Nintendo Comics That Crossed The Line

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22 Nintendo Comics That Crossed The Line

It's hard to imagine any Nintendo game's crossing the line. That didn't stop these comic creators though. Check out these 25 crazy Nintendo Comics! Nintendo is one of those companies that has really done no wrong as far as we're concerned. They come out with games when they say they're going to, and they usually end up having the least expensive major console on the market. Of course, Nintendo makes a lot of money off of us, but they do it with class. Plenty of companies pump out video games before they're finished just to get the game released in the time before their competitor's for better sales. That's just business, but us nerds pay the price. But after playing games like Mario Odyssey and Breath Of The Wild with all the detail and dedication poured into them, Nintendo has made itself king again. It wasn't always fantastic. The Wii U was sort of uninteresting, and the Wii and GameCube fell to third place behind Microsoft and Sony during that generation of greatness. Back when a GameCube, Ps2, and Xbox were the big three. Life was good. But now Nintendo is back doing their awesome things, and I might buy a t-shirt. We should all actually just get free t-shirts. THEGAMER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Magikarp A Straight Up Thug

via: imgur.com Everyone makes fun of Magikarp. But that's like when a person is a bully in high school and then the person they messed with grew up and became a cop or something. People say a lot of cops are just that, bullied, power-hungry kids who had enough injustice and wanted to make a stand. But police deserve respect for the difficult job they do. Then again, everyone deserves respect because we are just Magikarps trying to become Gyarados. If you catch my drift. Though I don't personally agree with that reason to become a cop, it has to be one of the most satisfying scenarios in a person life to pull over or arrest someone who treated them like trash in their younger years. And that's what Magikarp does, he gets his revenge when he becomes Gyarados and Hyper Beams directly into your face and soul. You can find

Mario Gets The Couch Tonight

via: pinterest.com This leads to my theory that Mario and Bowser are actually lovers on the side. After all the evil and pain the Koopa King has caused the Mushroom Kingdom, they still invite him to play in all their games. Or maybe its something different. Maybe Bowser simply invites himself as a way to plan for the next capture. Bowser is a savage and he knows what he wants. Perhaps he truly is a genius That just blew my mind. What if all the sports and racing games are really just prequels to when Bowser kidnaps Peach. As if Bowser found out there was an event going on and there was no legal recourse to bar him from entering the games, only for Bowser to be gathering intel on the perfect time to steal Peach. Brilliant. Perhaps he truly is a genius, in fact, it probably is why he's able to control all the Goombas.

The Legend Of Super Starfox Icarus-troid

via: knowyourmeme.com This is something we all need in our lives. A Nintendo game that takes the lore and heroics of every great Nintendo based franchise and rolls it into a single game. Disney and Sony did it with Kingdom Hearts, and Nintendo sort of did it with Super Smash, but they didn't take it far enough. As the demands of consumers grow and the amount of capable developers grows, we may get everything we want. I won't go into too much detail, but how amazing would it be to run around with the magic hat from Mario Odyssey on top of Samus's Powersuit while yielding the Master Sword and traveling from place to place in Fox's Arwing. It would be awesome and we can only think about the intent enemy that would require that type of hardware for defeat. But if you think about it, it could have something to do with Thanos or Satan teaming up with Bowser. You can read

King Leonidas Was A Student Of Mario s

via: knowyourmeme.come There's not a lot of dialog in the early Mario games. Could it be that Bowser is the good guy and he was just trying to work with Mario and the Mushroom people and that Mario was the rebellious leader? Probably not. Bowser takes people. But then again, isn't that how the Trojan war began? Helen being "taken" by Orlando Bloom because the fell in love over some roasted turkey. Anyway, Mario has sent enough Koopas and Goombas to their ends to at least question if he really is the bad guy. I mean think about it. How many creatures or people have you ever seen Bowser end? None. It's Mario who's the mass taker of life. And we are the Gods who control him with our electronic pieces of plastic. They're called Wii-Motes. You can .

There Will Be Pokémon

via: knowyourmeme.com This is what we like to see in our Pokémon games. Because Pokémon definitely bleed unless its true that they aren't even real and in the game, they're just digital information and it's all been a huge lie. It is what would explain how they fit inside those cute little balls everyone loves so much. Either that or all the little guys are super squishable. Either way this comic is hilarious. Do any of you wish that when you were wandering through the tall grass dominating wild Pokémon and random trainers that you could just rush through it without any regard for the fools who attempt to stop you in your tracks for a battle? Here's your answer, getting into a car-Pokémon that barrels through and over everything that would impede you. Those cops in Pokémon don't even have guns. You can

Star Power Hits You Hard

via: pinterest.com This is a hilarious thought. That Mario is truly indestructible when he is in star mode and that he very well may obliterate Peach while he's in it. There's no way to know that the star power can or cannot discern from friend or foe. You can't contain the power of the bouncing star, even if you're the famous Mario. There's no containing the power of the bouncing star Who's to say that the music when played during the star form power isn't some sort of trance music that sends the user into a crazed spree as if they were on narcotics or something. All I know is that when I get star power and I see enemies is that I try to destroy as many as possible before the star's blessing has decided to return to the heavens. You can

These Sewers Run Deep

via: reddit.com Hopefully, the day will come when a real Mario game is created on par with Kingdom Hearts. Why not just steal the formula but make it in the Nintendo world. It's bound to happen and it'd be pretty great. Mario could travel to different dimensions where different Nintendo games take place and visit all the people there. He could have side quest that involves boosting gear and finding out more about the lore of each game. That's actually a great idea, it's stolen, but it's still great. Super Mario Dimensions. An Action RPG where Mario travels from dimension to dimension to help Link, Samus, and even Kirby, fight their bad guys to fend off Darkness in the multiverse. Well, I guess that's what they did in one of the Super Smash Bros games, so nevermind. You can

Fairy Powered Lemonade Around The Corner God Is Made

via: celesse.deviantart.com Fairies exist for only one reason, to revive Link when he perishes. Now, if you're one of those kids who can't handle the soldiers of Ganon then, of course, you'll need the fairy's help. There are people out there who do entire runs in Legend of Zelda games without ever even being hit by an enemy. That's the true master level worthy of the master sword. Most Zelda games you get a few bottles and that's how you keep fairies alive. So that when you fall from battle the bottle magically opens and the thing you've held prisoner actually revives you. Doesn't make much sense, but at least they don't get blended into a potion. Even though fairies must understand what power they hold in their bodies and be a little more aware of people sneaking around the forest trying to capture them. You can

They Got Us Again

via: reddit.com Now don't get it twisted. The Nintendo Switch is one of the best video games systems created in a while. It's not anything groundbreaking, but it was definitely the perfect system for this time period. It gives you the option of going mobile, having the classic controller feel, being a tablet, and playing on the big screen. Now, the negative to all that is that my gut feeling is that the system won't last as long because of its versatility opens it up to damage. Moving it around more and actually touching the system can't be good in the long run. But that first time that you're locked into a video game and really have to use the bathroom, and you realize you can bring the switch with you is simply a legendary scenario.

If Your Nintendo Told You To Go Off A Bridge

via: dorkly.com If any of you out there are like me. Then you have the unique capability of sitting in front of a tv or computer screen for close to 12 hours a day without taking a break. Sometimes it's because you have a tv show to binge through, other times it's because you have a video game you need to beat. And for the best of us, both. Netflix has this thing in their system that asks us if we are still watching and if we'd like to continue. As if the reminder that we're alone and watching 8 hours of Grey's Anatomy is an unhealthy choice. I don't think I've ever been angrier at the internet. Except of course when it simply doesn't work and you get stuck looking at a loading screen for more than 15 seconds. Seriously, we need to read more about video games and we do not want to wait longer than we have to.

So That s What They Meant

via: knowyourmeme.com People say that the government should just print out a bunch of money for poor people and then they can get houses and food and stuff. But then the American currency gets messed up or something because it becomes less valuable. But see, here's what you need to do. That's probably exactly what we plan to do now When the government prints out a bunch of money, you go and take as much as possible and then go buy gold with it before anyone even realizes that the government has printed more cash. Then when the inflation goes up, you sell the gold and keep all your millions just like the Nintendo guys did. That's probably exactly what we plan to do now and then we would get into a situation where gold becomes useless because the people who own it pretty much stole it.

Bowser Ruled By Fear

via: explosm.com Did any of you think that Bowser raised his people gently? Not a chance. He took them to the whip room every chance he got. It's why Mario hates him so much. He treats all the little guys like nothing. Bowser is the ultimate jerk when you think about how many of his own children he's sent to perish at the hands of Mario. Seriously though. If your first Koopa son is eliminated by Mario for something that you did, Bowser, why wouldn't you then immediately go to try and fix that with your entire army? What's up with setting up all these little worlds for your enemy to stomp through and become an ultra warrior for the time you two meet in final battle. So Dumb.

Pokémon Logic Uncovered

via: dorkly.com If anyone ever took the time to read through the inconsistencies and ridiculousness of the Pokémon's individual descriptions. They're insane. The thing about Alakazam having such a High IQ is the worst of it. Where are they getting these numbers from? It would have been just as amazing if a few animal had the IQ of 90. If a Pokémon could actually speak and use spoons like Alakazam does, then that would be plenty. There is no way that an animal with an IQ of 5000 doesn't try to take over the world. that makes it smarter than any human being and we'd then have Alakazams capturing and raising their own Pokémon to create a diabolical overthrow of the earth. Then Humans would be the ones in the balls and Alakazam would roam the planet. You can

Good Luck Lapras

via: pinterest.com We always thought it'd be funny if the Pokémon in the video games really had anxiety and abandonment issues like real pets. That'd be a sweet thing to add to a game. Like every Houndoom Pokémon you get is a rescue or something. Meowth too. They were mistreated by previous owners and you have to rehabilitate them. Not for any reason, however. They'd be that much stronger Pokémon because of the bond you shared with them and depths your brought them from into their new happy life of battling until death only to be resurrected again. The messed up thing is that there are certain Pokémon that are called tanks that their main purpose is to be placed in the battle after all your team has been knocked out. Once the tank has been put in they simply just it there to soak up damage while the trainer revives and heals the rest of the team. You can

Shut Up And Take My Money

via: purenintendo.com I read somewhere was while ago that Nintendo didn't need to release a single new item for a few decades, maybe even fifty years, and they would still make profits every year. That's what we like to hear. Nintendo will survive. They deserve it. If it wasn't for games like Mario and Zelda and Metroid, the world would be garbage. I'd just buy Nintendo bread I'd buy a Nintendo toaster, I'll even buy Nintendo toast. But of course, how does one even buy toast unless it's been bread first? So maybe I'd just buy Nintendo bread. Either way this comic is dead on correct as to what happens when Nintendo decides to market it's newest products. People get psyched and they work overtime for the sheer chance to not work overtime in the future because they rush home after work to play their new Nintendo item. You can

Gyarados Hurt Itself In Confusion

via: knowyourmeme.com Is this what happens when the Pokémon is confused? Are they really hitting themselves with the attack that they just put out? I always thought they like tripped and fell or something because they didn't remember how to walk because of the confusion. They never really explained it and they maybe should have, it would be nice to have some details. But that' just one of many ways the billion dollar company has kept us from playing any really truly amazing video games. They just keep making the same thing over and over with barely an update in graphics per version. If that's the case, then I feel terrible for never ever healing my Pokémon's confusion and forcing them to keep attacking. My thoughts were that they were going to either snap out of the confusion or they were going to trip and fall until they passed out. You can

Fire Is Dangerous

via: pinterest.com There was a total lack of reality placed into the Pokémon games. I get how that may seem like a ridiculous statement but look at the facts. There were never any child predators, never any random fires, and never any evil people in the Pokémon world. Yes, it's a kids game. But the real masters are us, adults. We play the game in secret because the world doesn't understand. When will they make a Pokémon game for adults? Not talking adult films or anything crazy weird like that. But a game where bad things happen to the world and Pokémon are used as the weapons to save it. Think about it if Captain America had a Machamp to chill with or even an army of Machamps who he trained to fight and even use weapons. Like the 300 Spartans but it's all filled with Machamps and Conkledurrs with machine guns and rocket launchers. Pokémon needs to get cooler.

Mario The True Story

via: duelinganalogs.com These are the types of video game movies I'd like to see. Not so much for 90 minutes, but more like a short film or something for the nerds among us. Being in a film program gives you all sorts of opportunities to experiment with art and this could be a great little story to tell in under an hour. Peach and her hero Mario in the real world of human beings. Away from all the mushroom things, you could get a sense of real darkness and dread in the real world of women being taken from their home and held against their will by a disgusting character. It would be the same sort of theme of the game but not set in the world. It would make a terrible game. Maybe a decent mission in Grand Theft Auto, but not an actually full-fledged Mario Video Game.

Goombas Expendable

via: 9gag.com In every game where the main character dispatches their way through levels, it's inevitable that you kill a few living things. Unless you're playing a game where you fight robots and junk, but that's not as much fun as letting the blood spill. But in games like Mario, one must think that some of these victims are not deserving of their gruesome ends. But in reality, they definitely are. Who do they think they are trying to get in between Mario and his peach flavored prize. I'm talking about Princess Peach. You even have Goombas harming Goombas alongside Mario Take a look at Paper Mario, you have a Koopa and a Goomba on your team to defeat Bowser. You even have Goombas harming Goombas alongside Mario. It's a wild world out there in the Mushroom Kingdom but I guess that mirrors our own world a little too precisely. You can

I Like Big Behinds And I Shall Not Lie

via: reddit.com Once Nintendo got their hands on the updated graphics engines and what not they took a page from the closely located book of anime and enhanced their female characters. Have any of you ever even watched anime? Those types of women don't really exist. And I'm not talking about magical elements and abilities, I'm talking about Zelda's badonkadonk. She's a wonderful princess, even if she's always doing some wild stuff behind the scene. We know that her beauty is matched only by her ability to govern. It's gross to imagine cartoon characters as attractive. It's definitely weird if not gross. But it's not that those who are attracted to females are disgusting psychos, it's that they recognize the real-life desire that these cartoons represent. However creepy that sounds, I stand by it.