21 Tweets From 2017 That Made Us Say "Why Am I Even Laughing?"Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Dec 2017 21 Tweets From 2017 That Made Us Say Why Am I Even Laughing "Rat is short for... Ratthew." by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 penjamin.nog @upsidedowntrash [pronounces testosterone like macaroni] 06:53 PM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Flora underscore underscore Flora ? @Flora__Flora U know how In a box of chocolates there's always one disgusting one? That was my idea, I came up w that. "Put a gross one in there" I said 01:33 PM - 06 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Jae Bearhat @fussybabybitch Me answering the door at a party because I’m the least fucked up 05:27 PM - 20 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 maura "are jack and biz nazis?" quint @behindyourback *at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets 08:29 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Gracie Hoos @cottoncandaddy [shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shoul… https://t.co/ebkKuV9nFx 04:27 AM - 13 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Connor Black @connorblack_1 Are them instagram polls anonymous or not cause av been voting on whether or not lasses should get sparkly nails 01:46 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Joe Saunders @saundersjoe RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa 08:15 PM - 05 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Nathan Usher @thenatewolf ME WHEN A NORMAL BUG IS ON ME: Eww. ME WHEN A LADYBUG IS ON ME: Evening, Ma'am. 12:49 AM - 29 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov doctor: show me where it hurts me: look at this text where she says despacito isn't the song of the summer 07:07 PM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 David Hughes @david8hughes [in the car & my wife turns up the radio] Wife: it's our song Son: you & dad made a song? Me: no, we listen to this song when we fuck 01:44 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Emotionelle @bailingbri666 08:21 PM - 10 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Michael would like Nazis kicked off of this site. @Home_Halfway BARISTA: I have a latte ready for "Give me all your money?" ROBBER: Oh goodness, this is so embarrassing, I see there's been some confusion 06:18 PM - 22 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 @dominicanraq I dead ass ate pineapples for a month and this boy told me my pussy tasted like cheetos sooo y'all lying out here 01:27 PM - 05 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Dan Duvall @lazerdoov My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing 11:59 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Tragic Ally @TragicAllyHere Use cauliflower as a substitute for mashed potatoes, rice, and any joy in your life. You have no friends now, there is only cauliflower. 09:35 PM - 11 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 yabkat @ohen39 wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife 02:51 AM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Nick Neutrality @OneTrickTofani one time some friends and I literally covered my roommates bed in 324 pieces of cornbread to make it a "cornbed" so… https://t.co/f4IM3DjdYb 10:27 PM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Dan Duvall @lazerdoov *sitting in the dark at the kitchen table waiting for my wife* Hello Karen. Maybe you'd like to tell me who used all my essential oils 06:33 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 several onions @Amusitr0n Karen from accounting thinks I hate all birds because she caught me yelling at a bird but the truth is I only hate one specific bird 12:06 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 eric turtle @dubstep4dads me: what do u mean my friend cant come in bouncer: theres no way hes 21 me: but- stuart little: dude its fine lets just go 02:05 AM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 yabkat @ohen39 wife: I am having an affair me: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have the affair as well 12:27 PM - 20 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.