The Legend Of Zelda 20 Comics That Show Princess Zelda Makes No Sense
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The Legend Of Zelda 20 Comics That Show Princess Zelda Makes No Sense
Even if Princess Zelda is the inspiration for Link, even our noble hero has to admit that she sometimes makes no sense. If you’re a gamer, I'm willing to bet that the phrase "The Legend of Zelda" immediately sets your mind on vast, green expanses, treacherous, mysterious dungeons, and an epic storyline so sprawling and perfectly executed that few series could hope to compare. While I do my best to avoid gatekeeping, if you claim gaming as a hobby and you haven’t played a game in The Legend of Zelda franchise, then you really need to reconsider how you spend your time. Most of us were introduced to the series at a young age. Personally, I remember my dad purchasing an N64 so he could get a taste of the first 3D Zelda title. For a while it was something of a hidden treasure: he didn’t allow me to play for fear that its cutting edge action might corrupt my young mind, but I would still manage to adventure across the plains of Hyrule when he wasn’t watching. For many, that’s how the adventure started, and the majesty and compelling nature of these classic titles have kept people playing them decades on from their original release dates. Today, there’s a huge community of Zelda lovers dedicated to showing their appreciation for the series. These fans have spawned countless fanfiction stories, artworks, and, of course, comics. Though most are sincere and impactful, others poke fun at some of the weird and quirky tropes present in the games. With that in mind, let’s unsheathe our Master Swords, equip our Hylian shields, and venture through 20 comics which prove that Princess Zelda makes no sense. THEGAMER VIDEO OF THE DAY Say Cheese
via: pintrest.com Alright, I like this one because I did the exact same thing on Wind Waker remastered for the Wii U. Now, I am not one of the seven people in the world who actually owns a Wii U, but I did get my hands on that game through a friend. It’s the same cel-shaded adventure we’ve all come to love, with a slightly awkward touchpad thrown in for good measure. However, I really enjoyed the ability to take your own pictures with the gamepad, which was a cool yet poorly-implemented feature of the original release. I took pictures literally everywhere and anywhere, and I was particularly taken by a snapshot I managed to take with Ganondorf bearing down on me during the final bossfight. It wasn’t easy but I love that, thanks to, I can now see the look on Zelda’s face as she goes through Link’s photos. A Link To The Night
via: knowyourmeme.com Time manipulation is a bit of a weird concept, and I wasn’t actually able to beat Majora’s Mask as a kid because the three day time travel mechanic stressed me out too much. Well, that, and the giant creepy moon that’s constantly bearing down on you. I guess my dad was right to not let me play those games at such a young age… but I did anyway! I’m glad that comic creator called some attention to the weird time-shifting stuff going on in these games. I mean, Link never seems to be affected by it, but seriously, the Hero of Time could really be messing with some people’s schedules. I’d like to think that these NPCs aren’t actually aware of what’s happening, but you never really know, do you? High-lian School
via: knowyourmeme.com Alright, I get that fanfiction can take place wherever and whenever you want it to. However, I’m pretty sure Link didn’t go to high school. Believe me, we’ve basically lived multiple different versions of his life, and in none of them did he ever go to a public high school. In some way, that’s why I find this funny—once you get past all of the late 2000’s webcomic cringe, that is. The original uploader unfortunately doesn’t seem to maintain a web presence anymore, but you can still get a load of the . I sort of enjoy this for the quirky vibe and silly dig at Zelda’s classic, predictable plots: Ganon tries something, it usually fails, and Link comes out on top in the end. Just, you know, with less high school drama. I Need More Context
via: dreadlockdetective.com King Jabu Jabu's Belly, the third dungeon in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, really stuck with me, thanks to its creative concept and bizarre theming. While there are tons of dungeons in these games, few are as totally off-the-wall as the one found in the Zora’s domain. Beyond that, though, the Zora always weirded me out a little bit—their odd mermaid forms perplexed me, and I wasn’t a huge fan of the odd relationship Link and Princess Ruto had going on. This comic, courtesy of , only affirms my weird feelings about the Zora. Zelda does seem a little naive given that she couldn’t catch on to the hidden subtext of her words, but the fact that this Zora girl’s interpretation came straight from the gutter makes me think that this water-loving species might place a huge emphasis on weird things. Look Mom I m Zelda
via: pictame.com It is a cardinal sin among gamers to refer to Link as Zelda, since he is the protagonist of just about every mainline Zelda title. As we all know by now (well, as we all should know by now) Zelda is the Princess of Hyrule. She is the Peach to Link’s Mario, if that makes any sense. Though I know it shouldn’t, it honestly upsets me when people make this mistake, and it’s up there with people using male pronouns when referring to Metroid’s Samus Aran. As author points out, though, it’s one of the many things about the Zelda series that don’t make a whole lot of sense. Link is every bit as integral to the plot of the games as the Princess, yet she always gets top billing. That said, it does seem like a poor parenting decision to allow a kid to go around willy-nilly mislabelling video game characters. We re Legally Allowed To Leave
via: tumblr.com I really regret having to say this, but I’ve never actually gotten a chance to play Breath of the Wild. I realize that it’s basically the Citizen Kane of the video game world, but, as I’ve mentioned, I don’t own a Wii U, nor do I own a Switch. I’m kind of out of luck. That aside, I really love this comic-style meme because it capitalizes on the collegiate inside joke that, should your professor arrive 15 minutes late to class, you are allowed to leave without any repercussions. Does Ganon have a doctorate? I suppose I’ve never considered it, but since he’s spent the better part of thirty years trying to conquer the land of Hyrule, I would wager that he doesn’t actually have much in the way of a post-secondary education. Hey Look Listen
via: memecenter.com Want me to blow your mind? Navi got her name because it’s short for navigation—bet you didn’t know that! What's that— you did? You think I sound like a weirdo because I find trivial facts about video games to be fascinating? Oh. Anyway, I actually liked Navi in Ocarina of Time, and I never really found her to be as annoying as everyone said. For my money, Fi from Skyward Sword was much more of a nuisance. You don’t have to keep telling me that the batteries in my Wiimote are failing, I’m already well aware. Beyond that, why is Zelda so sensitive here? Link really must have been upset to make her cry like that. But, hey, I guess I understand—he’s been carrying around a bunch of pent-up feelings through his adventures with his little fairy friend. Thanks again, . A Contractual Friend Zone
via: random-domain.com There is nothing wrong with helping out a friend, by any means. Helpful and positive discourse can only be encouraged in friendships and budding relationships. However, it would seem like the unrelenting stream of Legend of Zelda games already out suggests a closer relationship between Link and Princess Zelda. Even so, the relationship between Link and his Princess never seems to come to fruition, even after all the battles are fought and won. This comic by pokes fun at contractually hired muscle used to get a job done, even if we know that the characters are better acquainted than that. Princess Zelda might maybe be better off offering Link actual treasures or payment in exchange for his world-saving jobs. It's not like the two ever get a break from all the action, anyway. Batman Crossover
via: knowyourmeme.com It’s gotten to be kind of a meme at this point—when you’re starting out with a new RPG or action and adventure game, you’re bound to come up against lowly enemies like rats, wolves, or, of course, bats. A staple of The Legend of Zelda franchise since its first NES outing, these flying rodents, or keese, as they’re known in the kingdom of Hyrule, are annoying, yet easily dispatched. This may be a different story, though. Creator has an interesting theory as to the origins of all these bat-like creatures in the Zelda universe, and the answer probably isn’t what you’d expect it to be. That said, I would love to see a Batman/Zelda crossover. Like, you have no idea how much I would love to see that. Make it happen, Nintendo. A Previous Engagement
via: knowyourmeme.com I’ve touched on this already, but the awkward engagement between Link and Princess Ruto in Ocarina of Time was just weird. I mean, I guess it’s kind of cute, but it’s an interspecies relationship between pre-teens—there’s some problems with that. Uploader is right to call attention to this oddball of a relationship, not that Link had a whole lot of say in it from the beginning. I remember thinking this same thing when I first played the game: what exactly is Link going to tell Zelda when he gets back? Granted, I’m not sure if Link and Zelda are ever canonically married, but it’s a major part of my LoZ headcanon, and I really don’t want to have to mess around with that stuff. The Wise Words Of Link
via: pintrest.com In times of trouble, the words of a close confidant and cherished companion may be invaluable. But, if you’re good friends with Link, you’re sort of out of luck. It’s not that he isn’t a nice guy, he just isn’t very talkative, like, ever. Honestly, it’s kind of amazing that these people put up with the green-clad character— he’s really not one for conversation. So, in his absence, creator envisioned Princess Zelda and Impa reminiscing about all of the wonderful times they’ve had with the young hero. They thought of all the laughs they must have shared, the tears they endured as they waited for him to return from his quests. With him gone, they’ll always be able to remember him by his well thought out, considerate speech. "Hyah!! Hoo!! Heehyah!!" Basis For A Relationship
via: omocat-blog.com When I first read through this, I didn’t really get it. Granted, I’m notoriously slow on the uptake, but, as far as I can tell, Link never actually tells any jokes. As a matter of fact, he never says much of anything, like, ever. I suppose the humor of work here is that Zelda is able to see the virtuous nature of Link. She’s thoughtful and able to come up with all of these reasons for liking him, and he just likes that she laughs at the jokes he doesn’t tell. Maybe she’s just laughing at him instead of with him? Does he tell jokes in Breath of the Wild? Also, he helps her color? I’m not sure that the Hero of Time has, well, time for that. Zelda s Lullaby
via: pintrest.com They may be plagued by constant problems and besiegement, but the ruling Hylian family has at least managed to cure insomnia. This also crossed my mind when I was first playing through OoT: what happens if Princess Zelda has to access one of the secret areas or warp to a location which required her lullaby? I suppose this is merely hyperbolic—she wouldn’t instantly fall asleep as creator postulates—but hey, who knows? It also sort of reminds me of Vin Diesel’s 2003 film . Remember how, in the end of the movie, he was able to use the kid’s lullaby as a directional guide to avoid a bunch of hazards? No? Then you guys should totally watch it! Side note: it was a pretty cool movie, honestly. Smashin Pots
via: inkrose98.deviantart.com Link has a well-documented penchant for attacking pottery. While he does it in literally every game—basically every chance he gets—I usually think of that little bank in the town of Hyrule in Ocarina. I think there’s a guard in there and, as an adult you can visit some weird dude in there who has a quest for you. Anyway, as young Link, you could totally spend at least a minimum of half an hour smashing pot after pot, throwing them against walls, and reaping the sizeable rewards. The sound of pots crunching, and the happy jingle of rupee collection will forever be ingrained in my mind. Comic creator makes a good point: the pots do have holes in the top, but that’s not nearly as much fun. The Legend Of Link
via: imgur.com I honestly laughed out loud when I saw this— no, I really did! I appreciate this on so many levels, it’s like a highbrow version of the “everybody thinks Link’s name is Zelda” thing, and I find it really funny. Just look at Zelda’s face—she’s totally owning it. She’s thinking: "Yes, I am Link now." I just can’t get over it, and I want to see more Linkle. I know that somewhere out there in the canon is , a female version of Link, from Hyrule Warriors Legends. However, I think we would all be down for a game like this, and I would love to see some more concepts from uploader . If Zelda’s the warrior, does that make Link a Prince now? Pig Ears
via: zeldauniverse.net Here’s a sample from the actual, super-ancient 80s comic. I think I might actually be in need of some context for this clip, but it’s honestly still funny all the same since we get a glimpse of classic Zelda, and the timeless nature of just how canonically weird the Princess has always been. It also strikes at the heart of the odd relationship between Link and Princess Zelda. Are they romantically involved? Will we ever get answers to these age-old questions? The Princess of Hyrule may have feelings for her little green friend, but she sure isn’t letting on. Also, did she say he has pig ears? Doesn’t she also have those pointed Hylian ears? That’s hypocritical, Zelda, and I’d like to know what you were doing in Link’s room while he was sleeping. Missing Eyebrows
via: pintrest.com This one is a little quirky, but it really tickled my funny bone because, when I first saw Zelda’s Breath of the Wild incarnation, I also thought Zelda had some really big eyebrows. It’s a really adorable character design, though! I would kind of like a little clarification concerning Princess Zelda’s natural hair color, because I’m led to believe that she’s not a natural blonde. In the original games and, from what I remember, in , she was a brunette—what’s the story here, Nintendo? Which is it? This comic is actually a riff on a Japanese manga called , or Yotsuba To! If you prefer, which sort of makes it even better. Either way, I’m glad uploader brought some attention to Zelda’s new, bushy eyebrows. Under The Water Temple
via: knowyourmeme.com When Link drags himself from the bottom of Ocarina of Time’s Water Temple to be by your side, you know you must be special to him. Turns out all Link ever wanted was a simple date with Malon (from Lon Lon Rach). The other lady is Link's life also doesn't make too much sense here. But I really want to know two things here: why are there cell phones in Hyrule, and why can those cell phones operate underwater? What’s even more puzzling though is how Link manages to get reception at the bottom of the Water Temple. I seriously want to know what kind of data plan he’s on, because I’m looking for new mobile carriers, and this is the best endorsement for a mobile service that I’ve ever seen. Thanks,, for bringing this to my attention. You Can t See Me
via: pintrest.com Zelda, what kind of magic is this supposed to be? Something is going on here. For all three of you who aren’t already in the know, Link’s mysterious informant Sheik in Ocarina of Time is actually Zelda in disguise. You’re led to believe that she’s male to keep you from guessing her true identity, but I didn’t think the same would go for Link. Plus, their expressions in comic leads me to believe that the transformation was, uh, extremely thorough. Come to think of it, it’s kind of a conspicuous disguise. Their faces are concealed, but they look all the more mysterious. You can’t tell me that two people dressed like that aren’t up to something. Hey, come back here! I have a few questions for you! Link-berg
via: pintrest.com As we all know, Ganondorf wants nothing more than to rule the land of Hyrule. And, though he sometimes gets his wish, that pesky green hero always shows up and puts him in his place, even if he turns up seven years behind schedule. Hey, better late than never, thought it would have been nice to save the day before he attacked the whole kingdom. Just saying. It's hard to believe this is what Princess Zelda has to put up with every time. Creator really got me laughing with this riff on my favorite Fairly OddParents meme. I almost feel bad for Ganondorf—just look at his face in the second panel, he’s clearly desperate for a trophy… I mean a Triforce. That would be problematic to the land of Hyrule, though, and he really shouldn’t be getting his hands on it.