days.” Report 8points POST #42 Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in Autumn, it’s because of nostalgia?
They’re trying to get back to their roots. Report 8points POST #43 Why shouldn’t you date a girl named Autumn?
Because she’ll leave you. Report 8points POST #44 Why do leaves change color in Autumn?
Because instead of chlorophyll, they chloro-empty. Report 8points POST #45 What did Summer say to Spring before Autumn?
"Help! I am going to fall." Report 8points POST #46 What if money grew on trees?
Autumn would be the best season ever. Report 8points POST #47 What did one Almond tree say to another before Autumn?
"Hold onto your nuts; fall is here!" Report 8points POST #48 Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was chicken's day off. Report 8points POST #49 I would tell you an autumn joke but you probably wouldn’t fall for it. Report 8points POST #50 How can one tree contact another tree?
Through a teleafone. Report 8points POST #51 What do you get when you cross a train engine with an apple pie?
Puff pastry. Report 8points POST #52 Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling. Report 8points POST #53 What’s an octopus’ favorite party?
Oktoperfest. Report 7points POST #54 How should you hunt wild boar in the fall?
With an autumn-atic rifle. Report 7points POST #55 Why did the conker get a sore throat?
Because it was a hoarse chestnut. Report 7points POST #56 How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch. Report 7points POST #57 What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
The stuffing was knocked out of him. Report 7points POST #58 What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
Paid leaf. Report 7points POST #59 What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
"I’m falling for you." Report 7points POST #60 What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
The Great Barrier Leaf. Report 7points POST #61 What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
Disbe-leaf. Report 7points POST #62 What do turkeys eat for dessert?
Peach gobbler. Report 7points POST #63 Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
They fall for anything. Report 7points POST #64 Why is autumn the proudest season?
It’s fall of it. Report 7points POST #65 What do short-sighted ghouls wear?
Spooktacles. Report 7points POST #66 What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi. Report 7points POST #67 Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body. Report 7points POST #68 What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?
The living room. Report 7points POST #69 What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest?
Report it to the leaf of police. Report 7points POST #70 What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #71 What did the tree say to fall in their fight?
"I can’t do this anymore; I’m leafing." Report 7points POST #72 What did the squash with an identity crisis say?
I’m A–Corn! Report 7points POST #73 What’s the best kind of weather for growing guns and roses?
November rain. Report 7points POST #74 Why did the squirrel call the tree a liar?
He couldn’t be-leaf a word he said. Report 7points POST #75 Why should you always eat mushrooms in the morning?
It’s the breakfast of champignons. Report 7points POST #76 What did the farmer tell the crying apple orchard keeper to do?
Grow a pear. Report 7points POST #77 Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?
He didn’t be-leaf in himself. Report 7points POST #78 Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall?
He was absent without leaves. Report 7points POST #79 How did the tree get a new job?
He had the right qua-leaf-ications. Report 7points POST #80 What is the best pickup line in Autumn?
"Hey, girl are you a cool autumn breeze because you make me wanna jacket." Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #81 Why should National Pride Day be on September 21?
September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall. Report 7points POST #82 Why are girls named Autumn not good at pranking?
Because nobody falls for it. Report 7points POST #83 How did Grandma know it was autumn?
She had a fall sensor. Report 7points POST #84 Why wasn’t autumn included in the list of seasons?
Because somebody had to take the fall. Report 7points POST #85 Why do trees take a break every year in Autumn?
Annual Leave. Report 7points POST #86 The four seasons were debating over who was the best.
Winter brags: “Well, you can make snowmen, and the snow is lovely. And then there’s Christmas!! Everyone enjoys the holiday season!”
Spring chuckles: “Sure, but everything is so fresh and new in the spring! It doesn’t get much better than all the new blooms!”
Summer says: “Yes, but I am without a doubt the best season overall! Girls in swimsuits, ice cream, and nice weather You can’t compete with it. What about you, Autumn? What can you offer?”
Autumn: leaves Report 7points POST #87 What’s the preacher’s favorite autumn song?
A-maize-ing Grace. Report 7points POST #88 What is the biggest problem with Autumn jokes?
No one falls for it. Report 7points POST #89 Which is the most gourd-geous season of them all?
With all the pumpkins around, autumn. Report 7points POST #90 What did the farmer kid say to another while picking up apples during Autumn?
Fall is a-maize-ing. Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #91 What do the trees say when they start getting their leaves back in spring?
What a re-leaf! Report 7points POST #92 What did the leaf feel when he first saw his long-lost nephew?
He was so g-leaf-ul. Report 7points POST #93 Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy fall days?
Because their kids have to play inside! Report 7points POST #94 Where do apples like to go hiking?
Mount Fuji. Report 7points POST #95 Why is fall the best time of the year to go on vacation?
The weather is un-be-leaf-able! Report 7points POST #96 What did the baker add to the apple pie to make it extra delicious?
Spice spice baby. Report 7points POST #97 What did the squash say to the pumpkin?
"Life is gourd, isn’t it?" Report 7points POST #98 What did the farmer say when his gourds went missing?
"There’s pumpkin strange going on around here." Report 7points POST #99 Why was Cinderella not any good at softball?
Because her coach was a pumpkin! Report 7points POST #100 What do tuna fish love to drink in fall?
Mulled brine. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #101 How many books do you read at fall?
I usually leaf through a couple of them. Report 6points POST #102 Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
He let his gourd down. Report 6points POST #103 What’s Prince’s favorite vegetable?
A little red courgette. Report 6points POST #104 Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?
She wanted to branch out. Report 6points POST #105 What did the apple say to the pie baker?
Use cherries instead. Report 6points POST #106 How do leaves get from place to place?
Autumn-mobiles. Report 6points POST #107 What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half of a worm! Report 6points POST #108 What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
Squash. Report 6points POST #109 What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Little BOO Peep. Report 6points POST #110 What’s a strangler’s favorite soup?
Garrot and coriander. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #111 What is the best book to read in autumn?
Gourd of the Rings. Report 6points POST #112 Why was the man shopping for Reynolds Wrap?
He thought his wife wanted to see fall foilage. Report 6points POST #113 Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes?
On his harvest spoon. Report 6points POST #114 Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes. Report 6points POST #115 Why was nobody scared of the tree?
His bark was worse than his bite. Report 6points POST #116 What do cars eat in the fall?
Chestnuts roasting on an open tire. Report 6points POST #117 Which emperor do skeletons love the most?
Napoleon Bone-aparte. Report 6points POST #118 What did autumn say to summer?
“Make like a tree and leave!” Report 6points POST #119 Autumn is better than summer.
Nope, that’s a fall-acy. Report 6points POST #120 Why did the tree have to go to work every day this fall?
Because he couldn’t get any autumn leaves. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #121 What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn?
"Please don’t leaf us again!” Report 6points POST #122 What does a spaceship wear in autumn?
A hullover. Report 6points POST #123 If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
Poultree. Report 6points POST #124 Why do birds fly south for the fall?
It beats walking. Report 6points POST #125 What does a school book do in the fall?
It puts on a jacket. Report 6points POST #126 How do gourds get so strong?
By pumpkin iron. Report 6points POST #127 What did the pumpkin football coach tell his team before the big game?
"Gourd big or gourd home!" Report 6points POST #128 What did the pumpkin tell his girlfriend on their date?
"Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful!" Report 6points POST #129 Why do you never see deer hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it. Report 5points POST #130 Why did the Jack-o’-lantern look after the pie?
They were pump-kin. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #131 Why are apples so bad in interrogations?
They always crumble. Report 5points POST #132 Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
The traffic gourd! Report 5points POST #133 What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries. Report 5points POST #134 What part did the turkeys play in the Thanksgiving Day parade?
They played their drumsticks. Report 5points POST #135 Why does the guy like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves, whenever Autumn comes around?
He is a street sweeper. Report 5points POST #136 What band do autumn vandals listen to?
The Smashing Pumpkins. Report 5points POST #137 I’ll leaf you alone now, as there’s not mushroom for more people to contreebute. Report 5points POST #138 Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
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