19 Times Susan Calman Was A Fucking Hilarious Scottish SuperstarSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Nov 2017 19 Times Susan Calman Was A Fucking Hilarious Scottish Superstar Even if she doesn't win Strictly, she's WON ALL OF OUR HEARTS. by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 When she mildly alarmed her Strictly partner Kevin View this post on "I'm going to be gentle with Kevin 'cause I don't want to scare him off, so we'll start with a light candlelight supper then maybe a bath." 2 And when she made him a bit jealous View this post on 3 When she invented a hot new fashion trend Susan Calman @SusanCalman It's hot. My bins smell. Went to sort them. Tied a bra around my face as an improvised facemask. Met the postman. Neither of us mentioned it 09:46 AM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 When she shared her views about men View this post on Awwww. 5 When she came up with this unlikely line from a thriller on Mock the Week Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF televisiongif.tumblr.com 6 And this excellent bit of sports commentary Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC / youtube.com 7 When she surprised us all with her pet care methods View this post on 8 When she contemplated a sexy new tattoo BBC / bbc.co.uk 9 And when she admitted her sinister life goal Susan Calman @SusanCalman My Lesbian To Do List 1. Get married 2. Adopt fifty cats 3. Recycle lots 4. Get tattoo of Clare Balding 5. Destroy… https://t.co/GrYAn2vOqi 09:20 PM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Same. 10 When she described her perfect romantic night in View this post on 11 When she made this hilarious pledge Susan Calman @SusanCalman If we get to Blackpool I've promised @keviclifton that I'll get "I love Grimsby" tattooed on my foot. Make it so British public. Make it so 05:52 PM - 19 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 and stuck to it Susan Calman @SusanCalman And before anyone asks. Yes. I'm getting "I love Grimsby" tattooed on my foot as I promised I would. Just not while I'm dancing! 07:51 PM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 When she was incredibly excited when she found out you could buy playable Tetris T-shirts Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Dave / youtube.com 14 And when she shared this hilariously extra method for getting to appointments on time BBC / youtube.com 15 When she chest-bumped Andrew Maxwell Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Dave Well, boob-to-stomach-bumped. But it was still very cute. 16 When she locked horns with Sandi Toksvig View this post on 17 When Stephen Fry gave her the greatest band in the world as a clue on QI Dave Um, what's so funny, Stephen? 18 When she made this comparison Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF youtube.com Not true: Wee Jimmy could never pull off such a splendid shirt. 19 And when she was proud to be a Glaswegian Susan Calman @SusanCalman At the shops. A man shouted "Good luck in the dancing wee yin! We'll love you even if you're rubbish" I belong to Glasgow. 08:15 AM - 19 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Susan Scotland loves you Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC Good luck, you wee sausage sandwich. Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.