24 Things You Only Know If You're 50% Adult, 50% ChildSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 20 Nov 2017 24 Things You Only Know If You re 50% Adult 50% Child *Saves money* *Spends savings* "Life's too short! What if I die tomorrow!" by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 You probably own very adult things like a slow cooker and a nice a set of spatulas The Recipe Critic / Via therecipecritic.com 2 In fact you ve probably hosted quite a few dinner parties because you keep a lovely home View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 3 But once the party is over how long do you leave all the dishes in the sink Too long View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 4 And that s because you always stretch out tedious tasks for as long as possible Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Cartoon Network 5 Which means you fear doing certain things like calling up your gas provider Remee Patel / Dmephotography / Getty Images 6 You have all your bills set up on direct debit so you never miss a payment Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF youtube.com 7 And you make a conscious effort to save money even though it pains you Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Touchstone Pictures 8 However your savings never last long or reach a substantial amount because there s always something you end up spending it on Remee Patel "Life's too short!' you say, "I'm not going to care about my savings when I'm dead!' you say. 9 You would never wear something super creased without ironing it first i.imgur.com 10 But you also hate doing chores like ironing so you d probably just not wear the shirt in the first place Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Alison Caporimo / BuzzFeed 11 At work you pride yourself on being very professional Remee Patel / Jacoblund / Getty Images 12 But as soon as you re home it s like you re a completely different person Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed 13 If you have a lot on your plate you ll easily turn down offers to go out Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox FOMO isn't that much of a thing for you. 14 But you ll also order takeaway three nights in a row when you ve got a fridge full of food you re supposed to be eating Remee Patel You can't make good decisions all of the time! 15 You make an effort to try to take care of yourself and your health View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 16 But it s a work in progress Remee Patel / Ocusfocus / Getty Images You know using your phone in bed is a bad idea but you can’t help yourself. 17 You try to eat healthy during the week saving treats for the weekend View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 18 But then at the weekend you go a little overboard with the treats View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 19 You pride yourself on your time-keeping and hate when others are late Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nickelodeon 20 But because you don t own a planner preferring to keep it all in your head you sometimes forget about plans completely Remee Patel 21 You still call your parents for help every now and then Remee Patel / Miya227 / Getty Images 22 But you also do your fair share of helping them weknowmemes.com 23 You like the idea of being a proper adult it s just the 100% bit is kind of unrealistic Becky Barnicoat 24 So you settle for being a proper adult half the time After all who can tell Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel 4 Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.