22 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Wow, The Kardashian-Jenners Are Weird"Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Nov 2017 22 Tweets That Will Make You Say Wow The Kardashian-Jenners Are Weird "I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!" by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel 09:22 PM - 21 Sep 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Kris Jenner @KrisJenner I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me 08:46 PM - 06 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash Do ants have dicks? 03:03 AM - 28 Mar 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner Robert Pattinson 03:34 AM - 27 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can't stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills! 12:34 AM - 02 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash About to call the paparazzi on myself! 08:36 PM - 04 Oct 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 Kris Jenner @KrisJenner Hey dolls! What does it mean when your lip randomly swells up like crazy??!!! 04:04 PM - 05 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner 12:02 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash I love when people consider themselves the "Carrie Bradshaw" of this or that...the world doesn't revolve around you honey bunches of oats. 05:12 PM - 08 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 Kris Jenner @KrisJenner Whoot whoot 03:29 AM - 07 Jun 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me 07:29 PM - 13 Aug 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 Kendall @KendallJenner howdy y'all! hows it comin'? 06:27 PM - 23 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 Khloé @khloekardashian Do woodpeckers get headaches? 07:11 AM - 16 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner And RIP to my two little fishys Julia #1 and Julia #2 :( 09:14 PM - 03 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 Kris Jenner @KrisJenner I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident! 02:35 AM - 10 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Khloé @khloekardashian Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? 07:12 AM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner Sick. 09:17 PM - 08 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash Me: who invented high heels? Khloe: some bitch! 04:13 PM - 04 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it! 12:21 AM - 22 Feb 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Kris Jenner @KrisJenner Hi twitterbugs! How is everyone doing tonite? On my way 2 a barmitzvah party and its a carnival theme! I am now praying 4 cotton candy! Yum! 01:52 AM - 10 Oct 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner I love pomegranates 10:26 PM - 08 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves! 12:47 AM - 29 Aug 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.