19 Things You ll Understand If You Just Really Fucking Hate Winter
19 Things You'll Understand If You Just Really Fucking Hate WinterSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 14 Feb 2018 19 Things You ll Understand If You Just Really Fucking Hate Winter You were doing just fine until the weather decided to become shit for half the year. by Natalya LobanovaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Even though you know that winter comes around every year you re somehow always shocked and appalled each time it does View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 2 No matter how many jumpers and coats you hoard it never feels like enough Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC 3 All fashion sense and joy from clothes goes out of the window because your only concern is not to get frostbite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Adam Ellis / BuzzFeed 4 Yet that inevitably means you ll actually sweat profusely as soon as you get anywhere heated and have to spend 10 minutes taking off several hundred layers Natalya Lobanova / BuzzFeed 5 And it s so misleading that the winter months are technically December until February but we all know it doesn t really work like that You re in the depth of winter at least until April Shen @shenanigansen 04:05 PM - 14 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite And it starts in October, basically. 6 If you live in the UK it s unlikely you ll even get to enjoy the picturesque wintery scenes View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 7 Instead the closest you ll get is some grey sludge and very angry hail in your face Clancy Burke @ClancyFOX45Now Winter expectations vs. reality 03:40 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8 You ve probably witnessed more brutal umbrella deaths than should be acceptable Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC 9 You feel like you literally never see the sun Nathan Pyle / BuzzFeed You wake up, it's dark. You leave work, it's dark. 10 You might have invested in a sun lamp but you feel resentful for having to do it View this photo on Instagram instagram.com The sun has one job and that's to show up, but it can't even do that for half the year. 11 And you pop Vitamin D supplements like your life depends on it which it sort of does Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo 12 Christmas is great but as soon as January rolls around you re over winter and ready to whip out your summer sandals Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC But unfortunately Jesus selfishly decided to be born at the very start of winter. 13 So you barely ever make it through January tuna @mama_tuna 5th monday of january 10:46 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14 However when it s finally over you feel like you ve achieved something – until you realise February is just another extension of January TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon IT IS FEBRUARY. THE NONSENSE MONTH. IS IT WINTER. NO. IS IT SPRING. NO. WHY IS IT COLD. MY SOCKS ARE WET. I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING. FEBRUARY. 08:51 AM - 01 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15 You honestly don t understand why we don t just make like the other mammals and hibernate Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed 16 Nothing feels more unnatural than forcing yourself out of bed when it s still dark Flo Perry / BuzzFeed It feels bizarre that primordial man would've had more sleep than you during the winters. Surely the point of civilisation is to make our lives better??? 17 As soon as the clocks move forward and the sun sets at a reasonable hour you finally feel like you re ready to wake up from hibernation and crawl out of your blanket cocoon Haejin Park / BuzzFeed 18 The first time you step outside without the need for a jacket you promise that you will never ever take that for granted again Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema 19 Until of course you get hay fever and sweat patches and start longingly dreaming of sweaters and hot drinks Hannah Hillam / BuzzFeed Share This ArticleFacebook PinterestTwitterMailLink BuzzFeed DailyKeep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.