50 Tweets That Made Women Piss Themselves With Laughter In 2017Skip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemap Posted on 11 Dec 2017 50 Tweets That Made Women Piss Themselves With Laughter In 2017Just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch, where'd you get that? by Hattie SoykanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 $YLV @sylvvmc BOYS! get ur eyebrows threaded !! not only will it improve ur looks by 600% but also hurts like a bitch and u all suck and deserve to suffer 06:17 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 Allison Tolman @Allison_Tolman I do feel bad for men with all the witch hunt stuff going on. Imagine being unsure if you could trust members of th… https://t.co/uHvrT2Cwl5 07:00 AM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 nline since 1999 @runolgarun as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism 10:15 PM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 festive fiona @neonfiona the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle 11:00 AM - 08 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 Bess Kalb @bessbell Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!! 04:00 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6 Kate Willett @katewillett Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I'm the reputation of a guy he's never met 03:33 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 sophie @sophxthompson every time I find something in forever 21 02:31 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 goth grandma @morrishitty “Did you cum?” Yeah out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine 04:35 AM - 29 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9 on her period @onherperiod "men don't find it attractive when yo-" wOW for a second there I almost thought women lived just to please men haha almost scared me there 04:43 AM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10 maura "are jack and biz nazis?" quint @behindyourback *at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets 08:29 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 Beth Elderkin @BethElderkin This is what happens when men have creative control. A butt crack on top of another butt crack. 04:26 PM - 17 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12 12 Kims A Kimmin’ @KimmyMonte i'll rest my bitch face when I'm dead. 11:01 PM - 23 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 jewish. femme. sre. @sweetpavement It's Mary Shelley's birthday? To celebrate, invent a new genre of fiction at a house party to avoid the attentions of a dude who's trash. 02:01 PM - 30 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 ?????? @liltinyisabel a boy during sex: *does nothing at all* 08:22 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 regal trash bitch @meatgrindr Hunger Games Synopsis Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me 04:02 AM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16 Holly Green @winnersusedrugs Misogynists: my dick does whatever it wants Male feminists: it just makes me so sad that my dick does whatever it wants 11:54 PM - 20 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 Aimee @Mimiification When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT. 08:09 AM - 01 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18 Haley @haleyhuebner12 I just got a man kicked out of the bar for slapping my ass. I have never seen a man so appalled and confused for se… https://t.co/cXb9KTfStG 06:44 AM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19 Bev @bevtgooden “i’m not like other men.” 05:13 AM - 21 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 Molly @Molly_Kats Women: This man is bad Men: You’re overreacting Women: Here’s proof Men: Why didn’t you tell us earlier, this is your fault 11:45 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 Geraldine @everywhereist I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to not whip his dick out especially in work contexts I mean,… https://t.co/evNuyGATr3 12:01 AM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22 Twitter: @danicarrington 23 Millennial of Manila @MillennialOfMNL when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean 09:12 AM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24 Myrrh @ixix82 "So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet" 02:54 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25 Alice Sanders @wernerspenguin I'm just a girl, standing in front of a straight, white boy, telling him I know more about the subject than him because it's my actual job. 10:09 AM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26 General Krys Organa @Krys Carrie Fisher continuing to scorch sexual predators from beyond the grave is my 2017 Mood 09:13 PM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27 Christine Sydelko @csydelko of all the times I've broken a nail in my life 95% of them have been from trying to open a pistachio 02:29 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 redz @maddie_redmon it's so weird how girls just know....idk how we know?? shit, half the time we don't even know what we know, but like we know 10:09 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29 liv farmer @oliviafarmerr_ do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else 12:37 AM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30 m. @annachlumskys a man: hi me: 04:00 PM - 06 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31 Megan Amram @meganamram I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me" 02:08 AM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32 adam @brokeangeI me after getting over a guy i never even dated 04:07 AM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33 Summer @summerjscott literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that 06:41 PM - 27 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34 Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr 2016 vs 2017 06:45 PM - 04 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 35 crmn bby @therealcbrad I hate book descriptions like 'she wore her hair gathered at the nape of her neck' like that's a pony tail my dude 02:14 PM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 36 Jillian David @JillianDavid13 Focus group. This could have been avoided with 1 focus group (of women). 11:56 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37 Alana Massey @AlanaMassey *Woman carries heavy pile through office* Man: Can I take anything off your hands? Woman: My lapto- *Man swipes list of ideas off top, runs* 08:31 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38 Lauren Serpa Photos @SerpaLerpa I’m walking down the street and this dude behind me shouted “Hey girl!” I turned around and he was like, “Oh my gos… https://t.co/wtZ7JT9rhC 07:44 PM - 18 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39 ashley @ashleyms030 guy: I'm 6'4", homeless, I don't have a car, I'm unemployed, and I've been arrested 6 times me: ....did you say..6… https://t.co/0V7fZNVKGD 01:19 AM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40 Sophia Benoit @1followernodad 14 men just got in my mentions trying to teach my ass how to open a damn jar. DO THEY REALLY THINK WE NEED HELP WIT… https://t.co/jW9OjliDmc 04:57 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41 coffee @bblackgoldd "I wouldn't consider myself a feminist but I do believe that we all [insert the exact definition of feminism here]" 04:16 AM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42 Twitter: @SleepyAlex_ 43 Brohibition Now @OhNoSheTwitnt Do men like being kicked in the sack? Women in new survey given after being shown this headline say yes. 01:06 PM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 44 Flora underscore underscore Flora ? @Flora__Flora How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra 07:01 PM - 29 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 45 Gabi Dunn @gabidunn99 My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, so I decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds 09:40 PM - 04 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46 gigi @asapdaya men: you wear so much makeup because you're insecure me, an intellectual: 08:44 PM - 18 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47 Megan Amram @meganamram for those of you mad about a female-only showing of "Wonder Woman," remember that for 100s of years you got male-only showings of "voting" 06:32 AM - 30 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 48 Full Frontal @FullFrontalSamB Delaying the health care vote today to try to figure out what a woman is. 08:11 PM - 23 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 49 Twitter: @kashanacauley 50 Polar Express Goddess @awesomelocks Woman: The bees are dying. random male: I don't know what kind of men YOU hang out with but I'M not killing bees. 08:30 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite For more Best Of 2017 posts click here Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink TV and MoviesGet all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.